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Well, girls, the reason I call you is because I have a part for the hottest

in motion pictures.

And I have made my research.

And I have narrowed down to two girls.

You, Mei Ling, are very, very hot nowadays.

And Serena, of course, you are also tops.

My problem is...

I do not know which one of you two is really the hottest one.

Well, May Lynn, I think you're coming along just fine, but I think I can still

outdo you.

Oh, you think so?

Would you like to make a bet?

A bet?

What kind of a bet?

A thousand dollars.

Carlos, how much for the lead?

Very nice.

$25 ,000.

Mei -Lin, would you be willing to bet the part?

What do you mean?

I mean $25 ,000 and a film role.

That sounds good.

You're on.

Okay.

And who is going to be the judge of this contest or this bet that you have?

I don't mind if you'd like to be the judge.

That's a great idea.

Okay, good.

I think you have a bet.

Here you go. Thank you. You enjoy your meal. I'll be back.

Hi. Hi.

Here you go. Thank you.

Fine, then. You're back to your order, isn't it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Here's your menu, and I'll be back to take your order.

Thank you.

Here you are, sir.

Thank you. Okay, I hope you enjoy it.

You see that gentleman over there?

I'm going to go over there and fuck him.

Right here?

Right here.

Hmm.

I tell you what, if you get him, I'll take the blonde one over there.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Hmm.

I'd like to see that.

Make your move, lady.

Yeah.

Here's your food.

Hi.

I think they're already eating.

Is it good?

It's delicious.

Would you like to have some dessert?

Ooh, I'd love to.

Ooh.

Aren't you going to say hi?

Say hi.

I thought I'd come over and get a bite of meat.

Help yourself.

Really?

Really.

I like this kind of meat.

Are you serious?

Oh, I'm serious.

What is this, a camera?

I don't mind.

Oh, wow.

I

really

am hungry.

You know, I've never had cockle turkey.

Here's your food.

You think they're already eating?

I'm gonna get the ball.

Well,

customers, you know, they're always right.

I think we should join.

No, we can do it.

But we can only, you know, I thought we were over here.

No, thanks.

Okay.

You know what I think this is, dear? I think this is one of, how they say,

swinging restaurants, you know, we read about in the guidebook.

And you know what that means? That everybody changes and switches around,

know?

I think that's what it is, you know?

Oh. Oh.

Serena, let's do something real hot and get all the guys together.

Okay? Come over here and get them over this way.

Come over here.

Come on, you guys. Come over here.

Yeah, come on.

Oh,

come on. Give me that. Oh, come on.

Be a nice guy.

Come on.

ah ah

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ah. Ah.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh

Bye.

Bye.

Oh.

How about right here? That looks good.

Thank you.

Hi girls,

how are you?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is this a gay bar?

Gordo?

No.

What would you like to have?

Oh, a dragon.

Well, dragon, angel.

I think I'll have a silk stocking.

Okay, coming right up.

You see those two gay girls over there?

One of them's Oriental.

I think I'm going to get her.

Oh, May Lynn, please don't try. You know how they are. They're so jealous.

Hmm.

Be a lot of fun trying.

I know. They are cute.

Well, if you really get the Oriental, I'll take the other one.

Okay.

Stay here. I'll be right back.

Hello.

Hi. My name is Mei Lin.

Are you Chinese?

Yes, I am.

You are? I am too.

I was noticing that.

I was wondering if you two would like to join us at our booth over there.

Oh.

Oh,

I would. Shall we?

Great. Come on.

Great. Come on over this way. Okay.

Hi. Have a seat. Thank you.

Hi. I'm Serena.

Hi. My name's Jane. Jane.

That's lovely.

I like Serena. I come from Sereneburg.

Well, I've tried a little bit.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Serena, I've seen all your films. I really like you.

You're really sexy.

Oh, goodness.

Well, I have a good time. Yeah, you're beautiful both off -screen and on.

Oh, well.

Melene, I've seen a lot of your pictures, too. I don't know if I've seen

all, but you're a real turn -on. You like them, huh?

Yes. Oh, great.

And I love them. I've seen them all. Yours and hers.

Well, thank you.

I'm glad you're self -minded, Jade.

Oh, thank you. I am. I've seen those movies, and they're really pornographic.

Oh. But I love them.

All right.

Come on over here.

My name's Sharon.

