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♪ i'm going down
To south park ♪
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♪ gonna have
Myself a time ♪
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♪ friendly faces
Everywhere ♪
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♪ humble folks
Without temptation ♪
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♪ going down
To south park ♪
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♪ gonna leave my
Woes behind ♪
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♪ ample parking
Day or night ♪
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♪ people spouting
"howdy neighbor" ♪
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♪ headin' on up
To south park ♪
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♪ gonna see
If i can't unwind ♪
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♪ ( muffled mumble
Muffled mumble ) ♪
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♪ so come on down
To south park ♪
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♪ and meet some
Friends of mine ♪♪
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And in conclusion,
The latino community
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Has provided america,
And indeed the entire world,
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With innovations that
We would be lost without.
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And that is my presentation
On the role of hispanics
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In american technology,
Thank you.
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( cheers & applause )
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Okay, thank you,
Kyle broflovski.
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That was very good, kyle.
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I think the latino
Endowment council
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Was very happy with
Your presentation.
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Looks like
You might win.
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Cool !
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Alright, students,
Members of the school board.
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Our last speaker will
Discuss the important role
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Of latinos in the arts.
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Here is--
Eric cartman.
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Eric cartman ?!
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( smattering of applause )
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Thank you.
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The latino culture
Has been very influential
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On the arts in america.
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But you don't
Have to ask me.
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You can ask my special guest,
Ms. Jennifer lopez !
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No way.
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Ms. Lopez,
Come on out here !
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Hello !
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Oh, jesus christ !
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My name is
Jennifer lopez.
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I eat tacos
And burritos.
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Ms. Lopez, would you like to
Talk about latinos in the arts ?
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Oh,si, si.
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But first i would like to
Put on my pretty dress.
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Oh, you mean this one ?
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Oh, si, si, si,
I like it very much.
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There we go.
It's alright ?
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It's alright.
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That's a very
Pretty dress.
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It better be,
I am "hennifer hlopez" !
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No, no, no,
You're jennifer lopez.
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Si, si,
Hennifer hlopez.
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No, no, j--
Hj--
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J--
Hj--
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J--
J--
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Jennifer lopez.
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Hennifer hlopez.
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( amused chuckles )
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Ms. Lopez, could you show
Everyone your special example
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Of latino art ?
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♪ don't be fooled
By all my money ♪
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♪ i still like to eat
Tacos, honey ♪
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♪ so crispy on the outside
So super good and yummy ♪♪
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And that is my presentation
On latinos in the arts.
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Thank you.
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( applause & cheers )
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Oh, man !
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A $20 gift certificate
At the mall !
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I can buy
Whatever i want !
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Cultural diversity day
Kicks ass !
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It isn't fair.
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I spent weeks preparing my
Speech on latino culture !
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Hey, i spent weeks
Preparing too, kyle.
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No you didn't, asshole !
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What you did was totally
Stupid and racist !
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And you only did it
To screw me over !
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Aww, i don't think kyle
Likes you, ms. Lopez.
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Awww, that makes me
Muy triste.
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Ms. Lopez,
Do you like kyle ?
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Oh, si, si,
Very much.
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Ms. Lopez, would you like to
Give kyle a kiss ?
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Oh, si, si, si.
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My kisses
Taste like tacos.
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( kissing )
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Is nice ?
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Very nice.
He so handsome.
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( kissing )
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Stop it !
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Hey, come on, guys !
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We can use part of
My gift certificate
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To buy food
At the food court !
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Woo-hoo !
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Mmm, tacos !
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So yummy !
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Stop wasting the tacos
On your hand, cartman !
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Hey, ms. Lopez
Has to eat too !
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She's not eating it,
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It's just coming out
Her backside !
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When you eat a taco
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It comes out your
Backside too,chulo!
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( kenny laughing )
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Look, look !
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Make your own
Music video !
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No, no, no !
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We're not going into one of
Those cheesy places, cartman !
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I agree, those places
Are stupid.
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It's not stupid !
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I need to make
Music video !
