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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,159 --> 00:00:19,160 Someday you're gonna be lonely. 2 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,120 Someday you're gonna be blue. 3 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:32,860 And that's when you'll crave the kind of love I gave. 4 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:55,140 When you recall one heart that was true Then you come home 5 00:00:55,140 --> 00:00:57,860 You 6 00:00:57,860 --> 00:01:15,460 said 7 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:16,460 this was in the hot tub, right? 8 00:01:16,540 --> 00:01:17,540 He says it does. 9 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,420 He says this place is awesome. 10 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,100 Yeah, better be. 11 00:01:21,660 --> 00:01:22,660 Or what? 12 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:27,000 I'm just saying, most bachelorettes are partying in Vegas, not driving eight 13 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,660 hours to the heart of buttfuck nowhere. 14 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:31,980 If it had to be the desert, could we have done, like, Palm Springs or 15 00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:36,920 God, this guy better have a big dick. Okay, his dick is just fine, thank you. 16 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,360 Proof is in the pic. 17 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:40,520 Hey! 18 00:01:40,940 --> 00:01:41,940 Let's go! 19 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,620 I can't pee. 20 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,040 She can't pee! 21 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:51,250 She can't pee. 22 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:56,270 So? 23 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,690 How do you really feel about him? 24 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:02,050 Who? This is her fiancé! 25 00:02:02,450 --> 00:02:04,630 I think he's missing a tooth. 26 00:02:07,350 --> 00:02:09,770 Whatever. If June's happy, I'm happy. 27 00:02:11,910 --> 00:02:12,910 Yeah, right. 28 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,110 When would you want to do it so fast? 29 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,270 I don't know. When you know, you know. 30 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,840 I'm looking for a man. 31 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:22,740 Like, manly man. 32 00:02:23,620 --> 00:02:30,220 Maybe he's this big, sexy, hunting, dirty type 33 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:34,320 thing. And, I don't know, I just want to smell him all the time. I just want to 34 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:39,340 stick my nose and... That is gross. You want to smell him all the time? Like, 35 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:40,880 ugh, smell him? He smells good. 36 00:02:41,180 --> 00:02:45,220 Ew. Seriously, do you have any pictures? No, he doesn't like getting his picture 37 00:02:45,220 --> 00:02:46,360 taken. What? 38 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,800 Who the fuck doesn't like getting their picture taken? 39 00:02:49,290 --> 00:02:51,190 I'm calling it. This dude's weird. 40 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:53,610 Not everybody's obsessed with themselves, Carmen. 41 00:02:53,930 --> 00:02:55,430 Not everybody's obsessed with themselves. 42 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:57,650 I don't know. I think it's kind of refreshing. 43 00:02:58,170 --> 00:02:59,109 You know? 44 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:02,650 Every other guy I've dated has been so... I don't know. 45 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,050 Borderline gay? 46 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:10,870 Socials, even? No, he hates that shit. He says it conflicts with the natural 47 00:03:10,870 --> 00:03:13,130 order of humanity or something. 48 00:03:14,130 --> 00:03:15,130 The what? What? 49 00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:21,839 Okay, here they come. 50 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,120 Come on, Liz. 51 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:34,320 Sorry. 52 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,539 Stage fright. 53 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:39,980 Liz kept staring at me. I wasn't staring at you. Okay, Betty, will you please 54 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:43,000 explain to these idiots that things just feel different when you're about to get 55 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:47,800 married? Yeah, it feels different, all right. I mean, 60 years in, and all I 56 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,100 know is I am so excited to be away from my kids. 57 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:55,280 They're maniacs. I mean, I love them, but I kind of fucking hate them, too. 58 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,280 What's their diet like? 59 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:01,700 Okay, um, GPS says 28 minutes out. 60 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:03,000 Okay. Woo! 61 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:04,760 No, that's too late! 62 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:06,640 Oh, too late. 63 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Okay, okay. 64 00:04:08,820 --> 00:04:13,000 Cheers to June and her stupid, smelly ass. No pictures, please. 65 00:04:13,260 --> 00:04:14,360 Secret marriage. 66 00:04:14,740 --> 00:04:15,740 Woo! 67 00:05:01,500 --> 00:05:03,040 I've seen this movie before. 68 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,580 It ends bad. 69 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Oh, what a shithole. 70 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,720 Hope the inside's better than the outside. 71 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,120 We are definitely getting murdered here. 72 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,720 Yay. Come on, guys. 73 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:18,460 It's perfect. 74 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,020 Hold my hand. 75 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,040 Let's go. 76 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:39,400 All right, Liz. 77 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:42,920 Leap over. 78 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:49,500 Oh, my God, June. 79 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,380 What is that smell? 80 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,600 Probably David. 81 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:56,480 Now I understand the attraction. 82 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:57,880 So sexy. 83 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,800 Fine. It probably just needs to air out. 84 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,760 Maybe they have scented candles somewhere. 85 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:10,610 Hello there. 86 00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:12,690 What's your name? 87 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:14,990 Really cute. 88 00:06:15,150 --> 00:06:17,170 It's like a great place to raise a family. 89 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:19,050 So safe. 90 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,630 It's great. 91 00:06:21,430 --> 00:06:23,850 We're lucky that David gave us this. 92 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:26,490 Just needs a woman's touch. 93 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:29,190 Yeah, only if the woman is holding the lighter. 94 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,050 I'm kidding. 95 00:06:31,630 --> 00:06:33,870 Look, this is going to be fun, okay? 96 00:06:35,050 --> 00:06:37,910 Get the bags out of the car and get some dinner. You're hungry, right? 97 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:39,860 It's going to be great. 98 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,280 You guys 99 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:49,480 want to check out this hot tub? 100 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:53,540 Come on, butthead. 101 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:57,300 Ta -da! 102 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:02,000 I think he's kind of cute. 103 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,220 This is funny. 104 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,580 You think this is funny? I don't put him in there. 105 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:07,569 Oh, fuck. 106 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,030 Who the fuck would do something like that? This is like, ugh. 107 00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:13,670 I'm sorry, guys. Maybe we can drain it or something. 108 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:16,930 Drain it? Do you have any idea how much bacteria is in there? 109 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:18,190 No, whatever. 110 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,410 One more reason for you guys to hate me. 111 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,190 Whatever. 112 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:25,950 I don't know about you guys, but this made me fucking hungry. 113 00:07:37,770 --> 00:07:38,770 Party creeper. 114 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:39,830 I'm good. 115 00:07:39,990 --> 00:07:41,130 No, Lizzie, you're drinking. 116 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:44,850 Okay, there's a goat head in the hot tub. This place blows like cow shit and 117 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:46,090 everybody hates me and I'm getting married. 