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According to your needs, we recommend this one.

You know, I can't decide unless I see them moving.

I'm afraid we can't let you 'test drive' them like a car, because you might damage them.

Test drive, eh...

Well, we have a wide range of robots.

The Mother type.

The Older-sister type.

The Younger-sister type.

The Childhood-friend type.

The New-type type.

Tsundere.

Kuudere.

Yandere.

Etcetera, etcetera.

We have a great variety of robots!

My master...

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing.

I've decided to take this girl.

Well, but that is a Maid type robot.

If you're after a romantic relationship type, you might prefer a different one.

No. I need no one else but her.

I want no one else but her.

Is that so?

Then, we'll set her up and send her to you.

We hope you'll be a nice master.

Yeah, of course.

Don't look at me as if I were a pig!

Thank you for shopping with us.

How indecent...

Nice to meet you, my master.

You are small... and cute.

Wrong!!

I'm sorry.

My eyes seem to need some focusing.

Now I can...

What's this?!

Why am I dressed in this embarrassing outfit?!

That would be part of the good service from the store manager.

Don't look at me as if I were a pig that's about to be sold.

Pig?!

You have a rather foul-mouth.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is... uh, how I'm programmed.

That must be a lie!

Now I'm gonna untie you, so don't cry.

What are you doing!

I'm naked if you take it off!

You did that on purpose, right?

You must have done it on purpose!

Although I am a Maid Robot,

why are you sexually harassing me before I actually start working!?

You're too much!

Calm down, I have clothes for you. Here!

Such a frilly apron dress is too shameful to wear!

I am a maid, you know.

All I need is an apron.

Give me one.

All I need is an apron.

I would rather enjoy it after we get more intimate with each other.

What are you saying? Are you planning to let me wear nothing?

Could it be that...

...I ended up with the wrong master?

I won't treat you badly. Hey, let me help you put this on.

I can put it on by myself!

Don't be selfish!

You're saying this is selfish?

Here, hey. C'mon...

I'm not your dress-up doll!

Have you woken up, my master?

I'm sorry about earlier.

My master, are you all right?

Oh, I'm okay.

I was just stunned by your cuteness.

Don't say such silly things.

That's not something needed for a maid's work.

That's how I'm programmed.

Don't be silly.

Okay, by the way...

I feel there's something strange about this room.

Those dolls have gone somewhere by themselves.

It's scary, isn't it? I'm sure they were cursed dolls.

That can't be true! Where did you put them?

I just disposed of all the useless stuff to create a pleasant work environment.

Disposed of?

That's why you look so happy, huh?

That's what Maid Robots usually do.

They were unnecessary for your wholesome life.

Hey you!

How could you throw away the dolls? They might have possessed souls of their own.

You'll be cursed.

What are you planning on doing?

Stop it!

Oh, no! Unbelievable!

That's not what maids are supposed to do!

She threw us away.

She threw us all away!

We won't forgive her.

Oh, no! What should I do?

In such a situation, you'll need this costume.

This will purify curses.

So let me help you put this on!

No! Don't treat me as if I'm a dress-up doll!

Eh, but still...

This is the reason why I bought you.

I mean, I want to serve you as a maid instead!

I thought I was born into this world to serve somebody as a maid.

But, that's... too much!

Wait!

When you go outside, you have to put on these outdoor clothes, not that indoor set!

Idiot!

My master is a doll maniac! A dress-up doll pervert!

She's fast! Too fast!

The situation made me run away from his room...

If a Maid Robot runs away from their master,

we're obligated to pay enormous compensation fees, and dispose of the robot.

I can't! I can't go back to the store!

But he treats me like a doll.

And what's worse, he has a fetish for dress-up dolls.

Who wants to go back to a master with such a girlish hobby?

No girl has such a hobby.

That's what men are supposed to enjoy.

My master.

Sorry about earlier.

I went too far too suddenly.

If you don't want me to treat you like a doll, I'll compromise.

So, is there any chance you could come back?

But I've thrown your favorite...

Even so, I only want you!

I need no one else but her.

I want no one else but her.

So, you were the one back then...

Me too. I'd like to serve you.

Good to hear...

Thank you, Yui.

Yes!

Yui?

That's your name.

I thought of it long before I met you.

It's a name only for you.

Yui... A name only for me, given by my master.

Only for me...

Also, can you stop calling me 'my master'?

I'm Murase Takaya.

Murase...Takaya.

Yes! Murase-san!

Much better.

Murase-san.

I'm sorry for throwing away all your dolls.

What's past is past. Don't worry about it.

What a big-hearted person...

I shouldn't have done such a thing to him.

It's quite common to keep dolls not only for display but also in reserve.

So let me change your clothes to the indoor set!

What?! Didn't you just say you'd compromise?!

Yeah, I'm compromising by only changing your costume five times a day.

That's not a compromise!

Nooooo!!

Phew, I'm satisfied.

I must endure this, because he gave me a name...

Don't tell me...

You're treating me just like another doll, after all!

Far from it!

Every doll has a different name.

Fine, okay...

Then this is what you get!

