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♪ In my mind, in my head

♪ This is where we all came from

♪ The dreams we have,
the love we shared

♪ This is what we're waiting for

♪ In my mind, in my head

♪ This is what we all love

♪ In my mind, in my head... ♪

Couldn't make the payments. You went
to the building society. Yeah.

And what did you say to them?

I said we need help. We can't...

We're getting into more
and more debt with you.

We need you to do something.

We're not just sitting
at home saying, "All right,

"we'll wait for the bailiffs
to knock on our door."

And he said, "No."

Today... Yeah... we are paying £467
on a place that we do not live in.

And now we live
in one room with my mother.

And we're lucky,

like that lady over there,
that we had my mother to go to.

But why should we? Why should we?
Both... Two people working,

earning average salaries,
what were we supposed to do?

Well, I think the fact is
that if you want

to have money available to buy
a house, which you borrow,

you have to pay what it costs
in the marketplace.

But they are temporary.
Interest rates don't...

ALL TALK AT ONCE
You keep saying they're temporary.

Shh! Wait a sec. Every time... When
we first bought it,

and they started going up,
you think you,

you feel a bit insecure,
but you say to yourself,

this is just a hiccup. Yeah.
The first increases.

And then they keep going
up and they keep going up.

And as they keep going up,
and then you get into debt,

then you get letters from
the bank manager

and you suddenly think they are not

going to pay the mortgage
this month.

They're not going to...
What are we going to do?

These are the real people.
Hard-working,

ordinary people trying to have
a decent life.

Given encouragement by
the government. Yeah, we were.

Yes. Told to buy.
I entirely understand that.

But if you buy a house,
and you buy it on borrowed money,

you have to accept... You can't
afford to pay the water bill!

How can you say that's...?

There's an alien spaceship.

There it is. It's in the tree.

Right. This alien is
in the tree, at the moment. Yeah.

Right. And it's just so weird.

But if I zoom you in, there,

you can see it.

You got a close-up?

Yeah.

This is serious business!

Where the hell is it now?

It's there! It's there!

Bloody hell!

Can I say...? I don't
care about my swearing,

but that is...

Look at that! Mum!

Oh...

You need to hold the camera
straight. Can you see it?

There's an alien spaceship there.

There's a spaceship over there.

Oh, yeah, where's that?

It's over there.

It's just this really bright light.

Is it? Yeah.

♪ I'm an alien creature from outer
space

♪ With an alien body and an alien
face

♪ I don't care if an alien... ♪

SHE HUMS

Well, look. See the rats. I mean,
they can swim.

They just swim up and
under and come up the pan, you see.

That's it. Like I said... Cos I said
I feel like having, sort of,

say, take the toilet completely away

or else pour all cement
and stuff down.

Well, like I said to you before,
like I said to you before,

get that seal sealed off with
a bit of cement. Yeah.

But obviously, even if you'd have
done that... Yeah.

..it wouldn't have cured it.

See, I'm worried if we put cement
down there,

that it's going to affect
the toilet.

Yeah. We don't really... Won't be
able to flush the toilet.

No. That's right.
That's what I'm worried about.

It's... Unfortunately, you've just

got an unusual sort of system here
really.

Certainly need it sorted out.

INDISTINCT VOICES ECHO

Not too bad. Got to be careful
here where you step.

I know the exit's somewhere here.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

The first thing I was aware of was

driving up through Camelford at four
o'clock in the morning and finding

all the stopcocks turned on
and water flowing

down the main street.

That day and then the next,

we began to get numbers of people

coming in with mouth ulcers,

diarrhoea and vomiting, skin rashes

and conjunctivitis
that we hadn't expected.

A little later,

Councillor Roberts phoned me
and said, "We think there's

"a problem with the water.

"We don't know exactly what,

"but we ought to get together
to discuss this."

I love you all!

CROWD CHEERS

Rock and roll!

HEAVY GUITAR RIFF

Everybody clap your hands!

♪ People look to me and say

♪ Is the end near,
when is the final day?

♪ What's the future of mankind?

♪ How do I know,
I got left behind... ♪

BELL RINGS

WORKERS SHOUT

Well, there she goes, eh?

Hard to believe we'll not see
another one of them on the berth.

I can't believe it.

