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Look, I know that son of a bitch comes down this street every morning between 8

.10 and 8 .15.

All we need is the right place to nail him from.

All right.

This goddamn driving around looking for a place to rent is getting us nowhere.

Why don't we do what you suggested hours ago?

We'll just find the right place and grab it from whoever happens to be there.

And speaking of the right spot, look at that house on the corner. It's perfect.

And look at this, Frank. He didn't even have to stop. He was stopped fine.

That was giving me a great heartache in one of those windows. Wouldn't it,

Susan? Oh, that's your sweet ass, it would, honey.

Look, nun, how many times have I told you to keep your ass out of there? I'm

fucking telling you more about this than you do.

I told you once, and I'm telling you again.

Karen goes where I go.

Pull up around the corner, George.

Karen and I will see what's going on here.

What if somebody is dead?

We're going to have a party and their place looks like a nice place to have it

in. How the fuck do I know what I'll do?

Asshole. Let me find out if anyone's there before I figure out what I'm going

do. You just watch the blinds in the front window. When I slice them open a

couple of times, you come on in with your piece.

Avon calling.

How smart is it?

I didn't know they had men selling Avon now.

That's all right. Don't be surprised.

I'm Frank Smith. I'm with Avon's sales executive program. We're training Miss

Johnson in new metrics.

Oh, I see.

Why don't we come in here? We'll be more comfortable.

Oh, is there anyone else that can store a pod, too?

No, I'm going to go to my home.

You know the Secret Service.

There's a very high government official who's going to be in this neighborhood

for the next 24 hours. It's our job to protect him.

We're setting up a secondary base of operations in your house, with your

permission, of course, to see that he's safe. He's on a personal visit, and our

job is to guard this neighborhood, to see that between now and 8 .15 tomorrow

morning, this neighborhood is safe and will be gone with no problem for you.

I'm not sure I understand all this, but I guess it's all right. It'll be all

right. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Don't get up. It's my partner. I'll let him in.

Okay. Can I have a cigarette?

Sure.

I didn't realize there were three of you.

There's three of us all together.

I really appreciate what you're doing for us because we're really trying to

the individual.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Yeah.

Randy, this is a nice place, man.

Yeah, it is.

Randy?

All right, this is a high -security program, you understand?

Mm -hmm. All right.

Enemies of our country are all around.

Frankie, I am really glad you got me this. This is beautiful.

Oh, yeah.

It's all right, George.

Oh, wow.

Makes me nervous.

Everything will be okay.

Wow, this is perfect. No problem. This is really nice, Frankie.

It's really nice.

It's so nice of you to let us use your help.

These people sure act strange for going into it.

You're an astronaut, aren't you?

Geez,

Frankie. I wish I could nail the son of a bitch.

Shut up!

What's the matter, Frankie? Shut up! Just shut up!

Don't talk like that.

Frankie, I'm just...

Saying what I can do.

What is all this?

George is one of our new agents. It's all right.

He doesn't act like an agent.

Everything will be okay. Just calm down.

Don't worry. Sharon and I won't let you get hurt. Don't worry about anything.

Get hurt?

How am I going to get hurt?

Everything will be fine.

What is it with all these guns?

Is to protect all of us. It protects our country. This is an important

government official. We have to protect him. Keep doing that.

Guys, you can't believe the shot I got from you, Frankie.

Are you kidding? What the hell?

Shut up. Frankie.

Don't call him that.

Go.

Frankie. Frankie, stop that, man.

It's all right, man.

Maybe I better see some ID. You guys didn't show me any identification. We've

got ID. Everything's all right. Everything's okay.

We're protecting our country. We're protecting our country.

Right? Look, lady, there's a lot I can't tell you about. Just don't ask any

questions now. It's all going to be all right.

I don't like... You're not going to get hurt. You're not going to get hurt.

Yeah, I'll... Sharon, I'll see if you won't... You won't get hurt. You're not

going to get hurt.

You're not going to get hurt.

You're not going to get hurt. You're not going to get hurt.

You're not going to get hurt. You're not going to get hurt. You're not going to

get hurt. You're not going to get hurt.

