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Welcome

Welcome

Welcome to our filthy city. We're happy to have

to our filthy city. We're happy to have

to our filthy city. We're happy to have you here and thank you for joining us on

you here and thank you for joining us on

you here and thank you for joining us on uh on our uh home on the American

uh on our uh home on the American

uh on our uh home on the American Broadcasting Company ABC where we do not

Broadcasting Company ABC where we do not

Broadcasting Company ABC where we do not have the Olympics. If you're tuning in

have the Olympics. If you're tuning in

have the Olympics. If you're tuning in for the Olympics right now, we don't

for the Olympics right now, we don't

for the Olympics right now, we don't have them. The only rings you will ever

have them. The only rings you will ever

have them. The only rings you will ever see on this network belong to the

see on this network belong to the

see on this network belong to the Bachelor and the Bachelorette. Right,

Bachelor and the Bachelorette. Right,

Bachelor and the Bachelorette. Right, Gar?

Gar?

Gar? >> Right, Jimmy?

>> Right, Jimmy?

>> Right, Jimmy? >> Tomorrow are the opening ceremonies for

>> Tomorrow are the opening ceremonies for

>> Tomorrow are the opening ceremonies for the Winter Olympics. The most

the Winter Olympics. The most

the Winter Olympics. The most accomplished amateur athletes from all

accomplished amateur athletes from all

accomplished amateur athletes from all the countries in the world who hate us

the countries in the world who hate us

the countries in the world who hate us are gathered in Italy right now. I'll

are gathered in Italy right now. I'll

are gathered in Italy right now. I'll tell you, nothing gets me going more

tell you, nothing gets me going more

tell you, nothing gets me going more than spandexclad Lithuanians on a 9-hour

than spandexclad Lithuanians on a 9-hour

than spandexclad Lithuanians on a 9-hour tape delay. This time around, the

tape delay. This time around, the

tape delay. This time around, the Olympics will feature not one but three

Olympics will feature not one but three

Olympics will feature not one but three curling events, which I think we can all

curling events, which I think we can all

curling events, which I think we can all agree is too many curling events. It's

agree is too many curling events. It's

agree is too many curling events. It's know what the difference between curling

know what the difference between curling

know what the difference between curling and mopping is, GMO, do you know?

and mopping is, GMO, do you know?

and mopping is, GMO, do you know? >> No, I don't have either. I was just

>> No, I don't have either. I was just

>> No, I don't have either. I was just asking. Curling is easily the least

asking. Curling is easily the least

asking. Curling is easily the least athletic sport at the Olympics, but

athletic sport at the Olympics, but

athletic sport at the Olympics, but they're trying to make it more

they're trying to make it more

they're trying to make it more interesting. They've added something to

interesting. They've added something to

interesting. They've added something to the curling stones. And so you see,

the curling stones. And so you see,

the curling stones. And so you see, they've added cats

they've added cats

they've added cats and kittens to the stones. Live cats on

and kittens to the stones. Live cats on

and kittens to the stones. Live cats on each stone. And if the cat gets knocked

each stone. And if the cat gets knocked

each stone. And if the cat gets knocked off, my god, they lose. President Trump

off, my god, they lose. President Trump

off, my god, they lose. President Trump sat for an interview with NBC News that

sat for an interview with NBC News that

sat for an interview with NBC News that will air in its entirety during the

will air in its entirety during the

will air in its entirety during the Super Bowl pregame show. And I don't

Super Bowl pregame show. And I don't

Super Bowl pregame show. And I don't know if he decided to go all out because

know if he decided to go all out because

know if he decided to go all out because of the big Super Bowl audience, but this

of the big Super Bowl audience, but this

of the big Super Bowl audience, but this one was a bacon double dementia burger

one was a bacon double dementia burger

one was a bacon double dementia burger with cheese. This is even for him, this

with cheese. This is even for him, this

with cheese. This is even for him, this one was nuts. I mentioned last night

one was nuts. I mentioned last night

one was nuts. I mentioned last night that 700 ICE agents are being withdrawn

that 700 ICE agents are being withdrawn

that 700 ICE agents are being withdrawn from Minneapolis. Um, which is very good

from Minneapolis. Um, which is very good

from Minneapolis. Um, which is very good news,

news,

news, but they just added some new tour dates

but they just added some new tour dates

but they just added some new tour dates and might be coming to a city near you.

and might be coming to a city near you.

and might be coming to a city near you. >> Which cities are you headed to next? Uh,

>> Which cities are you headed to next? Uh,

>> Which cities are you headed to next? Uh, we have five cities that we're looking

we have five cities that we're looking

we have five cities that we're looking at very strongly, but we want to be

at very strongly, but we want to be

at very strongly, but we want to be invited.

invited.

invited. >> They want to be invited. They want to be

>> They want to be invited. They want to be

>> They want to be invited. They want to be invited. Isn't that the plot of the

invited. Isn't that the plot of the

invited. Isn't that the plot of the movie Sinners? You have to invite

movie Sinners? You have to invite

movie Sinners? You have to invite the monsters in. Yeah.

the monsters in. Yeah.

the monsters in. Yeah. >> After the shooting of Renee Good, you

>> After the shooting of Renee Good, you

>> After the shooting of Renee Good, you said ICE made some mistakes. What were

said ICE made some mistakes. What were

said ICE made some mistakes. What were the mistakes?

the mistakes?