118 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:50,470 Fucking drinking. We're all drinking. Yes, take a drink. Go set it down. Take 119 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,409 drink. 120 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:52,510 Come on. Yes! 121 00:07:54,770 --> 00:07:56,770 Yes, the nerd is fucking drinking. 122 00:07:57,090 --> 00:07:58,310 Now it's a party. 123 00:07:58,570 --> 00:07:59,990 Okay. Cheers. 124 00:08:00,370 --> 00:08:01,470 To my little sister. 125 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:06,350 I'm so excited for you. And it's a beautiful journey you're about to take. 126 00:08:06,350 --> 00:08:07,760 it goes better for you. that it did for me. 127 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:09,440 Cheers, Peter! 128 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:10,980 Cheers! 129 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:12,640 Dude, 130 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:15,480 Sadie was married? 131 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,780 I might be the youngest divorcee there ever was. 132 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,140 I married Satan himself, so that was fun. 133 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,860 Great divorce settlement, though. 134 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,600 How fast looks me, Jane? 135 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Nothing. 136 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,540 I bet you I'm nicely. 137 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:31,780 I didn't need his money, thank you. 138 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:33,200 You took it, though. 139 00:08:33,820 --> 00:08:35,840 Alright, alright, alright, that's enough, lady. 140 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,120 Let's really love this weekend and good times. 141 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,220 Good times. Right. Good vibes. 142 00:08:42,340 --> 00:08:43,780 We need a game? 143 00:08:44,020 --> 00:08:45,020 Yes. Yes. 144 00:08:45,780 --> 00:08:46,780 Okay. Yes. 145 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:48,300 Let's play. 146 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:49,560 Who knows June best? 147 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,740 Oh, that's not fair. You're obviously going to win. 148 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:57,860 Okay, fuck it. Let's do it. So, we're all going to take turns asking June a 149 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,860 question. 150 00:08:58,940 --> 00:08:59,940 June's going to be the judge. 151 00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:02,080 If you answer wrong, we'll take a drink. 152 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:03,900 If you don't know the answer... 153 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,620 Two drinks, if you get it wrong. Okay. Okay, I'm going to go first. 154 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:14,180 Okay. 155 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,360 When did June lose her virginity? 156 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:17,879 Fourteen. Fourteen. 157 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:18,900 That's really young. 158 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,720 Girl. 159 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,760 I have a question. 160 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:26,320 What is June's favorite movie? 161 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:28,340 Ooh, Sharknado. Okay, you're just trying to drink. 162 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:31,519 Spice Girls. 163 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,980 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Really? 164 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,500 Not my choice. 165 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:37,520 Only because it's like over here and make me watch it over and over and over. 166 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,210 You should make me be 45. 167 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:47,470 45 socks. 168 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:54,330 This is really great, guys. 169 00:09:54,570 --> 00:09:56,230 It's exactly what I wanted. 170 00:09:56,990 --> 00:10:00,130 Five bitches alone in the desert is exactly what you wanted. 171 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,450 Yeah, it actually is. 172 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,270 Hey, 173 00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:07,570 you fucking zombie. 174 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:10,970 Why don't you go upstairs and join Grandma Betty in bed? 175 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:12,490 Go to night -night. 176 00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:20,310 You know what, June? I have to be honest. 177 00:10:20,890 --> 00:10:24,730 Because I don't really think anyone else in this fucking situation is going to 178 00:10:24,730 --> 00:10:28,210 fucking say it or anything else pertaining to what we're all thinking. 179 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,410 What the fuck are you talking about? 180 00:10:31,650 --> 00:10:33,190 Yeah, what are you talking about? 181 00:10:33,430 --> 00:10:35,890 I just don't get this. 182 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:41,750 Like, any of this. Like, why aren't you inviting anyone to your wedding? 183 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:45,370 You used to talk about your big dream wedding all the time when we were kids. 184 00:10:45,590 --> 00:10:47,030 This isn't it. 185 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,300 Well, I'm not a kid anymore. 186 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:54,060 Okay, then why aren't you inviting anyone to meet this guy who you're 187 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,280 in such a fucking hurry? 188 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,960 Do you even know who I am anymore? 189 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,240 Okay, wow. 190 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,660 What's that supposed to mean? 191 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:04,620 Oh, I don't know. We hardly see each other. We don't even hang out anymore. 192 00:11:04,680 --> 00:11:07,060 Well, maybe it's because I don't want to be in this new fucking circle of 193 00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:08,760 whatever the fuck this fucking thing is. 194 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,960 Okay, what the fuck did I do? What the fuck didn't you do, Carmen? 195 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:17,010 Bitch, you did. Oh, my God. Did you call me a bitch? Okay, this is fucking 196 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,910 crazy. You're fucking drunk, Liz. 197 00:11:19,690 --> 00:11:21,630 Okay, guys, come on. Come on. Seriously. 198 00:11:22,270 --> 00:11:23,270 You are drunk. 199 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:27,390 Okay, and look, I have a bunch of fun shit planned tomorrow. Can we just all 200 00:11:27,390 --> 00:11:29,410 along and not ruin the trip before it even happens? 201 00:11:29,650 --> 00:11:31,090 And of course you're trying to ruin this. 202 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:34,190 Anytime something isn't about you. 203 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:35,730 Go to bed. 204 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:46,580 You okay? 205 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,680 She is pissing me off. 206 00:11:49,160 --> 00:11:50,780 I should have invited her. 207 00:11:50,980 --> 00:11:52,520 I'm barely even friends with her anymore. 208 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:55,320 Stop it. Yes, you are. 209 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,020 Why did you say that? 210 00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,300 You agree with her. 211 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,700 About what? 212 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:03,960 My wedding. 213 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:05,860 I know you don't approve. 214 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,420 You're not fooling anyone around here with your overly supportive, everything 215 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:10,420 great bullshit. 216 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,360 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 217 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,580 All I've done. 218 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:17,580 I support you. Don't turn this around on me, okay? 219 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,140 You just said no to everything. 220 00:12:21,020 --> 00:12:23,320 The nice hotel. The beach vacation. 221 00:12:23,740 --> 00:12:28,460 The fucking spa thing. I mean... Fucking look around you. 222 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:30,180 Look where we are. 223 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:32,340 And there it is. 224 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,420 You know what? 225 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:36,900 Why don't you all just leave? 226 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:41,140 I don't want any of that shit, Sadie. 227 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,060 I don't care about it. 228 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,400 I know you don't like him. 229 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:50,760 And I know that you're afraid that I'm going to make the same fucking mistake 230 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:51,760 that you did. 231 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:56,400 Not everybody cares about money and fucking status. 232 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,440 I think it's gross. 