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(tense music)

(fire crackling)

(suspenseful music)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Where am I? - Who are you?

(blood squelching)

- Help me!

- Oh my God.

(creatures growling)

Get away from me.

- [Woman] No!

(creatures growling) (blood squelching)

- You can't take me.

You can't (indistinct).

(screams)

- When I close my eyes, I always can see what's coming.

Like sixth sense.

(man screaming)

(tense music)

- You're gonna be okay, okay?

Help me.

- [Zuri] He is gone.

- I'm sorry.

(man growling) (punches thud)

- What's your name, girl?

- Zuri.

- What's that mean?

- Angry princess.

(punches thud)

Listen, I do not need your help.

- Gotcha.

(necks breaks) (body thuds)

- We gotta get the hell outta here.

- [Man] Oh, they just keep coming.

- I told you, been through this whole building.

There's no way out. We're locked up in here.

- Listen, there's always a way.

- Here.

Luckily I found a key.

(door opens)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

- You ever ask Zenia why she needs such a big crew for this?

Seems like overkill to me.

And why she spell her name was a Z?

I mean, end of the alphabet.

It seems like a bad sign to me.

- I'm so sorry.

But this gonna be delicious.

(creatures growling)

- What the hell is taking them so long?

- Aren't you tired?

- What do you mean?

(soft guitar music)

- Nothing.

(people screaming)

You know this is gonna work out for us

and the best part is that no one gets hurt.

(people screaming)

- Please, please, don't.

What's in this case,

it's worth more than you could spend in like two lifetimes.

All of you.

You don't have to do this.

Please, please just-

(gun booms)

(body thuds)

- What the hell?

What part of don't hurt anybody's you not understand?

- She was reaching.

- For what?

She didn't do a damn thing.

- Candy, Hurt, get your butts in gear.

- [Hurt] Well, let's just grab what we came here for.

- [Candy] Do you really think it's all that?

- Don't open it up now.

- Wasn't gonna.

(soft guitar music)

- Ew!

How do you know she doesn't have a disease like hepatitis or whatnot?

- [Candy] Mom always said if you don't take big risk,

you don't get big rewards.

- Oh yeah?

And where's she at now?

What, like prison.

Didn't she die in there?

- You got a little red right there.

- All right. I'm gonna hit the head.

- Oh my God. I cannot sit through anymore of this trash.

- A total solo eclipse is an amazing astronomical event

where the moon passes between the earth and the sun

blocking out the sunlight

and creating a shadow on the earth.

- Total solar eclipses are pretty rare,

but we are gonna have one

in the northern hemisphere tomorrow.

It's going to last seven and a half minutes.

I'm so excited for this.

(tense suspenseful music)

(door opens)

- Whose blood is that?

You said no one would get hurt.

- Don't worry about it.

I took care of it.

- Hey, is everything all right here?

- Copacabana, Daddi-o.

- What's going on?

What the hell happened, Candy?

What happened, tell me.

(guns booming) (body thuds)

- How the hell was he still alive?

(trunk closes)

(upbeat guitar music)

- We need to lose the phones.

- If you do me wrong, I'm not gonna come back for revenge.

First thing I'm gonna do, forgive.

And the second thing I'm gonna do is forget

that you were ever part of my life.

- Hey, it means you too.

- Wait, did we get it?

Somebody tell me one little thing.

Did we at least... - We got it.

We got it, man.

- Oh, okay, good.

- There was sort of a hitch.

- What kind of hitch?

- We faded him.

- What? - Killed him?

- I know what it means.

Why the hell did you do that?

- Excuse me?

- [Steve] Look, I'm just saying we didn't sign up for this shit.

- Well, then you didn't read the fine print.

- [Steve] I didn't sign shit.

- Well, then you really didn't read the fine print, did you, man?

- [Steve] What's with the watch?

- It was my grandpa's.

Where are we going?

- We need to find somewhere to lay low.

Meet up with our guy somewhere off the grid.

Luckily I know just the place.

(upbeat rock music)

- [Steve] How much further is this place?

- [Zenia] Not too far.

We really need to get there before dawn.

(upbeat rock music)

Oh, up there.

Hang a right.

- Is this right?

Is this even a road?

- Where in the wild world of sports are we, man?

- Pull over there.

(tires crunching)

Come on, we're late.

(soft guitar music)

- Are we here?

(door closes)

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- [Candy] Your ace forger is here?

- They'll be here, let's just get inside.

- Hey, what's the rush?

- I'm with Zenia, let's go.

I don't wanna get mixed up in whatever state we're in. "Chainsaw Massacre."

- Jackpot.

(wind swooshing)

(can cracks)

(Candy spits)

- Don't do that.

- Fuck you, Smokey the bear.

It's flat.

(suspenseful music)

(twigs cracking)

- Let me see the keys.

Just wanna check on our stash.

- Hey.

No need. - Whatever.