the mistakes? >> Well, look, I'm not happy with the two

>> Well, look, I'm not happy with the two

>> Well, look, I'm not happy with the two incidents. It's not, you know, it's both

incidents. It's not, you know, it's both

incidents. It's not, you know, it's both of them, not one or the other. Uh he was

of them, not one or the other. Uh he was

of them, not one or the other. Uh he was not an angel and she was not an angel

not an angel and she was not an angel

not an angel and she was not an angel >> and now they

>> and now they

>> and now they they literally are angels. Thanks you.

they literally are angels. Thanks you.

they literally are angels. Thanks you. What is with He was no She was no. First

What is with He was no She was no. First

What is with He was no She was no. First of all, you don't know anything about

of all, you don't know anything about

of all, you don't know anything about those people. How dare you weigh in on

those people. How dare you weigh in on

those people. How dare you weigh in on what they were and what they weren't.

what they were and what they weren't.

what they were and what they weren't. Keep your stupid thoughts in your diaper

Keep your stupid thoughts in your diaper

Keep your stupid thoughts in your diaper where they belong on this subject. And

where they belong on this subject. And

where they belong on this subject. And secondly,

secondly,

secondly, while we're while we're identifying

while we're while we're identifying

while we're while we're identifying angels, Jeffrey Epstein was your best

angels, Jeffrey Epstein was your best

angels, Jeffrey Epstein was your best friend. So maybe leave angels out of the

friend. So maybe leave angels out of the

friend. So maybe leave angels out of the conversation. And then because that

conversation. And then because that

conversation. And then because that wasn't already disgusting enough, he

wasn't already disgusting enough, he

wasn't already disgusting enough, he made it worse.

made it worse.

made it worse. >> You mentioned Renee Good and and not and

>> You mentioned Renee Good and and not and

>> You mentioned Renee Good and and not and Alex Petty's not being angels. Do you

Alex Petty's not being angels. Do you

Alex Petty's not being angels. Do you think any of that justified what

think any of that justified what

think any of that justified what happened to them though?

happened to them though?

happened to them though? >> No, I don't. I It should have not

>> No, I don't. I It should have not

>> No, I don't. I It should have not happened. Uh it was a very sad to me. It

happened. Uh it was a very sad to me. It

happened. Uh it was a very sad to me. It was a very sad incident. Two incidents.

was a very sad incident. Two incidents.

was a very sad incident. Two incidents. And you know, they mention the one now

And you know, they mention the one now

And you know, they mention the one now they don't mention the other. Well, I

they don't mention the other. Well, I

they don't mention the other. Well, I think they were both sad. And uh you

think they were both sad. And uh you

think they were both sad. And uh you know who feels worse about it than

know who feels worse about it than

know who feels worse about it than anybody? the people of ICE.

anybody? the people of ICE.

anybody? the people of ICE. >> Right. Right. A lot of people would

>> Right. Right. A lot of people would

>> Right. Right. A lot of people would think it would be the parents or the

think it would be the parents or the

think it would be the parents or the spouses or the children of the victims.

spouses or the children of the victims.

spouses or the children of the victims. Uh but then, you know, there are a lot

Uh but then, you know, there are a lot

Uh but then, you know, there are a lot of people who don't have a brain that's

of people who don't have a brain that's

of people who don't have a brain that's shrunken down smaller than one of

shrunken down smaller than one of

shrunken down smaller than one of Anoaloopa's balls. So, it's like what

Anoaloopa's balls. So, it's like what

Anoaloopa's balls. So, it's like what John Wayne Gasey told the cops when they

John Wayne Gasey told the cops when they

John Wayne Gasey told the cops when they found all the bodies in his basement.

found all the bodies in his basement.

found all the bodies in his basement. Nobody's more tore up about this than

Nobody's more tore up about this than

Nobody's more tore up about this than me. But at the end of the day, Trump

me. But at the end of the day, Trump

me. But at the end of the day, Trump believes that ultimately what we have

believes that ultimately what we have

believes that ultimately what we have here is a simple failure to communicate.

here is a simple failure to communicate.

here is a simple failure to communicate. >> Two people. It's bad. I hate it. I hate

>> Two people. It's bad. I hate it. I hate

>> Two people. It's bad. I hate it. I hate even talking about it. Two people out of

even talking about it. Two people out of

even talking about it. Two people out of tens of thousands. Okay.

tens of thousands. Okay.

tens of thousands. Okay. >> And you get bad publicity.

>> And you get bad publicity.

>> And you get bad publicity. >> That's the real tragedy. The impact on

>> That's the real tragedy. The impact on

>> That's the real tragedy. The impact on the publicity. You know, nobody ever

the publicity. You know, nobody ever

the publicity. You know, nobody ever talks about the tens of thousands of

talks about the tens of thousands of

talks about the tens of thousands of innocent people we don't murder at these

innocent people we don't murder at these

innocent people we don't murder at these protests. Trump said so many dumb and

protests. Trump said so many dumb and

protests. Trump said so many dumb and embarrassing things during the

embarrassing things during the

embarrassing things during the interview. He may have to sue himself

interview. He may have to sue himself

interview. He may have to sue himself for another10 billion dollars. But the

for another10 billion dollars. But the

for another10 billion dollars. But the good news is we only have three more

good news is we only have three more

good news is we only have three more years of this left. on January 21st,

years of this left. on January 21st,

years of this left. on January 21st, 2029. Do you see any scenario where you

2029. Do you see any scenario where you

2029. Do you see any scenario where you were still president?

were still president?

were still president? >> I I don't know. It would be interesting.

>> I I don't know. It would be interesting.

