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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,624 That's it. You're doing fine. 2 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,459 Keep pushing. 3 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,429 You can do it, honey. Breathe. 4 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,763 Breathe. 5 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,134 Hey! That's me! 6 00:00:33,167 --> 00:00:35,369 When I was a baby, of course. 7 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,538 Hi! My name's Edison. 8 00:00:37,571 --> 00:00:39,607 That's my dad! Notice the resemblance? 9 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,674 And there's my mom. 10 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,445 My friends all say I have a hyperactive imagination. 11 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:46,814 But I swear, as far back as I can remember, 12 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:51,185 I've always wanted to become an inventor. 13 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,189 Some kids want to be doctors when they grow up. 14 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,758 Others want to be lawyers or pro baseball players. 15 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:58,859 Not me. 16 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:03,164 Being an inventor is just something I was born to do. 17 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,306 It's a boy! 18 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:39,833 ♪ Talkin' 'bout good time 19 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:40,801 ♪ Good time 20 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:44,138 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 21 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,105 ♪ Good time 22 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:49,577 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 23 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:53,447 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 24 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,482 ♪ Good time 25 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,550 ♪ Good, good time 26 00:01:56,584 --> 00:02:00,388 ♪ We're gonna go total, we got nowhere to go ♪ 27 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:04,492 ♪ Someone dropped our plane inside a movie show ♪ 28 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:14,535 ♪ And with my friends having fun ♪ 29 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:16,570 ♪ Talkin' 'bout good time 30 00:02:16,604 --> 00:02:17,538 ♪ Good time 31 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:20,808 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 32 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:21,775 ♪ Good time 33 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:25,213 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 34 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,180 ♪ Good time 35 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:29,617 ♪ Good, good time, talkin' 'bout good time ♪ 36 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,852 ♪ Good time 37 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,921 ♪ Talkin' 'bout good time 38 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,398 Oh, my Edison. 39 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,968 You were incredible last night. 40 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,304 Oh, you animal. 41 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:51,171 Stop it. 42 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,241 My whole body is still tingling, Edison. 43 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,542 I want you. 44 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,844 Not this morning, girls. I need my sleep. 45 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:57,478 I want you. 46 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,846 Why did I ever build you?! 47 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,516 Oh, Edison. 48 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:04,352 Good morning and welcome to your new day. 49 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,355 You have 10 seconds to get out of bed. 10... 50 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:08,222 To sleep. 51 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:10,224 9... 8... 52 00:03:10,258 --> 00:03:11,459 7... Going to sleep. 53 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:13,727 Going to sleep. 6... 5... 54 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,529 4... 3... 55 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,365 2... 1... 56 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,333 Have a nice trip. Cocka-doodle-doo! 57 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:20,968 Lift off! 58 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:24,538 Aah! 59 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:26,440 I'm up. 60 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,309 Mission control, it's a beautiful day 61 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,543 out here in space. 62 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,578 Roger, 10-4, copy 1-8. 63 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,913 Mission control, things are looking good up here. 64 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,147 Everything's smooth and dandy! 65 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:39,253 Roger. Copy. We got 10 seconds till we open the pod bay doors. 66 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:41,422 Negative, commander. We have an alien in your vicinity. 67 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,492 Whoop. Whoop. Whoop. Houston, we got a problem! 68 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,828 This hideous space beast just devoured 6 of my men! 69 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:48,896 Uhnnnn! 70 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:53,767 Now, this is your bathroom, and this is your shower. 71 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:58,572 Aah! It's the alien! 72 00:03:58,606 --> 00:03:59,440 Ohh! 73 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:00,173 Mrs. Krubavitch, please, what's going on? 74 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:01,975 Maybe we should come back later. 75 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,644 Oh, now, don't you worry. 76 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:08,582 I'll have this place fumigated and sterilized 77 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,785 as soon as the mutant is gone. 78 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:19,593 Aah-aah-aaaa! 79 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:22,463 This, my dears, this is the kitchen. 80 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,399 It looked better when it was a crack house. 81 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:28,802 But all the appliances are included. 82 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:33,674 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, the dining room. 83 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,608 Come to the dining room. 84 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:37,978 Wait till you see the beautiful dining room. 85 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,949 Ho ho! Dude! That's gnarly, 86 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,651 how you shot through that tube. 87 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,554 Yeah. Reminds me of the time I aced that Tsunami 88 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,989 off the coast of Guam when I was in kindergarten. 89 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:52,926 It'll be perfectly beautiful when we burn all this junk. 90 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:53,494 What's up? 91 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,396 Hey, what's going on? 92 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:58,366 This is the living room. Couldn't you just... 93 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:01,402 Mrs. Krubavitch! What is going on? 94 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,437 You're being evicted. 95 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,605 That's what, turd breath. 96 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,440 Evicted? Why? 97 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:11,812 Why? Because you scum-sucking, saltwater-clogged, 98 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:16,384 lard ass, deadbeats, slackaholic freeloaders 99 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,018 can't afford this place. 100 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,454 You can't even afford clothes. 101 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:22,590 Nice duck. 102 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,425 Cover yourself, man. 103 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,494 On 3.3. 104 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,327 Thank you. 105 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,963 You morons owe me 3 months' back rent. 106 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:30,764 Wait! 107 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,434 3 months! That's totally impossible. 108 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:37,371 It's been Edison's turn to pay the rent. There. 109 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:41,542 Tell me you did not spend the rent money 110 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:44,645 on another one of your gadgets. 111 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,679 Ohhh! 112 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,615 Guys, I'm sorry! But, guys, look, I'm telling you 113 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:48,949 this is the sure-fire winner. 114 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,751 It's the pet rock for the nineties. 115 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,453 That's what you said about 116 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,988 the anatomically-correct Fanny pack. 117 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,558 Look at that man. That's nasty. 118 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:58,258 No, it's not. 119 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,092 It's perfect for nude beaches. 120 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:03,464 Oh, and let's not forget the glo-gunk, 121 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,533 for night surfing. Oh, yeah. 122 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:07,167 That cost us about, what, 2 months' rent? 123 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,170 Remember the night we all dipped her, huh? 124 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,539 Let's not forget 125 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:14,475 the handy-dandy ketchup helper. 126 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,308 Over 11 sold! 127 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,545 And your grandmother bought 10 of 'em. 128 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:20,080 Thought you guys liked them. 129 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,181 We love 'em... 130 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,651 But the rest of the world doesn't. 131 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,053 We got boxes of your get-rich-quick schemes 132 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,656 out in the garage gathering major dust. 133 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:32,660 No more Ms. Sunshine for you three. 134 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,629 I want my money now! 135 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,531 I'll take care of cujo. 136 00:06:37,565 --> 00:06:41,469 Mrs. Krubavitch, look, we go back a long time, right? 137 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,471 We have that warm, personal relationship. 138 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,005 Can I call you mom? 139 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:45,939 Yecch. 140 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,475 We love you. 141 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,611 That love crap doesn't work with me. 142 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,812 Ok. I'm gonna level with you, all right? 143 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:54,147 We're kind of going through a negative cash flow situation, 144 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:56,116 all right? Kind of a personal recession. 145 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:58,586 But, hey! How about this, 146 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,754 a lifetime supply of these? 147 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:01,889 My favorite invention. 148 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,991 A slurpy cup with a heater on it. Watch. 149 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,727 This way, no brain freeze. Brilliant, huh? 150 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,130 If I don't have my money by the end of the month, 151 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:15,803 I'll have your skanky, dingleberry-ridden asses 152 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,638 tossed out of here. 153 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,507 You got that?! 154 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:22,075 Yes, sir. 155 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:24,645 You ok? 156 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,782 That was intense. 157 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:32,553 Yeah. She sure knows a lot of adjectives. 158 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:33,320 Trust me, guys. 159 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,788 I've got everything under control. 160 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,490 It took me months and months, 161 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,858 but I finally got that meeting 162 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,226 at the gadget city company. 163 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,595 They're gonna go nuts for my ideas. 164 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,664 What do you think of this one? 165 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,265 It's a blow dryer for bald guys. 166 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,635 I call it the "Jimmy buff-it." 167 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,002 Next! 168 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,639 What? Did you say something? 169 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,506 Next! 170 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,207 Ok. Hold on. I got more. Hold on to this. 171 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:57,277 Check it out. It's a baseball bat for baseball players. 172 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,879 You see, this way they can grab their nuts 173 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:01,048 and still concentrate on hitting the ball. 174 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,550 Next. 175 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,585 Don't worry. One more. 176 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,654 No. I meant next... 177 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,823 As in get... Out! 178 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,158 I still got plenty more stuff. 179 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,826 Have I shown the slightest bit 180 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:15,596 of interest in any one of your ideas? 181 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,632 No, but I thought you were just playing hard to get. 182 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:22,269 Look, let me explain something to you. 183 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:26,640 I'm afraid you are not gadget city material. 184 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,743 You see, we cater to the family man, 185 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:31,579 the business traveler, 186 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:35,082 the normal earth-dwelling human being. 187 00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:38,218 Now, frankly, your inventions... 188 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,252 Yeah... 189 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:40,220 Suck! 190 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,890 Ok, one more, ok? And then I promise I'll go. 191 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,158 Look, now, I've saved the best for last. 192 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,827 Don't feel like wearing all that sloppy bug spray? 193 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,129 Just wear one of these. The bug zapper hat. 194 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,165 Now no more pesky insects ruining your family picnic. 195 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:56,904 And, look, it even works with killer bees. 196 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,106 Fly! Be free! 197 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:15,923 Try not to be scared. They can sense fear. 198 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,191 Do we have a deal? 199 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:23,897 According to my calculations, with Ty's $102.37 200 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,332 and my $50 201 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:27,067 and your 25 cents, 202 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,003 that makes a grand total of... 203 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:32,773 $318.03. 204 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,608 Wait a minute. Let me see that. 205 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:35,909 Take a look. 206 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:36,810 Oh, man! 207 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,679 Where'd it go? 208 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,579 Zak. 209 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,649 Drastic times calls for drastic measures. 210 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,784 I have searched my infinite wisdom 211 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:44,685 of worldly knowledge, 212 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:48,288 and it told me you need to get a... A job! 213 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,057 Like a job job? 214 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,634 Good job. Once again, please. 215 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:10,110 I'm not cut out for these entry level positions. 216 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,112 Mmm, perfect. 217 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:12,846 Don't pull! 218 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,748 What do you think you're doing? 219 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:17,417 Just testing the product, sir. 220 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:20,754 The new French tickler is a real winner. 221 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,355 Hi, daddy. 222 00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:24,324 You're fired! 223 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,708 Next. 224 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,009 That's me. 225 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,376 Wish me luck, girls. 226 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,511 I'm sorry, but I'm next. 227 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:47,314 No. I was standing right here, which means it's my turn. 228 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,249 Is not! Is so. 229 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,450 Is so! Is not! 230 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:51,351 Hasn't anyone ever told you 231 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,854 it's not polite to disrespect your elders? 232 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:56,890 Why, you little... 233 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,291 Get him, girls. 234 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,961 Yaah! 235 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:05,032 You're gonna pay! Both you little... Aah! 236 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,334 Oww! No, Annies, no! 237 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,269 Mine's not a wig! Oww! 238 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,437 God! That's gonna show. 239 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,740 Next actress, please. 