- What the hell are we doing here?

- We're here on the lam.

We are getting fake passports.

Hiding out from the cops.

You know, thug shit.

- You sure your guy's coming?

- They'll be here.

- Chill, girl.

What's the rush?

- I'm gonna go take a dump.

- Hey, hold up, nobody wander off alone.

- Unless you got plumbing in there,

I'm gonna go out here.

- [Zenia] Shit!

(soft suspenseful music)

- Hey man, don't forget to wipe.

(footsteps crunching) (soft suspenseful music)

(belt clinking)

(soft suspenseful music) (birds chirping)

- [Zenia] Hurry up!

- You can't rush a man when it comes to certain things.

Gosh!

(wind whistling)

What the hell?

(brunches cracking) (tense suspenseful music)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Let's just get what we came here for and get on out.

Oh hey, you must be the forger.

We're supposed to meet someone.

- I can't help you.

Now get!

- We should go.

- Yeah, I can get behind that.

- Freak that, mama needs her passport.

- Hey! - Just let her go.

- Yo, bitch?

- You should listen to your friend.

- Oh really?

(gun booms)

(belt clinking)

- What the hell's wrong with you?

- I'm getting what I came for.

- Candy, wait! - Where's Zenia?

- Don't move.

(tense suspenseful music) (wind whistling)

- Hello?

(tense suspenseful music)

- What have you done?

(tense suspenseful music)

- There you are.

- Candy, wait.

(Candy shushing)

- Hey!

- Let's just get outta here.

- What about her?

- Forget about her.

(footsteps crunching)

(wind whistling)

- Listen to me, son.

It is not safe.

We need to get... - Fuck this!

- Stevie!

(tense suspenseful music)

- [Steve] Zenia?

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

Sorry.

(Naja whimpers)

- She's gonna call a fuzz as soon as we're tail lights.

- I ain't call no one.

Even if I had a phone.

(Naja pants and whimpers)

Are you a doctor?

- I was a med student.

- Oh, what are you now?

(tense suspenseful music)

- Zenia?

The hell?

(twigs cracking)

(tense suspenseful music)

(Steve screaming) (blood hissing)

- Steve?

(blood squelching)

(tense suspenseful music)

Get out of my way.

- There's nothing you can do for him now.

It is too late.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Zenia whimpers and chokes)

(shovel slashes)

- You see that head pop off?

Yeah, boy, that's how you get her done.

(blood squirts)

(Zenia pants)

- Are you okay?

- I gotta get, I gotta get back.

He can use my help.

No, I gotta go back.

I've gotta go.

- Ah, come on, see.

I ain't got all day.

- Let's blow this pop stand.

- You step outside that door and you'll get tore apart.

- Piss on this freaking turd.

I'm gonna go find Zenia.

What the ever-loving freak is that?

(blood squelching)

- [Hurt] What the hell?

(tense suspenseful music) (bones cracking)

(gun booming) (blood squelching)

(knife slashes) (blood squelching)

- Solid. - That'll make 'em

think twice, but they won't wait long.

- [Hurt] Are you all right, Fish?

(soft suspenseful music)

- There's nothing you can do for him now.

(tense suspenseful music)

There'll be more coming.

(tense suspenseful music)

He your kin?

- He was my brother.

- Revenge ain't going to have itself.

- What in the horror movie hell are those things?

- Guardians.

- [Hurt] Whatever!

We should make for the car.

- Y'all won't make it.

- I might.

- If we can just wait until dust.

- Are you fruitsville?

It's like 9:00 am.

- What happens when it gets dark?

(tense suspenseful music)

(creatures screeching)

- They're coming for us.

(tense suspenseful music) (creature screeching)

- [Candy] You guys aren't gonna believe this tapy shit.

- They're gonna kill us all. - Not me.

I'm not dying here.

(guns booming)

- Reload.

- This ain't working.

Bitch, you're crazy?

- Play time's over.

(guns booming)

Save the small arms for close quarters.

(creatures screeching)

Get ready.

(guns booming)

Y'all wanna get outta here?

- How? - Follow me.

(tense suspenseful music)

(creatures screeching)

(door scraping)

It doesn't look like much,

but this tunnel runs about 60 yards out back

behind the tree line.

- Are you high?

(tense suspenseful music)

(water dripping) (footsteps swooshing)

(tense suspenseful music)

(gun booms)

- Pass me back the other boomer.

- Let's bounce.

(tense suspenseful music)

(gun booms)

(body thuds)

(water dripping)

(gun clicks)

(gun popping) (body thuds)

That was intense.

(Hurt laughs)

(water drips) (Guardians chittering)

- Go, go!

(Fish whimpers)

(tense suspenseful music)

(gun clicks and booms)

(hammer thuds)

(tense suspenseful music)

(Guardians growls) (gun clicks and booms)

(tense suspenseful music)

(woman screams)

(wind swooshing)

(Hurt grunts) (footsteps crunching)

(Hurt coughs and grunts)

- That sucked.

