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and the host. Thanks for coming. Thanks

and the host. Thanks for coming. Thanks

and the host. Thanks for coming. Thanks for watching.

for watching.

for watching. We are beating to you from

We are beating to you from

We are beating to you from beautiful Los Angeles, California, home

beautiful Los Angeles, California, home

beautiful Los Angeles, California, home of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games. We're

of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games. We're

of the 2028 Summer Olympic Games. We're having the Olympics here, GMO, you know

having the Olympics here, GMO, you know

having the Olympics here, GMO, you know that, right? Yes, Jim. I'm happy.

that, right? Yes, Jim. I'm happy.

that, right? Yes, Jim. I'm happy. >> That's the next Olympics. We still have

>> That's the next Olympics. We still have

>> That's the next Olympics. We still have one to get through. And in Milan, Italy,

one to get through. And in Milan, Italy,

one to get through. And in Milan, Italy, the Winter Olympics are officially

the Winter Olympics are officially

the Winter Olympics are officially underway as of tonight. Who's ready for

underway as of tonight. Who's ready for

underway as of tonight. Who's ready for two weeks of trying to figure out the

two weeks of trying to figure out the

two weeks of trying to figure out the difference between the bob sled and

difference between the bob sled and

difference between the bob sled and luge? Huh?

luge? Huh?

luge? Huh? They should just call the luge ass

They should just call the luge ass

They should just call the luge ass sledding. It would save a lot of

sledding. It would save a lot of

sledding. It would save a lot of confusion. The United States sent 232

confusion. The United States sent 232

confusion. The United States sent 232 athletes, each of whom has the chance to

athletes, each of whom has the chance to

athletes, each of whom has the chance to win a gold medal that could one day be

win a gold medal that could one day be

win a gold medal that could one day be worn around the president's flabby neck.

worn around the president's flabby neck.

worn around the president's flabby neck. It's very exciting. Sadly, we are not

It's very exciting. Sadly, we are not

It's very exciting. Sadly, we are not legally permitted to share any footage

legally permitted to share any footage

legally permitted to share any footage from the events because they are on NBC

from the events because they are on NBC

from the events because they are on NBC and I guess NBC paid for them, but we

and I guess NBC paid for them, but we

and I guess NBC paid for them, but we can show you dogs. In New York last

can show you dogs. In New York last

can show you dogs. In New York last night, they had the 150th Westminster

night, they had the 150th Westminster

night, they had the 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Joe. This has been going

Kennel Club Dog Joe. This has been going

Kennel Club Dog Joe. This has been going on since 1876.

on since 1876.

on since 1876. It is a quirky but wholesome American

It is a quirky but wholesome American

It is a quirky but wholesome American tradition. And we happen to have another

tradition. And we happen to have another

tradition. And we happen to have another quirky but wholesome American tradition.

quirky but wholesome American tradition.

quirky but wholesome American tradition. Every year since uh I don't know, maybe

Every year since uh I don't know, maybe

Every year since uh I don't know, maybe 2010, we've been using cuttingedge green

2010, we've been using cuttingedge green

2010, we've been using cuttingedge green screen technology to remove the dogs

screen technology to remove the dogs

screen technology to remove the dogs from the Westminster dog show. And

from the Westminster dog show. And

from the Westminster dog show. And here's what that looks like for 2026.

Thank you.

It's great. There's very little cleanup.

It's great. There's very little cleanup.

It's great. There's very little cleanup. I like it better. The top dog this year

I like it better. The top dog this year

I like it better. The top dog this year was an underdog dog, a female named

was an underdog dog, a female named

was an underdog dog, a female named Penny, who beat out more than 2,000

Penny, who beat out more than 2,000

Penny, who beat out more than 2,000 other canines and three ugly human

other canines and three ugly human

other canines and three ugly human beings. the 42nd female for best in show

beings. the 42nd female for best in show

beings. the 42nd female for best in show and first Doberman since 1989.

and first Doberman since 1989.

and first Doberman since 1989. >> Well, shouldn't it be technically Doberw

>> Well, shouldn't it be technically Doberw

>> Well, shouldn't it be technically Doberw woman if it is a female? I don't a

woman if it is a female? I don't a

woman if it is a female? I don't a Doberman pincher to me seems like an odd

Doberman pincher to me seems like an odd

Doberman pincher to me seems like an odd choice with the country careening into

choice with the country careening into

choice with the country careening into fascism right I mean I'm sure Penny is

fascism right I mean I'm sure Penny is

fascism right I mean I'm sure Penny is very sweet cute dog but like when Mr.

very sweet cute dog but like when Mr.

very sweet cute dog but like when Mr. Burn says release the hounds. That dog

Burn says release the hounds. That dog

Burn says release the hounds. That dog is what comes running out. In

is what comes running out. In

is what comes running out. In Minneapolis, human Doberman Tom Hman

Minneapolis, human Doberman Tom Hman

Minneapolis, human Doberman Tom Hman today announced that the government is

today announced that the government is

today announced that the government is finally backing off a little, pulling

finally backing off a little, pulling

finally backing off a little, pulling back on agents of ICE. Given this

back on agents of ICE. Given this

back on agents of ICE. Given this increase in unprecedented collaboration

increase in unprecedented collaboration

increase in unprecedented collaboration and as a result of the need for less law

and as a result of the need for less law

and as a result of the need for less law enforcement officers to do this work in

enforcement officers to do this work in

enforcement officers to do this work in a safer environment,

I have announced effective immediately

I have announced effective immediately

I have announced effective immediately we will draw down 700 people effective

we will draw down 700 people effective

we will draw down 700 people effective today.