650 years and, you know,
this is the end of it now.

How long did you work here? Sorry?

How long did you work here?

In the shipyards?

Nearly 18 years.

I think that's about enough, anyway.

Sorry, I didn't mean to be...

WHISTLING

Go on!

All right, all right.

HE CLICKS TONGUE

All right, all right.

There's kind of
two things going on at once.

One is
a major cost-cutting exercise,

which is happening all across
the zoo.

And the other one,
sort of coincidental with that,

is an effort to redefine what we do
to be somewhat more relevant

for the visiting public
in the 20th century.

What are you looking for in
the new keepers?

We want people who are adaptable,
personable,

good kind of,
you know, personal skills,

talking to the public,
because the public are our...

The visitors are our
bread and butter.

So, I mean,
we can't afford to have people,

I think, who kind of are not happy
with interacting with the public.

And in order to do that, you know,
you've got to have a friendly,

outgoing, cheerful character.

Everyone tells me what a miserable
individual I am walking around.

And the overseers
quite often tell me to smile.

So, you know, I try my best to.

I do let my hair down and smile
occasionally after work, though.

Mm.

You're trying to make me laugh now,
aren't you?

CHURCH BELL PEALS

PIGS SQUEAL

All I can describe them as,
they were mental.

They just walked until they hit
a wall,

and then they still kept walking
till they wore their feet out.

And, uh...

..I think the first one died,
the rest we had put down,

because there's nothing
you can do with them.

Animals are a barometer for,
you know,

sort of the humans.

So, you know, if it's going
to affect rabbits to that degree,

what's it going to do
to humans, as well?

MACHINERY BEEPS

£1.05, 46, 96...

Comes to £11 exactly.

We'll ask Spider and Karen.

VOICE-OVER: Unfortunately,

while the boys went to confront
the rest of the house with the bill,

Spider was coping with
some bad news.

Her mother had rung to say her
pet rabbit, Bingo, had died.

KNOCK ON DOOR

Spider?

You all right?

You OK? What's wrong?
I'm a bit tired.

Well, this doesn't matter.

We'll leave this till later, then,
OK?

Do you think the injection hurts?

No, I don't think,
if he's in that much pain

and they've decided to put him down,

then the injection,

they probably wouldn't
have even felt it at all.

But he'll be all right cos
he'll be in heaven now, won't he?

Mm-hm, wherever.

I don't know if I believe in heaven
or not, so I can't answer that one.

But somewhere, though.

ATTENDEES CHANT: Ten more years!
Ten more years!

Ten more years! Ten more years!

Ten more years! Ten more years!

Ten more years!

ATTENDEES SING
"LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY"

Of course, the Chairman,

or the President of the Commission,
Mr Delors,

said at a press conference
the other day that he wanted

the European Parliament to be

the democratic body
of the community,

he wanted the Commission to be
the executive,

and he wanted the Council
of Ministers to be the senate.

No, no, no. Hear, hear!

MUSIC: Just Like Honey by
The Jesus And Mary Chain

♪ Listen to the girl

♪ As she takes on half the world

♪ Moving up and so alive

♪ In her honey dripping beehive

♪ Beehive

♪ It's good, so good, it's so good

♪ So good

♪ Walking back to you

♪ Is the hardest thing that

♪ I can do... ♪

CROWD CHEERS

♪ For you

♪ For you

♪ I'll be your plastic toy

♪ I'll be your plastic toy

♪ For you

♪ Eating up the scum

♪ Is the hardest thing for
me to do... ♪

Fucking put that away.

Go on, then.

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Go on.

What do you want? Hey. Hey, look...

HE SPITS

Oi!

THEY BOTH SPIT

LAUGHTER

You go away.
Don't you tell me to go away.

Oi, oi!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

Go on.

LAUGHTER

Fucking swing at me!

Go on, then. Go on, then.

Call the fucking police!

Go on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, then!

Just a bit of water.

LAUGHTER

You could do with it, you smelly...

I get you, son. Don't forget it.
Fuck off, you stupid bloody cunt.

I will get you. You black cunt!

No bother. Oi, you're dead,
you black cunt! I will get you.

What you say?

I won't get to die.

I won't get to die.

I will get you.

I say I will get you no problem.
BOTTLE SMASHES

Black cunt! National Front!

