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Oh my lovelies. Hey everybody, welcome

Oh my lovelies. Hey everybody, welcome

Oh my lovelies. Hey everybody, welcome back. You're looking for Louis Ko in the

back. You're looking for Louis Ko in the

back. You're looking for Louis Ko in the band.

>> Tonight my loves,

>> tonight my precious

>> tonight my precious

>> tonight my precious I am very excited

I am very excited

I am very excited >> because in just a few moments I'll be

>> because in just a few moments I'll be

>> because in just a few moments I'll be sitting down with just one of the

sitting down with just one of the

sitting down with just one of the greatest actors to ever live. Ian

greatest actors to ever live. Ian

greatest actors to ever live. Ian Mckllen will be out here in just a

Mckllen will be out here in just a

Mckllen will be out here in just a moment.

moment.

moment. >> Right there. That's right.

>> Right there. That's right.

>> Right there. That's right. >> Hey, uh I think it would be nice to take

>> Hey, uh I think it would be nice to take

>> Hey, uh I think it would be nice to take a little break from politics and talk

a little break from politics and talk

a little break from politics and talk about something fun like movies. You

about something fun like movies. You

about something fun like movies. You guys, what do you think about that? You

guys, what do you think about that? You

guys, what do you think about that? You guys want to do that?

guys want to do that?

guys want to do that? Great. Let's talk about the Melania

Great. Let's talk about the Melania

Great. Let's talk about the Melania documentary.

documentary.

documentary. It was It was released No, no, no, no,

It was It was released No, no, no, no,

It was It was released No, no, no, no, no. If I have to think about it, you

no. If I have to think about it, you

no. If I have to think about it, you have to think about it.

have to think about it.

have to think about it. It was released on Friday and despite

It was released on Friday and despite

It was released on Friday and despite low initial sales and worse than

low initial sales and worse than

low initial sales and worse than terrible reviews, Amazon claims the

terrible reviews, Amazon claims the

terrible reviews, Amazon claims the movie made $7 million in its opening

movie made $7 million in its opening

movie made $7 million in its opening weekend, which has been called the best

weekend, which has been called the best

weekend, which has been called the best start for a documentary excluding

start for a documentary excluding

start for a documentary excluding concert films in 14 years. That's a lot

concert films in 14 years. That's a lot

concert films in 14 years. That's a lot of qualifiers. That's It's like your dad

of qualifiers. That's It's like your dad

of qualifiers. That's It's like your dad saying, "You're my favorite child

saying, "You're my favorite child

saying, "You're my favorite child excluding daughters since I've had

excluding daughters since I've had

excluding daughters since I've had Carl."

The $7 million would seem like a solid

The $7 million would seem like a solid

The $7 million would seem like a solid opening until you realize that that less

opening until you realize that that less

opening until you realize that that less than 10% of the $75 million Amazon spent

than 10% of the $75 million Amazon spent

than 10% of the $75 million Amazon spent on the documentary, which includes

on the documentary, which includes

on the documentary, which includes paying the first lady herself at least

paying the first lady herself at least

paying the first lady herself at least $28 million.

$28 million.

$28 million. That

That

That That's enough cash to put a smile on

That's enough cash to put a smile on

That's enough cash to put a smile on your face if that were physically

your face if that were physically

your face if that were physically possible.

possible.

possible. The movie The movie had a big premiere

The movie The movie had a big premiere

The movie The movie had a big premiere party. Was on Thursday. On Thursday,

party. Was on Thursday. On Thursday,

party. Was on Thursday. On Thursday, they had a big premiere party where

they had a big premiere party where

they had a big premiere party where Melania and Donald Trump walked the

Melania and Donald Trump walked the

Melania and Donald Trump walked the black carpet together, showing they have

black carpet together, showing they have

black carpet together, showing they have all the chemistry of Bogart and Beall.

all the chemistry of Bogart and Beall.

all the chemistry of Bogart and Beall. Now,

Now,

Now, when it came to describing what her film

when it came to describing what her film

when it came to describing what her film was like, the first lady offered this.

was like, the first lady offered this.

was like, the first lady offered this. >> Some have called this a documentary. It

>> Some have called this a documentary. It

>> Some have called this a documentary. It is not. My film is a very deliberate act

is not. My film is a very deliberate act

is not. My film is a very deliberate act of authorship

of authorship

of authorship inviting you to witness events and

inviting you to witness events and

inviting you to witness events and emotions through a window of rich

emotions through a window of rich

emotions through a window of rich imagery.

imagery.

imagery. It is a created experience that offers

It is a created experience that offers

It is a created experience that offers perspectives,

perspectives,

perspectives, insights and moments that only few have

insights and moments that only few have

insights and moments that only few have seen.

