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Don't you think you should get that?

It might be important.

Look, I'll decide what's important.

Let it ring.

Yeah, but I thought... Look, you're not here to think. Just keep sucking.

Is this the mortal in question, Chubb?

The Casanova who continues to cleft hearts in twain?

That is he, Angel Number Nine.

Number One has instructed that he be punished.

It has been many centuries since we in heaven have witnessed such cruelty.

Such cases are generally reviewed by the other place.

See, cherub. See how the mortal makes love.

Angel number 10 and I will have to try some of those maneuvers ourselves.

I will see to his punishment, but now I must hasten to the meeting of the

celestial bodies.

Pox nobiscum, child.

Pox nobiscum, angel number nine.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh,

don't stop.

Oh. Oh, no.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

I'm not stopping.

Believe in me.

Don't you remember?

Hold me.

Hold me.

Go

deeper.

In the morning.

We're getting all the way in there.

I dream with you, Stephen.

I make you happy, don't I?

You know, we could be together always if we were married.

And then you could have me whenever you wanted.

Come on, Carol, knock it off, will you?

Look, I'm not changing my life for you or any broad.

Why do you always have to get so fucking emotional?

Because I love you, Stephen.

And you told me that you love me.

I'd always be here for you, taking care of you.

And our lives would mean something.

And for once, your money would have a purpose.

And maybe someday, we could have children.

Look, Carol, we've been through this all before.

What do you want to do, turn me off for good?

Look, I never lied to you. I never promised you a fucking thing.

This marriage business is like a fantasy of yours. Forget it.

But I love you, Stephen.

Oh, Christ, I'm going to take a shower.

Stephen, you're going to have to marry me.

I'm pregnant.

I'm going to have a baby.

Your baby.

You're lying.

No, I'm not.

I'm really pregnant.

Isn't it wonderful?

I don't believe it. You said you were taking a pill. How can you get pregnant?

What's going on? What kind of shit are you trying to pull on me?

I... It was just an accident.

They're not 100 % safe, you know.

And I really am pregnant.

Accident? What kind of... But you've been lying to me.

You never took any pills at all.

You never took any precautions. You planned the whole thing.

You rotten little bitch. You want to get pregnant. Nobody makes a fool out of

me. Nobody makes a fool out of me.

What do you think we're going to do with the kid?

You think Iowa's going to be its father?

Huh?

Yes, I did, damn it. Other men have children.

I stopped taking the pills weeks ago. I wanted to get pregnant. Then you have to

marry me.

Once we have it, you learn to love it.

And then your life would mean something.

Nobody tells me what to do.

You stupid cunt.

You were an easy lay.

Not even a very good one at that.

Now get the fuck out of here and don't ever come back.

Raise the bastard yourself and get an abortion. I don't give a fuck what you

But don't you ever try to see me again.

But I love you, Steven. You can't say that. Now get the fuck out of here

I really get mad.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mom, what's happening, Ryan?

Don't turn him over.

That comes to all mortals, Stephen.

The admins are according to our domain.

Who are you?

I must be dreaming.

Stephen, Stephen. Now let's just take this a little more slowly.

I am here to help you and to make it easier for you.

You are dead, and this is heaven.

And I am Angel Number Nine.

Everyone feels the same at first, but in a few moments you will be able to

accept all that is here.

You were killed instantaneously.

and were sent to heaven.

We felt that your crimes were not severe enough for you to be sent to the other

place.

I am angel number nine in the hierarchy of angels.

I am in charge of this section of heaven.

It is not only my job to offer assistance, but it is also my duty to

places to all the new angels, including the more...

dubious ones, which is what you are.

I also have the power to double out rewards and punishments.

Well, I hope you find me worthy of a reward.

Stephen!

The truth is that you are not worthy of either receiving your wings or singing

in the ethereal choir.

You have been a cad and a rake and have broken many hearts on earth.

You must now be punished and paid for your fathers.

And here is your punishment.

You will be returned to earth, alive, to your former surroundings.

Only this time there will be a slight difference.

You will be changed into a woman.

You must be kidding.

I'd rather be dead than be a woman.

That is the point.

Now you will learn what it is like to be a woman at the mercy of such as you.

You will learn how a broken heart feels.

Your sojourn on Earth will end as soon as you fall in love with the same kind

man you once were.

