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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifting.

It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories. Only at shoplifter .com.

Pull out that thing there, that white paint bucket.

I don't normally get two visitors.

I guess it's my lucky day.

Why are we in here?

You know why you're in here.

No, I don't.

You caught on camera stealing.

That's why you're sitting there together.

Alright, I don't want to hear another word off you, alright? I've got some

to write down.

I ain't do shit.

Oh, say that.

You're taking it to bed, no?

You didn't take anything.

No, I didn't. See, we didn't take anything.

You don't need to be back here.

You know?

35 cameras all around the store.

You've caught them three of them.

Enough said.

All right.

Anything you want to declare?

No, because we ain't doing nothing.

We didn't take anything.

We're innocent.

I don't know why we're back here.

A lot of people sit in my office and hear the same bullshit.

Alright, you guys sit tight.

I need to get some paperwork started.

I'll be back.

Wait, you're leaving us here?

Yeah.

What the fucking dick?

You weren't supposed to go that way through the store. We had a plan that

were going to go around the back.

I told you we got this shit, man. It ain't no worse.

We didn't have this shit, man.

We totally fucked it up. Now we're both in trouble.

What are you even laughing about?

Like, this motherfucker's got us stuck in the office and shit.

And now we're probably going to get arrested for stealing.

Fuck that. I'm going to try to break the fuck out of you.

Motherfucker locked the door.

I think you took too much shit. I think that's what got us caught.

I didn't take very much shit at all.

I had that one little thing.

No, you got greedy. And I was going to plan.

No. No, you always do this shit. Every single time, you always do this shit.

always take way too much shit. You get all fucking greedy.

That's what happens.

That is not true.

You just don't ever know how to stick to the plan.

Ain't no fucking plan.

Just go in and take some shit and you leave.

But there was a plan to avoid all the cameras that you got caught in.

I really do think it's serious, though, because he pointed at the screen when he

said he caught us on three different cameras.

So what are we going to do now?

Nah, that motherfucker's full of shit. He ain't got nothing.

He's acting all tough.

We'll get through this, baby.

I hope so.

Well, he's just going to be bluffing, blowing smoke, and we'll be fine.

How long is it going to take?

I don't know.

It's an old motherfucker.

I don't know how long it's going to take.

So when he

comes

back, it's kind of like we did nothing.

You know what I mean? Mm -hmm. You trying to say some shit, just keep

that shit.

You know what I mean?

Yeah. It'll be cool.

You ain't got nothing else you'll say. Oh, you got an overtake. No, we're all

good.

We're fine.

I hope so.

I hope we can get out without being in too much trouble.

We ain't gonna be in no trouble.

So here we are in the security office.

You can't just steal his chair. He'll be so mad.

Hey, you know, I haven't seen him for a while. I haven't seen this guy in a

while.

It's cool, babe.

Okay. Don't worry.

Get up. That's my chair.

Get back on your thing.

This is a good way to start.

And by

the

way, I appreciate the confession.

This is also a camera room as well in another office.

You pretty much gave me everything I needed.

Thanks for that.

You made my job very much easier today.

No, of course you didn't.

Yeah, all right.

All right, I'm just going to fill this paperwork out.

You're both caught at 1 .55 today.

I need your name. So, ID, you first.

And you, I'm sure you have them. Obviously you'll be holding them in a

here.

Yeah, very good.

all right okay so now we're gonna get a mug shot

make this official let's have you stand up first shall we

where do you want me to stand?

you're fine just there okay

i'll turn to the side

And the other side.

This just makes the police's job a lot easier.

Okay, now you stand up.

Okay, to the left side.

And to the right side.

All right, sit down.

Not quite sure what you guys are thinking.

Especially you, you being the older one. I'm sure she's a lot younger.

You think you'd lead by an example.

Don't lead her, Dre.

All right.

This is what's going to happen.

I need to escort you with me for a minute.

We'll be back.

Alright, now she's out of the way.

We can talk.

Is this the first time you've been caught stealing? Because according to

record, you've done this before.

Which means you have a sheet.

Which means you're going down for a long time.

Don't look so surprised, because this is not a surprise to you.

You're going to do time.

She'll probably get away with a little slap on the wrist, maybe in a couple of

weeks.

You'll do a year, two maybe.

They ain't got shit on me.

You want to get out of this, you want to cooperate a little bit.

I am cooperating. Really?

Yeah.

I've done time before.

I'm glad you're used to it.

Your girlfriend, on the other hand, probably hasn't done any time.

If you want to be easy on her, and get her out of it, and yourself, we might be

able to make a deal.

If, of course, you have any brains.

She's quite attractive.

Would you like to leverage her against your freedom? And her own?

She's my sweet little heart, you know?

Yeah, that's why you're leaning in here feeling things, isn't it?

