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Someday you're gonna be lonely.

Someday you're gonna be blue.

And that's when you'll crave the kind of love I gave.

When you recall one heart that was true Then you come home

You

said

this was in the hot tub, right?

He says it does.

He says this place is awesome.

Yeah, better be.

Or what?

I'm just saying, most bachelorettes are partying in Vegas, not driving eight

hours to the heart of buttfuck nowhere.

If it had to be the desert, could we have done, like, Palm Springs or

God, this guy better have a big dick. Okay, his dick is just fine, thank you.

Proof is in the pic.

Hey!

Let's go!

I can't pee.

She can't pee!

She can't pee.

So?

How do you really feel about him?

Who? This is her fiancé!

I think he's missing a tooth.

Whatever. If June's happy, I'm happy.

Yeah, right.

When would you want to do it so fast?

I don't know. When you know, you know.

I'm looking for a man.

Like, manly man.

Maybe he's this big, sexy, hunting, dirty type

thing. And, I don't know, I just want to smell him all the time. I just want to

stick my nose and... That is gross. You want to smell him all the time? Like,

ugh, smell him? He smells good.

Ew. Seriously, do you have any pictures? No, he doesn't like getting his picture

taken. What?

Who the fuck doesn't like getting their picture taken?

I'm calling it. This dude's weird.

Not everybody's obsessed with themselves, Carmen.

Not everybody's obsessed with themselves.

I don't know. I think it's kind of refreshing.

You know?

Every other guy I've dated has been so... I don't know.

Borderline gay?

Socials, even? No, he hates that shit. He says it conflicts with the natural

order of humanity or something.

The what? What?

Okay, here they come.

Come on, Liz.

Sorry.

Stage fright.

Liz kept staring at me. I wasn't staring at you. Okay, Betty, will you please

explain to these idiots that things just feel different when you're about to get

married? Yeah, it feels different, all right. I mean, 60 years in, and all I

know is I am so excited to be away from my kids.

They're maniacs. I mean, I love them, but I kind of fucking hate them, too.

What's their diet like?

Okay, um, GPS says 28 minutes out.

Okay. Woo!

No, that's too late!

Oh, too late.

Okay, okay.

Cheers to June and her stupid, smelly ass. No pictures, please.

Secret marriage.

Woo!

I've seen this movie before.

It ends bad.

Oh, what a shithole.

Hope the inside's better than the outside.

We are definitely getting murdered here.

Yay. Come on, guys.

It's perfect.

Hold my hand.

Let's go.

All right, Liz.

Leap over.

Oh, my God, June.

What is that smell?

Probably David.

Now I understand the attraction.

So sexy.

Fine. It probably just needs to air out.

Maybe they have scented candles somewhere.

Hello there.

What's your name?

Really cute.

It's like a great place to raise a family.

So safe.

It's great.

We're lucky that David gave us this.

Just needs a woman's touch.

Yeah, only if the woman is holding the lighter.

I'm kidding.

Look, this is going to be fun, okay?

Get the bags out of the car and get some dinner. You're hungry, right?

It's going to be great.

You guys

want to check out this hot tub?

Come on, butthead.

Ta -da!

I think he's kind of cute.

This is funny.

You think this is funny? I don't put him in there.

Oh, fuck.

Who the fuck would do something like that? This is like, ugh.

I'm sorry, guys. Maybe we can drain it or something.

Drain it? Do you have any idea how much bacteria is in there?

No, whatever.

One more reason for you guys to hate me.

Whatever.

I don't know about you guys, but this made me fucking hungry.

Party creeper.

I'm good.

No, Lizzie, you're drinking.

Okay, there's a goat head in the hot tub. This place blows like cow shit and

everybody hates me and I'm getting married.

Fucking drinking. We're all drinking. Yes, take a drink. Go set it down. Take

drink.

Come on. Yes!

Yes, the nerd is fucking drinking.

Now it's a party.

Okay. Cheers.

To my little sister.

I'm so excited for you. And it's a beautiful journey you're about to take.

it goes better for you. that it did for me.

Cheers, Peter!

Cheers!

Dude,

Sadie was married?

I might be the youngest divorcee there ever was.

I married Satan himself, so that was fun.

Great divorce settlement, though.

How fast looks me, Jane?