today.

today. >> Very good. All right. Now only 2,000

>> Very good. All right. Now only 2,000

>> Very good. All right. Now only 2,000 more to go. It's never in my lifetime

more to go. It's never in my lifetime

more to go. It's never in my lifetime did I imagine that that we'd be

did I imagine that that we'd be

did I imagine that that we'd be celebrating a troop withdrawal from

celebrating a troop withdrawal from

celebrating a troop withdrawal from Minnesota. But 700 agents as we speak

Minnesota. But 700 agents as we speak

Minnesota. But 700 agents as we speak are packing up their 48 waist 28 inseam

are packing up their 48 waist 28 inseam

are packing up their 48 waist 28 inseam Carhe hard pants and their triple XXL

Carhe hard pants and their triple XXL

Carhe hard pants and their triple XXL Punisher t-shirts and heading home. Get

Punisher t-shirts and heading home. Get

Punisher t-shirts and heading home. Get ready. 700 moms of ICE agents. Your boys

ready. 700 moms of ICE agents. Your boys

ready. 700 moms of ICE agents. Your boys are coming back to the basement. Even

are coming back to the basement. Even

are coming back to the basement. Even the president today,

the president today,

the president today, even Donald Trump admitted today that

even Donald Trump admitted today that

even Donald Trump admitted today that his administration could use a quote

his administration could use a quote

his administration could use a quote softer touch when it comes to

softer touch when it comes to

softer touch when it comes to immigration. That way, these guys can

immigration. That way, these guys can

immigration. That way, these guys can save their energy for when they help him

save their energy for when they help him

save their energy for when they help him strongarm the midterms. The midterm

strongarm the midterms. The midterm

strongarm the midterms. The midterm elections are nine months away. And it's

elections are nine months away. And it's

elections are nine months away. And it's become very clear that Trump is going to

become very clear that Trump is going to

become very clear that Trump is going to do anything he can to tip the scales.

do anything he can to tip the scales.

do anything he can to tip the scales. Trump has called for Republicans to

Trump has called for Republicans to

Trump has called for Republicans to nationalize voting and take over in

nationalize voting and take over in

nationalize voting and take over in about 15 states. In the House, squeaker

about 15 states. In the House, squeaker

about 15 states. In the House, squeaker Mike Johnson is pushing something called

Mike Johnson is pushing something called

Mike Johnson is pushing something called the Save Act, which would require a

the Save Act, which would require a

the Save Act, which would require a passport or a birth certificate when you

passport or a birth certificate when you

passport or a birth certificate when you register to vote to make it as difficult

register to vote to make it as difficult

register to vote to make it as difficult as possible for people to vote. And the

as possible for people to vote. And the

as possible for people to vote. And the greasiest, sloppiest maggoteer of all of

greasiest, sloppiest maggoteer of all of

greasiest, sloppiest maggoteer of all of them, Steve Bannon, is now openly

them, Steve Bannon, is now openly

them, Steve Bannon, is now openly calling for armed ICE agents outside the

calling for armed ICE agents outside the

calling for armed ICE agents outside the polls on election day.

polls on election day.

polls on election day. >> You're damn right. We're going to have

>> You're damn right. We're going to have

>> You're damn right. We're going to have ICE surround the polls come November.

ICE surround the polls come November.

ICE surround the polls come November. We're not going to sit here and allow

We're not going to sit here and allow

We're not going to sit here and allow you to steal the country again.

you to steal the country again.

you to steal the country again. >> That's right. The guy who went to

>> That's right. The guy who went to

>> That's right. The guy who went to prison, the guy who plead guilty to

prison, the guy who plead guilty to

prison, the guy who plead guilty to swindling the very dumbest Trumpers out

swindling the very dumbest Trumpers out

swindling the very dumbest Trumpers out of money to build the wall, which I can

of money to build the wall, which I can

of money to build the wall, which I can only assume he spent on sausage

only assume he spent on sausage

only assume he spent on sausage McMuffins and pork rinds. The man who's

McMuffins and pork rinds. The man who's

McMuffins and pork rinds. The man who's all over the Epstein files is not going

all over the Epstein files is not going

all over the Epstein files is not going to allow Democrats to steal the country.

to allow Democrats to steal the country.

to allow Democrats to steal the country. Remember when Trump promised we wouldn't

Remember when Trump promised we wouldn't

Remember when Trump promised we wouldn't ever have to vote again if he got

ever have to vote again if he got

ever have to vote again if he got reelected? It seems to be the one

reelected? It seems to be the one

reelected? It seems to be the one promise that he intends to keep. Uh uh

promise that he intends to keep. Uh uh

promise that he intends to keep. Uh uh speaking of rigged outcomes, the Melania

speaking of rigged outcomes, the Melania

speaking of rigged outcomes, the Melania documentary. Now, allegedly,

documentary. Now, allegedly,

documentary. Now, allegedly, allegedly they exceeded box office

allegedly they exceeded box office

allegedly they exceeded box office expectations. They had the best opening

expectations. They had the best opening

expectations. They had the best opening for a non-musical documentary in 10

for a non-musical documentary in 10

for a non-musical documentary in 10 years, which I think is a fancy way of

years, which I think is a fancy way of

years, which I think is a fancy way of saying it only lost tens of millions of

saying it only lost tens of millions of

saying it only lost tens of millions of dollars. A lot of people, myself

dollars. A lot of people, myself

dollars. A lot of people, myself included, have been wondering how this

included, have been wondering how this

included, have been wondering how this movie managed to sell $7 million worth

movie managed to sell $7 million worth

movie managed to sell $7 million worth of tickets last weekend when almost

of tickets last weekend when almost

of tickets last weekend when almost every theater seemed to be empty leading

every theater seemed to be empty leading

every theater seemed to be empty leading up to the release. Well, there are

up to the release. Well, there are

up to the release. Well, there are reports now suggesting that those

reports now suggesting that those

reports now suggesting that those beautiful box office numbers may have

beautiful box office numbers may have

beautiful box office numbers may have been boosted by bulk ticket purchases

been boosted by bulk ticket purchases

been boosted by bulk ticket purchases that were handed out to people for free.

