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Yui, table 5 wants to place their orders.

Okay.

Yui has completely merged with the shop.

Yes!

Except for this weird uniform.

Eh? Isn't it good?

Welcome.

She's beautiful, like a daughter from a rich family.

She's also a maid robot, but look at the difference.

I know that!

But... How did Sumitomo-san know that she's a maid robot?

Of course I know.

Because the characters in anime are like this.

But in reality, it's like this.

Even though I understand... It's hard to believe reality is like that.

Um, I've come to pick up the stuff that I ordered.

Yui-chan, give this to her.

Ah, yes!

Yui?

I'm sorry for the wait.

It's true, you're Yui-san!

Eh... yeah...

I've heard a lot about you from the store manager of Maid Works.

Because I was also made there.

Oh, I see.

My name is Kuon.

Nice to meet you, Yui-san.

Yes, nice to meet you too!

Huh?

That's the uniform here, right?

What about chores at home?

C-Can it be... You've been abandoned by your master?

Eh? No... This is...

You do not need to speak.

It must be really painful.

How can I ask something like this?

Ah, I've sinned again.

Um... I told you...

Yui, it's time for your break... eh?

Ah, her name is Kuon. She's a maid robot like me, from Maid Works.

Hello, that's a cute outfit.

This is my perverted master, Murase-san.

Oh... I get it.

You're with your master.

Um...

I don't need your sympathy!

I'm just a left over.

Being covered in dust suits me best.

I'll be on display for all eternity.

Laugh all you want!

You have a great friend.

Eh? Friend?

I'm just a left over...

Oh, it's Yui. That's rare.

What wrong?

G... Good evening.

Actually, I came to see Kuon-san today.

Kuon?

Ah, go ahead.

Kuon's room is on the second floor.

Oh, okay!

Excuse me.

Even though I said I'd go...

I don't think I should...

The air is twisted!

Argh... Who cares!

T... This is...

You get the feeling of a rich girl's room when you look at it...

but there's a black aura moving around!

O month X day

Today is my first day on display. I wonder what my master will be like...

O month X day

The old type got sold already, but I'm the one with better functions. Why haven't I been sold yet?

O month X day

The pigtail type got sold today. The clothes and tags aren't even ready.

O month X day

It's raining today, the customers are leaving...

O month X day

Still not sold... Still not sold... Still not sold...

O month X day

Porridge... smells nice...

This is...

You... saw... it... right..?

Yui, who broke the record for being sold the fastest...

Me, who has amazing functions but is left in the shop to rust...

It must be really funny.

Please imagine it.

The pain of a cat who is 6 months old but still hasn't been sold yet...

Ah... That's really sad...

But, those days are going to end soon.

Maids who were sold before me,

masters who didn't choose me,

they will obey me!

Let's sort this out.

Sorry for the wait!

The Maid Robot Contest will now begin!

Fellow maid robots who have gathered here, please complete the different requests for the test.

Answer your Master's expectations.

Onee-san, do your best!

Do your best, Luchima.

Eriko-san, have you eaten yet?

I'm feeling nervous!

Who's the better maid robot?

I'll let you know soon.

Yui!

Murase-san!

Yes, I'll do my best.

You think you'll win if someone cheers for you?

The difference between us cannot be bridged so easily.

Now, it's the first stage!

[Cooking test]

These are dishes from France.

I've made it perfectly for you.

Master, I've made this bear-shaped hamburger for you.

Also, I'm 17 years old.

I forgot to set the anti-onion mode.

[Ice-loli test]

It's delicious.

I-It's cold.

[Pantyhose test]

It's hard to put on the pantyhose.

Thanks to Murase-san, I can't put them on myself.

Please treat them with care.

This can be used to wipe stuff, absorb dust, it also can absorb water.

[Service test]

Next, it's the final stage.

This stage requires that the master and maid participate together to show the quality of service.

I'll take care of those with no masters.