Nothing.

I bet you I'm nicely.

I didn't need his money, thank you.

You took it, though.

Alright, alright, alright, that's enough, lady.

Let's really love this weekend and good times.

Good times. Right. Good vibes.

We need a game?

Yes. Yes.

Okay. Yes.

Let's play.

Who knows June best?

Oh, that's not fair. You're obviously going to win.

Okay, fuck it. Let's do it. So, we're all going to take turns asking June a

question.

June's going to be the judge.

If you answer wrong, we'll take a drink.

If you don't know the answer...

Two drinks, if you get it wrong. Okay. Okay, I'm going to go first.

Okay.

When did June lose her virginity?

Fourteen. Fourteen.

That's really young.

Girl.

I have a question.

What is June's favorite movie?

Ooh, Sharknado. Okay, you're just trying to drink.

Spice Girls.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Really?

Not my choice.

Only because it's like over here and make me watch it over and over and over.

You should make me be 45.

45 socks.

This is really great, guys.

It's exactly what I wanted.

Five bitches alone in the desert is exactly what you wanted.

Yeah, it actually is.

Hey,

you fucking zombie.

Why don't you go upstairs and join Grandma Betty in bed?

Go to night -night.

You know what, June? I have to be honest.

Because I don't really think anyone else in this fucking situation is going to

fucking say it or anything else pertaining to what we're all thinking.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, what are you talking about?

I just don't get this.

Like, any of this. Like, why aren't you inviting anyone to your wedding?

You used to talk about your big dream wedding all the time when we were kids.

This isn't it.

Well, I'm not a kid anymore.

Okay, then why aren't you inviting anyone to meet this guy who you're

in such a fucking hurry?

Do you even know who I am anymore?

Okay, wow.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, I don't know. We hardly see each other. We don't even hang out anymore.

Well, maybe it's because I don't want to be in this new fucking circle of

whatever the fuck this fucking thing is.

Okay, what the fuck did I do? What the fuck didn't you do, Carmen?

Bitch, you did. Oh, my God. Did you call me a bitch? Okay, this is fucking

crazy. You're fucking drunk, Liz.

Okay, guys, come on. Come on. Seriously.

You are drunk.

Okay, and look, I have a bunch of fun shit planned tomorrow. Can we just all

along and not ruin the trip before it even happens?

And of course you're trying to ruin this.

Anytime something isn't about you.

Go to bed.

You okay?

She is pissing me off.

I should have invited her.

I'm barely even friends with her anymore.

Stop it. Yes, you are.

Why did you say that?

You agree with her.

About what?

My wedding.

I know you don't approve.

You're not fooling anyone around here with your overly supportive, everything

great bullshit.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

All I've done.

I support you. Don't turn this around on me, okay?

You just said no to everything.

The nice hotel. The beach vacation.

The fucking spa thing. I mean... Fucking look around you.

Look where we are.

And there it is.

You know what?

Why don't you all just leave?

I don't want any of that shit, Sadie.

I don't care about it.

I know you don't like him.

And I know that you're afraid that I'm going to make the same fucking mistake

that you did.

Not everybody cares about money and fucking status.

I think it's gross.

All you care about is your new car and your stupid fucking job and what

everybody thinks about you.

Guess what?

I don't want to end up alone like you.

And David actually wants to be with me forever.

Wow.

I just know what you really think about me.

The truth hurts.

Jesus Christ, what happened to you? Nothing.

I am happy.

For the first time, I'm happy. This is what happiness looks like.

It really doesn't suit you.

I'm going to bed.

No wonder mom left.

Fuck you, June.

Are you okay?

coffee? Over there.

You want some?

Just pour it on my head.

Tempting.

I'm sorry, Judy.

I'm sorry, too.

I'm sorry, Sadie.

It's okay.

You know what? It's a new day. Clean slate. Let's just have fun the rest of

trip.

And I'm hiding the tequila from you.

I don't even like it.

Aww,

we all love each other again. Aww.

Ooh, somebody needs to brush their teeth.

Oh, God.

Alright,

you idiots ready to take my yoga cup?

Or what?

Breathe in.

And breathe out.

Nice corpse pose, Liz.

Hey, Betty.

