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Previously, this season on Vanderpump Rules... These lovers bestow a request

ordain their forthcoming nuptial... I did not ask Ariana to be a prizeman for

f***ing reason.

I think I want you to officially be a groomsman.

I'm also sitting here with someone pretending that they haven't had a

boyfriend.

Lala, you knew him for about five minutes.

You said something about her too, though. You saying that is defending her

there. I don't really give a f***.

Everything was okay in Sheena Shalem?

Um, she's my date tonight.

My husband's in the studio.

Nothing else to do. She was in the studio all night. Last night, texting

Hey, it's 3 a .m. You okay?

It scares me.

I think he's working really hard on something, but I don't think it's their

relationship. He doesn't come home at night. I'm sure.

What about you? Are you going to marry him?

No.

Check back with me in five years' time. You don't want to work? That's fine. But

when I come home, I like to have a sandwich. You've taken her out of

You've taken her away from all of her family.

When you're dating a girl from the South, they expect you to have kids and

marriage by 22 years old.

What about if we did a new young restaurant and had a couple of young

Cheers to marriage being the best new thing in my life. Oh, my God.

Talk to me in a year.

I have to deal with her going to the f***ing dark side.

I wish Katie was the guy. I wish Katie was... Seriously, the way you've been

behaving lately, I'm concerned of taking the responsibility to ordain a

marriage. So we were going to be unflappable, and we were so flappable.

We'll not be affable anymore.

No. For the casing, I am happy and honored now to officiate

your wedding. Aw. Yeah. Me and Jackson wanted to give you your wedding present

little early.

Oh my god.

Wait, wait. You can't have a wedding without your brother here. Come on now.

You're going to make me cry.

Let's try not to cry just yet.

Look at it. I can't do that.

Oh, puppies.

Please stand.

I mean,

I knew she was going to look good.

I just didn't know she would look this good.

Friends, family and loved ones, I want to welcome all of you today to celebrate

one of life's greatest moments. We are all here tonight united by the love of

Katie and Schwartzy.

Now, being married for over 34 years, I have some suggestions for the two of

you.

Run.

You are never too old to hold hands. And it's important that you say I love you

at least once.

support each other when difficult decisions must be made, and respect each

and each other's opinions.

This is the most beautiful wedding I've ever seen, and seeing Katie and Schwartz

so in love and happy, just everything about it is perfect.

Tom? Yeah? Papa, would you like to say your vows?

Yeah.

Actually, you know what? I don't think I'll do this. I don't think I'll do

Actually, I do need them.

Okay.

Oh, man. So moving west to pursue my dreams was one of the most exciting

decisions of my life. But with a fledgling bank account and a leaky air

mattress, I had resigned to being L .A.'s least eligible bachelor.

But with my spirit high and my mojo low, I was introduced to Katie Maloney.

Yeah, Kristen Doty. Shout out to Kristen Doty.

When I introduced them, Tom literally would chase her. And he would just like

text me and he's like, I don't know if she likes me and I don't know.

I'm afraid she won't date me and all this.

And I'm like, you were obsessed with her.

And I've been told that romance in L .A. was fleeting and often short -lived,

often lasting only one night, according to my roommate, Jax Taylor.

It has been.

A roller coaster of a relationship, highs and lows.

But six years later, I honestly can't imagine not waking up to you every

morning.

We almost became like another relationship, another

failed romance in La La Land. But we persevered and we worked really hard.

And I feel like we practically had to tear down our relationship and rebuild.

But I stand here today in this moment before my dream girl, my beautiful bride

-to -be, before my friends and family who I love dearly, I really do.

I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart that I've never loved you more

than the snow marine here.

And, yeah.

All I can think of is how much I love Schwartz, how much I love Katie.

How much do I love love?

Oh, Tom.

Hi. My bubble up. Hi.

Six years ago, I met you, and I knew from that minute that you were put on

planet for me. Oh.

And when you met my family and you treated them like they were your own,

when I knew that I had to marry you.

Old tomato or no old tomato.

In six years, it's been a lot of love, a lot of laughter, a lot of tears.

At times, I definitely thought my world would end because I can't imagine my

world without you in it.

And I didn't want to know what that was like, but we did persevere together.

And because of that, it's shown me that some of life's biggest challenges that

are to come, that we will be able to do them together because it is our

commitment to one another and our love that has carried us through.