What?

What?

What? H how? How How do you make a documentary

H how? How How do you make a documentary

H how? How How do you make a documentary about a lady in a hat and somehow get it

about a lady in a hat and somehow get it

about a lady in a hat and somehow get it more confusing than tenant?

more confusing than tenant?

more confusing than tenant? All this begs the questions, what's this

All this begs the questions, what's this

All this begs the questions, what's this movie about? And does anyone really want

movie about? And does anyone really want

movie about? And does anyone really want to hear more from the first lady? Here

to hear more from the first lady? Here

to hear more from the first lady? Here to have us hear more about what this

to have us hear more about what this

to have us hear more about what this movie is about, please welcome First

movie is about, please welcome First

movie is about, please welcome First Lady Melania Trump.

Lady Melania Trump.

Lady Melania Trump. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for joining us, Madam First

Thank you for joining us, Madam First

Thank you for joining us, Madam First Lady.

Lady.

Lady. >> Hello, Steven. It is very cinematic for

>> Hello, Steven. It is very cinematic for

>> Hello, Steven. It is very cinematic for you to be seeing me right now.

you to be seeing me right now.

you to be seeing me right now. >> Uh, madam first lady, you must be very

>> Uh, madam first lady, you must be very

>> Uh, madam first lady, you must be very busy. I know you had a big release last

busy. I know you had a big release last

busy. I know you had a big release last weekend that everyone is talking about.

weekend that everyone is talking about.

weekend that everyone is talking about. >> Oh, Steven, no. I am not here to talk

>> Oh, Steven, no. I am not here to talk

>> Oh, Steven, no. I am not here to talk about the Epstein files.

about the Epstein files.

about the Epstein files. >> The release? No, ma'am. The release I

>> The release? No, ma'am. The release I

>> The release? No, ma'am. The release I meant was your movie.

meant was your movie.

meant was your movie. >> Oh, yes. Melania, the lady, the movie,

>> Oh, yes. Melania, the lady, the movie,

>> Oh, yes. Melania, the lady, the movie, the motion picture. This film is a

the motion picture. This film is a

the motion picture. This film is a deliberate window of tapestries draped

deliberate window of tapestries draped

deliberate window of tapestries draped over a rich bedframe of insights that

over a rich bedframe of insights that

over a rich bedframe of insights that are so authorship few have ever seen it

are so authorship few have ever seen it

are so authorship few have ever seen it and even less have wanted to.

and even less have wanted to.

and even less have wanted to. >> Wow, that is so many words. But can you

>> Wow, that is so many words. But can you

>> Wow, that is so many words. But can you actually tell us what the movie is

actually tell us what the movie is

actually tell us what the movie is about, ma'am?

about, ma'am?

about, ma'am? >> Oh, it's about $28 million in my pocket.

>> Oh, it's about $28 million in my pocket.

>> Oh, it's about $28 million in my pocket. Cha-ching.

>> Yeah, I know. I Okay. I I knew that

>> Yeah, I know. I Okay. I I knew that

>> Yeah, I know. I Okay. I I knew that part. I just I I thought it was a

part. I just I I thought it was a

part. I just I I thought it was a documentary, but you keep saying that it

documentary, but you keep saying that it

documentary, but you keep saying that it isn't. What What genre will you say it

isn't. What What genre will you say it

isn't. What What genre will you say it is?

is?

is? >> Oh, just like me. It is a very creepy

>> Oh, just like me. It is a very creepy

>> Oh, just like me. It is a very creepy mystery.