Um, there is a fresh pile of shit right here. So I'm just going to head on

inside. But thank you so much for that. It was really great.

This was really fun.

Wait for me, please.

Do you think there'd be God here?

How you holding up?

Good.

Live.

I mean, this is crazy, right?

Yeah.

It is, but what can I do? I mean... I mean, she can't really be marrying a

hillbilly, right?

Seems like she's gonna. We gotta get good with it.

Fuck!

I know.

Hey, you remember her 12th birthday party?

We made her that creepy, weird worm cake?

It was like red in the middle. It's a caterpillar.

No.

Yes, it was.

It was a worm, I thought.

It was not, no.

Now she's marrying some guy with no teeth.

He has some teeth.

Yeah.

That cake was fucking epic.

She had that meltdown.

Oh, my God.

Honestly, I just thought she was.

Yeah, me too.

I don't know. Maybe we can change her mind?

If not, we can always kill him.

And namaste. Yeah.

2003.

Chateau Lafitte.

The mirror.

Cool.

No. Not cool.

This is as close to perfection as all the great Lafitte's in the last three

decades. I don't even want to tell you what it cost.

You will.

Only because I want everyone here to know exactly what they're about to

experience.

Okay, how much?

$2 ,400.

Oh, shit. Oh, my goodness.

Fill her up.

No. Two ounces to start.

And a toast.

June, I think I can speak for everyone here when I say we're all so happy for

you.

You say you found your soulmate, and I found my soulmate on the day you were

born.

You're a gift to my heart and a friend of my spirit.

You're my sister, and with that come so many things, but mostly it just

comes with the lifetime of love.

So here's to June and David.

Together may they build a life of love, happiness, and peace.

June and David.

Okay, I'll get it. The hot one never dies first.

Go away.

Are you expecting someone?

You better be cute.

Someone knocked on the door.

We're all going to die.

June. What the fuck?

Yeah, what the fuck is right?

Hi, everybody.

This is Davey.

Davey, this is Carmen, Liz, Betty.

And you remember my sister, Sadie.

Sorry, ladies.

Did we scare y 'all?

Yeah, you did.

What do you mean, we?

Hey,

everybody. These are my boys, Bobby and Mikey.

And that's Puffy. Don't go mind Puffy. He don't speak much.

We brought drink.

Oh, yeah.

Lovely. I'll take one.

Uh, so, babe, um, Sadie was just making us a sweet toast, babe.

We have enough for them, right?

Oh, me too.

Yes, I'll always drink to us, baby.

Hey, there's something.

Puffy, throw me a beer.

Bedroom now.

Okay, ow.

Somebody's in trouble.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you, but I was afraid that you would say no. Say no

to what?

Poor drunken idiot's pounding down the door in the middle of the night staring

the shit out of us. Come on.

Sadie, that's not cool.

They're not staying.

David wanted to come by and meet everybody.

Him and his buddies are leaving later tonight.

They said they were close by.

And I said it was cool if they could stop in.

I should have told you. I'm sorry.

And he was actually worried that you'd be mad.

Yeah, he was right. Come on, Sadie.

All you guys ever talk about is how you know nothing about David. Nobody knows

his life, his friends. Well, here is a perfect opportunity for you to get to

know him. And maybe...

Even like him.

It's fine.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I wish I knew.

Chateau Lafite Lemur.

2003. That was a good year.

You want some?

No.

Okay.

One time I saw a raccoon trying to fuck a turtle.

I swear to God, that turtle was trying to get away. It couldn't do it, man. Too

slow.

Hey, Princess Buttercup.

Yeah? Check this out.

Wow, sexy.

What did you say?

What happened?

Don't ask.

Why? Yeah, I want to know.

He lost it in a bet.

I'm sorry, how do you lose a year in a bet?

Well, Betty Boop, if you must know, it was more of a game of chance than a bet.

More game of stupidity.

Anyways,

I was right outside Elkin in this shitty little bar.

Drunk as hell.

And then walks this dude.

He was older, dressed kind of fancy. He had some kind of an accent.

French or Mexican or something.

Oh, yeah, that's very...

Culturally, somewhat.

What?

How did I both know?

I only speak American.

Anyway, the dude that's down right next to me and asked for a light, so I pull

out my lighter.

The lighter my grandpops gave me right before he died.

