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Okay, so he's on his way over. Are you
excited?
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I think we got this. I'm excited for
you, yeah.
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Yeah, no, he's kind of a quiet guy.
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He's hard to read, hard for me to read.
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But I think the setup we got here,
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beautiful. Maybe you can go distract him
a little bit. I think you're going to
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do amazing.
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Well, you know, I've already got the
job, so it's just, you know, I want to
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an impression.
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Good impression.
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We got this.
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Yeah, we're going to do this.
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This is going to go well.
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So, yeah, I think I, should we order
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some food?
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No, no, no, no.
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I mean, I ordered us a pizza.
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Okay, well, let's do that. Okay.
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Don't be nervous, you got this.
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It's going to be amazing.
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You know when you have a show in like an
hour, are you going to be okay by
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yourself?
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Do you think you could like put it off
maybe?
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I mean I've been hyping up the show for
like a week now.
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So I actually don't know if I could
reschedule.
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I got all the heavy hitters coming on my
regulars.
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Remember that guy Todd from last week
who, like, tipped me a lot?
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He's the one who likes the, uh... Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. He's gonna be in there. So
that's why, like, I don't want to miss.
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Well, um... But I also don't want to
miss what's going on now.
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Do you think he would notice if you were
doing it? I think he'd... We've been
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messaging.
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No, man. You've been so excited.
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Do you think, uh, you know,
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you were caning while she was here?
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I don't think so.
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I think I'll be okay.
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So, I guess we'll just, we'll just,
we'll just try.
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Uh, you know, you can excuse yourself
and, and, you know,
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yeah, you know.
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I'll make the introduction.
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We'll have some pizza.
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Oh, like sneak away.
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Yeah. Come back in the end.
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Right. We'll be coming over.
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Tell him.
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Yeah, but you get that one -on -one with
him.
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Well, sure, sure.
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And, you know, I'm just not sure. You
know, there's a couple of ideas I've got
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for projects.
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I can get in there. I think they're
perfect how they are.
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Okay. You're overthinking it. You're
going to do great.
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So glad to have you here with me. Even
if you're going to have to do your
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it'll be nice to have you here to
reduce.
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I know my arm is going to walk a little
bit.
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Oh, he's outside.
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Hey, what's going on, man?
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Come on in.
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Oh,
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you have a lovely home.
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Yeah.
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This is my wife, Marley.
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Hi. Nice to meet you. Marley, nice to
meet you.
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Thank you.
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Do you like that seat?
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So,
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you work with Eric, right?
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Yeah. I heard you're overseeing some of
the projects that he's working on.
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Um, yeah, I'm actually busy.
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Well, he has some amazing ideas.
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Yes,
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yes, we got the set up here.
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Was there something in particular you
wanted to watch?
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I mean, I've got a whole library of
movies.
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I'm not too big on horror.
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It aggravates my asthma because it makes
my adrenaline activate
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too much.
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That's fine.
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We've got comedy.
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What kind of comedy?
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Well, we've got... I don't want anything
that's offensive to...
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Yeah,
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that might take a lot.
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But there's the one scene with the,
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you know, with the bird.
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Yeah, there's a lot of time.
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Okay,
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okay.
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All right, well, yeah, that...
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The one from last week, that didn't
really work, but what about...
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There's those movies in your top
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five, maybe one of those.
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Okay, let's get those.
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While you do that, I'm going to excuse
myself, if you don't mind.
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It was very nice meeting you.
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I'm sorry. I'm just going to do
something really quick. I'll be back in
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hour.
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Give you guys some time to have some one
-on -one. Yeah.
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Okay. Enjoy.
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She's great.
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Yeah,
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no, uh, well, uh, we could watch, uh,
there's this, uh, superhero flick we
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watch.
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Uh,
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you know what?
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There's kids on the way.
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Yeah, they're just down the street.
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Oh,
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that's a pain.
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You know, she'll order it.
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But,
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you know, there might be something in
here in the kitchen I can go check.
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Let me have a look.
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Hey, Bill.
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Yeah, the kitchen's kind of empty. I
guess I'll go pick up that pizza.
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Can I pick up anything to drink?
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Can you bring me, like, sparkling
distilled water?
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You got it man.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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See you soon.
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Welcome.
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I'm so excited to be here. This is what
we've been waiting for all week.
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Because together it's so exciting for me
to show off my tight little body to
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you.
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I'm so happy you're here.
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I hope you enjoy the show.
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Thank you for tipping.
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You guys look like looking at my tight
hole.
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Todd, you're too funny.
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Should I stop teasing you guys?
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Keep tipping and I'll keep going.
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I don't have such a big dick.
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You look like a ten -year shy, huh?
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You guys want to see me get fucked?
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I'm sure.
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finish the show.
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You know, you're actually kind of
interrupting. Why don't you pull up the
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Well, um, okay.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Yeah,
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put the chair in the corner.
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We are sitting watch.
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Watch me take this thing down.
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Oh, no.
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This is so funny.
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Oh, fuck.
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How did this happen?
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I don't know. I've heard more of this.
I've heard more of this.
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It's just this one state I'm from.
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They all love it.
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Oh my goodness, this is so fucking...
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Yes, that's right.
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I'm gonna use it as a shower.
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That's okay.
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The shower's over there.
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Did you see that? Look at how much money
we made.
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I mean, that's so much more than when
you fucked me on camera.
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Did you take some notes?
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No. You said it was just this one time?
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Yeah, but maybe you can fuck me like
that next time.
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Maybe I can come back.
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Good idea, honey.
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It's probably a nice thing.
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