>> I I don't know. It would be interesting. But wouldn't it be terrible if I agreed

But wouldn't it be terrible if I agreed

But wouldn't it be terrible if I agreed with, you know, if I gave you the answer

with, you know, if I gave you the answer

with, you know, if I gave you the answer that you're looking for? It would make

that you're looking for? It would make

that you're looking for? It would make life so much less exciting, right? It

life so much less exciting, right? It

life so much less exciting, right? It would be so much less exciting.

would be so much less exciting.

would be so much less exciting. >> I know. I feel like I speak for the vast

>> I know. I feel like I speak for the vast

>> I know. I feel like I speak for the vast majority of Americans when I say we are

majority of Americans when I say we are

majority of Americans when I say we are ready for our lives to be so much less

ready for our lives to be so much less

ready for our lives to be so much less exciting. We would I think we would

exciting. We would I think we would

exciting. We would I think we would enjoy living

enjoy living

enjoy living Going back to living in a in a country

Going back to living in a in a country

Going back to living in a in a country where we don't all feel like we're in

where we don't all feel like we're in

where we don't all feel like we're in the back of the bus from the movie Speed

the back of the bus from the movie Speed

the back of the bus from the movie Speed Morning, noon, and night. What do you

Morning, noon, and night. What do you

Morning, noon, and night. What do you say we give that a try? And then Trump

say we give that a try? And then Trump

say we give that a try? And then Trump offered this somewhat surprising take on

offered this somewhat surprising take on

offered this somewhat surprising take on the news that the Clintons have agreed

the news that the Clintons have agreed

the news that the Clintons have agreed to testify before the House Oversight

to testify before the House Oversight

to testify before the House Oversight Committee about Jeffrey Epstein.

Committee about Jeffrey Epstein.

Committee about Jeffrey Epstein. >> It bothers me that somebody's going

>> It bothers me that somebody's going

>> It bothers me that somebody's going after Bill Clinton. See, I like Bill

after Bill Clinton. See, I like Bill

after Bill Clinton. See, I like Bill Clinton. I still like Bill Clinton.

Clinton. I still like Bill Clinton.

Clinton. I still like Bill Clinton. >> What do you like about him? Uh, I liked

>> What do you like about him? Uh, I liked

>> What do you like about him? Uh, I liked well I liked his behavior toward me. I

well I liked his behavior toward me. I

well I liked his behavior toward me. I thought he got me. He understood me. I

thought he got me. He understood me. I

thought he got me. He understood me. I like file a fish. He liked quarter

like file a fish. He liked quarter

like file a fish. He liked quarter pounder with cheese. We had a thing. You

pounder with cheese. We had a thing. You

pounder with cheese. We had a thing. You know, he even he also called Hillary a

know, he even he also called Hillary a

know, he even he also called Hillary a smart and very capable woman. Now I'm

smart and very capable woman. Now I'm

smart and very capable woman. Now I'm really worried about him. He can't even

really worried about him. He can't even

really worried about him. He can't even remember who he hates anymore. But I I

remember who he hates anymore. But I I

remember who he hates anymore. But I I know full well what he's doing here.

know full well what he's doing here.

know full well what he's doing here. That has it has nothing to do with who

That has it has nothing to do with who

That has it has nothing to do with who he likes. The fact that Bill Clinton, a

he likes. The fact that Bill Clinton, a

he likes. The fact that Bill Clinton, a president, has agreed to testify under

president, has agreed to testify under

president, has agreed to testify under oath. He wants to do it on camera, no

oath. He wants to do it on camera, no

oath. He wants to do it on camera, no less. Puts pressure on him to testify

less. Puts pressure on him to testify

less. Puts pressure on him to testify under oath, which he very much does not

under oath, which he very much does not

under oath, which he very much does not want to do. So, he has to distance

want to do. So, he has to distance

want to do. So, he has to distance himself from this. He's like, "Well, why

himself from this. He's like, "Well, why

himself from this. He's like, "Well, why are they going after Bill Clinton?

are they going after Bill Clinton?

are they going after Bill Clinton? There's no they they are your liquors of

There's no they they are your liquors of

There's no they they are your liquors of boot. They are chaired by this guy."

boot. They are chaired by this guy."

boot. They are chaired by this guy." >> Donald Trump has answered thousands of

>> Donald Trump has answered thousands of

>> Donald Trump has answered thousands of questions from the American uh public

questions from the American uh public

questions from the American uh public and from the media about Epstein.

and from the media about Epstein.

and from the media about Epstein. >> Yeah. Well, I'm sure then he wouldn't

>> Yeah. Well, I'm sure then he wouldn't

>> Yeah. Well, I'm sure then he wouldn't mind answering those same questions

mind answering those same questions

mind answering those same questions under oath, right? You can see these

under oath, right? You can see these

under oath, right? You can see these guys, they're scurrying around like rats

guys, they're scurrying around like rats

guys, they're scurrying around like rats on a ship with a hole in the hall. Manu

on a ship with a hole in the hall. Manu

on a ship with a hole in the hall. Manu Raju of CNN asked uh Mike Johnson, the

Raju of CNN asked uh Mike Johnson, the

Raju of CNN asked uh Mike Johnson, the squeaker of the House, about this

squeaker of the House, about this

squeaker of the House, about this obvious double standard. If the Clintons

obvious double standard. If the Clintons

obvious double standard. If the Clintons are being hauled in, shouldn't the star

are being hauled in, shouldn't the star

are being hauled in, shouldn't the star of the Epstein files answer some

of the Epstein files answer some

of the Epstein files answer some questions, too?

questions, too?

questions, too? >> Shouldn't Trump have to answer some

>> Shouldn't Trump have to answer some

>> Shouldn't Trump have to answer some questions, too? He's been named more

questions, too? He's been named more

questions, too? He's been named more than a thousand times in these

than a thousand times in these

than a thousand times in these documents.

documents.

documents. >> The president submits to press inquiries

>> The president submits to press inquiries

>> The president submits to press inquiries every day.

every day.

every day. >> Not under oath. Not under oath.

