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Bill?

What's going on?

I thought I heard a moan, but no one here.

Wait a minute.

Oh, good. No problem.

My computer reports are all here.

They're damn important.

Thanks, Bill.

I'm glad I could be of service, Mr. Fishbait.

See ya.

That strange smell.

And why is my chair damp?

What's all this talk about Ma Bell buying up the company and replacing us

computers? I'll tell you this, guys.

In the ten years that I've been with this company, I've seen a lot of things

happen that no computer could figure out.

That's for sure. I've been here for six and a half years, and I'd like to see a

computer try to understand some of the things that people want.

I swear, sometimes I feel like a translator for the United Nations.

Well, it's all part of the job.

I just hope I can keep mine.

I'm sure if the company realized what a service we provide, they wouldn't want

to replace us.

Maybe I could speak to some of the linemen. They might be able to help us

Well, Cindy, you just better be careful. Every time one of those pole climbers

gets a good look at you, they seem to want to install a new service in you.

Here comes the most beautiful supervisor in the phone business.

I mean, really, Lonnie. If you'd have been around old Alexander Graham Bell in

his tinkering days, I'm sure messages would still move by Pony Express.

David, you say just about the nicest things a person could say.

And it happens to be the truth. You do look great today, Lonnie.

Oh, girl.

And David, our token toward equal opportunity.

Thank you.

But I've got to talk to you about a subject that's become unavoidable.

That about losing our job to the computer?

Well, you're half right, Cindy.

I came to tell you that they're seriously considering a switchover.

I think I have an idea to keep that from happening.

Good. I'd hate to be out of a job. Just when I found one that I don't screw up

so badly.

Cindy, someone who looks like you isn't going to have trouble finding a willing

employer. How about worrying about me?

Now, hold on, gang. We're jumping overboard.

I'm just telling you that the company is giving serious consideration to the

computer idea.

I personally don't feel any machine could ever replace human assistance.

It's great that you feel that way, Lonnie, but what do we do to convince

bigwigs?

Well, that's why I wanted to meet with you this morning before the shift

I have an idea.

We're willing ears.

Let's hear it. We prove to the company that we give the kind of service that no

hunk of hardware could ever give.

The job is satisfying the customer, and if we do it better than the machines,

the company will have to keep us.

But how do we prove that to the big shots?

Well, from now on, when you answer an operator assistant call, and you think

can help them out yourself, do your best to help.

Then, when you're finished, suggest to them that the way of showing their

appreciation would be a call or a letter to the company, or to fish bait.

And if we really go out of the way to help, positive responses should start

coming in real soon.

What do you say?

Let's do it.

I still want my paycheck.

Whatever it takes, I'll do it.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Well, let's get to work, folks. Let's show them. Let's do it.

Sir, I'm connecting you right now to the operator. Can I help you? Can I help

you? Yes, ma 'am. That number is... I'm afraid not, sir. One, two, three. I do

my best.

Okay. Can I help you?

I'm sorry.

Well, you're too sweet.

Sorry. Okay, one minute.

Operator, may I help you?

Yes,

ma 'am, we have a payment. Can you hold this one, ma 'am?

Thank you.

Operator, can I help you?

Operator, can I help you?

I'm sorry,

could you repeat that, sir?

May I help you? Oh, yeah, you sure can.

See, I'm building an addition out of my house here, and I'm having a little

trouble with my framing instructions.

Oh, I'll help you, sir. Service is our business, and we aim to please.

Oh, good.

Well, look, I'll tell you what I've done so far, okay? It says here to use 10,

2x12, and then run an L -brace into the corners, and then you run a tongue along

the groove in the floor with the 3 -quarter -inch CDs, okay?

I have a question.

Do I put braces up all along the sides, or do I just knock these braces out?

Well, I think you should remove your braces. It might make it a lot easier

me to understand you.

I know I felt great when they took my braces off.

Oh, good. That sounds simple. I'll try it, okay? You hold on.

Just a minute.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

I bet you got a nice, hot pussy.

Just wait.

Sir, your number's now being traced.

You bet I got a hot pussy.

What's your name, honey?