240 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,913 ♪ Tomorrow 241 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:22,983 no... no... 242 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,284 No... 243 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,986 Look at all these jobs. 244 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,387 Watch where you're driving! 245 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,189 I've got cruise control. 246 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,125 Steady as she goes, captain. 247 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,195 "Phone sex operator." 248 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:36,496 Hey hey hey hey! 249 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:40,433 Hmm, then I'll be talking to myself. 250 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:48,308 Need a hand? 251 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,911 Ah, she's gone temperamental on me. 252 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:55,515 2 greatest mysteries in life: Car repair and women. 253 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,417 And cheez whiz. 4 years of chemistry, 254 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,453 and I still don't have a clue what's in it. 255 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,321 Nice car, man. 256 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:04,324 At least it's a nice day for a breakdown. 257 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,026 Mind if I have a look? 258 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:06,726 Go ahead. 259 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,495 Oh, that's definitely not it. 260 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,930 Doesn't look good, does it? 261 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,265 How old is this windshield wiper fluid? 262 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:13,433 You should change that. 263 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:17,104 Ah, I see the problem. I'll get my tools. 264 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:17,771 Ohh! 265 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,006 That'll hurt in the morning. 266 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,273 This shouldn't take long. 267 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,542 But in the meantime, take a load off. 268 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,045 Hey, look at this, will ya? 269 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,781 Oh, goddamn pills. 270 00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,017 Doctor's got me taking so many, 271 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,518 I rattle when I walk. 272 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,488 I've got just the thing to wash them down with. 273 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,535 Hey, that's ingenious. 274 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,203 Ta-da! 275 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,772 Ahh, mmm. 276 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,175 Hey, not bad. 277 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,243 Good stuff, huh? 278 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,812 You got this thing rigged up with all the amenities. 279 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,513 You should see the alarm in this baby. 280 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,281 It's a real kicker. 281 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,350 Hey, listen, thanks for everything. 282 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,918 I'm Armand McMillan. 283 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:08,355 Edison. I'll get my tools. 284 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,158 Come out. Come out. Here we go. 285 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,826 Come on out, little buddy. 286 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,928 Up! Up! You little... 287 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,332 What the... don't need that. 288 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,501 Or that. 289 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,172 Look at all this wasted metal. 290 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,840 You sure I can't give you a hand? 291 00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:29,409 No. Got everything under control. 292 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:39,319 Ohh! Aaah! 293 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,620 Get it off me! 294 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,621 Ohh... 295 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,390 Whoo! 296 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,926 Ho ho ho. There. 297 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,994 You sure you're ok? 298 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:50,964 I think my nuts have finally dropped back into place. 299 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,433 Did find the problem though. 300 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:54,534 Broken fan belt. 301 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:56,036 Nothing a couple of bucks can't fix. 302 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:59,406 Edison, you are a true gentleman. 303 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,441 No problem. Can I drive you to a phone? 304 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,444 No, but I'd appreciate a ride to the beach. 305 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,879 I think I still have time 306 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,917 to shred a few waves before sunset. 307 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,418 You surf?! 308 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,595 Ha ha! It's stylin', bud! 309 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:26,633 Shred the tube, Armand. Yeah! 310 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,936 Armand, look, no hands. 311 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,372 Edison! Watch out for the rock! 312 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,506 Ohhh! 313 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,944 Don't worry. I got an emergency brake. 314 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:42,349 Aaaaah! 315 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,152 Oh! That had to hurt. 316 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:49,122 Armand, you were radical out there today. 317 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,390 Ha ha. Thanks. 318 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,527 I've had a few centuries of practice, remember? 319 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,963 Yeah, right. 320 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,498 Whoo! 321 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:00,400 Hey, what's that? 322 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,536 Oh, just some of my whacked out invention ideas. 323 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,040 Invention? May I see it? 324 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,076 Sure. 325 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,512 Yeah, look at these, will you? 326 00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:15,448 You got a good head on your shoulders. 327 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,583 Weird hair, but a good head. 328 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,218 Thanks. Ever since I was a kid, 329 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,686 I always thought it would be radical 330 00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,254 if I could create something 331 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,489 everyone on the planet would need. 332 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,656 You know, like the can opener 333 00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,725 or the toothbrush or edible underwear. 334 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,693 Yeah... 335 00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:27,794 Unfortunately, everybody thinks my ideas suck. 336 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,630 Maybe the world just needs to catch up with your ideas. 337 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,500 Yeah. Give or take a few thousand years. 338 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,534 Hey, now, this one. 339 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,037 Now, that has a great potential. 340 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,571 You're holding it upside-down. 341 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,307 It's upside-down. 342 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,441 Doesn't matter. 343 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,275 Well... 344 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,543 I've been working on that one forever. 345 00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,377 Doubt I'll ever crack it. 346 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,647 You will. Don't be so hard on yourself. 347 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,450 You just got to hang in there. 348 00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,451 It's good work. 349 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,352 Thanks, Armand. 350 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:56,456 No one's ever believed in my stuff before. 351 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,590 Ah, they will. 352 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:58,758 One day you'll come up 353 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260 with your own version 354 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,428 of the light bulb. 355 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,095 Cool. 356 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,463 Kid, you remind me of myself 357 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:04,497 when I was your age. 358 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:08,035 Man, you look like road kill. What happened? 359 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,436 I got fired! 360 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,203 Again? 361 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,572 What'd you do this time, Einstein? 362 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:13,540 Nothing! 363 00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,509 All right, I accidentally knocked over a soda. 364 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,310 That's it? 365 00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,012 It was a case of soda. 366 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,746 So? 367 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,348 All right, a soda machine. 368 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,449 That's not the point. 369 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,217 The boss started chewing me out in front of everybody. 370 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,419 There's only so much I'm willing to take. 371 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,187 So I pecked him! 372 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,256 Things got pretty ugly after that. 373 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,523 He threw a punch. I threw a wing. 374 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,793 Soon there was legs and breasts everywhere. 375 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,262 It wasn't pretty. 376 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,663 Telegram! 377 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:39,499 What else could go wrong? 378 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,634 Telegram. 379 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,702 How you doing? 380 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,472 Which one of you is Edison? 381 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,440 That'd be big bird. 382 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,375 Moi. 383 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,777 Oh, thanks, man. 384 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,046 Right. 385 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,481 Unhh! 386 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,583 Don't scramble it all in one place. 387 00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,452 Have a good one, buddy. 388 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:03,156 Cool! Ed McMahon sent me something, probably. 389 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,558 No... 390 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,427 What's up? 391 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,230 No... 392 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:13,333 Dearly beloved, 393 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,469 we are gathered here to pay our respects 394 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,306 to the memory of a great man, 395 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:22,442 a great man struck down in the prime of his life... 396 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,744 By an illness he fought so long. 397 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:28,748 That man is Armand maybank McMillan... 398 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,449 Mmm. 399 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,619 Humanitarian and friend to all. 400 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,289 What made Armand McMillan great... 401 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:40,460 As he trekked down the corridors of life? 402 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,528 Bradford? 403 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,529 What? 404 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,230 Hey... 405 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,432 I'm so sorry about your uncle. 406 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,269 I'm going to miss him, too. 407 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,376 I don't think I can be alone tonight. 408 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,644 Oh, Bradford. 409 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:02,882 Armand would have wanted us to comfort each other. 410 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:03,683 Bradford! 411 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,818 You are unbelievable! 412 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:08,155 In a good way? 413 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,159 He could listen to the birds... 414 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,761 I love a woman in mourning. 415 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,430 I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. 416 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:23,170 I'm a tad underdressed. 417 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,707 When I first met Armand... 418 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,244 I was seeking funding for a church... 419 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,412 To build an orphanage. 420 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:35,748 And when he heard our plan, he said... 421 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,351 Bradford, darling. 422 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,353 You have my condolences. 423 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,389 Kosik, what a surprise. 424 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,490 The body's still warm, 425 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,425 and you're already salivating. 426 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,495 Can't I even pay my last respects? 427 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,397 You and your team of vultures 428 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,732 don't circle overhead unless you want something. 429 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,535 Now, now, don't get your knickers in a twist. 430 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,437 I'm here to Bury the hatchet. 431 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,571 I think it's a pity 432 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,373 that McMillan Industries and Globe Co. 433 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,308 Have never gotten along. 434 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,810 Well, being the target of a hostile takeover 435 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,446 has never been high on our priority list. 436 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,248 Well, maybe that's because in the past, 437 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,351 the offering price hasn't been quite high enough. 438 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,555 Oh, I think I can make it worth your while. 439 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:18,258 Go on. 440 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,527 Ok, big guy, let me borrow your tie, ok. 441 00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,462 Blink twice if you mind. 442 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,331 Ok. Great. 443 00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,366 4 years in the boy scouts, 444 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,668 I've never seen a knot like this. 445 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,870 Don't make me get rough with you. 446 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,272 The color of this tie 447 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,541 makes your face look all washed out. 448 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:35,908 Come on! Give it to me! 449 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:36,943 Give... it... to... me! 450 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:43,182 We all have our different ways of saying good-bye. 451 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,787 Play your cards right, schnookums, 452 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,691 and you stand to walk away with a cool 30 million. 453 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,725 30 million! 454 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,329 Of course, this is all predicated 455 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,765 on your uncle actually leaving you his stock. 456 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:01,534 Listen, I'm his only living relative, 457 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,636 and he didn't have cats. 458 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,538 It's a done deal. 459 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,274 Bingo! 460 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,810 I love a woman... 461 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:11,844 Not in mourning. 462 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,848 It is my fondest hope that Armand McMillan's memory 463 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:20,387 will be forever kept alive by this eternal flame. 464 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:24,524 Hey! Sorry I'm late! 465 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,659 It's ok... 466 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,760 the eternal flame! 467 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:31,698 I got everything under control! It's ok! 468 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,768 Oh, my lord! 469 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:39,406 Come on! I got it! 470 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:44,444 Houston, we got a problem! 471 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,989 Of all the days to... 472 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,295 Ah-choo! 473 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,401 Mm, cookies? 474 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,537 No. It's Armand's ashes. 475 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,506 Oh. Ooh, heavy, man. 476 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:16,676 Hey, Armand. 477 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,611 I have to say you've looked better. 478 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,381 Sorry I couldn't make the good-bye barbecue. 479 00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,049 You want to say something? 480 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,017 Ah-choo! 481 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,486 Oh! 482 00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:40,633 Let's begin then. 483 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:41,668 Shall we? 484 00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,035 It's about time. 485 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,471 As you know... 486 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,304 Your turn. 487 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,673 You've all been named as beneficiaries 488 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,576 in Armand McMillan's will. 489 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,786 Hello, everyone! 