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Previously on Vanderpump Rules.

This is so exciting.

New Orleans it is. Brad's mate.

It's hard getting on the same page with him. When you say things and they hurt,

or you text each other things, that's somewhat safe.

I'll start crying when I talk about this.

It felt abrasive to just look at me and be like, I don't give a f*** about you.

I don't know what to tell you.

Maybe if you'll just get involved and go to the little church like I've been

trying to get you to then.

I do. Maybe I do need Jesus.

God's face needs something.

It's my first live performance tomorrow where I'm on the stage rapping.

This one's called Get Loose.

Maybe. I would never have liked to be here. Look at you. You're disgusting.

You're disgusting.

Look at this. I know, it's healthy fat.

Some don't have names, so it's going to be a surprise.

Katie got these very beautiful, very expensive invitations.

They better not be more than $5 a piece.

They're like $18 a piece. What?

But she forgot to put a line for people to put their name on the RSVP, so we

don't really know who's coming to our wedding.

Is that another anonymous? It is anonymous, except rather than checking

they drew a penis where the yes goes. It's got to be Jax or Tom.

Let me see. I can tell by the penis. I'm not even kidding. Tom always has, like,

pointy balls, so I know it's his.

Me, personally, I like the really long shafts and the eeny, teeny little balls.

That's my signature.

I think that's a Tom.

Hey, Dodie.

Hi. Hi, Dodie. Welcome to the party.

Tell me, tell me some, dish me some dirty deets about...

He's a club thing. Tom gave me like an abbreviated version.

Oh, I don't know. I mean, I went there to eat popcorn and watch fireworks.

That was my number one thing.

Sheena had texted me last night and Sheena got like mad at me because I

like, tell me more. I was kind of like, but why? You have bigger fish to fry. I

feel like that was like her and Ariana being friends again and whatever that

like, he's definitely been distancing her.

You guys got to hash that out before we go to New Orleans, all right? Well, I

also hope that Ariana can get her figure out, too, because... She will.

I don't know, like, you probably heard about the paint and zip thing.

No, if someone can't come and hang out with everyone and get along with

everyone, then they don't need to come.

Before we all go on this bachelor -bachelorette trip together, there are

people in this wedding party that need to start falling in line.

First being Sheena, and then right underneath, Ariana.

Stassi's feelings mean more to me than anyone. I know. So maybe she can find it

in her heart to apologize to Stassi for being a bitch.

How is Tom?

He was like delirious. I'm doing a photo shoot. I haven't modeled in so many

years. I forgot what to do because I haven't eaten.

Don't feed the model. That's the rule.

For 30 years, I've despised models.

So it's kind of hard to reconcile the fact that I'm now feeding a male model.

got a photo shoot coming up. Yeah. And it looks like T -Sandy's coming out of

retirement. He should be doing his photo shoot pretty soon here.

So last night, that was fun.

Oh, my God. That was interesting.

Oh, I was so angered last night.

But the thing was, nothing went down until she

started it. That is not true.

Hello. Hello.

Hi.

What's going on?

We were just talking about DJ James.

Why are you talking about him?

James booked another job, and he invited Tom and I to come. Well, that's a good

thing. Yeah, it's great. But then a lot of other people came for maybe not

benevolent reasons.

Who went? This guy.

I was trying to give James the benefit of the doubt and listen to DJ James.

I love trans music.

I let James go.

So he could go off and rebuild himself.

And suddenly to have Jax and Sheena trailing around town looking for trouble

not what I had in mind.

Okay, how about Jax, we just admit we were wrong for going, it was mean, we

shouldn't have done it, and we're sorry. Of course it's wrong and it's mean, but

I'm going to do it anyway. I just, I don't like him.

This guy's a really good photographer.

L .A. models set this up.

I've got to get some good pictures, motivate them to sign me, and then that

I can get my ass out there and start working.

One like this for an agency?

It's been a long time.

I'm looking at getting back into modeling. So I've been talking to one of

top agencies in L .A., and they're actually really interested in signing

before that happens, they just want to make sure that I still have what it

takes. Like me.

Hey, is this Joe Simpson?

Yeah. Jessica Simpson. Wow.

Hello! Hi!

How are you? Nice to meet you, man. Nice to meet you, Tom.

Come in.

You know, it's a bachelor pad, so make yourself at home. I remember being in

college, sitting on my couch, watching Newlyweds, watching Joe Simpson on TV,

and now Tom hits me up and he's like, I'm going to shoot with Joe Simpson.