that were handed out to people for free.

that were handed out to people for free. And if you don't believe this is the

And if you don't believe this is the

And if you don't believe this is the kind of thing they would do, you may be

kind of thing they would do, you may be

kind of thing they would do, you may be forgetting that back in 2019, the

forgetting that back in 2019, the

forgetting that back in 2019, the Republican National Committee bought a

Republican National Committee bought a

Republican National Committee bought a $100,000 worth of Don Jr.'s book to put

$100,000 worth of Don Jr.'s book to put

$100,000 worth of Don Jr.'s book to put in swag bags to make it a New York Times

in swag bags to make it a New York Times

in swag bags to make it a New York Times bestseller. Don Junior's book debuted

bestseller. Don Junior's book debuted

bestseller. Don Junior's book debuted number one on the New York Times

number one on the New York Times

number one on the New York Times bestseller list despite the fact that no

bestseller list despite the fact that no

bestseller list despite the fact that no one has ever read it. No one is No one

one has ever read it. No one is No one

one has ever read it. No one is No one has ever even opened that book. It's It

has ever even opened that book. It's It

has ever even opened that book. It's It might be filled with bright pages. We

might be filled with bright pages. We

might be filled with bright pages. We will never know. Sources say there were

will never know. Sources say there were

will never know. Sources say there were signs that blocks of tickets to Melania

signs that blocks of tickets to Melania

signs that blocks of tickets to Melania were purchased and then distributed to

were purchased and then distributed to

were purchased and then distributed to Republican activists in senior citizens

Republican activists in senior citizens

Republican activists in senior citizens homes, which are really the same thing.

homes, which are really the same thing.

homes, which are really the same thing. And but imagine those poor senior

And but imagine those poor senior

And but imagine those poor senior citizens. Good morning, Mrs. Greenwald.

citizens. Good morning, Mrs. Greenwald.

citizens. Good morning, Mrs. Greenwald. Here your your heart pills and here are

Here your your heart pills and here are

Here your your heart pills and here are your your liver pills. And uh here's a

your your liver pills. And uh here's a

your your liver pills. And uh here's a pair of tickets to Melania.

pair of tickets to Melania.

pair of tickets to Melania. Now, to be fair, some people actually

Now, to be fair, some people actually

Now, to be fair, some people actually did go to see the movie, including this

did go to see the movie, including this

did go to see the movie, including this group who call themselves the church

group who call themselves the church

group who call themselves the church ladies.

ladies.

ladies. The rest of us call them the dumb as a

The rest of us call them the dumb as a

The rest of us call them the dumb as a rockets, but they call themselves, they

rockets, but they call themselves, they

rockets, but they call themselves, they look like they've dressed up as a group

look like they've dressed up as a group

look like they've dressed up as a group of redacted documents from the Epstein

of redacted documents from the Epstein

of redacted documents from the Epstein files, right?

files, right?

files, right? It's all very

It's all very

It's all very sus, as the as the kids like to say. Do

sus, as the as the kids like to say. Do

sus, as the as the kids like to say. Do the kids still say sus?

the kids still say sus?

the kids still say sus? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Okay. As of tonight, Melania has a

>> Yeah. Okay. As of tonight, Melania has a

>> Yeah. Okay. As of tonight, Melania has a score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes from the

score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes from the

score of 5% on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics. That is very low. To put that

critics. That is very low. To put that

critics. That is very low. To put that in perspective, that is 1% lower than

in perspective, that is 1% lower than

in perspective, that is 1% lower than Jely. Okay, but that's just what the

Jely. Okay, but that's just what the

Jely. Okay, but that's just what the loser and hater critics had to say. The

loser and hater critics had to say. The

loser and hater critics had to say. The audience score for Melania is 99%

audience score for Melania is 99%

audience score for Melania is 99% positive, which is 1% higher than The

positive, which is 1% higher than The

positive, which is 1% higher than The Godfather.

Godfather.

Godfather. And I'm sure Donald J. Corleone had

And I'm sure Donald J. Corleone had

And I'm sure Donald J. Corleone had nothing to do with that at all. We need

nothing to do with that at all. We need

nothing to do with that at all. We need to get to the bottom of this. Send in

to get to the bottom of this. Send in

to get to the bottom of this. Send in Tulsi Gabbard and the FBI. Seize the

Tulsi Gabbard and the FBI. Seize the

Tulsi Gabbard and the FBI. Seize the ticket machines, the popcorn buckets,

ticket machines, the popcorn buckets,

ticket machines, the popcorn buckets, the box office receipts at every

the box office receipts at every

the box office receipts at every multiplex in America.

