Original subtitles

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Give me a call.

SCOTTY: Some guy posted a video on the Web this morning

and he says that you're a terrorist helping him wage war on America.

There's a man called Ariel.

He also calls himself The White Horse.

Do not trust him.

They call me The White Horse.

Shut up!

GAINES: There is a bunker.

It can keep 15 people alive

for up to a century.

Any time you want to thank me for saving you,

you can just chime right on in.

JAMIE: I'm looking for my birth mum, Mary.

That's where she lives now.

It's a private psychiatric clinic in Scotland.

That is the last time that I ever try to use reason with an angry mob.

MOLBY: Who are they?

And what do you want us to do when we find them?

JAMIE: Funny, isn't it?

You've seen this so many times in the movies.

You assume it's just CGI.

Only this time, it's not.

This time, it's very real.

Yep. It's the end of the world.

ANNA JONES: One minute, now. One minute.

These pictures are coming live to us from Hubble.

JAMIE: Are we really the future of mankind?

'Cause it seems like we're starting with a very shallow gene pool.

More of a gene puddle, really.

JONES: It's time to brace ourselves to say goodbye.

You are going to do your job.

Close down I-72.

No, you're not.

You wanna worry less about that comet and more about my boot,

which is gonna be so far up your...

Hold on, Levern.

Excuse me, sir?

We're searching for two fugitives

believed to be in these parts.

Female. One late-40s, tattoo on the forehead.

The other, mid-30s. Seen 'em?

No, ma'am.

They, uh, dangerous?

Oh, yeah.

We're not playing games here.

Congratulations. Looks like you get to keep your balls.

Sorry about this.

(HORN BLARING)

SPIKE: Okay.

We're almost there. Now don't forget the deal.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

I get you into the NSA, into Facechaser,

you get me to my mom, right?

We haven't forgotten.

'Cause I've been here, like, almost a week now. And it sucks.

Well, if you'd done it quicker.

SPIKE: Well, I've been trying.

They've upped their game since the last time I dropped by.

You know, you guys aren't like I imagined.

I thought Deus Ex were all about sticking it to the man.

But all you wanna do is stalk girls.

ARIEL: It isn't stalking.

Uh, kind of is, dude.

I assure you, once we're into the NSA,

we will also be wreaking havoc.

So why are you trying to find her?

She turn you down for prom?

You always thought, "One day she will be mine."

Oh, yes. Except suddenly, there aren't many days left.

For the final time, Spike, there is no comet.

Whatever.

And we are in.

(COMPUTER BEEPS)

Gentlemen, I give you Facechaser.

Good work, kid!

Now can we find my mom?

Dude, what the hell?

(EXHALES)

RHONDA: You're joking, right?

We're not gonna shoot him!

LEANNE: Well, I don't want to, hon.

But, I mean, he's gonna call the cops. Duh!

Please, I have a family. A wife, kids.

Just take my boat.

Okay, this is insane.

Oh, is it? Is it insane?

How much do you wanna stay free?

How much does your family mean to you?

A lot. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna start killing people.

Bet you would if it came right down to it.

No. I am not you, okay?

Could you tell me your wife's phone number?

Why?

Because, we're gonna leave you here.

And I'll call her later.

I'll tell her how to find you.

(SIGHS)

Wuss!

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Hey, kid. You okay?

Just keep your mouth shut, yeah? Don't wind him up.

I thought you guys wanted to change the world?

He's not as smart as you think.

He's a genius.

And what if he's wrong about the comet?

Do yourself a favour.

You're in the NSA now.

Take a look around, huh?

See whether you think it's a hoax.

(BELLS TOLLING)

FATHER JUDE: I don't mind sharing my case load.

I mind sharing it with someone who's not up to the task.

Father Christophe's tipped for some great things round here.

Oh. History teaches us

that being tipped for great things around here

is a foolproof barometer of intellect and moral fibre.

Father Jude, this is not a request.

It's an order.

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(WOMAN GIGGLES)

FATHER CHRISTOPHE: It was a very big sausage.

(WOMAN LAUGHING)

His face was so funny,

trying and pushing. (LAUGHS)

(CLINKING)

Jude. I was just telling your lovely researcher

some old stories about you from the seminary.

I'm looking forward to working with you again.

What an honour that the Cardinal

has entrusted us with such an important task.

I was just showing Father Christophe some of our case files.

Well if you need help with any of the big words,

just give a shout.

Well, I see you have lost none of your charm.

I won't stay.

I know how busy you are.

I'll take these to be getting on with.

We must do this again sometime.

(BELL BUZZING)

So this is it, mate.