Maybe, like, Jessica will pop out.

Did you have fun painting the other night?

Yeah. You did?

Yeah. It got awkward towards the end.

I'll give you that.

Katie was really fired up too now because she gets defensive over Stassi.

She's like, if she's going to act like that, I don't want her coming to the

bachelor party or the wedding. I don't like that. I'm like, dude, get the fuck

out of here, man.

Ariana is not a combative person.

Stassi, Kristen, Katie, all these people have proven to be a combative person.

I have an opinion about this, and I don't want this to continue.

This is not coming to New Orleans. The boys are going to be separating. The

girls are going to be separating.

So if y 'all can't get along, I don't know.

She will continue to get along with everyone until they try and tell her who

can and can't be friends with.

Listen, I'm Team Katie for the next month and hopefully the rest of our

But for the next month, unequivocally, it'll be fine. I'll talk to her. I'll

tell her to maybe be a little bit more polite. Okay, cool. Anyway, dude.

Let's shoot. Let's do it. Let's do it.

All right, my man.

Welcome to my art space.

Okay, so girls, we got boobs and we got all kinds of other stuff. Guys, we got

stomach in, dick out.

All right.

I won't look. Do it. Look at me. Watch me. I want you to. Tell me if you see

something cool or weird.

I gotta say, as good as Tom looks, hair's blowing in almost slow motion,

some smoldering bedroom eyes. Like, I don't envy him right now, you know? I

like I was always better at just... Wearing a suit and doing, like, jump

That's good.

That's hot. That's right.

There are people that believe when you get your photo taken that that photo is

taking a part of your soul.

Yeah, that's hot. Reach into the camera like you're going to kiss the wind.

That's hot.

But when I get my photo taken, I feel like it's giving my soul light.

Why do you get light, Brent?

Thank you, my man. Thank you, too. I appreciate it, man. Thank you.

Stay outside?

Yeah.

You look so pretty.

Thanks, baby.

You look beautiful.

Can I get you started on drinks right away, or do you guys need a few minutes?

Can we just get two ice waters with lemon, guitar, and... Sure.

Can you give me the glasses for a nap last night?

Of course.

That fucking psycho, Gigi. What did she say to you?

She was just talking about how I'm an idiot for thinking that you could be

to me and that I'm just dumb for dating you, basically.

I'm just trying to understand, like...

How they even had the opportunity to, like, take your clothes and take

of you. Babe, I was an idiot. I mean, I honestly trusted them too much, you

know. She could have gotten to the side of my bed and taken five of these photos

and just gotten out.

I mean, with the amount of whiskey and old fashions that I was drinking, I

wasn't exactly coherent of everything that was happening in my house.

You know, it's hard not to...

have that little bit of doubt that, are you faithful to me? Yes, I'm faithful

to you.

Honestly, if Raquel was to leave me at this point, I mean, like, first my dad,

then Lisa and Sir, and then my girlfriend, it's like, I'm honestly

left with nothing by the end of this summer.

When I am in Sonoma, like, I don't know if you're, like, able to stay loyal to

me, like, while.

I'm away.

I mean, I'm telling you that I can be.

That doesn't really make me feel very reassured.

You gotta trust me.

That's all I can offer.

Coming up.

You guys keep giving up. I still have all the same feelings, but I can't keep

doing this to myself.

Happy Sunday. Thank you.

Happy Sunday.

I kind of acted like a dick last week.

Why don't I sit here and tell your mother what I've done for you since

been here? Sitting on the couch for a year while I take care of you.

Brittany's mom is kind of asking a favor to me to attend church with Brittany,

and I feel like I kind of owe it to her.

You can sit right up here in the front.

I changed a lot for Jax, and him going to church is a small change that he can

make for me.

You look very handsome. Flat screen TVs in church.

Yeah. Okay, nice.

It's been a long time since I've been to church. I guess things have changed.

I grew up going to church. I was raised Catholic.

I used to have to do plays when I was younger.

Christmas Eve every year. They always gave me the same part because I never

memorized my lines.

What if I loved this so much and I became the director?

That would be nice.

I only had to say, I bring you frankincense.

What the hell is frankincense?

Each week we celebrate one of the underlying emotions, and this week we're

celebrating anger.

I don't know of no more powerful or prophetic tool than for us to take

and accountability for those times when we've projected our anger at others.

We have the power to go the first step and say, I screwed up.