You're not going to get hurt.

You're not going to get hurt.

Just don't ask any more questions. There's one reason we're here and one

only. We'll be out of here tomorrow morning, and if you keep your mouth

you won't get hurt.

Now, cool it.

Well, we're already not with the CIA, but we're here on a special mission.

We've got something to do, something very important to do. And he'd be cool.

He won't get hurt.

I don't know if I can handle it. But you won't get hurt.

That's the whole thing.

Yeah, I know.

We'll take care of you.

We'll take care of you.

Just be calm. Calm down.

And everything will be okay.

I don't like it at all.

You're really pretty.

Thank you. You're not bad, Lisa.

Yeah, aren't you positive?

A little.

Here, let me help you take this off.

You didn't know you had all those?

Why don't you lay back and relax?

It's a nice body.

I hate girls, but I let girls be me.

Is there a video for it?

No, I have it. I can show you how they work.

I need a video for it.

Oh,

it's in the world.

It's beautiful.

Oh, it's famous.

It's a blast.

It's famous.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh,

it

feels really good.

Oh,

this is so much fun.

Oh, I just love it.

It feels so good.

How much can you take? I can take it all.

Give it to me.

One more.

Oh, doesn't it?

You'll have one in a minute, baby.

Where's Frank?

Where's Frank?

Frank!

Frankie! Frankie, get in here!

What's going on, Dirk?

Frankie, come on!

Oh yeah.

Baby.

You know, being a hitman really isn't as glamorous as what I'm wrapped up to be.

It gets lonely sometimes.

Suck it, Shannon. Suck it.

Suck it. I'm off, baby.

Oh,

God.

Give it to me, George.

Harder.

Oh, it's so good, doesn't it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I love it. It's getting warm.

Hey!

See, I ain't even got it. It's not even loaded.

How come?

I wouldn't want to hurt anybody.

At least not unless I get paid for it.

Okay, George, you relax.

Cindy, just go to the door. Be normal.

Whoever's here is going to have to be with us.

Go right ahead. Be cool.

What's going on here I can tell you what's going on baby tomorrow morning at

I'm going to put a slug right through the forehead of some son of a bitch.

Hey, really?

He just knocked on my door and came in.

And you left him? I didn't have any choice.

You're going to be here until tomorrow, aren't you?

That's right.

And you're going to be here, too.

You're not leaving.

We won't hurt you, baby. We won't hurt you.

Just cooperate, and everything will be all right.

Have they hurt you? No.

Well, you look all right.

You look all right, too.

Yeah, what made you so comfortable, babe?

Naked. God.

I had to go.

Well, my husband's awake.

Bye.

Put your clothes on.

I gotta take some off. This is ridiculous to see.

Why?

Take your gown off.

You alright there?

Yeah.

Check this one out.

He's a good lad, too.

All right, darling.

of life.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Harder. Harder.

Oh, give it to me. Give it to me.

Deeper. Oh baby, baby, oh!

Oh yeah, that one feels good like that.

I'm hungry.

Put my head down.

Yeah?

Stroke it high with your hand, baby.

Stroke it high with your hand.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Yeah, call it a second.

I'm still on top of it. It can be a doubt, though.

Well, there you are.

Well, there you are.

Keep my head down.

um

Aww.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh, God.

Oh, Sharon, that was good.

Sharon, you're good.

A picture with arms like that, baby. Oh, you're really good.

Oh,

that's good.

Oh, that's good.

Reggie. Oh, God.

Let's go to dinner.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God, what time is it?

Oh, man, it's late. You better get home, huh?

Yeah, I was expecting a call from my husband at 11.

Were you?

Yeah.

It's been nice having you here, baby.

Wow. Really.

Hope you had a good time.

Yeah. I'm glad I came over.

You're cool now, Tom.

You know.

Yeah. Don't blow our cover.

No. No, don't worry about it. I had so much fun. I wouldn't do that.

I hear you. She's cool.

Yeah.

I wish you could stay.

Yeah, really.

Yeah.

Maybe some other time you all will come back.

Oh. I don't know about that. Frankie, can we do it again?

