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Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers, kid.

Yeah. To second chances.

To second chances. Second chances, absolutely.

I'm excited to do this again, man. I'm excited to give it another try.

Thank you so much for coming back.

Of course.

You're certainly upgraded now, haven't you?

I did. I hope that you got upgraded, too.

Oh, yeah.

I did.

Speaking of your wife, where is your wife?

Oh.

She's really tired. She's laying down upstairs.

She just felt so deflated.

Laying down, we're all supposed to be all of us hanging out. Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah. Don't worry about it. Please, have a seat. I laid out this incredible

spread. I thought we were all going to be together. All of us were going to be

together. Yeah, yeah, she's coming.

Are these snacks for everybody?

Are these almonds?

No, those are pecans, right?

Guys!

Whoa.

What's... They're pecans.

Okay, I... But... Can we talk about the snacks a little bit more? I don't even

know... Can we just wait for... Let's talk about the snacks. Wait for your

Let's take it a little longer. Oh, I'm so sorry. I got ahead of myself. She's

just so beautiful. I'm sorry.

Look, man, last time we took it a little too fast, and you remember things got

out of hand, and we're giving it another shot.

Let's just wait for your wife.

You're completely right, and I apologize.

Let me run upstairs and grab Tony.

Thank you.

He's so hot.

What are you doing?

He's so hot.

I told you. Oh, my God. Wait till I had eyes on the goods first.

And then it would all be cool. The goods are coming. Why wouldn't they be

coming? Look, they're coming.

He's grabbing her right now.

Same thing that happened last time. Thank you. Thank you. Relax.

Meet my wife, Juliet.

I don't speak Spanish. You know that. Relax.

I'm sure his wife is lovely.

I'm sure she's lovely.

You don't understand. This caused my last divorce.

No. If you would just listen to me. You're being dramatic.

I'm not being dramatic.

Are you sure these are pecans? Yes, I'm fucking sure they're pecans.

Okay? Just relax. You know I don't like almonds.

Oh my god.

Wow.

Bison, I want you to meet Tommy.

She has a thing for you.

Oh. My.

God. You're just her type.

Beautiful. No!

Who does her lips?

She looks amazing.

We got a guy.

Yeah, wow.

What is going on?

She's breathtaking.

No. Look at her figure.

You look at her.

She's gorgeous.

Bison. Yeah. What's up?

Is there a problem?

Yeah, there's a problem. Come on, Bison. I know things don't work out between

you and my last wife, but it's a blow -up doll.

This is a new beginning. This is taunting.

And she may seem a little sterile at first, but she'll warm right up to you,

because trust me.

She's a real man pleaser.

This is a joke, right? You're messing with me. What am I supposed to do with

this?

Give her a kiss.

What the fuck is going on?

No. Whoa, whoa. Come on. You're being rude. Don't be fucking rude.

Be rude.

Don't be rude.

Give her a kiss. There you go.

That a boy.

Yes. Here, here.

Oh, you're lucky today.

Here,

have a seat. Right on up.

Wow. Nice to meet you.

Stunning. Wow. Stunning, isn't it? You're so beautiful.

Stunning. Wow.

Does she live on her dream?

No, she barely eats. Yeah? Yeah.

She's a model.

We quit. Let's just stop. Let's wrap it all up and go home.

You guys, can we... I said I quit.

She's not real.

This is the second time you've done this to me.

Can we just... Let's just all go our separate ways. What is he saying?

She's gorgeous.

She is not real.

Very much real.

I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.

You're better than this. You're better than this.

I am not better than this.

I'm not doing this again.

I'm doing this again.

I'm doing this again.

Under protest.

I get it. I get it, you guys. I get it. It's a joke.

My birthday's in three weeks. You guys are fucking with me, aren't you?

Is this enough for you?

Not good dude no

fun. I've told you my reservations about her.

Maybe you just don't know how to touch a woman.

It's not a woman.

Maybe if you learned how to touch one, you would know her.

Oh, fuck.

How do you put up with this shit?

Can you imagine? This is my second time.

I look at, you can see that one of the tips is out. I gave it a try.

It's just not working out. Can we go home? You're being fucking rude. You're

being rude.

You're making it weird.

Can we stop?

She sucks cock like no other.

Yeah, that's why I married her. Holy moly.

if we can leave.

Do you not like when I ask?

Fuck!

Oh my God, I'm going to cum, I'm going to cum.

Where should I put my empties?

I don't just... Should I put them back? I don't want to put them back onto

the... Do you like it here?

Give me my knife.

You can just put them right here. That seems unsanitary.

I'm part to blame.

Excuse me.

Fuck.

Where's my wife?

What? Where's my wife?

His wife? The doll's right here.

How dare you treat her like that? Like she's some flimsy piece of plastic you

can throw to the floor. Pick her up and treat her like the woman she is. That's

exactly what she is.

How dare you?

Oh, my God, Duke.

Oh, my God.

What?

Yes, please come inside of me.

No.

Do it, do it, do it. I need it. I need your fucking company.

I need it. I need it.

Oh, I need it.

Yes.

Oh, thank you so much for coming over.

Thank you for having us.

You two are welcome in my home at any time. He had so much fun.

No, he did not.