I've got one Romeo 18, Tony.

He's just paid for dinner.

I mean, look...
He's paid for dinner.

I don't mind paying for dinner,
I don't mind paying for the car,

but can you imagine being one of
these people?

I mean, can you imagine

the job satisfaction of pissing off
the entire population of London?

I mean, what's the point, you know?
It's like a robbery.

They must be so miserable.

You have to rise above it

because they think
that the £85 is going to kill us.

It's not. Ciao.

SHE LAUGHS

And all I'm saying is, as grown-ups,
my car is hydraulically...

It has a hydraulic
suspension system which,

when down, will get damaged
if the car is moved.

Well, he's assured me that, in fact,
it won't be damaged...

He has? ..OK?

If it does get damaged, then you
have the right to make

a claim against them

for any damage that's caused
to your vehicle.

And that is your right.

OK? Well, I think rights are
for ignorant people.

All right, thanks very much.

It's not possible to attribute

the very real current
health effects which some people

are still suffering to
the toxic effects of the incident,

except insofar as they are

the consequence of
the sustained anxiety

which has been felt,
quite naturally, by so many people.

MUSIC: Ode To Joy by Beethoven

APPLAUSE

And that is the famous Bandit.

There - you see?
Look - "Loads of money."

And that used to say "Bandit",
but I put, "And must save."

These are the things that turn.

And if you get lucky, it'll come
out of here and you'll win.

Just move that up a bit,
just in case I do win.

And you've got to have a bar,
star-bar, or a star-bar-star.

Or you get a bar-bar-bar,
or a bar-bar-bar,

or a star-star-bar,
or a bar-bar-star.

COINS JINGLE

I think you got that, didn't you?

OK, this is my lucky one now.

You kiss it.

You kiss it.

OK.

Ah!

Surely you're not really at risk?

Um...

Who can say?

I've got a friend who is one of the
least promiscuous people

I've ever known.

And she contracted it...

..from somebody she'd been
going out with for two years.

So are you worried?

Yes, of course.

Not worried - concerned.

What are night sweats, exactly?

Well...

..you'd go to sleep at night,
and as I'm sort of dozing off,

my body temperature would rise.

And, you know, by morning time,

if, you know,
the sleep was irregular -

you would sort of wake up -

by morning time, sometimes the bed
would be drenched, sopping wet.

The fear did hit me.

And you're sort of...

..not...

..about your wits.

You're sort of a different person.

So it isn't... It isn't reason.

It's not rational.

It's just... anxiety. But were you
scared of pain or suffering,

or death? No.

I've experienced quite a lot
of pain, and I'm not afraid of pain.

Um...

I can't put my finger on it.

It must be just afraid
of the unknown,

afraid that I was dying.

It's heavy.
So, it it's heavy metal...

If it's what you call heavy metal,

then you've got put a
pretty heavy lyric to it.

And I suppose writing about
the darker forces

and the darker sides of whatever
fits the music.

I mean, you would hardly write about
a love song

to that kind of heaviness.

I mean, throughout history,
musicians...

I can't remember
the name of the composer,

but there was...
Hundreds of years ago,

one composer was looked upon
as being too heavy for the time.

NEWSREADER: Tyneside has been
picking up the pieces

for the second time this week,

following another night
of serious rioting in the region,

this time in Newcastle.

Hundreds of youngsters gathered
in the city's West End,

where police and firemen turned out
in huge numbers to deal with

dozens of incidents in the wake
of Monday's disturbances

at the Meadow Well Estate
in North Shields.

I'm trying to ring my agent
to get my bookings.

It's ringing.

Hello, George.
It's Scott Davis here.

Have you got owt for me this week?

FROM TELEVISION:
..night of arson and rioting.

Crowds of youths gathered on the...
Chirton?

..city's Elswick Road,
throwing rocks and stones...

Chirton? That's bloody where
the riots are, innit?

Oh. And a blaze engulfed a van
overturned by the mob

in the middle of the road.

Firemen who arrived to put out...

When they're going to blow
the petrol station up,

the club goes up.

I don't think I want to go there,
really.

So... Right.

Right.

Bye now.

Ah, sh...

..to throw bricks and stones
at the speeding vehicle.

I needed to see you so much today.