They must have been buried.

We gotta get outta here.

Let's go!

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

(Guardians screeching)

(gun booms) (bodies thud)

- Y'all see that?

My aim was true.

- Boom'ed 'em, bro.

- You see your head?

Vaporized, bubba.

- Stay frosty, igits!

- What's all this?

- This here are some fresh meat for the grinder.

- [Kurt] Y'all late.

- Better hurry, they'll just be more of 'em coming.

(birds chirping)

(leaves rustling)

(Fish gasps)

- What?

This just ain't my day.

- No, that, that was what was keeping the blood in.

And you, you gotta keep pressure on it.

- All right, that'll do. - No, it really won't.

(footsteps swooshing)

Wait, what's-

(Naja shushes)

(birds chirping)

What are you doing?

- Covers up our scent.

(tense suspenseful music) (birds chirping)

(Guardians chittering)

(gun booms)

(gun booms)

- Good shot Annie Oakley.

What the hell's happening?

Who the hell are you, cats?

- I'm Carl.

This eagle eye over here goes by Kurt.

That's Frazz.

- Jamie.

- She's our tracker.

We got Bubba over here on base

and that delicate little flower back there's name is Aldy.

- You don't wanna piss her off.

(footsteps crunching) (tense suspenseful music)

- Where's Fish?

- [Hurt] She didn't make it.

- [Candy] Where the hell were you?

- We were attacked.

These boys, they saved me.

- That's enough.

Let's get a move on.

- Wait, we have to go back to look for our sister.

- She's gone.

- You don't know that.

- [Mike] You wanna waste your time looking for her?

- I do. - You go right ahead.

I'm getting all these folks back home.

- But I'm gonna need a tracker.

- Me, let's go.

- No, not you, Ma's gonna want to talk to you.

- [Aldy] You heard the man.

(water trickling)

- I know how you feel.

- Do you?

(water trickling) (melancholic music)

- I lost my brother a while back.

Almost tore my family apart.

(water splashing) (melancholic music)

We are never quite the same after that.

(water splashing)

- What's happening here?

Oh, we gotta dress that.

- I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine!

(melancholic music)

We gotta go.

(melancholic music)

(water trickling) (footsteps swooshing)

(wind swooshing)

(soft suspenseful music) (footsteps swooshing)

- Why you let that bleeding heart go after Naja

and take our best tracker with him?

Isn't she being dead a good thing?

Ma wouldn't want-

(tense suspenseful music)

- What's going on. - Hush.

(footsteps crunching)

- That's a funny looking monkey.

You know our grandpa had a monkey.

- Excuse me?

- What does that mean? - A spider monkey?

- [Frazz] He sure did.

- Yeah, that big monkey, George.

He hurt me.

He did. He jumped up, got his teeth right in my forehead.

Bam!

- Bubba, but we all know the story.

I'm talking right now, okay?

- Sorry.

- Our grandmama Dotty didn't much like the beastie.

- Dottie was a mean ol' cuss.

- I'm talking here!

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps swooshing)

(twigs crackling)

Anyway.

While that was in its cage,

grandma would poke and tease at it with her cane.

She made it mean.

Now that monkey was smart

and eventually it figured out how to open up that cage.

And when it got out, it went berserk.

It had literally attacked anything that moved.

- Hey, hey.

You guys ever see Nope?

- Most days grandma was slow moving.

- And she used to walk around like this.

- Did you not understand what I said?

I'm working here.

(indistinct)

Excuse me, as I was saying,

most days she was pretty slow,

but when that monkey got out,

she was as spry as a spring chicken

and we'd all scatter all over the place.

We'd book it upstairs

and our sweet feeble little old grandma,

you picturing it?

She would lift us up one by one

and then throw us back down those stairs at that damn monkey

so, she could get away and she'd run upstairs,

run up into the bathroom and lock the door.

And you know what happened then?

Whichever of us were able to get up there,

we'd be knocking on that door.

We'd be begging and pleading, please, granny let us in.

But you know what?

She wouldn't.

And well see that?

- Stow that shit, Bubba, ain't no one wanna see that.

- Yes, ma'am.

(tense suspenseful music) (birds chirping)

- What do you got?

(tense suspenseful music)

- [Carl] All right, you tourists better get ready.

- When I get a signal, run.

- What's the signal? - Go!

- You heard the man. - Move!

(guns booming and clicking)

- Run, I'll hold them off.

You come on, and you come on and you come get Daddy!

(guns booming)

- Look at 'em run.

I nailed two.

- That's two less than I got.

- I think your math is off.

- Oh, hi Mike.

- She should have never been out here alone.

- That's the way Ma wanted it.

Check it, three sets of tracks went off that way.

- What do people want?

- We just trying to land a helping hand.

- Where y'all folks from?

- Hey, shut up.

