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Does it kind of suck that I'm not marrying a guy?

Well, not really. No? I don't have to worry about someone treating me like

That's true. She doesn't treat you hard. Yeah.

I mean... That's kind of what everybody's doing these days.

That's true.

I don't have to worry about haters. Live your best life. Yeah.

I mean, but whenever... You might not have kids. I mean, we could adopt at

point, but... Do you want to be a granddad?

Live your best life. I'm not worried about having grandkids.

No, I know that. I mean, we finally talked about adopting, but I

think we're going to wait a little bit. I just always thought that you would

want them.

Well, if you adopt them, I'll take care of them.

I guess. I mean, but I don't know. I just figured that I wouldn't want to

family like that.

I'm so nervous. Should we practice again?

Yeah? Okay. Thank you so much for doing this and being here.

It was

great. Thank you.

It was a perfect day.

Yeah, perfect day, perfect wife.

I know.

It's going to be great.

Yeah, I hope so. I'm really nervous.

Are they sweaty?

I hope you like her.

She'll be around forever, hopefully.

Good. That means a lot coming from you.

Love them. Pink's my favorite color.

Go get it with my dress.

Practice more.

Yeah, I need all the practice I can get.

It's going to be great, though.

Pretty ready.

They look great.

I'm nervous.

You nervous?

A little bit. Yeah.

A little bit.

I've been trying to send her off all these years, just working up to this

Yeah, right.

Never thought a day would come, but here we are.

So, you know who's going to show up?

Aunt Matilda.

That's what we expected.

Yeah, yeah.

She'll do something crazy, unless she gets a couple in her. She does like

She's always pretty entertaining, though, watching her dance.

Let her do her thing.

Get a couple pictures of her. That'd be great.

How about that other wedding we went to? I mean... Yeah,

it was... Weddings are... Unusual places.

I think... A lot of... A lot of, like, matches are made there. I think

it's crazy.

People... I think love is in the air and they... Yeah, yeah, you get the...

The groomsmen and the bridesmaids and that kind of thing.

Lots of beautiful people everywhere.

Yeah.

I'm so excited for our wedding and our honeymoon in Spain. It's going to be so

hot. And then the reception.

We get to see all of our friends. We haven't seen them in forever.

I think Spain is going to be amazing. Just the two of us coming up in like a

little hotel with like fancy wine and all that.

I think it's...

It is.

Did you hear what happened to Jessica, though?

She, like, just told me that her wife cheated on her with a man.

No way.

Yes.

Seriously?

That's crazy.

If you did anything like that to me, I would be so devastated.

I would never, especially with a guy.

Didn't you have a boyfriend in high school, though?

Yeah, but we never really had sex or anything. I was just kind of... of

out my sexuality well then how would you know if you didn't like having sex with

guys if you've never done it i mean i don't want to get married with doubts

all that i love you but well then what if we

tried having sex with guys then and see if we like it who i mean we don't even

know anyone like that well

You're fucking my dad. That's crazy.

No, silly.

You can fuck my dad.

I'll fuck your dad.

We can swap dads.

I don't know if I'll go for that, but... I mean, we can try.

I think we should try.

I think it might work.

Doesn't hurt to ask.

Deal? Deal.

Who's bringing the beer?

I thought you were bringing it.

I thought you were bringing it.

Oh. Hi, guys.

Hey.

What are you guys talking about?

Oh. So we were upstairs.

We were talking about the wedding and all that.

But one thing came up.

No, you guys didn't forget anything.

We just asked.

We have a question.

Well, it's more like a suggestion.

Kind of.

You guys obviously know we've never been with a guy before.

Yeah. And we want to make sure that what we're doing is the right thing to do.

So that means we need to have sex with a guy.

Yeah. Like, sure.

We don't want to end up like Jessica.

about her, right?

She got cheated on by her wife. And we want to make sure that everything is

perfect for us.

No divorce with Peter. Yes.

Guys.

Yeah. You guys.

Yeah.

Well, yeah, because we trust you guys.

Like I wouldn't fuck my dad. You can fuck her and she'll fuck me.

I don't know how I feel about that.

It's just like you're doing us a favor.

Yeah. To make sure. You want us to be happily ever after. To make sure our

daughters are making the right choice.

Yeah.

Deciding that we won't question their minds.

Yeah.

I mean,

it's not like we're not gorgeous.

Do it

for

mankind.

to get the good ideas.

I'm not against it.

What about you?

You got it for it?

I'll get them for it.

It's perfect.

Yeah,

we'll go with that.

Right? Right.

Because that could be out.

We got you.

We wanted to update.

Maybe we'll have that.

I've heard that.

Purposeful.

Deal?

If you want.

If you want.

So,

deal?

When in Rome.

You know what I've always wondered?

What is going on?

Me too.

Yeah? I've never had a dick in my mouth before.

Yeah, get comfortable

I'm getting hot.

It feels good.

You're

almost

a sketchy daughter.

Like this.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Yes.

Oh, no.

I think we should get pregnant right now. Yeah, do it.

Look at that dripping out of that pretty pink little pussy, yes.

filled you all the way up.

Thank you.