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California, change the love.

Hang it on the streets where the rich women go.

Red lights flash before my eyes.

Get to work and take her by surprise.

That's what a woman wants, she's gonna get it. Even if she has to pay.

I'm just a farmer's way to explode. And the diamonds don't stand in the way.

I can show you some really fine lovin'. What do you think about that?

As we leave the terminal, may I remind you there is no smoking on the tram.

It will take 15 minutes for us to travel from the desert floor to the top of the

mountain, a distance of 8 ,000 feet.

The weather will change drastically, dropping anywhere from 30 degrees to 50

degrees.

Looking out the tram to the ground below, you will see many rare and

species of plants.

You may even see some wild mountain goats.

There are three towers supporting the cables which carry the cars.

The cars themselves were totally built in Switzerland and shipped here.

There are many hiking trails and overnight camping facilities at the top

mountain, but a permit is necessary for camping.

As the other tram goes by us, it needs to be traveling much faster than we are.

This is just an illusion due to the incline.

Both cars are attached to the same cable, thus causing them to travel

the same speed.

The tower we are approaching now has been constructed entirely by air.

The material and workmen were dropped in by helicopter.

There is no route up the mountain. by land, and all supplies must be brought

the top terminal by the car.

Under these cars, we are now carrying 20 gallons of red water.

Enjoy your visit to the top of the mountain, and please watch your step in

exiting the tram car.

I'm just a bomb that's waiting to explode. And the diamonds don't stand in

way of the gigolo, oh, the California gigolo,

oh.

California Jigga Jigga, California Jigga Lua Jigga, Jigga Jigga, California

Jigga Lua Jigga, Jigga Jigga, California Jigga Lua Jigga.

Hey, it's hot in L .A., but we're going to cool it here at KLAX by sending this

one out to John and Joan in Beverly Hills.

The fabulous Zulu King's doing beat it, going to do it to you Los Angeles, yeah.

I love you.

You again?

Who else? The big cock of the world. I mean, you'd think I'd have come all over

you.

Would you really do that to me?

Take it all over.

That's what you need.

You can't go out in the park like a ring in a rod.

Yeah, think of my big cock, baby.

Skin in that.

Yeah, think of skin in that. Skin back down over my head, baby. My head comes

out. Yeah, think of it.

Think of it. You love to watch me cum, don't you? Want to see the cum come

out of the end of my cum?

Into your mouth, all over your face and your hair.

Rub it all over your body. Yeah, tons of it, baby.

You like to touch it. Love it, don't you? Yeah. Oh, you love cock, don't you?

You're thinking about my cock and your pussy, aren't you? That big, wonderful

cock and that tight, little, beautiful, golden cunt of yours.

Oh, yeah, baby. Think of it. Think of all that comes squirting out, baby. Just

like a lard bucket exploding. I have to tell you, you're getting close, aren't

you, huh?

Yeah, baby, uh -huh. You're getting close in there now, aren't you? You

ready to come, baby? Huh?

You about ready to come, aren't you, you fucking cunt? Yeah.

Always wake up early.

Damn, can a man find teeth anytime?

Even if it's early in the morning.

Gomez, will you answer the phone, please?

Gomez, will you answer the damn phone?

Buenos dias.

I'm Mr. Lofty's new houseboy. My name is Gomez.

Well, Gomez, let me talk with your boss.

Senor John, he's for you.

Who is... Maybe the one you called the screamer. I think so.

Okay.

Hello, John. Demons bothering you again? I guess I'm getting predictable, but

yes, they are. He called again.

and quite mad young woman named Joan.

I know, John, but I just can't help it. I have hard enough time sleeping as it

is. Now I'm getting all agitated, and I have a very important meeting with a

client from Texas.

I'm out of volumes. I'm overworked, underfed, underfucked. Oh, Johnny,

just this one time.

Joan, I've got a really busy schedule. I mean, I've got to... Such a doll. I

knew you'd understand.

Come over as fast as you can.

I'll be waiting.

Duty calls.

What a nice surprise.

What brings you here this hour in the morning?

Knock it off, John.

Here you sing, John.

Come on, Joan. You said you were going to hurry up.

Oh, it's just that you're doing so good.

Oh, I don't ever want it to end.