Jeff Bezos, who paid for that garbage,

Jeff Bezos, who paid for that garbage,

Jeff Bezos, who paid for that garbage, just laid off hundreds of journalists at

just laid off hundreds of journalists at

just laid off hundreds of journalists at the Washington Post. I guess he spent

the Washington Post. I guess he spent

the Washington Post. I guess he spent all the budget on Melania. Well, well

all the budget on Melania. Well, well

all the budget on Melania. Well, well done, Jeff. And then we have our future

done, Jeff. And then we have our future

done, Jeff. And then we have our future first lady, the next Mrs. Donald Trump,

first lady, the next Mrs. Donald Trump,

first lady, the next Mrs. Donald Trump, Nicki Minaj, who sat down with Steven

Nicki Minaj, who sat down with Steven

Nicki Minaj, who sat down with Steven Miller's wife to talk about how her

Miller's wife to talk about how her

Miller's wife to talk about how her support for Trump might one day express

support for Trump might one day express

support for Trump might one day express itself in her music.

itself in her music.

itself in her music. >> Is any of this kind of I don't want to

>> Is any of this kind of I don't want to

>> Is any of this kind of I don't want to say change, but this evolution of Nicki

say change, but this evolution of Nicki

say change, but this evolution of Nicki Minaj going to be represented in new

Minaj going to be represented in new

Minaj going to be represented in new music that you may publish.

music that you may publish.

music that you may publish. >> Yes.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. So what you're saying is things could

So what you're saying is things could

So what you're saying is things could get worse because maybe we'll finally

get worse because maybe we'll finally

get worse because maybe we'll finally get a collab between Nicki Minaj and

get a collab between Nicki Minaj and

get a collab between Nicki Minaj and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik. That

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik. That

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik. That would be Howard Lutnik seemed to have a

would be Howard Lutnik seemed to have a

would be Howard Lutnik seemed to have a very chummy relationship with Jeffrey

very chummy relationship with Jeffrey

very chummy relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, which is the opposite of how he

Epstein, which is the opposite of how he

Epstein, which is the opposite of how he described their relationship. His name

described their relationship. His name

described their relationship. His name appears in the files 137 times. But

appears in the files 137 times. But

appears in the files 137 times. But Trump doesn't care. He said yesterday,

Trump doesn't care. He said yesterday,

Trump doesn't care. He said yesterday, "I think it's time for the country to

"I think it's time for the country to

"I think it's time for the country to get on to something else." FBI Director

get on to something else." FBI Director

get on to something else." FBI Director Cash Patel, that uh that bugeyed little

Cash Patel, that uh that bugeyed little

Cash Patel, that uh that bugeyed little toilet frog, is making the rounds with

toilet frog, is making the rounds with

toilet frog, is making the rounds with friendly conservative media outlets

friendly conservative media outlets

friendly conservative media outlets right now to whitewash his participation

right now to whitewash his participation

right now to whitewash his participation in this. In September of last year, Cash

in this. In September of last year, Cash

in this. In September of last year, Cash Patel claimed there was no credible

Patel claimed there was no credible

Patel claimed there was no credible information that Epstein trafficked

information that Epstein trafficked

information that Epstein trafficked minors to others. The files seem to

minors to others. The files seem to

minors to others. The files seem to clearly say otherwise, but Cash he

clearly say otherwise, but Cash he

clearly say otherwise, but Cash he doesn't have any regrets at all.

doesn't have any regrets at all.

doesn't have any regrets at all. >> Do you have regrets about how it's been

>> Do you have regrets about how it's been

>> Do you have regrets about how it's been handled?

handled?

handled? >> Look, like any other hot topic issue,

>> Look, like any other hot topic issue,

>> Look, like any other hot topic issue, the American public and the world had a

the American public and the world had a

the American public and the world had a great interest in this. And what we did

great interest in this. And what we did

great interest in this. And what we did under President Trump's leadership is

under President Trump's leadership is

under President Trump's leadership is produce the most transparent DOJ in FBI

produce the most transparent DOJ in FBI

produce the most transparent DOJ in FBI history.

>> Look at the emails. You can see how

>> Look at the emails. You can see how

>> Look at the emails. You can see how transparent they are. Like look at this

transparent they are. Like look at this

transparent they are. Like look at this email. It says, "Thank you for a fun

email. It says, "Thank you for a fun

email. It says, "Thank you for a fun night. Your littlest girl was a little

night. Your littlest girl was a little

night. Your littlest girl was a little naughty." Oh. Oh, there's it's blacked

naughty." Oh. Oh, there's it's blacked

naughty." Oh. Oh, there's it's blacked out. Oh, this one says, "I can't take

out. Oh, this one says, "I can't take

out. Oh, this one says, "I can't take any margin. So, the most beautiful

any margin. So, the most beautiful

any margin. So, the most beautiful little girl on Madison with long soft

little girl on Madison with long soft

little girl on Madison with long soft blonde hair." Oh, that name is black.

blonde hair." Oh, that name is black.

blonde hair." Oh, that name is black. Both the names are completely blacked

Both the names are completely blacked

Both the names are completely blacked out. Why are those names black out? I

out. Why are those names black out? I

out. Why are those names black out? I mean, that's really the only question

mean, that's really the only question

mean, that's really the only question you need to ask. Maybe there's a good

you need to ask. Maybe there's a good

you need to ask. Maybe there's a good reason. I don't know. I get that people

reason. I don't know. I get that people

reason. I don't know. I get that people probably a lot of the people whose names

probably a lot of the people whose names

probably a lot of the people whose names are in there didn't do anything

are in there didn't do anything

are in there didn't do anything criminal, but why are the names on those

criminal, but why are the names on those

criminal, but why are the names on those emails blacked out? Is it possible that

emails blacked out? Is it possible that

emails blacked out? Is it possible that Cash Patel doesn't know what the word

Cash Patel doesn't know what the word

Cash Patel doesn't know what the word transparency means? Maybe he's confusing

transparency means? Maybe he's confusing

transparency means? Maybe he's confusing it with opaque. GMO, will you get an

it with opaque. GMO, will you get an

it with opaque. GMO, will you get an answer on this for me, please?

answer on this for me, please?

answer on this for me, please? >> Yeah, sure. I will. Okay. Thank you.