490 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:00,653 Hey, it's Armand. 491 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,490 Well, if you're watching this right now, 492 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:04,691 I've probably kicked the bucket. 493 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:08,695 Therefore, I, Armand McMillan, being of sound body and mind, 494 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,963 do hereby bequeath the following: 495 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,366 To Hilda and Henry, 496 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,535 my faithful Butler and housekeeper, 497 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,738 I leave them my house and all its contents, 498 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:23,776 including my collection of vintage 1950 hubcaps. 499 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,845 My sincere thanks for a... 500 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,614 Majorly generous, huh? 501 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,048 And to my nephew... 502 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:30,583 That's me. 503 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,350 Bradford McMillan... 504 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,052 Give it to me. Open the floodgates. 505 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:38,391 Who has worked tirelessly, day in, day out... 506 00:22:38,425 --> 00:22:40,893 Managing my company, 507 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,495 it gives me great pleasure 508 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:46,433 in leaving him my most treasured possession: 509 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:49,101 My surfboard. 510 00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:51,738 What? 511 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,607 Wow! Congratulations, dude! That's a great board. 512 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,075 Enjoy it, Bradford. 513 00:22:56,108 --> 00:23:00,680 And remember, look to the board for all the answers. 514 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,181 A surfboard? That's it? 515 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:06,653 As for the rest of my estate, I leave my entire stockholdings, 516 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:09,522 45% of McMillan Industries, 517 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:12,058 to my new friend, Edison. 518 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:14,994 Why me? I just met him once. 519 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:17,564 Ok. You fooled me. 520 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:20,199 Now, what did I really get? 521 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,902 McMillan Industries was founded on dreams... 522 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:27,139 And it needs to stay in the hands of a dreamer. 523 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:31,711 That's why Edison is right for the job. 524 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,681 Another job. 525 00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:37,517 Hey, dude, you want to swap? 526 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,519 Uh, ok. 527 00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,520 Hold on a moment. 528 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,590 Armand's will clearly stipulates who gets what. 529 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,858 This is an abomination. 530 00:23:45,892 --> 00:23:49,596 You're telling me my uncle, my only family, 531 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,498 left me a piece of wood 532 00:23:51,531 --> 00:23:53,633 and gave the bulk of his estate, 533 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:58,004 $23 million in stock... 534 00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,972 To that? 535 00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,974 23 million? 536 00:24:02,008 --> 00:24:04,010 $23 million! 537 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:05,044 That's a lot of snapples! 538 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:08,481 Whoo-hoo! Thank you, sir. I always loved the law. 539 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,717 Sorry you didn't get anything. 540 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,684 Thanks, Armand! 541 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:12,785 Good luck, Edison. 542 00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:15,922 And I know you're gonna do a fine job. 543 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,591 Ok, girls! Take it away! 544 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:23,530 I'm off to surf that big wave in the sky! 545 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:37,644 Ah... heh heh heh... 546 00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,846 Baby, who's a new car? 547 00:24:39,879 --> 00:24:40,513 Who's a new car? 548 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,649 Good morning, Mr. McMillan. 549 00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,783 Nice car. 550 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,917 Oh, that was close. 551 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:47,019 Touch it again, your minimum-wage ass 552 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:48,888 gets sold into white slavery. 553 00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,690 Good morning. 554 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:55,595 Whoo! Right up front! Ha ha! 555 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:00,767 Alarm on, Edison. 556 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:03,670 No. Messengers can't park here. 557 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:05,538 But I'm filling in for Armand. 558 00:25:05,572 --> 00:25:06,305 I'm Edison. 559 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,640 You're Edison? 560 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,643 I'm so, so sorry. 561 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:11,878 Where you going, buddy? Hey, wait. 562 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,213 To turn in my hat and badge and stick 563 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,615 and file for unemployment. 564 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,717 Why? I'm not gonna fire you. 565 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:18,851 You're not? 566 00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:19,586 No! 567 00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,220 Well, thank you, sir. Bless you. 568 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:22,855 Welcome to your new home. 569 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,591 This is all mine? 570 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:25,858 The whole thing? 571 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:29,095 You mean, the fountain and the trees and the... 572 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:30,329 Parking lot and the... 573 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:31,330 Yes, sir. 574 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:37,069 Yaa-ha ha! Whoo! 575 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,709 I got it! I got it! 576 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,111 I got it! 577 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,679 I don't got it. 578 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,048 I'm in trouble. 579 00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,850 Uh-oh. 580 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:55,254 Please. Please. 581 00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:57,690 Think he'll notice? 582 00:25:59,626 --> 00:26:00,292 Look! 583 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,662 Ha ha haaaa! 584 00:26:02,695 --> 00:26:04,797 Look at this place! 585 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:07,199 Ok. "You are here." Ha ha! 586 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,301 Boardroom, boardroom, boardroom. 587 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,036 Boardroom. 588 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,171 Could you hold the door, please? 589 00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:13,606 Thanks. 590 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,642 What floor's the boardroom on, please? 591 00:26:16,643 --> 00:26:18,244 Thank you. 592 00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,250 Can't believe she let one rip. 593 00:26:24,283 --> 00:26:27,586 Our first ride up as a group. 594 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,723 Oh, come on! Own up to it! 595 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:35,061 ♪ Light up my life 596 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:35,762 ohh... 597 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,198 Why do songs have to be so sad? 598 00:26:42,401 --> 00:26:45,705 ♪ La la la la la ♪ 599 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:47,674 why?! 600 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,108 Ever since Armand retired, 601 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:52,912 the stock's been in a slow nosedive. 602 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,881 Now, with Armand dead... 603 00:26:54,914 --> 00:26:57,049 It's all over for us. 604 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,421 Oh, now what? 605 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,256 This must be the boardroom. 606 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,358 You guys look pretty bored. 607 00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,928 Coffee, black! 2 sugars! 608 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,429 Give me a nice and gray one. 609 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,832 Another coffee with a bear claw. 610 00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:14,133 Bowl of cereal! 611 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:17,369 Good choice. 612 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:21,841 O.j. 613 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:23,743 Bring me coffee. 614 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:29,682 What the hell was that?! 615 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:51,003 All right, here's your coffee. 616 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:55,074 Cup of decaf with a banana. Wake up! 617 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,409 Little... Fruit plate. 618 00:27:57,443 --> 00:27:59,445 We have a croissant. 619 00:27:59,478 --> 00:28:01,280 That's fun to say... croissant. 620 00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:04,751 And, in our best China, double Espresso. 621 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,352 You're a madman! 622 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,321 And but not least... 623 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,890 We have... 624 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:15,094 Yup. Iced mocha. 625 00:28:15,127 --> 00:28:16,362 You're the new trainee? 626 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,865 Actually, I inherited the company. 627 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:20,900 He's Edison? 628 00:28:21,768 --> 00:28:24,203 In the freckled flesh. 629 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:27,006 Have a seat, Edison. Can we get you anything? 630 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,075 Our most humble apologies. 631 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,777 We had no idea. 632 00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:31,510 Oh, it's cool. 633 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,479 Most people mistake me for fabio. 634 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,148 But, hey, we're gonna be working together, right? 635 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:40,753 What about now we do the old male-bonding thing? 636 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,921 What do you say? 637 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,455 Correct me if I'm wrong, darling, 638 00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,524 but I thought you said this inheritance 639 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,226 was a sure thing. 640 00:28:47,259 --> 00:28:48,160 I know. 641 00:28:48,194 --> 00:28:49,962 I should've had my uncle committed years ago, 642 00:28:49,996 --> 00:28:52,098 but I was up all night with my lawyers. 643 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:54,100 We turned the will inside out. 644 00:28:54,133 --> 00:28:54,666 And? 645 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:55,367 The old fox stipulated 646 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,269 that if the value of the stock 647 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:58,170 ever drops below $20 a share, 648 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,406 Edison loses everything, and I get it all. 649 00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,974 I do not have time to wait 650 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:03,442 for the stock to drop 30 points! 651 00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:05,812 He's meeting with the board of directors right now. 652 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,413 They'll never let him run the company, 653 00:29:07,446 --> 00:29:09,481 and I'll have no trouble convincing him to sell. 654 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:11,450 Bet you a dollar those old tigers 655 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,386 have driven him to his knees even as we speak. 656 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,492 Right foot yellow. 657 00:29:21,227 --> 00:29:24,396 All right, which one of you took my wallet? 658 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,333 Left foot blue. 659 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,338 Hey, my back pain's gone. 660 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,274 I like your spunk, kid. 661 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,543 Reminds me of Armand. 662 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,512 It's really nice of you to give me a tour, Bradford. 663 00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,849 McMillan is a diversified company. 664 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:45,251 We make everything from note stickies 665 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:46,518 to the thigh dominator. 666 00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:49,255 Under my management, production has doubled. 667 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,191 Fatalities have tripled, but there you are. 668 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,092 Boy, this is great. 669 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,427 Hey, shouldn't I be wearing a helmet, too? 670 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,363 No, not if you want to experience 671 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,898 manufacturing firsthand. 672 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,332 Oh, that's why I'm here. 673 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,368 Heads! How's that? 674 00:30:02,401 --> 00:30:04,536 Oh! 675 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,906 Bradford, you ok? 676 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:07,874 What hit you? 677 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:08,507 I'm all right... 678 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,408 Shh. Let's get you up. 679 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:12,244 Someone yelled "heads," and i... get off me! 680 00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,946 What? I'm just trying to help. 681 00:30:13,980 --> 00:30:14,680 Do you mind? 682 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:17,316 I just need a minute to be alone. 683 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:18,951 Thank you. 684 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,621 I'll just be over here if you need me. 685 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,822 That's fine. 686 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:28,394 He needs a helmet, and I get hit with a wrench! 687 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,367 Bradford, if you have a moment, 688 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,904 Mr. Granger needs to speak with you. 689 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:38,971 Well, here I am. 690 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:42,474 Note stickies! Here they are! 691 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:46,445 Ha ha ha ha! Love these things. 692 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:49,916 Make 'em faster! 693 00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,350 The men and women in this plant 694 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,452 cannot keep on working under these conditions. 695 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,421 Ever since you took over for your uncle, 696 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,289 you been sticking it to us. 697 00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:58,891 We have to fill out 50 forms 698 00:30:58,925 --> 00:31:00,492 just to requisition toilet paper. 699 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,262 Here's an idea. Try using the forms. 700 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,563 Cool! 701 00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:10,569 This is no way to set an example for the workers. 702 00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,975 Oh, sure. Great place for signs. 703 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:17,643 And then you shortened our lunch time, 704 00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:20,112 and you took away our sick days. 705 00:31:20,146 --> 00:31:22,314 What the hell is going on here? 706 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:23,115 It's true, Bradford. 707 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,483 Production quotas are way too high. 708 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,485 You cannot sacrifice working conditions 709 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:28,454 for the sake of productivity. 710 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:29,255 "Boo-hoo-hoo! 711 00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:31,323 "We want better working conditions. 712 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,659 We want whole rooms for people to hug." 713 00:31:33,692 --> 00:31:36,595 Morning. Morning. 714 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,534 Oh, stop. 715 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,536 Oh, jeez, I'm in trouble. 716 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:47,373 All you care about is the almighty dollar, huh? 717 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:50,342 How happy you think the shareholders will be 718 00:31:50,376 --> 00:31:51,510 when production stops? 719 00:31:51,543 --> 00:31:52,644 What are you saying? 720 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:53,779 I'm saying if nothing happens 721 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:56,715 before the end of this week to change this thing around, 722 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,684 you'll have a strike on your hands. 723 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,486 Strike. You can't strike. 724 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:01,387 Wait a minute. 725 00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:03,189 Strikes have always set things in motion. 726 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,490 It might not be a bad idea. 727 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:05,958 That's right. You can't strike 728 00:32:05,992 --> 00:32:07,426 'cause you haven't got the guts. 729 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:09,161 In fact, I dare you to strike! 730 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:11,297 What are you doing? A strike is exactly 731 00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,199 what we're trying to avoid here. 732 00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:16,468 I'm definitely not having 733 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:18,037 a very good day. 734 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,006 I told you it was a waste of time 735 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,607 talking to this knucklehead. 736 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,542 I wanna talk to the chairman... 737 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,077 the new chairman! 738 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:29,315 Aah! I'm being attacked! 