Then, Kuon-san, please begin.

I'm going on ahead.

Did you call me, Master?

Ah...

Can you pour me a cup of tea?

Of course, please wait a moment.

Ah... somehow I feel that I'm not good enough.

What's wrong? This isn't like you.

Isn't this great?

She is herself, Yui is Yui.

It'll be alright if you do what you like.

That's it.

What I want to do...

This is Kuon-san's great service.

What do you think of my skills? Yui-san.

Yes, Kuon-san is amazing!

I need to learn more from you.

But, I will also do my best!

Next is Yui-san. Please.

I want to do something for my master.

Even though he's the weird Murase-san...

I always want to see his smiling face.

Is there anything I can do, Master?

Murase-san. Murase-san. Murase-san.

Huh..?

Kuon-san, congratulations for winning!

As long as I try a little, winning is to be expected.

Yui-san didn't even get runner-up, that's too bad.

Yes, I feel that I'm not good enough.

That's why I will use my way to make master happy.

From now on, I'll try even harder.

Yui-chan, hurry up.

Yes!

Come to my house next time, okay?

See you!

Congratulations on winning, Kuon.

Store manager...

You came!

I'm sorry that I'm late.

But you still beat the MP company and got first place!

That's great!

I hope I'll meet my master one day.

A master that will smile at me.

The relationship between a master and a maid is created by themselves.

That's why the person that's destined to be with you will appear.

Because Kuon is the best maid robot in my store.

Store manager...

I... can't say it now.

I can't let her go because she's so well made.

I absolutely cannot say it.

You bitch, give him back to me!

Why is Kuon-san at my house so early in the day?

Do you have a problem? You told me to come in the first place.

I did say that...

The best maid robot is patiently waiting for her destined master...

Yui-san, tea.

There's another weird person now.

What's wrong, Takaya-kun.

The contest yesterday...

Yui seems to have received a great shock.

She's still not over it yet.

To renew her confidence I've tried various things.

But Takaya-kun's ideas only make himself happy.

I have an idea.

B-B-Between the legs, it's on fire!

Wow!

The ocean is beautiful.

Look at how happy Yui-chan is.

My idea wasn't bad.

Yeah, I guess.

Murase-san!

Can someone like me enjoy these kinds of places?

Hey... why are you suddenly depressed again?

It's a rare chance to be here, so just enjoy yourself.

Takaya-san!

If you're not busy, can you help me put on sunscreen?

Sure.

Takaya-san is touching my body.

Your skills are great!

Ahh... To think you were raised by me.

Father?!

Here, come with me.

Takaya-san!

Hey, Takaya!

Ayumi-chan!

Look, everyone's here!

Oh my.

Watch out!

Are you alright?

Thank you very much!

Mom, don't stick so close to Takaya!

Oh my.

Let go!

Well then, let's go.

Oh, ok.

You're not scared of water, right?

I'll be alright, I'm waterproof!

But weren't you only playing in the shallow water earlier.

Do you know how to swim?

Of course.

I can even walk on water.

Pull the right leg out before it totally sinks in, pull the left let out before it totally sinks in... like this!

Just repeat that!

That's an old theory!

But Yui, the strain it puts on your body...

Ahh!! My butt is on fire!

Ah! Water! Water!

I caused you trouble again. I'm really sorry.

Seriously, don't do such things.

Here.

It works, not bad.

Is that right..?

Eh... P-Please don't let go!

Who would've guessed that I'd be having contact with Murase-san so naturally.

Anyways, where's everyone?

Welcome!

Hey... You're working in the Sea Side Café already?!

What are you doing, Sumitomo-san!

Eh?

I'll have to work here to get my traveling fees.

In that case, I'll help too.

Eh? It's alright, so don't worry.

If I don't, I won't be able to play with Sumitomo-san anymore!

I'll help too!

If everyone works together, it'll be done faster.

Transform!

We'll remember this!

Today is such a beautiful day.

