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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

I'm in wedding mode, baby. I'm rock solid.

I just think he looks so chic.

You want to come to your brother's wedding?

Of course I do.

I don't have a lot of money.

If we could take care of your flights and stuff. Is this real?

Yeah, we're not messing around. That's it. It's a cool golf review. Get time

work. That's fine. That's no problem.

Shay is in the studio all of the time. Nothing else to do. Shay is in the

all night. I was fifth wheel a lot this weekend because I know you were busy

finishing that stuff in the studio.

We're in.

I got to call Sandoval. Wait, what's wrong?

Brothers missed the flight.

Are you fucking kidding? Your fucking brother's wedding? What the?

What's wrong with you?

We kind of talked about this last night. I'll just go over it real quick.

We can just do like lawn blankets out here.

We'll set up buffet kind of in this area too with the whole taco bar and just

leave it open for a couple hours for people to kind of graze and help

themselves.

So for our rehearsal dinner, we decided to go more understated. You know, we

wanted it to be casual and fun.

Let's go over this way, you guys, and we'll go look at the reception area real

quick. Taco Tuesday.

We love tacos.

Your officiant, Lisa, do you want her to walk, be a part of the processional, or

do you want her to just be standing staged up there?

Lisa doesn't really walk. She floats, by the way.

So we can ask her what she wants to do. She's going to be here for the

rehearsal? Yeah.

I feel very calm.

Tom and I have gone through so much and planned this beautiful destination

wedding, and now we're finally here, and I'm going to marry my Bubba. I'm going

to go get ready before everyone else starts to get here. Okay, I have Bubba.

She's cool.

Also, may have had a little of an edible this morning, so I'm feeling pretty

relaxed.

Oh, my God.

Oh, dude.

You're handsome.

That's my boy.

So special for me to have my mom here. Like, I love her deeply and we're very

close. Have we ever done a shot together? Honey, is that real? I was

like a white... It's fireball. You get the small one. Ready?

Yeah. To my handsome boy. Oh, my God. I don't get to see a lot, but I love you

more than you could possibly imagine.

Okay. I really do.

And we'll do this for Grandpa Woody and your dad. Okay. And the boys. And the

boys. I would love to have my brothers and sister and my dad here.

Can't afford to fly them all out. So having her at the wedding is just that

more special.

Look at you.

I'm ready.

You're not a drinker. I'm not. You're not a drinker.

Come on, we'll get you a joint.

You're not a smoker either.

We'll get you a glass of wine.

We're going to go tubing in a little bit. You want to go tubing?

You want to go? No.

I'm trying to get a hold of Tom.

The brother's mister.

I couldn't think of anything more worse.

Sorry, is that a word? More worse?

No, is that right?

I couldn't think of anything. No, that's not right. More worse? That doesn't

sound right.

Is it?

Is that right? More worse?

Can I Google that?

Is that right? Worse? More worse?

I couldn't think.

I couldn't think of anything worth.

No, that's not right either.

More worth.

I couldn't think of anything that could suck more.

You have one job.

One job.

I told you how much money you spend on those people.

They don't have a dollar to their name. So now I got to pay for it. I can see if

it's one person. Okay. Two people.

Not really. But three of you.

That's not true. Are you kidding?

This is a big deal because this is Schwartz's wedding present, and it has

right. And all they had to do was show up on time, and they couldn't do that.

Oh, it's Taco Tuesday.

Dude, we got mini and sombreros.

Yeah. Yeah.

My mom got here, and I burst into tears, and then we did a shot of fireball. I'm

never taking a shot with my mom in my life.

The biggest

thing for me being a bridesmaid is going to be making sure everyone's in a good

mood and having a good time. Get everybody to party.

Schwartz is in very good spirit.

This is going to be a lot of fun. The rehearsal dinner, we got a pinata and

tacos, tubing.

I really don't know what's going on with Shay. I don't know if he's tired, if

he's not feeling well, if he's doing something else I don't know about. His

behavior lately has just been off.