Somewhere beyond these walls is the woman from whom you emerged.

The wizard who magicked you from her sleeve.

Big moment, this.

No, not really. (BUZZING CONTINUES)

Just one more step towards Layla.

Just go in. Ask her where my brother is.

Get out. Simple.

MAN ON INTERCOM: Read the sign. Piss off.

Well, that was worth six days of hitchhiking.

"In accordance with Section 7 of the Emergency Apocalypse Act..."

(BLABBERING)

"...property has been seized by the government..."

(BLABBERING)

"Access and egress is restricted."

Yeah, basically, piss off, no visitors.

So is this where you fall into despair

and I do my whole wind beneath your wings thing?

No. We just skip to plan B.

No wind required.

(COWS MOOING)

Cheers. Here's to the alcopocalypse.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

I'm not buying it, by the way.

You're crapping it about

meeting your real mum, aren't you?

No. I'm crapping it

in case something happens to Layla

before I can get to her.

I am entirely ambivalent about the woman

who abandoned me in a car park.

She's just the means to finding my wife.

Nah. You care.

You always cared. That's your thing.

Yeah. Well, maybe I'm changing.

Maybe a bit of you is rubbing off on me.

Are you dancing? You never dance.

(FOLK VERSION OF THE FINAL COUNTDOWN PLAYING)

(DAVE LAUGHS)

CELINE: I like Father Christophe.

He's charming, easy on the eyes.

Punchable.

You're jealous, aren't you?

'Cause he's famous and you are not.

He saved all those hostages in the bank.

The fellow was armed to the teeth with a toy gun.

Christophe did not know it was fake.

He says, the big phoney.

All right, which freak are we investigating now?

Giovanni Corvi.

Proclaimed himself messiah on social media.

Says he will prove it by performing a miracle at 5 pm.

(CROWD MURMURING)

A jumper.

Our boy just arrived.

We could just do it here.

.

LEANNE: Well, hello.

(WHISPERS) Okay. Come on, shut your mouth.

Oh, I don't see no one.

Let's get real!

Girl, we on vacation.

(EXCLAIMING) We in business, girl.

I mean, you want the honeymoon

or the presidential suite?

I don't care, just as long as it has a tub.

Oh, my God, I'm gonna take a bath.

I'm gonna smell human again.

Yeah, you stinky, girl.

Like a dead alligator.

All right.

Hop to it, lady.

(CROWD TALKING INDISTINCTLY) (CAMERAS CLICKING)

(TOWER CLOCK TICKING)

He says he wants to talk to you, Father.

Have you ever done anything like this before?

Uh, no.

We have a trained negotiator on the way.

Maybe we wait?

I'd like to do it.

What if he is suicidal?

Leave it to the experts.

I think I can help him.

Is this about Christophe? Is that it?

You would risk a man's life

for your own moment in front of the cameras?

Is that really what you think of me?

Ariel? Ariel!

For God's sake, Ariel, stop looking for her! This is important!

Is this about the kid? 'Cause I'm getting a little bored.

It's not a hoax.

The comet's real. You were wrong.

Read this. All of it.

We're dying.

We got 26 days, man.

(SIGHS)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Father Jude? Thank you for coming.

(CROWD GASPING)

(SIGHS)

(DISTORTED SPEECH TRANSMITS OVER RADIO)

Sister, we have audio now.

FATHER JUDE: Everybody loves a miracle.

Do you mind my asking what the plan is?

I'm going to step off at exactly 5:00.

And the encore?

I die.

Live on the television.

In front of millions.

I'm no messiah. (CHUCKLES)

I just want people to watch.

I want the world to know what the church did to me.

What this man did to me.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Nobody listened when I told them with a reasonable voice.

(GROANS)

Do you want a hand?

GIOVANNI: You want to help?

Give me some flyers.

I say some pretty strong things about the church too.

The church isn't God, it's just people.

Most of them are good, some not so good.

No, this is a tactic they teach you.

To gain my trust, to talk me down.

I promise you, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Oh.

Sister, this is terrible.

I know. That poor man.

I mean the flyers.

.

Whoo! Hon, I found us some bourbon and some candy.

I'm gonna rock out!

(WHOOPS)

Oh, you didn't find any razors, did you?

I look like a Sasquatch.

(GASPS)

You don't think they still got the dirty channels on the TV?

Ooh, 'cause I'm feelin' real tense.

I could use me a little feminine release,

if you know what I mean? (GRUNTING)

Leanne, do you remember the conversation

we had about too much information...

(SCREAMS)

There's a man outside the window!