How funny is it that the message is about anger? I mean, this is the perfect

message for Jack. But you know what?

If your heart is truly open and you're willing to go there and build the bridge

and say, you know what? You matter so much to me.

I'm going to say I'm sorry because you matter.

No.

Take what you found and you've heard here out into that world.

May God bless us.

Amen.

Thanks for coming with me.

You're very welcome. You know, it does mean a lot to me that you did this.

Hopefully, me going to church is enough to get Brittany and her mom back on Team

Jack. Off my back and back in that kitchen where she belongs.

I'm kidding.

We can chalk it off the list of things we did. Yeah. Tell your mom we went.

tell mom we came. I'll tell her it's different than back home, but it was

a great experience. Yeah, I mean, everything in California is different

back home. Yeah, it was fun, and I'm glad we came. For sure.

Chef Stassi is going to make everything better. Seriously, this is a good meal.

I would like to have this meal. I was really looking forward to my surgery

because I knew that you would have to, like, really pull it out and take care

me.

And I knew that you were going to have to come up with something to cook.

I came up to Lake Arrowhead because my mom just had a hysterectomy. Are you

ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

Two different types of toast and then a big scoop of cookie dough.

Raw cookie dough.

One should never underestimate the healing powers of raw cookie dough.

So nice of you to come.

I've gotten really close to Dana Stassi's mom, so of course I want to be

for her.

I know Stassi is upset about the breakup, and I want to be a support this

Do you have advice for Stassi now that she's newly single?

She can... I've already talked to her, like, 10 billion times. You should know

by now.

This is the thing, Nikolai. We've both fought for this for three years. That's

really long time to, like, be fighting for that.

Here's the biggie.

You have your friends, but Patrick is actually alone right now.

Okay? He has no one helping him.

Wait, what? I mean, I want to talk to him.

Nikolai and Patrick were very close. I introduced my little brother to

and then I just took him from him.

So I feel very guilty.

It's a situation that I can't, it's so hard for me to articulate, because I

don't hate him. I know. I have all the same feelings, but I can't keep doing

this to myself.

I want to be able to, like, be in a steady situation, and he deserves to be

steady situation, too. You guys keep giving up. Nikolai, I know you love

Patrick, and I love that you do, but, like, I really do need to be alone for a

little while. I need to be alone.

I need you to just,

like, be supportive, because I feel like I'm losing it.

Life's tough, man.

Especially when you're 20.

I love you.

Hi. Welcome.

How can I help you today?

I'm definitely going to do a London fall.

And for you?

I'll definitely do that London Frog as well, please.

We'll bring that to you.

Thanks. Thanks.

I'm not going to lie and say it's easy being a DJ around L .A. and being sober

at the same time, because it's not.

I think this is going to be a really good new stage in my life, a new road to

walk down.

What do you got going on for the rest of the day?

Peter asked me to do a small little thing in the short that he's doing that

wants to sell and get made into a feature film.

And it's kind of sci -fi or whatever. That's going to be fun, though. Like,

you're doing what you love.

I'm in L .A. for a reason, trying to make a name for myself.

Whether it's acting, music, modeling, I've got to be hustling at all times

because if not, I might as well be back in St. Louis bartending at Ballpark

Village. You were pretty worked up the other night, which rightly so, man.

Honestly, I find it flattering in another sense that Gigi just wants to

so clear that I hooked up with her before. I mean, I never even...

I mean, never even like slightly hooked up with the guy. James, if you want me

to be completely honest with you. Sure. It seems like it really did happen.

And I'm not trying to like grow you. I'm just trying to help you out. Well,

that's what you're doing right now.

Come on, dude.

I wasn't there to actually see penetration, but I don't feel like I

It does almost at this point sound easier to admit it, but I can't admit

something that didn't happen.

Coming up.

Schwartz told me that Katie said something along the lines of, well, if

going to act like that, what would I have her come on the bachelor party or

the wedding?

I do this with my eyes closed.

It's going to be Tom up right now? Yeah, and we have his shots in front of the

green screen right now.

Sounds good.

Hey, hey!

Hey, how's it going, man?

Man of the hour.

I am producing an eight -minute short film called The Riven.

Kind of like Star Wars meets Halo. It's going to be amazing.

It's going to be eight minutes long so we can get a bigger budget for a bigger

feature film. That's what we're looking to do. Yeah, man.

$100 million project.

So I'm curious, is this after there was a battle or something?

Yeah. Basically, my ship got attacked.