I'm so happy for them, though.

Yep.

Good times.

That's the craziest thing ever.

This is a bitch. Get here.

Yo,

this is the best group activity we've ever done.

Don't want this water to dingy my diamond.

This is awesome.

This group of friends, it's a crazy train. As much as we have hated and

and thrown each other under the bus.

And whether we all may not be, like, completely in love with one another, we

in love with Katie and Tom. And we're, like, actually going to their wedding

tomorrow.

There's a bug! That was a bug!

Wait, what the fuck?

So many bugs!

Leaches?

Is that an actual leaf? I don't like bugs. I don't like dirt.

Who does?

Who likes bugs and dirt?

I mean,

this is like the first flight I've ever missed.

Okay, I'm lying. I've missed tons of flights. But not in a while.

And not for importance.

Hey, you guys, stop!

Are we stopping?

Oh, do we have to walk back?

We gotta go around.

Yeah,

I'm sorry we didn't get to go down longer

There's

a lesson here, I'm sorry guys I actually I got all the way to the airport I

realized I forgot my suit at home like an idiot I get here and I was gonna rent

a car anyways, but I had to run an SUV Do you know why the runner?

SUV? Only thing available?

Because what the hell else am I going to fit?

50 12 -packs of Coors Light and pancakes and a blue moon. 50?

50.

Yes. And totally redeemed yourself.

I love, love, love, love Tom Fannable.

Look at me. That's all that matters is that you're here.

I know.

Oh, sorry.

Cheers. All right, let's get in the river.

Let's go. Let's go, buddy.

Get in there, drunkie.

Get on that pink flamingo, bitch.

Here, come on now. Come on. Step into my office.

What's going on with his brother?

So they got to the airport late. They missed their flight. Then they missed

their connecting flight, which is really annoying. But, like, who might have...

and talk and that's my flight peter what are you doing hey it wasn't one okay it

wasn't two that oh man there's three of them their flight landed 605 oh we might

still even be at dinner when they get here yeah okay i mean schwartz is over

there floating on a pink flamingo he's kind of having the time of his life

Oh, my God, I love it. Don't you?

Love the creek. It's so romantic.

This is so Katie.

It's unbelievable. I have no idea how she found this place. I love it.

What's that? Is the train coming now?

Holy cow.

I hope that doesn't come right in the middle of the service.

I feel like I need to talk to Tom and Katie about this because they've had no

input in it.

at all and they might hate it.

I'm a little bit nervous because I'm appreciating the wedding but I've had no

direction whatsoever.

I could be saying, hey, are you ready to get married and spend the rest of your

life screaming at each other? They have no idea.

Oh my God, there's a train.

Billy, beloved.

Hello.

Look at the train.

I love this here. Our presence on the last carriage. You're gorgeous.

Hey. Thank you so much for coming.

Oh, sure.

Is this happening?

I know.

Is this real?

I want to do whatever you want.

Our thing is not to have a super long drawn out, but also not make it too fast

and to blow it over.

So how are you going to start the bell?

What's your first line?

Oh, no.

You must have that down.

I don't.

But I have the essence of it.

Let's just read this and see what you think.

Friends, family, and loved ones, I want to welcome all of you today to celebrate

one of life's greatest moments.

I have watched as you have overcome trials, laughed together, cried

There are a lot of people that didn't think Tom and I would ever make it here.

The marriage may be daunting, but these two people have found what many are

searching for.

But Lisa has been supportive through some of the ups and downs. Tom and I...

These words right here are exactly why Tom and I wanted Lisa to officiate our

wedding.

Too short? Too long? Is it too sentimental?

Too short.

It's perfect.

Oh, don't. If you stop crying, I'll stop crying.

Coming up. Me and Jax, we wanted to give you your wedding present a little

early. What the?

Can we hold hands?

Yeah, let's hold hands.

This place is amazing.

I feel like I'm a fairy in a forest.