>> Yeah, sure. I will. Okay. Thank you.

>> Yeah, sure. I will. Okay. Thank you. You know, it was very warm here today.

You know, it was very warm here today.

You know, it was very warm here today. Uh the high in New York today, 30°. In

Uh the high in New York today, 30°. In

Uh the high in New York today, 30°. In LA, it was 88°. It even

LA, it was 88°. It even

LA, it was 88°. It even I'm not sure we should be happy about

I'm not sure we should be happy about

I'm not sure we should be happy about the end of the world, but it's nice.

the end of the world, but it's nice.

the end of the world, but it's nice. In Florida, the winter weather is even

In Florida, the winter weather is even

In Florida, the winter weather is even having a strange effect on our strangest

having a strange effect on our strangest

having a strange effect on our strangest state. Um, and it is hitting the iguana

state. Um, and it is hitting the iguana

state. Um, and it is hitting the iguana population especially hard, as seen in

population especially hard, as seen in

population especially hard, as seen in tonight's lizard edition of This Week in

tonight's lizard edition of This Week in

tonight's lizard edition of This Week in Florida.

Jessica, tell us what is happening. Why

Jessica, tell us what is happening. Why

Jessica, tell us what is happening. Why are these iguanas frozen?

are these iguanas frozen?

are these iguanas frozen? >> Right. Of course, iguanas are

>> Right. Of course, iguanas are

>> Right. Of course, iguanas are coldblooded animals. So, as soon as it

coldblooded animals. So, as soon as it

coldblooded animals. So, as soon as it gets to freezing, we end up having

gets to freezing, we end up having

gets to freezing, we end up having iguanas fall out the trees here in South

iguanas fall out the trees here in South

iguanas fall out the trees here in South Florida.

Florida.

Florida. >> What do you do with them after you pick

>> What do you do with them after you pick

>> What do you do with them after you pick up all of these all around the city?

up all of these all around the city?

up all of these all around the city? >> Well, of course, we contact our

>> Well, of course, we contact our

>> Well, of course, we contact our Trinidadian friends and all the people

Trinidadian friends and all the people

Trinidadian friends and all the people that like to eat iguanas. So, a lot of

that like to eat iguanas. So, a lot of

that like to eat iguanas. So, a lot of different cultures eat iguanas and they

different cultures eat iguanas and they

different cultures eat iguanas and they eat the eggs and they eat the legs and

eat the eggs and they eat the legs and

eat the eggs and they eat the legs and they eat the tail. So, this is easy

they eat the tail. So, this is easy

they eat the tail. So, this is easy snacks falling out the trees this

snacks falling out the trees this

snacks falling out the trees this morning.

>> Seems very upbeat.

>> Seems very upbeat.

>> Seems very upbeat. I love how easily Florida can turn a

I love how easily Florida can turn a

I love how easily Florida can turn a like a biblicalsized climate change

like a biblicalsized climate change

like a biblicalsized climate change event into a snack.

event into a snack.

event into a snack. Speaking of snacks, the Super Bowl's on

Speaking of snacks, the Super Bowl's on

Speaking of snacks, the Super Bowl's on Sunday. And of course, Super Bowl, of

Sunday. And of course, Super Bowl, of

Sunday. And of course, Super Bowl, of course, is traditionally one of the

course, is traditionally one of the

course, is traditionally one of the biggest days for junk food and that

biggest days for junk food and that

biggest days for junk food and that whatnot, but that was before the Trump

whatnot, but that was before the Trump

whatnot, but that was before the Trump administration made America healthy

administration made America healthy

administration made America healthy again. And tonight we have a special

again. And tonight we have a special

again. And tonight we have a special guest tonight to share some smarter

guest tonight to share some smarter

guest tonight to share some smarter Super Bowl snack options. And I I would

Super Bowl snack options. And I I would

Super Bowl snack options. And I I would love you to help me welcome and please

love you to help me welcome and please

love you to help me welcome and please welcome our Secretary of Health and

welcome our Secretary of Health and

welcome our Secretary of Health and Human Services,

Human Services,

Human Services, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Jr.

>> Hi there, Bob.

>> Hi there, Bob.

>> Hi there, Bob. >> HANG ON. I'M JUST GETTING IN A QUICK

>> HANG ON. I'M JUST GETTING IN A QUICK

>> HANG ON. I'M JUST GETTING IN A QUICK WORKOUT.

WORKOUT.

WORKOUT. >> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT. >> OKAY. Thank you for being here. I'm I

>> OKAY. Thank you for being here. I'm I

>> OKAY. Thank you for being here. I'm I know how uh busy you've been rebooting

know how uh busy you've been rebooting

know how uh busy you've been rebooting Measles, so we're really happy to have

Measles, so we're really happy to have

Measles, so we're really happy to have you here.

you here.

you here. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M HAPPY TO SAY THE

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M HAPPY TO SAY THE

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. I'M HAPPY TO SAY THE MEASLES IS BACK, BABY.