I can't wait for the rest of my life with you.

I'm not crying.

Santa balls to cry or not me.

Tom, please place the ring on Katie's finger.

This ring is not on a string.

I know it's not the engagement ring that you deserve.

Putting a ring on a string and putting it around the next thing I love you, I

want to be committed to you. It's not really what a girl pushing 30 wants to

hear. This is the real deal.

This is my happy ending. I, Katie, take thee, Tom. I, Katie, take thee, Tom. To

be my husband.

To be my husband.

In sickness and health.

In sickness and health.

For richer and richer.

For richer and richer.

Tom, do you take Katie to be your wife? Do you promise to love, honor, cherish

and protect her, forsaking all others and holding only unto her forevermore?

I do.

Katie, do you take Tom to be your husband? Do you promise to love,

protect him forevermore?

I do.

Katie and Tom, it is with a full heart and much pride and love that I now

pronounce you husband and wife.

Check that out. It is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr.

and Mrs.

Schwartz.

I did it.

Got married.

Feels good.

Coming up.

Listen, I don't think things are going well for us anymore.

We've had many, many restaurants, and I haven't seen many groups of people like

this group.

They fight each other, even sleep with each other sometimes, and they all have

fantastic way of working things out. None of it makes any sense to me, but it

sure makes sense to them.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, for the first time in Hudson White, Tom and

Katie!

The Schwartzes have arrived.

People used to think that Jax and I were the glue that held this group together.

But really, Katie and Schwartz hold this group together.

Jax and I were just the glue that everybody sniffed.

Who doesn't think about getting married when they're at someone else's wedding?

Of course, I'm like picturing, what do I want? Is it going to happen? When is it

going to happen?

I'm ready for Carter to put a real one on it so I can stop wearing my fake

engagement ring.

I think I want that salmon.

Thank you very much.

I feel like I'm the master at

serving Lisa.

I've served her hundreds of dinners.

What's one more?

Can I do chicken macadam and salmon? I have to give her butter.

There we go. Me and Peter together forever.

Oh, Jesus.

Hell yeah. What?

Oh, yeah.

I just felt like I wanted to get you a little bit of everything.

Thank you, Stassi. You're very welcome.

No,

no, I was with her the entire time.

Dude, I already ripped the pants right in the crotch. Look at that. I need some

dick room.

So these came like this, and then I said, I need you to put in like an extra

panel of like the dick room. You know what I mean? Yeah, dude.

Lisa, hey, I want to tell you real quick.

Come here.

Lisa, today was amazing. You did so well today. Thank you. I adore them both. I

hope that they have the strength to fight for.

You know, their relationship.

What about you? You want to marry Ariana, don't you? I know you do.

What are you going to do?

Well, I've never asked her.

You've never asked her?

No. How do you know she's definitely going to say no?

I was actually like Ariana when I was younger. I didn't want to get married or

have children, but then things change, and it certainly turned out to be the

best thing I ever did.

It's time for you guys, though, to grow up, though, isn't it?

You've been the best bartender we've ever had.

Thank you, Lisa. Maybe you have. We've got new premises and I normally don't

like having partners because in the 33 restaurants we've had we've only done it

once.

But maybe you could think about that.

Partnering up with you?

What?

That would be a time for you to take another step.

I don't even know what to say.

You don't have to say anything. Just think about it.

For Lisa Vanderpump to look at me as more than a bartender that works for

but actually a potential business partner.

Hold on, I'm going to go feed the boys.

So in Denmark, we have a tradition that when the groom leaves his bride, all the

men can come up and kiss the bride.

I have a new...

appreciation for Danish tradition.

You guys

hear me good?

Everybody, yes.

All right, Tommy.

What's up, Billy? I love you. I love you too, bro. You're a great brother and a

good man.

Thank you. I think you and Katie will have beautiful kids together. Because

know why? Because you guys are both beautiful.

I love you, man. I love you too, dude.

Thanks, Billy.

I just want to say I'm blessed to be in the presence of all you fine

individuals. Tom Sandoval, didn't happen without you, sir. Oh, dude, yeah.

And Jack.

And also I want to say God bless Katie and Tommy. I love you guys.

Jack and Sandoval surprising me by bringing my brothers to my wedding is

best. wedding gift I could have ever asked for.

Oh, Billy, wait.