739 00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:33,119 You get off! 740 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,387 Sorry. 741 00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:38,290 Hey, I remember you from the funeral. 742 00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:41,127 Remember me? Eternal flame? Hey! 743 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,561 Friends and colleagues, 744 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:45,397 allow me the pleasure of introducing Edison, 745 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,499 our new chairman. 746 00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,435 Yeah, right. 747 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,470 Oh, yes. 748 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,473 Oh, god. 749 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,475 I... i am so sorry, sir. 750 00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:57,443 I had no idea. 751 00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,212 Hey, I didn't even know it till this morning. 752 00:33:00,246 --> 00:33:01,713 This is our vice president 753 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,182 in charge of production, 754 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:05,384 Natalie Stockwell. 755 00:33:05,417 --> 00:33:06,152 Pleasure. 756 00:33:06,185 --> 00:33:08,287 And, of course, our plant foreman, 757 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,421 Harland Granger. 758 00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:10,522 Harland, you make 759 00:33:10,556 --> 00:33:13,525 a mighty fine product, sir. 760 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,561 Well, my work is done here. 761 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:19,031 Coffee? Tea? Glue remover? 762 00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:21,600 Glue remover? You guys make that, too? 763 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:22,334 Wait, Bradford. 764 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:26,438 Well, next, we come to... Edison? 765 00:33:26,472 --> 00:33:28,540 "Remember to avoid glue." 766 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,276 Where we going now? 767 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,144 Research and development. 768 00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:35,447 Wow! Look at all this cool stuff! 769 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,483 This was Armand's pride and joy. 770 00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,418 Actually, these are just a few 771 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,587 of the inventions he came up with. 772 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:45,157 He invented glass? I've seen this everywhere! 773 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,359 Yes. It's a big seller for us. 774 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,361 Odorless fertilizer? Come on. 775 00:33:49,395 --> 00:33:53,199 Kitty, kitty, kitty! 776 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:56,068 Smokeless cigarettes? 777 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:57,536 Armand was a genius! 778 00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:00,139 He was dedicated to making the world 779 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,640 a more beautiful place. 780 00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:04,110 He sure was. 781 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,113 Let's not dawdle. 782 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,715 Wait a minute. Don't tell me. 783 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:13,585 This must be R&D, right? 784 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,457 ♪ Dun da da dun da da dahh! ♪ 785 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:20,692 This is R&D? 786 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,429 But R&D looks D.O.A. 787 00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:24,830 Precisely. 788 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,334 This is Larry, the head of R&D. 789 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:31,337 Actually, he's all of R&D. 790 00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,239 Larry! 791 00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:35,207 Hello. 792 00:34:35,241 --> 00:34:36,308 Nice to meet you. 793 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,843 Whatcha working on, sheets? 794 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:42,748 Oh. Well, it's a new pocket protector... 795 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:43,615 Protector. 796 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:46,852 Uh... there's no money for anything else. 797 00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:50,489 They've cut our budgets to almost nothing. 798 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,190 Ahem! 799 00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:53,425 Only to increase productivity, 800 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,160 right, Larry? 801 00:34:54,193 --> 00:34:56,495 No, no, no. Guys, wait a minute. 802 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,431 We have to have R&D. As the new chairman, 803 00:34:59,465 --> 00:35:01,533 I've giving your old budget back! 804 00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,668 In fact, i'm doubling it. 805 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,236 I can do that, can't I? 806 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:05,871 Yes, but it will involve 807 00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:09,375 transferring significant funds... 808 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,577 Of course. Of course you can. 809 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,545 After all, you're the boss. 810 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,447 You heard that, Larry, huh? 811 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:16,582 Now, get cooking, buddy. 812 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,485 I wanna see some fresh ideas around here. 813 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:20,852 You betcha, boss! 814 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:21,420 All right. 815 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,889 The juices are flowing! 816 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:27,326 The thinking cap is on! 817 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,296 We're back in business! 818 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:30,929 An aggressive 819 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:34,166 and savvy initiative, sir. 820 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,570 This chairman thing's a piece of cake. 821 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:39,605 Kosik, you worry too much. 822 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:41,807 Be more like me, but not physically. 823 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,674 I'm telling you, 824 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,743 this is the dumbest kid I've ever seen, 825 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,544 even for Americans. 826 00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,879 Look, every single decision he makes 827 00:35:47,913 --> 00:35:49,781 will drive this stock down 828 00:35:49,815 --> 00:35:51,950 like a bad limbo dancer. 829 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,385 I better be right? 830 00:35:53,419 --> 00:35:55,687 Partner, it's inconceivable 831 00:35:55,721 --> 00:36:00,559 that anything could possibly go wrong. 832 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:11,503 Aaaaaaaaah! 833 00:36:11,537 --> 00:36:14,240 Call you later. 834 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,777 Uh, look, man, did they at least 835 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,812 pay you at your big new job? 836 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:24,250 Not exactly. I don't get paid for 2 weeks. 837 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:27,253 2 weeks? That'd be like a record for you. 838 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:28,520 That's cutting it real close 839 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,422 with Ms. Crusty Bitch, man. 840 00:36:30,456 --> 00:36:31,156 Promise me 841 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,825 you will not screw this up, eddo. 842 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:35,327 I'm not gonna screw up. 843 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:39,765 Have a little confidence once in a while. 844 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,469 Burgers anyone? 845 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,250 Was I lying, or what? 846 00:36:58,284 --> 00:36:59,618 Good grief, man. 847 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:02,554 This is like the Taj Mahal of office buildings. 848 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,389 Come on, dude. 849 00:37:03,422 --> 00:37:05,491 What'd you really have to do to Armand 850 00:37:05,524 --> 00:37:06,224 to get this place? 851 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:07,626 Nothing like what you had to do 852 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:08,594 to Ms. Krubavitch 853 00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,928 last time to cover the rent. 854 00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,497 How'd you know about that? 855 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,331 I dreamt that happened. 856 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,500 Hate to tell you this, dingleberry boy, 857 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:15,801 but you didn't dream it. 858 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:17,469 That's right, man. God bless you, 859 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:20,806 you took one for the home team on that one. 860 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:21,440 Sure. 861 00:37:21,473 --> 00:37:24,743 I think i'm gonna be sick. 862 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:25,544 Oh! 863 00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:28,347 Oh, me and my buddy Bradford's car. 864 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:28,980 Who's Bradford? 865 00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,716 The guy who owns the car! 866 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:34,586 I didn't know. It ain't that bad, man. 867 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,555 I can fix this. 868 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:39,758 Ok. "Color on cap indicates color in can." 869 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,595 Well, let's see what's in this one. 870 00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:47,366 Oop! Orange. That won't work. 871 00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:52,438 See what's in this one. 872 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:53,505 Not good. 873 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,873 We need green. 874 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,943 Yellow and blue make green. 875 00:37:57,976 --> 00:38:00,546 Perfect. 876 00:38:00,579 --> 00:38:01,813 Ok. 877 00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:07,085 I think you covered it up pretty good. 878 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,521 We need one of these in our house. 879 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:11,523 Dude, get out of the fountain. 880 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,625 You can take a shower at home. 881 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:14,993 Morning, morning, Bradford. Edison. 882 00:38:15,026 --> 00:38:16,061 Plumbing out at home? 883 00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,330 Listen, I kinda got some good news, 884 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:19,064 and I got some bad news. 885 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:20,732 Why am I not surprised? Go ahead. 886 00:38:20,766 --> 00:38:23,469 I kind of accidentally dinged your car. 887 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,404 You what? My new Jaguar?! 888 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,973 W-W-Wait, wait, wait! Please. Everything's fine. 889 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:31,510 I touched it up myself, better than before. 890 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,611 Look. 891 00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:34,780 Stylish. 892 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,349 Yo, yo. Cool out, man. Cool out. 893 00:38:37,383 --> 00:38:39,451 Does this mean you don't like it? 894 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,488 Man, that's a good paint job. 895 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,824 No. I love it. 896 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,861 It's all of my favorite colors. 897 00:38:49,895 --> 00:38:51,897 Wait till you see the inside. 898 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,533 Have a dandy day, Bradford. 899 00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:55,266 Let's go, guys. 900 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,603 Nice meeting you there, Bradley. 901 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,457 Hey, baby, you know the fax number 902 00:39:18,490 --> 00:39:19,190 to the white house? 903 00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:21,092 We got a little message for 'em. 904 00:39:21,126 --> 00:39:23,161 Hey, thanks for your help. 905 00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,162 Press it again! 906 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,164 Keep your booty still this time. 907 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,867 Right. Should we invest $8 million 908 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,036 in a new laser die-cast system? 909 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,872 I'll have to check with my advisor on that. 910 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,974 Hold on one second. 911 00:39:38,444 --> 00:39:41,613 Signs point to yes. It is decidedly so. 912 00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:44,182 Ok. Bye-bye. 913 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:45,417 How's it going? 914 00:39:45,451 --> 00:39:46,485 Fine. Settling into 915 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,820 the busy executive life, I see. 916 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:49,655 Only been here a few days, 917 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,457 and I'm starting to get the hang of it. 918 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:53,559 Hey, you guys, oh. This is Natalie. 919 00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,561 She works here, too, doing something. 920 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:56,695 That's Ty, and that's Zak. 921 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,765 No fair. You're using the enlarger. 922 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,132 Man, that's genetic. 923 00:40:01,166 --> 00:40:02,634 So, what brings you here, huh? 924 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:04,870 Heard the beat, and you couldn't resist. 925 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:05,737 Let's get freaky! 926 00:40:05,771 --> 00:40:08,707 Whoa, whoa. I'm sorry. 927 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:10,976 I got it. I got it. 928 00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:13,111 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 929 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,748 These are my analysis reports 930 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,684 of the workers' grievances... 931 00:40:18,717 --> 00:40:20,852 what it would cost us to give in 932 00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,220 versus the cost of striking. 933 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,590 You might wanna look these over 934 00:40:24,623 --> 00:40:26,658 before today's meeting. 935 00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:29,227 Oh, I love meetings. Can I come, too? 936 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,162 You lead the meeting. 937 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,731 I knew that. Yeah. 938 00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:34,600 Now I really have to go. 939 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:35,734 No, no. What's the rush? 940 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:37,536 Come on, smell the pizza! 941 00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:38,870 No, no, because, you see, 942 00:40:38,904 --> 00:40:40,472 some of us actually have to work. 943 00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:43,241 Ouch. No reason to be hostile to the rest of us. 944 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,944 You know, maybe we didn't get off on the right foot. 945 00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:49,615 Look, we're all mature adults here, right? 946 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:50,782 Zak, down! 947 00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,751 Look, there's nothing we can't solve 948 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,587 by sitting down and talking over dinner, right? 949 00:40:55,621 --> 00:40:56,688 Then a little miniature golf, 950 00:40:56,722 --> 00:40:58,957 followed by some yoo-hoo nightcaps back at your place, 951 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,559 an old-fashioned sleepover, 952 00:41:00,592 --> 00:41:02,628 breakfast burritos in the A.M. 953 00:41:02,661 --> 00:41:03,595 What do you say, 8:00? 954 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:08,567 Aww. Hell has a better chance of freezing over. 955 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,569 Wait! 956 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,738 Best 2 out of 3? 957 00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:19,044 In business news, shares of McMillan stock 958 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:23,715 started trading at $55 today, but have now slipped to $49 959 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:24,783 and continue to fall. 960 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:28,654 This due to news of a possible strike at the company. 961 00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:31,089 Wonder who could've let that leak. 962 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:36,662 Guilty as charged, your honor! Heh heh. 963 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:38,096 A strike? Why? 964 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,566 Why? Because your little memo 965 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:41,466 cutting our salaries 966 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,669 when we wanted a raise was the last straw. 967 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,771 Even Bradford wouldn't have stooped so low. 968 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,873 I cut salaries? When did this happen? 969 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:48,807 You were the one who wanted 970 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,609 the research and development budget doubled. 971 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,078 The money had to come from someplace unimportant. 972 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,613 What about our grievances? 973 00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:57,683 Have you even bothered to take a look at those? 974 00:41:57,716 --> 00:41:59,250 What grievances? 975 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:01,687 These grievances. 976 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:06,124 Oh, my god! You work 8 hours a day? 977 00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:08,259 No wonder you're striking. 978 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:08,994 Are you gonna make 979 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:10,195 some changes around here or not? 980 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,230 Ignore them. Show them who's boss. 981 00:42:12,263 --> 00:42:14,633 He loves the nickname "chubby." 982 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,868 You've got till 3:00 tomorrow afternoon. 983 00:42:16,902 --> 00:42:19,237 Consider us on strike after that. 984 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:21,573 You got that? 985 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:23,975 Why's everyone looking at me? 986 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:24,710 I just work here. 987 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,845 You are responsible for the jobs 988 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,580 of over 2,000 people. 989 00:42:28,614 --> 00:42:31,650 It would be nice if you at least acted 990 00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:34,119 like you had a clue. 991 00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:40,058 How can people demand this many things? 