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Look, we're not going
In there, so just--
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Wait, why the hell am i
Talking to your hand ?
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Look, we're not going in there
So just knock it off !
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Hey, i'm on
Your guys' side !
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Just wait one minute,
Let me see how much it is !
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God dammit.
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Welcome to
Make your own video.
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All set to
Rock and roll ?
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How much to
Make a video ?
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Uh, well it's 9.95
For a three-minute tape.
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Ha ! We're not
Paying 9.95 !
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Oh please !
Come on, guys !
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Cartman, will you stop
This gayness ?
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Alright, alright,
Here's $10 !
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That's not
What i meant !
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Alright,
Just come over here
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And stand in front of
The green screen.
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What kind of song
Do you want ?
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Something hot
And spicy !
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( rockabilly music )
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Spicier.
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( mariachi music )
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Spicier !
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( salsa music )
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Burrito !
Taco, taco !
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Burrito and taco !
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Taco, taco !
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♪ don't think just because
I gotta lot of money ♪
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♪ i won't give you
Taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
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♪ i'll fulfill
All your wishes ♪
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♪ with my
Taco-flavored kisses ♪
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Taco, taco !
Burrito, burrito !
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Taco, taco !
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Y'know, i've seen a lot of
Videos here at the mall
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And that was
By far the best !
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Oh,gracias, michael.
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Hey, i've got a friend
Who's interning
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At a big record label
In l.a.
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I'll send a copy
On to him
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And maybe he'll get
The bigwigs to see it !
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Oh, gracias,
Michael !
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Gracias !
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Can we go now,
Please ?
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Yeah, i wanna leave !
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Stop it, cartman !
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What ?
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♪ fulfill all your wishes
With my taco-flavored kisses ♪
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Taco, taco !
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She's fantastic !
Who is she ?
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Believe it or not, her
Name is jennifer lopez.
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That makes sense,
She reminds me of j-lo.
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Yeah, but she's younger
And spicier !
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Taco, taco !
Burrito, burrito !
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I don't think j-lo
Would like it very much
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If we signed
This new girl.
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No, you're right.
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We're gonna
Have to fire j-lo.
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( phone rings )
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Hello ?
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B.h.i.records ?
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Oh, it's for you,
Ms. Lopez.
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Oh oh,
Si si si.
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'Allo !
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What do they want ?
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Just a second,
I'm trying to hear.
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It's alright ?
It's alright.
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Yes, yes, this is
Ms. Lopez.
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Uh-huh.
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( gasps )
Aaaahh !!
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What, what ?
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Oh my god,
I can't believe it !
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Hello ?
You still there ?
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They want to sign me to
The record company !
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You want to sign
Ms. Lopez ?
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Oh my god,
It's happening for me !
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Yes, yes, we can record
An album next week !
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Sure we can
Write 10 songs !
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We'll start tonight !
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We're gonna
Be rich !
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We're gonna be famous !
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Come on, we've gotta get
To work on some songs !
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There, that's three more songs
We've written already !
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Your style of music
Is so easy
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It doesn't require
Any thought at all !
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Oh, si si si.
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Okay, ms. Lopez,
Time to go to sleep.
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Oh, i'm so sleepy.
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Goodnight, ms. Lopez, tomorrow
Is gonna be a great day.
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A great day tomorrow...
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Tomorrow...
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Kyle, you were wrong,
We did get a record deal !
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You were wrong, kyle !
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♪ nya-nya nya-nya
Nyaaa nya ♪
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♪ ha-ha ha ha ha
Haaa ha ♪
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( crying )
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♪ nya nya nya nya
Nyaaaa nya ♪
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♪ ha ha ha ha
Haaaaa ha ♪
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Awesome, yesss !
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Ohh...
Ohh...
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Ms. Lopez !
Jennifer, right here !
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We love you, jennifer,
Over here !
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We love you, jennifer !
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Ahh...
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Ah, ms. Lopez,
Come on in !
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Yo, make it quick,
I got a video shoot at two
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And a script reading
At five.
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Yes, well, ms. Lopez,
We regret to inform you that,
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Uh, we're dropping you
From the label.