I had the worst day of my life.

My parents came back and I'd left
the car outside,

all crunched up
like a little sardine can...

SHE GIGGLES

..and I hadn't told them.

I didn't think they were getting
back at 7:00 in the morning.

My father walked in and saw it
sort of sitting outside.

SHE LAUGHS

Yeah. What do you think?

No, they went... They freaked.

Freaked!

And Mum bought me a Rolex.

SHE LAUGHS

And she came back and she said,

"I bought you a present,
but you're not going to have it...

"because you squished the car."

She bought one for all of us -
all the girlies.

I got these.

The children are dying
to get their hands on them,

but I don't let them.

They're Guatemalan worry dolls,
I think they're called.

And it's quite good
because you're supposed

to tell them your worries
and they solve it.

Where are they?

The bastards haven't been
working very well for me.

I have a shout at them occasionally.

LIVELY CHATTER

I'm not a scientist.

I'm not an appendage of Stephen,
as I very much feel I am.

When we go to some of
these official gatherings, I mean,

sometimes I'm not even introduced
to people.

I come along behind.

And, um...

..I don't really know
who I'm speaking to.

But with my friends, I'm just me -
and that's just Jane.

And that's terribly important.

It's terribly important
for my self-respect and...

..terribly important for...

..my survival, I think.

All right. So, I'll see you
in Caius this evening.

Yes. What time?

19:10. Fine, OK.

APPLAUSE

I'm sort of pinching myself. Yes.

If you'd said to me,
what, four months ago,

"You'll be attending a victory party
to celebrate a majority of 8,600",

I'd have said,
"Oh, you're mad. Never!

UPBEAT MUSIC

Don't let the people who take to the
streets take your country!

Would you like a slower song,
Andrea?

Or would you like a fast one?

Or do you want something a bit...?

A bit raunchy?

Raunchy! Raunchy!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

I think you're going to have to take
what you get.

♪ One night with you... ♪

Just do it.

♪ Is what I'm now praying for

♪ The things that we two could plan

♪ Would make my dreams
come true... ♪

LOUD CRASH

ALARM BLARES

LOUDSPEAKER:
This is a police message.

Disperse to your home addresses.

SIRENS BLARE

HORNS BLARE

TYRES SCREECH

Your car has been removed, madam.
It's cut and dried.

Can you explain to us where we're
meant to park at this time of night?

You're supposed to find...
It's dangerous.

Is it not dangerous
for women to walk around at night?

What am I meant to do at night?

Whatever you say, it is dangerous,

girls walking individually
on their own around London.

So what are you meant to do?
I have the same problem as you.

I'm a female.
Yeah, but you're a policeman,

and you're usually in pairs.

It makes no difference
when I'm on my own.

But I carry
one of these panic alarms with me.

All they are
is a pressurised container,

and you can carry it
along the street,

and if anything should happen,
you can just press the button -

and like that.

You can get them
from most hardware stores.

But that's what I advise you to do.

I still think this
is absolutely ridiculous,

and I think you've got no
right to do it.

How is waiting this time, compared
to the previous time you took the
test?

Every time I think about it, it
does pull me up short completely.

You're suddenly aware that there's
the possibility,

and the closer you get to it,

the possibility of
getting a positive result

seems to loom larger.

No, I haven't
spoken to any particular doctor,

but that's because I know
that most doctors won't

carry out euthanasia for you.

So my friends and I have
discussed about taking my own life

in the time when it comes to it,

and we've arranged that we'll hire
a video and film it,

and that way, nobody will end up
in court because I took my own life.

They've just helped me do it
by taking me out of hospital,

where it's impossible
to take your own life.

Next lot -
there we are - is lot two.

Six pneumatic grinders.

£20 for them.

15 there.

20.

25.

Number?

For £50.

Can't believe it.

£30. Bloody hell.

They're getting stuff for nothing.

Getting stuff for nothing.

Stuff that hasn't been even used,
they're getting it for nothing.

Vultures.

Number, sir?

It's the best in the world,

and you're just seeing it
getting tore apart.

And it's...
As I say, it's frightening.

I heard a newsflash on a programme
as I drove down to the dock

that something worth £900
had been sold for £30.

This is what the British
government have brought us to.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Just making sure it's you.