I'm not going to embarrass anyone. Don't worry.

Hey, Billy. You already went.

Are you the third one? I already spoke. Where's the third one? Where's the third

one? For some people, one speech is enough.

For other people, like my brother Billy, I just wish the best for Tom.

You're a cool -ass motherfucker.

Tom's the pimp, all right?

No, that's the wrong term.

Billy, come here and hug me. It's what he used to be.

You know, I'm just not really a fan of Schwartz. Like, I don't know, he just

rubbed me the wrong way.

Said nobody ever.

I've never met a single person who spent two seconds with you that doesn't

fucking love you, man.

You're an amazing guy, dude.

I guess let's share this with Tom and Katie.

Yeah! Thanks, Tom.

Thanks, dude.

We love each other so much.

Katie and Schwartz are the most generous couple. They've taken care of me a

million times.

It's been a very special thing

to be able to watch two best friends commit their lives to each other.

That's really f***ing cool.

If you would have told me two years ago that Stassi Schroeder

would be at our wedding giving a toast, I would have told you you're out of your

f***ing mind.

What's up, Stassi?

But now our wedding would feel incomplete without her.

You guys, thank you for the f***ing awesome speeches.

I love you.

Thank you, everyone.

Hi, we're partying. Let's party.

Yes. All right, guys.

Harbor Party calls themselves a yacht rock band. I don't know if it's because

this is the type of music you would listen to on a yacht or just because

like to dress up as if they're on a boat.

It's just music you can dance to for every generation.

What more do you need?

It's about dance time. It's a party all night.

Hey,

bow tie is going off.

It smells so good.

Hot.

Are you having fun?

Listen, I don't think things are going well for us anymore.

Huh? I'm just going to say it.

Coming up.

Never vote anyone worthy of reproducing with. What are you saying?

Can you get married?

I

don't think

things are going well for us anymore.

Huh? I just don't think things are going well with us anymore.

I love you as a person, but I just think...

I'm kidding.

Oh, my God. I was about to smack you. I couldn't even do it. It hurt my feelings

to even say it.

I'm sorry. Don't do that to me ever. Okay, I love you.

He was this close to getting his dick chopped off and fed to the chicken.

You had me tearing up, Dad.

Oh, sweetheart, you know there's nothing that would ever happen.

That being said, I want you to know marriage for us is going to happen.

Now it's just a matter of when, how, whatever.

But I just want you to know that there is... There is light at the end of the

tunnel. You mean the world to me, and I love you more than anything.

You're making me cry.

No, I don't want to make you cry.

I just want to let you know that I love you to death.

I love Brittany very much, and if I'm going to get married, it's definitely

going to be her. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and when the

time comes, she'll be the one.

All right, let's go dance with everybody. Okay.

Baby. When? Oh, my God. A couple of years.

Get everything in order.

You can't be a pregnant waitress.

I love weddings.

I have one.

I just girl party without being married. You can wear it through and Tom can

wear the dress. I mean, he kills it in a dress.

Put him earlier today. We ever got married? Can I wear this to you? And he

wait, does that mean I have to wear a dress?

And in there's the chance.

Well, I'm saying there's a chance.

I'll be back.

That was everything.

That was everything.

The mosquito just blew my nose.

Oh, no.

He's gone. Yeah, he's gone. I could feel his little legs in my, like, nostril.

So I have to tell you something.

Lisa, she just bought a play, and she wants to be part of it.

I know, right?

So cool. She just told me. I didn't even know what to say.

Oh, my God.

I've been a bartender for 10 years.

I've always wanted to open up my own bar.

It's really cool to see Tom actually have something in his future outside of

being a sir.

I mean, Lisa and Ken, they've been together for what?

Longer than you've been alive. Exactly. Longer than I've been alive.

And look at them. They're, like, they're always so happy. They're always so

supportive. Their priority is always each other. I think of you the same way.

But, like, I've never felt anyone worthy of reproducing with. You know what I

mean? Like, having a kid with.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

What are you saying?

Until I met you, like, I never really.

Kids was, like, so 20 years from now.

I imagine myself being a dad one day. I would love to have a little Tom or

Ariana running around.

I'd love that little rug rat.

Listen, I'm not going to propose to you, so don't think that.

I would never think that you would be so tacky as to propose to anyone at

someone else's wedding.

But, like, I got to be real.

Can you get married at some point?