- I ain't never been nowhere.

- Okay.

- Hey, Zeek, watch our asses.

We gotta get these fine folks home safe.

- Yes, sirie, Bub, I'm on it.

- [Mike] Frazz, get his back.

- It's got.

- [Mike] Our place is just up a ways.

- Up yonder.

(Guardian munching)

- Like gall dern rabbits, they are.

(gun booming) (Guardian screeches)

(Aldy spits)

- Thems breed faster than I can kill 'em.

- What's the deal with those things?

- They're Guardians.

- You keep calling 'em that.

What do they guard, exactly?

(soft suspenseful music)

- [Todd] Why are we moving these things again?

- Another Naja's bright ideas, Ma ain't too happy.

- Ma ain't ever happy about nothing.

- Watch your mouth, girl.

- Whoo wee.

Check it.

- Lookie here, freshy meat.

- Where's Naja?

- Ah, this place is a dump.

- I didn't catch that.

You wanna repeat it?

- Ah, calm down there, pork chop.

- Wooey, you've done it now boy.

Whoop him, Mike, whoop him real good.

- You done earned yourself a whooping, boy.

- It's nothing.

It's just a joke.

A bad joke.

- All right, you wanna hear a bad joke?

How do you get a one arm fool outta your tree?

All right someone get Ma.

(door creaks and squeaks)

(tense suspenseful music)

- [Jonas] It has to be an easier way to bring folk in.

- [Jamie] This is how we've always done it.

- Maybe it's time for a change.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Fish grunts)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Hey.

And you're moving pretty good considering.

(Fish chokes)

- Sorry.

(soft suspenseful music)

(door opens)

(door closes)

- Where's my baby girl?

I said where's my baby girl?

- She done got killed saving these folk.

- Saving them, huh?

Well, I suppose that's something.

- Ma, Jonas and Jamie went on out there to see what's what.

- Find their bodies.

- Could someone please tell us what's going on here?

- Well, son, it looks like you found yourself

caught smack dab right in the middle of an old fashioned feud.

We've been waring with these monsters

around these parts for a long time.

- Why don't you just leave?

- We ain't going nowhere!

- Damn straight.

- This is our home.

- Let's just say our clans got stuck here.

- Besides, we ain't gonna let no goddamn overgrown weeds

run us off our land.

- [All] Yeah.

- How many of them there gets to be in?

- Yeah,

fair enough.

We don't want anything to do with all this.

So, we must be on our way.

- Wait, no sense in you leaving now,

because this is the only safe spot 'round for miles.

- Think we'll roll the dice, man.

- Afraid we're gonna have to insist.

- It settled then.

You'll stay for supper.

Odie?

Goddamn, that girl. Odie!

- I'm here.

- This is our girl Odie.

And she and Aldy, they're gonna show you around the place.

- Watch out for Aldy.

She's a mean somebitch.

- When y'all come in, y'all need to wipe your feet.

We don't allow mud tracking in Ma's house.

(door opens)

(footsteps tapping)

(people screaming) (blood squelching)

(creatures growling)

- We don't need him.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

(creatures growling)

- This is Heathcliff.

He pretty much don't move.

- I like my stories.

- Who doesn't?

- I am whole formidable and fearless, bitch.

- You guys got Tubi on this thing?

- [Odie] Let's go.

I ain't got time for this.

- We're the ones, the one who stand up

and fight this battle with ferocity.

- Touch.

- Y'all get cleaned for supper.

I'll come fetch you after dark.

This here is my room

and you can stay there if you like.

- We're together, sweet tart.

(door closes)

(soft suspenseful music)

- Naja?

(footsteps crunching)

It's good to see you.

(tense suspenseful music)

- Gotta have our head examined staying here.

- Look what I got.

- You just... - Let's just wait it out until after dark

and then we'll leave this place in the rear view.

- What do you wanna do till then?

(soft romantic music)

- [Hurt] Solid.

(soft romantic music)

(bed squeaks)

- Keep moving.

- Where are you taking me?

- Home.

- It's almost dinner time.

We don't wanna miss it.

- What's for dinner?

(tense suspenseful music)

(cutlery clinking)

- No, I told you that salad folk goes on the other side!

- Dumbass.

- Sorry, Ma, I forgot.

- Ma, we got them propane tanks ready to go.

- I already told you to stop that.

We ain't gonna use 'em.

- But Naja... - Naja is gone, okay?

And she ain't had no say in it anyways.

- Ma, you want me to help Jonas and Jamie see about Naja?

- No, I need y'all all focused.

- I was just wondering.

I was just wondering.

- We're gonna whoop 'em good tomorrow, ain't we, Ma?

- Do you understand how important this is?

- Yes, ma'am. - Yes.

- Please start acting like it.

I would want you to please go check on our visitors.

- This whole thing has been a wild ride.

You know what?

There's nobody else I'd rather be here with.

I love you, Candy.