233 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:05,780 All you care about is your new car and your stupid fucking job and what 234 00:13:05,780 --> 00:13:07,500 everybody thinks about you. 235 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:09,420 Guess what? 236 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,700 I don't want to end up alone like you. 237 00:13:14,110 --> 00:13:16,970 And David actually wants to be with me forever. 238 00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:20,990 Wow. 239 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,510 I just know what you really think about me. 240 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:24,850 The truth hurts. 241 00:13:25,790 --> 00:13:28,910 Jesus Christ, what happened to you? Nothing. 242 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:30,830 I am happy. 243 00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:35,690 For the first time, I'm happy. This is what happiness looks like. 244 00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:39,310 It really doesn't suit you. 245 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,570 I'm going to bed. 246 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,010 No wonder mom left. 247 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:47,330 Fuck you, June. 248 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,290 Are you okay? 249 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,180 coffee? Over there. 250 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 You want some? 251 00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,720 Just pour it on my head. 252 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,500 Tempting. 253 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,480 I'm sorry, Judy. 254 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,120 I'm sorry, too. 255 00:14:36,420 --> 00:14:38,320 I'm sorry, Sadie. 256 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 It's okay. 257 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,980 You know what? It's a new day. Clean slate. Let's just have fun the rest of 258 00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:45,980 trip. 259 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,900 And I'm hiding the tequila from you. 260 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:49,180 I don't even like it. 261 00:14:49,940 --> 00:14:50,940 Aww, 262 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:57,180 we all love each other again. Aww. 263 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,420 Ooh, somebody needs to brush their teeth. 264 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,960 Oh, God. 265 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,220 Alright, 266 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:09,620 you idiots ready to take my yoga cup? 267 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:10,840 Or what? 268 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,640 Breathe in. 269 00:15:25,820 --> 00:15:27,760 And breathe out. 270 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:36,720 Nice corpse pose, Liz. 271 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,600 Hey, Betty. 272 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:46,060 Um, there is a fresh pile of shit right here. So I'm just going to head on 273 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:49,980 inside. But thank you so much for that. It was really great. 274 00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:51,920 This was really fun. 275 00:15:55,790 --> 00:15:56,790 Wait for me, please. 276 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,930 Do you think there'd be God here? 277 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:14,250 How you holding up? 278 00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,230 Good. 279 00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:18,990 Live. 280 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,730 I mean, this is crazy, right? 281 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,050 Yeah. 282 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:32,040 It is, but what can I do? I mean... I mean, she can't really be marrying a 283 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,480 hillbilly, right? 284 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,440 Seems like she's gonna. We gotta get good with it. 285 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:40,860 Fuck! 286 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,280 I know. 287 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,540 Hey, you remember her 12th birthday party? 288 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:51,380 We made her that creepy, weird worm cake? 289 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:53,790 It was like red in the middle. It's a caterpillar. 290 00:16:54,530 --> 00:16:55,530 No. 291 00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:56,809 Yes, it was. 292 00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:57,389 It was a worm, I thought. 293 00:16:57,390 --> 00:16:58,390 It was not, no. 294 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:03,370 Now she's marrying some guy with no teeth. 295 00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,030 He has some teeth. 296 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,130 Yeah. 297 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,869 That cake was fucking epic. 298 00:17:13,690 --> 00:17:15,130 She had that meltdown. 299 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,410 Oh, my God. 300 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:21,470 Honestly, I just thought she was. 301 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,260 Yeah, me too. 302 00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:30,500 I don't know. Maybe we can change her mind? 303 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,360 If not, we can always kill him. 304 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,840 And namaste. Yeah. 305 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:49,780 2003. 306 00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:51,960 Chateau Lafitte. 307 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,330 The mirror. 308 00:17:54,270 --> 00:17:55,270 Cool. 309 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,410 No. Not cool. 310 00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:02,290 This is as close to perfection as all the great Lafitte's in the last three 311 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,330 decades. I don't even want to tell you what it cost. 312 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,710 You will. 313 00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:09,250 Only because I want everyone here to know exactly what they're about to 314 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,250 experience. 315 00:18:10,370 --> 00:18:11,370 Okay, how much? 316 00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,430 $2 ,400. 317 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,650 Oh, shit. Oh, my goodness. 318 00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:18,090 Fill her up. 319 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,350 No. Two ounces to start. 320 00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:34,940 And a toast. 321 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,280 June, I think I can speak for everyone here when I say we're all so happy for 322 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280 you. 323 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:49,940 You say you found your soulmate, and I found my soulmate on the day you were 324 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:50,940 born. 325 00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:56,130 You're a gift to my heart and a friend of my spirit. 326 00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:02,870 You're my sister, and with that come so many things, but mostly it just 327 00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:05,010 comes with the lifetime of love. 328 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,770 So here's to June and David. 329 00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:14,390 Together may they build a life of love, happiness, and peace. 330 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,110 June and David. 331 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:42,590 Okay, I'll get it. The hot one never dies first. 332 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,950 Go away. 333 00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:51,890 Are you expecting someone? 334 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,270 You better be cute. 335 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,300 Someone knocked on the door. 336 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,520 We're all going to die. 337 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,950 June. What the fuck? 338 00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:43,970 Yeah, what the fuck is right? 339 00:20:44,270 --> 00:20:45,249 Hi, everybody. 340 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,470 This is Davey. 341 00:20:46,770 --> 00:20:48,590 Davey, this is Carmen, Liz, Betty. 342 00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,610 And you remember my sister, Sadie. 343 00:20:50,870 --> 00:20:51,910 Sorry, ladies. 344 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:53,210 Did we scare y 'all? 345 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:55,170 Yeah, you did. 346 00:20:56,030 --> 00:20:57,030 What do you mean, we? 347 00:20:58,610 --> 00:20:59,610 Hey, 348 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,670 everybody. These are my boys, Bobby and Mikey. 349 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:07,210 And that's Puffy. Don't go mind Puffy. He don't speak much. 350 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,639 We brought drink. 