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What ?!
Oh, no, you di'nt !
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We want to thank you for
All your hard work and--
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"talent".
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You can't drop me !
I'm jennifer lopez !
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How can you dropme?!
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Well, a very talented,
Younger singer
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Has come to our attention
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And the truth
Of the matter is
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Her name happens to be
Jennifer lopez as well,
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And we really can't have
Two here at b.h.i. Records.
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Who the hell is this
Other jennifer lopez ?!
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Where is she come from ?!
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Well, she lives in
South park, colorado now,
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But i believe she's originally
From mexico just like you.
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I don't come from
No mexico !
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I'm "puera rican" !
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Whatever, look,
It's nothing personal,
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We just think
You need to move on.
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And you're a
Mean-spirited bitch
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Who spits on people
Who aren't rich and famous.
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And sources say that the new
Film will star ben affleck !
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Ha ha ha,
That's me.
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How'd it go, baby ?
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Terrible, ben !
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Some girl in colorado
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Is trying to become
The new jennifer lopez !
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( dog yips )
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Shut up !
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What ?!
Who could replace you ?
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Yo driver !
Stupid driver !
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Yes, ma'am,
Where to ?
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Take me to south park,
Colorado !
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I'm gonna
Kill that bitch !
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( school bell rings )
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Hey everybody,
Listen up !
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I've got something
To tell kyle !
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What ?
256
00:08:42,087 --> 00:08:43,389
♪ ha ha ha ha
Haaa ha ♪
257
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,124
♪ ha ha ha ha
Haaa ha ♪
258
00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,425
♪ ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ♪
259
00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:49,028
♪ ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ♪
260
00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,763
What are you
Gloating about ?
261
00:08:50,763 --> 00:08:52,931
Oh, i'm not gloating,
I just got a little call
262
00:08:52,931 --> 00:08:54,233
From a record company
In los angeles
263
00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,835
And they want ms. Lopez to
Record an album next week.
264
00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:58,570
Wow !
Really ?
265
00:08:58,570 --> 00:08:59,438
No !
266
00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,173
Yeah, looks like
I'm gonna be rich.
267
00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,474
And famous.
268
00:09:02,474 --> 00:09:03,776
Okay, children,
Let's take our seats.
269
00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:05,077
If you'll
Remember yesterday
270
00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:06,812
We were discussing
State capitals--
271
00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,113
Hey !
272
00:09:08,113 --> 00:09:09,848
A big limousine just pulled up
In front of the school !
273
00:09:09,848 --> 00:09:11,583
Butters, will you pay
Attention, please ?
274
00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:14,186
Holy smokes !
It's jennifer lopez !
275
00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:15,921
Jennifer lopez ?
Yes ?
276
00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:18,524
Holy geez wow,
There's ben affleck too !
277
00:09:18,524 --> 00:09:19,825
Wow, cool !
278
00:09:20,259 --> 00:09:21,126
Will you kids
Shut up ?
279
00:09:21,126 --> 00:09:23,295
Jennifer lopez and
Ben affleck are not--
280
00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:25,898
Oh my god, that's
Jennifer lopez and ben affleck !
281
00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,802
Oh jesus, will you
Look at those boots ?
282
00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:30,669
Well, what are we
Waiting for ?
283
00:09:30,669 --> 00:09:31,970
Let's get outside !
284
00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,272
Woo hoo !
285
00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:36,308
Is it true
Jennifer lopez is here ?
286
00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:37,609
Here she comes,
Here she comes !
287
00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:40,646
Okay, what smart mouth
Little punk-ass bitch
288
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,116
Has been saying they're
The new jennifer lopez, huh ?
289
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:46,718
J-lo can we get a picture
Of you with the kids ?
290
00:09:46,718 --> 00:09:48,454
No, shut up !
291
00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:51,056
If i find the ho who think
She's taking my career from me,
292
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,659
I'm gonna wring her
Pretty little neck !
293
00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:57,129
So, nobody wants to
Fess up, huh ?
294
00:09:57,563 --> 00:09:58,864
To scared to talk !