>> Not under oath. Not under oath.

>> Not under oath. Not under oath. >> Not under oath. But he's asked the

>> Not under oath. But he's asked the

>> Not under oath. But he's asked the questions all the time and he answers

questions all the time and he answers

questions all the time and he answers them.

them.

them. >> Well, that sounds You ever notice Mike

>> Well, that sounds You ever notice Mike

>> Well, that sounds You ever notice Mike Johnson's always running from the

Johnson's always running from the

Johnson's always running from the reporters? He's get He's really getting

reporters? He's get He's really getting

reporters? He's get He's really getting his 10,000 steps in this week. Mike got

his 10,000 steps in this week. Mike got

his 10,000 steps in this week. Mike got a nice shout out from the president

a nice shout out from the president

a nice shout out from the president today at the National Prayer Breakfast.

today at the National Prayer Breakfast.

today at the National Prayer Breakfast. Trump made fun of him for praying before

Trump made fun of him for praying before

Trump made fun of him for praying before lunch at a prayer breakfast. You know,

lunch at a prayer breakfast. You know,

lunch at a prayer breakfast. You know, since Trump retook office, for a lot of

since Trump retook office, for a lot of

since Trump retook office, for a lot of us, every breakfast is a prayer

us, every breakfast is a prayer

us, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast, but this was the official

breakfast, but this was the official

breakfast, but this was the official one. It was the Maggot Teresa's sixth.

one. It was the Maggot Teresa's sixth.

one. It was the Maggot Teresa's sixth. appearance at the event and he gave

appearance at the event and he gave

appearance at the event and he gave quite a performance. This headline sums

quite a performance. This headline sums

quite a performance. This headline sums it up pretty well. Trump gives remarks

it up pretty well. Trump gives remarks

it up pretty well. Trump gives remarks at National Prayer Breakfast. Calls GOP

at National Prayer Breakfast. Calls GOP

at National Prayer Breakfast. Calls GOP member a just as Jesus would do.

member a just as Jesus would do.

member a just as Jesus would do. Scammy Fay Baker delivered a beautiful

Scammy Fay Baker delivered a beautiful

Scammy Fay Baker delivered a beautiful sermon. He rambled for 75 minutes about

sermon. He rambled for 75 minutes about

sermon. He rambled for 75 minutes about this and that which is amazing because

this and that which is amazing because

this and that which is amazing because this is a room full of alleged

this is a room full of alleged

this is a room full of alleged Christians which Trump he doesn't know

Christians which Trump he doesn't know

Christians which Trump he doesn't know anything about that. He doesn't go to

anything about that. He doesn't go to

anything about that. He doesn't go to church. He doesn't read the Bible. The

church. He doesn't read the Bible. The

church. He doesn't read the Bible. The only thing he prays for is money. And so

only thing he prays for is money. And so

only thing he prays for is money. And so what he does is he goes, "I know what

what he does is he goes, "I know what

what he does is he goes, "I know what Christians like Christmas."

Christians like Christmas."

Christians like Christmas." >> Remember Christmas was uh when I ran

>> Remember Christmas was uh when I ran

>> Remember Christmas was uh when I ran 2015 when I announced, I said, "We're

2015 when I announced, I said, "We're

2015 when I announced, I said, "We're going to bring back Christmas cuz the

going to bring back Christmas cuz the

going to bring back Christmas cuz the word Christmas was almost gone."

word Christmas was almost gone."

word Christmas was almost gone." >> And he saved it. Without him, Mariah

>> And he saved it. Without him, Mariah

>> And he saved it. Without him, Mariah Carey would be singing All I Want For

Carey would be singing All I Want For

Carey would be singing All I Want For and just stopping dead in her tracks. He

and just stopping dead in her tracks. He

and just stopping dead in her tracks. He saved Christmas and the measles. This

saved Christmas and the measles. This

saved Christmas and the measles. This was the highlight of the breakfast,

was the highlight of the breakfast,

was the highlight of the breakfast, though. Do you remember back in December

though. Do you remember back in December

though. Do you remember back in December when Trump botched the name of the

when Trump botched the name of the

when Trump botched the name of the president of the Congo?

president of the Congo?

president of the Congo? >> President

>> President

>> President Chakis.

>> Yeah. Well, that's not it. That was not

>> Yeah. Well, that's not it. That was not

>> Yeah. Well, that's not it. That was not how you pronounce it. So then today,

how you pronounce it. So then today,

how you pronounce it. So then today, President Chisaketi, which is his name,

President Chisaketi, which is his name,

President Chisaketi, which is his name, was at the prayer breakfast and Trump

was at the prayer breakfast and Trump

was at the prayer breakfast and Trump did everything, every maneuver he could.

did everything, every maneuver he could.

did everything, every maneuver he could. He did everything to avoid attempting an

He did everything to avoid attempting an

He did everything to avoid attempting an attempt to say his name. And we're

attempt to say his name. And we're

attempt to say his name. And we're joined today by a very, very brave and

joined today by a very, very brave and

joined today by a very, very brave and wonderful man, the president of the

wonderful man, the president of the

wonderful man, the president of the Congo. President

President, would you stand up, please?