Thanks. Thank you.
It's definitely her.

Have you had a nice day?

Um, I've not had a very good day
today.

The...

The, um...

The recession is unfortunately
catching up with us at the moment.

And I've been
seriously affected today.

And I was saying earlier,

nature films - programmes
are one of our favourites.

We both enjoy these immensely.

Though this one's
all about crabs emigrating -

or migrating.

All good and buried in the mud.

Isn't it horrible mud? Mm.

Marvellous how they get
the pictures, isn't it? Yeah.

TELEVISION: Across the Pacific, on
a small beach on the Panama Canal,

ghost crabs are entrenched
on the upper shore.

Shall I try and wake him up? No.

I think this room sleeps
about sort of 15 people.

It's all quite comfy. But, you know,
I haven't been cleaning up here,

so it's not tidy, like downstairs.

And then, here,
this is where the DJs,

the music people are sleeping -
in here.

I don't know where they are
at the moment.

They're the guys who set everything
up downstairs.

And, basically, that's about it,
I think.

Was it a good party?
Yeah, very good.

Brilliant, you know?
The bus journey took about 30 hours,

but after that, it was cool.

Very good indeed.

♪ In my mind, in my head

♪ This is where we all came from

♪ The dreams we had

♪ The love we shared

♪ This is what we're waiting for

♪ In my mind, in my head

♪ This is where we all came from

♪ In my mind... ♪

And the West Indians,

and now we've got West Africans
smuggling them in now

with forged papers.

In yesterday's paper, I saw

that there's West Africans
coming in now.

So we'll have to get some jokes
about the West Africans,

make them feel at home.

But does it make them feel at home,

or does it make them feel alienated?

It makes no difference to me whether
it makes them feel at home or not.

This is my home, you know?

We want to make them feel at home,
and if they don't feel at home,

well, you can always go back.

Where did you do your shopping
before you came here?

Asda.

Tesco's, stuff like that.

They just put it up and up.

Pay for the new buildings
they've just built, that's all.

It's a far cry, isn't it
from the sort of superstores,

very nice buildings and all of that.

Does that not bother you?
No, no, no.

It's the price you pay to,
you know, save, isn't it?

♪ I was lost in the haze
of a drunken hour

♪ But heaven knows I'm miserable now

♪ I was looking for a job
and then I found a job

♪ And heaven knows I'm miserable now

♪ In my life

♪ Why do I give valuable time

♪ To people who don't care
if I live or die? ♪

♪ I get so excited

♪ I get so excited

♪ I get so excited

♪ In your arms... ♪

If people don't apply
for Keeper in Charge jobs,

and if people don't apply
for Collection Manager jobs,

then they aren't the type of people
that we want.

Of course. And if people read
that job description and they say,

"Oh, that's not as good
as what I did before,"

then they aren't
the right people.

The type of people we want are
the people that are going to be

fighting and achieving
and empowering junior people.

They're reading it like it was
a Head Keeper's job description

and expecting it to be like
a Head Keeper's job description.

It's Head Keepers, reading a
Head Keeper's job. That's right.

And there is actually
more in there hidden away.

I mean, perhaps we should have
left some more clues in there.

If you look at it laterally,

then what you're actually trying
to do is achieve thought process

in the right kind of people.

And if you get
the right kind of people,

then you actually mould and develop.

And by empowering those people
and making sure

that they understand and create

and actually write
their own job description,

then they're far better people
for it,

because it basically means

that you've got them in the grinder
because they're committed.

Do you want promotion?

Are you going for it?
I want the claw.

Yeah, I want the claw.
What's the claw?

Small mammal house.

Because...

How badly do you want it?

Oh, bad enough
that it hurts at the moment.

Never wanted it,
never bothered me before.

When I took my
18 portions of moussaka in,

she'd leaned across
a candlelit counter and leer at me,

going, "Your...

"Microwave..."

♪ Why did it take so long
to see the light?

♪ It seems so wrong
but now it seems so right

♪ What a lady, what a night. ♪

93, 98.

91.

91. No, no, no.

All gone!

80, 87. Who for?

87's out to Bacon.

No, yours.

Yours.

25, 80.

It's horrible,
everywhere's the same.

You know Owen Owens in Preston,
that was?