Did you have fun today?

I think forcing you to come here paid off.

What's with that?

Did Murase-san do it only to make me happy?

Huh? Why are you mad so suddenly?

If someone's happy or not... Please don't decide by yourself!

Hey!

There, all done.

Kanae-san's body is so well kept, even after giving birth to a baby.

Thank you.

But... the child is still young.

Huh?

That means I'm still young.

Having a well kept body shouldn't be odd.

I'm sorry, Kanae onee-san!

Hey, don't make mommy mad!

If mommy isn't happy, I'll be the one in trouble.

Eh... I'm sorry, Ayumi-chan.

Minori's breasts are really big.

How do you get them so big?

Eh? Uh...

That's because... I drink milk and I'm not picky with food.

Also... I think lots of perverted thoughts.

What does that mean?!

If my breasts become bigger, Takaya might like me too.

No... I think that's different from Takaya-san's interests...

Stop right there!

Why is it like this?

Is it because Murase-san always washes me that I can't do it myself?

I'll just imitate him.

I'm a robot, I can't sweat!

Just water is enough!

Oh my...

How can a girl be like that?

Is your body covered with Takaya-san's sweat?

You must wash it throughly then.

That's not true!

Hagiwara-san really knows how to take care of people.

You know how to deal with things, and you have a child.

You must be someone that will leave a lot, I feel envious.

Yui-chan only knows how to like something that has shape.

Because...

If it's not like that, then there will be no proof that it existed!

Even though my husband died...

Aside from Ayumi, he left a lot more for me.

You should get that too.

Murase-san and I...

Um... really?

I'll get you!

Is Minori alright?

Ah... I'm done for...

Oh my, you're so immature...

You're already a big girl!

I had a great time with Yui today.

I'm really happy.

I'm sorry for what happened before.

I said something I shouldn't have.

Master... Why are you apologizing... to a maid robot?

I'm sorry, I said something that spoiled the mood.

It's alright, I don't mind.

Today... is an important present to me.

If Murase-san can't share it with me happily...

I'll feel bad.

Murase-san, the super NEET, likes to play it like this.

It made me feel weird.

I over reacted, I'm sorry.

Hey! Don't tell me you're troubled by that!

Because, how could that be?

Murase-san running under the sun...

Don't you just do that when you're buying figurines?

I'm also like that if it's to buy Yui's clothes.

That has its problems too!

We'll do this more often.

Yes!

It's a promise.

Nearly there... I'm nearly there...

Takaya-kun seems interested in the MP new product announcement fair.

Yeah, I've seen it on T.V.

What are you talking about?

They are famous professionals in the world of making robots.

Their maid robots... The designs really suit my taste.

Oh... so that's it.

Welcome...

I finally found you, Takaya!

I've wanted to meet you, Takaya!

Don't tell me you are... Sakuya!

I'm happy, you remembered my name!

Takaya's ultimate customized figurine - Sakuya.

I've come back as a maid robot from MP!

Oh... MP is amazing...

But Takaya is more amazing.

From the details after the enlargement, I can tell how detailed the original was.

Even the lines of each part are carefully shown.

Wow... It's so well made.

Eh... Yeah, I guess...

The fact that she's the ultimate customized version...

Does that mean she's Takaya's dream being?

Every night you play with the figurine...

You must've injected all your thoughts and feelings into her.

"I'll cover your body with my colors."

How could that be...

Wearing such lustful clothes...

The finger passes over every part of the body...

And then... Slowly getting wet...

Ah! You're thinking too much, Sumitomo-san!

You're wrong, you're wrong.

It's not just the lines of the body.

The material that's used to make my breasts can be jiggled, also...

Well then see you later!

An erotic man's secret activities...

Ah, this is so nostalgic.

The warm place which Sakuya and Takaya both love...

But, bringing me home so suddenly...

You're so ecchi.

What?

Oh, you're acting dumb now...