If you want to treat me like a doll,

then mod and customize me to your heart's content.

C'mon, that's not fun!

So, Murase-san really turned out to be a good-for-nothing master.

Hey, what's your name?

Please don't make me do anymore.

I'm happy to be going out together with Murase-san!

It'd be nice if we could have more opportunities like this from now on.

I'm also happy to hear that.

Just as I planned!

Come, Yui. It's time to change your costume.

Why do you have so many different kinds of maid costumes?

Because girls should wear different clothes everyday.

I'd appreciate it if you showed your kindness in other ways.

Girls should keep their bodies clean.

I can wash my body by myself!

To begin with, my whole body is antibacterial!

Why do I have to share the bed with him?

But he's happily sleeping.

You're gonna wear that costume tomorrow....

He's thinking of the same thing even while sleeping?

Once we get out of his room, there is no way he can treat me as a dress-up doll.

It's pretty easy to control him.

That would be what she's thinking right now.

She's wearing the outdoor dress I chose anyway.

She's a bit silly, but that's why she's cute.

You're alone here, so you're lost, aren't you?

Where are your Dad and Mom?

What should I do?

Oh, yeah!

Look! I'm a rabbit, you see?

Let's be friends!

Murase-san! We've got to report her to the police!

Huh? Are you talking about that lost child?

No! She's dancing like that in public!

It's criminal!

The rabbit is really cute.

Ah, that one...

Heaven, boobs, and people call us!

Heaven, boobs, and people know us!

To those who tempt people with their outrageous boobs,

we, Midou Sumire and...

...Midou Ran, in the name of 'A-cup Idol Miko Sisters'...

...shall give punishment!

You didn't have to say something unnecessary like A-cup, Ran-chan.

I'm sorry, Nee-sama.

It's all the boob girl's fault.

I command thee to come forth, Takochu-kun of another world!

Oh no! These slimy tentacles are wrapping around me.

You like rabbits, don't you?

Nope. He is the only one I like.

I see.

He's cute, isn't he?

Yeah.

But, you're cute too.

So don't give me a surly look.

You're feeling lonely 'cause you're lost?

No! Just Mom is lost...

Alright, let's go eat something before looking for your lost Mom.

What's your name?

I'm Murase Takaya.

I'm Hagiwara Ayumi.

Nice to meet you, Takaya!

Yup.

Murase-san does look like... a good man.

Not that again... Don't speak ill of me.

Why did you look away from me!?

Excuse me...

How about our café then?

Eh?

I'm Sumitomo Minori.

I'm back, Dad.

Welcome home.

Oh, you have company?

This is our café.

So that is your uniform, isn't it?

It looks kinda weird, are you really okay with it?

Eh, what's wrong with this?

You've still got a ways to go yet, Yui.

What do you mean by that?

I could tell just by looking at Sumitomo-san that she's a perfect example of a man's dreams.

There wouldn't be another man like you...

You're totally right!

I've been dreaming of running a café that has this kind of costume since I was little.

Are you serious?

Don't force your daughter to wear such a costume, please!

I'm proud of my daughter. Nice, isn't she?

Yeah. The costume can make your daughter look cute,

while satisfying your requirements for costumes. I find it admirable.

And speaking of your style, you don't spoil her appealing features...

...while tailoring her clothes to your preferences. If anything, it brings out the best in her.

I'm Murase Takaya.

I'm Sumitomo Tetsushi.

No way! Another pervert?!

Are you really okay with being treated like a toy?

Eh, but I find this costume cute, so I don't mind.

Also, this is what men usually like, right?

You've been tailored to his fetish!

And your idea is totally different from normal girls!

Takaya, you can tailor me as well.

You're too young to say that!

So shall we have a party?

Anytime.

Dress-up Battle In Session

Back to the basics! This is in respect of the United Kingdom where the maid's costume originated!

Non, non. The Industrial Revolution brought reform even to the maid's costume!

My style is to conceal Yui's legs right to the very limit.

Her Absolute Territory is only 3 millimeters in length.

Pants? No! Drawers!

China's 4000 year history created a fantastic dress!

Simple is best!

The queen of costumes!

It feels so good...

Tokikake rulez!

Sweet temptation of the little devil.

When it comes to temptation, I'll choose the angel in white, more like, the goddess in white!

Boyish but seductive!

Every boy can't help staring at the section under her arms!

From the past...

...to the future!

Everybody has good childhood memories...

Mom!

Welcome home.

Please don't make me do anymore.

You did a good job, Takaya-kun.

And so did you.

Hey, where have you been, Mom?

I'm sorry, Ayumi.

I haven't had a happier day than this in a while.

Yeah, you looked really nice in those costumes!

Thank you.

And you've already grown up to become a girl who looks good in cute dresses.

You met your Mom at last. Good for you!

Yup yup.

Why does no one have doubts about what you've just done here?

Thank you for taking care of my daughter.

My name is Hagiwara Kanae.

And I'm a widow.

I don't think it's a good idea to emphasize being a widow in an introduction.

While I was passing the café, I saw an interesting party inside, so I joined in without thinking.