Not that I know what it's like to be a fairy, whatever, but, like, still. We

up here, I guess, because we're the maid of honour. Oh, troubles.

Yeah. Perfect timing.

Let's go sit down.

How did that come back into my life? It's only the crud of you.

This is so pretty.

Is this what she's going to walk, like, through?

I don't know.

I've had my wedding planned since I was, like, in middle school. There's a

castle in Kentucky, and I want to be married there. It's beautiful. And I

red roses everywhere. I want it to be, like, kind of in the wintry times.

White trees.

I thought of it all.

Wow. When you see the chairs, it really makes it real. It makes it very real

when you see the chairs.

Wow. Wait, we're wearing jackets?

I didn't know we were wearing jackets. I only have like seven jackets with me.

One, two.

I feel like I need more fireballs.

That's it.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's it. It's a slippery slope.

You look damn good.

A father of rise, that's what's upstaged the group.

Now, come on, baby.

I'll start with you ladies first. I'm going to line you up in order here, and

then I'm going to take the guys. We're going to line up right down there.

Dossie, you're going to be right here.

Oh, no.

That's too close.

The only reason that Stassi is standing next to Katie is because Sandoval and I

used to walk together.

It doesn't matter where I stand.

I know that I'm number one in Katie's eyes. Hey, are you going to do one of

those in the crowd?

If I was officiating the wedding, it'd be a party.

We'd have shots right off the bat.

I'd be like, hey, swap ring, give each other a little peck. Let's party. I

personally don't want to be standing up there that long.

I got bad knees.

Hey, wait, switch, switch, switch.

Did it hit you like it hit me when you saw the white shirt? Dude, yeah.

I have so many fond memories of when me and Jax and Schwartz lived together.

In fact, I remember when Schwartz first brought Katie home.

I feel like I'm a guy who's out of body watching another guy getting married.

I'd plastered a bunch of porn all over the back of it.

Getting married.

Like, it's crazy.

Here we go.

Hey, guys.

Woo! Hey.

Hey, what's going on?

This is the moment I've been looking forward to for so long.

Are those your dress slippers?

I thought you had better ones for tomorrow.

Katie vetoed that.

I did say that because I'm wearing the full tux. I said, Boba, can I wear

And she said, no. You're wearing a tux? Is it like a real custom made tux?

Darling, would you like a drink?

Would I like a drink? Are you kidding me? I need a drink.

I mean, you can't really go wrong with it.

We're not driving. Just have a good time.

Hey, anytime I can schmooze Kim is a win in my book. I mean, I have a huge crush

on her. Your little boy's getting married. I know.

How often do you say that?

The mother of the groom? The mother of the groom. Nice to meet you. I would

marry Kim just so Tom Schwartz would have to call me dad.

just like have a moment to like be like this is happening there's not gonna be

another time when like we have two best friends that are marrying each other i

feel like the past like seven years i've had with them is like flashing before

my eyes i

wonder

if one of them wrote me into their vows possible Is this what I

think it is? Yes. Okay, cool. Wait,

I want to give you something.

I've got my mom card and little trinkets, but I feel like I've never

gotten her anything nice.

Look at that. That's not real. Yeah, white diamonds and rose gold.

Yeah, of course.

This is my mom, who I love so much, and she's done so much for me. This is so

beautiful. I love it, and I love this date.

Not that a ring compensates for all of that, but I just wanted something for

to remember the moment by. You've been an amazing mom. You've done so much for

me. Thank you. I'm going to cry again.

Where's your fireball?

Was it one date? Was it two?

Mom, it's been like a lot of dates.

When do I get details?

Mom. I just like him.

I just like him.

Does he like you?

I hope so.

So how many dates before that special moment?

Nine? Ten? This is uncomfortable.

Mom, it's 2016.

Eleven, twelve.

The first night he went down on me like seven times.

And I cried two of the times that I came.

We don't have to talk about that part.

Yeah, we had a good time.

And I cried.