Did he see your face?

He saw everything!

LEANNE: Hey you, hands up!

Stop right there, buster,

or I swear to God, I will shoot you right in the ballsack!

Please don't hurt me.

Leanne! You call the cops, son?

No.

Oh, really? Now why don't I believe you?

No!

For God's sakes, Leanne. He's just a kid!

He's got fingers. He can dial a phone like anyone else.

Look at me. Look at me. Did you call the cops?

No. I swear.

You still get the adult channels here?

Uh, yeah.

Channels 60 through 84.

So I hear.

Do me a favour.

Why don't you go treat yourself to a feminine release?

(SOFTLY) Okay? I got this.

(DOOR SLAMS)

Her bark's worse than her bite.

You're safe. I promise.

We just need someplace to stay for a few hours.

You live here?

My mom owns the place.

Where is she? I don't know.

When the comet happened, she took off with this guy.

Said she'd be back in a couple of days.

That was, like, a week ago.

My son loves that game.

Do you want to play?

FATHER JUDE: I know it's hard,

but there is still good to be done here.

These aren't rubberneckers.

They're here to see a miracle.

You jump, it's just one more depressing thing to forget about.

Give them a hopeful ending.

Your story will go everywhere.

I'm still doing it.

(SIGHS) All right.

I wasn't gonna tell you this

because there are people listening,

but I have no other alternative now.

I read your file.

You have children.

I am begging you,

don't do this to them.

My father killed himself when I was 14.

And believe me, when I tell you,

they will never get over it.

They'll think about it every day,

think about you, this.

They will beat themselves up,

they'll blame themselves.

Until one day, they may think about killing themselves.

And then that man on the flyer

will have ruined their lives as well.

This is good. Very good.

What saved you?

God.

God spoke to me.

He told me I mattered.

(LAUGHS RUEFULLY)

Well, he isn't speaking to me.

But I am.

Giovanni, you matter.

And you are loved.

(TOWER CLOCK TOLLING)

Don't do this.

Please don't do this.

Please don't do this.

GIOVANNI: Father, you're right.

(EXHALES)

(GROANS)

I want them to tell my story.

Father, you all right?

Yeah, I think it's just a post-adrenalin thing.

And I have a shaky leg issue happening.

Seriously? Come on.

(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

I know, it's great.

We can easily spin this in our favour now.

It's priest saves sinner.

(CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

Jude, I am so sorry. I did not know.

You were right about Christophe.

We were all praying for you.

.

(GATE BUZZES)

JAMIE: Okay. It's clear.

Who's looking after these poor sods?

Let's just stay focused, okay?

It's not our problem.

Okay, which one is she?

How should I know?

Look for the one with a bum chin.

I don't have a...

Mary?

Mary?

Mary?

DAVE: (WHISPERS) Mate, over here.

That's her. That's who made you.

You all right?

Yep.

Mary?

Mary?

Are you there?

Jamie.

ARIEL: Twenty six days.

I had so much I wanted to do.

I was gonna rip this world a new one.

MAX: (SCOFFS) Yeah? Well, now God's gonna do it for you.

At least let the kid go, huh?

I mean, what does it matter now?

We just gotta cross our fingers, hope Saviour works.

No.

Why should we?

The Cold War, there were contingencies,

nukes went off, we were toast.

But the guys with their fingers on the button,

they all had bunkers.

No, there must be a plan B.

And we're gonna find it.

'Cause we are Deus Ex, and this is what we do.

We steal secrets.

If there's a way of surviving this,

we're gonna get in on it, right?

Mary, please. It's me.

Mate, let's get what we need before someone comes.

Okay. Yeah, I'm trying to.

Mary, it's Jamie.

I need to know about my brother, Ariel.

I need to know where I can find him.

Hey, hey. Hang on, yes!

Look. A bill for her treatment.

And there's an address for who's paying.

JAMIE: Who the hell's Claire Roony?

I thought Ariel was paying the bills?

That's the whole reason we came here.

Mary?

DAVE: Hang on, hang on. JAMIE: Mary!

Yes, look. Claire Roony. It's an anagram.

See? Told you all those years of watching

Countdown would pay off. Let's go.

No, no, no, look, we've got what you wanted.

It's your brother's address.

Jamie, Layla could be there right now.

She said my name.

Yeah, ages ago.

Maybe if we wait another hour,

she'll say something else. Look at her.

She's gone, man. Let's go.

You were right. I can't help caring.

No, you were right. This is not your problem.

I can't just leave her.

I mean, look at this place.

She's part of me.

Are you serious?

We can barely look after ourselves, let alone...

