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Fuck.

Do we have a first aid kit?

That's gross.

Do you want band-aids or an ace bandage?

Ace bandage is cooler.

How's that?

Tighter.

Thanks.

He's a bonafide dipshit.

Do you see this?

Yeah.

Okay, Ian, you're on nets tomorrow.

Al, you're on soil...

It's Albert, actually.

Okay, Albert.

You're on soil detail.

What are you doing?

Mosses and lichens.

Okay, as with all samples, anything you gather

needs to be thoroughly documented onsite.

Okay, that's as well as GPS readings.

Everything needs to be refrigerated promptly.

There's plenty of ethyl acetate and isopropyl alcohol

for kill jars and wet preservation.

What about lab transport?

There's a cooler.

No, who's responsible?

It's up to you two.

Do it together, alternate, it really doesn't matter.

What is this?

It's an ammonite fossil.

I found it near Lockegee Rock 12 years ago, maybe.

- Really? - Mm-hm.

It looks fake.

It's not fake.

Too hot for clothes?

Always.

Sweet dreams.

Goodnight.

Beautiful.

31, 32, 33, 34,

35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40.

Can we have a chat?

What?

We need to have a conference, all of us.

- Now? - If you don't mind.

96, 97, 98, 99.

87, 31, one, two, three,

75, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight.

Thanks.

That butterfly's all you caught?

Yeah.

The wing damage isn't ideal.

The real issue is quantity.

Hm?

Make up for it tonight.

Thank god.

Think you caught enough?

Yeah.

You ever done this guano collection thing?

It sucks.

Hey, how much weed do you have?

Let's do it.

You ready?

Wanna race?

I'm too stoned, man.

I'm stoned too.

And I got a bum knee.

Come on.

If you win, I'll take this shit to the lab tomorrow.

I will.

Damn it.

Are you asleep?

Thirsty?

That's gin and tonic.

Wanna go fishing?

You ever had bluegill?

To eat?

Nope.

Oh, it's good.

Sir, please stop urinating.

I'd appreciate your discretion about this.

Hey, was that weed laced with something last night?

No, just my normal stuff.

I think I hallucinated.

Take it easy next time.

I'll get you back for bail as soon as I can.

Okay.

I've never been arrested before.

Yeah?

Dr. Rumble called the cop a piss ant.

You serious?

And he cried in the drunk tank.

Holy shit.

Can I help you?

Maybe.

I'm Rose, this is Iris.

That's Reed.

Hey.

Do you go to Cumberland Tech?

I'm a graduate student, yeah.

Just like doing field research.

Well, cool.

We went to Boone.

That's the kinda crunchy one.

Mm-hm, no grades.

So what are y'all doing out here?

We're here to fulfill our purpose.

Oh.

What's your purpose?

We don't know yet.

Could be you.

Me?

Could be.

We also camp and hike.

You know, hang out.

No, we were actually just about to go for a swim

if you wanted to join.

Okay.

So how old are you guys, exactly?

We've each lived longer than 10 phoenixes.

One, two, three.

Could you help me reapply?

What is it?

My sunscreen.

I'll burn.

It's cold.

Warm it up with your hands first.

That was like two minutes.

- No way! - Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks.

♪ I grew up in a one horse town ♪

♪ Nothing to do but pass it around ♪

♪ Wondering ♪

♪ Will I ever get out ♪

♪ Saw me outside church one day ♪

♪ Don't forget what you had to say ♪

♪ You told me, we'd best be leaving here ♪

Hey, your beer's getting warm.

Sorry.

♪ Felt like I was gonna cry ♪

♪ Then you kissed me ♪

♪ And I knew ♪

♪ I belong with you ♪

♪ Another town, years down the line ♪

♪ Home by seven the other night ♪

♪ Toughest times in our life ♪

♪ But we tried ♪

♪ You looked at your feet ♪

Do you like country music?

No.

No, I hate it.

I do too.

♪ Told me, we'd best be leaving here ♪

♪ Then you whispered, come on ♪

♪ Baby, it's damn near already gone ♪

♪ One last look, then goodbye ♪

Can't smoke in here.

Are you serious?

Yep.

- Since when? - Sorry, buddy.

♪ And I knew ♪

♪ I belonged with you ♪

Thought this was your haunt.

It used to be.

Howdy, I'm Jim.

I'm singing "One and Only".

Singing this song for the love of my life, Diane.

♪ Told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ Ain't nothing quite as nice ♪

♪ As coming home ♪

♪ And being close with you ♪

♪ Them other guys ♪

♪ Got loving eyes ♪

♪ That much is true ♪

♪ But they don't know ♪

♪ Just how to hold you tight ♪

♪ When nights are cold ♪

Join us?

Come on!

We wanna tell you something,

but you have to answer a question first.

- Okay. - Albert, are you ticklish?

Are you ticklish?

- Let's see. - Whoa, whoa!

Ow, my fucking leg!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's okay, it's okay.

It's getting hot in here.

Should we open the tent?

No.

I said it's getting hot in here!

We need to tell you something, remember?

You guys smell that?

Holy shit.

Are you sure you know the way?

Better than you.

Better than us?

The forest is part of us.

Jesus fuck!

We know the way.

Come on, Albert.

Hello?

We're cold, man.

We having a party?

This is where you'll be sleeping.

Where are you sleeping?

- On the couch. - Why?

We could put the beds together.

All five of us?

Are these yours?

Can I take them?

Is this like...