351 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,640 Oh, yeah. 352 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,700 Lovely. I'll take one. 353 00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:19,320 Uh, so, babe, um, Sadie was just making us a sweet toast, babe. 354 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,820 We have enough for them, right? 355 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,400 Oh, me too. 356 00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,380 Yes, I'll always drink to us, baby. 357 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,160 Hey, there's something. 358 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,700 Puffy, throw me a beer. 359 00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:43,820 Bedroom now. 360 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,840 Okay, ow. 361 00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,220 Somebody's in trouble. 362 00:21:56,460 --> 00:21:57,439 I'm sorry. 363 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,360 I'm sorry. I wanted to tell you, but I was afraid that you would say no. Say no 364 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,319 to what? 365 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,920 Poor drunken idiot's pounding down the door in the middle of the night staring 366 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,720 the shit out of us. Come on. 367 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:08,020 Sadie, that's not cool. 368 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,320 They're not staying. 369 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,980 David wanted to come by and meet everybody. 370 00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,880 Him and his buddies are leaving later tonight. 371 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,380 They said they were close by. 372 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,640 And I said it was cool if they could stop in. 373 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,960 I should have told you. I'm sorry. 374 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:27,080 And he was actually worried that you'd be mad. 375 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:30,900 Yeah, he was right. Come on, Sadie. 376 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:36,200 All you guys ever talk about is how you know nothing about David. Nobody knows 377 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:40,500 his life, his friends. Well, here is a perfect opportunity for you to get to 378 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,500 know him. And maybe... 379 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:42,760 Even like him. 380 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:46,220 It's fine. 381 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:47,560 Okay, I'm sorry. 382 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,000 I wish I knew. 383 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,640 Chateau Lafite Lemur. 384 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,420 2003. That was a good year. 385 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,000 You want some? 386 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,160 No. 387 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480 Okay. 388 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:19,040 One time I saw a raccoon trying to fuck a turtle. 389 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,720 I swear to God, that turtle was trying to get away. It couldn't do it, man. Too 390 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 slow. 391 00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:29,160 Hey, Princess Buttercup. 392 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,360 Yeah? Check this out. 393 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:34,980 Wow, sexy. 394 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,680 What did you say? 395 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,940 What happened? 396 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,320 Don't ask. 397 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,080 Why? Yeah, I want to know. 398 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,240 He lost it in a bet. 399 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,940 I'm sorry, how do you lose a year in a bet? 400 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:55,280 Well, Betty Boop, if you must know, it was more of a game of chance than a bet. 401 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,580 More game of stupidity. 402 00:23:57,580 --> 00:23:58,580 Anyways, 403 00:23:59,620 --> 00:24:01,880 I was right outside Elkin in this shitty little bar. 404 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:03,820 Drunk as hell. 405 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,260 And then walks this dude. 406 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:09,460 He was older, dressed kind of fancy. He had some kind of an accent. 407 00:24:10,540 --> 00:24:12,020 French or Mexican or something. 408 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,280 Oh, yeah, that's very... 409 00:24:15,159 --> 00:24:16,159 Culturally, somewhat. 410 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,320 What? 411 00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:18,960 How did I both know? 412 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:20,640 I only speak American. 413 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:25,320 Anyway, the dude that's down right next to me and asked for a light, so I pull 414 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,320 out my lighter. 415 00:24:27,380 --> 00:24:29,720 The lighter my grandpops gave me right before he died. 416 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,160 A beautiful antique Ronson. 417 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,920 Silver. Come on, man. Get to the goddamn point. 418 00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,980 Yeah, the part where your ear falls off. 419 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,480 Fuck y 'all. 420 00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,460 Anyways. 421 00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:47,210 This dude takes a shot into my lighter and asks me how reliable it is. 422 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:49,610 I tell him it's reliable as fuck. 423 00:24:50,290 --> 00:24:51,790 Because it's fucking American made. 424 00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,330 So he laughs and takes out this crazy ass fucking knife and puts it on the 425 00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:00,130 He tells me it's from the Middle East or something worth thousands. I could tell 426 00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:03,650 he was telling the truth because it had all these jihad symbols and shit carved 427 00:25:03,650 --> 00:25:04,650 in it. 428 00:25:04,990 --> 00:25:09,250 He then says, if my American lighter can light ten times in a row without fail, 429 00:25:09,490 --> 00:25:11,770 I get to keep the knife. 430 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:13,030 If not... 431 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,300 He cuts off my ear with a knife and also gets to keep the lighter. 432 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,180 Let me guess what happened. 433 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,780 Well, you know what fucking happened. 434 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,100 Piece of shit lighter only made it to three and flamed out. 435 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:29,060 So instead of just walking away, this jackass list of motherfuckers saw his 436 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:29,919 off clean. 437 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,860 Hey, I may be a jackass, but I'm also a man of my word. 438 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,260 So, uh, why are you guys here? 439 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:43,680 We're here to see you, baby. Fucking Casanova. Do not listen to a word he 440 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,020 He's more full of shit than a 10 -pound robin. Fuck you. Settle the fuck down. 441 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:51,560 Hey, Troopy Toto. 442 00:25:51,900 --> 00:25:53,200 I just want to meet y 'all. 443 00:25:53,980 --> 00:25:56,160 Hey, Junie talks about yous all the time. 444 00:25:56,420 --> 00:25:57,420 Hey, 445 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,440 I know we could be a little crude and rough around the edges. 446 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:07,060 But I guarantee there ain't nobody that'll take better care of this little 447 00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,060 than me. 448 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,180 Wait a second. I thought you were missing a tooth. 449 00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:15,500 What? 450 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:17,700 Sadie said that he was. 451 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,080 What did she say there? 452 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:20,660 Well, it grew back. 453 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,840 You smell good. 454 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,600 Like a strawberry. 455 00:26:31,740 --> 00:26:32,740 Thanks, creep. 456 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080 Am I? 457 00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:35,500 Am I a creep? 458 00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:39,430 I ain't good, Marky. I was on the prize. 459 00:26:39,670 --> 00:26:42,110 Oh, make no mistake. I am the prize. 460 00:26:43,330 --> 00:26:46,470 I just can't have my guys getting all distracted by the snatch. 461 00:26:47,610 --> 00:26:50,290 Especially since we haven't secured a perimeter for y 'all. 462 00:26:51,290 --> 00:26:52,290 The what? 463 00:26:53,050 --> 00:26:54,090 The perimeter. 464 00:26:55,850 --> 00:27:01,610 You see, on this property and I, sometimes we get a few uninvited guests. 