I don't.

I just love Tom so much, but I don't know if I want to get married. And what

says to me is not changing my mind, but I'm not going to shoot him down. Not

right now, at least.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

Nothing wrong with you.

How do you feel about Kate? Can we do Kate?

Tom! What do I do?

We're going to cut the bottom layer together. Hey, Troy, can you fix my

The bottom?

Wait, no, Tom, the bottom layer. I think every wedding I've ever done, they go

like this.

Not on the shirt.

Not on the shirt.

Lick it up right up.

I don't like what I don't like. I'm not a nose guy.

It's your wedding day. You lick it off, whether you're a nose guy or not.

Don't put it in my face.

Me personally I would have stuck her foot in the cake

Let's just test it.

I really don't know where Shay is.

I've barely seen him since the ceremony.

He's just MIA.

So did you think about what I said?

First of all, I'm just so honored. I don't want you to be honored. I think

you could do a great job. I know I would. What I was thinking is a bar and

restaurant always needs a great face and somebody who's lovable and amenable.

So what about...

Schwartzy could be like the face of it.

I mean, he would love it. I would love it too.

When I make Yemo, I literally said to him, do you want to be partners?

He's got this likability.

And Schwartzy has that same joie de vivre.

As a front man, Schwartzy would do a great job.

And then you could deal with all the crap that I've had to deal with. You

what we'd call it?

What? Tom Tom. What?

You think that'd be the funniest thing? Are you kidding me?

Don't you think? Lisa! It would be so much fun.

Tom, Tom!

What? What? Come here. Probably not sober.

You do not look like you have a... Yeah.

That was the first time I've only kissed you on one cheek.

I like the one cheek. It's more of a Miami thing. How are you doing?

I feel good.

I'm buzzed, but I'm not drunk.

Talking about something, this is going to be a surprise to you. We've taken on

another premises just around the corner from Sir.

And we were talking to Tom about asking him to get involved as a partner with

us. You give him an inch, he's going to take. He's going to wait.

Not about me. Listen, it's about you. Oh, me?

Maybe both of you. You don't want me behind the bar, right?

No. No. Definitely not. A bar always needs a place.

Someone to greet them and we were thinking of calling it Tom Tom What?

Coming up you don't want any new friends. I'm saying I'm doing the best

can we all are I really am doing the best that I can

So glad we

did

A bar always needs a place, and we were thinking of calling it Tom Tom.

What?

No, I can't.

Are you serious? I can't let you do that. If it fails, it's on us. Listen,

never done anything that fails, and we're not going to do that now. Yeah,

exactly. There's too much pressure on me. No, Schwartz, stop for a second.

like one little whiff of responsibility, and he's just like... No.

Listen, you just enjoy your wedding. I'm going back to L .A. tomorrow morning,

and we can talk later, okay?

Schwartzy is allergic to commitment, so the fact that we've got one big

commitment today, and that being Katie, I don't want to push it. But I'm serious

about it, and you know me.

You have a great sense of humor when it comes to business. You don't joke about

it. All right, I'll see you guys later.

Okay, bye, Lisa.

Give me more beer.

Let me ask you something.

So, are you busy in, like, three months?

Because if not, maybe you want to open up a f***ing bar with Lisa Vanderpump

called Tom Tom.

My God.

I should just stop overthinking it and say yes. Exactly.

I'll kick your ass.

Why don't you ever include me in your Snapchat?

Oh, my phone died.

People think I'm annoying, but if you're going to tell me that I pretended to

say my phone died, then what's the answer to that question?

That's mean.

Ariana, I like you, and you hurt my feelings when you're mean to me, so can

just, like, start liking me?

Maybe you're, like, closing yourself off.

Every spare minute that I have is spent toward work or developing friendships.

Just say you don't want any new friends. I don't have to be friends with Stassi

because... Nobody has to be friends with Gothie. I'm not saying I don't want any

new friends. But then what point are you trying to make? I'm saying I'm doing

the best that I can.

We all are.

I'm just, I really am doing the best that I can.

Okay.

Trying to put everything in and trying to do this cocktail book.

I'm really trying to, like, not be a 30 -something -year -old bartender in a

restaurant that's just...

Doing nothing like I'm putting so much effort into things and I'm just like

hoping that something happened, but you know Yeah, but you're doing all of that.

All right.