992 00:42:40,091 --> 00:42:44,195 If Armand were here, he'd know what to do. 993 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,799 Edison, it's time for your massage. 994 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:50,101 No, girls, no! I'm working! 995 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:52,103 No, stop it! 996 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:55,607 Haven't you had enough? 997 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:02,781 That's perfect. 998 00:43:10,656 --> 00:43:12,691 Where's the fire? 999 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,392 I don't smell any smoke. 1000 00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:16,862 Give it time. 1001 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:20,265 Is this a great day or what? 1002 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,734 Hey, what about the budget cuts? 1003 00:43:22,768 --> 00:43:23,835 Yeah! Yeah! 1004 00:43:23,869 --> 00:43:26,672 And how about the rest of our demands? 1005 00:43:26,705 --> 00:43:27,538 Yeah! Yeah! 1006 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,841 After giving them careful consideration, 1007 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:33,244 I've decided I cannot give you all a raise right now. 1008 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:36,982 I'm sorry, but I can give you something better, huh? 1009 00:43:37,015 --> 00:43:39,918 A stake in the company, which means 1010 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,687 every time McMillan does well, 1011 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,023 each and every one of you guys profit, too. 1012 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:51,997 Look, I know working here lately's been a big bummer, 1013 00:43:52,030 --> 00:43:55,901 so as brand-new chairman of the board, 1014 00:43:55,934 --> 00:43:59,738 I am now making every Wednesday afternoon 1015 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:02,173 luau Wednesday! 1016 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:08,379 So put on your sunscreen! We're going to the beach! 1017 00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,432 Looking good, Landers! 1018 00:44:27,465 --> 00:44:29,367 I've never moshed before. 1019 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,437 It is totally exhilarating! 1020 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:37,375 Hey, Mr. Bradford, can I get my ball back? 1021 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:50,889 Oh, he's really a great guy, isn't he? 1022 00:44:52,824 --> 00:44:56,494 Well, either that or certifiably insane. 1023 00:44:56,527 --> 00:45:00,298 Everybody! Let's do it! 1024 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:10,742 Gentlemen, feast your eyes. 1025 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:17,082 I heard IBM is gonna have a polka Tuesday, 1026 00:45:17,115 --> 00:45:20,351 and 3m is doing a fiesta Friday. 1027 00:45:20,385 --> 00:45:22,220 I heard you're old. 1028 00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:25,356 I'd like to get you in a mosh pit. 1029 00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:27,492 Thanks to you, Edison, 1030 00:45:27,525 --> 00:45:30,261 productivity is up 17%, 1031 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:35,066 and our shares are now up to $75. 1032 00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,102 To Edison. 1033 00:45:37,135 --> 00:45:40,738 To Edison! To Edison! 1034 00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:43,741 Cheers. 1035 00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,751 Come in! 1036 00:45:55,821 --> 00:45:57,088 Hi. 1037 00:45:57,122 --> 00:45:58,556 Hey. How you doing? 1038 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,426 I just wanted to congratulate you 1039 00:46:01,459 --> 00:46:03,228 on stopping the strike. 1040 00:46:03,261 --> 00:46:06,932 Luau Wednesday was a really great idea. 1041 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:11,102 No biggie. Just doing my job. 1042 00:46:11,136 --> 00:46:12,770 Yeah. 1043 00:46:14,205 --> 00:46:17,375 Well, I'll see you around. 1044 00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:20,778 Yeah. Ok. 1045 00:46:21,479 --> 00:46:22,447 Bye. 1046 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,915 Bye. 1047 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:33,424 See, Armand? She doesn't think I suck. 1048 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:37,863 Uh-oh. Need a bigger mug. 1049 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:52,477 Well, Kosik, what a surprise. 1050 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:55,446 Well, well. Do you want to tell me 1051 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,382 what in hell is going on? 1052 00:46:57,415 --> 00:46:59,851 The stock is at an all-time high. 1053 00:46:59,885 --> 00:47:00,551 The little jerk 1054 00:47:00,585 --> 00:47:01,887 is having some beginner's luck. 1055 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,890 Well, change the little jerk's luck to bad. 1056 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,591 Do whatever you have to, Bradford. 1057 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,427 You have until the end of the month, 1058 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:11,496 and then I am taking my money... 1059 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:15,967 amongst other things... elsewhere. 1060 00:47:16,001 --> 00:47:18,536 Understand? 1061 00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,438 Now get busy! 1062 00:47:24,209 --> 00:47:26,945 Ok, pal, that does it. 1063 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,486 Edison, where are your secrets? 1064 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,923 Food from Woodstock. 1065 00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:48,433 What the hell is this? 1066 00:47:49,334 --> 00:47:53,504 Glo-gunk... Bug-zapper hat... 1067 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,074 Edison's not the only one around here 1068 00:47:56,107 --> 00:47:57,308 with bright ideas. 1069 00:47:57,342 --> 00:47:59,377 Wow! What do you call it? 1070 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:03,448 The P.O.S... Portable Outhouse Slacks. 1071 00:48:04,549 --> 00:48:06,451 It's for those long road trips 1072 00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:09,220 when you can't find a place to stop. 1073 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:13,024 And it comes with a matching c.S.S. 1074 00:48:13,058 --> 00:48:13,891 What's that? 1075 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:18,463 Car sickness shirt. Let me demonstrate. 1076 00:48:21,699 --> 00:48:23,434 Very impressive, Larry! 1077 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:24,235 The c.S.S.? 1078 00:48:24,269 --> 00:48:25,636 No. The amount of vomit 1079 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:27,672 you're able to produce at the drop of a hat. 1080 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:30,942 Let me guess, pork chops? 1081 00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:35,080 Last night! I have a slow metabolism. 1082 00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:42,553 Edison, i... ... 1083 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,489 I have a surprise for you. 1084 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,492 A surprise? I love surprises. 1085 00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,293 Funniest thing. 1086 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:52,597 I just got a craving for pork chops. 1087 00:49:01,739 --> 00:49:06,211 I thought coming here would give us a chance to bond. 1088 00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,378 Good idea. 1089 00:49:07,412 --> 00:49:10,315 It's still a jag. 1090 00:49:13,618 --> 00:49:15,586 Tennis, anyone? 1091 00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:18,123 You're wearing a skirt. 1092 00:49:18,156 --> 00:49:20,725 You must admit, I've got the legs to pull it off. 1093 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,494 For a slender man, you do have... 1094 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,563 get back in there and change! 1095 00:49:25,596 --> 00:49:28,133 You're no fun. Pffft! 1096 00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:30,668 Don't worry. Since it's your first time, 1097 00:49:30,701 --> 00:49:32,137 I'll go easy on you. 1098 00:49:32,170 --> 00:49:34,239 Don't be silly, Bradford. Come on. 1099 00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:35,773 I'm a pure, natural athlete. 1100 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,710 Suit yourself, bozo. 1101 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,150 What are you doing? 1102 00:49:50,421 --> 00:49:53,591 Ball's in this racquet, Bradford. 1103 00:49:57,462 --> 00:50:01,232 You're doing fine. Ha ha ha! 1104 00:50:01,266 --> 00:50:03,201 I got it! 1105 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:04,469 Oh! 1106 00:50:07,672 --> 00:50:10,208 I got it! I got it! 1107 00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:16,347 Hate to take a point for that one, 1108 00:50:16,381 --> 00:50:17,748 but I will. 1109 00:50:19,317 --> 00:50:21,252 Not bad for a beginner. 1110 00:50:21,286 --> 00:50:23,454 So, how are things at the office, 1111 00:50:23,488 --> 00:50:25,623 Mr. Chairman of the board? 1112 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,258 Great. Got 14 million 1113 00:50:27,292 --> 00:50:29,127 playing mortal kombat today. 1114 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,762 That's very impressive. You know, Edison, 1115 00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,065 being the leader of a major corporation 1116 00:50:34,099 --> 00:50:36,767 is about more than playing video games 1117 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:37,768 or settling a strike. 1118 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,670 It's about taking chances. 1119 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,672 What do you mean? 1120 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,242 I saw your diary. 1121 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,744 Ignore the part about the farm animals. 1122 00:50:46,777 --> 00:50:48,713 I was young. I was naive. 1123 00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:50,481 I was lonely... no! 1124 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,850 Your idea diary. 1125 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:54,552 Oh, oh, oh! 1126 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,355 You're talking about this? 1127 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,589 Your invention idea. 1128 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,091 What about it? 1129 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:04,795 The ketchup helper, glo-gunk, bug-zapper hat... 1130 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,397 they're great! 1131 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,766 You're kidding me. 1132 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,403 This is why I really brought you here today. 1133 00:51:12,437 --> 00:51:15,373 The resources of the company are at your disposal. 1134 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:17,175 You have an opportunity here 1135 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,609 to make your Mark on the world 1136 00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:21,579 and achieve a little bit of immortality... 1137 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:24,249 The way Armand did. 1138 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:25,650 You really think so? 1139 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:27,518 I know genius when I smell it, 1140 00:51:27,552 --> 00:51:29,354 and you're positively reeking. 1141 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,122 Then there's all kinds of ideas 1142 00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:33,191 I've been working on. There's one here 1143 00:51:33,224 --> 00:51:35,260 I've been working on forever. 1144 00:51:36,227 --> 00:51:38,763 What do you think of this one? 1145 00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:41,266 You ok? Touching. Sorry. 1146 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:43,468 Yes. Well, it's brilliant. 1147 00:51:43,501 --> 00:51:44,602 It's upside down. 1148 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:45,470 Whatever. 1149 00:51:45,503 --> 00:51:47,172 I get a good vibe from it, 1150 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:47,872 and that's what counts. 1151 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,874 Edison, as your biggest fan, 1152 00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:53,244 I have only one thing to say to you: 1153 00:51:53,278 --> 00:51:56,481 Make your dreams come true. 1154 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,784 You could be right. 1155 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:04,722 I can do this. 1156 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:09,760 Ha ha ha! All right, I'm gonna do it! 1157 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,762 Uhh! 1158 00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,798 Eeugh. 1159 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:16,234 Ooh. 1160 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,569 Bradford! Ow! You ok? 1161 00:52:18,603 --> 00:52:20,838 We've all taken one there. 1162 00:52:20,871 --> 00:52:21,539 Gotta hurt! 1163 00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:24,642 I'll go get help! Don't move! 1164 00:52:26,411 --> 00:52:28,546 Here, watch my racquet. 1165 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:35,953 Anybody work here! We need some help! 1166 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:40,558 That's what I'm here for. 1167 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:44,395 Oh... 1168 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:50,235 You did say you needed help? 1169 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,503 You're damn skippy. 1170 00:52:53,804 --> 00:52:57,608 Ha ha! I'm all yours! Teach me! Teach me! 1171 00:52:57,642 --> 00:52:59,677 Well, Edison, to master the game, 1172 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:01,879 you have to get zen about it. 1173 00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,681 You have to feel the balls, 1174 00:53:03,714 --> 00:53:07,285 caress them instead of whacking them... 1175 00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,986 And think of your racquet 1176 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,655 as an extension of yourself... 1177 00:53:10,688 --> 00:53:16,461 another muscle: Strong, hard, forceful, 1178 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:21,499 a tool to penetrate your opponent's court. 1179 00:53:21,532 --> 00:53:23,301 Now, let's play. 1180 00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,807 Me likey tennis. 1181 00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:39,917 Mm. You wore me out. 1182 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,287 I hope you'll let me give you 1183 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,754 another lesson again soon. 1184 00:53:43,788 --> 00:53:45,623 Where do I sign up? 1185 00:53:45,656 --> 00:53:46,691 You're not a member? 1186 00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:47,992 Of course I'm a member. 1187 00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:49,760 Why else would I dress like this? 1188 00:53:49,794 --> 00:53:53,831 Me and my buddy Bradford... Bradford! 1189 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:12,517 Something funny?! 1190 00:54:16,621 --> 00:54:19,824 Share it! I love to laugh! 1191 00:54:21,426 --> 00:54:23,628 Everyone copy something! 1192 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:24,462 Larry! 1193 00:54:24,495 --> 00:54:26,964 Come out, come out, wherever you are! 1194 00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:29,033 Over here, Edison. 1195 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,301 There you are. 1196 00:54:30,335 --> 00:54:31,336 You're just in time. 1197 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,504 I'm testing out my new prototype. 1198 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:35,573 Now men can experience 1199 00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:37,675 the joys of motherhood, too. 1200 00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:40,911 That's great, but I need your help. 1201 00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,847 On what? 1202 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,550 This. 1203 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,660 Ready, Edison? 1204 00:54:55,693 --> 00:54:57,495 Ready, Larry. 1205 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:04,635 Now, look, if anyone 1206 00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,637 so much as comes near this car, 1207 00:55:06,671 --> 00:55:10,708 you have my permission to shoot to kill. 1208 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:19,750 Edison! 1209 00:55:19,784 --> 00:55:22,587 Ohh... 1210 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:28,626 Hey, guys. Here are the production reports from... 1211 00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:30,695 Man, you guys look fried. 1212 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:33,398 We tried everything. We can't figure out 1213 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:35,533 how to get this thing to work. 1214 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:37,568 Just... well, hold on. 1215 00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:40,705 You're holding it upside down. 1216 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:41,338 Oh. 1217 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:43,541 This is never gonna work. 1218 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,543 Look, maybe you guys 1219 00:55:45,576 --> 00:55:46,911 just need to take a break... 1220 00:55:46,944 --> 00:55:50,047 Clear your heads so new ideas can come out. 1221 00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:51,849 You know, maybe you're right. 1222 00:55:51,882 --> 00:55:55,553 That's a great idea. Wanna grab some lunch? 1223 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:56,987 Oh. Oh, no, I can't. 1224 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:58,756 I've got work that's piling up... 1225 00:55:58,789 --> 00:56:00,925 look into my eyes, Natalie. 1226 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,993 All you're thinking about right now 1227 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:05,396 is having lunch with me, Edison, 1228 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,898 your new buddy, your new pal. 1229 00:56:07,932 --> 00:56:08,633 Is it working? No. 1230 00:56:08,666 --> 00:56:10,835 Look back into my eyes, Natalie. 1231 00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:12,703 What if I stop talking like this? 1232 00:56:12,737 --> 00:56:15,606 Will you go to lunch with me, please? 1233 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,907 All right. I know just the place. 1234 00:56:16,941 --> 00:56:19,610 You'll feel like you're back to nature. 1235 00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:24,449 I like this. 1236 00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:25,483 I told you this place is great. 1237 00:56:25,516 --> 00:56:28,185 Would you like some more extra-crispy, little lady? 1238 00:56:28,218 --> 00:56:29,520 Oh, no, thank you. 1239 00:56:29,554 --> 00:56:31,789 Are you sure we're allowed to do this? 1240 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,492 Oh, sure. As long as we play by the rules. 1241 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,160 Freeze, freeze. 1242 00:56:43,167 --> 00:56:44,769 Ok, unfreeze. 1243 00:56:45,703 --> 00:56:46,637 Having fun? 1244 00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:48,205 I don't know how you get away with this stuff. 1245 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,708 Simple. Hank the security guard over there's my bud. 1246 00:56:50,741 --> 00:56:54,879 I revived his social life after he went bald. 1247 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,447 I call it chia hair. 1248 00:56:56,481 --> 00:56:58,949 Do you mean he actually gets dates looking like that? 1249 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,751 Oh, yeah. When his head's in season, 1250 00:57:00,785 --> 00:57:02,219 no. Women go nuts. 1251 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,220 Hey, Edison. 1252 00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,589 Who's your friend? 1253 00:57:04,622 --> 00:57:06,657 This is Natalie. 1254 00:57:06,691 --> 00:57:07,357 Hi. 1255 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:09,193 Hi, Natalie. Enjoying the view 1256 00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:10,194 of the great plains? 1257 00:57:10,227 --> 00:57:10,961 Yes, yes, thank you. 1258 00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,431 How's the hair working out for ya? 1259 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,202 Does that answer your question? 1260 00:57:18,936 --> 00:57:20,771 Miss? 1261 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:23,474 My god. You're the man! 1262 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,076 I'm so embarrassed. 