465 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:03,990 Imagine that. 466 00:27:04,940 --> 00:27:08,360 Big cats come down from the hills looking for trouble. 467 00:27:09,700 --> 00:27:10,700 Bobcats. 468 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,360 Mountain lions, even. 469 00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,440 A real menace. 470 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,480 Means fuck, too. 471 00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,280 And since you ladies are here all alone, we figured it's the least we could do. 472 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,600 Thanks, babe. 473 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,060 Wait, you're gonna kill them? 474 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:31,120 I know, dear. I figured we'd just ask them politely to leave. 475 00:27:32,060 --> 00:27:33,540 Of course we're gonna kill them. 476 00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:36,360 That's inhumane. 477 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:38,860 What, you one of them vegans? 478 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:43,660 No, I'm a pescetarian. What the fuck is that? It means she don't eat meat, but 479 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,660 it's okay with pussy. 480 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,440 Is that right for us? 481 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:49,440 Oh, come on, Liz. 482 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:50,640 Come on. 483 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,900 Oh, you shitty folks, you ain't never gonna understand with all your money and 484 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:02,680 your fancy, sophisticated living, you ain't never gonna compare to the purity 485 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:03,680 the kill. 486 00:28:03,820 --> 00:28:05,380 By the sanctity of the blood. 487 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,840 Don't you ever feel bad? 488 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:09,780 You know, for killing an innocent creature? 489 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,800 No one is innocent, you dumb bitch. 490 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,100 Hey! 491 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:14,140 No. 492 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:16,460 Sorry. Do I feel bad? 493 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,260 John 524. 494 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:26,600 Truly, truly, I say to you, whoever hears my words and believes him who sent 495 00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,660 has eternal life. 496 00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:33,000 He will not come into judgment, but will pass from death to life. 497 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,880 Can I come with you guys? 498 00:28:38,340 --> 00:28:39,360 Carmen, no. 499 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,640 Well, your sister thinks she's the boss of everybody. 500 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,559 That's not to me. 501 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,560 What I said. 502 00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,880 Oh, I'm serious. I think it sounds kind of fun. 503 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:51,180 The sanctity of the kill and all. 504 00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:55,240 It's my bachelorette party, Carmen. 505 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,480 I know, but you guys are just going to go to bed, and I want to keep drinking. 506 00:29:00,380 --> 00:29:02,520 This woman around here knows how to have a good time. 507 00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:07,140 We'll have her back before sunup. You'll have to have me back before sunup. 508 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:14,480 I don't know. I don't think it's safe out there for her. 509 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,440 Ain't no safer place she can be than with us. 510 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,620 And don't worry, I'll make sure these shit -ass behave. 511 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,520 Go on. 512 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,000 Let your girl have some fun. 513 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,960 Yeah. 514 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:28,080 I'll let you hold my gun. 515 00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:29,380 Promise. 516 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,360 No. No guns, Carmen. 517 00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:32,539 Oh, my God. 518 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:33,540 My balls. 519 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:34,960 Please. 520 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:39,900 If you really want to. 521 00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:43,120 Okay. Promise you won't be mad? 522 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,460 Just be safe, okay? Of course. 523 00:29:45,940 --> 00:29:47,020 I brought Magnum. 524 00:29:47,580 --> 00:29:49,560 Wow, really didn't see that one coming. 525 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:54,500 This is so fucking stupid. 526 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,760 Be careful, okay? 527 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,590 Always. Carmen doesn't always make the best decisions. 528 00:30:04,230 --> 00:30:05,710 Okay, that is so rude. 529 00:30:06,130 --> 00:30:07,930 I know exactly what I'm doing. 530 00:30:08,930 --> 00:30:12,910 Okay, I'll be back in a couple hours. Don't be a stress case, June. 531 00:30:13,590 --> 00:30:14,830 Eat my pussy, Liz! 532 00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:26,310 That girl is fucking... 533 00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:58,220 Oh my god, that's a dead snake. 534 00:30:58,900 --> 00:30:59,900 Wow. 535 00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:08,820 So dusty. 536 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:10,860 My nose is like super dry. 537 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:14,580 This is so fun. 538 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,639 Why are we stopping? 539 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,640 We're here. 540 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,160 Oh, really? I thought we were going to go further. 541 00:31:31,900 --> 00:31:33,140 You want to keep driving? 542 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:37,960 This is exciting. 543 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:41,420 Now. 544 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:54,960 All this land, all that darkness, as far as the eye can see, belongs to my 545 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,960 family. 546 00:31:56,590 --> 00:31:58,290 It's been passed through the generations. 547 00:31:58,630 --> 00:32:00,190 What feels like an eternity. 548 00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,150 It's pretty chill. 549 00:32:03,550 --> 00:32:07,670 We'll hang here for a bit. Then we'll go north and see if we can't find a few 550 00:32:07,670 --> 00:32:08,670 cats. 551 00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:09,770 That's when the killing starts? 552 00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,390 There's when the killing starts. 553 00:32:12,670 --> 00:32:13,670 There you go, big boss. 554 00:32:15,310 --> 00:32:16,310 What's that for? 555 00:32:17,510 --> 00:32:19,770 You need a big mic to warm you up? 556 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:21,250 No, I'm good. 557 00:32:23,390 --> 00:32:24,610 I see you're cold. 558 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,360 Wait, what? How did you know that was there? 559 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,040 It's a tradition. 560 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:47,580 Legend goes, a month before a wedding, bury a bottle of bourbon in the dirt, 561 00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,620 upside down. 562 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:53,760 It's a ward off any rain or bad luck on the wedding day. 563 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:55,620 Oh. 564 00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:59,120 Yeah. Well, that's just the modern day belief. 565 00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:02,960 The truth is, the practice goes back centuries. 566 00:33:04,010 --> 00:33:09,230 When the bottle is buried underground in very specific ceremonial circumstances 567 00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:16,070 this one was, it will guarantee you will have a long and happy life 568 00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:17,770 together for eternity. 569 00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:22,570 You're such a softie. Who knew? 570 00:33:23,010 --> 00:33:24,590 Bury the bourbon! 571 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:26,390 Bury the bride! 572 00:33:27,350 --> 00:33:30,090 Bury the bourbon! Bury the bride! 573 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,450 I thought you were supposed to wait until the wedding night. 574 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:40,790 What can I say? 575 00:33:41,330 --> 00:33:42,330 I'm thirsty. 576 00:33:48,010 --> 00:33:50,890 Oh, that tastes like ass. 577 00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:55,450 I don't know what kind of ass you've been eating, little lady, but there's 578 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,590 nothing short of 100 % liquid gold. 579 00:33:58,490 --> 00:34:02,770 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... There are no no apologies necessary. 580 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:05,530 This is our own special blend. 