- I gotta take a squirt.

- [Hurt] What are you doing?

Wear your own pants.

- [Candy] Sorry.

(door opens)

(door closes)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Let's get this done.

Lickety split.

- Ma said bring two of the special chairs,

you know, for sitting purposes.

- Maybe three would be good in case, you know, misscount.

- She said two.

- Freddy, can I tell you something?

- You could tell me anything, brother.

- I am scared.

- Is that some pansy ass shit, like I'm scared.

- Sissy.

- I'm just funnin'.

But seriously, you think Naja's plan

would've worked out better than Ma's?

- Nah, that girl weren't bright enough

not to get herself killed.

She weren't bright enough to save us.

- Shut your mouth.

- Shit don't matter now anyways, she dead.

- Maybe we should bring three chairs just in case.

(footsteps crunching) (tense suspenseful music)

(Odie knocks)

(door opens)

- Candy?

Candy?

(door closes)

(drawer scrapes)

Oh.

(gun clicks)

Bingo!

(tense suspenseful music)

Ugh.

Oh whoa.

Damn girl, you scared me.

Come on, what are you doing? Get outta here.

Come on, knock it off.

(both grunting)

- I'm supposed to fetch you for supper.

But I wanna play first.

Don't worry, I ain't gonna hurt you that bad.

(Oldie shushing) (Hurt panting)

Wouldn't want Ma to hear.

She'd be awful sore at me for ruining supper.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Odie growling) (tense suspenseful music)

(object slashes) (blood squirting)

(Hurt panting)

- I think Oldie is trying to play with her food again.

But who could blame her with that one?

- It's time. - Great, I'm starving.

(tense suspenseful music)

- It all started with them, you know?

- What are you?

- We're caretakers.

The moon gives us strength.

She draws out the beast if and when we choose.

- One's we take, we use to breed us

some new brothers and sisters.

- And once them's old enough we'll turn them

or we'll use them to bring in new fresh meat.

(Candy screaming)

Enough talky.

(body thuds)

(footsteps tapping)

- [Mike] Where's that big fella at?

- [Aldy] I'll get him.

- [Carl] Remember what Ma said,

no one changes all the way before supper.

(footsteps tapping) (tense suspenseful music)

(water trickling) (tense suspenseful music)

(door closes)

(door opens) (footsteps crunching)

- Hello, honey.

(gun pops) (body thuds)

(gun pops)

(gun clicks)

- I do believe you's out of bullets.

Let's see what you got.

- No, she can handle herself.

(punches thud)

(Aldy chuckles and spits)

- Shit.

(punch thuds)

(Aldy spits)

(strip squelching)

(Aldy spits)

- Don't you worry on, I still got me one good arm

to have you with.

(Aldy grunts)

(kick thuds)

Come on, is that all you got?

(ax slashes) (blood squelches)

(both grunt) (body thuds)

Come on boy, show me what you got.

(Aldy grunts)

- Dude, get over there.

(log thuds) (blood squelches)

- Sorry.

(body thuds)

(suspenseful music)

What are you?

- Caretakers.

Since the beginning of time we've been here in the garden.

- Are we talking like Eden?

- Welcome.

- Found one more for dinner.

- Guess we'll be needing that third chair after all.

- We all know why we're here.

- Yay, doggy!

- Well, well.

(soft suspenseful music)

- Look at what we found.

(soft suspenseful music)

- Are you okay?

- Daughter,

I thought I lost you.

I don't know what we done without you.

You are a sight.

You better go upstairs right now and get yourself cleaned up, now!

We don't need that dessert now, okay?

You bring that up to the kitchen

and my boys, you patrol that perimeter

and we save you some supper.

- Yes 'um.

Cold food again.

- Move, dick!

- Jamie? - Yeah.

- I want you to say Grace.

- Yes, ma'am.

Dear Lord, as we gather around this here table

with family and others.

- You shouldn't be here.

- Brit, sit down!

- What did you do?

- Killed three of their gals.

- House full of dudes and you killed three women?

- They just happened to be women.

- Dick.

- They attacked me.

Seriously, I got nothing against women.

I'm an ally.

- Thank you Lord for our family

and the love that unites us together.

Amen.

- [All] Amen.

- Some think we're ghosts, haunting the land.

- Yeah, but we ain't dead.

- That's for sure.

- Boy, stop sniffing that lady's head.

Sit up straight.

(suspenseful music) (footsteps tapping)

Zenia.

- Ma.

- How could you do this?

Look at me.

How could you do this, huh?

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

- Gag her.

- That's a good bunch.

They'll make good breeders.

- Breeders?

- Pig.

- Good job, daughter.

- Good enough that I can make the turn?

You said that if... - Silence, child!

I said I'll turn you when I say.

- But ma, the years are getting on

and I don't wanna die.

Ma? - That's enough!

Do not talk anymore at this supper table.

You should be thankful for all that you have.