1263 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,479 Oh, no. Please, don't worry about it. 1264 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:31,982 I had 3 brothers. We'd have burping contests for hours. 1265 00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:33,551 You had burping contests? 1266 00:57:33,584 --> 00:57:34,752 Yes. Get out. 1267 00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:35,486 Yes! 1268 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,420 I want to see this. 1269 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,656 No! we're dressed like the village people. 1270 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:40,691 You can't be embarrassed. Come on. 1271 00:57:40,725 --> 00:57:41,325 I dare you. 1272 00:57:41,358 --> 00:57:43,260 I double-dare you, come on. 1273 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:44,128 Oh, um, 1274 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,763 oh, man, I can't believe I'm doing this. 1275 00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:47,164 I might be a little rusty. 1276 00:57:47,197 --> 00:57:48,799 It's ok. 1277 00:57:54,639 --> 00:57:55,239 Wow. 1278 00:57:55,272 --> 00:57:57,642 Want something to drink? 1279 00:57:57,675 --> 00:58:01,078 Hello, Edison, how are you? 1280 00:58:01,111 --> 00:58:03,247 A, b, c, d, e, f, g, 1281 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,149 h, I, j, k-k, l, ah, 1282 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,152 l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, 1283 00:58:08,185 --> 00:58:09,987 u-u, ahhhh... 1284 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:13,824 U, v, w, x, y, z. 1285 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:15,960 Oh, my god! 1286 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,161 Hope that wasn't a mating call. 1287 00:58:17,194 --> 00:58:20,565 We're going to have a stampede on our hands. 1288 00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:21,198 Jeez. 1289 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:22,700 Okay, no looking. 1290 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,400 Oh, be careful. 1291 00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,235 We're almost there. Ok, ready? 1292 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:26,537 Yes. No burping! 1293 00:58:26,571 --> 00:58:27,271 If you're really good, 1294 00:58:27,304 --> 00:58:28,539 we'll get ice cream later. 1295 00:58:28,573 --> 00:58:30,307 Ooh. Ta-da! 1296 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:33,177 Look, low-flying plane. Get down! 1297 00:58:33,210 --> 00:58:34,278 Are we having fun? 1298 00:58:34,311 --> 00:58:35,746 Yes. i can't believe this. 1299 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:37,214 Say, it's good to see you relaxing 1300 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:38,082 for a change. 1301 00:58:38,115 --> 00:58:39,917 Well, it's hard to relax at the office. 1302 00:58:39,950 --> 00:58:41,619 Especially around men like Bradford. 1303 00:58:41,652 --> 00:58:43,588 Oh, come on. He's not such a bad guy. 1304 00:58:43,621 --> 00:58:45,022 I mean, he's a little uptight, 1305 00:58:45,055 --> 00:58:46,056 but I kind of like him. 1306 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,224 He's been helping me. 1307 00:58:47,257 --> 00:58:48,325 Well, be careful. 1308 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:49,827 If I were you I wouldn't trust him. 1309 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,796 Hey, look, cornelis drebbel, 1310 00:58:51,829 --> 00:58:52,897 Mr. Submarine. 1311 00:58:52,930 --> 00:58:53,798 And there's Jethro tull. 1312 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,967 Not the band, he invented the seed drill. 1313 00:58:57,001 --> 00:58:58,102 Not bad. 1314 00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:01,171 But can you tell me who he is? 1315 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,139 Oh, that's easy. 1316 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,708 That's Alexander Graham bell. 1317 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:04,508 If it weren't for him, 1318 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:05,342 we wouldn't have the psychic hotline. 1319 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:07,244 That's amazing you know all this stuff. 1320 00:59:07,277 --> 00:59:09,847 Oh, well, hanging around Armand as long as I did 1321 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,649 I couldn't help but rub off on me. 1322 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,482 What about you? 1323 00:59:12,516 --> 00:59:13,283 Have you always been into inventions? 1324 00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,218 Me? Oh, yeah. As a kid 1325 00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:15,085 we always played this spy game. 1326 00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:16,954 Everybody always wanted to be James Bond. 1327 00:59:16,987 --> 00:59:19,223 You know, "the name's bond, James Bond. 1328 00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:22,860 I like my women shaken, not stirred." 1329 00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:24,328 No, I always wanted to be q, 1330 00:59:24,361 --> 00:59:26,597 the guy who made all the cool weapons. 1331 00:59:26,631 --> 00:59:27,264 Yeah. 1332 00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:28,132 That's always been my dream 1333 00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:30,768 that maybe one day I could make something 1334 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,838 that would end up in this place. 1335 00:59:33,871 --> 00:59:38,042 Now I see why Armand left his company to you. 1336 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:40,044 Really? 1337 00:59:41,311 --> 00:59:43,080 What's that? 1338 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,749 Thanks a lot. 1339 00:59:44,782 --> 00:59:47,618 That is for making monsters! 1340 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:49,854 No, actually it's to demonstrate static electricity. 1341 00:59:49,887 --> 00:59:51,956 Watch what happens when you put your hands on it. 1342 00:59:51,989 --> 00:59:53,323 Go ahead. 1343 00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:56,326 Look at your hair. 1344 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:58,195 Look at your hair. 1345 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,598 Mine hasn't changed, has it? 1346 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,203 Oh, this is fun. 1347 01:00:06,871 --> 01:00:09,273 I'm glad we did this. 1348 01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,241 Me, too. 1349 01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,113 So... 1350 01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:18,348 Do you bring all the girls here? 1351 01:00:18,382 --> 01:00:21,652 No. You're the first. 1352 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,187 Really? 1353 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,322 Aw. 1354 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,893 Aah! aah! 1355 01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:32,296 Edison? 1356 01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:33,363 Edison. 1357 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:35,733 Are you all right? 1358 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,067 Hold on, Natalie. 1359 01:00:37,101 --> 01:00:39,103 This could be it. 1360 01:00:54,885 --> 01:00:56,353 Ouch. 1361 01:00:57,955 --> 01:00:59,089 I got it! I've got it! 1362 01:00:59,123 --> 01:01:02,092 Whoo-hoo! I got it! You are my lucky charm. 1363 01:01:02,126 --> 01:01:04,795 I've got to get back to the lab. 1364 01:01:04,829 --> 01:01:07,231 I knew I forgot something. Come on! 1365 01:01:07,264 --> 01:01:11,836 Ladies and gentlemen, when I was yo high... 1366 01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:12,703 I got the idea 1367 01:01:12,737 --> 01:01:14,371 for making something everyone could use, 1368 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:17,107 and today, it is a reality. 1369 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:20,444 So, without further ado... 1370 01:01:21,746 --> 01:01:22,612 Ta-da! 1371 01:01:22,646 --> 01:01:24,181 The device that's going to rock the world! 1372 01:01:24,214 --> 01:01:26,350 A TV dinner? I hate to break the news, 1373 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:29,286 but Swanson beat you to the punch by 40 years. 1374 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:32,422 Guys, it's not just a TV dinner. 1375 01:01:32,456 --> 01:01:35,993 It's a real TV dinner. 1376 01:01:36,026 --> 01:01:38,395 Oh! 1377 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,464 Here, check it out. 1378 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:44,034 The hardest part was making a TV that could withstand 1379 01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:45,202 going from the freezer to being heated. 1380 01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:49,373 This dinner is self-heating and uses microwave technology 1381 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:53,377 to cook the food and run the TV for 4 hours. 1382 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:54,879 And here's the kicker. 1383 01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:59,750 It only costs $2.19 more than a regular TV dinner. 1384 01:01:59,784 --> 01:02:01,251 Ingenious. 1385 01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:02,853 And tasty, too. 1386 01:02:02,887 --> 01:02:04,388 Get him a bib. 1387 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,323 I say we go into immediate production. 1388 01:02:06,356 --> 01:02:09,393 Whoa, Edison. I don't mean to burst your bubble, 1389 01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:11,495 but there are standard procedures to follow. 1390 01:02:11,528 --> 01:02:12,830 We have product testing and... 1391 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:14,965 And focus groups. Safety regulations. 1392 01:02:14,999 --> 01:02:17,868 We can't just march right into production. 1393 01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:20,905 Well, you've done this a lot longer than I have, so... 1394 01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:24,141 hold on! Didn't you just tell us 1395 01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:25,309 that this is the greatest thing since 1396 01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:28,212 individually wrapped cheese slices? 1397 01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:29,814 I would never ever dare compare it 1398 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:31,448 to individually wrapped cheese slices. 1399 01:02:31,481 --> 01:02:32,382 I mean, come on. We all know 1400 01:02:32,416 --> 01:02:35,019 there's nothing better or tastier than that. 1401 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:35,786 Bradford, hello? 1402 01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:36,653 Scrump-dilly-icious, cheese slices. 1403 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:40,557 Although, uh, I would say this is close. 1404 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,191 Yes, but... 1405 01:02:41,225 --> 01:02:42,092 Natalie, please. Gentlemen, 1406 01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:46,330 months of costly testing will only tell us 1407 01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:49,166 what we already know. The product works. But, 1408 01:02:49,199 --> 01:02:54,972 of course, it's up to you, Mr. Chairman of the board. 1409 01:02:55,539 --> 01:03:00,310 I say we go into production! Now! 1410 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:22,266 One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. 1411 01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:25,269 Hi, I'm chef Edison, and when I'm away from home, 1412 01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:28,305 I still like to catch some of my favorite TV shows. 1413 01:03:28,338 --> 01:03:30,007 That's why I always bring 1414 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,977 one of my chef Edison TV dinners 1415 01:03:33,010 --> 01:03:33,777 wherever I go. 1416 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,081 With flavors like beavis & broccoli, 1417 01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,249 NYPD blueberry pie, 1418 01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:40,517 and m.A.S.H.Ed potatoes, 1419 01:03:40,550 --> 01:03:42,920 there's no reason to be a couch potato at home. 1420 01:03:42,953 --> 01:03:45,956 Now, you can be one anywhere! 1421 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:49,193 So, sit back on a moon rock, 1422 01:03:49,894 --> 01:03:51,595 and enjoy. 1423 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:58,302 If you can catch it! 1424 01:04:03,307 --> 01:04:05,442 There they are! They're here! 1425 01:04:06,043 --> 01:04:07,277 One at a time. 1426 01:04:07,311 --> 01:04:08,545 Aah! 1427 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:12,917 I needhey, I some more. Was first! 1428 01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:22,459 Today on lifestyles 1429 01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,328 of the rich and shameless... 1430 01:04:24,361 --> 01:04:26,396 We'll be jetting to the south of France 1431 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:30,167 for a 5-star nosh with the stars... 1432 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:34,004 Oh, doctor, what are you saying? 1433 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,273 Monica, I have good news and bad news. 1434 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,607 Your uncle will live... 1435 01:04:37,641 --> 01:04:39,376 Yes, yes? 1436 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,982 Bill, come to bed. 1437 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:45,916 Just as soon 1438 01:04:45,950 --> 01:04:47,384 as this Dukes of Hazzard re-run is over. 1439 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,253 You're not breaking your diet are you? 1440 01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,356 No, honey. Here, destroy the evidence. 1441 01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,897 Hooray! 1442 01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:03,968 It's time for some champagne! 1443 01:05:04,001 --> 01:05:05,402 Hip, hip, hooray! 1444 01:05:05,435 --> 01:05:08,272 Hip, hip, hooray! 1445 01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:10,907 Hip, hip, hooray! 1446 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:15,279 It's like Christmas without the wrapping paper. 1447 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:17,147 One year's rent, 1448 01:05:17,181 --> 01:05:19,449 paid... in full. 1449 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:21,685 What do you say, Ms. K? 1450 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:25,489 Any more problems, and you ball-less 1451 01:05:25,522 --> 01:05:30,660 surf lice are out of here. I'm warning you. 1452 01:05:36,033 --> 01:05:39,369 How does she hold that much smoke? 1453 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,341 You're welcome! 1454 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,977 Listen to me, my karmic buddy. 1455 01:05:47,011 --> 01:05:49,046 Look around. See all this nice new stuff? 1456 01:05:49,079 --> 01:05:50,147 Yeah. 1457 01:05:50,180 --> 01:05:52,549 You sure you can afford all this and the rent, right? 1458 01:05:52,582 --> 01:05:54,384 Guys, I get another check in 2 weeks. 1459 01:05:54,418 --> 01:05:55,352 And another one after that 1460 01:05:55,385 --> 01:05:56,486 and another one after that. 1461 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:58,622 There's more of this where that came from. 1462 01:05:58,655 --> 01:05:59,389 I hope you're right. 1463 01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:02,392 John tesh's greatest elevator hits? 1464 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:05,362 Dude, buying one of these is bad enough, 1465 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:07,264 but why would anybody remotely sane 1466 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:09,599 buy them by the box? 1467 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,670 I wonder. 1468 01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:18,342 Whoo! Yeah! Whoo! 1469 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,310 See, it's important to be 1470 01:06:20,344 --> 01:06:21,411 musically open-minded. 1471 01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:25,015 That's right. Tesh rocks. 1472 01:06:29,719 --> 01:06:33,290 You know, I couldn't decide between getting a bowling alley 1473 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,292 or a limo. So... 1474 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,527 I just got both. 1475 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:48,338 I think he's gone overboard, man. 1476 01:06:49,806 --> 01:06:52,209 Chairman of the board, on the board. 1477 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:54,244 Talk to me, babe. 1478 01:07:09,293 --> 01:07:11,428 Dagger in the eye... 1479 01:07:17,434 --> 01:07:20,404 Somebody get me a cheeseburger quick. 1480 01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:24,241 Voila! My latest prototype. 1481 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:25,142 A shirt? 1482 01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:27,544 Uh, I have a feeling it's not just a shirt. 1483 01:07:27,577 --> 01:07:29,179 Right you are, Natalie. 1484 01:07:29,213 --> 01:07:33,417 It's a biothermal, electro-neurol sensitive, 1485 01:07:33,450 --> 01:07:35,752 mendacity meter. 1486 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:37,587 Can someone translate for us? 1487 01:07:37,621 --> 01:07:38,788 It's a lie detector shirt, 1488 01:07:38,822 --> 01:07:41,591 or as we like to say, the bullshirt! 1489 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:42,759 With Larry's ingenuity 1490 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,394 and, of course, my flair for fashion, 1491 01:07:44,428 --> 01:07:46,730 it's guaranteed to be a sure-fire winner. 1492 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,098 Go ahead, gang. 1493 01:07:48,132 --> 01:07:49,233 Ask Larry a few questions. 1494 01:07:49,266 --> 01:07:53,837 Larry, have you ever stolen office supplies 1495 01:07:53,870 --> 01:07:55,372 from the company? 1496 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:56,306 No. 1497 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:58,575 Hard to believe, but he's telling the truth. 1498 01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:02,312 Do those "reach out and touch someone" commercials 1499 01:08:02,346 --> 01:08:04,481 make you cry? 1500 01:08:04,848 --> 01:08:05,615 No. 1501 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:09,819 Ha ha ha! 1502 01:08:13,290 --> 01:08:16,793 They run some emotional ones during the holidays. 1503 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:20,464 Now, we haven't produced a single shirt yet, 1504 01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:23,533 and already we've gotten hundreds of orders, 1505 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,235 just from word of mouth. 1506 01:08:25,269 --> 01:08:28,305 Hmm. It looks like Edison is doing a good job 1507 01:08:28,338 --> 01:08:30,607 of filling Armand's shoes. 1508 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,409 Looks like you're doing a good job 1509 01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:33,310 of filling your pants. 1510 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:36,646 Don't jerk me off, and meet me at the moon. 1511 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:40,284 Looks like you've got yourself another winner on your hands. 1512 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,352 Are you kidding me? That's nothing! 1513 01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:43,220 You think that was brilliant? 1514 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,821 I got plenty more where that came from! 1515 01:08:44,854 --> 01:08:47,591 If that little Einstein guy was alive, 1516 01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:50,327 he'd be taking notes from moi! 1517 01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:51,895 Ride it, baby! 1518 01:08:54,398 --> 01:08:56,366 Well, it's her royal hemorrhoidiness. 1519 01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,337 You little good-for-nothing jerkweed! 1520 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:02,672 Halitosis heads are out of here! 1521 01:09:02,706 --> 01:09:04,908 What's up? The rent's been paid. 1522 01:09:04,941 --> 01:09:05,542 Yeah. 1523 01:09:05,575 --> 01:09:07,377 Clown boy's check bounced! 1524 01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:12,582 I could have you pencil-necked lowlifes arrested for that. 1525 01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:15,752 I knew Edison was spending too much on this extravagance. 1526 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:18,555 I was going to tell him that myself. 1527 01:09:18,588 --> 01:09:19,323 Ms. K... 1528 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:21,891 I'm sure it was just a big mistake. 