MEASLES IS BACK, BABY.

MEASLES IS BACK, BABY. >> YEAH. SO, uh All right, let's do this.

>> YEAH. SO, uh All right, let's do this.

>> YEAH. SO, uh All right, let's do this. What are you eating during game day

What are you eating during game day

What are you eating during game day weekend?

weekend?

weekend? >> Healthy alternatives.

>> Healthy alternatives.

>> Healthy alternatives. >> UH-HUH.

>> UH-HUH.

>> UH-HUH. >> DO YOU LIKE POTATO CHIPS?

>> DO YOU LIKE POTATO CHIPS?

>> DO YOU LIKE POTATO CHIPS? >> I LOVE potato chips. I'M YES.

>> I LOVE potato chips. I'M YES.

>> I LOVE potato chips. I'M YES. >> BUT POTATO CHIPS ARE POISONED. THAT'S

>> BUT POTATO CHIPS ARE POISONED. THAT'S

>> BUT POTATO CHIPS ARE POISONED. THAT'S HOW LIZO DIED.

HOW LIZO DIED.

HOW LIZO DIED. THIS IS NOT DEAD. Wait a minute. That's

THIS IS NOT DEAD. Wait a minute. That's

THIS IS NOT DEAD. Wait a minute. That's not true at all. That has That is no

not true at all. That has That is no

not true at all. That has That is no basis.

basis.

basis. >> I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACCURATE.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACCURATE.

>> I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S ACCURATE. >> LISTEN, INSTEAD OF GREASY CHIPS, I REACH

>> LISTEN, INSTEAD OF GREASY CHIPS, I REACH

>> LISTEN, INSTEAD OF GREASY CHIPS, I REACH FOR A HANDFUL OF THESE BABY CARROTS.

FOR A HANDFUL OF THESE BABY CARROTS.

FOR A HANDFUL OF THESE BABY CARROTS. >> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. That's a good tip. All

>> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. That's a good tip. All

>> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. That's a good tip. All right.

right.

right. >> PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME AND ALWAYS

>> PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME AND ALWAYS

>> PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME AND ALWAYS WONDERING WHERE DO BABY carrots come

WONDERING WHERE DO BABY carrots come

WONDERING WHERE DO BABY carrots come from?

from?

from? >> They're asking YOU THAT QUESTION.

>> They're asking YOU THAT QUESTION.

>> They're asking YOU THAT QUESTION. >> OH, ALL THE TIME. AND THE ANSWER IS

>> OH, ALL THE TIME. AND THE ANSWER IS

>> OH, ALL THE TIME. AND THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. TO GET A BABY CARROT, YOU HAVE

SIMPLE. TO GET A BABY CARROT, YOU HAVE

SIMPLE. TO GET A BABY CARROT, YOU HAVE TO AN ADULT GROWNUP CARROT.

TO AN ADULT GROWNUP CARROT.

TO AN ADULT GROWNUP CARROT. WATCH.

>> Maybe

>> Maybe

>> Maybe >> maybe not a great idea to do that around

>> maybe not a great idea to do that around

>> maybe not a great idea to do that around THE SNACK.

THE SNACK.

THE SNACK. >> BE QUIET. I'M ALMOST DONE.

>> BE QUIET. I'M ALMOST DONE.

>> BE QUIET. I'M ALMOST DONE. >> OH, BABY.

>> OH, BABY.

>> OH, BABY. >> UH-HUH.

>> UH-HUH.

>> UH-HUH. >> AND NOW WE JUST WAIT 9 MONTHS.

>> AND NOW WE JUST WAIT 9 MONTHS.

>> AND NOW WE JUST WAIT 9 MONTHS. >> OKAY. All right. Well, we now know how

>> OKAY. All right. Well, we now know how

>> OKAY. All right. Well, we now know how baby carrots are made. What about wings?

baby carrots are made. What about wings?

baby carrots are made. What about wings? You got to have wings at the Super Bowl,

You got to have wings at the Super Bowl,

You got to have wings at the Super Bowl, RIGHT?

RIGHT?

RIGHT? >> ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. >> YOU HAVE TO HAVE WINGS. BUT

>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE WINGS. BUT

>> YOU HAVE TO HAVE WINGS. BUT >> CHICKEN WINGS ARE HIGH IN TRANS FATS.

>> CHICKEN WINGS ARE HIGH IN TRANS FATS.

>> CHICKEN WINGS ARE HIGH IN TRANS FATS. >> AND PRESIDENT TRUMP DOESN'T ALLOW TRANS

>> AND PRESIDENT TRUMP DOESN'T ALLOW TRANS

>> AND PRESIDENT TRUMP DOESN'T ALLOW TRANS OF ANY KIND, ESPECIALLY NOT THE FAT

OF ANY KIND, ESPECIALLY NOT THE FAT

OF ANY KIND, ESPECIALLY NOT THE FAT ONES. SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE WINGS,

ONES. SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE WINGS,

ONES. SO, IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE WINGS, DO WHAT I DO.

EAT BAT WINGS.

EAT BAT WINGS.

EAT BAT WINGS. BAT WINGS.

BAT WINGS.

BAT WINGS. >> YES, bat wings.

>> YES, bat wings.

>> YES, bat wings. >> NOW, WAIT. WHAT KIND OF BATS are these?

>> NOW, WAIT. WHAT KIND OF BATS are these?