All that you've been given.

- This is one freaked up family.

What's your beef with those plant people anyway?

- Tell 'em, Ma, tell 'em the good part.

- Why not?

Many years ago there was a boy named Chester,

a farm hand, human, who we were grooming to turn.

He was a good boy.

He was a very good boy.

And at that time the Guardians,

they were our neighbors like.

And we were in balance.

Until one day Chester met Sylvian,

a Guardian and things changed.

- They started mixing up in ways

that the good Lord never intended.

- Mixing?

- The sex.

- They made sex.

- They changed the balance in things.

And Sylvian and Chester, they had a bastard.

And the good Lord made a judgment and a judgment he made.

- And so did we.

- And that's when the fighting began.

And the offenders they had to be dealt with.

- I put old Chester down myself.

- I helped.

- And the plans didn't have any such fortitude.

And Sylvian is still out there looking for vengeance.

- What happened to the baby?

- [Brit] She done cursed us.

- [Zeek] Damn that bastard child.

- [Hurt] Can't you just stop fighting?

- Oh, I wish it were that simple.

- Hell, after tomorrow it won't matter nowhere.

- What happens tomorrow?

- The sun and the moon mate.

- And eclipse.

- And during it, the creatures that roam the night

and the monsters that rule the day will be on equal footing.

- We aim to kill 'em all.

- Kill them all.

- [All] Kill them all!

Kill them all!

Kill them all!

Kill... - Enough!

Enough, my boys.

Before we start killing them all,

let's have the main course.

Jonas?

Jonas, my boy, bring it in.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Candy screaming)

- What the hell?

(Fish sobbing)

- Dig in. - Let's eat.

(Fish crying)

(tense suspenseful music) (all growling)

- Sounds like they having a bit of a party back there.

- Oh yeah, they are.

(all growling) (tense suspenseful music)

- Why we always get stuck on guard duty?

- Guess it's just our lot in life.

Sunshine and rainy days.

- What that mean?

- Hope they leave some for us.

- That'd be, you know, real nice.

Like finding an extra cookie in your pocket.

- Mm-hm. Good. - Yeah.

(Fish screaming) (tense suspenseful music)

(Candy screaming) (tense suspenseful music)

(Fish sobbing) (tense suspenseful music)

(Candy sobbing) (tense suspenseful music)

(Candy panting) (footsteps tapping)

(fist thuds)

- Do you know that human reproduction is the miracle

that brings new life into the world.

Let's dive into this very strange

and exciting world of human sexual reproduction.

- It's a wild and wacky process.

Full of surprises.

But hey, it's nature's way of keeping us entertained

and perpetuating the species.

Who knew making babies could be such an adventure.

- The male inserts his penis into the female vagina,

semen, which contains sperm is expelled from the penis

into the female reproduction system.

This is how babies are made.

- Together, let's embrace education, understanding

and compassion. - You best get comfy, girl.

(Butch laughs)

- [Presenter] Knowledge empowers us

to make informed choices.

- It's okay, we're gonna get outta here.

- Where are you gonna go?

That's right.

Where?

In here,

out there,

it's all the same.

You are nothing now, but livestock.

Drink this in 'cause it's your home now.

I know you're scared.

That's okay.

Let me tell you something.

All that fear will eventually slip away.

(tense suspenseful music)

- My God, what have I done?

Oh, what have I done?

And for what?

Ma ain't never gonna turn me.

- Is that really what you want?

Do you wanna live forever?

What would anything matter then?

There are those that don't agree with Ma.

There is a better way.

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps swooshing)

- What are you doing out here, sis?

You know it's time.

- He's right.

We're ready and we're able.

- Ma won't know what hit her.

- Yeah, we got you.

- This ain't right.

- But you know she's leading us down the wrong path.

- [Butch] It's the truth.

- Remember, taking care of your sexual health is vital.

And an understanding of sexually transmitted infections

are essential for a healthy future.

- You are our future.

You are our, our breeders.

- Hi, I'm Dr. Mark,

remember, taking care of your sexual health is vital.

Regular checkups and understanding sexually transmitted

infections are essential for a healthy future.

- And I'm the curious teenager.

It's important for us

to receive accurate information about reproduction.

Let's seek knowledge and reliable sources.

And remember that consent

and respect are essential in every aspect of relationships.

No cap.

- I am the supportive friend.

Remember, everyone's journey is unique.

Some have children while others choose not to.

Let's respect their decisions and support them.

Unless it's to not reproduce, then that would be just wrong.

- [Presenter] Let's embrace seduction, understanding

and compassion when discussing female reproduction.

Knowledge empowers us... - Ma?

(Ma shushes)

Come see.

(footsteps crunching)

- Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood science enthusiast.

Did you know... - What are you thinking?

- [Man] It's a miracle.

- [Candy] I was just wondering

if anybody's even gonna give a damn about us being gone.