1529 01:09:21,925 --> 01:09:25,395 I know Edison could cut us another check. 1530 01:09:25,429 --> 01:09:26,296 Hey... 1531 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:28,232 Is that a new housecoat? 1532 01:09:28,265 --> 01:09:31,201 Oh! I want my money! 1533 01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:33,637 By the end of today... 1534 01:09:33,670 --> 01:09:34,538 In cash, 1535 01:09:34,571 --> 01:09:40,244 or your scum-sucking weasels get the boot! 1536 01:09:40,277 --> 01:09:41,445 Uh... 1537 01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,382 She was a little bit upset, I think. 1538 01:09:45,415 --> 01:09:46,983 Uhh. 1539 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,853 He said you need to make an appointment. 1540 01:09:49,886 --> 01:09:50,620 What? 1541 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,356 We don't have time for that, ma'am. 1542 01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:55,625 Bogus! Since when is he too busy for his friends? 1543 01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:57,561 It's very important that we talk to him now. 1544 01:09:57,594 --> 01:10:01,298 He gave specific instructions not to be disturbed. 1545 01:10:01,331 --> 01:10:02,999 Lady, listen... 1546 01:10:03,032 --> 01:10:05,769 Look, man, forget him. 1547 01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:07,404 Let's go. 1548 01:10:07,437 --> 01:10:08,905 Do you even know who I am? 1549 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,340 Chef Edison, famous inventor, 1550 01:10:10,374 --> 01:10:12,309 loved by millions... ring a bell? 1551 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,411 Good. Now we're getting somewhere. 1552 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,312 I don't care. 1553 01:10:15,345 --> 01:10:16,846 The ad says over 30 minutes and it's free. 1554 01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,249 And... it's been over 30 minutes. 1555 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:21,351 How hard is it to find? It's a white limo! 1556 01:10:21,385 --> 01:10:24,754 Wait up! I'd better get a good tip! 1557 01:10:24,788 --> 01:10:27,291 Hey, come back! 1558 01:10:27,324 --> 01:10:30,294 It is so hard to get good service these days. 1559 01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,430 Edison, I think we need to talk. 1560 01:10:33,463 --> 01:10:34,398 I really think you're letting 1561 01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:36,600 the success go to your head. 1562 01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,803 Our first fight. How romantic. 1563 01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:40,604 I'm serious. 1564 01:10:40,637 --> 01:10:42,606 You can't talk to people like that... 1565 01:10:43,907 --> 01:10:44,808 Shh! 1566 01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,310 Of the popular chef Edison line of TV dinners 1567 01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:47,911 is also now the target 1568 01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:50,980 of a $500 million-dollar class action suit. 1569 01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:53,450 Joining us live in the studio this morning 1570 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,385 is Mr. Anthony alosi. 1571 01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,420 Thank you, Mark. 1572 01:10:56,453 --> 01:10:57,687 With my very busy schedule, 1573 01:10:57,721 --> 01:11:00,557 I often have to catch my meals on the fly. 1574 01:11:00,590 --> 01:11:03,893 So I got used to eating the chef Edison TV dinners 1575 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:07,397 10, 12, even 15 times a week. 1576 01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:08,832 But what McMillan Industries 1577 01:11:08,865 --> 01:11:10,800 failed to warn the consumers about 1578 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:13,837 was that their little microwave-powered TV screen 1579 01:11:13,870 --> 01:11:17,641 emits 1,000 times more radiation 1580 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,776 than a normal TV. 1581 01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:20,977 That's not true! 1582 01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:22,579 I invented that thing myself! 1583 01:11:22,612 --> 01:11:24,848 I used to work as a lobbyist 1584 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:29,319 for the nuclear energy industry. 1585 01:11:29,353 --> 01:11:30,987 Well... 1586 01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,890 Who's gonna hire me now? 1587 01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:34,824 Huh? 1588 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,326 Lights! 1589 01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,328 I'm a walking night light! 1590 01:11:38,362 --> 01:11:39,696 My career is over! 1591 01:11:39,729 --> 01:11:41,598 Thanks, Edison! 1592 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,933 Holy jeepers! 1593 01:11:43,967 --> 01:11:47,937 It's dropped 18 points in the last hour! 1594 01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:48,972 It's free-falling! 1595 01:11:49,005 --> 01:11:51,375 What'll we do?! 1596 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,442 Well, ask Edison. 1597 01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:56,112 He's the one who rushed the product into production. 1598 01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:58,482 Yes, but this whole accident was just a fluke! 1599 01:11:58,515 --> 01:12:01,551 The man was glowing like a Jack o' lantern. 1600 01:12:01,585 --> 01:12:03,086 How do you explain that? 1601 01:12:03,119 --> 01:12:03,953 I don't know, 1602 01:12:03,987 --> 01:12:05,389 but I promise you it's gonna blow over. 1603 01:12:05,422 --> 01:12:07,524 Your ignorance is no longer charming. 1604 01:12:07,557 --> 01:12:08,625 Don't you get it? 1605 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,427 The public hasn't just lost confidence in the product. 1606 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:13,597 They've lost confidence in McMillan Industries. 1607 01:12:13,630 --> 01:12:17,434 And this entire incident could have been avoided, 1608 01:12:17,467 --> 01:12:19,736 had the product been properly tested, 1609 01:12:19,769 --> 01:12:21,938 as Ms. Stockwell initially suggested. 1610 01:12:21,971 --> 01:12:23,407 Isn't that right, Natalie? 1611 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:24,441 Yes, but... 1612 01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:27,377 and now, because of your irresponsible leadership, 1613 01:12:27,411 --> 01:12:28,311 the future of this company 1614 01:12:28,344 --> 01:12:32,148 and the jobs of thousands of working people 1615 01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:34,551 have been tragically jeopardized. 1616 01:12:34,584 --> 01:12:38,154 I think it's time to elect a new chairman, 1617 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,423 someone competent, 1618 01:12:39,456 --> 01:12:40,490 someone sane. 1619 01:12:40,524 --> 01:12:41,625 Bradford, you can't do this! 1620 01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:44,594 Can't I? Perhaps you've conveniently overlooked the fact 1621 01:12:44,628 --> 01:12:46,062 that my uncle's will clearly stipulates 1622 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:49,132 if the value of the stock drops below $20 a share, 1623 01:12:49,165 --> 01:12:50,199 you lose everything. 1624 01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:53,770 And it all gets turned over to... what was your word? 1625 01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:54,404 Moi. 1626 01:12:54,438 --> 01:12:56,440 And, unless I miss my guess, 1627 01:12:56,473 --> 01:13:01,411 moi is going to happen right about... 1628 01:13:01,445 --> 01:13:03,046 Now. 1629 01:13:11,555 --> 01:13:14,023 Oh! oh! Oh! oh! 1630 01:13:14,057 --> 01:13:17,627 Oh! oh! Oh! oh! 1631 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:27,471 Darn the luck. 1632 01:13:27,504 --> 01:13:30,674 I guess that means i'm the new chairman of the board. 1633 01:13:30,707 --> 01:13:31,608 You can't do this! 1634 01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:35,211 It's 3:00, Mr. Bradford, just like you said. 1635 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:36,112 Is it about the promotion? 1636 01:13:36,145 --> 01:13:39,683 Yes, Toby, you're now king of the idiots. 1637 01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:40,650 You're just in time to witness 1638 01:13:40,684 --> 01:13:44,120 my first order of business as the new chairman. 1639 01:13:44,153 --> 01:13:44,988 Edison, you're fired. 1640 01:13:45,021 --> 01:13:47,223 Pack up your infantile crap and get out! 1641 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,725 And if this menace to humanity 1642 01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,760 ever trespasses on company property again, 1643 01:13:50,794 --> 01:13:52,128 I want his sorry ass arrested! 1644 01:13:52,161 --> 01:13:54,598 Bradford, wh-what are you doing? 1645 01:13:54,631 --> 01:13:55,499 I thought we were friends! 1646 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:57,934 Welcome to the wonderful world of business. 1647 01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,736 And we were never friends. 1648 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:03,172 I did get you a going-away present. 1649 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:06,710 Funny thing... 1650 01:14:06,743 --> 01:14:07,977 Armand's board. 1651 01:14:08,011 --> 01:14:09,679 I took it apart completely, 1652 01:14:09,713 --> 01:14:13,783 but the answer wasn't in the board. 1653 01:14:14,851 --> 01:14:16,820 Now get this low-class trash out of my sight. 1654 01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:17,921 You've gotta believe me! 1655 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:20,490 This whole thing was a mistake! 1656 01:14:20,524 --> 01:14:22,091 I'm sorry! 1657 01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:24,794 Attention, all little people, 1658 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:26,930 this is Bradford "Big Daddy" McMillan, 1659 01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:29,265 the new chairman of the board. 1660 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,233 Luau Wednesday has been canceled. 1661 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:32,936 There's a new festival, unemployment Thursday, 1662 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:34,571 unless you follow these rules: 1663 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:37,206 All male employees with full heads of hair are fired. 1664 01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,576 Male employees who attempt to thin their hair 1665 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:42,512 may be rehired, but only if they're shorter than me. 1666 01:14:42,546 --> 01:14:44,180 More to follow. 1667 01:14:54,223 --> 01:14:55,759 No... 1668 01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,193 What happened? 1669 01:14:57,226 --> 01:14:59,195 No. I got evicted. 1670 01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:02,766 No. Tell me this isn't happening! 1671 01:15:02,799 --> 01:15:04,534 My surfboard. 1672 01:15:04,568 --> 01:15:05,201 Dinosaur. 1673 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:06,670 Yellow brick road. 1674 01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:09,238 Where did it all go? 1675 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:11,507 No! 1676 01:15:14,744 --> 01:15:17,614 Oh, what did I do? 1677 01:15:30,259 --> 01:15:31,928 God! 1678 01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:34,230 Uhh! 1679 01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,866 Check it out, man. 1680 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:39,202 Pathetic, ain't it? 1681 01:15:44,207 --> 01:15:46,109 Is he dead? 1682 01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:47,677 No! 1683 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,084 Hey, guys. 1684 01:15:55,118 --> 01:15:56,052 Top of the morning. 1685 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,755 Mr. I-can-buy-everything in-the-known-universe 1686 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:01,257 and-still-have-enough-left to-pay-the-rent. 1687 01:16:01,290 --> 01:16:04,093 Oh, and don't say we didn't try to warn you. 1688 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:04,961 I know. I know. 1689 01:16:04,994 --> 01:16:05,929 Look, I'm sorry about bouncing the check 1690 01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:09,298 and losing the beach house and all, all right? 1691 01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,167 Whew. 1692 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,035 Well... 1693 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,103 Guess we don't have no housework to do. 1694 01:16:14,137 --> 01:16:16,172 You want to wipe that bird crap off you 1695 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:19,242 and go get some breakfast or what? 1696 01:16:19,275 --> 01:16:21,845 You guys still aren't tweaked? 1697 01:16:21,878 --> 01:16:22,912 You can make it up to us 1698 01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:25,181 by figuring out a way to heat that lifeguard shack. 1699 01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:26,983 It was so cold in there last night, 1700 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:28,117 my nuts feel like snowballs. 1701 01:16:28,151 --> 01:16:31,087 I think my inventing days are over, guys. 1702 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:34,323 They've caused way too many problems already. 1703 01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:37,927 Hey! That was your idea book! 1704 01:16:37,961 --> 01:16:40,129 Yeah, I know. 1705 01:16:40,163 --> 01:16:41,030 Bradford... 1706 01:16:41,064 --> 01:16:43,266 Bradford, I wish you'd reconsider selling. 1707 01:16:43,299 --> 01:16:44,701 I wish you'd reconsider dating. 1708 01:16:44,734 --> 01:16:47,170 Think of the people you're putting out of work 1709 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:48,171 and their families. 1710 01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:50,039 Thank you, Joan of arc, but if I want sentiment, 1711 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:51,240 I'll get a hallmark card. 1712 01:16:51,274 --> 01:16:52,308 This is your uncle's company. 1713 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:54,944 Every generation has to make its Mark. 1714 01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,780 His was to build the company. 1715 01:16:56,813 --> 01:16:58,081 Mine is to... 1716 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,249 Destroy it. 1717 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:06,122 Man, I still don't get it. 1718 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:06,823 Hey, guys... 1719 01:17:06,856 --> 01:17:10,226 This just doesn't make sense. 1720 01:17:10,259 --> 01:17:12,428 Look at this guy! 1721 01:17:12,461 --> 01:17:15,899 I designed that TV dinner myself, I'm telling you. 1722 01:17:15,932 --> 01:17:17,667 There's not enough radiation there 1723 01:17:17,701 --> 01:17:20,003 to make someone look like a walking night light. 1724 01:17:20,036 --> 01:17:22,338 I used to have a night light. 1725 01:17:22,371 --> 01:17:25,341 I used to have a house. 1726 01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:27,711 Look, we believe you, my cosmic buddy, 1727 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,045 but what... how can you fight it? 1728 01:17:29,078 --> 01:17:32,916 Besides, in a half hour, it ain't your problem no more. 1729 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:34,383 The universe will handle it, man. 1730 01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:37,120 This being homeless thing is really bumming me out. 1731 01:17:37,153 --> 01:17:40,289 I gotta ride some tubes. 1732 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,224 You guys in? 1733 01:17:41,257 --> 01:17:42,225 Might as well. 1734 01:17:42,258 --> 01:17:44,127 Guess so. 1735 01:17:49,098 --> 01:17:50,433 Go ahead. 1736 01:17:50,466 --> 01:17:52,001 What's up? 1737 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,069 What's wrong? 1738 01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:55,371 Wait a minute. 1739 01:17:58,174 --> 01:18:01,377 Holy bat guana! I'm onto something! 1740 01:18:01,410 --> 01:18:01,945 What's up? 1741 01:18:01,978 --> 01:18:04,247 Man, what the hell? 1742 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,960 My glo-gunk formula's gone! 1743 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:19,262 I saw your diary. 1744 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:21,397 I think you're a natural. 1745 01:18:21,430 --> 01:18:24,901 Nice try, but it's me again. 1746 01:18:24,934 --> 01:18:27,236 I outrank her in these flashbacks. 1747 01:18:27,270 --> 01:18:28,237 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1748 01:18:28,271 --> 01:18:28,872 I saw your diary. 1749 01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:29,739 You know, the inventions. 1750 01:18:29,773 --> 01:18:33,877 The ketchup helper. The bug zapper hat. 1751 01:18:33,910 --> 01:18:35,945 Glo-gunk. 1752 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:37,881 They're great. 1753 01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:42,218 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1754 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:46,455 I've got it! 1755 01:18:46,489 --> 01:18:47,456 I got it! 1756 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,557 Got what? 1757 01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:51,227 We got to get to the company before Bradford sells it. 1758 01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:51,861 Let's go! 1759 01:18:51,895 --> 01:18:56,399 Good-bye, bullshirt. 1760 01:18:56,432 --> 01:18:59,402 So long, p.O.S. 1761 01:19:02,238 --> 01:19:03,206 Larry... 1762 01:19:03,239 --> 01:19:05,208 What are you doing? 1763 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,910 If he sees this... oh. 1764 01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:09,378 Mr. McMillan asked for all my work 1765 01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:11,014 to be delivered up here. 1766 01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:13,549 One more trip to R&D and... 1767 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,383 He'll have it all. 1768 01:19:14,417 --> 01:19:15,251 Larry, you're going to be in trouble. 1769 01:19:15,284 --> 01:19:19,388 Do you think I care about what he says? 1770 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,323 Oh! 1771 01:19:20,356 --> 01:19:21,190 Oh! Oh! 1772 01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:23,893 I didn't see you. I'm... I'm really sorry. 1773 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:25,694 That's all right. 1774 01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:27,030 I know you didn't mean it. 1775 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,365 Now, get out. You're fired. 1776 01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,268 Aren't we all laid off anyway? 1777 01:19:32,301 --> 01:19:33,102 Yes. 1778 01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:35,104 I just love saying it. 1779 01:19:35,138 --> 01:19:37,340 Get out! You're fired! 1780 01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:38,808 The old ways are best. 1781 01:19:38,842 --> 01:19:39,542 Mr. McMillan, 1782 01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:41,444 Ms. Kosik and the board members 1783 01:19:41,477 --> 01:19:43,012 are all here right now. 1784 01:19:43,046 --> 01:19:44,080 You realize what this means? 1785 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,049 The final victory. Here, hold this. 1786 01:19:46,082 --> 01:19:46,916 I've got to change shirts. 1787 01:19:46,950 --> 01:19:49,352 Tell them I'll be upstairs in 2 minutes. 1788 01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:49,986 And then... 1789 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:52,922 Get out! You're fired, too! 1790 01:19:52,956 --> 01:19:55,258 Crybaby. 1791 01:19:58,527 --> 01:20:00,596 Get out of the way! Coming through! 1792 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:02,031 Out of the way! 1793 01:20:02,065 --> 01:20:03,266 You in the red car, freeze! 1794 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:05,134 I've got you locked on target! 1795 01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:08,037 These crash test dummy masks were a great idea! 1796 01:20:08,071 --> 01:20:09,873 How did you know it would work, man? 1797 01:20:09,906 --> 01:20:11,440 Experience! 1798 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:18,848 Gentlemen, let's begin. 1799 01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:21,317 But it isn't noon yet. 1800 01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:26,923 For goodness sake... 1801 01:20:27,924 --> 01:20:28,958 It is now. 1802 01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:32,061 I'm the chairman. I can do that. 1803 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,363 I'm very happy to report 1804 01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:37,366 that, despite recent unpleasant circumstances, 1805 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,402 Ms. Kosik of Globe Co. 1806 01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:41,537 Wants to purchase McMillan. 