President, would you stand up, please?

President, would you stand up, please? You are so

president. Thank you.

president. Thank you.

president. Thank you. Give it up for president, everybody.

Give it up for president, everybody.

Give it up for president, everybody. That's president of country.

That's president of country.

That's president of country. Today, the White House launched the

Today, the White House launched the

Today, the White House launched the official Trump RX website. You know,

official Trump RX website. You know,

official Trump RX website. You know, Trump made some kind of deal with the

Trump made some kind of deal with the

Trump made some kind of deal with the big pharmaceutical companies to launch a

big pharmaceutical companies to launch a

big pharmaceutical companies to launch a self-branded pharmacy. He promised to

self-branded pharmacy. He promised to

self-branded pharmacy. He promised to build a wall. Instead, he built a

build a wall. Instead, he built a

build a wall. Instead, he built a Walgreens. But it's exciting. According

Walgreens. But it's exciting. According

Walgreens. But it's exciting. According to Trump, his new site could lower the

to Trump, his new site could lower the

to Trump, his new site could lower the price of prescription drugs anywhere

price of prescription drugs anywhere

price of prescription drugs anywhere from 100 to a million to 2,000 to 400%.

from 100 to a million to 2,000 to 400%.

from 100 to a million to 2,000 to 400%. We're going to get the drug prices down.

We're going to get the drug prices down.

We're going to get the drug prices down. Not 30 or 40%, which would be great. Not

Not 30 or 40%, which would be great. Not

Not 30 or 40%, which would be great. Not 50 or 60. No, we're going to get them

50 or 60. No, we're going to get them

50 or 60. No, we're going to get them down 1,000%,

down 1,000%,

down 1,000%, 600%,

600%,

600%, 500%, 1,500%,

500%, 1,500%,

500%, 1,500%, 300, 400, 500, and even 600%. 400, 500,

300, 400, 500, and even 600%. 400, 500,

300, 400, 500, and even 600%. 400, 500, and even 600%.

and even 600%.

and even 600%. About 654%.

About 654%.

About 654%. 500, 600, 700%. 400% 500% 600% 700%

500, 600, 700%. 400% 500% 600% 700%

500, 600, 700%. 400% 500% 600% 700% 800%. That's 800 900% 1,000% by 1100

800%. That's 800 900% 1,000% by 1100

800%. That's 800 900% 1,000% by 1100 1200 1300400

1200 1300400

1200 1300400 700 600 14500%.

700 600 14500%.

700 600 14500%. We're talking about a 1,500%.

We're talking about a 1,500%.

We're talking about a 1,500%. You're talking about 14 15600%. Again,

You're talking about 14 15600%. Again,

You're talking about 14 15600%. Again, you could say 1,000% 2,000%.

you could say 1,000% 2,000%.

you could say 1,000% 2,000%. >> 1 1200300 and even 1,400% and 500%.

>> 1 1200300 and even 1,400% and 500%.

>> 1 1200300 and even 1,400% and 500%. Yeah. Don't forget 500. You got 1400.

Yeah. Don't forget 500. You got 1400.

Yeah. Don't forget 500. You got 1400. You can't forget 500.

>> By the way, Trump will not be at the

>> By the way, Trump will not be at the

>> By the way, Trump will not be at the Super Bowl this weekend.

Super Bowl this weekend.

Super Bowl this weekend. Not even 1%.

Not even 1%.

Not even 1%. He will be uh he'll be at home

He will be uh he'll be at home

He will be uh he'll be at home criticizing the Super Bowl instead. The

criticizing the Super Bowl instead. The

criticizing the Super Bowl instead. The Seattle Seahawks are four and a half

Seattle Seahawks are four and a half

Seattle Seahawks are four and a half point favorites over the New England

point favorites over the New England

point favorites over the New England Patriots on Sunday. Puerto Rican

Patriots on Sunday. Puerto Rican

Patriots on Sunday. Puerto Rican superstar Bad Bunny is headlining a

superstar Bad Bunny is headlining a

superstar Bad Bunny is headlining a halftime show. And well, you guys might

halftime show. And well, you guys might

halftime show. And well, you guys might be excited about it, but Magaland is

be excited about it, but Magaland is

be excited about it, but Magaland is not. Well, I think it's I think they

not. Well, I think it's I think they

not. Well, I think it's I think they forget what the halftime shows used to

forget what the halftime shows used to

forget what the halftime shows used to look like back when America was great.

look like back when America was great.

look like back when America was great. This is from the NFL championship game

This is from the NFL championship game

This is from the NFL championship game in 1958. It was before it was even

in 1958. It was before it was even

in 1958. It was before it was even called the Super Bowl. This was the

called the Super Bowl. This was the

called the Super Bowl. This was the halftime show.