I play Melania,

I play Melania,

I play Melania, the third wife of an aging billionaire.

the third wife of an aging billionaire.

the third wife of an aging billionaire. I am moving into a spooky old mansion

I am moving into a spooky old mansion

I am moving into a spooky old mansion called the White House, where I

called the White House, where I

called the White House, where I definitely live and sleep with my

definitely live and sleep with my

definitely live and sleep with my husband. Wink.

>> I'm sorry. Did you just say the word

>> I'm sorry. Did you just say the word

>> I'm sorry. Did you just say the word wink? Yes, but Brett Ratner will cut

wink? Yes, but Brett Ratner will cut

wink? Yes, but Brett Ratner will cut that out. Double wink.

that out. Double wink.

that out. Double wink. >> Okay. About about Brett Ratner. Why Why

>> Okay. About about Brett Ratner. Why Why

>> Okay. About about Brett Ratner. Why Why did you want him to direct your movie

did you want him to direct your movie

did you want him to direct your movie after multiple women accused him OF

after multiple women accused him OF

after multiple women accused him OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT?

SEXUAL MISCONDUCT?

SEXUAL MISCONDUCT? >> WHAT? I DON'T know this misconduct, but

>> WHAT? I DON'T know this misconduct, but

>> WHAT? I DON'T know this misconduct, but she better drop that attitude if she

she better drop that attitude if she

she better drop that attitude if she ever wants to become Mrs. Conduct.

ever wants to become Mrs. Conduct.

ever wants to become Mrs. Conduct. >> In In the movie, you and Brett Ratner

>> In In the movie, you and Brett Ratner

>> In In the movie, you and Brett Ratner actually sing along to Michael Jackson's

actually sing along to Michael Jackson's

actually sing along to Michael Jackson's Billy Jean, and you say it's your

Billy Jean, and you say it's your

Billy Jean, and you say it's your favorite song. Why Why do you love it so

favorite song. Why Why do you love it so

favorite song. Why Why do you love it so much? Well, let's just say it brings a

much? Well, let's just say it brings a

much? Well, let's just say it brings a smile to my face every time I look at

smile to my face every time I look at

smile to my face every time I look at Eric and think the kid is not my son.

As I said, you had a big big premiere

As I said, you had a big big premiere

As I said, you had a big big premiere party last week and I and I saw your

party last week and I and I saw your

party last week and I and I saw your husband attended your opening.

husband attended your opening.

husband attended your opening. >> Oh, Stephen, my husband has not attended

>> Oh, Stephen, my husband has not attended

>> Oh, Stephen, my husband has not attended my opening in years. I'm

>> Well, according to Amazon, ticket sales

>> Well, according to Amazon, ticket sales

>> Well, according to Amazon, ticket sales have been good here in the US, but I

have been good here in the US, but I

have been good here in the US, but I understand that it hasn't done well

understand that it hasn't done well

understand that it hasn't done well overseas. It was even pulled entirely

overseas. It was even pulled entirely

overseas. It was even pulled entirely out of South Africa.

out of South Africa.

out of South Africa. >> They should not have done that. The only

>> They should not have done that. The only

>> They should not have done that. The only person that should have pulled out in

person that should have pulled out in

person that should have pulled out in South Africa is Elon Musk's dad. Boom

South Africa is Elon Musk's dad. Boom

South Africa is Elon Musk's dad. Boom goes the rocket ship.

>> Well,

>> Well,

>> Well, Madam First Lady, congratulations on

Madam First Lady, congratulations on

Madam First Lady, congratulations on your film being a movie.

your film being a movie.

your film being a movie. >> Oh, thank you, Steven. And you're not

>> Oh, thank you, Steven. And you're not

>> Oh, thank you, Steven. And you're not the only one who thinks so because I

the only one who thinks so because I

the only one who thinks so because I have just been given the film world's

have just been given the film world's

have just been given the film world's most prestigious award, the FIFA Oscar

most prestigious award, the FIFA Oscar

most prestigious award, the FIFA Oscar for be best actress, first lady Melania

for be best actress, first lady Melania

for be best actress, first lady Melania Trump. Everybody, we'll be right back

Trump. Everybody, we'll be right back

Trump. Everybody, we'll be right back with Ian Kellen.