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- Walking! - Walking!

- Walking! - Walking!

- Huh? - Hey, look at that!

Glarbin forgot his keys!

Good old library card.

Classic Glarbin, right?

Hey, you've got a keen eye, Barry.

Now, back to the task at hand.

What's the task at hand?

Huh, I was gonna sneeze, but I...

I guess it went away.

Oh. Should we keep walking to school then, or...?

Yeah, yeah, totally. Not a big deal. Just a sneeze, right?

All right, class.

Please pass your book reports forward.

Did anybody have any questions about the book?

Um, did you write it?

Here, I'll start. Who here has parents who work in publishing?

Hey, matching binders. High five!

Huh.

Now, who understood why Marigold returned her engagement ring?

Because of Santiago's betrayal in the waterfall cave!

Um, n... no.

Because of her childhood allergy to expensive metals?

That's correct! Very good, Candle.

How did I miss that?

Hey, Kiff, can you show me again how you do that cool pen spinning thing?

- I still can't get it. - Sure, Trev. Don't feel bad.

It takes years of practice to get as skilled as I am. Watch closely.

Something's off about you today, Kiff.

Something is off, but what?

- The sneeze! - The sneeze!

It's so obvious! I was supposed to sneeze this morning and I didn't!

And now everything's... weird.

This is all my fault.

I... I never should have told you to look at Glarbin.

Curse my incredible powers of observation!

I am never going to look around at anything ever again.

Oh, Barry, Barry, don't beat yourself up. We can fix this.

All we have to do is get me to sneeze.

Ah.

Ah!

His first sneeze.

Will you take our picture?

Hey.

I got you a hot dog with spicy mustard.

Hold the bun, hold the dog.

It's a basket full of mustard. Get in there.

Well, that's it. We're officially out of ideas.

We have to face facts. I'll never sneeze again.

Who is that blocking out the sun, Unky Glarbin?

That's the old lady who cannot sneeze.

Don't you dare block my sunlight with your giant head!

I need sun for my tan.

Okay, fine, it's a bad sunburn.

But after that layer peels off, I get a nice mossy tinge...

Helen! Were you eavesdropping on our fantasy? I'm so disappointed.

I was about to offer to he...

To he... To he...

Help? Are you trying to say you're gonna 'help'?

Yes, exactly!

I'm gonna help me by making sure you don't block out my primo sunbeams.

There's only one way to fix a lost sneeze.

Someone's got to go into Kiff's mind palace,

find the sneeze, and release it.

Hold up. What do you mean, go into my... ...mind palace?

Do you want me to waste time explaining junk,

- or do you want to sneeze your sneeze? - Fair enough.

Barry, you down to... get magic'ed into my head?

Me? No, no. I... I got you into this mess, Kiff.

I don't think I'm the right bunny for the job.

I'll bungle it. Kiff, I will bungle it!

Aw, you won't. Just don't get distracted and you'll be fine.

Okay. Yes. Spell me...

Bits of whatever I find,

send that bun into Kiff's mind!

Kiff, it worked! I'm in your brain!

Great job, Barry!

Now, just take your time looking for the sneeze.

You've got this.

What's that for?

Barry's got five minutes to get out or he'll be trapped in your brain forever.

- It's brain magic rules. - What? Why... why didn't you mention that?

You said you didn't want me to explain!

Oh. Hmm.

Barry! Scratch what I said before.

Get a wiggle on!

Okay, Barry. Don't look around or observe anything.

Just focus on the task at hand.

Find the sneeze.

Greetings, Lord Barrington.

Long have we dreamed you would visit.

Okay. No, no, no! This isn't distracting me!

Hit it!

I'm so sorry! I don't have time!

But the next verse was about how to unblock

- the last sneeze. - Eh.

Kiff! It's impossible!

I'll never find one little sneeze in this maze of...

Oh, wait, is that it?

Uh, hello? Sneeze? Are you in there?

'I am not coming out.

'Yours truly, the sneeze from this morning.'

Oh, this is terrible news, but I do love a note.

Did you find it, Barr?

Yeah, but it locked itself in a closet, and I can't get the door open.

Thirty seconds.

- Helen! - What?

Barry! Listen to me! You have to observe!

There must be something! A clue or a key that...

No, I can't! My powers caused this terrible situation!

I notice no more!

Trust me, Barry! I need you!

Collectibles, Math problems, treasured family memories,

an embarrassing thing Kiff said to a stranger three years ago.

I observe everything! Oh, wow!

Kiff's favorite book! What is that chapter she loves?

Ten seconds, Barry!

Oh, my gee, that's it! Library card!

The theme of your book was the struggle between fashion and convention!

Exactly. Who said that?

You did it, Barry!

I sneezed! I hope you never doubt your incredible gifts ever again.

Now, let's celebrate.

How's about we get you a real hot dog, huh?

What's a hot dog?

Uh.

Brought to you by So-and-So's Singing Telegrams.

For urgent info that's gotta be sung.

- Two cherry limeades! - You know, it ain't much.

Just a humble soda on a regular old Friday.

But Barr, it's great to be here.

What is this, a wedding? Cheers already!

We're in luck, folks. The new Chubbles Wubbington movie

starts filming today.

Ooh! Ooh! Sir, could you turn it up?

Yup, and they're filming right at our historic Tabletown Studios.

The greatest actor in the history of the world is coming to Tabletown?

We're rich! No, wait, we're famous!

Way better. We could get our own selfie with Chubbles!