Who are these people?

Just cool folks.

People.

What were you doing with them?

I know this is weird.

I'm very confused.

But I think...

I feel like something's happening.

Can you feel it?

Can you shut...

♪ I don't hardly talk no more ♪

♪ Cause you can't trust these clowns ♪

♪ I'm turning off and tuning out ♪

♪ Everything around ♪

♪ My thoughts too loud ♪

♪ I can't find common ground ♪

♪ I'd like to run with wolves tonight ♪

♪ Bring a bison down ♪

♪ Raindrops on silver ponds ♪

♪ The only thing that's round ♪

♪ The whisper of an owl wing ♪

♪ The only honest sound ♪

♪ I dozed in glacier dreams ♪

♪ Rose without a gown ♪

♪ I ran the square in naked rage ♪

♪ Hissed at those renowned ♪

♪ And my blood runs cold as snow ♪

♪ Wind and shame surround ♪

♪ I'm mad at the March hare ♪

♪ He led them to his town ♪

♪ But they'll find no luck ♪

♪ From feet so easily bound ♪

♪ I'd like to run with wolves tonight ♪

♪ Bring a bison down ♪

♪ But I don't hardly talk no more ♪

♪ Cause you can't trust these clowns ♪

♪ I'm turning off and tuning out ♪

♪ Everything around ♪

♪ My thoughts too loud ♪

♪ I can't find common ground ♪

♪ I'd like to run with wolves tonight ♪

♪ Bring a bison down ♪

That was so, so great.

Thanks.

Did you write that?

Yep.

Can I have a cigarette?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

You look like a fucking dragon.

Have we met before?

I don't know.

Okay, you can go.

All right, which one?

Well that's up to you.

The cypress tree symbolizes sacrifice,

and devotion.

I forget what comes next.

So now you just talk about what it means to you.

Free flowing, stream of consciousness.

Anything.

Okay, try the next one.

Is that an angel?

It's a dryad.

Like a nymph or a fairy.

I do have one for this one.

When I was little, I'd have this dream that

in my front lawn by our trailer,

there lived a colony of fairies.

They were like little Tinker Bells,

but they were all different colors.

And I'd lay down in the grass,

and they'd float up, and they'd surround me.

Is this right?

Keep going.

So they'd twinkle and they'd speak to me,

and I think telepathically.

They told me that they loved me and that I was beautiful.

And they'd touch me all over,

just so lightly on my skin.

God, I could feel the cool grass,

and their bodies were so warm.

It just felt good, like that tingle when you cum,

you know, in your knees and your ribs, fingertips.

Then my dad would come out to mow the lawn.

And I could hear him push the screen door open,

just grunting and mumbling, already sweating.

And I mean, I knew the mower would kill them.

I knew it, I just knew it telepathically.

Little Tinker Bells, they'd vanish,

they'd go off, they'd hide in the grass.

Oh god, I begged him.

I mean, crying over and over, no, please,

those are my friends.

And he just threw me aside, he'd start the mower up, and...

When he pushed it through the grass,

I could hear them screaming.

Oh god, they went on forever.

And I just cried and cried,

just kneeling there in the grass,

with the clippings sticking to me.

I'd just wake up crying and trembling.

I mean, I had that dream over and over.

Never could save them.

What does that mean?

The dryad indicates a sensitive spirit.

Did you have a shitty dad?

I had a shitty dad.

Can I flip the next one?

Yeah, sure.

What does that mean?

Are you sure?

I think so.

It's just parlor tricks, you know?

You have really cute toes.

Thank you.

They're like gummy bears.

Or like little pink popcorns.

My brother's got this weird little toe on one of his feet,

bends the wrong way.

It's really squishy.

Like a little popcorn shrimp.

Is he all right?

You're out of toilet paper.

I can't sleep either.

Okay.

Let's go.

Are your friends always so intense?

They like to have fun.

You don't?

This is fun.

That's not real.

Oh, it's a classic.

It means...

It's when the earth, the moon

and the sun are in alignment.

Also a really sick episode of "The X-Files".

Say it.

Say the word?

I don't know how to say the word.

Shouldn't that be a rule?

It's not a rule.

Have you ever played this game before?

Breakfast time, buttholes.

So I look up, and it is a bear.

A huge one, all right?

And I got back in the car so fast,

I didn't realized I'd pissed myself.

Found it.

Our shit's toast.

We need clothes and weed.

Fuck yes.

Looks good.

What do you think?

I've seen worse.

You wanna come in?

I know I said I wouldn't come around anymore,

and this is really the last time.

Jim.

You humiliated me.

- I know, I'm sorry. - No, I'm married now.

What do you want me to do?

You blowing that guy you were with?

That was our song.

This is...

Never again, all right?

Never, you understand?

Don't do this.

I'm not like you, Clarence.

I'll never be like you.

Oh, so that's it?

That's it.

Are you guys all good here?

Are you leaving?

Yeah.

We gotta go.

I'm staying.

Where you going?

Don't go.

Yeah, don't go.

This thing is fucking itchy.

Your clothes itchy?

How about yours?

Yeah, a little.

♪ I told you once ♪

♪ I told you twice ♪

♪ Ain't nothing quite as nice ♪

♪ As coming home ♪

♪ And being close to you ♪

Goddamn idiot.

It's time to go now.

Why won't you tell us where we're going?

Come here.

Open your hand.

I know what we have to do.

Does anybody wanna say anything?

They're gone.

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