Dick. Big Dick. Well, I'm sure that name fits you fine.

Bet you got that big dick just waiting for me right now.

You betcha, bitch.

I'm gonna fuck you real good.

When I'm done with you, you won't be able to walk for two weeks.

Your cunt's gonna be so hot and wet, you won't be able to take it.

Oh, Dick, you get me so hot.

My pussy's on fire just thinking about that big dick of yours inside of me.

God, you should see how swollen my lips are.

Juice is running down my thighs.

Now if I fuck you in the cunt,

I'm gonna fuck you in the face.

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you.

Then I'm going to fuck you between the tits.

Then I'm going to fuck your armpits.

Then I'm going to eat you like you've never been eaten before.

Then I'm going to suck your ass.

Then I'm going to take my great big hose and ram it in your sweet little

asshole. Then I'm going to fuck you in the ass, bitch.

Oh, I can just imagine how it's going to feel with that big cot pumping into any

of my holes.

Oh, so good.

And I'm gonna lick you all over.

And I'm gonna fuck you.

I'll take the humidifier for you.

Good thinking.

Now, about this changeover.

The board is going to make the decision in the next two weeks.

Do you think your operators can show their true value by then?

I have a great group.

I think they'll be showing results before you know it.

Don't you have any influence with the board?

Wouldn't you talk to them? They'd listen to you.

I need a substantial reason to go to bat for you, Lonnie.

They have highly paid consultants who claim that the change to computers is

inevitable.

Computers service the public better.

What reason could I give in your defense?

Well, I don't know of a better reason than humans give more personal

Yes.

Perhaps if you were to give me...

Some of that personal attention.

Maybe I could help.

Well, we all like you.

But of course there's the company's no -fraternization policy.

Screw the no -fraternization policy.

We both know that policies were made to be broken.

Maybe if we were to work a little closer, I'd vote for the operators.

Mr. Fishpate.

It's your move, honey.

Just remember, I have the key vote.

Well, couldn't hurt.

God you're so big.

This is what I meant by a little more cooperation.

You're really cooperating.

This is so exciting.

I never dreamed you'd be like this.

You're gonna get my vote, that's for sure.

It's going over this.

Fuck me, baby.

Fuck me.

Oh, yeah, I'm feeling it.

I can feel it getting bigger.

When I come, I'm going to blow your heart. It's going to squirt hot juice

over.

It feels so good.

Are you ready to come?

Are you ready to come?

God,

oh, God.

Come in me.

On me.

Oh, are you ready to come? Come, come, come in.

Oh, baby, I'm coming on your face.

Oh, baby, you feel so good. Even on my face.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you, sir. Please feel free to call the phone company anytime for

assistance. It's been a pleasure serving you.

You've enjoyed our service. Please let Mr.

Fishman, our general manager, know that you're a satisfied customer.

I'll let them know immediately.

Lonnie, that call should please you.

Not like you just did.

What did they want?

It was an extremely satisfied man.

I think he said his name was Richard.

He complimented the phone company on being so helpful and having such

enthusiastic employees.

Things could be looking up for the endangered operators.

Damn it, Lonnie.

I've got this readout study that the company has spent two years on.

They claim that the computers used in the large cities can also be just as

effective in the smaller communities as well.

They say that it's much more sophisticated, completely cost

What's more, they spent tons of money coming to that conclusion.

Afraid it doesn't look good for the operators.

I think we're going to have to go to the changeover.

You know, we don't plan on just giving up.

Where's that smell again?

Ocean Valley Central to all field repair trucks.

Effective immediately, gentlemen.

All repair calls are to be handled on a priority basis.

New installations are to be put on the back burner until all other problems

been solved.

Shall I repeat or do you acknowledge?

How about it, guys?

Tom?

Jim? Coming through loud and clear. Is that you, Cheryl?

You sure sound good, baby.

Hey, will I see you on my break?

Jim, this is business, not social.

My asshole brother doesn't care.

He lets me do what I want because I get things done right.

He never catches any shit from the stockings.

That's no way to talk about Mr. Fishbait.

He's your brother, and he's also your boss.

Uh, you know, he's no fun.