Well, five more minutes and I've got to go, okay?

Oh, okay, okay. I'll try harder.

Come on, fuck instead.

Oh, fuck.

time, oh my god.

45 seconds.

No!

15 seconds and counting.

10.

Remember I told you I had something special for you? How could I forget it?

Here. I think you've earned it.

Can I tear the ribbon or should I do this neatly?

Sure, just rip it off. Rip it off. Rip it off fast.

Something special for a special man.

Yeah.

I don't know what to say. It's beautiful.

I love it.

You still love me, John?

Mm -hmm.

You know I love only you, huh?

Hmm?

Okay, now I'm late and I've got to get out of here.

All right?

Oh, you look cute.

All right, give me a call.

All right? Okay.

Bye. Bye -bye.

Okay. Yeah, I won't be late. One o 'clock.

All right.

Goodbye.

See, you look nice.

Thank you, Gomez.

Listen, I'm going to be out all day.

I've got a really busy schedule. I have to see Mrs.

Orangewood, and then I've got a business appointment at one o 'clock.

Beatnik?

Yeah, you know, the oil deal I was telling you about.

Oil deal?

Oh, si.

Well, if I'm late for that one o 'clock appointment with the attorneys, I could

blow the whole deal.

But do you really think that there is oil off the coast of Santo Domingo?

Well, I did a geological survey, and all the tests are concluded.

There's only one person who stands a chance in a bidding, and I'm not worried

about him.

My caramba.

What? What's the matter?

Mrs. will be here in 15 minutes.

Okay, I haven't got time for her. I'll tell you what, she's all yours.

I'm tired of her anyway.

She's too weird, her and her costumes and her games.

You treat her really nice, okay?

She's got mucho dinero and she just loves to spend it on pretty young boys.

Si?

I think so.

Yeah, I think so too. You behave yourself and I'll be back tonight, okay?

Okay, bye -bye.

Buenos dias, chulita.

Puedo ayudar usted con algo.

That devil John.

He's always up to something fun.

I'm trying to sell these cookies for merit points, and I wanted to know if

like to buy some, mister.

Si, si, amiguita.

Pase adelante.

Oh, no. I can't come in. They told me never to go into a house alone.

Well... Okay, since you put it that way.

I just wonder what John's got in store for me today.

Ooh, I just love Spanish.

It's Katie. What's the tuya?

What?

Forget the milk, Pancho.

Bring me a Tanqueray martini dry, shaken, not stirred.

I think you and I are going to have a lot of fun together.

Eh, amigo?

I think so too, baby. I'll get you a drink.

Ah. Mm.

Mm. Oh.

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh.

Now you listen to me, Steiner.

I've been in this business for over 13 years and no one talks to me that way.

My lawyer is in touch with your lawyer and we'll settle this thing in court.

When this business is over, I'm personally going to punch your damn

Kathy?

Yes, hold all my calls for the next hour or so. I have a million things to do

before Myers and his group get here.

Yes, dear, that means especially Myers.

Hi, honey.

See this, baby?

You like this?

Look at it.

Come and get it, baby. Come and get it. Come and get it.

Hey.

Oh, stop looking at that. Look at me. Hey, like this. Like this. Look at this.

Hey, baby. Come and get it.

Got a look at that.

Want to play with it, baby?

Want to play with it?

Too bad you can't get it.

Huh? Huh?

Not nice.

Come on.

Sit down.

Sit down. Sit down.

Stop. Don't make too much noise.

It's not nice to tease people. Please don't hurt me. You're going to pay for

this. Hold still.

Hold still.

I'll do anything you say. Please don't hurt me. Well, I know you're going to do

anything I say.

Stay there.

Stop it. Please don't hurt me. Stay still.

What's this?

Bill?

Please, no.

Put your hands on your knees.

Hands on your knees. Put them down.

Stay there.

Stay behind your rich goddamn office.

Stay there.

Put your head down.

You don't even get to look at me.

Bitch. Here, put your head up here.

Suck. Suck.

Suck.

Suck. Sit up in your rich office teasing people, huh?

Suck.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Please.

You like that?

You like that?

Well, tell me you like it.

Oh,

say it.

Say it.

Let go. Let go.

Please don't hurt me.

Lay down. Lay down.