I don't know. I can't control myself, which is probably why he'll never talk

me again.

Honey, he's not going to buy the cow if you can get the milk for free.

The triplets are here right now, waiting.

Ladies and gentlemen, I just received word that the triplets have arrived.

I could do something better myself.

Who's this? Call me Billy. I'm Bert. Bert.

Brandon. Bert.

When it came to dressing the triplets, I mean, these guys don't own a dress

belt, dress shoes, anything.

So I had to put together not only their wedding outfits, but also the outfits

they were going to be wearing to the rehearsal dinner. Plus, I wanted them to

look good for when Bert sees them.

Yeah, man. You guys look great, man.

It's always getting on my husband.

I know. You do. I don't think you could handle him.

Katie definitely picked this place out.

Dude, Katie. What are you talking about? I feel like Tom was here streaming up

the lights himself.

He 100 % was here.

Me and Jax, we wanted to give you your wedding present a little earlier. Do you

mind? I feel you. Do you mind? It's not steak step between your butt cheeks.

What the?

What's up?

Oh, my God. Do you feel me?

What's up? No way, dude.

You guys did it.

We tried. We tried for all of them. I really did.

Brother, what's up, buddy?

How are you?

Oh,

this guy, too.

You can't have a wedding without your brothers here, man. Come on, now.

Oh, my God, man.

My mind is just blowing.

My brain's not even processing it. I'm looking at them. I know it's my

brother's, but it's like my mind won't accept it. Dude, this is amazing.

You look great. I texted you guys today.

Tom and Jack told me that they were going to fly Tom's brothers out, and I

knew how overcome with emotion Tom would be. So I was...

I'm excited to keep that secret from him. I'm shocked.

Oh, my God. How are you?

You guys look all sharp.

Look at the time test, you guys.

Get over here, man.

To see him so happy the day before his wedding is amazing.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. I heard about it, and I was so excited.

You guys all knew about it?

Hold on a second.

So you're absolutely all identical.

Oh, do we look alike? I can't believe that they brought his three brothers

You see, there is some good in Jack Taylor.

You sometimes got to dig really deep, but it's there somewhere.

Oh my God, I can't believe you're here. How are so many great people in my life

here? Oh, come on, man. You deserve it, man.

I will never, for as long as I live, forget.

Truly the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me.

Jack, you little bastard.

You little bastard. Bring it in for the good stuff, all right?

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm going to kill you.

I wanted to rip my teeth out and then stick a spoon in my eye and then drag

my body behind a semi -truck.

That was what it was like looking those three a plane ticket.

If you want to blame anybody, blame him. But my mission was to get Tom to cry.

Mission accomplished.

Coming up, I wanted to grab you by the scruff of the neck and say, what are you

doing?

This is my brother, Rick. Oh, my goodness. So nice to meet you. Where's

hubby? He was upstairs. He just wanted to lay by the fan for a bit.

He said to the fresh water earlier that it made his skin feel better. He was a

rescue? With no fur.

You know when something's not perfect and you love him anyway, the way you

Jack?

I'm so embarrassed. I don't know what happened to me during that time. You're

embarrassed. I'm not here to tell you I told you so, but I told you so.

I always had so much hope for you because you had a strength and a

a sense of humor.

to see the good things about life, and I felt that you walked away from it, and

I wanted to grab you by the scruff of the neck and say, what the f*** are you

doing? Don't give it up.

You're being ridiculous.

You're not the girl that runs away and hides in the morning.

You're a strong woman.

You know what I'm saying? I'm sorry that I let you down. Maybe you needed to

grow up.

Maybe you need to find out for yourself, you know?

I made a mistake, but the only thing I can do is try and make it better.

Yeah. Well, you have.

You have. And I think it takes a big person to say I've made mistakes.

It's nice to get a little validation from Lisa.

Her saying that, that's like as big of a compliment as she's going to give me.

And I really appreciate it.

Hey, you all.

This is beautiful.