- Yeah, plenty of people.

- You think?

(both chuckle)

- Does it scare you?

- What?

- Change, does it scare you?

- Yeah, it does.

- What's this about?

- We were just talking.

- Is that it?

- We can face what lurks in the shadows just fine.

- Do you really believe that?

- I surely do.

- We're not just going to endure.

We're gonna conquer

and we're gonna rip these motherfuckers apart.

- Well, and if all else fails,

I'm sure you guys will talk with that.

- Let's go to work.

(creatures growling)

- Man, this can't be very sanitary.

- It's all over my hands.

- What are they doing?

- They're covering our scent.

Makes it harder for those things out there to find us.

- At least we know they care.

- How can you just sit there like that, man?

- Like this.

(soft melancholic music)

- What happens now?

(soft melancholic music)

- All right, my beautiful boys,

I'm looking at you all so big and so strong,

ready to defend your home and you make your mama proud,

'cause today is the day we've been waiting for.

We've been hiding from them critters.

Many of us have died.

But today I ask you one thing as your mama,

one thing,

you fight these varmints

and you rip them limb form motherfucking limb.

(all cheering)

(Guardians screeching) (tense suspenseful music)

- Form up!

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

Hold.

- [Woman] They're coming.

- We're gonna whoop them?

- That big monkey can't hurt you no more, Bubba.

- Guard the barn.

Keep our flock safe.

See that none of them critters get in here.

- [Man] We got you.

- Now.

- They're gonna regret this.

(indistinct)

- No matter what happens, keep on fighting.

- Kill them all. - Like weeds.

- They won't get past us.

- Fall back to the house.

- There's too many of them. - Hold the line!

- Eat this.

(guns booming) (indistinct chatter)

(man laughs)

- Bubba. - Jonas

(gun pops)

(man laughs)

- Hang in there, Bubba.

(guns booming)

(indistinct)

(guns booming)

- Take the fight to the house.

(guns continue booming) (indistinct)

- Who wants some salad?

(laughs)

(guns booming)

- They just keep coming. - Hold steady.

(man screams)

- Fall back to the house. - I'm outta here.

(man screams) (guns booming)

- Not sure who we should be rooting for here.

- Hope they all die.

(woman screams)

(footsteps crunching) (tense suspenseful music)

- [Man] They are killing all of us.

(gun booming)

(knife slashes) (Guardians chittering)

(gun booms)

(tense suspenseful music)

(gun booms)

- Oh hell no.

- Yeah.

- Go on, get.

- Get outta my way. - Oh yeah.

(indistinct)

- Hit 'em in the heart or the head.

(gun booming)

- We just gotta hold 'em a little bit longer.

- Get him.

(knife slashing)

(body thuds)

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

- [Man] Come on, (indistinct)

- [Man] They just gonna keep coming till we are all dead.

(Carmen screams)

- Carmen!

- [Man] They're overunning us. - Ma?

- Wait, wait, it's here.

My boys, it's here.

- Look.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Naja laughs)

(tense suspenseful music)

(bones cracking)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Here.

- We.

- Go.

(tense suspenseful music)

(blood squelching)

(tense suspenseful music) (creatures growling)

(neck breaks)

(neck breaks)

- Yeah.

(tense suspenseful music) (creatures growling)

(blood squelching)

(Bubba grunts) (log tapping)

- This is straight up insane.

(blood squelching)

(hammer smashes) (blood squirts)

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

(tense suspenseful music) (creatures growling)

(fist thuds) (blood squirts)

(tense suspenseful music) (creatures growling)

(body thuds)

(tense suspenseful music) (man screams)

- [Man] They are tearing me apart.

- And what do you want?

- I'm sorry.

I thought I could keep us all together forever,

but I was wrong.

- Yeah, no shit.

- I was scared.

- Look, I don't mean to interrupt whatever this is,

but you're gonna let us out, right?

(woman screams)

(lock clicks) (gate rattles)

- Listen, you can hate me as much as you want to later,

but right now you need to get you and yours outta here.

(hand slaps)

- And that's the last time we'll ever touch.

(man screaming)

(footsteps tapping)

- Please, don't leave me.

(blood squelching)

(head thuds)

(indistinct chatter)

- Get out fast as your feet will carry you,

head towards the tree line.

There's a creek about 200 yards.

You follow that east, it'll take you right back to the car.

- Why are you doing this now, huh?

After everything.

- That's a good question.

- We can do better.

It's time for a change.

- Go.

(man wails and screams)

I guess this is goodbye.

- I guess, I'll see ya.

- [Heathcliff] Hey, Naja, time to go.

(tense suspenseful music) (people screaming)

(man chocking)

- Oh shit.

(tense suspenseful music)

- Kill them all. - Candy,

good luck.

- How long will this last?

- Do I look like a meteorologist?

- I'm out here.

- Wait. - Wait, she said go towards the creek.

- No, no, no!