No, it's okay. It's okay weird I don't know why I'm doing this right now. It's

okay to be emotional and like feel it and don't feel sad about feeling bad I

have wanted to crack her for so long like

So interesting. What is this? Nobody is great all the time.

You're not a human being if you're not feeling sad at certain times.

You know, I guess Stassi's not as bad as I thought she was. She's taking the

time to comfort me. No, she's not a total monster.

We're friendly acquaintances, and we love the same people.

So don't say I'm mean. I'm not mean.

I'll fucking kill you.

Like, how would you kill me? Okay, well, it would be slow.

Because if I'm going to do it...

I'm going to make it her. Maybe we have more in common than we think because I

like the thought of murdering people too. I mean, if we couldn't go to jail.

Hashtag murder.

For life. But like the number four.

L -Y -F -E.

Are we the same person?

We've got one more for you. We need you all out here dancing because you know

you've got to get down.

We hope you've had a good time.

Bye, baby.

Bye.

Because Schwartz is such a good friend, you know, I surprised him with the

triplets. But I have another surprise for him.

Surprise! I brought my trumpet!

She's going to go over the whole band. Say my, my, my, yeah.

Tonight is the night.

I'm not ovulating.

I get too mushy, but I just want to say I love you guys. We don't even hug it

out because we've had enough mush. Oh, I want to hug it out. Yeah.

I love Jax and Tom so, so much. They're like family.

I'd take a bullet for them.

Maybe like from the leg.

Six years ago, we were sitting on your hardwood floor and Pinterest did wedding

stuff. And Tom would come home and be like, what are you guys doing? We're

don't look.

There's not one person that would say one negative thing about you. You're

like me.

How about being me? You know what? They might not like you because you're

friends with me.

What's that like to have somebody love you that much?

It's amazing.

It's going to come for you.

It is.

Listen, it might take me, like, a few years, maybe 10 years, 20, whatever.

not go there. But I will find it. Are y 'all going to leave me?

No, we have plenty of room for some pee, and I'm like, I don't want y 'all to

leave me.

I hate it when you guys fuck. Well, I mean, he fucked my girlfriend.

What's the accident? Why?

Maybe third time. I never knew I would actually really give a fuck about you,

but, like, if somebody fucks with you, I'm going to fuck them up.

What if a bear attacked him right now? Oh.

I would eye gouge him and then rape him. No, I wouldn't rape the bear. If he

consents it, I would rape the bear, yeah. Wait, if he consents it's not rape

then. Even if he's like, eh.

Ew, that doesn't sound like a bear being raped.

Coming up. He goes MIA for six days, doesn't answer any of my calls, doesn't

talk to me. This is all bullshit.

Since you got married, it's been bullshit.

I have become extraordinarily invested in their lives.

And I'm so honored.

really touched to have been part of their wedding. Look, this is where it

Maloney Shorts right there.

That's official. Oh, yeah. That's a cool document.

Thank you, Lisa. It's official.

Official, official. I'm a married man. That's my wife.

Love you, Bubby.

All right, off you go, young thing.

Wait, should I take this? You've got to send this. Oh, no, give it to Casey. I

got it.

Exactly,

yeah. I really want people to look at Tom and I as a couple who is very

committed to one another.

Thanks. God, it's over.

You were amazing, but I knew you were going to be amazing.

And I really hope that we can be viewed as a couple who fights for the

relationship and is committed to the relationship, not just to top it out or,

you know, to sweep things under.

I want people to view us as that couple that we made it.

Don't deal.

You're my husband now. I love you.

the tone please record your message hey lisa it's sheena um i am about two

minutes away it's been a very rough morning so i apologize for being late

um i'll see you in a second

You okay?

I've been better.

I know what this is about.

Um, let's go sit down.

What is it you seem really... Yeah, um, there's a lot of things that I

found out recently about Shay.

I've heard rumbling, Sheena.

He goes MIA for six days, doesn't answer any of my calls, doesn't talk to me.

Well, what's the conversation you have with him when he comes back after six

days? I know the conversation I would have with Ken would be a very short one.

We haven't talked much.

So he's back in your apartment after six days? No, no, no, no. He has not stayed

with me once in two weeks.

All summer I've been acting like everything's okay, it's all peachy keen

rainbows and sunshine, and it's not.

I've not only been lying to all of my friends, I've been lying to myself.