295
00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:00,165
You better
Remember, bitch,
296
00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:01,900
That i'll come and
Take you down
297
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:04,503
If you ever say
Anything again !
298
00:10:04,503 --> 00:10:09,274
( ms. Lopez )
You can suck my
Culo, chica!
299
00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:12,311
Who was that ?!
300
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:15,347
You got a problem ?
301
00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:16,215
Not me !
302
00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:18,383
Then who ?
303
00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:20,986
Hola,bitchola !
304
00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:23,155
What the hell is that ?
305
00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,757
My name is
Hennifer hlopez
306
00:10:25,757 --> 00:10:27,493
And i like tacos
And burritos.
307
00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:30,095
That ? That's what
Replaced me ?
308
00:10:30,095 --> 00:10:31,396
I'm sure it was
Just a mistake.
309
00:10:31,396 --> 00:10:33,132
The only mistake was
When this ghetto trash
310
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,433
Got signed
In the first place !
311
00:10:34,867 --> 00:10:35,734
Shut your
God damn mouth !
312
00:10:35,734 --> 00:10:37,035
You ( bleeping )
Smart-ass !
313
00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:37,903
Who do you think
You are ?
314
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:39,204
Nobody !
315
00:10:39,204 --> 00:10:40,506
I am hennifer hlopez !
316
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,241
I eat tacos
And burritos !
317
00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:43,542
( bleep ) you !
318
00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,711
Aaagh !
I'm sorry !
319
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,012
I'll stop, i'll stop !
320
00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:48,313
You better stop !
321
00:10:48,313 --> 00:10:49,181
I will !
322
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,482
Come on, jenny,
Let's go.
323
00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,783
Wow, ben affleck !
324
00:10:52,217 --> 00:10:54,386
We should be getting
Back to the--
325
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,893
( harp strumming )
326
00:11:01,326 --> 00:11:03,929
( angelic choir singing )
327
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,833
Don't you forget what'll
Happen to you, ho !
328
00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,303
Come on, benny !
329
00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:19,545
Well, there you go,
Fat-ass.
330
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:20,846
I hope you learned
Your lesson.
331
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:21,713
Yeah, i sure did.
332
00:11:21,713 --> 00:11:23,448
I don't think i should
Record that album now.
333
00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:24,316
Good.
334
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,051
Or maybe i should !
335
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:27,352
Aw, god dammit !
336
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:28,654
Oh, no no no no,
Ms. Lopez !
337
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,389
Oh, si si si, senor !
338
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,256
That does it,
I'm out.
339
00:11:31,256 --> 00:11:33,425
Oh, where are you
Going, kyle ?
340
00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:35,160
Come give me kisses !
341
00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:39,064
Alright, ms. Lopez,
Let's take it from the top.
342
00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:42,534
♪ baby let's make a run
For the border ♪
343
00:11:42,534 --> 00:11:44,269
♪ i've got a hunger
Only tacos can stop ♪
344
00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:46,438
♪ i know exactly
What i'll order ♪
345
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:48,173
♪ three tacos, two tostadas
And a soda pop ♪
346
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:52,077
Gentlemen, we have
Ourselves a hit.
347
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:54,246
♪ i need to make a run
For the border ♪
348
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,981
♪ if you pay
I'll take off my top ♪
349
00:11:55,981 --> 00:11:57,716
♪ do you remember
What i want to order ? ♪
350
00:11:57,716 --> 00:12:00,319
♪ three tacos, two tostadas
And a soda pop ♪
351
00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:03,789
♪ yeah, and don't forget
The hot sauce, chulo ♪♪
352
00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:08,994
( ms. Lopez )
♪ don't think just because
I got money ♪
353
00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:12,030
♪ i won't still give you
Taco-flavored kisses, honey ♪
354
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:13,765
♪ i'm gonna fulfill
All your sexy wishes ♪
355
00:12:13,765 --> 00:12:16,368
♪ and give you lots of
Taco-flavored kisses ♪
356
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,236
What the hell
Are you doing ?