(MAN HUMMING IN DISTANCE)

Hear me now!

(DOCTOR BEATBOXING)

Hi.

I'm from the agency?

Oh, thank God. The cavalry.

(SIGHS)

You've got no idea what it's been like here.

Three of us holding this whole place together for the last week.

Everyone else scarpered after they announced the comet.

And every day they've been dumping more poor sods on us.

Why?

End of the world.

Some people can't handle it. They crack.

All right, Bonesy?

Caught another of them skagheads

breaking in this morning, looking for a fix.

Won't be doing that again in a hurry, know what I mean?

(CHUCKLES)

All right, pal? You new?

Yeah.

If you see any intruders, you just shout, yeah?

Laters.

Right, let's get some drugs in 'em. Okay.

Sedate them.

I'll get some water.

Water? (CHUCKLES) You really are new.

All we've got left is suppositories.

Shall we start with the new guy?

Okay. You're gonna need gloves, mate.

Me? Mmm-hmm.

I was ill the day we did it on my course.

Don't worry about it. It's not brain surgery.

It's the other end that's much harder. (CHUCKLES)

Right, go on then. Get in there.

Forgetting something, hmm?

Okay.

Oh, come on, don't be shy.

You don't want it to pop out, do you?

No.

We wouldn't want to do this twice, would we?

DOCTOR: You've actually got really good fingers for this.

Nice and long.

Thanks. I used to play the piano.

Momma's juice needs some ice. Damn it!

(GUN COCKS)

You know, you're pretty cool.

RHONDA: Aw, thanks.

Spike's lucky.

Oh, well, see, I think I'm the lucky one.

Spike kind of saved me.

In what way?

Well, um, my first husband,

Spike's dad,

he wasn't very nice to me.

I had to get out of there. It was pretty bad, actually.

I had nothing, no job, no house, no money.

All I had was Spike.

But every afternoon, we would watch SpongeBob together.

And he'd fall asleep on me.

And I'd just lie there watching him.

He had these sweaty little palms,

but he was always so peaceful.

Made it seem like everything was gonna be okay.

Couldn't have got through it without him.

Yes! Stabbed you in the face.

Suck it, loser!

TESS ON MEGAPHONE: Rhonda McNeil, this is the police.

Come out with your hands up!

Wait, what?

What? I don't understand.

How is this happening?

I'm sorry. I called them when you broke in.

I didn't know you were nice.

I'm sure if you just hand yourself in,

they'll totally understand.

No. No. They think I'm a terrorist, okay?

I am never going to see my family again.

Oh, my God, okay. There's got to be another way out of here, right?

TESS: Rhonda, it's over. We have Leanne.

Let the boy go. He has nothing to do with this.

I'm sorry, okay?

No, I'm sorry.

RHONDA: Okay, I'm coming out.

Move back! All of you!

I'll do it, I swear to God!

.

I need to phone the missus.

I'll see you next door in five, yeah?

(MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONE)

We'll never speak of this again. Agreed.

Whatever the opposite of a bucket list is, that's on mine.

Let's just get Mary and go.

Yeah.

I hope you know what you're doing, man.

Okay, we're good.

Mate, come on, we need to go.

(GRUNTS) No.

Dave, look, we need to move now!

(GRUNTS)

Oh, Dave, you've taken worse than that one.

All right, let's not do anything dumb here, Rhonda.

Oh, I think we passed through dumb a long time ago.

Leanne? Where's Leanne!

Right here, darlin'.

RHONDA: Uncuff her.

Now! Now!

Yeah. Here we go. That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, yeah, that's good stuff.

You know what, I'm just gonna take this off you as a thank you.

Aw, now look at these good-looking cops

they got around these parts. (CHUCKLES)

Is that a rifle you pointing or are you just happy to see me?

No one moves unless I say so, okay?

Um, you might wanna tell 'em

to drop their weapons, hon.

Right, yes.

I should have said that earlier!

She's new.

RHONDA: Okay. You heard her, drop 'em.

Oh, yeah, I had my eye on this one.

This cost you a pretty penny, I can tell you that much.

I'm gonna have to get me one of them government jobs.

I'll join the FBI.

Leanne, ideas?

Oh, I can take it from here, sweetpea.

Now, I've got some bad news for you folks.

The lady holding the gun to the kid's head

is the voice of reason in this scenario.

But I'm Leanne, and we gonna play

a little game called "Leanne says".

Rule's real simple. I gonna say something

and you're gonna do it or I'm gonna shoot you.

First one. Leanne says

pop your trunk and drop your keys.