Sure I do. Great example.

Sure I do.

You know, if you know I got a record, I can't go back to no jail.

Alright.

Deal.

Convince her.

So fuck me. What? In my office. Yeah, you heard me.

What kind of sick fuck are you?

I'll tell you the deal. We're done.

Couple of years in prison.

Couple of minutes in the office. Pretty simple as that, isn't it?

You're fucked up, man.

I'll give you some time to think about it.

I'll bring it back in and you guys can discuss.

Figure out.

what you want to do hard time or an easy time

think

about it i'm going to bring it back in

there

we go sitting over there i'll leave you two for a moment remember i can hear

everything you're saying

What did he say?

This guy's fucked up.

What happened?

Listen, baby, you know I got those two priors?

If I get another phone, he'll never see me.

That's what I was worried about.

It was your idea, though.

I didn't want to steal. I didn't want to do anything.

It was not my idea. It was both of our ideas.

You pushed me into it.

I didn't push you into anything.

Listen.

The only way we can get out of this... You gotta...

Have to what?

You gotta have sex with my freedom.

I am not gonna have sex with that guy.

You just wanna send my ass to jail?

I really don't, but... I mean... I can't just have sex with a random dude,

like...

You don't understand.

Okay, listen.

25 to life is a third felony.

Okay? You're not getting to me ever again.

You know, you fuck this guy, and then he, whatever, and then you fucking, you

let's just go. I don't have to worry about anything.

Okay? But what if he doesn't let us go afterwards?

No.

Wait,

you just fucking send us back to jail?

No, fuck, I'll just kill that. You know what I mean? That's fucked up.

Because I'm going to jail anyways, you know? It's 20 for your life, it don't

matter.

You know?

I mean, I guess I could.

I really don't want to spend the rest of my life without you.

No, it's not the first time, you know, you slept with another guy when we were

together, so it ain't gonna be that bad.

You know what I mean? It's like getting even.

You know, you cheated on me with Franco.

I don't like when you bring that shit up.

Well, he's getting even with it now.

You gotta do this. Like, I'm not going to jail.

You fucked up before, so this is my way of getting back.

I guess I will.

I mean, if it gets us out of trouble, I'm just super scared now.

Well, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you. This is what we're going to do now.

Are you sure, like, he's not, like, just fucking around with us?

That he's just, like... No, that motherfucker looked me dead in the eye.

He didn't hesitate, he didn't blink.

He probably does shit all the time. He's got the sick fuck.

Oh, fuck it, you hear me? Shit.

Whatever, fuck it.

I mean, I guess I will.

It'll keep us out of jail.

Keep me out of jail. Keep you, yeah.

And I don't want to go.

I don't want to go have time in jail, no.

I guess I'm just going to have to.

It is what it is.

It's fucked up, but, you know, as long as, you know, he'll come back in

eventually, then, you know, I'll step out of the room, and then, you know,

he'll, you know, he'll do his thing. You know, motherfucker probably popped in

like two seconds.

Hopefully. That's a little bad. She probably can't get you to the car.

You know?

I don't want to laugh at this shit, but, you know, for real.

You know? Yeah.

I hope so.

I hope it doesn't last too long.

I just want to go home now.

Alright, what is this old fuck?

I can't believe we got ourselves into this.

You got us into this.

I did not.

No, you got us into this shit. And you're going to get us out of it.

It's your fault.

It's your fault.

I'm smiling at you. You can't even lie, right?

It's your fault.

You're fucked up. I'm smiling at you because this is just so ridiculous.

This is just insane.

I cannot believe you pushed me to do this. This is fucking stupid.

And now I'm in trouble.

And paying your price for it.

Like I said, you're the one who fucked up. I didn't fuck up.

I could have left you out, so I should have ran away.

Where is this fucking guy?

I can't believe this.

You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

Okay?

I hope so.

I'll be real quick. I'll be easy. We'll get the fuck out of here.

We'll just bug out.

I hope so.

Where is this old fucking bastard?

So good.

You know?

It's just scary.

It's kind of scary.

I think it takes a long time to be in and out, you know?

You're okay.

You know? You ain't gonna... You ain't gonna get me down the best way.

You know?

Yeah, 100%, just, you know, just think of me when, you know, it'll be easy.

It won't be easy.

It'll be fine.

Okay.

Alright, Gala, you've had a little conversation?

Yeah.

Is everything agreed?

Yeah. Yeah.

Kind of, you know, kind of fucked up, but, you know.

Whatever.

I mean, I just don't understand why you want me to do that.

Like, it's not something that I'm okay with.

Why would I let you two go?

Do you want to go to prison? You know how long he's going to go away from you?

Like he said, you won't see him again.

It's been a long time.

How old are you? You're young.

He's a lot older.

He's going to be even older when he gets out.