He won't let us pole climbers get near you beautiful ladies.

Gotta go, Jim.

Ocean Valley Central out.

Beautiful.

He just may be onto something here.

God, he is a wizard, isn't he?

Well, just keep it a secret between the two of us. Leave everything to me, okay?

Okay.

Operator assistants, can I help you?

Yeah, I'm building an extension onto my house here, and I have a little trouble

with my electrical wiring.

I was wondering if you could connect me with an electrician. Well, sir, maybe I

could help you.

My old boyfriend used to say I could really light up a room.

Okay, all right.

Let me tell you what's going on here.

See, I have all the major voltage lines that are clustered and bound with crimp

clips, okay?

And they're secured in the strip -twisted ends.

The amps are good, the colors are coded, and the lines are laid.

But I have a problem, okay?

I got these three wires, and they ain't got nowhere to go.

Two of them are black, so I figure that they're grounded, so they ain't going

nowhere. But one of them hasn't got a color, so I don't know...

If I should connect it to the yellow box or the red box?

Yes, I follow you so far.

I guess.

Well, the problem is you see I'm missing that page, so I was wondering which

color do I connect it to?

Well, I'm not totally sure.

But I've always preferred yellow. It's so bright and cheery. Don't you think?

Red is such an angry color and all.

But yellow is like sunshiny days and pretty flowers.

Red is so bold and firm.

And so much hotter than yellow.

The yellow's warm and everything.

Yeah, I think we should go with yellow.

It's so confusing, isn't it? Uh, yeah, yeah. Well, look, look. All right, I'll

try it. You know, what can I lose? Hold on.

Operator assistance, may I help you? Hello, operator.

I don't know exactly how to say this to you. I'm sorry. I'll stop laughing.

My name is Al.

My wife, Linda, and I have been having problems of a sexual nature.

I think that I must be doing something wrong because I seem to be hurting my

wife.

Well, what does Linda have to say?

Operator, I'm going to put you on the speakerphone, all right?

I'm here on speakerphone, operator.

I really, really, really love my husband.

And I want to do anything to make him happy.

And I love to suck his cock.

But we've been trying to deep throat.

Every time I try, I gag and have to stop.

I want to do anything in the world to make him happy, Operator. Do you think

could help us?

Well, I can't say that I was the first to ever deep throat.

But I must admit that it's something that I always do for my men.

Not that I sleep around a lot, you understand, but I've never met a man yet

didn't enjoy putting his cock all the way down his woman's throat.

Oh, yes.

I'm excited just thinking about your cock.

Operator, what is your name?

Cheryl. Okay.

Now, here's what I want you to do, Al.

Just relax.

And Linda and I will do all of the work.

Okay. First things first, Linda. And that is to become very comfortable with

Al's cock.

What I mean is get to know every inch of it.

And every contour.

Slowly fondle it.

And use your tongue to lick and to suck it.

Are you sucking Al's cock, Linda?

Oh, yes. It tastes so sweet.

Be sure to lick it all the way from the head, all the way down the shaft.

Now put one of his balls in your mouth.

And hum your favorite song.

The lips will be touching his balls.

So get the real heart.

You'll be feeling every sensation.

How are you doing, Al?

This is by far the most incredibly pleasurable torture that any man could

endure.

The further you go down on my cock, the better it feels. It's like virgin

territory that hasn't been sucked yet.

Hairy reams eat your heart out.

Oh, God, I'm so hot for Al's cock.

It's never felt this hard before.

It's hard as a rock.

Sounds like we're doing great so far, Linda.

Now keep licking and sucking, because I want you to make sure that he's good and

hard before we go into the next step.

Do it so that his cock is touching the back of your throat.

But don't force it. Just allow your saliva to get it really wet.

And this will help you get it down your throat when you're ready.

Come on, Linda.

I'm ready to try it now.

It feels so good.

I can understand your enthusiasm, Linda, but don't rush it.

Just keep going at the pace that we're going at.

Pace? What pace?

I'm going crazy here.

Come on.

If you're feeling relaxed, I think it's about time to do what you set out to do.

First, relax your throat and breathe easily.