(blood squirts)

- [Man] Man, that shit is messed up.

(blood squirts)

(bones break)

- Don't just sit there.

We got what to do.

(man screaming) (tense suspenseful music)

(bones breaking) (tense suspenseful music)

- Did you see that? - Creek's that way, morons.

- We gotta get to the creek. Best...

(tense suspenseful music) (bones breaking)

(man screaming)

- [Man] I'm changing, I can feel it.

(man screaming)

(Henrietta screaming) (knife slashing)

(heart thumping)

(Guardian chittering)

- Jeez, not Ma.

- Ma. - They killed Ma.

- It's time.

Let's get back to the barn.

- [Man] They tore her damn heart out.

- Right, this wall, that wall.

Make sure you get these propane tanks.

- I got it.

(liquid trickling)

- [Man] Gonna lead them back to their own deaths.

(liquid trickling)

(indistinct chatter)

- Come on, come on, let's go.

They're coming up behind us.

Come on.

- Jonas?

(blood squirts)

(blood squirts)

(tense suspenseful music)

- This is how it ends.

- Mother, don't do this.

Please.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Sylvian screeches)

- Get away from them you. - No, no, no, no.

(gun booms)

(tense suspenseful music)

- [Man] Run!

(melancholic music)

(man screaming)

(footsteps crunching)

(man whimpering) (all panting)

- All right, it's clear, let's go.

(Hurt screams)

Get off!

(Hurt screams) (gun pops)

Run!

(tense suspenseful music)

(Hurt groaning)

- Are you okay?

- I'm fine.

- [Fish] Let me see, let me see.

- Doesn't look like it.

- [Fish] You're losing a lot of blood.

Gotta keep pressure on it, okay?

- We gotta go Daddy-o.

(woman screams)

- Yeah, we we gotta go now if if we're gonna make it.

- How?

- Run?

- Sounds like a shit plan.

(head thuds)

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

- We gotta close this door. - We got this.

(Guardians knocking)

- Come on, come on, you got it.

You got this.

Lock it.

- They're overrunning at us, we've gotta a skedaddle.

- It's a massacre.

- All right, we gotta get those creatures in this barn.

Otherwise it's all for nothing.

- We got this.

- Are you sure?

(tense suspenseful music)

(Guardians knocking)

(guns booming)

(tense suspenseful music) (footsteps crunching)

(blood squirts)

(melancholic music) (Guardians chittering)

(gun taps)

(melancholic music continues) (Guardians growling)

(gun pops) (cylinders booming)

- [Man] Run, hit the woods.

(soft guitar music)

- Slow it down, turbo.

- Don't y'all move.

- Lower your weapon.

It's about time y'all leave these parts.

- Couldn't agree more.

- We have some land to secure.

Let's get to work.

- You got it, Ma.

(melancholic music) (footsteps crunching)

- And what'll happen to you?

- We'll keep fighting 'em.

- Why?

(soft melancholic music)

- I don't recall.

(soft melancholic music)

(Fish crying)

(footsteps crunching)

- All right, hold up.

We should wait for Fish.

- She can catch up.

Do you have the keys?

- Yeah, right here.

- Let's just make it to the car, man.

- All right.

(gun pops) (body thuds)

(birds chirping)

But I loved you.

- I know.

(gun pops)

(birds chirping)

(keys jingle)

- What happened to Hurt? - He didn't make it.

Come on, let's go.

(footsteps crunching)

(wind whistling)

(door whirring)

(wind whooshing)

You know, I couldn't have done this without you.

(gun pops)

- [DJ Phoenix] This is DJ Joe Phoenix, Jr., coming at you.

Hey, how about that eclipse this morning,

you know my Pappy, DJ Joe Phoenix, Sr., used to say

that an eclipse brings out the beast in you, huh?

Maybe he was right, at least around these parts.

(soft guitar music)

(soft guitar music)

- Hi, I'm Dr. Mark, your trusted healthcare producer.

Remember, taking care of your sexual health is vital.

(rock music)

- It is like a little coordinated dancer (indistinct) inside your body.

You got this sperm and tiny Olympic swimmers

competing in the ultimate race to reach the egg.

Meanwhile, the egg is like a VIP lounge,

sipping on a cocktail waiting for the lucky winner.

- [Man] Some have children where others choose not to.

Let's respect their decisions

and support them, unless it's not who reproduce.

- Just picked up this hitchhiker.

'Cause, you know, it's raining

and seemed like a nice enough guy.

Driving along for a couple minutes

and he goes, "Aren't you afraid I might be a serial killer?"

So, I looked over at him, I said, "No.

I mean, what are the odds of two of us being in the same car?"

- I'm so excited for this.

- Right on, Monique.

And if you notice out there tonight,

there's a little hanging crescent moon.

- Boom, fertilization happens

and voila, the journey to parenthood begins.

(rock music)

(rock music)

(music fades)