The Chubbles? Our Chubbles? The mailbox I've been quoting

- since I was three years old? - Yes.

The mailbox I wanna get a thigh tattoo of once I turn 18?

- Yes. - The mailbox

I drew tiny pictures of all over my sheets

after my mom said we couldn't get the real ones,

and then I said it's my birthday, and she said they're expensive,

and I say they got a high cotton thread count?

Yes! So, wanna go hang out at the studio gates till we see him?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

I don't know how to do this! I don't know how I'm doing it!

It's coming out naturally!

Here he comes!

You get any?

No. Just us and the limo. No Chubbles.

Same. Aw.

Kifferson! I have an idea.

All right, large group of bunnies and squirrels, follow me.

Boy, so many bunnies and squirrels.

It is hard to keep track of.

There could be anyone in a group this size. Anywho, this way!

- Great idea, buddy. We're in. - Let's find Chubbles.

They're simply going to have to cast someone else.

I don't have this role in me. I... I can't pretend to hate kids.

Yes, you can. It's acting. You gotta go method.

Become the Rude Mailbox.

There's a couple of kids right there! Be rude to 'em.

Okay, but only on the condition that you let them know

that it's simply acting practice.

Of course. I'm nothing if not a consummate profesh.

You two! How would you like to meet the Chubbles Wubbington?

- Would we ever? - Would we ever?

Great, he's in his trailer.

You just gotta know one very important thing.

Hey!

- My favorite stunt choreographer. - Classic agent, right?

Oh, hello.

Uh, Flam... spoke to you, yes?

And you're sure you want to do this?

Here goes nothing.

What do you want?

Wha... what?

'Wha... what'? You knocked on my door. What do you want?

- Uh, a selfie? - A... a... a... a... a selfie!

- Go. - You go.

- Let's go together. - Okay.

- Say cheese. - What are you doing?

You think a guy like me has time for selfies

- with booger-eating kids like you? - We're so sorry!

Scram!

Phew!

This is the worst day of my life.

Is there a Kiff and a Barry here?

Yeah.

What? He wants us to come back? I thought he hated us.

He probably wants to apologize.

It's a big deal for a mailbox to send a singing telegram.

Uh, Rita, I must apologize. I'm an oily mess.

All good, sweet stuff.

Hi, Chubbles. We're here for our apology.

Excuse me for one moment, Rita.

You loud, nosy, dirty,

'Mommy drove me here. Tuck me in, Mommy.' Little aliens!

All living creatures should be adults!

Rita?

'Tuck me in, Mommy?'

Chubbles has invited you to... ...meet him at the snack table.

He likes us?

He hates us!

He likes us!

He hates us!

He likes us!

He hates us!

He likes us!

Yeah, he definitely hates us, right?

- Unless... - Unless...

- Don't you guys have any self - respect?

What are you even doing here?

You keep inviting us back!

Well, now I'm inviting you to go get me some coffee. Now!

'Never give up.' 'Hurt people... hurt people.'

'Kay.

Barry, that's it!

Chubbles probably fell on hard times

when he was younger and still carries that hurt with him.

This isn't about us!

Maybe we can help him heal from whatever made him so mean,

and then we can get our selfie.

- Are you Chubbles Wubbington's mother? - Yes, I'm Lena Chubbs.

Oh, thank goodness. We're trying to figure out

why Chubbles is the way that he is.

Oh, I knew this day would come. Follow me.

It's time the world knew.

The moment of truth.

These aren't hard times.

Chubbles looks like the happiest kid in the world.

That's why he is the way he is.

Why did you say you knew this day would come then?

Oh, well, I...

Aren't you here to inform me of an award for World's Greatest Mum?

No, we're trying to find out why Chubbles is so mean! Look!

Did you threaten him?

No, we were trying to take a selfie. We're huge fans, but then this!

What? He loves selfies with his fans. Just look at his selfie wall.

He's nothing but lovely to everyone.

He is?

This must be about you two.

Your egg cream making you feel any better?

- No. - Me neither.

It's reminding me of the obscure Chubbles classic, Can You Mail Eggs?

- Can't ever watch that again. - Yeah. Or any of his other movies.

Which is like 90% of all movies.

And now, let's take a look at the trailer for Chubbles Wubbington's new movie.

- Please change the channel. - This hurts so much.

See Chubbles like you've never seen him before.

You got a creepy walk! You smell like sourdough starter!

Being mean to kids!

Hey, stay on the bus until you turn 40!

- 'Tuck me in, Mommy.' Little aliens! - Leave it.

Behind the scenes, Chubbles Wubbington went full method.

Embodying the character of Rude Mailbox in real life

allowed him to create this unforgettable performance.

when these two kids on set agreed to be my rehearsal partners.

I wish we'd had the chance to agree to something like that.

- Uh-huh! - So, who are these young,

- heroic Tabletonians? - Yeah, who?

We've tracked 'em down, Tippy. Now, let's meet 'em.

Barry? It's us!

Oh!

- The... It was for... - He was just... doing the...

Kiff, Barry, a big hearty thank you from Chubbles and everyone at the studio.

You've got two VIP passes to the red carpet premiere!

- He likes us! - He likes us!

Yes.

Kiff, Barry! Oh, you were incredible.

I'm so glad I finally get to speak to you like this.

It was truly so stressful, but...

we couldn't have made Rude Mailbox without you two.

- Really? - Wow.

- What do you say we take that selfie... - We don't have time for selfies.

Yeah, not with booger-eating mailboxes like you.

You'll all be the death of me.