Now start licking the head of Al's cock.

Now start licking the head of Al's cock.

fuck your throat.

Don't rush it.

Let your throat get used to it.

Start working more of it down.

Remember to breathe.

And let your saliva coat the shaft so that it slides down more easily.

it feels.

You're doing it.

Hallelujah, you're doing it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

A novelty, but it really feels good.

It feels like you can put my paws in your mouth and my tiger cockle at once.

Oh,

it's a little bit in.

You're doing a great job.

I'm the loveliest. I got nothing on you, honey.

Now,

deep throat.

Stiff cock.

Until his balls can't take it anymore and he shoots his hot cum all the way

your throat.

Are you still with me?

Oh, that was fabulous.

Thank you, operator.

I mean, Cheryl, thank you.

Yes, thank you. This is what I've always been wanting to do.

Well,

I'm glad I could be of assistance to you.

Be sure to let the phone company know now.

They've been thinking of replacing us with computers.

And I've never heard of a computer who could give you that kind of...

Marie?

You don't seem very enthused.

Aren't you feeling well?

I don't know.

I'm really worried about my job. Ever since my rat of a father packed up in a

split, I've had to care for my mom.

She has been ill a lot.

I really need the money.

Dad was such a bastard.

We're all worried about the problems that losing our job would cause.

That's why we have to give an extra effort to all our callers.

Can't stay down.

Yeah, you're right.

I have been letting the depressing news get the better of me.

I can't seem to snap out of it.

I'm really uptight about my mom.

Do you have any aspirin?

Sure. There's some in the infirmary.

Come on, I'll get you some.

So the guy comes out into his front lawn, and there's that penguin standing

there. The policeman comes by, and he says, Sir, you'd better take that

to the zoo, right? Right? Huh?

So the next day, the policeman comes by the same house, and he sees the man

walking the penguin down the sidewalk, and he says, Sir, I thought I told you

take that penguin to the zoo.

And he said, Well, I did. Today it's the movie.

Lonnie, I don't want to bore you, and you'll probably hate me, but I'll tell

you, I've always been jealous of you and the other girls.

There's no reason to be jealous.

We all like you.

Is there a personality problem anywhere with any of us?

No, it's nothing like that.

It's just that you're all so experienced with men.

So sure of yourselves.

Lonnie, I know this will sound really stupid, but I've never been with a guy

before.

You know, intimately.

Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

We all do what we want sexually. Nobody forces us.

You just want to save yourself for the right guy, correct?

No, that's not it at all.

I don't want to be with any guys.

None of them.

I don't trust men, and I would never want to make love with one.

And since I first got the job here, I really respected and admired you.

And now, I'm afraid I've fallen in love with you.

That's why, when you touched me...

I reacted that way.

Because I wanted to so much.

But I figured you would never want to make love with me.

Have you ever made love with anyone before?

No.

I kind of tried with a girlfriend in school.

But I felt what we would do would be really wrong.

I know you always speak negatively about your father.

Is he the reason you hate me?

I guess so.

I don't know.

Well,

not all men are like him. You'll find that out if you let yourself.

And as for me, why don't you just let me continue with the massage?

Trust me.

I do.

Oh, oh.

Are you okay?

Oh, right there. Oh.

God, you make me so hot.

Oh, now.

You're going to make me cum.

Oh, I'm cumming.

Oh, baby.

You're going to spoil me, though.

Thank you so much.

It's my pleasure.

Hi, Cheryl.

You're looking fine as ever.

You never fail to compliment me, do you?

Am I really that attractive to you?

I should say so.

I see a lot of ladies in my line of work.

You're one of the French benefits, so to speak.

But anyway, they like to have their thumbs first, if you know what I mean.

Yes, I think I know what you mean.

But if that's the case, then there are all those lustful ladies out there.

then why are you so eager to get together with me?

Well, you know, when something is too easy to get, it loses its appeal.

But when something is hard to get, it just makes the desire grow and grow, you

know what I mean?

That's very nicely put, Jim.

And I'll accept it as a compliment.

But is that all that grows?

If you like that compliment, you'll like that lustful look that's been in my

eyes all this time.