357
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,971
I am practicing
My dancing !
358
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,706
Look, we spent all night
At the recording studio,
359
00:12:21,139 --> 00:12:22,007
Now it's time to sleep !
360
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,308
Dancing !
Sleep !
361
00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:24,610
Dancing !
362
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:25,477
Slee-eep.
363
00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:26,778
Dan-cing.
364
00:12:26,778 --> 00:12:28,947
Mom !!!
365
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:29,815
What's the matter,
Sweetie ?
366
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:32,851
Ms. Lopez
Won't go to sleep !
367
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,189
( knock )
368
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:38,924
Yes ?
369
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,526
Hey, i was wondering if
I could talk to ms. Lopez.
370
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,262
She's not here
Right now.
371
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:44,997
Ben, is that
My darling ben ?
372
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,165
Jenny ?
Yes, jenny, it's me !
373
00:12:47,165 --> 00:12:48,467
Where are you ?
374
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,202
Please,
I have to see her !
375
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,937
( sighs )
376
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,238
Ben !
377
00:12:53,238 --> 00:12:55,407
Oh, you brought me
Rrrroses !
378
00:12:55,407 --> 00:12:56,708
Jenny.
379
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,443
Aw, jenny, i just can't stop
Thinking about you.
380
00:12:58,443 --> 00:13:01,480
I can't stop thinking
About you either, ben !
381
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,649
I've been meaning to write
A song or a poem,
382
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:04,950
But i have no talent.
383
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,685
I know, my darling,
That's okay !
384
00:13:06,685 --> 00:13:08,854
Will you just take a ride
With me in my awesome car ?
385
00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,589
Oh, ben,
I would love to !
386
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,456
No !
387
00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:13,191
Excuse me
One second, ben.
388
00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:14,059
Don't you ruin this
Opportunity for me.
389
00:13:14,493 --> 00:13:15,360
How can you stand in
The way of this ?
390
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,662
I'm not going out
In his car.
391
00:13:16,662 --> 00:13:17,963
I'm not gonna let you blow
This one chance i got.
392
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:19,264
I don't care, i'm supposed to
Sit here and do my homework.
393
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,867
( both yelling )
394
00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:22,734
Fine, fine, fine !
395
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:24,469
Okay, ben, let's go !
396
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:28,807
Oh ben, i am so happy.
397
00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,542
The cool breeze
Blowing through my hair
398
00:13:30,542 --> 00:13:32,277
In your sexy automobile.
399
00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:34,446
Let's spend the
Whole day together !
400
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,989
♪ oh ben
You are so perfect ♪
401
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,025
♪ so spectacularrr
In every way ♪
402
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:49,628
♪ you bring light
Into my life, ben ♪
403
00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:54,399
♪ you almost make me forget
All about tacos ♪
404
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:55,701
♪ ooh tacos so good ♪
405
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:58,737
♪ in my tummy yummy yummy
Gimme more ♪
406
00:13:58,737 --> 00:14:00,472
♪ i love you, ben ♪
407
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:05,243
♪ you almost make me
Forget about tacos ♪♪
408
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,846
Jenny, i have to
Tell you something.
409
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,449
I... I think i love you.
410
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,184
Oh, i love you
Too, ben !
411
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,485
But...
412
00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,786
But what ?
413
00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,088
But what if you still have
Feelings for the slut
414
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,823
With the large ass ?
415
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:21,293
I still care for her,
Maybe i always will.
416
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:23,895
But, you just have
So much more going on.
417
00:14:23,895 --> 00:14:25,197
Up here.
418
00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,366
Oh, ben, ben...
419
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,534
Jenny,
Can i kiss you ?
420
00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:30,402
No !
421
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:32,571
Yes, oh yes, ben,
Kiss me !
422
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:34,306
Aw, god dammit !
423
00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:37,342
Aw !
Awwww, dude !
424
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,945
Just like tacos.
425
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,114
Taco-flavored kisses
For my ben.
426
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:42,981
You're so hot, baby.
427
00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:44,282
I make you hot, ben ?