I didn't tell you to get up.

Let's figure it out.

Oh.

You tease people all the time? Yeah. Huh?

Boy, you're going to suffer for it this time.

Oh, my

God. Oh, yes.

Hurry up and come, because I'm going to.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

What? Come on and tell me. Oh, yes.

Oh, thank you.

I'm going to be late. What the hell do you think you're doing?

Hey, I've got an appointment at one o 'clock.

Listen, my dear.

You just stay right here. If I think for you to stay here and fuck me, I intend

for you to stay here and fuck me.

Who the hell do you think you are anyway?

I'm late. I've got an appointment.

Okay.

Okay. I told you.

See you next week.

What have I... Come back here.

How... Get back here.

You bastard, you.

Oh, I see him again.

Kathy!

Just get out of here!

You bastard!

Come back here!

Pick up that man over there.

The one hitchhiking.

Uh, I ran out of gas. Can you give me a lift?

Did you really run out of gas, or are you just waiting to see who's going to

pick you up? Yeah, right. Oh, wait a minute. Come on back. I just wanted to

if you're some kind of weirdo or something. Come in. I'll give you a

Okay. Thanks a lot.

Tell me something about yourself.

What's to tell? I'm a sexual therapist.

Sounds interesting.

You must have some great stories to tell.

Not really. I think maybe my occupation should be my business.

It's pretty private.

Well, from the looks of that ring on your finger there, you must have a few

of some sort.

I wonder.

Oh, well.

There's nothing you could tell me or show me that I haven't seen or done

What do you think about that?

I think there's something that I can show you that you haven't seen before.

As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet my ring against yours, but I can tell

you it's been really fine loving.

There's certainly no beating around the bush with you, is there?

Only one slight problem. My ring's worth about $60 ,000, and yours isn't

anywhere near that.

Okay, I'm confident enough that I can beat you.

I'll throw in my ring plus the lot I own in Malibu.

I already have a lot in Malibu and a house on it also.

But I could use another one. What's your name?

John Lofton. What's yours?

Carolyn St. James. Where's your place?

Can't go to my place.

How about yours?

One slight problem.

Married, huh?

You got it, baby. Yeah. But I've got a place for such occasions.

Donald the Beach House.

All right.

Suns up, suns down, suns up, suns up, suns up, suns up, suns up, suns up, suns

up, suns up,

suns up.

The sky is blue, clouds are white, the show goes on to daylight.

They roll by day, they rock by night, but nobody, nobody's single or polite.

As this sea saw, as this day by day,

as this sea saw, California.

Tell it, tell it, my dear.

The sun is hot, the oven is hot.

The music is good, a great show time.

The boys get around, the girls get around.

And it's such a great, such a great time.

As the city stops.

Oh,

I end up using it more than he does.

Do you know the Thomases?

They're a fabulous couple. They had a great party on their boat Saturday.

Did you, doll?

No, I don't think so. I don't even know the Thomases.

Oh, everybody was there.

It was fun for a while.

But, you know, they're swingers.

And that scene gets a little dated for me after a while.

You know, fucky, fucky, fucky, fucky, roll over and do it again with somebody

new. I mean, please, that scene gets to be such a bore.

I wouldn't know about that one. I'm more or less a, uh... One -on -one person

myself. Oh, one -on -one.

I'm not much of a gambler, but I really think this is one bet I can take hands

down.

We'll see.

Wow. Oh, no contest here, baby.

It better be worth $60 ,000.

Wow.

Oh, you do that nice.

Now I'm ready for the big cock.

Hello?

Oh, man.

¿Cómo asignó este barco?

Era un regalo de una mujer con mucho dinero.

Señora, mis ex.

Oh, Pedro.

Oh, Pedro.

Precioso. Vamos a la cama.

Sí, vamos a bajar.

Vamos.

California gigolo Hanging on the streets where the rich women go Red

lights flash before my eyes Get to work and take her by surprise

Cause what a woman wants she's gonna get Even if she has to pay

I'm just a bomb that's waiting to explode And her diamonds don't stand

in the way

Of the gigolo, the California gigolo.

California giga, giga, giga, giga, giga, gigalo, giga, gigalo. The

California gigalo, giga, gigalo, the California gigalo.