(BOOT OPENS) (KEYS JANGLE)

Come on, hop to it, people.

All right, Leanne says all y'all get in your trunks.

Now that was kind of a giveaway.

Why don't you stay put, Little Miss Priss?

There you go. Yeah, that's good.

Okay, come on, come on.

Look at this cute little couple,

it's just like The Dating Game.

Y'all are gonna be engaged to be married by the end of this.

Good times.

Oh, who have we here?

Oh, now, I don't want you guys to become homosexuals,

so you bear that in mind.

That's against God.

Oh, look at this. It's a love match.

Rhonda, look at me. I've read your file.

This isn't you.

LEANNE: That was like taking candy from a baby.

Apparently it is now.

(TAPPING)

You've got a boy, haven't you?

Can you really bring yourself to do it?

Could you live with yourself?

Oh, my God. Shut up and get in the car.

What are you doing, a monologue?

Rhonda McNeil, we did it.

We're the new Starsky and Hutch.

I'm sorry.

LEANNE: Whoo! Yeah!

(ALARM WAILING)

JAMIE: No!

No.

Yes.

That's it.

We've gotta go, come on.

(ALARM CONTINUES WAILING)

SECURITY GUARD: Tom, is that you, pal?

Yes.

(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

You're joking.

Hey, you! You, out now! Get out!

I did not stick my fingers up his bum for this!

(ENGINE STARTING)

Yes!

SECURITY GUARD: Hey!

Give me back my van!

Hey!

Come back, you bastard!

.

LARSON: Needle?

MOLBY: Yeah.

So how do you want to play this? Lost tourist?

It's never failed us yet. (SCOFFS)

FATHER CHRISTOPHE ON TV: We were all praying for you.

(CROWD APPLAUDING ON TV)

He's taking all the credit.

Good. I don't want it.

Jude, please talk to me.

He scares me because he works for himself, and not the truth.

The church, the faithful, they all want a messiah.

And the pressure is tremendous,

and you have to have backbone

to stand up to that.

I'm not saying that I'm a good man.

I've done things I'm deeply ashamed of.

But I'm trying to do better.

All I want from you is

to be here in the morning to help me.

You were right.

Father Christophe, he's very, very punchable.

Well, at least we agree on something.

I will see you in the morning.

MAX: Okay, long story short,

I did some pretty awesome stuff, and I found them.

This is who's planning Saviour

and the backup plan.

There is a bunker and this is the secret unit behind it.

This? Two guys round a kitchen table?

The point is this guy.

Scotty McNeil.

You are kidding.

No. I checked his Facebook.

It's the kid's freakin' uncle.

There are seven billion people on this planet.

And we've got this guy's nephew?

I know, right? Which got me thinking.

Dude, what if this is more than chance?

What if there's, like, a higher power at work here?

Max, we're atheists.

I know.

But we were wrong about the comet, right?

I mean, you heard.

They're looking for people to go into a bunker.

(SCOFFS) We're in his laptop now.

It's only a matter of time before we break the encryption on his files.

It's, like, too good to be true.

What are you saying?

I'm saying what if God exists?

What if he wants us in that bunker?

What if we are the chosen ones?

(VOMITS)

LEANNE: You're lucky she's here,

'cause if it was up to me, I'd shoot ya.

But Rhonda is a good girl.

And I think you should know that about her.

You have a good night now, Ma'am.

(SIGHS)

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

Feeling it now, huh? The guilt.

You need to let me go and give yourself up.

I can't go back to jail.

You need to know, I didn't choose any of this.

No, you did.

You chose to point a gun at a child.

That's who you are now.

You've been hanging out with your friend for too long.

Have a good night.

You know I'm not gonna stop, right? I will find you.

Oh, excuse me, Father. Do you speak English?

I do.

Oh, gosh, this is so embarrassing.

I'm trying to find my hotel.

I dumped my bags, went for dinner,

and I have no idea where I am.

I think it's down here somewhere.

Oh, mosquitoes are out tonight, huh?

MAX: I'm gonna go see my family.

I haven't seen them since the comet.

And I wanna tell them about the bunker.

ARIEL: Oh.

I mean, we shouldn't just save ourselves, right?

Right.

Just my mom and dad,

and my sister, maybe a few cousins.

I mean, that's okay, right?

ARIEL: There's nothing more important to me than family.

Cool. I was worried you were gonna be funny about it.

We're not gonna hurt the kid, are we?

Course not.

The kid's the bargaining chip. I need the kid.

It's you I don't need any more.

(GUNSHOT)

That's what happens to idiots.

Don't be an idiot, Spike.