You had five white women in reindeer

You had five white women in reindeer

You had five white women in reindeer costumes. dancing around in the That is

costumes. dancing around in the That is

costumes. dancing around in the That is the video Joe Biden watches when Dr.

the video Joe Biden watches when Dr.

the video Joe Biden watches when Dr. Jill falls asleep every night. My point

Jill falls asleep every night. My point

Jill falls asleep every night. My point is, let's be thankful for Bad Buddy. The

is, let's be thankful for Bad Buddy. The

is, let's be thankful for Bad Buddy. The quarterbacks this year are Sam Darnold

quarterbacks this year are Sam Darnold

quarterbacks this year are Sam Darnold for Seattle and Drake May for New

for Seattle and Drake May for New

for Seattle and Drake May for New England. I don't think we've ever had a

England. I don't think we've ever had a

England. I don't think we've ever had a Super Bowl with a younger-l looking

Super Bowl with a younger-l looking

Super Bowl with a younger-l looking quarterback than Drake May. This might

quarterback than Drake May. This might

quarterback than Drake May. This might be the record. This kid when they hand,

be the record. This kid when they hand,

be the record. This kid when they hand, you know, they hand him the iPad, the

you know, they hand him the iPad, the

you know, they hand him the iPad, the tablet on the sideline, it's not to look

tablet on the sideline, it's not to look

tablet on the sideline, it's not to look at plays, it's so he can watch Paw

at plays, it's so he can watch Paw

at plays, it's so he can watch Paw Patrol. We have a long-standing Super

Patrol. We have a long-standing Super

Patrol. We have a long-standing Super Bowl tradition which goes all the way

Bowl tradition which goes all the way

Bowl tradition which goes all the way back to when my cousin S got banned from

back to when my cousin S got banned from

back to when my cousin S got banned from Super Bowl media day for getting in a

Super Bowl media day for getting in a

Super Bowl media day for getting in a uniform and pretending to be a kicker

uniform and pretending to be a kicker

uniform and pretending to be a kicker for the Patriots. He fooled a lot of

for the Patriots. He fooled a lot of

for the Patriots. He fooled a lot of reporters. The NFL said, "Don't ever

reporters. The NFL said, "Don't ever

reporters. The NFL said, "Don't ever come back." So now we sent Guermo and we

come back." So now we sent Guermo and we

come back." So now we sent Guermo and we did and here he is filing yet another

did and here he is filing yet another

did and here he is filing yet another hard-hitting special report.

Wait, hold on. Are you from ICE? You

Wait, hold on. Are you from ICE? You

Wait, hold on. Are you from ICE? You just piss me so hard.

just piss me so hard.

just piss me so hard. >> I hope I don't have to run to the B in

>> I hope I don't have to run to the B in

>> I hope I don't have to run to the B in the middle of this interview. I'm very

the middle of this interview. I'm very

the middle of this interview. I'm very nervous. He's here. Hi, Drake.

nervous. He's here. Hi, Drake.

nervous. He's here. Hi, Drake. >> How are you?

>> How are you?

>> How are you? >> How you doing, brother?

>> How you doing, brother?

>> How you doing, brother? >> Good. I want to say congratulation. Make

>> Good. I want to say congratulation. Make

>> Good. I want to say congratulation. Make it to the Super Bowl.

it to the Super Bowl.

it to the Super Bowl. >> Thank you, my man. Thank you.

>> Thank you, my man. Thank you.

>> Thank you, my man. Thank you. >> Everybody in Boston say they're gay for

>> Everybody in Boston say they're gay for

>> Everybody in Boston say they're gay for me, but not me. I love the whole team.

me, but not me. I love the whole team.

me, but not me. I love the whole team. >> I am gay for the Patriots.

>> I am gay for the Patriots.

>> I am gay for the Patriots. >> Okay. I think the guys appreciate that.

>> Okay. I think the guys appreciate that.

>> Okay. I think the guys appreciate that. >> Hey, Mr. Harold, do you have a a sexy

>> Hey, Mr. Harold, do you have a a sexy

>> Hey, Mr. Harold, do you have a a sexy secret? What?

secret? What?

secret? What? >> Do you have a sexy secret?

>> Do you have a sexy secret?

>> Do you have a sexy secret? >> No.

>> No.

>> No. >> Not for you, boss. No, not for you,

>> Not for you, boss. No, not for you,

>> Not for you, boss. No, not for you, >> Mr. Hunter. Do you have a Do you have a

>> Mr. Hunter. Do you have a Do you have a

>> Mr. Hunter. Do you have a Do you have a minute to get political?

minute to get political?

minute to get political? >> To get political? I I'm not getting

>> To get political? I I'm not getting

>> To get political? I I'm not getting political. No. No. No.

political. No. No. No.

political. No. No. No. >> I didn't tease you either.

>> I didn't tease you either.

>> I didn't tease you either. >> No politics, brother.

>> No politics, brother.

>> No politics, brother. >> Not fan. Uh.

>> Not fan. Uh.

>> Not fan. Uh. >> Oh, me too. Go Irish.

>> Oh, me too. Go Irish.

>> Oh, me too. Go Irish. >> YEAH, GO IRISH. YEAH. I

>> YEAH, GO IRISH. YEAH. I

>> YEAH, GO IRISH. YEAH. I >> I'm going to get back to you. Yo, how

>> I'm going to get back to you. Yo, how

>> I'm going to get back to you. Yo, how are you doing?

are you doing?

are you doing? >> I'm doing good.

>> I'm doing good.

>> I'm doing good. >> Where's the tequila you usually have?

>> Where's the tequila you usually have?

>> Where's the tequila you usually have? Oh, tequila. Here. Here. Here's a flag.

Oh, tequila. Here. Here. Here's a flag.

Oh, tequila. Here. Here. Here's a flag. Open the flag.

Open the flag.

Open the flag. >> There's actually tequila in here. Yeah.

>> There's actually tequila in here. Yeah.

>> There's actually tequila in here. Yeah. >> Hey, that's why penalty.

>> Hey, that's why penalty.