I mean, everything's taken care of. We got margaritas and tacos and the

rehearsal's all good to go.

Good.

But you're my baby girl.

Or you always will be.

And you're better looking than I am.

Well, that's an obvious thing.

It's kind of like, remember when we went to Father Daughter Sock Hop? And they

wore a, what do they call this? It feels like that, but different.

I wanted to just feel like...

This is beautiful.

I'm very happy

that both my mom and my dad could be here for the wedding because they split

few years ago, and we actually haven't all been together as a family for

probably almost five years.

It was tough not seeing you guys because you're in California.

Come visit me. I will. I'm sorry, babe.

I love both my mom and my dad, and when they were together, they were great, but

at some point, they stopped being partners in life.

And Tom and I have faced some of those similar things, so I think it gives us a

reason to maybe do things differently.

I'm happy to be here.

One and a half glasses of wine and I'm probably not functioning as well as I

should. I'm not functioning very well either.

Wait, what about the piñata? We didn't hit the piñata yet. I don't like that

because to me that's animal abuse.

Oh, it's a little pony. I had a little mermaid party and I had an aerial

And when it came time, I couldn't do it. Oh, wide riser. I couldn't do it. No,

and I would cry when stuffing fell out.

So, how are you and Shay?

Amazing. Are you? Yeah. No drugs?

No. What about drinking?

No, he hasn't drank since December 3rd. Really? His music is, like, amazing.

I mean, he's doing so well. He's just in such a good place.

His head's clear.

We have, like, our, like, spark back. Like, that, like, giddy feeling, like...

When we, like, kiss, it's, like, the first time again, and I didn't know if

were going to be able to get that back after last year. Now it's just, like, I

get, like, excited when he comes home. Really?

Sheena's telling me that everything's going well in paradise, and that's what

I've got to believe. I mean, their marriage, I hope it's in a good place,

don't know. I never see Shay.

That's great.

Yeah.

So we're looking good on him.

What's over will probably look good on any of us, really, right?

Take the bat.

Okay. Lala's touch is on her way.

Dad! Let me finish.

Don't let go of the bat.

For one, we're all getting along.

I feel like it's a good omen, a good sign of things to come.

This motherfucker's getting married tomorrow.

Getting married tomorrow.

Cheers, guys.

Come on, let's just go and have a quick snack before I've got to go home.

All right.

You feel ready for tomorrow?

Yes. Yeah.

I want to, like, really fine -tune and finish the vows, but yeah, I do that.

Have you not done the vows yet? No, no, I have to, like, fine -tune them. But

when are you going to finish them?

No, tonight.

Tonight? Hurry up. I don't want to interrupt. I just had to come say hi.

You're so emotional.

I'm getting very sentimental in my old age. That's okay. Old age, what are you?

I'm 34 now.

Oh, God.

What are you, 39?

Yeah, I wish.

You know, actually, I don't wish, really. No.

I don't wish because I look at, you know, my life and what I've experienced

think. Yeah.

I wouldn't change a thing, really. Some of it's been tough, as it will be for

you. You know, you're going to have things that come at you. That's what

is. I know.

Checking with problems.

Talking to Lisa, who's been married 34 years, I mean, she knows what she's

talking about.

The advice that she has is advice that we should take, and the words that she

has are words that we should listen to and live by.

They're not to be taken lightly.

Just, you know, hold tight.

But there's many good things that would counteract that, you know?

I'm so happy that you agreed to do it, by the way. I don't want to get over

-slappy, but it means a lot. I love you both. We've built a new foundation.

Wait, that's part of my vows.

There's no doubt in my mind that Katie is the one I want to marry. I want to

spend the rest of my life with her. She makes me happy, and she fulfills me.

Are you leaving?

Yeah, we'll say goodbye.

I know we have our issues to work on, but those are minor issues and we're

to work through them.

I love you.

I love you.

I'm going to see you in the morning.

Are you leaving soon? I love you.