How would you like to accept a little rendezvous with its pole climbers, Paul?

We'll see what else can grow.

Well, I don't exactly have a lot of time, you know, but what do you suggest?

Well, come with me.

I'll show you.

This one was behind the plant in the corner.

I like that. I landed that one right in the ashtray.

Amazing. Oh, you know the stain on the ceiling in my office?

No wonder you're the boss.

That's how it happened.

Oh, that was a good one.

Oh, this one was very, very interesting. It's underneath my desk. How did you

get that like that?

Isn't that incredible angle? I don't know, Jim.

This is something else.

Last time I was in one of these was when some kid in high school pushed me in.

Listen, sweetheart, I guarantee you'll have a good time if you drop that skirt.

I don't know, Jim. I mean, I've been with this company ten years, and I've

been involved with anybody here, you know?

I know all the younger girls mess around like little bunnies in heat.

Even your brother chases me every once in a while with his tongue hanging out.

I don't know. I just didn't want this to be so easy, you know?

I want it to be special.

Isn't there any other way that we can do it?

Oh, come on, Cheryl. You're hanging me up now.

I want you.

I wouldn't do that.

I'm not that prudish.

Okay. But I want you to work for my affections.

I am.

And I think I know of a way where you can get what you want.

And I can keep my job.

Yeah?

Got a plan, huh?

Ocean Valley Central, the truck two. Ocean Valley Central, the truck two. Do

read me, Tom?

You gotcha, Hedgie. Fire away.

We have an emergency repair call from Miss Wanda Driftwood of 2503 Ocean View

Road. Sounds important.

You did such a good job with me this morning, I thought this call could use

touch. Told her it may take an hour, so see if you can get over there sooner.

That's a big Roger, Nancy.

I get right on it. Be there in less than 30 minutes.

Get back to work.

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Operator assistance, may I help you?

Is anybody there?

Yes, I need help.

I'm not going to make it.

Please, take a deep breath, and then tell me why you're not going to make it.

I can't. It's not something you can discuss easily.

I'm so close to the edge.

I need to talk to a shrink.

We at the phone company are always trying to help our customers.

By the sounds of your voice, you sound like a sweet girl.

Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself?

Maybe I can help.

Why don't you start with your name?

Mine's David.

David?

I still don't know.

My name's Carla.

Well, that's a good start.

Tell me what's bothering you, Carla.

I can't seem to reach orgasm.

Is that all?

Just relax and we'll talk about it.

You sure sound like a healthy young woman.

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

Well, I'm five foot two.

I have blonde hair, blue eyes.

Not a bad body.

You sure sound in fine shape.

I wonder why you can't achieve an orgasm.

Maybe you're not getting enough correct stimulation.

Or maybe you don't relax enough to enjoy.

Have you ever tried rubbing yourself to find your most sensitive areas?

You mean masturbate?

No, I was always told that girls that played with themselves were up to no

Good girls just don't do things like that.

Carla, that's baloney.

Listen, what I want you to do right now is get cozy, get naked.

And let me take care of everything.

Now, do exactly what I say.

Take a deep breath.

Exhale slowly.

And rub your hands from your face all the way down to your breasts.

Don't be afraid to stop whenever it feels good.

Now, gently explore your stomach with one hand.

While rubbing your breasts with the other.

Cut both your breasts.

And squeeze them softly.

Use your index finger to stimulate your nipples, Carla.

When you touch your pussy.

is real wet.

Explore that part of your body.

Do you feel your perineum?

That's the tissue that separates your vagina from your anus.

When I was in school, we used to call that taint.

You know why?

Because it taint cunt and it taint ass.

Imagine it's a big hard cock running up against you.

Feel your muscles contracting.

You feel it?

That means you're close.

Real close to orgasm.

Damn, you're getting me hot just listening to you.

I was spot -checking calls when I caught your last one.

I must say, you certainly know what you're doing.

Where did you learn so much about women?

I don't know. I was just doing my job.

Well, you seem to have taken care of her problem quite satisfactorily.

And as your supervisor, I feel it's my duty to take care of yours.

I'd better get up there.