Hi. Well, let's have a toast here.

Okay. Drink to us. All right. Sure.

Jade,

have you ever had your pussy eaten in a bar?

No, what?

I would like to eat it right now.

You would?

But, well, what about the bartender?

Don't worry about him.

If he raises any hell, I'll fuck him.

Right, Sharon?

I don't know.

I've never fucked a guy before.

Well, there's always time to learn.

Gee, I guess so.

Jane. Why don't you sit up here and make yourself comfortable?

That looks like a good spot.

Let me help you with these.

You want to eat my pudgy, huh?

Oh, I sure do.

Oh, let's see. Let me help you here.

Careful.

Put it to the core, son.

You're going to get your beard on.

There we go.

Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

Oh, let's see, get your hair.

Great.

Ooh, look at that straight hair. That's just like mine, too.

A little Latin coming.

Oh,

what a sweet tongue.

Oh,

I like that little tongue.

You don't mind if I take my drinks to you?

Wait,

there's just like a flower down there. Oh, my.

Oh,

I haven't had an oriental girl in ages.

Oh,

nice brown bread.

Let me get more comfortable here. Let me get

up this way.

Thank you.

Let me get that pussy again.

Put your leg up here so I can get to it.

Of course.

Good again.

It's so nice.

We've got to share this. All right. Come on.

Hi.

Different,

huh? Yeah, this one's curly.

Look at Serena.

Oh,

they look like they're having a good time.

Really? Long hair and that dirt bush.

Yeah, good contrast there. Uh -huh, they make a good couple.

Take my sweetie over.

Oh, no.

It makes my hair stick straight up.

I've never done this before in a bar.

Oh, it's exciting.

Oh, boy, look at his lips.

I always thought that Asian women were nutty.

oh it's exciting

I always said that Asian women were exotic.

Oh. Oh.

God, I've never done one before in a while.

Oh, it's exciting.

I can't believe you all managed to run through that race, man. I'm really proud

of you. It's great.

It's unbelievable.

Hey, is this the happy hour?

I got it.

Oh.

Could be the hors d 'oeuvres.

Oh. How about you guys have a good evening?

Yeah, yeah.

The show? The show?

The show? Is this the show?

Yeah. You want to join the show? Maybe.

We want to join the show.

Not a scotch double.

Double scotch. I want, yeah, I want at least that much. Maybe a triple for me.

Glad you have a double pussy, huh?

Oh, come on. Is it on the house?

No, it's in the house.

No cover, huh?

Hey, you know, that's a good deal. I think we're in the right part.

I think you're going to make a lot of money there.

You can put another one up if you want.

Why don't you guys get more comfortable and come over here?

Come on.

Hey, Matt, we get to sit in close for the close -up view now. Sure.

I was thinking of taking you out for dinner to celebrate, but you took me out

all I need to take out.

We even got a virgin over here for you.

A virgin.

Don't advertise.

It's never happened before. It's a virgin, I know.

It's cute. It's in the water, you know. I was thinking of taking you out for a

drink.

Let's see now.

How are we going to get in here?

This isn't a tease here. We're not going to take off our clothing and find out

that you're playing a big joke on us.

This is one of the happy bars, right? Don't they call this the gay bar?

This is going to be a real happy bar.

Happy bar.

Happy, happy.

All right.

Everyone.

Come over here and try this.

Take a look at it.

This is, yeah.

Look at that.

Look at this. What do you think?

There we go.

Here we go.

You want this one?

It's a little warm in here.

I'm afraid I'll probably not cool down right in the near future anyway, but...

Are you sure this isn't a fantasy?

This is... Don't complain. Don't complain.

Fucking harder.

Let me try some of that.

Don't hurt me.

That pussy's all wet.

I've been cocking you for a long time.

I'll take it before you break it.

Morning. Come on. Come on.

Jesus. Stick it back in again.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Yeah. Stick it in there.

I don't want to be fucked.

Let's just...

Oh, you're killing my ass.

every bar and restaurant in town.

What do you expect?

A bet is a bet.

And I do intend to win.

Win? Ha!

What are you planning to do in here?

I plan on fucking the jailer.

You do?

Well, let's see who gets in first.

All right.

Hey.

I hear him coming.

Watch this.

Well, good evening, lady.

Hello. Hi.

What are you two in for?

I bet you'd like to know.

I sure would.

For being good.

Being good?