Regardless of what's happened over the last year and a half, I can feel it. The

love is there.

I can't wait to get married tomorrow.

Bye, you.

Don't stay up too late.

Coming up. I haven't used an iron since 1986.

This I have got to see.

Things are not going well for me right now, so you can bugger off.

It's weird when you've known people for a really long time and you've thought

about them getting married. And then when it's actually there, you can't

describe that feeling. I could not feel more proud.

My brain's not working yet.

I feel like really, I feel like I'm high. You know, when like you get like

your head, into your own paranoia.

You guys use these before?

Actually, these are the ones you just flip.

Sports already knows how to handle a long rod.

I'm ready to rock and roll.

This is the last time that Schwartz is ever going to be a single man fishing.

Tom said there's trouser snakes here. Is that true?

Yeah, there's trouser snakes.

Big old long trouser snakes.

If it were me getting married, I don't think I'd be fishing. I mean, I'd

probably be playing, you know, a nice game of golf or Russian roulette.

How do you feel today? Are you excited? Are you nervous?

I'm not ready with the vows. That's the only thing. You don't have your vows

done? No, I'm going to do them.

I'm going to do them. Sure, I'm going to do them.

Oh, God. I can only imagine it's going to be a lot of hair tugging and a lot

well, Bubby, well, you know, Bubby. It would be painful to not wing the vows.

I have to write them down because I can't read it from my phone. That would

horrible, right? No, you need to write it on a nice piece of paper with nice

handwriting. Wait, nice handwriting?

It's like chicken scratch.

Dude.

What are you doing?

I'm ironing my dress.

This I have got to see.

I haven't used an iron since 1986.

Let's have a look.

I used to do it.

I've got to get a picture of this.

I can throw it there when I need to.

Bloody hell.

Everybody always says, how do you manage to achieve so much and do so much? But

I don't do things like this because luckily I have somebody to help me out.

Look, I've got a beige bathrobe on and I'm ironing, okay? Things are not going

well for me right now, so you can bugger off and get out of my face.

You go away.

Why? Stop taking the piss.

Can you finish your speech?

Yeah, I just went over it again in my head. I'm not going to, like, practice

like, a natural speech because I'm better at improv.

That's how I feel about my vows, but I don't think that's a good idea. I don't

think that's a good idea.

Not for your vows.

You're, like, so calm.

I don't know how. I'd be, like, freaking out, I think. What is there to freak

out about? I don't know. That's just my personality. I freaked out just going to

the passport office.

You're just calm as can be.

From what I've been hearing from everyone else is that your wedding day

just fly by.

So I've worked very hard to make sure everything was taken care of before my

wedding day. That way I can just relax and have fun and enjoy every second of

it. Katie.

Yeah? We're good on timing.

You have pictures at 4?

Yeah. Okay. Do you want me to drink? Do you want food? I plan on helping Katie

with whatever she needs and whatever she doesn't know that she needs. You need

me to find something? Is your phone charged?

Whether that means last -minute organization for the wedding.

Your mom is coming in a minute. Whether that means we need more alcohol and

someone has to drive to go get it.

Five more handles of tea.

Five more.

Five more. We have to finish making your bouquet.

Krista has it. Go find her.

I call myself the maid of honor.

Do you need anything else?

I do need to finish my bath.

You guys all showered up?

I didn't shower. I mean, you're going to look at me and say, swear to God, you

guys all took showers, right? Yeah. Okay.

Hey, Jack, what are you doing? I swear to God, I need to go to the shower.

It's an apple.

Where's your suit? They're all upstairs, Jack. Everything's good? I don't have

them. Schwartz has a lot going on right now with his wedding days. So, I mean,

the least of his problems is getting his brothers ready.

First of all, why do I have to dress a 30 -year -old man?

Three of them.

Are those clean socks or one from yesterday?

Be honest.

Yeah,

clean socks.

All you guys, give me your ties.

We're going to re -knot them. Those knots are creepy.