Listen, you get back to work and I'll let you know what's up, okay?

Okay.

Just a minute.

Yes, Mr. Fishbank? You want to see me about something? Yes, Lonnie.

Lonnie, we've been getting a lot of calls from customers lately, and all

want to do is say thank you for our services.

In fact, we've never gotten so many compliments.

It's almost as if they've gotten wind of your plan.

Good. Wind of those computer plans really stinks.

So I'm glad customers are finally showing some appreciation.

Yes.

It's most interesting.

Well, Bonnie, I just wanted to let you know. Thank you.

Please do keep me informed.

I will.

Mrs. Difflett.

Call me Wanda.

I'm here to repair the phone.

You certainly don't waste much time, do you?

No, ma 'am. We try to service our customers quickly.

Not too quickly, I hope.

Come on in.

My husband's been gone for two weeks. He'll be gone for another week.

I'm in trouble.

The damn thing won't work.

So what's the problem?

My bell won't ring.

I also dropped things.

What about the phone here?

What about the phone?

I saw you watching me.

Did you like what you saw?

Want to see more?

If the phone doesn't work, why don't you call for assistance?

I got lucky.

But it won't set up my pussy.

What about you?

You like the way I look?

Lady, you just look good enough to eat.

How long do these service calls usually take?

Ten minutes, maybe.

Oh, well.

Hour and a half, even.

Come on, dead boy.

Let's see you service a customer.

I am hot, and I need to cool down.

Can you repair that?

You got it, lady.

Call me Wanda.

Let's see what you can do.

Wanda? Sexy lady?

I'm going to ring your bell.

Oof.

Keep that up. It's going to be a four bell alarm.

Did you all that in film repair school?

Everything in film repair school.

Sounds good.

It's fine.

Who's holding down the fort?

David and Cindy are. You know, Cindy's so excited, she's hardly taking a break.

Nancy, there's something I've got to tell you, but I can't. There isn't time.

But trust me, Cheryl may have saved the day for all of us.

Any news?

Well, everything seems to be going according to plan. Now we hope.

And I'm praying Jim comes through for us. Oh, rest assured, he will.

If I know him like I know his brother.

Yeah, is this Operator Assistance?

Uh, yes, this is Operator Assistance. May I help you?

Uh, again?

Yeah, you see, I'm building this extension out of my house.

Hey, wait a minute.

Don't I know you?

I don't believe so, sir, but can I be of some assistance?

Well, that depends on how you look at it. Everything I tried to build today

been destroyed, except for my gas fireplace.

See, I want to build one of those gas jobs so I don't have to clean it up and

it's easy to light.

You seem... to know what you're talking about, sir. Are you sure you need my

help?

Well, you see, I ran the valve, the pipe up through, and I connected the valve

and the knob.

The problem is, is the gas is already on, and I don't know which way to turn

valve. Think you can help me out?

Oh, a fireplace. That sounds so nice and romantic.

Why don't you just light it?

You think so?

No, no, I'm going to call the gas company, all right?

No, a fireplace was designed to be romantic. Just light it and enjoy.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think you're right. Hold on.

Motherfucker.

I don't recognize that voice.

I'm going to go down there and get her.

Excuse me, ma 'am. Ma 'am.

I was wondering if you could help me. I want to find a supervisor.

Yes, I'm a supervisor.

Can I help you?

Supervisor?

Good. I'm going to make this short and sweet.

There's this girl. The word's here. She's a little dizzy.

She tried to help me.

Things just haven't worked out.

She was so nice and sweet on the phone that I just had to come down here to

her in person. Do you think you can help me?

Well, I don't know. This is rather an unusual procedure.

You say she really helped you.

Oh, you can imagine.

Well, the girl you're describing sounds like Cindy. A very helpful girl.

Why don't you see if I can pull her off the switchboard?

You just wait down the hall and then firmly.

Right.

Never thought I'd be doing this to keep my job. Did you come through for us?

You think I am some kind of a chump? Of course I came through for us.

Listen, that asshole brother of mine should be getting the word any minute

Look, Shirley, I don't want you to think of it as some part of a deal, okay?

Think of it as a new beginning.