Real good.

There's no law against that.

You sure are getting lonely in here.

Well, I would, too, if I was locked up behind bars like you two are.

My, my.

Pretty two little pretty faces like yours.

Thank you.

We've got pretty other things, too. We sure do.

My, my.

You were thrown in jail for that.

We were good.

My, my, how good are you, sweetheart?

Hello. Hello.

Can you show me what you're thrown in jail for?

Uh -huh.

Oh, no.

Oh, this is mine.

This is mine. Don't you like blondes, big boy?

Oh, this is mine.

What the hell's going on?

Hey, boss.

Fucking John.

Hey, Al.

Lonely nights, remember?

Son of a bitch, man. You're gonna get us fucking in trouble.

Well, that's what they're in trouble for, so I might as well join them.

What's the matter with you, honey? You a faggot?

I'm no fucking faggot.

This is against regulations. You know that.

You want to fuck?

Me want to fuck?

Yeah, you.

Come on in.

Well, lonely nights.

Lonely nights. That's a different story, huh?

John, I figured you'd fucking pick the oriental, huh?

It's been a long time.

what you're getting into, honey? Oh, yeah, baby. Come here.

John,

you know we're going to get popped with this, huh?

Might be worth spending a couple of years in here with these ladies.

Yeah.

I like to watch you.

Oh, shit.

Keep your eye on this one, huh, John?

Oh.

Hmm.

Ooh.

Fucking comes with being good.

I heard something.

I heard something about fucking.

Oh, yeah.

Let me show you.

Hey,

John. Do a little number here?

Yeah.

Is it slanted like this?

It is slanted. You come over here and look at it. I'll be right there.

I'll show you it's slanted.

In a little bit.

Ooh,

look at this.

Fucking jock. Oh, my.

The fuck are they doing? Having fun.

This is number 268.

Jailhouse special.

Look at those guys.

They're going to look like us pretty soon.

Yep. Got it.

That's more like it. Oh, that would dip me, baby.

What do you think about their position?

I don't know.

You want to try that?

Yeah, I'd like to try that.

Okay,

let's try that one.

Pull the switcheroodie.

I don't see why not.

Hey.

Why don't they try to make the great escape when we switch.

So why don't you just carry that one over here then and make sure that don't

happen.

Where is it?

That's the first thing.

Thank you.

Nobody bailed you out. You've been kicked out.

We got fired.

What? Told your ass. They were on the other side of the wall, man. They heard

every fucking thing. Oh, no.

Come on, get your clothes.

I told you we were...

I see you've got this lovely bathtub here.

What's up?

Well, I consider this the showdown to really see who can do the most.

All right.

You're on.

Come in.

Hello, Serena. Hey, Steve.

How you been?

Hi. Haven't seen you in a while. This is my man.

Nice to meet you. Hello.

Hi, I'm Bob.

Hi. I'm Antonio.

I'm John.

Hello. I'm Kirk.

Hi. What's with the nice bathtub here? Isn't it lovely?

It's my big surprise.

Well, I bought some friends of mine, and there's a hundred other guys out there.

I was wondering what you had in mind today.

Well, you'll find out.

You guys go enjoy yourself in the lobby. Have a drink. We'll call you when we

need you.

Sounds like fun. We'll be waiting. Just don't be long.

They're cute, huh?

They sure are.

All right.

You ready, May Lynn?

You bet.

My.

Serena, we better not get involved with each other right now. There's a lot of

guys out there.

You're right.

that we should wear a mask before we come in.

This way there's no hard feelings. We can take our pick.

Good idea.

All right.

Look at all these guys.

Another one over here.

Why don't you take off my stocking? There's more. My goodness.

More and more.

Oh, just surrounded by cops. All right.

let's try some of these wow what a surprise

Oh, I wish I had more hands.

I wish I had more mouth here.

Oh, Lord.

Welcome. Welcome.

Wow.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh my God!

I've got words on my...

Looks like we got them all.

Looks like.

Come on, let's go see the male strippers on Broadway.

Yeah, let's do something exciting.

Well,

I

have made my decision.

Who won?

No one.

It's a tie.

So... Who got the part?

If you don't mind working together, you both get the part.

That's wonderful.

Great.

Well, I have been talking to my associates.

I have very good news.

I have been authorized to give you a check of $25 ,000 to each one of you.

That's terrific.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.