581 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,640 It's an acquired taste. 582 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,600 I'm sure you will learn to love it. 583 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600 Yeah. 584 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:14,580 Puppy. 585 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,139 Leave some for the rest of us, you fucking mute. 586 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,000 You know, you're fucking cool. 587 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:32,280 A cool fucking chick. 588 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,000 I know. 589 00:34:36,759 --> 00:34:38,120 How about some music, guys? 590 00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:39,420 Hey, Bobby. 591 00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:41,520 You heard the lady. How about some music? 592 00:35:45,990 --> 00:35:46,990 We'll be right back. 593 00:36:01,279 --> 00:36:02,680 Bye. 594 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,200 Bye. 595 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,100 Bye. 596 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,240 Bye. 597 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,920 I got you, girl, now. 598 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,440 I'll tear your heart out. 599 00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:03,790 Yeah. Yeah. 600 00:37:04,690 --> 00:37:05,690 Yeah. 601 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:08,270 Damn, girl. 602 00:37:09,450 --> 00:37:10,450 You got a phone? 603 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:12,270 Duh, who doesn't? 604 00:37:12,970 --> 00:37:13,970 I don't. 605 00:37:14,670 --> 00:37:16,250 Well, how are you going to call me then? 606 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:18,550 Wait. 607 00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:20,570 You want me to call you? 608 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:22,450 Maybe. 609 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,130 Take that phone out. 610 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,510 Davey! 611 00:37:26,109 --> 00:37:28,490 Get over here and take a picture of me and my girl. 612 00:37:31,090 --> 00:37:32,590 Make sure I look cute. Come here. 613 00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:43,370 That's right. 614 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:47,090 Okay, let me see. 615 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,040 Hey, what are you doing up? 616 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,080 You worried about her? 617 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,040 I just, I couldn't sleep. 618 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,640 Yeah, me neither. 619 00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,280 She'll be back soon though, right? 620 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,840 Go. Go. 621 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,560 Okay. 622 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:12,420 Hey. Hey, you. 623 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:15,640 Did you guys have fun? 624 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,480 Where's Carmen? 625 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:24,880 I don't know. 626 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,520 Okay, I don't know. 627 00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,920 What's going on? She's a big girl. 628 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:32,140 Okay, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? 629 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,360 Who are you talking to? 630 00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,680 David. 631 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,540 Jesus Christ, could you guys be any louder? 632 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:41,740 They came back without Carmen. They said they don't know where she is. 633 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:46,060 Oh my God, I knew this was a bad idea. I said from the beginning that this was a 634 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:49,100 bad idea. We all quit your fucking chatter. 635 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,020 Okay, what? 636 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,480 You just left her out there? 637 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,480 You're just fucking with us, right? 638 00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,080 It's okay, guys. They're just fucking with us. 639 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:02,380 Is that fucking blood? 640 00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,920 We got a cat. 641 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,060 And a big yellow motherfucker. 642 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,960 Okay. 643 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:12,660 Somebody better start fucking talking, or there's going to be a serious fucking 644 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,660 problem. 645 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,720 You're a foxy little mouth. 646 00:40:16,940 --> 00:40:18,460 You think this is fucking funny? 647 00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:20,860 Seriously, what is going on? 648 00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:22,460 Oh, just calm the fuck down. 649 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:28,380 Booty short's got a little too drunk for the drive back, so we left her there to 650 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:29,460 cuddle up with Pup. 651 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,260 Okay. Take me to her. 652 00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:34,060 Now. 653 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:36,520 June, your friend needs to watch herself. 654 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,220 Yeah, well, that isn't cool, David. 655 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:41,340 Fine. 656 00:40:41,620 --> 00:40:43,340 Now. I'll take it. 657 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:45,640 Should we all go? 658 00:40:50,030 --> 00:40:51,030 I think we should stay. 659 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,150 It's fine. 660 00:40:53,450 --> 00:40:54,690 Hey, she's fine. 661 00:40:55,130 --> 00:40:56,130 She's fine. 662 00:40:56,590 --> 00:40:57,930 Of course she's fine. 663 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:02,950 I'll go drag her drunk ass back here with little Lizzie Borden here. And, you 664 00:41:02,950 --> 00:41:04,010 know, we'll have some pancakes. 665 00:41:04,710 --> 00:41:06,810 Yeah. Sorry to scare you ladies. 666 00:41:08,170 --> 00:41:09,290 She likes to party. 667 00:41:10,050 --> 00:41:11,250 Yeah, that's for damn sure. 668 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,110 My dick's as raw as a baboon's ass. 669 00:41:29,290 --> 00:41:33,110 Something happened to her. I swear to fucking God. 670 00:41:33,490 --> 00:41:37,690 In what fucking universe did you think it would be okay to leave her alone in 671 00:41:37,690 --> 00:41:39,270 the fucking dark with Puppy? 672 00:41:39,870 --> 00:41:40,870 Puppy? 673 00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:43,770 You should be fine. 674 00:41:46,750 --> 00:41:49,030 How are you so fucking calm? 675 00:41:49,770 --> 00:41:51,290 This is your friend. 676 00:41:51,550 --> 00:41:54,990 Okay, Liz doesn't even fucking - I fucking like Carmen and she's more 677 00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:58,290 than you. Hey Sadie, yeah, let's make it about me and my shortcomings as a 678 00:41:58,290 --> 00:41:59,310 fucking human being. 679 00:41:59,510 --> 00:42:01,630 Let's remind everybody how awful I am. 680 00:42:02,350 --> 00:42:03,350 Come on. 681 00:42:12,210 --> 00:42:16,410 What, you think this is fucking funny? You stupid fucking redneck. Oh my 682 00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:21,290 God. Oh, and just for the record, I am officially voting no on this marriage to 683 00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,290 June. 684 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,480 Fuck. 685 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,200 Hello? 686 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:28,320 Hello? 687 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:03,800 David fucking just killed Liz in the truck. What do you mean? They're just 688 00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,340 driving up right there. Everything's okay. 689 00:43:05,740 --> 00:43:08,340 He killed her. 690 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,120 Stacey, stop it. 691 00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:14,720 Jude, I'm not fucking kidding, okay? There was blood everywhere. He fucking 692 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:16,740 killed her in the fucking truck. Stacey, stop. 693 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:51,800 I fucking saw it with my own eyes, and Liz was yelling at him, and then there 694 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,240 was this light all over the windshield, and she's dead. I'm telling you, she's 695 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:56,118 fucking dead. 696 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,180 Are you sure? 697 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,720 I'm fucking sure. 698 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,260 Let's get June. Where's June? 699 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:22,880 She's over at the home, Jenny. She's over at the home. 700 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,800 June. June. We're in here, ladies. 