428
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:48,186
Mmm, yeah.
429
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,789
Oh jenny.
Oh jenny !
430
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,392
Oh god, jenny !
431
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,127
Oh ben,
My darling !
432
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,862
Aw, sick !
433
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,030
Aw, that's it,
We're leaving now !
434
00:14:59,030 --> 00:14:59,898
But i love her !
435
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:01,199
Ben !
436
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:02,934
Jenny !
Jenny, i'll call you !
437
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:04,236
I love you, ben !
438
00:15:07,939 --> 00:15:10,542
♪ ooh baby baby,
Can i have your tacos ? ♪
439
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,277
♪ those tacos
Sure look good ♪
440
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:13,578
♪ i'm just jenny
From the hood ♪
441
00:15:14,012 --> 00:15:16,181
♪ ooh, can i have
Your tacos,por fa-- ♪
442
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,048
Stop, stop !
443
00:15:17,048 --> 00:15:20,085
What the hell
Is wrong with you ?!
444
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,386
You chulos can't even
Keep a beat !
445
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:24,423
I deserve better than this,
I am hennifer hlopez !
446
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,724
Where is my water ?!
447
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,025
Notevian!
448
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:29,194
Pelligrino,
You stupid bitch !
449
00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:30,495
Uh, that's fine,
Ms. Lopez.
450
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:31,797
Look, it's been
A long night,
451
00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,098
Why don't we pick it up
In the morning.
452
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,399
Fine my ass, chulo !
453
00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:37,436
I'll tell you
When it's fine !
454
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,737
Stupid idiots !
455
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,906
How am i supposed to make
An album with those chulos ?
456
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,508
You little snot nose !
457
00:15:43,508 --> 00:15:47,846
You ruined my career and now
You're trying to steal my man ?
458
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,147
Oh, crap.
459
00:15:49,147 --> 00:15:50,882
You better stay away
From him !
460
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:52,617
Ow ! Ow !
461
00:15:52,617 --> 00:15:54,786
Oh jesus !
Aaagh !
462
00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,124
Your son's hand has
A hairline fracture
463
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,859
And two dislocated
Fingers.
464
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:01,726
Oh, dear !
465
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:03,895
But i'm more concerned
About his state of mind.
466
00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:06,498
Your son appears to be
Completely insane.
467
00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:09,534
Ohhh... Ohh...
468
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,402
I told you
This would happen.
469
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,571
Oh, hello guys.
470
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:15,173
Cartman, you need to stop
This stupid little game
You're playing.
471
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:17,342
Oh kyle,
Why you no like me ?
472
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,643
Kyle is right,
Ms. Lopez.
473
00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:20,812
From now on, we're staying
Away from ben affleck !
474
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,113
I hate you.
475
00:16:22,113 --> 00:16:24,282
Come on, sweetie,
Doctor says you need to
476
00:16:24,716 --> 00:16:26,451
Get home and
Get lots of rest.
477
00:16:26,451 --> 00:16:28,620
( rooster crowing )
478
00:16:33,391 --> 00:16:34,259
Ah !
479
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,295
Mom !!
480
00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:39,898
What is it, sweetie ?
481
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:42,067
Ben affleck is naked
In my bed !
482
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,368
Ooh, looks like
The tooth fairy
483
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:45,537
Was extra happy
With you !
484
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,706
Buenos dias,my love !
485
00:16:48,139 --> 00:16:49,007
Good morning, baby.
486
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:50,308
You have to get
Out of here !
487
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,610
Jennifer lopez is gonna
Kick my ass again !
488
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:52,911
He's not going
Anywhere !
489
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,514
Ben and i were up all night
Making love !
490
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:57,249
What ?
Aw-- awww !
491
00:16:57,249 --> 00:16:58,984
Ben affleck spooge !
492
00:16:59,417 --> 00:16:59,851
Should we tell him
The news ?
493
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:00,719
What news ?
494
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,454
I think we should
Tell him.
495
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:03,321
It's alright ?
It's alright.
496
00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:04,623
It's alright.
497
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,358
We're getting
Married !