And if you should succeed in marrying that man, you may remain on Earth with

blessing.

Suppose I refuse to go back?

You will not refuse.

The only alternative, my dear man, is the other place.

However, we do not wish you to leave here with no memory of happiness.

You are entitled to one last affair with a woman.

And, um...

I should be more than happy to oblige.

Of course, if you do not wish it.

Angel, there's nothing more that I could wish for.

Very well.

My clothes!

This really must be heaven.

Come to me then, Stephen.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Arise, and heretofore be known as Stephanie.

Arise, and go back to your earth to begin your new life.

Awake, Stephanie, and see your new body.

Ah, and a very fine body it is indeed.

It is rather an attractive body, isn't it?

I don't feel any different.

Yet when I touch my breasts, I get a certain emotion.

A feeling.

I feel very loving.

I don't quite know how to explain it.

It is to be expected.

It is your femininity.

It is, rather.

Pleasant sensation.

I don't seem to bear any resemblance, either physically or mentally, to my

former self.

I'm ready, Angel Number Nine.

I will go back to Earth and do what is required for my penance.

Good. Now go.

And remember, when you have learned your lesson well, you may return to Heaven

for all eternity.

Stephanie, and remember thy punishment.

Oh my God!

Are you hurt?

Hey, I thought you were a guy.

Can I help you?

Do you want a doctor?

Let me help you into my truck. I'll drive you home.

George, what's yours?

Stephanie.

What are you doing?

What are you looking for?

Gold?

How come you got those funny looking clothes on anyway?

Well, you see, my body was bigger before.

And they don't have women's clothes in that particular part of heaven.

Jeez, you're weird.

Well, how would you like to try out my body?

You'll be the first one, you know.

It's brand new.

Baby, I don't think you've got all your crackers, but I sure don't care.

Well, George, do you think I'm pretty?

Yeah, I think you're pretty.

Do you have some place we could go to try it out? I mean, do you have a bed at

your place?

Oh, yeah.

Everything. Let's go, then.

Okay, honey, it's not far.

Watch your step, sweetheart.

Here it is.

Have a seat.

Oh, this is the right place.

What do you think?

It's all right. I'm anxious to try out this body, you know?

What did you say your name was?

Stephanie.

Yeah, it's really very strange.

You're sort of strange.

Want a beer?

No, thanks.

You're anxious, aren't you?

Yeah, this is the first time I've ever used this body.

It's okay.

You're really strange.

You know that.

Mine was a little bigger.

Yours was a little bigger?

You're really weird.

You're really weird, honey.

Come on, baby.

Wait a minute.

Let me start.

You sure you don't want that beer?

She's a little girl.

This really is something else.

At least the apartment is still the same.

I really am beautiful.

Angel number nine, my new life begins.

A blonde?

I wonder why I didn't remain a brunette.

Oh, well, I never did get to take that shower.

And now I can't remember why.

Oh, yes, I threw out that poor girl, Carol.

Boy, what a bastard I was.

I can't get over these breaths.

This soft pink skin.

I'm getting turned on again.

I wonder how the water is going to feel in all my new private parts.

I love my new golden hair.

At this rate, I'm going to turn into a nymphomaniac.

The thought of the water against my body, it's too much.

So this is the way a woman feels.

I want to feel my body against those smooth, soft sheets.

Hmm.

I must remember to pick up some satin sheets and a sheer silk negligee.

Hmm.

want to see everything.

I don't want to miss knowing the most secret places.

I want to feel my hands running gently along the voluptuous curves of my body.

I want to know the passion a woman feels when she caresses herself.

The water is hot inside of me.

My nipples, they get hard when I touch them.

My desires, they're overwhelming me.

Oh, my finger in my cunt excites my womanly juices.

I feel my orgasm growing nearer. I'm going to cum.

I'm going to cum very soon now. Oh, my hot liquid will mingle with the

droplets of the shower.

I've never known such excitement.

I've never been so aroused.

My new throbbing body cries out for release.

My breasts grow hard.

My cunt is wet and hot. My fingers explore my innermost places.

Oh, Stephen.

You can't know how this feels.

I've forgotten already what it's like to be a man.

The water is a pressure on my delicate lips.

It's exquisitely unbearable.

All my release is here.

All my skin, my nipples. The sheer agony of prolonging orgasm.

My finger deeper.