>> NOW, WAIT. WHAT KIND OF BATS are these? >> FRUIT BATS. THAT MEANS THEY ALSO GIVE

>> FRUIT BATS. THAT MEANS THEY ALSO GIVE

>> FRUIT BATS. THAT MEANS THEY ALSO GIVE YOU A FULL SERVING OF FRUIT.

YOU A FULL SERVING OF FRUIT.

YOU A FULL SERVING OF FRUIT. >> That can't possibly BE TRUE.

>> That can't possibly BE TRUE.

>> That can't possibly BE TRUE. >> I DIDN'T GO THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF

>> I DIDN'T GO THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF

>> I DIDN'T GO THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF MEDICAL SCHOOL TO BE SECOND GUESSED BY

MEDICAL SCHOOL TO BE SECOND GUESSED BY

MEDICAL SCHOOL TO BE SECOND GUESSED BY SOME DIRTY VACCINATED ITALIAN.

SOME DIRTY VACCINATED ITALIAN.

SOME DIRTY VACCINATED ITALIAN. >> You didn't go through any years of

>> You didn't go through any years of

>> You didn't go through any years of medical SCHOOL AT ALL.

medical SCHOOL AT ALL.

medical SCHOOL AT ALL. >> WELL, I I I GUTTED A BABY MOOSE WITH A

>> WELL, I I I GUTTED A BABY MOOSE WITH A

>> WELL, I I I GUTTED A BABY MOOSE WITH A CAMPING SPOON. OKAY,

CAMPING SPOON. OKAY,

CAMPING SPOON. OKAY, >> close enough. All right, let's get back

>> close enough. All right, let's get back

>> close enough. All right, let's get back to our uh our foods here.

to our uh our foods here.

to our uh our foods here. >> Mind if I perch?

>> Mind if I perch?

>> Mind if I perch? >> What does that mean?

>> What does that mean?

>> What does that mean? >> Perch. It's this.

>> It's a little more comfortable.

>> It's a little more comfortable.

>> It's a little more comfortable. >> Okay. All right.

>> Okay. All right.

>> Okay. All right. >> Nice. Right.

>> Nice. Right.

>> Nice. Right. >> It's very nice. Yeah.

>> It's very nice. Yeah.

>> It's very nice. Yeah. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Uh-huh.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Uh-huh. >> I feel very CLOSE TO YOU. A LITTLE too

>> I feel very CLOSE TO YOU. A LITTLE too

>> I feel very CLOSE TO YOU. A LITTLE too close. Yeah, I do.

close. Yeah, I do.

close. Yeah, I do. >> Anyway, BACK TO THE WING. STOP FLIRTING.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO USE HOT SAUCE.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO USE HOT SAUCE.

>> A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE TO USE HOT SAUCE. YES, I LOVE HOT SAUCE. I use hala.

YES, I LOVE HOT SAUCE. I use hala.

YES, I LOVE HOT SAUCE. I use hala. >> WELL, IF YOU WANT YOUR WINGS TO REALLY

>> WELL, IF YOU WANT YOUR WINGS TO REALLY

>> WELL, IF YOU WANT YOUR WINGS TO REALLY BLISTER THE OLD BEEHOLE, TRY MY SECRET

BLISTER THE OLD BEEHOLE, TRY MY SECRET

BLISTER THE OLD BEEHOLE, TRY MY SECRET INGREDIENTS.

INGREDIENTS.

INGREDIENTS. >> What is that?

>> What is that?

>> What is that? >> NOW, GRAB THE GRAB THE TRAY OF WINGS.

>> NOW, GRAB THE GRAB THE TRAY OF WINGS.

>> NOW, GRAB THE GRAB THE TRAY OF WINGS. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY. >> PICK UP THE TRAY OF WINGS. ALL RIGHT.

>> PICK UP THE TRAY OF WINGS. ALL RIGHT.

>> PICK UP THE TRAY OF WINGS. ALL RIGHT. >> And now, grab that red balloon.

>> And now, grab that red balloon.

>> And now, grab that red balloon. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> AND YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO EMPTY ALL

>> AND YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO EMPTY ALL

>> AND YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO EMPTY ALL THAT WHITE POWDER ALL OVER IT

THAT WHITE POWDER ALL OVER IT

THAT WHITE POWDER ALL OVER IT >> IN THE BALLOON.

>> IN THE BALLOON.

>> IN THE BALLOON. >> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO

>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO

>> OH, YEAH. YEAH. YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO USE THE WHOLE BALLOON. JUST SPREAD THAT

USE THE WHOLE BALLOON. JUST SPREAD THAT

USE THE WHOLE BALLOON. JUST SPREAD THAT AROUND.

AROUND.

AROUND. >> All right.

>> All right.

>> All right. >> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. >> All right. Now, what is this cornstarch

>> All right. Now, what is this cornstarch

>> All right. Now, what is this cornstarch we're putting on THE WINGS?

we're putting on THE WINGS?

we're putting on THE WINGS? >> CORN STARCH? NO, IT'S KETAMINE.

>> CORN STARCH? NO, IT'S KETAMINE.

>> CORN STARCH? NO, IT'S KETAMINE. >> KETAMINE.

>> KETAMINE.

>> KETAMINE. >> THAT'S RIGHT. LET ME JUST GIVE IT A

>> THAT'S RIGHT. LET ME JUST GIVE IT A

>> THAT'S RIGHT. LET ME JUST GIVE IT A SNIFF TO MAKE SURE.

SNIFF TO MAKE SURE.