As a mother of one, you shouldn't take part in suspicious parties like these!

Also, there are so many weird people here.

Well, usually the only people who come to our café are Minori's fans.

However, thanks to Yui-chan, we have a great deal of customers today.

Can you handle this many customers?

It can't be helped.

Why don't we help them?

Sure!

The Dress-up Party Is Over

Thank you very much!

You two have been a great help.

Thank you very much.

My pleasure.

Would you mind if I asked you to help us again once in a while?

No, we're okay with it.

Really? Oh, thank you!

Murase-san helped others.

That means, he's not a mere good-for-nothing.

Then, we can work together from now on, right?

I'm so happy, Takaya-san!

If you work here, I will too!

I wonder if I should work here as a waitress too.

They're so lovey-dovey...

What am I getting miffed for?

There's no reason to...

Oh darn! Hmph!

Wow, so small!

Yeah. He's really cute, isn't he?

Can you let me hold him?

Sure, go ahead.

Ah, nice....

I'm surrounded by Murase-san's collection of inanimate objects everyday.

So, the feeling of touching a living creature is just irresistible!

That comment sounds too abnormal!

By the way, why do you have this baby?

My relatives are moving, so I'm taking care of their baby today.

Thought so. There's no way he's your baby.

I hope there's no hidden meaning in that reaction.

Actually, I wish that he really were my child.

I'd like to go walking and shopping together with him.

A N D...

With my husband, Takaya-san...

Then, why don't you try to have a baby with him, Sumitomo-san?

Come on, Yui-chan!

By the way, where's Takaya-san now?!

Ah, Murase-san is out now.

But I didn't know you wanted a baby that much.

I was just talking about the possibility.

But I'm hoping I will have a baby someday.

'Cause I was born as a woman.

You should find a better partner first...

Yes, hello?

Dad?

Eh! I can't right now.

Oh, what should I do?

What's wrong?

He told me to come to the café immediately...

...'cause a large group of customers just came in.

I have no idea what to do! I can't leave the baby alone.

Well, I can look after him for you if you'd like.

Eh, is it okay with you?

Sure, if it won't take too long.

Thank you! It's a great help!

I'll be back soon.

My breasts don't produce milk.

I took on a job requiring great responsibility while Murase-san is out.

Well, it's not that hard since he's sound asleep.

I guess I should continue doing laundry.

I'm gonna go for a bit, so please sleep soundly.

What does this screaming mean?!

Anyway, I've gotta do something about this.

I'm sure there's something useful in Sumitomo-san's bag.

Oh dear, what should I do?

Do you want food, or to poo?

What should I do?

Maybe I should call Sumitomo-san?

No, I can't...

Murase-san!

Yui, are you doing all right alone?

Ah, how about you?

I forgot how much fun shopping was.

So, I guess I'll be back later than planned.

I see...

Isn't it rather noisy over there?

Eh! It's the TV.

I see.

There's no problem here at all, so take your time over there.

What have I done?!

I couldn't tell him.

Oh yeah!

In this case, I should try the Maid's function made by Maid Works!

Let's download!

Michael, lock on to the target.

Okay, bro. Fire!

Now I've got perfect knowledge about babysitting.

Now! Now! Now!

Oh, so small.

Error detected.

Oh no! I never imagined that my maid functions could be damaged by pee.

Didn't they have me waterproofed?

Ah!

My bad.

What should I do?

Who needs a maid that can't even take care of one baby?

Nobody needs one!

Geez, what a useless maid!

Crappy robot!

Please wait!

Don't throw me away, Murase-san!

Do you want me to break you up into parts for my computer?

Oh yeah, I think there may be something useful in the closet.

Here!

I know he has everything, but he even has these?

Murase-san! At times like these, I sincerely respect you.

But this seems to be for adults.

Ah, yes, yes. Give me a moment.

How's this?

I did it, Murase-san!

So this would be what makes mothers feel happy.

Ah, my breasts don't produce milk.

Stop it, please!

Hey, here's your milk.

Hey, stop...

Maybe I should head back early.

It was rather noisy over there when I called.

Babies... Babies are...

Babies are so cute!

I'm gonna look after you like I'm your Mom until Sumitomo-san comes back.

Don't tell me, that is...

Oh no! Hey, just a moment.

I'm trying to prepare myself for it.

Please behave yourself.

I'm almost done here.

Here! Thank you for waiting!

That was really close.

I can't take my eyes off you.

Man, you're just like him.

Yours is also like his?

What the heck is that?!

So cute!

A small elephant!

Yui loves babies.

I'm back.

Yui?

Oh, you can't put that into your mouth.

Don't, okay?

A baby!?

Oh my, since when...

Since when did that option become available?

Don't do that either.

Murase-san may scold you.

Okay? Good boy...

Oh? Welcome home, Murase-san.

Yeah, I'm back.

W-w-w-what the hell is that?!

Don't call him "that."

I was asked to take care of the baby.

I'm talking about the other thing!

I'm sorry for being late...

What are you wearing?!

Huh? Don't you know?

This is what babysitters have to wear.