And then it changed to Lewis's.

Yeah. Well, now it's gone.

It was a management buyout
and it's gone now.

Hello?

And when you get there, it's gone.
You just stand in amazement.

I suppose it's the rent
and the rates.

I mean, so expensive,
aren't they?

We're fully booked.

15%.

MLR.

Gee whiz.

What's happening?

Tomorrow.
15% MLR.

Fuckin' hell!

4.3 beta.

If I had £1 million, the first
thing I'd do is get myself out

of this gratty area
and move to somewhere nice,

like Sutton Coldfield,
or buy a house.

I'd have maids.

I'd invest some in cigarettes.

I know it's a bad thing,
but when you've got money,

you've got to raise more money.

I'd invest in cigarettes
because they'll always sell.

And then I'd always have money.

After that I'd buy a nice car.

Escort Cosworth, kitted up.
Nicest wheels.

Recaro interior. I'd buy my own
house. My house would be massive.

I'd have the nicest rooms.

I'd have a pure
brilliant white room

with a pure brilliant white set.

Pure brilliant white
leather settees,

pure, brilliant everything,
pure, brilliant white.

I'd wear pure brilliant
white tracksuits,

pure brilliant white chains, pure
brilliant white cap, white gold.

I'd have a black panther with
a diamond necklace around his neck.

That'd be immaculate.

That would prove
I was a millionaire.

Prove I was a millionaire
to everybody.

So how many pounds have you sold?

At half a billion.
Half a billion?

So, has it been good business?
Yeah, it's been really good.

What does that mean
to the bank here?

Um, we've had an excellent day.
We've made a lot of money,

so it's good.
What are you talking about,

a couple of hundred thousand pounds?

Probably about 10 million.

It was in excess of $1 billion
of profits

because we had
a position approaching,

I think, $10 billion.

And the fall was more than 10%.

Where is this going?

CHORAL SINGING IN LATIN

♪ Gloria

♪ Gloria... ♪

Goodnight.

As I was just turning around
and going back

to turn to the other side
of the bed,

I saw all these balloons
staring at me in the,

you know, stuck to the ceiling,
which is, you know,

quite a nice surprise.

She must have got up in
the middle of the night

and put these up here.

So it was a bit of a shock and
quite a nice surprise, though,

at the same time, to see
all these balloons,

of which this is one.

So that was quite a nice surprise.

Thank you very much.

Now we meet one of the main
members of the community protest

against the live transportation
of animals.

It's Tilly.

Now, I'm afraid Tilly
can't speak to us at the moment,

because we've been told
that we're not allowed to shout

or to say anything to the police
or anything

so Tilly is making sure
she can control herself,

and she has actually
taped her mouth.

Well, good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.

Shall we start the meeting?

The kind of bids they make
and the purchases they make

are going to be available to me

so that I'm aware
of what they're up to.

And I think they're going to refrain
from any anti-competitive practices.

But if it is alleged

that they're engaging
in such practices,

I can take steps to form a view
as to whether this is going on.

And if it is going on, take steps
if necessary, to stop it.

Of course, he'll have
the information.

He has the powers to demand it.

But the really important question is

what is the quality
of that information?

Is that information credible?

Can the regulator independently
check that the numbers

that they're given
by the major players

in this industry genuinely
represent the true costs

and true conditions
of power stations?

227.

2270, yeah.

Kilos. OK.
Did you get it?

Kilos, yeah? Yeah, yeah.

Two tons and a quarter.

Just over.

Two tons, right?
Eh? Two tons? Yeah.

You see the whole lot now?
Yes.

Bits of it. I can see the whole lot.

I'll tell you what I'm
having trouble with is,

because it's a two page one,

I'm having trouble ever so slightly

when you go from one page
to the other.

Yeah, it's...

Yeah!

In there, right, there's a
picture. A 3D picture of Bambi.

Find it.

In there? In there.
In there? There, yeah.

Inside that. Look, just look at it.

What are you doing?

You got to put your eyes
out of focus or something.

Do you knock the eyes out of focus?

Look at these two,
looking at the newspapers, man.

That newspaper. I can't get
the newspaper on the floor.

God would not have had any freedom
to choose how the universe began.

We are such insignificant
creatures on a minor planet

of a very average star
in the outer suburbs

of one of a hundred thousand
million galaxies.