So where is he staying?

He's staying with his parents.

This is all bullshit. This has all been in the last two weeks. This hasn't been

like for eight months. Since you got married, it's been bullshit.

Hasn't it? Yeah. Since the day you found out he was addicted to pills, it's all

been bullshit.

It was such a huge red flag. He hadn't been honest with her about his

Like, oh, my knee's hurting, so I'm going to take a Vicodin. So he's bloody

addicted to it then. You're doing this every day and you're hiding it from me.

feel like I've been cheated on.

I think Sheena in her gut knew there was a problem, but she's that girl that

doesn't want to believe there's a problem.

And now he's hiding things from me again.

Like, I know he's taking shit again. I just found out two days ago.

I've been taking Adderall for months.

One of my friends pulled me aside and said Shay was lying to get pills and he

said they were from other people and he was just middleman.

Friday morning I woke up and I just had a really just like a weird feeling.

So I just like started like checking emails and I have a notice overdraft

protection. I'm like overdraft? There's like seven grand in that account. And I

opened my app and there was $32.

So it cleared your account?

Like that right there just broke me.

I love him so much. Do you love him? I do.

I can't picture my life without him, but I can't picture my life moving forward

in this way.

Have you had this discussion with him? I'm talking to him tonight.

I'm sorry, but he drops the ball on everything.

I mean, do you have a relationship at home? Do you connect together

He's never at home.

You're young enough to start again.

We were talking about starting a family next year.

Leaving up for a house. Starting a family with someone who's not even

I know how desperately Sheena wants this to work out.

But if she can't look him in the eyes and trust him, she doesn't have a lot.

I want him to lie to me again. I want him to look me in the eyes and lie to me

and tell me he's not taking anything.

Okay. Then I'm going to meet with the lawyer.

With a divorce lawyer? Yeah.

Okay. Because I'm done.

You know why I'm at the studio all the time?

That's where I love to be.

Don't tell you guys to stay up all night not doing drugs.

Oh, my God, I didn't even hear you walk in.

Hi.

It's been three years.

Kind of a dare, but I've kept that.

Cool.

Do you have anything you want to say, or do you want me to just go?

Well, I'll hear what you have to say.

I mean, I want to know why you didn't come home.

I had a moment in time where I was like, I need to figure some things out

without involvement from everyone else.

I went home.

And I missed you the whole time.

But to disappear for six days and have no communication with me? You never

listen. But guess what? I got your attention when I didn't come home,

I've been trying for so long.

I just want to be happy.

But I can't be happy without you.

Like, I know that. But this relationship we're in right now is not good. I

married you.

I love you. I still love you.

I'll always love you. We're going through something right now that... I

know.

It's easy for a scapegoat for me because I've been labeled a druggie. So you're

not on drugs?

No. No pill?

Nothing. No.

Okay.

Don't talk to me like that, though.

People don't talk to me with respect. You don't. Your family doesn't. Your

friends are friends.

It's always I've been on a different level.

I talked to Lisa today and she just... I don't give a shit about her.

I have my own mother. Lisa can go and talk to her kids.

The way I've been treated, like how you treat me, how a lot of people treat

me... By taking care of you?

How? Financially? Because that's about it. That's all you do. I don't cook for

you. I don't do anything.

I'm just saying, like, I... Yeah, but guess what? It hasn't been like that in

long time. Because you don't come home.

You know why I'm at the studio all the time?

That's where I'd love to be. We're passionate about what we're doing. Don't

how you guys just stay up all night not doing drugs.

It's because we're passionate about what we do and we love what we do.

When you find that, you'll get it.

So all this cash that's been coming out of the account, all of that is studio

equipment, music.

You're not buying drugs.

I swear to God, I'm not.

Jay is denying being back on drugs and...

Although I feel I'll never know the truth, I know for sure that this is not

man I married.

I now declare you to be husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

This marriage has been tainted since day one.

This relationship needs to be done on paper, legally, emotionally, physically,

in every way.

I'm meeting with a lawyer on Friday.

I know divorces aren't easy.

And it's not something I ever wanted.

Everything isn't supposed to last forever. But you know I'm right.

Your room is obviously a disaster per use. All your clothes are just in a

There's a couple suitcases. I don't know what you need to get, but...

I plan on spending the rest of my life with him and growing old with him and

having kids with him.

All I know is

we're done.

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