A beautiful antique Ronson.

Silver. Come on, man. Get to the goddamn point.

Yeah, the part where your ear falls off.

Fuck y 'all.

Anyways.

This dude takes a shot into my lighter and asks me how reliable it is.

I tell him it's reliable as fuck.

Because it's fucking American made.

So he laughs and takes out this crazy ass fucking knife and puts it on the

He tells me it's from the Middle East or something worth thousands. I could tell

he was telling the truth because it had all these jihad symbols and shit carved

in it.

He then says, if my American lighter can light ten times in a row without fail,

I get to keep the knife.

If not...

He cuts off my ear with a knife and also gets to keep the lighter.

Let me guess what happened.

Well, you know what fucking happened.

Piece of shit lighter only made it to three and flamed out.

So instead of just walking away, this jackass list of motherfuckers saw his

off clean.

Hey, I may be a jackass, but I'm also a man of my word.

So, uh, why are you guys here?

We're here to see you, baby. Fucking Casanova. Do not listen to a word he

He's more full of shit than a 10 -pound robin. Fuck you. Settle the fuck down.

Hey, Troopy Toto.

I just want to meet y 'all.

Hey, Junie talks about yous all the time.

Hey,

I know we could be a little crude and rough around the edges.

But I guarantee there ain't nobody that'll take better care of this little

than me.

Wait a second. I thought you were missing a tooth.

What?

Sadie said that he was.

What did she say there?

Well, it grew back.

You smell good.

Like a strawberry.

Thanks, creep.

Am I?

Am I a creep?

I ain't good, Marky. I was on the prize.

Oh, make no mistake. I am the prize.

I just can't have my guys getting all distracted by the snatch.

Especially since we haven't secured a perimeter for y 'all.

The what?

The perimeter.

You see, on this property and I, sometimes we get a few uninvited guests.

Imagine that.

Big cats come down from the hills looking for trouble.

Bobcats.

Mountain lions, even.

A real menace.

Means fuck, too.

And since you ladies are here all alone, we figured it's the least we could do.

Thanks, babe.

Wait, you're gonna kill them?

I know, dear. I figured we'd just ask them politely to leave.

Of course we're gonna kill them.

That's inhumane.

What, you one of them vegans?

No, I'm a pescetarian. What the fuck is that? It means she don't eat meat, but

it's okay with pussy.

Is that right for us?

Oh, come on, Liz.

Come on.

Oh, you shitty folks, you ain't never gonna understand with all your money and

your fancy, sophisticated living, you ain't never gonna compare to the purity

the kill.

By the sanctity of the blood.

Don't you ever feel bad?

You know, for killing an innocent creature?

No one is innocent, you dumb bitch.

Hey!

No.

Sorry. Do I feel bad?

John 524.

Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my words and believes him who sent

has eternal life.

He will not come into judgment, but will pass from death to life.

Can I come with you guys?

Carmen, no.

Well, your sister thinks she's the boss of everybody.

That's not to me.

What I said.

Oh, I'm serious. I think it sounds kind of fun.

The sanctity of the kill and all.

It's my bachelorette party, Carmen.

I know, but you guys are just going to go to bed, and I want to keep drinking.

This woman around here knows how to have a good time.

We'll have her back before sunup. You'll have to have me back before sunup.

I don't know. I don't think it's safe out there for her.

Ain't no safer place she can be than with us.

And don't worry, I'll make sure these shit -ass behave.

Go on.

Let your girl have some fun.

Yeah.

I'll let you hold my gun.

Promise.

No. No guns, Carmen.

Oh, my God.

My balls.

Please.

If you really want to.

Okay. Promise you won't be mad?

Just be safe, okay? Of course.

I brought Magnum.

Wow, really didn't see that one coming.

This is so fucking stupid.

Be careful, okay?

Always. Carmen doesn't always make the best decisions.

Okay, that is so rude.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

Okay, I'll be back in a couple hours. Don't be a stress case, June.

Eat my pussy, Liz!

That girl is fucking...

Oh my god, that's a dead snake.

Wow.

So dusty.

My nose is like super dry.

This is so fun.

Why are we stopping?

We're here.

Oh, really? I thought we were going to go further.

You want to keep driving?

This is exciting.

Now.