So it is difficult
to believe in a God

that would care about us,
or even notice our existence.

Instead, I would use a term,

God, as the embodiment
of the laws of physics.

Can you get it?

What we're trying to do,

the Daily Mail newspaper

and magazine have produced
this thing,

brightly coloured pattern.

And apparently you can see sort of

where's the actual...
3D pictures inside.

3D pictures inside.
Apparently they leap out at you.

Personally, I think,
yeah, they leap out.

Personally, I think you've got to be
pissed to actually see these.

He seems to be the only one
getting the images.

Yeah.
I can't see one bleeding image.

Hold on.

There are a lot of these American...

I mean, everything's under
the thing of being metal

and the way they perceive it now,

if you've got long hair,
a guitar,

and tight spandex pants,
you're metal.

And that's not the case

because it's getting so confusing,
the speed metal, death metal,

gay metal, you know,
whatever metal, you know,

it's all different aspects
of the one thing,

and it gets so confusing for me.

I don't know what the bloody hell
it's all about any more.

Miners' union leaders are calling
for a strike against plans

to close most of the industry.

Ministers say there
will be no change of mind.

It emerged tonight that
the decision to shut down half

the coal industry was not discussed
beforehand by the full cabinet.

It isn't suddenly something
that we've woken up,

rubbed our eyes and decided

to do something beastly
to the mining industry.

If it wasn't
economically unavoidable,

we would not have done it.

But since it became
economically unavoidable,

we thought it better
to do it cleanly and quickly.

How's it going to affect you,
the closure of this pit?

Well, I'm 43, so I've got no chance
of getting a job when I finish here.

My whole family will be on the dole.

Myself, my future wife,
her mother, her brother.

What's left for us?

This kind of thing shouldn't be
allowed to happen to anyone,

whatever industry they're in.

Not on such a large scale as this.

It is absolutely devastating.

I don't know how I'm going
to be able to tell my wife

and four kids that this is it,
we're done.

REPORTER: Good evening, Chancellor.

There is too much short termism,

too much reacting to events,
not enough shaping of events.

We give the impression of being
in office, but not in power.

Unless this approach is changed,

the government will not survive
and will not deserve to survive.

Good evening, we're Pulp,

and we're going to play a song
called Common People for you,

which is a national anthem
for the Netto generation.

And it sounds like this.

♪ She came from Greece,
she had a thirst for knowledge

♪ She studied sculpture
at St Martin's College

♪ That's where I

♪ Caught her eye

♪ She told me that
her dad was loaded

♪ I said, "In that case,
I'll have rum and Coca-Cola"

♪ She said, "Fine"

♪ And then in 30 seconds' time

♪ She said

♪ I want to live like common people

♪ I want to do
whatever common people do

♪ Want to sleep with common people

♪ I want to sleep with
common people like you

♪ Well, what else could I do?

♪ I said, "I'll,
I'll see what I can do

♪ I took her to a supermarket

♪ I don't know why
but I had to start it somewhere

♪ So it started there

♪ I said, pretend
you've got no money

♪ And she just laughed
and said

♪ You're so funny
I said, yeah

♪ Well, I can't see anyone else
smiling in here... ♪

I've got them!

♪ You wanna live like common people?

♪ You wanna see whatever
common people see?

♪ Wanna sleep with common people?

♪ You wanna sleep with
common people like me?

♪ But she didn't understand

♪ And she just smiled
and held my hand

♪ Oh, rent a flat
above the shop

♪ And cut your hair and get a job

♪ Smoke some fags
and play some pool

♪ Pretend you never went to school

♪ Still, you'll never get it right

♪ Cause when you're laying
in bed at night

♪ Watching roaches climb the wall

♪ Well, if you called your dad,
he could stop it all

♪ You'll never live
like common people

♪ You'll never do whatever
common people do

♪ Never fail like common people

♪ You'll never have to watch
your life slide out of view

♪ And then dance
and drink and screw

♪ Because there's
nothing else to do... ♪

FALLING MASONRY

HE TRIES TO CALM ELEPHANT

Hold it!

He wants some slack.

Just shove that pole up, actually.

Yeah.

Yeah.

HE TRIES TO CALM ELEPHANT