701 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,320 What? 702 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:32,820 What is this? 703 00:44:33,260 --> 00:44:35,120 She's not feeling well. 704 00:44:36,580 --> 00:44:37,960 You killed her. 705 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,400 Jesus. Why is everybody so uptight around me? 706 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,290 Nice of you to join us. 707 00:45:10,770 --> 00:45:12,650 I assume you're finished with the play thing. 708 00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:16,790 Don't you fucking touch me! 709 00:45:17,410 --> 00:45:18,510 June, sit down! 710 00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:21,150 Sit down. 711 00:45:22,050 --> 00:45:25,950 Okay. So, June, baby. 712 00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:27,870 Light of my life. 713 00:45:28,710 --> 00:45:31,510 I know this might be a little embarrassing for you. 714 00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:34,630 Don't happen to admit your friends were right about me. 715 00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:36,790 I'm not a nice guy. 716 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,630 I'm not exactly what I said I was. 717 00:45:41,610 --> 00:45:43,710 I don't understand any of this. 718 00:45:44,490 --> 00:45:45,750 Oh, tell her the other thing. 719 00:45:46,470 --> 00:45:47,650 You want me to tell her? 720 00:45:48,890 --> 00:45:50,450 Please don't kill us. 721 00:45:51,490 --> 00:45:52,730 Boobs, you're ruining the surprise. 722 00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:55,010 Okay, I tell her. 723 00:45:55,290 --> 00:45:58,030 I think they might already know about it by now, don't you? 724 00:45:58,510 --> 00:45:59,730 Your friends are dead. 725 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,530 Sorry. Oh, please, David, please just let her go. You have two choices. 726 00:46:04,450 --> 00:46:05,308 All right. 727 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:07,950 And honestly, I'm going to leave it for you all to decide because... 728 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,740 I'm happy with either choice. 729 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:13,720 So live them carefully because it's a big decision. 730 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:18,820 One, I could blow her fucking head off. 731 00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:21,800 David, she has kids. 732 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,500 Please. Don't interrupt me, Judy. 733 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:32,580 Or two, I could rip her open and have her inside spill out on the floor and 734 00:46:32,580 --> 00:46:33,620 fucking eat her for breakfast. 735 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,160 See? 736 00:46:37,550 --> 00:46:39,390 I told you it's a big decision. 737 00:46:39,810 --> 00:46:40,810 See, he told you. 738 00:46:41,730 --> 00:46:43,130 I think we should eat her. 739 00:46:45,970 --> 00:46:47,070 Here's the kicker. 740 00:46:47,690 --> 00:46:53,230 You know, by now you're probably realizing that we're not what most folk 741 00:46:53,230 --> 00:46:54,990 exactly refer to as normal. 742 00:46:56,830 --> 00:46:59,350 You know, old Betty here is going to die either way. 743 00:47:01,170 --> 00:47:06,170 But if I opt to eat her, then there's still a chance that old Betty will rise 744 00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:07,170 again. 745 00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:08,640 The party and the after party. 746 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,700 Please, Dave. Again with the fucking interruption. 747 00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,700 I can't stand women. What's with that? 748 00:47:15,420 --> 00:47:16,420 They never stop. 749 00:47:17,580 --> 00:47:18,580 Never stop. 750 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:24,740 Sadie, if you shut the fuck up and listen, I'll clue you in on a little 751 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,940 Now, if I do elect to eat her, you will be able to bring her back. 752 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:35,380 Okay, what the fuck are you talking about? 753 00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:38,540 Remember. 754 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,620 Listen. 755 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:48,800 All you gotta do is bury the body nice and deep. 756 00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:54,200 You see, this land here, this is some un -fucking -holy land. 757 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,500 If you bury her, she will come back. 758 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,000 And she will be one of us. 759 00:48:01,300 --> 00:48:03,340 I'd rather fucking die! 760 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,360 Tell him the best part. 761 00:48:05,870 --> 00:48:06,870 Oh, yeah, this is good. 762 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:13,870 See, y 'all are probably wondering, especially you, Judy, why the engagement 763 00:48:13,870 --> 00:48:16,250 party, why the wedding plans? 764 00:48:18,090 --> 00:48:25,010 You see, the boys and me, we started a tradition many years ago, and I got to 765 00:48:25,010 --> 00:48:29,990 say, I am not the most proud of this, but it is what it is. 766 00:48:31,650 --> 00:48:34,790 See, what we do is we take turns. 767 00:48:35,730 --> 00:48:42,030 Finding a woman, usually desperate, eager to get out of her boring life, 768 00:48:42,430 --> 00:48:45,090 eager to get married. 769 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:47,190 You know the type, right, Jim? 770 00:48:49,770 --> 00:48:56,230 So we get our brides -to -be, and we get their friends and their 771 00:48:56,230 --> 00:49:00,850 families to come out here for a little bachelorette party. Last year was 772 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:03,070 turn. That was a fucking wild one, wasn't it, Mikey? 773 00:49:03,370 --> 00:49:04,370 Sure was. 774 00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,960 Goddamn. We hunt them down, one by one. 775 00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:12,540 Eat them. 776 00:49:13,540 --> 00:49:14,540 Drink their blood. 777 00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,440 The ones we really like, we bring back for a little play. 778 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:22,020 You get the picture. 779 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,200 Shouldn't leave these things laying around. You fuck! 780 00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,880 Give me the gun! Get the gun! 781 00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,100 You don't want to do that. 782 00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,460 Yes, I do, you fucking freak! 783 00:49:45,180 --> 00:49:46,840 I'm going to fucking destroy you. 784 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,380 You're moving your fucking nest. 785 00:49:49,060 --> 00:49:50,400 Puppy, buddy, old pal. 786 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,300 Care to step in on any of this? 787 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:56,440 I got to say, Junie, your sister's got horror. 788 00:49:57,580 --> 00:50:00,860 I'm going to enjoy ripping her out of her chest and eating it in front of you. 789 00:50:03,340 --> 00:50:04,840 You ain't going to do me. 790 00:50:09,610 --> 00:50:11,030 I did not think you had that in you. 791 00:50:13,870 --> 00:50:15,390 What's the best current situation? 792 00:50:16,930 --> 00:50:18,330 We have two guns. 793 00:50:19,230 --> 00:50:22,830 Mine, which I know is fully loaded and pointed over Betty's head. 794 00:50:23,550 --> 00:50:28,610 And yours, which may or may not have any shots in it. I'm going to guess not, 795 00:50:28,690 --> 00:50:29,690 but I could be wrong. 796 00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:34,350 Now, if you are lucky enough to have a fully loaded weapon, then you could 797 00:50:34,350 --> 00:50:39,440 shoot. Megan, you could kill me, but I am certain that a very upset Bobby or a 798 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,860 very unstable puppy will rip your sister apart before my body hits the ground. 799 00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,740 I see this could play out in a lot of ways. 800 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,480 But the end result is always the same. 801 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:54,960 You'll die. 802 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,680 I'll be so sure of that. 803 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,040 Then try me. 804 00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:10,520 That's a good girl. 805 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,840 At least I have an idea. 806 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,560 Why don't we drop the gun and get you three out of the bed? 807 00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:22,620 I can't promise I ain't gonna kill you later, but hey, what can I say? 808 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:24,380 Feeling patient. 809 00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:42,830 June! How long was I out? 810 00:51:43,170 --> 00:51:45,290 A couple hours, I think. I fell asleep too. 811 00:51:46,090 --> 00:51:48,190 So what, are they vampires or something? 812 00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:51,710 How is that possible, Steve? 813 00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:53,110 I don't know. 814 00:51:55,450 --> 00:51:57,390 How can I be this much of a fuck -up? 815 00:51:58,450 --> 00:52:00,170 We're all getting out of here, okay? All three of us. 816 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:02,470 Yeah, we should have just killed him. 817 00:52:02,830 --> 00:52:05,810 No. David was right. They would have killed you both and then me. 818 00:52:06,190 --> 00:52:07,290 But I deserve it. 819 00:52:08,399 --> 00:52:12,640 I can't believe Liz and Carmen are gone. Okay, okay. 820 00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:16,660 They're vampires or whatever. Okay, well, what killed the vampire? 