498
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,093
Oh, balls !
499
00:17:09,394 --> 00:17:10,262
( doorbell rings )
500
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,563
Come in.
501
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,298
( ring )
502
00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:15,033
Come in !!
503
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,636
Guys, i need
To talk to you.
504
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:18,937
What's the matter ?
505
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:19,804
I can't handle it
Anymore.
506
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:21,540
All the fame and the
Ben affleck spooge--
507
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:23,708
I just can't go on
Living with ms. Lopez.
508
00:17:24,142 --> 00:17:25,443
So stop doing it.
509
00:17:25,443 --> 00:17:26,745
Stop doing what ?
510
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,046
You know god damn well what,
Now get out of here !
511
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:29,781
Please, you guys,
It's like i can't even
512
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,516
Have a moment to
Myself anymore.
513
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:32,384
See ?
514
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,119
( gasping, coughing )
515
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,854
Don't you dare ever do
That to me again !
516
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,023
Oh, stop it, cartman, your hand
Doesn't need to breathe !
517
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,758
You try being in an oven mitt
For two hours !
518
00:17:40,191 --> 00:17:41,493
I can see
Your lips moving !
519
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:43,228
I can see your lips
Moving too,culo!
520
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:44,963
See ?
I just saw your lips move !
521
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,698
Look, i'm just asking
You guys for help.
522
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,433
Will you please help me
With ms. Lopez ?
523
00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:49,734
What's she doing ?
524
00:17:49,734 --> 00:17:51,469
Come here !
525
00:17:51,469 --> 00:17:53,204
You're not actually buying
This crap are you ?
526
00:17:53,204 --> 00:17:54,940
I dunno-- maybe
He can't help it.
527
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,675
Look, he knows full well
What he's doing.
528
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,410
And he's just waiting for us
To buy into it,
529
00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,711
And then he'll laugh and
Point in our faces and say,
530
00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,880
"ha, ha, i got you guys
To believe me !
531
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:03,615
You guys are stupid !"
532
00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:05,350
Dude, do you really think
He would go through all this
533
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,085
Just to make us
Look dumb ?
534
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,386
Yes, dude !
535
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:10,989
Cartman, we've decided
That if you can be mature
536
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:11,856
And admit to everyone
537
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,158
That you've gotten yourself
Into this mess,
538
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,893
Then we'll help you.
539
00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:16,194
Okay, okay.
540
00:18:16,194 --> 00:18:17,929
I know that i control
Everything ms. Lopez does.
541
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:19,664
Oh, no, you don't !
542
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:20,966
Quiet, ms. Lopez !
543
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:21,833
Out !
544
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:23,568
Guys !
545
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,075
There you are, jenny !
546
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,677
I've been looking all over
For you, baby !
547
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,714
Jenny ?
548
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,882
Ms. Lopez, you were due in
The studio two hours ago !
549
00:18:37,882 --> 00:18:39,618
Come on !
550
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,389
So you're getting
Married, huh ?
551
00:18:44,389 --> 00:18:46,124
( chainsaw revs )
552
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:47,425
Aaagh !
553
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,160
Don't you hurt her !
554
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:50,895
We'll sue you !
555
00:18:50,895 --> 00:18:52,197
Oh, jesus.
556
00:18:52,197 --> 00:18:53,932
( chainsaw revving )
557
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,101
Aaaagh !
558
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,269
( police siren )
559
00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,005
Freeze, leaf-blower !
560
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,607
Arrest that woman !
561
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,342
She wants to kill
One of our artists !
562
00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,379
Alright, you're going
Downtown, bean-breath !
563
00:19:07,379 --> 00:19:08,246
Jenny !
564
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:09,981
Oh, i thought i was
Going to lose you !
565
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:11,282
Let's run away and
Get married tonight !
566
00:19:11,716 --> 00:19:13,018
Hey, she can't get
Married tonight,
567
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:14,319
She has a recording
Session !
568
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,620
Our love is like rain !
569
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,223
That's what you said
About me, asshole !
570
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,090
Quiet !