1807 01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:44,941 We've all put too many years into this company 1808 01:20:44,974 --> 01:20:47,276 to let it go down without a fight. 1809 01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:49,412 Globe co. Doesn't build anything. 1810 01:20:49,445 --> 01:20:51,547 It just squeezes the profits 1811 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:53,516 out of any company it gets its grubby hands on 1812 01:20:53,549 --> 01:20:56,285 and then spits out the rest. 1813 01:20:56,319 --> 01:20:58,254 So what's your point? 1814 01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:00,189 The fact is, McMillan Industries 1815 01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,591 is worth more to me dismantled than operational. 1816 01:21:02,625 --> 01:21:06,162 The patent library, the land, and all the buildings 1817 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:07,630 are what I really want. 1818 01:21:07,663 --> 01:21:09,065 The rest is... 1819 01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:10,366 how shall I put it? 1820 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:11,400 Expendable. 1821 01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:13,402 You're talking about us, aren't you? 1822 01:21:13,436 --> 01:21:15,204 Well, I was going to take the high road, 1823 01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:16,105 but you had to say it. 1824 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:19,342 I'd like to take the high road to your ass 1825 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:20,676 with my shoe! 1826 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,146 Ooh. I might enjoy that. 1827 01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,213 Gentlemen... 1828 01:21:24,247 --> 01:21:25,181 Please! 1829 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:27,650 There are bound to be differences of opinion, 1830 01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:29,986 but that's why the board is a democracy. 1831 01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:33,556 Let's... put it to a vote, shall we? 1832 01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:34,290 Now... 1833 01:21:34,323 --> 01:21:37,160 All those in favor of the sale... 1834 01:21:37,193 --> 01:21:40,496 Which is to say, all those whose votes actually count 1835 01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:44,067 because they own 51% of the stock, say aye. Aye. 1836 01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,368 Congratulations, Ms. Kosik. 1837 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:47,403 You've just bought yourself a company. 1838 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:49,105 Thank you, Mr. McMillan. 1839 01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:50,606 I'm deeply grateful. 1840 01:21:50,639 --> 01:21:54,077 Well, I believe I just got a raise. 1841 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:57,280 1-Adam-12. 1-Adam-12. 1842 01:21:57,313 --> 01:22:00,249 Scottie, we need warp factor 10! 1843 01:22:07,756 --> 01:22:09,625 Oh, man! 1844 01:22:09,658 --> 01:22:12,361 We are screwed! 1845 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:13,296 Never fear. 1846 01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:14,964 Edison is here. 1847 01:22:17,333 --> 01:22:18,534 Now that's cool. 1848 01:22:18,567 --> 01:22:19,402 That's cool right there. 1849 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:21,337 I never thought I'd get to use that one. 1850 01:22:21,370 --> 01:22:25,174 Let's scope out the situation, boys. 1851 01:22:26,275 --> 01:22:28,244 There's our problem, right there. 1852 01:22:28,277 --> 01:22:31,380 Wait a second. Hold on a second. 1853 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:35,118 Wait a minute. Ha ha ha! 1854 01:22:35,151 --> 01:22:37,120 Buckle up, kids! 1855 01:22:37,153 --> 01:22:39,989 Yeah! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1856 01:22:40,023 --> 01:22:40,990 Ow! Ow! 1857 01:22:41,024 --> 01:22:42,625 Ooh! Ah! 1858 01:22:43,659 --> 01:22:46,629 All you have to do is sign here and here... 1859 01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:48,664 And here and here and here. 1860 01:22:48,697 --> 01:22:50,199 Here, here, here, here... 1861 01:22:50,233 --> 01:22:52,235 Then we just go to the back... 1862 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:53,669 just... give it to me. 1863 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:56,305 Absolutely correct. You know what to do. 1864 01:22:56,339 --> 01:22:57,573 Ahem. 1865 01:22:57,606 --> 01:22:59,275 All right, now... 1866 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,712 Ink might help. 1867 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,148 Does anyone have a pen 1868 01:23:05,181 --> 01:23:07,250 for Ms. Kosik that works? 1869 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:13,356 So that's the way it is, is it? 1870 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,158 Hello. 1871 01:23:15,191 --> 01:23:16,359 This is Bradford McMillan, 1872 01:23:16,392 --> 01:23:18,294 and I want a pen that... 1873 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:20,129 Bradford McMillan. 1874 01:23:20,163 --> 01:23:22,031 And I need a pen... 1875 01:23:22,065 --> 01:23:22,731 oh. 1876 01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:24,667 B-r-a-d... 1877 01:23:24,700 --> 01:23:26,369 I'm the chairman of the board, 1878 01:23:26,402 --> 01:23:28,737 and I need a pen that works! 1879 01:23:36,779 --> 01:23:38,581 Waa! Aah! 1880 01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,387 Oh. 1881 01:23:44,420 --> 01:23:45,788 Oh. Oh. 1882 01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:04,673 Good thing we got some paint left. 1883 01:24:04,707 --> 01:24:06,409 Well, now he's got a convertible. 1884 01:24:06,442 --> 01:24:08,577 Come on, Edison, let's go. 1885 01:24:08,611 --> 01:24:10,246 We got a minute left. 1886 01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,281 Move! Out of the way! 1887 01:24:12,315 --> 01:24:15,818 I guess it will all be over soon. 1888 01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,421 Edison! What are you doing here? 1889 01:24:18,454 --> 01:24:20,689 Going to save the company! 1890 01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:23,359 Come on, guys! 1891 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:27,363 If this one doesn't work, I'll kill you. 1892 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:28,331 All right, Ms. Kosik, 1893 01:24:28,364 --> 01:24:30,533 let's wrap this up, shall we? 1894 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:32,435 Hey, wait, wait, wait! 1895 01:24:32,468 --> 01:24:33,769 You again. 1896 01:24:33,802 --> 01:24:36,305 Get security up here! Immediately! 1897 01:24:36,339 --> 01:24:38,207 My chef Edison TV dinners 1898 01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,642 never did any harm to anyone. 1899 01:24:39,675 --> 01:24:41,210 Are you delusional as well as stupid? 1900 01:24:41,244 --> 01:24:43,779 You saw the news report just like the rest of us. 1901 01:24:43,812 --> 01:24:47,283 Oh, yeah. Well, maybe this will prove it to you all. 1902 01:24:47,316 --> 01:24:51,520 See? A little dab of my nontoxic glo-gunk 1903 01:24:51,554 --> 01:24:55,224 and anyone can claim they've been exposed to radiation. 1904 01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:58,627 If those TV dinners were releasing that much radiation, 1905 01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,530 that guy suing this company... That alosi fella... 1906 01:25:01,564 --> 01:25:02,865 He wouldn't be glowing. 1907 01:25:02,898 --> 01:25:06,569 He'd be a charcoal briquette! 1908 01:25:09,372 --> 01:25:11,274 Wonderful show. Bravo! 1909 01:25:11,307 --> 01:25:12,141 I laughed, I cried. 1910 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:14,443 Now get out. Haven't you done enough harm 1911 01:25:14,477 --> 01:25:15,844 to this company already? 1912 01:25:15,878 --> 01:25:18,247 Me? This whole toxic TV dinner thing 1913 01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:19,348 was a scam, wasn't it? 1914 01:25:19,382 --> 01:25:22,351 So you could get control of this company. 1915 01:25:22,385 --> 01:25:25,221 I bet you two planned this whole thing. 1916 01:25:25,254 --> 01:25:25,888 No... 1917 01:25:25,921 --> 01:25:27,423 But I wish I'd thought of it. 1918 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,458 It's a brilliant idea. 1919 01:25:29,492 --> 01:25:30,159 Really? 1920 01:25:30,193 --> 01:25:32,428 I mean, it's... it's ridiculous. 1921 01:25:32,461 --> 01:25:33,362 I'm innocent. 1922 01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:35,298 Poo! 1923 01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:38,434 Who cut the cheese? 1924 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:41,470 The bullshirt! 1925 01:25:41,670 --> 01:25:45,508 Bradford, something about your story stinks! 1926 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:48,811 Aha! See? He's lying! 1927 01:25:51,347 --> 01:25:53,282 All right now, pull over. 1928 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:55,451 No, um, that's not right. 1929 01:25:55,484 --> 01:25:56,685 Get them out of here! 1930 01:25:56,719 --> 01:25:59,288 H-hold on a minute! 1931 01:25:59,322 --> 01:26:00,856 Continue, Edison. 1932 01:26:00,889 --> 01:26:01,924 Thank you, sir. 1933 01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:03,459 Riddle me this, Bradford: 1934 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,328 Have you ever stolen, I don't know, 1935 01:26:05,361 --> 01:26:07,230 say, office supplies? 1936 01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:07,830 No. 1937 01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,335 There it is again. 1938 01:26:12,368 --> 01:26:14,570 You stole my formula for glo-gunk, didn't you? 1939 01:26:14,603 --> 01:26:16,239 Glo-gunk? I've never even heard of it. 1940 01:26:16,272 --> 01:26:19,342 And the guy that's glowing is some phony you hired, 1941 01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:20,409 isn't it? Come on! 1942 01:26:20,443 --> 01:26:23,679 No, I wouldn't... I never hired anybody. 1943 01:26:25,248 --> 01:26:27,550 Just because you didn't get some silly inheritance. 1944 01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,685 You mean to tell me that you'd sell out your uncle 1945 01:26:29,718 --> 01:26:32,421 and everyone that works for this company? 1946 01:26:32,455 --> 01:26:33,289 He's lying! 1947 01:26:33,322 --> 01:26:34,457 Can't you see that? 1948 01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:36,359 He's the one who's lying! 1949 01:26:38,661 --> 01:26:41,330 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 1950 01:26:41,364 --> 01:26:43,232 I rest my case. 1951 01:26:43,266 --> 01:26:44,833 Oh, yeah. I'm convinced. 1952 01:26:44,867 --> 01:26:48,471 Would you please go back to sleep? 1953 01:26:48,504 --> 01:26:49,938 Bradford... 1954 01:26:49,972 --> 01:26:50,839 On behalf of myself 1955 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:53,409 and the rest of the members of the board, 1956 01:26:53,442 --> 01:26:57,380 it gives me great pleasure to inform you 1957 01:26:57,413 --> 01:26:59,548 that you are fired! 1958 01:26:59,582 --> 01:27:01,317 You can't fire me, Freemont. 1959 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:02,885 But I can fire you. 1960 01:27:02,918 --> 01:27:04,420 I still own 51% of the stock. 1961 01:27:04,453 --> 01:27:07,256 Uh, not when the securities and exchange commission 1962 01:27:07,290 --> 01:27:08,391 hears about your little hoax. 1963 01:27:08,424 --> 01:27:09,692 You'll be lucky if you end up 1964 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:11,427 with only 10 to 20 behind bars. 1965 01:27:12,495 --> 01:27:14,297 With what evidence? 1966 01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:17,466 Well, I would be happy to testify. 1967 01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:19,835 Good, because I'm gonna... 1968 01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:20,703 what?! 1969 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,371 For a percentage of the gross, of course. 1970 01:27:22,405 --> 01:27:25,408 That bullshirt of yours is worth millions. 1971 01:27:25,441 --> 01:27:27,943 I'd be happy to help you put Bradford away... 1972 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,445 For a piece of the action. 1973 01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:30,313 Kosik... 1974 01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:33,616 You got a deal. 1975 01:27:34,517 --> 01:27:35,418 Call me... 1976 01:27:35,451 --> 01:27:36,852 For the depo. 1977 01:27:36,885 --> 01:27:37,553 But... 1978 01:27:37,586 --> 01:27:40,323 It was Kosik's idea all along. 1979 01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:42,391 I'm just the patsy. 1980 01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:46,362 Ah! 1981 01:27:46,395 --> 01:27:49,698 Oh, shut up, Bradford. 1982 01:27:49,732 --> 01:27:50,766 Security... 1983 01:27:50,799 --> 01:27:52,368 Remove him. 1984 01:27:52,401 --> 01:27:54,670 Get that turd out of here. 1985 01:27:54,703 --> 01:27:56,305 With pleasure. 1986 01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,474 Hold on! 1987 01:27:58,507 --> 01:28:00,376 I'm sorry. 1988 01:28:02,378 --> 01:28:03,245 Wait! 1989 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:05,681 Nothing like this will ever happen again. 1990 01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:10,453 Hold it! Do you have any...? 1991 01:28:10,486 --> 01:28:12,388 Get him! 1992 01:28:13,822 --> 01:28:16,359 Aaarrghh! 1993 01:28:16,792 --> 01:28:18,026 Ha-ha ha-ha! 1994 01:28:18,060 --> 01:28:19,662 Ha ha ha... aah! 1995 01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:21,330 Aah! 1996 01:28:25,067 --> 01:28:27,836 I'll take this car, then. 1997 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:28,871 He's getting away! 1998 01:28:28,904 --> 01:28:31,106 I wouldn't be too sure of that. 1999 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:33,642 How do I...? 2000 01:28:33,676 --> 01:28:34,710 Aaarrghh! 2001 01:28:34,743 --> 01:28:37,446 You shouldn't have done that. 2002 01:28:37,480 --> 01:28:38,914 You're in trouble now! 2003 01:28:38,947 --> 01:28:41,350 Hee hee hee hee hee hee! 2004 01:28:41,384 --> 01:28:43,386 Oh, is that so? 2005 01:28:46,755 --> 01:28:48,824 Didn't feel a thing. 2006 01:28:48,857 --> 01:28:51,494 Ugh. 2007 01:28:54,630 --> 01:28:55,964 I call it the club foot, 2008 01:28:55,998 --> 01:28:57,433 because crime doesn't pay. 2009 01:28:57,466 --> 01:29:00,503 It just hurts like a bitch. 2010 01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:01,136 Nice work. 2011 01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:02,037 Thanks. 2012 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:05,508 Very nice work, Mr. Chairman of the board. 2013 01:29:05,541 --> 01:29:06,409 Chairman? 2014 01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:08,777 You guys still want me to run the company? 2015 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,446 We'd all like that, Edison. 2016 01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:11,947 I appreciate your confidence in me, guys, 2017 01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:14,417 but I just want to go back to being Edison. 2018 01:29:14,450 --> 01:29:16,519 That's a job that I'm good at. 2019 01:29:16,552 --> 01:29:19,855 Then who's going to run the company? 2020 01:29:19,888 --> 01:29:21,790 Hmm... 2021 01:29:21,824 --> 01:29:22,658 Let's see, 2022 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:24,393 how about Natalie? 2023 01:29:24,427 --> 01:29:25,327 Me? 2024 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,596 Sure. I can't think of anyone more qualified. 2025 01:29:27,630 --> 01:29:29,732 All in favor, say aye. 2026 01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:31,834 Aye! aye! Aye! aye! 2027 01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:33,201 Thank you. 2028 01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:36,639 I... i... i don't know what to say. 2029 01:29:36,672 --> 01:29:38,006 What about you? 2030 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,542 What are you going to do? 2031 01:29:39,575 --> 01:29:40,743 Oh, me? I don't know. 2032 01:29:40,776 --> 01:29:41,510 Maybe if you offered me 2033 01:29:41,544 --> 01:29:42,811 something down in R&D with Larry, 2034 01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,680 I don't know, inventing stuff, uh... 2035 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:46,148 I wouldn't say no. 2036 01:29:46,181 --> 01:29:46,915 Well... 2037 01:29:46,949 --> 01:29:49,852 Obviously I'd have to see a résumé. 2038 01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,455 I mean, do you have any qualifications? 2039 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:54,857 Excuse me, fellas. 2040 01:29:57,092 --> 01:29:59,728 Ooh! Ooh! 2041 01:30:00,463 --> 01:30:01,697 Will that do? 2042 01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:02,865 That's not bad. 2043 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,701 Do you have any special skills? 2044 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,970 Special skills. 2045 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:13,509 What about the no fraternization clause? 2046 01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,445 That's beautiful, man! 2047 01:30:16,479 --> 01:30:19,448 Why does she need cpr? 2048 01:30:25,220 --> 01:30:26,154 He's vertical! 2049 01:30:26,188 --> 01:30:27,923 All right, Edison! 2050 01:30:27,956 --> 01:30:29,458 Ok! 2051 01:30:30,559 --> 01:30:32,461 Natalie, Ty, Zak, look! 2052 01:30:32,495 --> 01:30:34,830 Look out for the rocks! 2053 01:30:36,799 --> 01:30:39,234 Oh, not again! 2054 01:30:40,903 --> 01:30:43,606 Aah! Aah! 2055 01:30:43,639 --> 01:30:45,508 Oh! Ah! 2056 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:46,842 Edison? 2057 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,177 Edison, can you hear me? 2058 01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:50,045 Are you all right? 2059 01:30:50,078 --> 01:30:50,913 You all right, buddy? 2060 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,181 How many fingers I got up? Can you count? 2061 01:30:53,215 --> 01:30:54,917 That was so cool! 2062 01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,253 Step aside! 2063 01:30:58,286 --> 01:31:00,656 Out of my way, you half-wits! 2064 01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:02,157 Ugh! Look at you, 2065 01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:04,993 you sorry excuse for a mammal. 2066 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:06,228 Is... is he going to be ok? 2067 01:31:06,261 --> 01:31:09,898 Don't worry. I'm an expert at cpr. 2068 01:31:09,932 --> 01:31:11,700 Uhhhh... 2069 01:31:11,734 --> 01:31:13,502 Oh, yuck! 2070 01:31:13,536 --> 01:31:14,703 No... no... 2071 01:31:14,737 --> 01:31:19,174 Nooooo! 2072 01:31:31,987 --> 01:31:36,158 ♪ Well, I'm going out west where I belong ♪ 2073 01:31:36,191 --> 01:31:40,896 ♪ Where the days are short and the nights are long ♪ 2074 01:31:41,096 --> 01:31:43,265 ♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪ 2075 01:31:43,298 --> 01:31:46,068 ♪ I twist, and they twist ♪ 2076 01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:48,203 ♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪ 2077 01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:50,873 ♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪ 2078 01:31:50,906 --> 01:31:52,875 ♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪ 2079 01:31:52,908 --> 01:31:55,010 ♪ In the warm California sun ♪ 2080 01:31:55,043 --> 01:31:59,181 ♪ We're going out west, out on the coast ♪ 2081 01:31:59,214 --> 01:32:03,952 ♪ Where the California girls are really the most ♪ 2082 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:05,954 ♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪ 2083 01:32:05,988 --> 01:32:08,724 ♪ I twist, and they twist ♪ 2084 01:32:08,757 --> 01:32:11,193 ♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪ 2085 01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,195 ♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪ 2086 01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:15,330 ♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪ 2087 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:19,167 ♪ In the warm California sun ♪ 2088 01:32:36,619 --> 01:32:40,288 ♪ The girls are frisky in old frisco ♪ 2089 01:32:41,089 --> 01:32:44,326 ♪ A pretty little chick wherever you go ♪ 2090 01:32:44,359 --> 01:32:45,327 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 2091 01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:47,630 ♪ And I walk, and they walk ♪ 2092 01:32:47,663 --> 01:32:49,898 ♪ I twist, and they twist ♪ 2093 01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:52,200 ♪ I shimmy, and they shimmy ♪ 2094 01:32:52,234 --> 01:32:54,703 ♪ I fly, and they fly, yeah ♪ 2095 01:32:54,737 --> 01:32:56,872 ♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪ 2096 01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:59,207 ♪ In the warm California sun ♪ 2097 01:32:59,241 --> 01:33:01,276 ♪ We're out there havin' fun ♪ 2098 01:33:01,309 --> 01:33:04,947 ♪ Yeah, in the warm California sun ♪ 2099 01:35:03,098 --> 01:35:04,032 ♪ Let's luau 141729