Now, I'm not going to fuck you, and I'm not going to make love to you.

I'm going to do both at the same time.

His name is Jeff.

He says the help you gave him there did his personal thing.

I'm very proud of you, Cindy.

He said he was building an addition.

Are you sure he was friendly?

He seemed very nice.

Lonnie, you're wanted in Mr.

Fishbait's office, please.

Well, he's in the infirmary. I'd better run.

Okay.

Yes, thank you very much.

Yes?

Would you hold?

Lonnie, I would not have believed the response of our customers.

They seem so appreciative of our operators. I'm getting hundreds of

I suppose now I'll have to go to the board and try to convince them that our

operators are better than their computers.

I just hope they'll listen.

That just may not be necessary.

You're just...

Well, yeah.

You wanted to see me?

God, you're beautiful.

What happened to you?

Is that from the fireplace?

Oh, no. I just had a small accident.

Oh, you poor thing. Sit down. Let me clean you up.

Okay.

I'm so sorry if I caused you any trouble.

No trouble.

Oh.

I think I'm in love.

People don't fall in love at first sight, do they?

I think they do

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I waited so long for this.

Oh, I never knew you were so...

I never knew you were so tight.

Oh,

God,

I'm going to cum.

No.

No.

Bonus.

Oh. Oh.

I have an announcement to make.

I'm sure my idea would have panned gold eventually, but Cheryl here saved the

day with immediate action.

We all owe her a big round of applause.

What's going on out there?

I don't know. It sounds like a party. Let's go see what it is.

Yeah.

Our jobs are safe, Cheryl.

How on earth did you manage that?

Well, guys, let's just say that Fishbait's brother, Jim, is not as dumb

seems. He works in the field because he's a woman chaser.

But I checked his files and I found out that he's virtually a genius.

An electronics wizard.

And Cheryl may have just put an end to his days as a womanizer as well.

I hope so.

Excuse me, troops.

I have an announcement to make.

I just got a call from Barton this afternoon.

In the L .A. office, it seems that that two -year computer study was all fouled

up. When they re -ran the program through the computers, they discovered

much too costly.

So I just wanted to let you know that you all have your jobs in their safe.

All right!

What's going on here? What did I miss?

Oh, just about the best news of the year. Maybe the decade.

Definitely the week.

At least for today.

What gives?

We've done it. We've saved our job. We've proven there's no replacing the

telephone girls. All right.

Come on, Joe.

That's right.

Well, guys, it's been a long day.

Who had the overflow shift tonight, anyway?

Cindy did.

Well, why don't the rest of us go to the Crazy Horse and celebrate?

Say, around 7 .30?

Sounds great.

Sounds great with me. 7 .30 it is. See you all later.

Bye.

Hey, Lonnie.

Marie told me what she did for her today. I never knew you were so

I could use some of that attention myself.

What Marie and I did was just one thing.

What you and I could do would be something totally different.

Mr. Fishpaint won't be in his office for the rest of the night.

We could go there.

Well, I guess I'll go on home and get ready for the party.

Wait. Wait, Mr. Frisbee.

There's something I've got to say to you before I lose my nerve.

That's why I waited here to talk to you alone.

Hmm.

You've been wanting me to go out with you for a long time.

And I've turned you down.

Are you still interested?

Of course I am.

But why, this doesn't change.

I guess you could say I'm learning about myself.

I took a big step today.

Now I'd like to take a bigger step.

I'd like you to make love to me.

But I've got to tell you that I've never made love with a man before.

You want me to be the first?

If you would.

That's fantastic.

I'll be very gentle.

I'm nervous.

No, just relax.

Everything's fine.

I locked the door. Nobody will bother to see it.

I hope

I don't hurt you.

I'll try to get two fingers in now.

Does that feel good?

Oh, Marie, that's so good.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Is that the way you do it?

Oh, yeah.

You learn quickly.

I should have tried this with you a long time ago.

This is wonderful.

I never thought it would feel so good.

I'm not going to be able to walk out of here.

I'll try everything with you.

I'm on the night shift.

Oh, yeah.

Jeff, I'd better go.

Wait for me.