James' ship got attacked. You're actually going to rescue him right now.

finally was able to send a message to you, and you're there to get him. And

you guys are getting embarked. I just got his message.

Right. All right.

So, dude, I mean, let's get you into the armor, and we'll give you the last

looks, and we'll put you in front of the green screen ready to go, man. All

right, cool. Don't get. I'll do it.

Hello.

Hey.

In the entertainment industry, it's a really good thing to sort of be in these

smaller projects while people are on their way up.

All right.

Let's go for it, guys.

Roll one.

Team 90, take one.

Commander, we received your transmission.

We dispatched strike units to your location.

Glad to have you still with us.

Back to one. No worries, man. Take two.

Commander, we received your transmission.

Commander, we received your transmission. We dispatched strike units

position. Strike pods.

We've dispatched strike pods to your position.

Glad to still have you with us.

Doc, I'll cancel that order and ready me a ship.

Yes, Captain.

Uh, Tom.

Yeah. You keep on saying at the end, yes, Captain. Say yes, Command.

Oh, yes, Captain.

Uh, yes, Commander, at the end. Ah!

It's all good, man.

Should've had stronger coffee.

Commander, we received... Commander, we received your transmission.

You got this.

Commander, we received your transmission.

We've dispatched strike pods to your position.

Glad to still have you with us.

Dude, that one was great, man. Ladies and gentlemen, that is a wrap on Tom.

Yeah, that's a wrap, guys.

Woo!

I mean, who knows?

Maybe Peter could become the next James Cameron and I could be the next Avatar.

Maybe.

I think the photo shoot with Joe the other day went really good.

I know, I want to see more of your pictures.

I was talking to Schwartz while I was there. You know, him and Katie were a

little worried about the way things went at the art night.

Okay. I mean, I'll let them be worried, but I don't think they have anything to

worry about. Schwartz told me that Katie said something along the lines of,

well, if Ariana's going to act like that, what would I have her come on the

bachelor party or even the wedding?

She's not going to get an apology from me because it will be fake. If I were

you, though, I would just try to not be so blunt.

I'm not much of a sugarcoater.

Hello. I'm a total slob, but come in. Hey.

The girls are looking lovely.

What do I owe this visit?

Oh, I'm glad you're home.

I came to steal things.

Yeah. What do you want?

Sangria, if you have it.

I'd go.

Actually, I might have some.

I might have some. I'm hosting this thing tomorrow.

What are you doing exactly?

Bar day.

Don't take it all.

Just leave one bottle. Four bottles maybe? How many are you?

Eight. So you'll only need 16 bottles then.

Yes, background.

So tell me about the party exactly.

Oh, well, this is sort of my bridal shower gift to Katie.

Pandora is a bit of a chip off the old block. She absolutely loves

I hope Stassi and Crispin don't go over there and screw it up. Well, I hope it

all goes accordingly.

No, I actually haven't thought about that. Oh, I've thought about it. Why?

Just Katie's attitude, man. She's just been like...

What do you mean?

Sit down. I just feel like she's been getting mad at me for every little

You have to give somebody a bit of the benefit of the doubt when they're a

bride. You don't just get to be a raging bitch all the time.

I feel like during the summer of my wedding, I...

Was a very calm bride.

Kristen, don't start with me. Seriously, Kristen, don't start.

I'm getting married next week. No, no, no, no, no. Have her stop and start

When I say ready, that means go.

The power of everything being all about Katie. I think she's taking a little too

extreme because she just feels like she can do whatever, say whatever, and have

absolutely no consequences.

She's gonna remember.

Like, all these defining moments. You know, her bachelorette party, her

shower, this spa day.

And if there's a problem, you know, at any of these events, and you're in the

middle of it, it's going to hold you responsible.

I'm surprised that Katie's picking on Sheena, because Sheena's been really

a good friend to Katie.

It seems to me that whenever Starseed's back in the mix, the whole balance

changes, and Sheena's going to feel the brunt of it. I know you'll make

everything lovely, and give them lots of it!

Maybe not too much. That was a good idea.

Hey.

Hey.

Somebody order a groom? Yeah. Right here.

Does anybody want anything to drink? Oh, yeah. I'll do a Miller Lite.

I'll do a Coors Light. I'm going to do.

vodka soda with lemon do you guys want to do around the shop sure so

yeah it looks like uh new orleans baby i think it's a really

sideways wig haha we're talking like dude

i'm out that guy later

I always thought it'd be fun to go full drag with Jack, Tom, and the guys and

just hit the streets and get utterly wasted like we usually do, except, you

know, dressed as women.