>> Hey, that's why penalty. >> I'm going to drink it for him. He had a

>> I'm going to drink it for him. He had a

>> I'm going to drink it for him. He had a great idea.

great idea.

great idea. >> You worked very hard to get here. This

>> You worked very hard to get here. This

>> You worked very hard to get here. This is your first SUPER BOWL. ALL THE HARD

is your first SUPER BOWL. ALL THE HARD

is your first SUPER BOWL. ALL THE HARD WORK THAT YOU PUT to get here to the

WORK THAT YOU PUT to get here to the

WORK THAT YOU PUT to get here to the Super Bowl. I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.

Super Bowl. I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION.

Super Bowl. I JUST GOT ONE QUESTION. >> YES, SIR.

>> YES, SIR.

>> YES, SIR. >> What is your favorite Cardi B song?

>> What is your favorite Cardi B song?

>> What is your favorite Cardi B song? Um, let me think.

Um, let me think.

Um, let me think. >> Hey, take your time. We have all day.

>> Hey, take your time. We have all day.

>> Hey, take your time. We have all day. Take your time.

Take your time.

Take your time. >> It's paw backwards.

>> It's paw backwards.

>> It's paw backwards. >> THAT'S MY FAVORITE, TOO.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE, TOO.

>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE, TOO. >> EASY.

>> I would love to play in Mexico City, you

>> I would love to play in Mexico City, you

>> I would love to play in Mexico City, you know. I love I love

know. I love I love

know. I love I love >> I love Mexico City.

>> I love Mexico City.

>> I love Mexico City. >> I love I love, you know, I love the

>> I love I love, you know, I love the

>> I love I love, you know, I love the culture. I think I'm a little Mexican.

culture. I think I'm a little Mexican.

culture. I think I'm a little Mexican. >> Hey, I'm a little Mexican, too.

>> Hey, I'm a little Mexican, too.

>> Hey, I'm a little Mexican, too. >> Mr. McDonald, congratulations. You make

>> Mr. McDonald, congratulations. You make

>> Mr. McDonald, congratulations. You make it to the Super Bowl.

it to the Super Bowl.

it to the Super Bowl. >> Yeah. Thanks, brother.

>> Yeah. Thanks, brother.

>> Yeah. Thanks, brother. >> You look so young. Do you You want me to

>> You look so young. Do you You want me to

>> You look so young. Do you You want me to buy beer for us?

buy beer for us?

buy beer for us? >> Skin care, you know. Just

>> Skin care, you know. Just

>> Skin care, you know. Just >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> What What time is your mom picking you

>> What What time is your mom picking you

>> What What time is your mom picking you up?

up?

up? >> Hey, Mr. Cooper, I found this outside

>> Hey, Mr. Cooper, I found this outside

>> Hey, Mr. Cooper, I found this outside you the locker. Can I ask you a question

you the locker. Can I ask you a question

you the locker. Can I ask you a question from the Cooper cup

from the Cooper cup

from the Cooper cup >> here?

>> here?

>> here? Why is there grass on it?

Why is there grass on it?

Why is there grass on it? >> Well, I don't know. I don't know what

>> Well, I don't know. I don't know what

>> Well, I don't know. I don't know what you do, man. THAT'S I DON'T KNOW WHAT

you do, man. THAT'S I DON'T KNOW WHAT

you do, man. THAT'S I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO out for a ride.

YOU DO out for a ride.

YOU DO out for a ride. >> No. So, am I asking myself this

>> No. So, am I asking myself this

>> No. So, am I asking myself this question?

question?

question? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> In your opinion, is Robocop more man or

>> In your opinion, is Robocop more man or

>> In your opinion, is Robocop more man or more machine.

more machine.

more machine. >> Is Robocop's brain

>> Is Robocop's brain

>> Is Robocop's brain >> human?

>> human?

>> human? >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Yeah. So, I'd say more man.

>> Yeah. So, I'd say more man.

>> Yeah. So, I'd say more man. >> I agree with you.

>> I agree with you.

>> I agree with you. >> Do you want to take a minute to tell

>> Do you want to take a minute to tell

>> Do you want to take a minute to tell Matt Damon he sucks?

Matt Damon he sucks?

Matt Damon he sucks? >> Matt Damon?

>> Matt Damon?

>> Matt Damon? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> No, I want to tell Matt Damon he's the

>> No, I want to tell Matt Damon he's the

>> No, I want to tell Matt Damon he's the man.

man.

man. >> No, he's the worst.

>> No, he's the worst.

>> No, he's the worst. >> Any past fans that I'm a fan?

>> Any past fans that I'm a fan?

>> Any past fans that I'm a fan? >> He sucks. You want to tell Matt Damon he

>> He sucks. You want to tell Matt Damon he

>> He sucks. You want to tell Matt Damon he sucks?

sucks?

sucks? >> Who is that?

>> Who is that?

>> Who is that? >> Matt Damon? Yeah, I agree with you. I

>> Matt Damon? Yeah, I agree with you. I

>> Matt Damon? Yeah, I agree with you. I don't know who he is.

don't know who he is.

don't know who he is. >> Hey. Hey. I don't know who that is. Who?

>> Hey. Hey. I don't know who that is. Who?

>> Hey. Hey. I don't know who that is. Who? M.

M.

M. >> He's a nobody.

>> He's a nobody.

>> He's a nobody. >> All right, babe. We going to go with

>> All right, babe. We going to go with

>> All right, babe. We going to go with that. Yeah, we going to go.

that. Yeah, we going to go.

that. Yeah, we going to go. >> Hey, coach. You want to tell Matt Damon

>> Hey, coach. You want to tell Matt Damon

>> Hey, coach. You want to tell Matt Damon that he sucks?

that he sucks?

that he sucks? >> No. Why would I tell Matt Damon that?