Sure.

Okay.

I'm hungry. I'm hungry, too. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, really.

Why don't you get that for me? It sounds like a good idea.

All I got is ice cream and soda pop in the fridge.

Oh, I need more than that.

Absolutely.

Well,

what do you say, George? It's late.

Nobody's going to be here between now and morning.

The house is secured.

Our man's not due until 8 .15.

Well, let's go, Frankie. Let's go.

Right on. Let's go. Okay.

Are you going to walk me home?

Sure. Sure.

Yeah, let's get it on.

Sorry, I enjoyed myself.

Oh,

great.

Oh, my stuff.

Oh, this is the best.

You always get stressed. I don't know. We'll find out.

We'll see.

What's going on here? Get down.

Get down.

Get down.

Right here.

Down.

You. You.

Down.

You too.

Cindy, what's going on? Okay, tell them to go out. Cindy. Okay, look, these guys

are going to get hit tomorrow morning. What?

A hit. They're going to kill somebody tomorrow morning. They came in and they

took over my apartment. I didn't have any choice.

You do as we say, nobody's going to get hurt, right?

We haven't hurt anybody yet. We don't want to hurt anybody.

You're going to be with us until tomorrow morning.

Everything's going to be all right.

All right, now.

You'll be straight with us. We'll be straight with you. I'll show you. Now

up.

On the couch.

You can sit down.

Go ahead, sit down.

Hey, Sid, I heard this is one of your chicken -chick games. Sit down.

Nobody's going to get hurt.

Nobody's going to get hurt.

Yeah, we've been having a good time.

Everybody's been just great.

Haven't we been having a good time?

They've been all right so far.

I don't know who they are.

They won't tell me.

Don't worry about that.

We're here to do a job.

Yeah.

You're going to be our guest for this evening.

So that's how I'm going to visit you.

You can make yourself comfortable, really. Just relax.

I'll go with you. Just relax.

We're going to have a good time tonight.

Just relax.

Just keep it going, man. I mean, you know. Aren't we getting old friends,

We're having a good time, right?

Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Yeah. We'll have a real good time. You too, outside.

Hey, what's your friend's name?

Well, look, her name is Sheila. What does that have to do with anything? I

even know your name. She's cute. She's really cute.

Yeah, not a bad looking broad.

Well,

the lady's not exactly, uh... Do you like her?

Well... You'd like to get to know her better?

We'd like to get to know you all better.

That's what we're here for. It's late.

I'm tired. I've been here all day.

We're not ready to go to bed.

We all got to stay here. We might as well make the best of it.

We made the best of Cindy. We might as well make the best of you. We just got

here. We have the money.

Just having fun, that's all. Having a good time.

What a turnabout.

Now you're into fun.

It's all fun.

We like to have a good time.

We're never one to turn down a good time.

Okay, why not?

Let's go.

I'll show you what it's all about.

This is it.

I love dessert.

You're a lot better than the last surprise.

We want everybody to have a good time.

That's great.

Hey, Mr.

Bell.

What do they say about insects, huh?

Begins at home.

I'm sorry, brother dear, here.

I don't think mommy and daddy would mind.

What? What?

Hey, move the legs before.

What's that?

Now you know what that husband of yours went through.

I'm like, sister, you are not bad.

We just play with that sisterly company.

You like that?

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You like that, huh, buddy?

It's like you're drunk sometimes.

You're not there.

Let me just kiss him here.

You want to keep that action over there? The way they move your back is way...

So

this is what we need to do when the

RFD really fits.

When it's ringing the phone.

Fuck it.

Hey, hey, why don't you go in there? Okay.

Get it. Get it. Get it.

Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful.

How come you never did it when you were a kid?

Well... You could have saved me a lot of...

I want some more cock. Come over here.

This bed was big enough for all of us. There's enough room in there. Nice and

cozy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's warm. You can keep each other warm.

Nice and warm.

A couple.

Nice and cozy.

Here you come, Frankie.

I got him. I got him.

No, you can't do it!

I knew we couldn't trust you.

God damn, we missed him.

Shit.

God damn, bitch.