What guy hasn't looked in the mirror and thought to himself, I wonder if I could

be a hot chick?

You've done it.

You've done it.

I think the better we look.

the better it's going to be. Do you shave your armpits? Yes.

Okay. I'm going to wear, I'm going to wear like, Oh my God. You can be like a

suicide girl style.

Yeah.

You're like the punk suicide girl. I want to be the suicide punk girl.

I'm willing to dress as a transvestite.

Yes.

Transvestite. I'm willing to dress as a transvestite for one night because it's

Tom's special party.

But I tell you what, I'm not shaving my beard. So I'm going to be one ugly

woman. I'm going to look up suicide girls tonight, maybe click some notes.

Hopefully my girlfriend doesn't see me doing this.

Every time we do something kind of remotely... Oh, yeah.

Homoerotic. Homoerotic. What do we do even remotely in Homoerotic?

Says this guy.

Candy.

Just like old times, minus the penetration.

Okay, so next order of business.

We do have some unpleasant things to address.

Why? So ever since, like, the paint situation, Kosti got, like, really

And I gotta say, I thought you were a little harsh on her.

Now it's, like, escalating, and now the girls are thinking that you don't want

to be there in the first place.

I... I'm not going to go up to Stassi and say that I owe you an apology.

Because I do not believe that I do. But what I will do is come to an

understanding with her. Try to be cool.

By the end of tomorrow, it'll be like me and Stassi making out. She's single

now. That would be awesome.

You guys got two.

And often that's a party. For the hottest group of girls I've ever seen.

Ended not tucking our wieners between our butt cheeks unless I will, though.

I'll go there.

Coming up. We're wondering if you had any extra gowns or clothes.

This is Jacqueline Taylor.

I even quite fancy you myself.

Hey, will you help me put knives and forks on the table? Yeah.

Thank you.

I was honestly going to do it just, you know, us four, but Katie said she wanted

everybody in it. I was actually surprised that you're letting them into

home.

We'll see how they behave.

All of you. Hello.

Welcome.

Holy crap.

This is incredible.

Oh, my God.

Would you like some sangria?

I would love some.

This is so cute.

Wait until you see the rest of the house.

Hello. Hi.

How are you?

Good. Hi.

You're cute.

Want to put your stuff inside? Sure. I want to see the house. Me too.

Yeah, come on in.

You have a piano.

Yeah. There's a piano area.

So cool. People have pianos? This is so cool.

Right? Isn't it?

Are you f***ing kidding me? Someone gets to live here? This is the outdoors.

Do you wake up happy, like, every day?

Yeah. I mean, how could you not?

Pandora's house is gold AF.

It's immaculately decorated, obviously.

I can't wait to grow up.

And then the kitchen.

This is my favorite room. This is the TV area.

Okay, come on, let's look quickly and then go have massages.

This is the gym.

Shut up.

This is our bedroom.

This is how the other half lived.

I'm just going to gift my daughter a house in Beverly Hills.

I now know.

I chose the wrong parent.

Let's go downstairs because the massage people just got here. You go first

because it's your day.

Maybe with Brittany and Kristen.

Yeah. And then the other lady coming to do hand peels. So bougie.

Hello,

sir.

Do you just want to drop it off? Somebody will be down there to sign for

minute.

Hello. Okay, thank you.

Yes?

Hello, Mr. Vanderpump.

How are you?

Oh, lordy. What are you so scruffy for?

I'm on my way to the gym.

Do you work out?

Sometimes.

Okay,

there. Actually, a couple things I need from you. First of all, I need to pick

up some money from you.

Oh, what tip?

Yeah. Well, I could probably give you that out of the loose change.

What kind of tip do you make?

Also, I have a question. I'm wondering... I'm wondering if, well,

bachelor party is coming up and we're going to have it in New Orleans. One of

his ideas that he wants to dress up, he wants the guys to dress up in drag.

It's funny, New Orleans is kind of that way.

Right. We're wondering if you had any extra, if you have any

old gowns or clothes that we could borrow.

I don't know what kind of.

employee slash boss relationship I have. I can't believe I'm even doing this.

So this just goes to show what kind of a groomsman I am. What do you want

exactly? Like a hat or something? Yeah, like a hat. Maybe you have some costume

jewelry or something.

Do I look like I have old costume jewelry?

Seriously, look at me.