>> No. Why would I tell Matt Damon that?

>> No. Why would I tell Matt Damon that? >> He's terrible.

>> He's terrible.

>> He's terrible. >> What does Matt Damon do?

>> What does Matt Damon do?

>> What does Matt Damon do? >> He sucks.

>> He sucks.

>> He sucks. >> Hey, how you doing, man? Good to see

>> Hey, how you doing, man? Good to see

>> Hey, how you doing, man? Good to see you. Hey, listen. I am But Bunny on

you. Hey, listen. I am But Bunny on

you. Hey, listen. I am But Bunny on study in case he gets sick.

study in case he gets sick.

study in case he gets sick. Can you guys teach me how to dance?

Can you guys teach me how to dance?

Can you guys teach me how to dance? >> One dance move. No. Yeah. ONE DANCE

>> One dance move. No. Yeah. ONE DANCE

>> One dance move. No. Yeah. ONE DANCE MOVE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE A good

>> I want to do some salsa with you, bro.

>> I want to do some salsa with you, bro.

>> I want to do some salsa with you, bro. >> Shut up.

>> Shut up.

>> Shut up. >> Yeah, man.

>> What is your story?

>> What is your story?

>> What is your story? >> My story?

>> My story?

>> My story? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> I'm here at the Super Bowl cheering for

>> I'm here at the Super Bowl cheering for

>> I'm here at the Super Bowl cheering for the Pats.

the Pats.

the Pats. >> Oh, yeah. Sam, listen. I want to tell

>> Oh, yeah. Sam, listen. I want to tell

>> Oh, yeah. Sam, listen. I want to tell you something. Everybody is saying gay

you something. Everybody is saying gay

you something. Everybody is saying gay for me, but not me. I say ham for Sam. I

for me, but not me. I say ham for Sam. I

for me, but not me. I say ham for Sam. I make you a hot. Catch it.

make you a hot. Catch it.

make you a hot. Catch it. >> Yes, for you.

>> Yes, for you.

>> Yes, for you. >> You did not make this.

>> You did not make this.

>> You did not make this. >> Yeah, I swear I have a ham for Sam.

>> Yeah, I swear I have a ham for Sam.

>> Yeah, I swear I have a ham for Sam. >> How about that?

>> How about that?

>> How about that? >> Yeah. Yeah. And also, I make you a

>> Yeah. Yeah. And also, I make you a

>> Yeah. Yeah. And also, I make you a poncho. Look. Look.

poncho. Look. Look.

poncho. Look. Look. >> Thank you. H FOR SAM, EVERYBODY. H FOR

>> Thank you. H FOR SAM, EVERYBODY. H FOR

>> Thank you. H FOR SAM, EVERYBODY. H FOR SAM. GIVE ME AN A.

SAM. GIVE ME AN A.

SAM. GIVE ME AN A. >> GIVE ME AN A. A.

>> GIVE ME AN A. A.

>> GIVE ME AN A. A. >> GIVE ME AN M. M. How to spell?

>> GIVE ME AN M. M. How to spell?

>> GIVE ME AN M. M. How to spell? >> Ham for Sam. YEAH.

>> Ham for Sam. YEAH.

>> Ham for Sam. YEAH. >> Was the opponent by Jimmy Kimmel's

>> Was the opponent by Jimmy Kimmel's

>> Was the opponent by Jimmy Kimmel's sidekick GMO who began chants of ham for

sidekick GMO who began chants of ham for

sidekick GMO who began chants of ham for Sam. It was the ham.

Sam. It was the ham.

Sam. It was the ham. >> I think it was GMO.

>> I think it was GMO.

>> I think it was GMO. >> Jimmy Kimmel Live's sidekick there GMO

>> Jimmy Kimmel Live's sidekick there GMO

>> Jimmy Kimmel Live's sidekick there GMO getting the crowd to chant ham for Sam

getting the crowd to chant ham for Sam

getting the crowd to chant ham for Sam to Darnold.

to Darnold.

to Darnold. >> Seahawks fans on social media declare

>> Seahawks fans on social media declare

>> Seahawks fans on social media declare that they are going ham for Sam ahead of

that they are going ham for Sam ahead of

that they are going ham for Sam ahead of the Super Bowl.

the Super Bowl.

the Super Bowl. >> H for son. H for son. H for Sam. HALF

>> H for son. H for son. H for Sam. HALF

>> H for son. H for son. H for Sam. HALF FOR SAM. HALF FOR SAM. Half for Sam. For

FOR SAM. HALF FOR SAM. Half for Sam. For

FOR SAM. HALF FOR SAM. Half for Sam. For Sam. HALF FOR OH MY GOD. THIS IS A

Sam. HALF FOR OH MY GOD. THIS IS A

Sam. HALF FOR OH MY GOD. THIS IS A MEXICAN TECHNOLOGY. YOU

MEXICAN TECHNOLOGY. YOU

MEXICAN TECHNOLOGY. YOU >> OH, THAT'S IT HERE FROM THE COMPETITION

>> OH, THAT'S IT HERE FROM THE COMPETITION

>> OH, THAT'S IT HERE FROM THE COMPETITION CENTER. SAN JOSE. I SEE YOU NEXT YEAR.

>> Now we can play the game. Thank you, G.

>> Now we can play the game. Thank you, G.

>> Now we can play the game. Thank you, G. We have a great show tonight Zion music

We have a great show tonight Zion music

We have a great show tonight Zion music from Whitney. And we'll be right back

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