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Cheers. Cheers.
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Cheers, kid.
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Yeah. To second chances.
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To second chances. Second chances,
absolutely.
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I'm excited to do this again, man. I'm
excited to give it another try.
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Thank you so much for coming back.
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Of course.
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You're certainly upgraded now, haven't
you?
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I did. I hope that you got upgraded,
too.
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Oh, yeah.
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I did.
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Speaking of your wife, where is your
wife?
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Oh.
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She's really tired. She's laying down
upstairs.
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She just felt so deflated.
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Laying down, we're all supposed to be
all of us hanging out. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Don't worry about it. Please, have
a seat. I laid out this incredible
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spread. I thought we were all going to
be together. All of us were going to be
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together. Yeah, yeah, she's coming.
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Are these snacks for everybody?
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Are these almonds?
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No, those are pecans, right?
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Guys!
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Whoa.
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What's... They're pecans.
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Okay, I... But... Can we talk about the
snacks a little bit more? I don't even
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know... Can we just wait for... Let's
talk about the snacks. Wait for your
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Let's take it a little longer. Oh, I'm
so sorry. I got ahead of myself. She's
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just so beautiful. I'm sorry.
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Look, man, last time we took it a little
too fast, and you remember things got
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out of hand, and we're giving it another
shot.
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Let's just wait for your wife.
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You're completely right, and I
apologize.
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Let me run upstairs and grab Tony.
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Thank you.
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He's so hot.
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What are you doing?
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He's so hot.
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I told you. Oh, my God. Wait till I had
eyes on the goods first.
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And then it would all be cool. The goods
are coming. Why wouldn't they be
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coming? Look, they're coming.
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He's grabbing her right now.
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Same thing that happened last time.
Thank you. Thank you. Relax.
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Meet my wife, Juliet.
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I don't speak Spanish. You know that.
Relax.
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I'm sure his wife is lovely.
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I'm sure she's lovely.
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You don't understand. This caused my
last divorce.
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No. If you would just listen to me.
You're being dramatic.
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I'm not being dramatic.
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Are you sure these are pecans? Yes, I'm
fucking sure they're pecans.
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Okay? Just relax. You know I don't like
almonds.
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Oh my god.
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Wow.
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Bison, I want you to meet Tommy.
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She has a thing for you.
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Oh. My.
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God. You're just her type.
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Beautiful. No!
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Who does her lips?
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She looks amazing.
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We got a guy.
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Yeah, wow.
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What is going on?
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She's breathtaking.
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No. Look at her figure.
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You look at her.
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She's gorgeous.
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Bison. Yeah. What's up?
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Is there a problem?
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Yeah, there's a problem. Come on, Bison.
I know things don't work out between
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you and my last wife, but it's a blow
-up doll.
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This is a new beginning. This is
taunting.
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And she may seem a little sterile at
first, but she'll warm right up to you,
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because trust me.
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She's a real man pleaser.
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This is a joke, right? You're messing
with me. What am I supposed to do with
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this?
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Give her a kiss.
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What the fuck is going on?
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No. Whoa, whoa. Come on. You're being
rude. Don't be fucking rude.
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Be rude.
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Don't be rude.
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Give her a kiss. There you go.
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That a boy.
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Yes. Here, here.
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Oh, you're lucky today.
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Here,
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have a seat. Right on up.
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Wow. Nice to meet you.
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Stunning. Wow. Stunning, isn't it?
You're so beautiful.
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Stunning. Wow.
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Does she live on her dream?
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No, she barely eats. Yeah? Yeah.
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She's a model.
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We quit. Let's just stop. Let's wrap it
all up and go home.
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You guys, can we... I said I quit.
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She's not real.
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This is the second time you've done this
to me.
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Can we just... Let's just all go our
separate ways. What is he saying?
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She's gorgeous.
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She is not real.
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Very much real.
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I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
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You're better than this. You're better
than this.
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I am not better than this.
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I'm not doing this again.
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I'm doing this again.
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I'm doing this again.
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Under protest.
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I get it. I get it, you guys. I get it.
It's a joke.
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My birthday's in three weeks. You guys
are fucking with me, aren't you?
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Is this enough for you?
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Not good dude no
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fun. I've told you my reservations about
her.
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Maybe you just don't know how to touch a
woman.
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It's not a woman.
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Maybe if you learned how to touch one,
you would know her.
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Oh, fuck.
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How do you put up with this shit?
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Can you imagine? This is my second time.
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I look at, you can see that one of the
tips is out. I gave it a try.
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It's just not working out. Can we go
home? You're being fucking rude. You're
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being rude.
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You're making it weird.
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Can we stop?
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She sucks cock like no other.
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Yeah, that's why I married her. Holy
moly.
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if we can leave.
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Do you not like when I ask?
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Fuck!
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Oh my God, I'm going to cum, I'm going
to cum.
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Where should I put my empties?
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I don't just... Should I put them back?
I don't want to put them back onto
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the... Do you like it here?
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Give me my knife.
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You can just put them right here. That
seems unsanitary.
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I'm part to blame.
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Excuse me.
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Fuck.
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Where's my wife?
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What? Where's my wife?
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His wife? The doll's right here.
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How dare you treat her like that? Like
she's some flimsy piece of plastic you
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can throw to the floor. Pick her up and
treat her like the woman she is. That's
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exactly what she is.
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How dare you?
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Oh, my God, Duke.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Yes, please come inside of me.
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No.
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Do it, do it, do it. I need it. I need
your fucking company.
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I need it. I need it.
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Oh, I need it.
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Yes.
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Oh, thank you so much for coming over.
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Thank you for having us.
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You two are welcome in my home at any
time. He had so much fun.
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No, he did not.
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