I must go deeper.

I must feel it in every part of my body.

I'm coming.

I can feel it.

Deeper, twisting around and around.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

A pleasure that's almost unbearable.

That was nothing like being a man.

Thank you, angel number nine.

I've never been so happy. Your punishment, it's like a reward.

Perhaps you've made a mistake.

I'll never learn any lesson being this satisfied.

We'll see.

We'll see.

Well, good night, angel number nine.

Good night, my sleeping beauty.

I thought I'd surprise you. The key was under the mat and I didn't want to wake

you, so... Who are you?

How'd you get in here?

Where's Steven?

Oh, wait a minute. I get it. He's still in bed.

That dirty creep. He told me I was the only one.

Wait, Linda. It's me.

Steven.

Let me explain. Come sit down.

Here, why don't you have a drink?

I think you're going to need this.

This is going to sound absurd, but I was out walking yesterday, and I got struck

down by a car.

The next thing I knew, I was in heaven.

You're absolutely crazy.

And if Stephen did die, he wouldn't have gone to heaven. I'm going to find him

and... Wait, let me explain.

While I was in heaven, the angel said that since I had committed certain

offenses while I was on earth, I had to be punished.

And so she sent me back as a woman to suffer the heartbreak of unrequited

love. I don't believe a word of it.

Either you're crazy...

Or Stephen put you up to this, this explanation.

And I'm not going to. Look it, look it, Linda. Just look at this.

Oh, my God.

It says Stephen was killed in an accident.

All right, Linda.

I'm still here.

We can still make love together.

It'll just be a little different.

Oh, Stephen.

Stephen.

It is you.

But you can call me Stephanie now.

Let's forget about breakfast come with me

Oh, Stephanie.

I like you better as a woman.

So gentle.

Your tongue.

Getting better and better.

Tomorrow, I think I'll begin by getting a job.

Something feminine.

Hmm. Perhaps a model.

I'm more than beautiful enough.

Well, good night, dear Linda.

I beat it, you dumb cunt. You look like shit.

Mr. Williams?

I'm Stephanie Ellis.

Linda Benson, a girlfriend of mine, said I... Take care, Stephanie.

Watch thyself.

Linda tells me you want to be a model.

Why?

I guess Linda didn't tell you anything about me.

It's not that I need the money. It's just that I've had a certain upset.

Foolish, you boy talk.

feel as feminine as possible all the time.

Let's see what I'd be photographing.

Don't like anything unless it's perfect.

When it's perfect, I get bored.

Understand me?

You'll do.

Let's go in the back, get your clothes off. I'll be there in a minute. Your

punishment begins and you are, as a man, being led to slaughter.

My choice could not have been better.

This man is a devil and dangerously irresistible.

Hmm. The next step.

A romantic supper, I suppose.

He'll waste no time.

Switching to us?

Think I'm falling in love with you, Seth, no?

I'd like you to stay with me.

Forever. Just the two of us.

You won't make love to anyone else but me.

Sounds very nice.

Maybe you could come to the studio and help me with my work every day.

I just want to be near you all the time.

I'll never separate.

We can live together here.

You can help me at the studio.

I think I'd like to get you someplace where we could relax a little more.

Maybe stretch out.

You think you'd be comfortable maybe over

by the fireplace there?

That sounds lovely.

Because I...

I really can't see as much of you as I'd like to sitting here at the table.

And these dirty dishes are not

what I want to be looking at.

Hello?

Boom. Boom.

Gather ye rosebuds while ye may.

Well, angel number ten, see the mortal fall into the trap.

This man means not a word of what he says.

Thine punishment seems too severe for the mortal's crime.

When will his time be up?

Stephanie's happiness is fleeting. It will not be much longer now.

But the mortal must learn his lesson well and must suffer a bit more.

How will he know when to return?

He will know when his time is up. His heart will be bent in two and he will be

miserable.

But he is much too happy now to return to us.

You are right.

You know how number one feels about penance and retribution.

It's best not to offend him.

Remember what happened to Lucifer.

to each other.

You've changed.

Why have you changed?

I've changed because I'm bored.

I'm bored with you. Do you understand that? I had enough. I want you out of my

life.

You get the message?

But, Jeff, I don't care how you feel about me.

I love you.

I just want to be near you.

Let me make love to you.

Is that what you want?