821 00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:18,900 Apparently a shotgun did a head. 822 00:52:19,260 --> 00:52:20,540 You have a fucking gun, Betty? 823 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,460 Well, R and R and cross is a thing. Or they can do a heart, right? 824 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,320 Daylight. Oh, holy water. 825 00:52:27,660 --> 00:52:28,920 I like that daylight thing. 826 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,760 They hunt at night, right? June, have you ever seen David in the day? Yeah, of 827 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,760 course. 828 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,260 Well, maybe I haven't. 829 00:52:37,930 --> 00:52:40,890 Okay, so we get them out in the sun and they fucking burn. 830 00:52:41,530 --> 00:52:42,530 Yeah. 831 00:52:44,050 --> 00:52:49,090 Okay, step one, we get out of the fucking murder shed. We've got to find 832 00:52:49,090 --> 00:52:50,770 something to defend ourselves. Find something to defend ourselves. 833 00:52:55,150 --> 00:52:57,870 Yes, yes, yes. 834 00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:05,400 We're all going to go. 835 00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:35,530 Baby, you're in the car. 836 00:54:35,850 --> 00:54:37,250 Shoot right there. Okay. 837 00:54:37,790 --> 00:54:38,790 Okay, okay. 838 00:54:50,070 --> 00:54:51,590 Oh, hey, little bucks. 839 00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:54,370 I fucking really hate that guy. 840 00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,120 I found your keys. 841 00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:07,260 Leave us the fuck alone! 842 00:55:08,580 --> 00:55:09,580 Let us go. 843 00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:11,140 Oh, you can go. 844 00:55:12,020 --> 00:55:16,140 You know, in fact, I think your head starts to start right now. Five, four, 845 00:55:16,500 --> 00:55:18,280 three... Go! 846 00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:20,820 Two, one. 847 00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:27,900 Though I, then he, may longer live, he must longer than I. 848 00:56:09,259 --> 00:56:10,740 Should we have to go back for her? 849 00:56:11,020 --> 00:56:13,640 Sadie, there's a house right there. We need to go get help. 850 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:14,880 Come on. 851 00:58:14,650 --> 00:58:15,650 Carmen? 852 00:58:41,550 --> 00:58:42,810 Are y 'all listening? 853 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:58,450 Thank you. 854 01:00:06,250 --> 01:00:07,830 I know it looks bad, but I can explain. 855 01:00:08,110 --> 01:00:09,950 Please. Don't fucking move! 856 01:00:11,330 --> 01:00:13,170 What the fuck is that? I know. 857 01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:16,150 Please, just let me explain. 858 01:00:16,390 --> 01:00:17,390 What is it? 859 01:00:17,710 --> 01:00:20,610 I'm not like them. I won't hurt you, I promise. 860 01:00:22,150 --> 01:00:25,090 I can help you. Stop! We can help each other. 861 01:00:25,570 --> 01:00:26,610 Fucking stop! 862 01:00:27,330 --> 01:00:29,470 I was just like you. 863 01:00:30,130 --> 01:00:34,450 Last year, they turned me right here in this cabin. 864 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,700 It killed my friends. 865 01:00:37,580 --> 01:00:40,940 My little sister, she was about your age. 866 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:42,800 She was beautiful. 867 01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:44,960 Stop! 868 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:49,180 They kept me, kept me around just a joke. 869 01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:50,560 Stop moving! 870 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,520 Something to play with, to torture. 871 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:56,740 You see the way they treat me? 872 01:00:57,740 --> 01:01:02,000 Like a prisoner, an animal. 873 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:03,940 They're sick. 874 01:01:05,130 --> 01:01:06,390 They call me Puppy. 875 01:01:07,450 --> 01:01:09,030 My name's not Puppy! 876 01:01:11,190 --> 01:01:12,230 It's Andrew. 877 01:01:13,350 --> 01:01:14,410 Andrew Tosh. 878 01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:17,490 I used to sell insurance. 879 01:01:19,090 --> 01:01:22,210 I'm a man, not a dog. 880 01:01:23,870 --> 01:01:28,730 And I want to get out of here as much as you do. 881 01:01:29,450 --> 01:01:31,690 What the fuck was all that shit in the shed then? 882 01:01:32,090 --> 01:01:33,750 I had to play along. 883 01:01:34,460 --> 01:01:36,040 They'd kill me if I didn't. 884 01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,520 I wouldn't let you go, though. 885 01:01:38,980 --> 01:01:43,980 I promise, I wouldn't let you go if you didn't hit me like that. 886 01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,820 Dad, I wouldn't let you go. 887 01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,080 I swear. 888 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,160 Stop moving! 889 01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:53,660 Please. 890 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,360 Please. 891 01:01:56,620 --> 01:01:57,820 Please talk to me. 892 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,240 Don't kill me. I don't want to let you go. 893 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:02,540 I would if I swear to God. 894 01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,040 Please. 895 01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:06,740 Please. 896 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:12,260 Bullshit. 897 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,400 What if he was telling the truth? 898 01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:28,660 He wasn't. 899 01:02:30,350 --> 01:02:31,850 It was him or us, and I pick up. 900 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,390 Oh, shit. 901 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:48,970 Keep going. Keep going. 902 01:02:49,710 --> 01:02:56,690 Fuck no. 903 01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:58,490 June, please, just get in. 904 01:03:26,730 --> 01:03:27,730 What are we gonna do? 905 01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:28,260 They're really fucking stupid. Let's just hope they're stupid. 906 01:04:28,820 --> 01:04:30,680 We gotta go. We gotta go, okay? We don't want to find out, okay? 907 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,040 I think it's a bear trap. 908 01:05:03,220 --> 01:05:04,920 Fuck. What are you going to do with a bear trap? 909 01:05:06,280 --> 01:05:07,280 Help me open it, okay? 910 01:05:10,660 --> 01:05:13,380 How do we... Just pull it, pull it, pull it. 911 01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:18,460 Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, I have to secure this, right? 912 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:20,920 I saw a hammer in the shed. I'll go get it. 913 01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:04,440 But you ain't my type. 914 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,380 I want truth. 915 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:11,220 Tonight, I'm finally going to get to bury my bride. 916 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,000 I love you, baby. 917 01:06:17,980 --> 01:06:20,100 Don't get me wrong. I'm going to kill you. 918 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,680 I'm going to enjoy that. 919 01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:30,160 Although, I think he may want to kill you. 920 01:06:56,910 --> 01:06:58,810 what he's gonna do to you when I let him out. 921 01:06:59,230 --> 01:07:02,470 Maybe you should be worried about what I'm gonna do to you, you motherfucker! 922 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:05,330 You ain't gonna do shit. 923 01:07:05,770 --> 01:07:07,010 Please, David, please. 924 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:08,290 I said watch your... 925 01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:06,680 I know you think this is your fault. 926 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:11,080 And that I blame you, but I don't. 927 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:20,939 It used to be fun. 928 01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:29,960 Before Mom left and Dad became a fucking shell of himself. 929 01:09:33,180 --> 01:09:34,180 I just... 930 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:42,240 and become your mom and my mom and his rock all at the same time. 931 01:09:48,540 --> 01:09:54,780 I missed out on doing stupid shit with my friends. 932 01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,680 With you. 933 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:16,180 I became so fucking serious that I couldn't even stand myself. 934 01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:29,680 You're always so kind and happy and carefree. 935 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,880 I was so fucking jealous of you. 936 01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,960 I wanted to be just like you. 937 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:47,940 The only thing I've ever done right in my whole life. 938 01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:54,100 And I fail. 939 01:14:26,620 --> 01:14:28,020 Ah! 940 01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,820 Let me out of this bay! 941 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,080 Die slowly. 942 01:21:52,680 --> 01:21:56,080 He may be as tall as tall is tall. 943 01:21:56,320 --> 01:22:03,260 He may be as small as small is small. But tall or small or small or 944 01:22:03,260 --> 01:22:07,020 tall, he's just right for me. 945 01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:11,380 He may be as bold as bold is bold. 946 01:22:11,780 --> 01:22:18,620 He may be as cold as cold is cold. But cold or bold or bold or 947 01:22:18,620 --> 01:22:20,540 cold, he's just right for me. 63355

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