All this land, all that darkness, as far as the eye can see, belongs to my

family.

It's been passed through the generations.

What feels like an eternity.

It's pretty chill.

We'll hang here for a bit. Then we'll go north and see if we can't find a few

cats.

That's when the killing starts?

There's when the killing starts.

There you go, big boss.

What's that for?

You need a big mic to warm you up?

No, I'm good.

I see you're cold.

Wait, what? How did you know that was there?

It's a tradition.

Legend goes, a month before a wedding, bury a bottle of bourbon in the dirt,

upside down.

It's a ward off any rain or bad luck on the wedding day.

Oh.

Yeah. Well, that's just the modern day belief.

The truth is, the practice goes back centuries.

When the bottle is buried underground in very specific ceremonial circumstances

this one was, it will guarantee you will have a long and happy life

together for eternity.

You're such a softie. Who knew?

Bury the bourbon!

Bury the bride!

Bury the bourbon! Bury the bride!

I thought you were supposed to wait until the wedding night.

What can I say?

I'm thirsty.

Oh, that tastes like ass.

I don't know what kind of ass you've been eating, little lady, but there's

nothing short of 100 % liquid gold.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... There are no no apologies necessary.

This is our own special blend.

It's an acquired taste.

I'm sure you will learn to love it.

Yeah.

Puppy.

Leave some for the rest of us, you fucking mute.

You know, you're fucking cool.

A cool fucking chick.

I know.

How about some music, guys?

Hey, Bobby.

You heard the lady. How about some music?

We'll be right back.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

I got you, girl, now.

I'll tear your heart out.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Damn, girl.

You got a phone?

Duh, who doesn't?

I don't.

Well, how are you going to call me then?

Wait.

You want me to call you?

Maybe.

Take that phone out.

Davey!

Get over here and take a picture of me and my girl.

Make sure I look cute. Come here.

That's right.

Okay, let me see.

Hey, what are you doing up?

You worried about her?

I just, I couldn't sleep.

Yeah, me neither.

She'll be back soon though, right?

Go. Go.

Okay.

Hey. Hey, you.

Did you guys have fun?

Where's Carmen?

I don't know.

Okay, I don't know.

What's going on? She's a big girl.

Okay, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Who are you talking to?

David.

Jesus Christ, could you guys be any louder?

They came back without Carmen. They said they don't know where she is.

Oh my God, I knew this was a bad idea. I said from the beginning that this was a

bad idea. We all quit your fucking chatter.

Okay, what?

You just left her out there?

You're just fucking with us, right?

It's okay, guys. They're just fucking with us.

Is that fucking blood?

We got a cat.

And a big yellow motherfucker.

Okay.

Somebody better start fucking talking, or there's going to be a serious fucking

problem.

You're a foxy little mouth.

You think this is fucking funny?

Seriously, what is going on?

Oh, just calm the fuck down.

Booty short's got a little too drunk for the drive back, so we left her there to

cuddle up with Pup.

Okay. Take me to her.

Now.

June, your friend needs to watch herself.

Yeah, well, that isn't cool, David.

Fine.

Now. I'll take it.

Should we all go?

I think we should stay.

It's fine.

Hey, she's fine.

She's fine.

Of course she's fine.

I'll go drag her drunk ass back here with little Lizzie Borden here. And, you

know, we'll have some pancakes.

Yeah. Sorry to scare you ladies.

She likes to party.

Yeah, that's for damn sure.

My dick's as raw as a baboon's ass.

Something happened to her. I swear to fucking God.

In what fucking universe did you think it would be okay to leave her alone in

the fucking dark with Puppy?

Puppy?

You should be fine.

How are you so fucking calm?

This is your friend.

Okay, Liz doesn't even fucking - I fucking like Carmen and she's more

than you. Hey Sadie, yeah, let's make it about me and my shortcomings as a

fucking human being.

Let's remind everybody how awful I am.

Come on.

What, you think this is fucking funny? You stupid fucking redneck. Oh my

God. Oh, and just for the record, I am officially voting no on this marriage to

June.

Fuck.

Hello?

Hello?

David fucking just killed Liz in the truck. What do you mean? They're just

driving up right there. Everything's okay.

He killed her.

Stacey, stop it.