SNIFF TO MAKE SURE. >> OKAY,

BABY.

THAT'S A FRESH MATCH, MA.

THAT'S A FRESH MATCH, MA.

THAT'S A FRESH MATCH, MA. >> All right.

>> All right.

>> All right. Okay. So, we got wings, we got carrots,

Okay. So, we got wings, we got carrots,

Okay. So, we got wings, we got carrots, we don't have potato chips. What are we

we don't have potato chips. What are we

we don't have potato chips. What are we going to do for halftime? What are WE

going to do for halftime? What are WE

going to do for halftime? What are WE GOING TO EAT?

GOING TO EAT?

GOING TO EAT? >> WHAT? HALFTIME?

>> WHAT? HALFTIME?

>> WHAT? HALFTIME? WELL, THIS YEAR HALFTIME IS VERY

WELL, THIS YEAR HALFTIME IS VERY

WELL, THIS YEAR HALFTIME IS VERY CONTROVERSIAL.

CONTROVERSIAL.

CONTROVERSIAL. >> I'VE HEARD

>> I'VE HEARD

>> I'VE HEARD >> BAD BUNNY. YOU KNOW, HE'S A MEXICAN.

>> BAD BUNNY. YOU KNOW, HE'S A MEXICAN.

>> BAD BUNNY. YOU KNOW, HE'S A MEXICAN. >> He No, he is not a Mexican. He is Puerto

>> He No, he is not a Mexican. He is Puerto

>> He No, he is not a Mexican. He is Puerto Rican.

Rican.

Rican. >> WHATEVER HE IS, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T

>> WHATEVER HE IS, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T

>> WHATEVER HE IS, THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T LIKE IT. SO, IN MY HOUSE, EVERYONE LOVES

LIKE IT. SO, IN MY HOUSE, EVERYONE LOVES

LIKE IT. SO, IN MY HOUSE, EVERYONE LOVES THE PUPPY BALL.

THE PUPPY BALL.

THE PUPPY BALL. >> OH, YOU WATCH THE PUPPY BALL?

>> OH, YOU WATCH THE PUPPY BALL?

>> OH, YOU WATCH THE PUPPY BALL? >> NO, WE DON'T WATCH IT. WE EAT IT.

You eat puppies IN YOUR HOUSE.

You eat puppies IN YOUR HOUSE.

You eat puppies IN YOUR HOUSE. >> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? LET HIM GO TO

>> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? LET HIM GO TO

>> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? LET HIM GO TO WASTE. YOU ROAST THAT LITTLE BAD LARRY

WASTE. YOU ROAST THAT LITTLE BAD LARRY

WASTE. YOU ROAST THAT LITTLE BAD LARRY FOR A FEW HOURS. THE PUPPY MEAT FALLS

FOR A FEW HOURS. THE PUPPY MEAT FALLS

FOR A FEW HOURS. THE PUPPY MEAT FALLS RIGHT OFF OF THE BONE.

RIGHT OFF OF THE BONE.

RIGHT OFF OF THE BONE. >> OKAY. NOW, WHILE JIMMY IS STUFFING THIS

>> OKAY. NOW, WHILE JIMMY IS STUFFING THIS

>> OKAY. NOW, WHILE JIMMY IS STUFFING THIS PUPPY WITH BREADCRUMBS, I'M GOING TO

PUPPY WITH BREADCRUMBS, I'M GOING TO

PUPPY WITH BREADCRUMBS, I'M GOING TO TEACH YOU.

TEACH YOU.

TEACH YOU. >> I am not stuffing this puppy with

>> I am not stuffing this puppy with

>> I am not stuffing this puppy with breadcrumbs. I am going to take this

breadcrumbs. I am going to take this

breadcrumbs. I am going to take this puppy away from you.

puppy away from you.

puppy away from you. >> OH, LOOK. A JIMMY HOLLYWOOD. HE'S

>> OH, LOOK. A JIMMY HOLLYWOOD. HE'S

>> OH, LOOK. A JIMMY HOLLYWOOD. HE'S WORRIED ABOUT CABBO HYDRATES.

WORRIED ABOUT CABBO HYDRATES.

WORRIED ABOUT CABBO HYDRATES. >> You know what? I think our time is up.

>> You know what? I think our time is up.

>> You know what? I think our time is up. GMO, would you please escort the

GMO, would you please escort the

GMO, would you please escort the secretary to his cyber truck?

secretary to his cyber truck?

secretary to his cyber truck? >> What? COME ON.

>> What? COME ON.

>> What? COME ON. >> OH NO, IT'S BAD BUNNY.

>> OH NO, IT'S BAD BUNNY.

>> OH NO, IT'S BAD BUNNY. >> GET OFF ME.

>> GET OFF ME.

>> GET OFF ME. >> FOR MORE RECIPES, GO TO MY WEBSITE

>> FOR MORE RECIPES, GO TO MY WEBSITE

>> FOR MORE RECIPES, GO TO MY WEBSITE ROADKILL.COM/

EAT GUNS. RAW BUTTER COLORS.

EAT GUNS. RAW BUTTER COLORS.

EAT GUNS. RAW BUTTER COLORS. >> Thank you. Go

>> Thank you. Go

>> Thank you. Go >> Robert Kennedy Jr. Jr. We have a good

>> Robert Kennedy Jr. Jr. We have a good

>> Robert Kennedy Jr. Jr. We have a good show tonight. Michael Irvin is here and

show tonight. Michael Irvin is here and

show tonight. Michael Irvin is here and we'll be right back with Kate Hudson.