He doesn't have the tie with him? I already gave him mine.

I'm missing one.

I have to go get it. You got to go get it. All right. To walk all the way to go

get it?

We sure do.

I just want to make sure, you know, Tommy's happy.

Hello.

I have a little something for you. I want you to do it real quick.

Okay. Thank you.

What did you get?

It's like a little, like, ring box that says, listen to the messages your heart

is sending.

I've always told Katie that when she was a little girl.

You know, have trouble with them. Just look into your heart. Always look into

what your heart tells you.

Can I do this right now?

Like, why?

Like, I can't. I'm not, like, not yet.

Hey, it's coming near the witching hour, man. If you're going to back out, do it

now. How's that? You like that? Love it, dude.

Why do you have your dress pants on already?

I'm getting ready. No, you're fine. Where's your shower? I just need to

face off.

Today's my day, you know, and I want to be looking sharp. I want everything to

be perfect.

I don't need a shower.

I just want some deodorant.

The old Irish shower.

Wait, is that offensive?

Dude, these ties are actually kind of hard to tie. Because these are so stiff.

Just like my boner.

Tom's kind of like the male makeover MacGyver. He didn't just bring his suit.

He brought... Sandoval, you have an extra tie, right? Backup ties.

I have, like, three ties that you can borrow.

I have no idea where my cufflinks are. I have extra.

Backup cufflinks. Well, dude, do you know, I have a dress shirt that has

cuffs. It's really nice.

Backup shirt. I have a level 32 hairspray. It's the strongest on the

You always have something that can just make your outfit that much better. Are

these too raggedy?

Dude, no. I got socks.

Dude, what?

I can do without you.

I'm going to need 20 minutes to go write down my vows.

I feel like we don't have enough time.

Go chill, dude. No, no, no. We've got all the time in the world.

Clear your head, man.

You believe this is finally happening?

I know.

Finally here.

Two weeks ago, it wasn't looking good.

It really wasn't.

What'd she do to you?

She sat me down and said, I know you're scrolling Vegas. Yeah, well, you did,

so. Yeah, and you're also a bitch.

I mean, if you're still together after all that, then you should probably be

together for the rest of your life.

Right. You know what I'm saying?

We're stuck together.

Coming up.

Everybody ready?

Guys.

Thank you.

This is charming. I see Kate's vision. It's kind of wussy.

It's rusty.

I think the next time I get married, I'm going to do it somewhere like this.

It's still elegant.

It's a little kind of bohemian. Look how sweet.

It truly is lovely.

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today.

No, no, dearly beloved. I'm actually kind of feeling more nervous because

somebody else's day.

And if I screw it up, I screw it up for them. And I don't want that to be a

remote possibility.

I have to get it right.

Do you think we could cover this in fabric? Do you have any extra fabric?

I think so. Why don't you do that?

This is not your restaurant.

So funny, because Katie said, what color your bridesmaid dress is going to be? I

thought I'd have them in jewel tones.

So I said, what about like silver?

Good idea, she said. What about white fabric? Good idea. She just is so

easygoing. Yeah, that's lovely. I love that.

Imagine me. I'd be like painting everybody's ass.

Oh, right. Is that going there?

I'm so afraid.

I think some white fabric at the front will make it look much prettier.

Oh. Oh.

Me? That thing's gonna drive me crazy.

You got it right.

I know I'm coming down to the wire. I haven't written my vows.

Took the wrong time in the wrong room, dude.

But I'm a master procrastinator.

Not my pen.

I got this.

All right.

Whew.

She just wrapped it in lace. We can kind of see through it a little, or if you

want us to add anything. That's kind of so good. So it's like wood from the

ground. So it's the groundskeeper cut of wood. No way.

But she has your tossing bouquet.

You did make it.

Today is, without a doubt, the most happiest day of my life. Everything is

perfect.

Almost.

Deal with it.

I feel this sharp pinch, like something jabbing into my thighs.

Do you have to do it on both sides? Yeah.