You want to suck my cock? That make you happy, huh?

All right.

Get down on your knees.

But I want you out of here as soon as I'm finished. You understand?

That's it.

That's right.

Suck on it.

That's right.

That's it. You want it? You want that?

That's it.

Go on. Suck it.

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

Lick that pretty bitch.

That's right.

Love it, baby, because that's the last time you're going to get it. You hear

That's right.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it.

Suck it. Suck it.

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. Lick it up.

Lick my balls.

That's it. Give me time.

Lick it up, baby.

Yes.

Mm -hmm.

That's it.

That's it. Good girl.

If you do a real good job, I might even let you see me sometime.

Mm -hmm. Do you like that, huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

Lick at me.

That's it. Lick my balls.

Sit down there and lick.

Fucking cunts.

That's it.

Mm -hmm.

You don't come in here anymore.

You understand?

Not unless I send for you. You understand?

That's it.

That's it.

Lick it. Lick my balls, baby.

That's it.

Come on, lap it up.

Move that front, baby.

Good girl.

That's it.

Lick it.

Lick those balls, bitch.

That's right, baby.

That's right.

That's right, girl.

Good. Lick it. Come on.

There, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Please.

Please.

Pull over your face, please.

Like that.

Leg, come on.

Leg, you're faster.

Get the fuck out of here now.

Come on, beat it.

Can't I see you again?

I said beat it.

But what if I get one of those big parties and I can have all my friends

You can do anything you want.

I could have Linda Benson come.

She's very attractive.

You'd like her.

Please. Okay. You set it up, huh? I'll think it over.

Okay?

Now get out of here.

I have no pride left.

Nothing.

Thank you.

He stripped my soul bare.

Yeah. Yeah.

I'll play it.

love me i understand what i did to all those others he's made a fool out of me

as i did to carol and the others how could one man have such an overwhelming

lust all he cares about is his sexual pleasure he cares nothing

for that girl or me

Do this to me.

Please don't send me back. Not just yet.

I know the punishment, but I love him so much.

I don't care if he treats me this way. I just want to be near him.

Please.

Better than I expected.

He retains no male attributes. He is a foolish woman, hopelessly in love.

Stephanie's happiness is fleeting.

She has really fallen in love with this man named Jeff, and he is an absolute

swine.

Forget the mortals and their follies.

Let us make perfect love.

I will love thee in a trice, but... First I must gaze once again upon the

unfortunate soul suffering.

See, angel number ten, she hastens to her torment.

She will be begging me very soon for her release.

Meanwhile, back in heaven.

Huh?

Mwah.

um um

I love you.

I can see that you learned your romantic skills by spying into the bedrooms of

Earth. Well, angel number ten, in this particular boudoir, we are merely

observers, watching the ultimate sadism of this cruel Don Juan.

The child will record for the Book of Eternal Records all that transpires.

Prepare thine quill.

All is ready, my Queen of the Seraphim.

Let them begin when they may.

What are you doing here?

Is it you on the phone?

Yes, it was. I know you told me not to bother you anymore, but I have

something... I have something important to tell you, Jeff.

Uh -huh.

What would you like to tell me?

Not like this.

Just like this or not?

I'm pregnant.

We're going to have a baby.

Your baby!

You're lying.

I'm not lying.

I don't believe it.

You told me we were on the pill. How can you have a baby?

What the hell are you trying to do?

I guess it was just an accident. These things happen.

But we are going to have a baby.

Lying cunt. You never took the pill.

You wanted to have my kid, you fucking bitch. Nobody makes a fool out of me. I

thought they'd let me stay if I were pregnant.

I thought they'd let me stay.

Nobody tells me what to do.

You're an easy lay and not a very good one at that.

Now you get the fuck out of here and don't you ever come back.

You raise the bastard yourself or you get a fucking abortion.

Jeff, I still love you. You love me. Get the fuck out of here before I really

hurt you.

Give me back my original self.

I can't take it any longer.

The pain of being a woman is too severe.

Please take me back.

Please take me back. I beg you, please.

Stephen, have you learned your lesson well?

Do you now know why you were punished?

I have learned your etherealness, and I am humbled.

I have suffered as I made others.

I am pleased.

Stephen, you have earned your wings and a reward, and one day soon you will sing

in the heavenly choir.

Your suffering is over and you are cleansed.