I mean, this place that you stole when you were young.

Probably at college.

How's that going to look on other applications?

How's that going to look on your job applications? What are your parents

to say?

You can make that all go away.

Just for doing one thing.

Gone.

Never existed. Never happened.

Or...

You can have a record.

He can go to prison for a long while.

You can have, well, numerous problems when it comes to getting work, going to

any other colleges, how your parents are going to look at you, how your friends

will look at you, people will whisper behind your back, that that girl got

caught stealing.

I don't think you want that hanging over you, do you?

No, I don't.

So you can make this all go away.

Lucky for you, I'm the officer that caught you.

Does anyone else?

Be a done deal.

So, be that as it may, we have to decide how we proceed from here.

I guess so.

I'll step out, Doug.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't leave the office, my friend.

It doesn't work that way, no.

Why don't you just stand up, my love? I'm gonna put this chair so your

friend can take a seat.

Take a seat there.

Take a seat.

There you go.

What, you want me to fucking watch this shit?

You can shut your eyes if you like, but the bottom line is you're not leaving

the office.

I can't let you out of my sight.

You are still technically detained.

Until I decide to let you go.

And that depends on this young lady here.

Doesn't it?

You're completely fucked in the head, dog.

So, while I decide if she's

worthy of your relief, you can sit there and

watch. Or not.

Why don't you take this off for me?

She did it. Whatever.

Fuck this guy.

There you go.

He can hold your clothes this way.

Shut up, Adele. You're fucked up. And this.

Do you want a hand?

See, I'm a gentleman, really.

Just maybe not one that you've come across before.

It's very pretty.

Sorry to fuck up with this shit.

I don't enjoy this.

You guys ain't getting away free.

Maybe you should just be quiet.

Just let me do what I'm gonna do.

It's warm there as well.

Let me take those off for me.

Move this party along a little bit.

That's good.

There you go.

Just like that.

Now... What the fuck?

You want to get out of trouble, right?

What do you think this was going to be?

You didn't say you had a fucking donkey dick.

Donkey dick, I wish.

That's it, I'll be shy.

What have you been teaching this girl? You can do better than that.

This is your whole life ahead of you if you're trying to get away from being put

in prison.

You really want to step this up a little bit.

Don't you watch porn or anything?

No, obviously not.

What are you teaching this girl?

What's wrong?

Come on, Madison.

Suck it like you mean it.

That's a little better.

Put some effort into it.

That's it.

If you had stolen anything you wouldn't be in here doing this.

You only have yourself and him to blame.

Come on.

Honey, just listen to this fucking old bastard.

Just do what the fuck he says.

That's it, girl. That's it.

Remember, you get off scot -free if you do this properly.

Both of you get off scot -free.

He's going to owe you a big debt because you saved his skin.

That's it.

Good girl.

There you go Keep

doing

it

I feel you went at the time to stop, but not yet.

Just not yet.

If you stop fidgeting, you're distracting me.

There you go.

That's very good. So now we're getting somewhere.

Yo, dog, you don't have to fucking critique my girl and shit. Just do your

thing. I don't want to hear another word from you.

You want this deal to go through, you need to kind of shut up.

Stick your tongue out.

There you go.

Like that.

Like that.

I like that. Locking it hard.

Locking it. That's it.

Locking it hard and then put it in your mouth. There we go. I want to hear it

pop.

There you go.

One more.

That's better.

Now you're doing it on your own.

I haven't got to move your head for you.

I just can't do this.

You're doing such a good job, Madison.

It's wrong.

There's a lot of things wrong in the world, but you know what? Sometimes you

just have to do something above and beyond, you know?

And at the end of the day, you want to see him again, don't you? He's going to

go to jail, and you're going to go to jail.

Different jails, just so you know.

Mess up your life, his life is over, because it's pretty much guaranteed

I think you've just got to carry on, you know?

Stand up.

Look straight ahead.

Look straight ahead.

Spread those legs.

That's it.

Look straight ahead.

Just put one hand back. I want you to spread your cheek for me.

See if it's nice and wet.

Oh, there it is.

There it is.

Yeah, it's tight while that is.

Oh, that's tight.

It's so tight.

It keeps falling out. It's that tight, look at that.

Bend over further.

Spread those legs. That's it.

There we go.

Right ahead.

There we go. That's better.

That doesn't feel too bad, does it, Madison?

Sit down.

Arrow. Arrow.

Oh, yes.

Nice wet one as well.

I like it when the pussy's nice and wet.

Oh, yes.

And I don't want to spread the pussy.

Fuck.

Shit.

This is going to get you out of trouble.

Your life goes on.

You can both go back to whatever you were doing.

Just make sure you don't come in this place again and try and steal.

Yo, dog, nothing rough.

This is rough.