Jude, I'm not fucking kidding, okay? There was blood everywhere. He fucking

killed her in the fucking truck. Stacey, stop.

I fucking saw it with my own eyes, and Liz was yelling at him, and then there

was this light all over the windshield, and she's dead. I'm telling you, she's

fucking dead.

Are you sure?

I'm fucking sure.

Let's get June. Where's June?

She's over at the home, Jenny. She's over at the home.

June. June. We're in here, ladies.

What?

What is this?

She's not feeling well.

You killed her.

Jesus. Why is everybody so uptight around me?

Nice of you to join us.

I assume you're finished with the play thing.

Don't you fucking touch me!

June, sit down!

Sit down.

Okay. So, June, baby.

Light of my life.

I know this might be a little embarrassing for you.

Don't happen to admit your friends were right about me.

I'm not a nice guy.

I'm not exactly what I said I was.

I don't understand any of this.

Oh, tell her the other thing.

You want me to tell her?

Please don't kill us.

Boobs, you're ruining the surprise.

Okay, I tell her.

I think they might already know about it by now, don't you?

Your friends are dead.

Sorry. Oh, please, David, please just let her go. You have two choices.

All right.

And honestly, I'm going to leave it for you all to decide because...

I'm happy with either choice.

So live them carefully because it's a big decision.

One, I could blow her fucking head off.

David, she has kids.

Please. Don't interrupt me, Judy.

Or two, I could rip her open and have her inside spill out on the floor and

fucking eat her for breakfast.

See?

I told you it's a big decision.

See, he told you.

I think we should eat her.

Here's the kicker.

You know, by now you're probably realizing that we're not what most folk

exactly refer to as normal.

You know, old Betty here is going to die either way.

But if I opt to eat her, then there's still a chance that old Betty will rise

again.

The party and the after party.

Please, Dave. Again with the fucking interruption.

I can't stand women. What's with that?

They never stop.

Never stop.

Sadie, if you shut the fuck up and listen, I'll clue you in on a little

Now, if I do elect to eat her, you will be able to bring her back.

Okay, what the fuck are you talking about?

Remember.

Listen.

All you gotta do is bury the body nice and deep.

You see, this land here, this is some un -fucking -holy land.

If you bury her, she will come back.

And she will be one of us.

I'd rather fucking die!

Tell him the best part.

Oh, yeah, this is good.

See, y 'all are probably wondering, especially you, Judy, why the engagement

party, why the wedding plans?

You see, the boys and me, we started a tradition many years ago, and I got to

say, I am not the most proud of this, but it is what it is.

See, what we do is we take turns.

Finding a woman, usually desperate, eager to get out of her boring life,

eager to get married.

You know the type, right, Jim?

So we get our brides -to -be, and we get their friends and their

families to come out here for a little bachelorette party. Last year was

turn. That was a fucking wild one, wasn't it, Mikey?

Sure was.

Goddamn. We hunt them down, one by one.

Eat them.

Drink their blood.

The ones we really like, we bring back for a little play.

You get the picture.

Shouldn't leave these things laying around. You fuck!

Give me the gun! Get the gun!

You don't want to do that.

Yes, I do, you fucking freak!

I'm going to fucking destroy you.

You're moving your fucking nest.

Puppy, buddy, old pal.

Care to step in on any of this?

I got to say, Junie, your sister's got horror.

I'm going to enjoy ripping her out of her chest and eating it in front of you.

You ain't going to do me.

I did not think you had that in you.

What's the best current situation?

We have two guns.

Mine, which I know is fully loaded and pointed over Betty's head.

And yours, which may or may not have any shots in it. I'm going to guess not,

but I could be wrong.

Now, if you are lucky enough to have a fully loaded weapon, then you could

shoot. Megan, you could kill me, but I am certain that a very upset Bobby or a

very unstable puppy will rip your sister apart before my body hits the ground.

I see this could play out in a lot of ways.

But the end result is always the same.

You'll die.

I'll be so sure of that.

Then try me.

That's a good girl.

At least I have an idea.

Why don't we drop the gun and get you three out of the bed?

I can't promise I ain't gonna kill you later, but hey, what can I say?

Feeling patient.

June! How long was I out?

A couple hours, I think. I fell asleep too.

So what, are they vampires or something?