They told me at the last wedding they were going to put boning in, but this is

painful. Okay, weddings are always late. Do you want to sit? Yeah.

Maybe tacos and margaritas the night before you're supposed to slip into a

-fitting wedding dress is not the best idea.

So this is the part that can't be broken. Okay. If that seems fucked, then

dress rips apart.

Look at your hair look great.

In the back?

Whoa.

I need to fix the curls are falling and it makes my head look bald. You know,

I've been a bridesmaid a lot of time and I'm in a dress. I'm kind of

uncomfortable.

But, like, if I'm in a suit, that means I'm wearing pants.

I can eat whatever the hell I want.

Dude, this shirt is so nice. Yeah, it is.

You know what's so bad? Don't do that.

No, Schwartz is my best friend.

I love him like a brother.

And being here today, being a part of this beautiful wedding, there's so much

love in there.

You look amazing.

Thanks for having me. Thanks for helping my brothers. You saved my ass.

It's a big day.

You ready? Really?

This is it.

Last stop, Tom.

One vagina for the rest of your life.

But all joking aside, to finally be at this moment, I'm just really excited.

really glad everything came together and they're getting married.

Did you bring a funnel? I'll funnel a beer later.

All right. By the way, you do look the best I've ever seen you. Thank you, man.

I appreciate that.

You want a shot or something? You okay? No, I'm good on booze. All right, dude.

Love you guys.

Love you, boys. All right.

I'm going to cry a lot.

See you guys.

I don't need to have the rings yet, do I? Who the fuck asked about that?

I feel like it's the moment.

Pretty good.

Everybody ready?

You guys.

You look gorgeous. I just got it.

Katie looks so beautiful in her dress. It brings back memories for me. I'm so

excited to have her be a part of the Wives Club because as of right now in

group, there's only one member and that's me.

Okay, who's going to catch the bouquet tonight? Not that one. All your dreams

are coming true today, Katie.

Coming up. All right, Katie.

I'm lining everyone up. Okay, come on, we're ready.

Oh, my God. Let's do this.

Oh, my God.

You guys have 15

minutes. 15 minutes till ceremony?

I'm gonna fall apart.

I can't remember anything before.

I'm shooting in the dark.

I'm crashing through another stained glass door. And

when it rains, it pours and

drowns my dreams.

So just sit back.

Dad, what's up?

Hey, oh my God, I'm in the wedding day whirlwind. It's like, it's missing his

view.

I can't even think straight, Dad. Anyway, the important thing is I love

much, and I miss the shit out of you, and I can't wait to come home.

Okay, all right, bye, Dad. All right, I love you.

Why don't you shake your dress up, sweetie? Oh, yeah. Walking through the

trails. Yeah.

Hey, Tom, we're ready.

Let's do this. I got some pep in my stuff.

Dirt went inside my dress a little bit. How did it get inside there?

Krypton, you're being remarkably helpful.

Have you got any in your drawers, darling? No.

Wow. Damn.

Are you?

Can I give a full VIP status?

All right, Katie.

I'm lining everyone up. There are no words.

Being in the woods, in my dress, with all of our friends and family, about to

walk down the aisle at married time, there are...

No words.

I know how to pull off a suit, but damn, Ariana looks good.

I think she might have wore it better.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're going to make me cry.

Let's try not to cry just yet.

You look good.

I can't do that.

You're doing okay.

Thank you.

We did it.

Oh, puppies.

Please stand.

I almost want to slow it down and pause it and just savor the moment because

it's absolutely perfect.

Next time on the season finale of Vanderpump Rules.

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

We've taken on another premises.

A bar always needs a pace.

What?

Can we get married at some point?

Oh, my God.

There's a lot of things that I found out recently about Shay.

Listen, you're young enough to judge again.

The way you treat me, how a lot of people treat me. They're taking care of

How? Financially? Because that's about it. So you're not on drugs?

Divorces aren't easy, but it has to be that way.

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