And I pity your girlfriend.

on those knees does that

taste good yeah that's it

Don't you sit up there, I want to have a look at this little pussy I've been

fucking.

Let me see it.

Oh, there it is. It's quite pretty actually.

This isn't so bad is it?

You know what they say, crime doesn't pay.

And you're paying with your pussy now.

You want to think about your options the next time when you come into a store

and you're going to steal something?

Maybe don't do it.

And you won't have to ever do this to an old man like me licking your pussy.

Stay just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, that's it. Stay just like that.

That's so good.

That's it, now why don't you lay back.

Now lay all the way back.

All the way back, head down, there you are.

Right there.

Here, come to me.

There we go.

That's it, put your leg around mine, there you go.

That's it.

You're doing very well, Madison.

Very well.

You've been very good indeed.

With your boyfriend sitting there.

Have you ever been fucked in front of your boyfriend before? No?

Shit happens.

How long does this shit gonna take?

When I'm finished.

And then, and only then, can you guys leave.

How the fuck am I going?

Careful.

I might end up changing my mind.

Don't want that.

Hmm. Great.

Oh, yes.

Hmm.

Oh.

You're going to be a fox with that on, aren't you?

He's so young, guys. I can't really do long sessions.

Just a quick... Bam, bam. Thank you, hon.

Come up to me, baby. I want you to kiss me while I'm fucking you. Come here.

You make an old man very happy.

Kiss me back.

Otherwise I might change my mind.

I don't know if we should have you

sit in that chair.

You can ride my cock instead.

You want to try that?

Yeah, I think we should.

Yeah, I think you have to.

Yes, you do have to.

Yes, you do.

Come down and taste it, just for a long time's sake.

That's it, stroke it.

Stroke it like you mean it.

like you actually want it make me believe that you actually want to suck

this cock that's it like that that's it oh yeah

that's it there you go you're nearly home free you two

yes nearly home free

Oh, fuck.

Mmm, that's so good.

Oh, yeah, that's it, just like that.

All right, so I wonder if we should fuck you this way, huh?

Mmm, well, I have an idea.

That's it. Put your knees on here.

That's it.

Face your wife.

There you go.

There you go.

Now you can look into each other's eyes. How's that?

How romantic is that?

You're fucked up. That's it.

Look at your boyfriend.

There you go.

That's it. Look at your boyfriend.

That's it. That's good.

Yeah, there you go.

I can see that pussy getting fucked.

Yeah, that's better.

You're such a twisted old fuck, aren't you?

Yeah. That's shit.

That's it.

Make sure you're looking at him.

There you go.

Come on.

I like it.

Yeah?

Try and convince me more.

Tell me you like it.

I like it. Yeah.

Look at him and tell me that. Look at him.

I like it. Yeah, you like it.

Y 'all just fucked up.

That should get you off.

Next time you steal, do it alone.

And then he doesn't have to be here.

Yes,

very

tight.

Pretty tight pussy.

You really don't have it Joyce.

Ask them to be polite.

That's really not my nature.

Mmm.

That's such a nice white pussy.

You're doing a wonderful job here on the home stretch.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, there's a good girl.

You just secured you on your so -called boyfriend's freedom.

You should be very proud of yourself.

I already had that fucking comment on Facebook.

My rules, my office.

Well... I don't know how the fuck you sleep at night.

Like a baby.

Technically, you're free to go.

All the paperwork will be destroyed.

I have to go to the office because I have someone waiting in the next room.

Probably the same as you, really. Hopefully not, but we'll see.

Please get dressed and get the fuck out of my house as soon as you can.

And don't let me see you in here again.

I hope you're happy.

I hope your freedom was worth it.

And that you got your sweet, sweet revenge from that one time that I

you. The one time I proofed?

The one time you what? Had proof?

Yeah. You have no proof.

Right. You are, I am not doing anything with you for a long time. You don't

deserve anything from me. This is fucking ridiculous.

I shouldn't have to have sex with a cop to be your, to win your freedom back.

Well, like you, first guy you fucked before.

You know what?

I am done stealing for you and trying to help you, and I just can't believe you.

This was insane.

This would have never happened if you would have just done shit right the

time.

It's your fucking idea. I don't give a fuck. My fucking idea.

I would have never thought of stealing before I got with you.

This is crazy.

Well, hurry the fuck up with this. Just get the fuck out of here. I stole his

fucking paperwork and his fucking radar. I want to split.

I have to wipe this nasty shit off my face now.

I

can't fucking

believe you.

This is ridiculous.

You want to call him the sick fuck, but you were the one who volunteered me to

do it.

I'm going to fuck him back to jail.

Maybe you should have.

Yeah? Yeah.

I wasn't my choice.

You sure liked it. I did not like any of it. Yeah, right.

Whatever.

I'm just glad it's done.