How is that possible, Steve?

I don't know.

How can I be this much of a fuck -up?

We're all getting out of here, okay? All three of us.

Yeah, we should have just killed him.

No. David was right. They would have killed you both and then me.

But I deserve it.

I can't believe Liz and Carmen are gone. Okay, okay.

They're vampires or whatever. Okay, well, what killed the vampire?

Apparently a shotgun did a head.

You have a fucking gun, Betty?

Well, R and R and cross is a thing. Or they can do a heart, right?

Daylight. Oh, holy water.

I like that daylight thing.

They hunt at night, right? June, have you ever seen David in the day? Yeah, of

course.

Well, maybe I haven't.

Okay, so we get them out in the sun and they fucking burn.

Yeah.

Okay, step one, we get out of the fucking murder shed. We've got to find

something to defend ourselves. Find something to defend ourselves.

Yes, yes, yes.

We're all going to go.

Baby, you're in the car.

Shoot right there. Okay.

Okay, okay.

Oh, hey, little bucks.

I fucking really hate that guy.

I found your keys.

Leave us the fuck alone!

Let us go.

Oh, you can go.

You know, in fact, I think your head starts to start right now. Five, four,

three... Go!

Two, one.

Though I, then he, may longer live, he must longer than I.

Should we have to go back for her?

Sadie, there's a house right there. We need to go get help.

Come on.

Carmen?

Are y 'all listening?

Thank you.

I know it looks bad, but I can explain.

Please. Don't fucking move!

What the fuck is that? I know.

Please, just let me explain.

What is it?

I'm not like them. I won't hurt you, I promise.

I can help you. Stop! We can help each other.

Fucking stop!

I was just like you.

Last year, they turned me right here in this cabin.

It killed my friends.

My little sister, she was about your age.

She was beautiful.

Stop!

They kept me, kept me around just a joke.

Stop moving!

Something to play with, to torture.

You see the way they treat me?

Like a prisoner, an animal.

They're sick.

They call me Puppy.

My name's not Puppy!

It's Andrew.

Andrew Tosh.

I used to sell insurance.

I'm a man, not a dog.

And I want to get out of here as much as you do.

What the fuck was all that shit in the shed then?

I had to play along.

They'd kill me if I didn't.

I wouldn't let you go, though.

I promise, I wouldn't let you go if you didn't hit me like that.

Dad, I wouldn't let you go.

I swear.

Stop moving!

Please.

Please.

Please talk to me.

Don't kill me. I don't want to let you go.

I would if I swear to God.

Please.

Please.

Bullshit.

What if he was telling the truth?

He wasn't.

It was him or us, and I pick up.

Oh, shit.

Keep going. Keep going.

Fuck no.

June, please, just get in.

What are we gonna do?

They're really fucking stupid. Let's just hope they're stupid.

We gotta go. We gotta go, okay? We don't want to find out, okay?

I think it's a bear trap.

Fuck. What are you going to do with a bear trap?

Help me open it, okay?

How do we... Just pull it, pull it, pull it.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have to secure this, right?

I saw a hammer in the shed. I'll go get it.

But you ain't my type.

I want truth.

Tonight, I'm finally going to get to bury my bride.

I love you, baby.

Don't get me wrong. I'm going to kill you.

I'm going to enjoy that.

Although, I think he may want to kill you.

what he's gonna do to you when I let him out.

Maybe you should be worried about what I'm gonna do to you, you motherfucker!

You ain't gonna do shit.

Please, David, please.

I said watch your...

I know you think this is your fault.

And that I blame you, but I don't.

It used to be fun.

Before Mom left and Dad became a fucking shell of himself.

I just...

and become your mom and my mom and his rock all at the same time.

I missed out on doing stupid shit with my friends.

With you.

I became so fucking serious that I couldn't even stand myself.

You're always so kind and happy and carefree.

I was so fucking jealous of you.

I wanted to be just like you.

The only thing I've ever done right in my whole life.

And I fail.

Ah!

Let me out of this bay!

Die slowly.

He may be as tall as tall is tall.

He may be as small as small is small. But tall or small or small or

tall, he's just right for me.

He may be as bold as bold is bold.

He may be as cold as cold is cold. But cold or bold or bold or

cold, he's just right for me.