571
00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:20,392
Get her
Out of here !
572
00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:21,259
( bleep ) you !
573
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:22,560
Shut up,
Picante-pants !
574
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,729
Everyone be quiet !!
575
00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:29,067
I-- i'm not who
You think i am.
576
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,368
You're not ?
577
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,971
No, it was all a lie,
578
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,706
A lie i cannot
Continue anymore--
579
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,308
I'm not hennifer hlopez.
580
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:38,610
I am...
581
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:41,212
( cartman )
Mitch conner.
582
00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:43,381
( all gasp )
583
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:45,116
Who's mitch conner ?
584
00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:46,418
Just your run-of-the-mill
Con man.
585
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,153
I've been moving from
Town to town,
586
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,888
Scamming people
Since i was 15.
587
00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:51,623
But i'm tired
Of running.
588
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:52,490
Oh, no.
589
00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:53,792
No no no no no !
590
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,093
I've been a cheat
All my life.
591
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,262
And now i've ruined
A singer's career,
592
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,997
Lost a record company
Millions
593
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,166
And cost this little boy
His precious time.
594
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,033
Stop-it !
595
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:03,768
Mostly, i'm sorry
To you, ben.
596
00:20:03,768 --> 00:20:05,937
I'm sorry i played tiddlywinks
With your heart.
597
00:20:05,937 --> 00:20:08,973
( sobbing )
598
00:20:08,973 --> 00:20:10,709
But it's over now.
599
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,745
The cyanide pill i took should
Be taking effect very soon.
600
00:20:13,745 --> 00:20:17,649
Hmm, looks like the sun
Is going down.
601
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,119
I wonder...
Will i dream ?
602
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,927
( wailing )
603
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:32,831
Well, looks like mitch conner
Has cashed in his last chips.
604
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:36,735
Dude, who the hell
Is mitch conner ?
605
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:38,470
I don't know, kyle,
Alright ?
606
00:20:38,903 --> 00:20:40,638
Look, i don't care
What you guys believe,
607
00:20:40,638 --> 00:20:42,373
But with all the crazy stuff
That goes on in this town
608
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:44,109
Isn't it possible,
Just possible,
609
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:47,579
That something i don't
Understand happened here ?
610
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,748
( sighs )
611
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,350
Alright. Alright,
I guess it's possible.
612
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,651
♪ ha ha ha ha
Haaaa ha ♪
613
00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:56,688
♪ i got you kind-a
I got you kind-a ♪
614
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,893
Okay, ms. Lopez, over here
We have the topping station.
615
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,062
This is where all your cheeses
And lettuce will go on.
616
00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:04,929
Ow !
617
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,664
Look out, muffin head !
618
00:21:06,664 --> 00:21:09,267
Uh, look, ms. Lopez,
If you're going to be a member
619
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,568
Of thela tacofamily,
620
00:21:11,002 --> 00:21:13,171
You're gonna have to learn
To get along with people.
621
00:21:13,171 --> 00:21:14,906
Get a what wif' who ?!
622
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,641
Why don't you start
Chopping those onions
623
00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:19,244
And i'll come check on you
A little later.
624
00:21:21,412 --> 00:21:22,714
This is bull ( bleep ) !
625
00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:24,883
How the ( bleep ) did i end up
Working at a la taco ?
626
00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:27,051
I had six platinum records
627
00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:30,522
And i starred in five
Hollywood movies !
628
00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:33,558
Yeah... Me too.
629
00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:36,161
♪ oh ben
You are so perfect ♪
630
00:21:36,594 --> 00:21:39,197
♪ so spectacularrr
In every way ♪
631
00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,366
♪ you bring light
Into my life, ben ♪
632
00:21:41,366 --> 00:21:46,571
♪ you almost make me forget
All about tacos ♪
633
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:47,872
♪ ooh tacos so good ♪
634
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:51,342
♪ in my tummy yummy yummy
Gimme more ♪
635
00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,077
♪ i love you, ben ♪
636
00:21:53,077 --> 00:21:57,415
♪ you almost make me
Forget about tacos ♪♪
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