You want to look at the enlarged version of Sakuya, right?

Well...

You're a piece of work that I've put a lot of effort in...

Touch me like you did before...

You can do anything to me...

Hey, a girl shouldn't be saying things like that!

Sakuya-san, right?

Are you really a figurine that was created by Murase-san?

It's true.

Oh yeah, on the day that Yui came...

Eh?! You were there?

On the same shelf as Sakuya, there were also Wako, Wenny, Wendy and Tina.

Now do you believe it?

You... are one of those "human-shaped soul" type of things... right?

I've been cursed?

Cursed?

Eh?! I'm not the one that's cursed, also it's not even close!

Seriously, something like a curse is unscientific.

C-Certainly...

But if you're a high technology maid robot, then that would make more sense.

Anyways, how did a figurine become a maid robot?

That's because...

There were some figures on sale that had a micro-chip inserted by MP.

And coincidentally, Takaya bought one.

Through a system that creates a personality after coming in contact with the buyer.

Also, born from the love of Takaya...

That's Sakuya!

But I never knew Murase-san had that type of interest.

Uh... You can call it a teenagers need.

You still have that type of interest?

But... the things you've done to Sakuya-san, you still want to do them?

Eh? Takaya hasn't done Yui yet?

Why, why?

T-That's because.

Even though he's the master, he can't treat people as he likes.

Oh, so Yui doesn't want to get done by Takaya.

Again... Saying something that'll cause misunderstandings.

S-Sakuya-san doesn't dislike that?

That beautiful body being used to fulfill Murase-san's desires.

Yui too... Don't say stuff like that.

I'm very thankful to Takaya.

Because my body and heart were created through Takaya's love.

B... But Murase-san is an otaku!

He doesn't have a job.

He's a good-for-nothing person.

I know.

Because I've always been watching Takaya from my shelf.

I know more than Yui.

Takaya's secret erotic activities.

I've seen it all!

S-secret activities...

Sakuya...

Takaya's secret activities, Sakuya can help you with them now...

Murase-san!

What am I thinking?

I'm not an ecchi maid robot!

I should hibernate the hardware in my brain.

You still haven't slept yet, Yui?

Uh... That...

Are you together with Sakuya-san?

Yeah, Sakuya's sleeping soundly now.

I see.

I'm sorry about today. I caused such a big commotion.

It's alright, I'm used to it.

Oh, really?

Um...

Uh... Um...

Murase-san.

What is it?

Does Murase-san want to customize my body to his tastes?

W-w-what are you saying so suddenly?

Because... My body can be customized.

It's not all just changing clothes... Um...

Don't you want me to be like Sakuya-san, so you can form me to suit your tastes?

What do you mean by "suit my tastes"?

I like Yui as she is now.

Yui's heart and body were naturally made that way.

That's why I have to treat it with care.

I also hope Yui will treat herself with care.

Murase-san...

I'm afraid to tell you...

Sakuya has to go back.

Eh? Didn't you just come here?

It's because Sakuya is a test model for MP, that's why I have to get checked everyday.

Oh, so that's how it is.

I see. Do your best, Sakuya.

Ok! Takaya should also do his best on his secret activities!

Murase-san!

Oh yeah, you didn't do it yesterday.

T-That's impossible!

T-They say that a normal male cannot hold it in!

I-It's impossible for Murase-san!

Oh that, it's funny thinking about it.

Funny?

The Takaya who wants to release his secret energy.

The Takaya who suddenly awakens his powers.

The Takaya who's fighting something that he cannot see.

He's so cute!

Ah... So that's what the secret activity is about...

That's it...

Ah... No...

What else could it be?

Nothing!

I'll come again next time.

Bye, Takaya, Yui.

Bye.

She's like a storm.

No matter what, the fact that Sakuya came back made me very happy.

Murase-san.

Oh right, Yui.

I didn't do it yesterday, so this is for today.

Eh? No...

You should go do your secret activity...please...