I could dig deep.

I just don't actually think I can resist the temptation of missing this.

Okay. All right. Well, I'm going to be home in an hour. You can borrow just a

couple of things.

How are you? Good, how are you?

Good. Okay,

so wait, what exactly is this? It's a glycolic hand peel, very gentle.

So it's just going to make our hands look younger?

Exactly. It's going to shed a layer of skin.

Okay, so I mean, obviously we are doing joint things. We're doing a joint thing

now. You guys seem good, fine.

She's the one that doesn't like me.

So I really don't know. I'm laughing because it's funny.

And it's funny because it's true.

I just, I do think you should apologize for hurting her feelings. I don't want

her to apologize, though, if she doesn't want to. I don't understand. I just

know your feelings were very hurt. Yeah. And you were in that conversation with

me, and you know that I didn't just say that out of nowhere.

I'm not trying to be involved in, like, a group of friends that, like, can fight

like that. I never did.

And I don't understand what you're doing. Because I care about Katie.

I don't give a f*** about you.

I think what really hurts my feelings is actually just the fact that you've made

it clear, like, I'm not somebody that you like, but you don't have to make me

feel bad when we're around each other.

I can kind of hear them being like, you hurt my feelings.

Oh, really? Yeah, they're talking about it, I guess.

Stassi was crying yesterday.

Stassi doesn't need to cry now, though. I hope she knows.

Well, I just heard Stassi say, you hurt my feelings.

Well, I can try to have a more open mind.

That's really nice. Thank you. I will try to have a more open mind. And

honestly, even when we were, like, painting, all I wanted to do was have

All right. Well, then that's a good.

I just want to have fun, too. I feel like moving forward, Ariana and I are

to be fine.

We're not going to be great. We're not going to be best friends. But we're

to be fine.

And that's good enough for me. I think this was a good session, both of you.

like to see you again in one week. Look at you.

Group hug.

Bring it in.

Coming up. Then why the f*** are you friends with me if I'm fake? I have said

I'm sorry. It was taggy. It was flatless. I'm sorry.

Calm down.

No. God.

Lunch time, lunch time. Hey, I'm starved. You guys just want to help

with this? Well, cheers.

Congratulations.

Pinar, thank you so much.

Your house, goals.

We've had a good day.

Do people say super sorry?

I don't want her to say sorry today because when somebody's pressured to say

sorry, even if somebody is sorry, it's kind of like not as genuine. Yeah.

That's something that we talked about earlier.

I didn't want to force with something that I know would make myself feel

Well, Ariana said that she's agreed to be a little more open -minded when it

comes to Stassi. Do you realize that makes it sound like I'm a serial killer?

Like, what?

I just feel like when someone tells you that their feelings are hurt, it's just

a decent thing to do.

This is a once -in -a -lifetime thing for me.

It's not in my nature to be like, this is about me, this is my time, but it is.

And we've, you know, chosen and selected the people that we want to really share

in this time with us. Now everything's fine. I can't handle someone that has

sort of negativity towards someone else, running something that's supposed to be

a really amazing thing.

I tried to make things better between Stassi and Ariana, and that still wasn't

good enough for Katie. So I feel like, literally, I can't win.

I haven't been there for a lot of the, like, bridesmaid stuff.

Obviously, you mentioned to me about some things that just made me feel

uncomfortable. I've gotten angry, drunk text messages from Kristen. After the

shower, she texts me immediately and goes, so we're splitting this three

right? I'm sorry for, like, anything I've said that's out of line or, you

that it was tacky of me to keep you in the loop. I have felt you kind of, like,

become distant.

I've been trying to figure out why.

I love you, and I don't like...

When we fight and when you text me mean things and it's harsh, it's mean it's

still my truth.

I don't understand why Katie's truth is the only truth that matters.

Bullshit. You're drunk texting me all of these insults. When you drink too much,

that's the issue.

I'm tired of looking like an alcoholic, drunk, like insubordinate person.

I'm tired of that.

But Katie, you turn a different person when you drink.

That's everybody.

It's not just her. It's not just me. I don't get affected by the alcohol

changing the way I'm speaking to my friends.

She drinks, and then she's mean and aggressive and irrational and sends me

of these mean messages only when she drinks.

Like, that is so unfair. It's despicable.

I mean, it's not just me. A lot of people say it. A lot of people feel that

you're fake a lot of times.

Then why the f*** are you friends with me if I'm fake?

Don't be my friend. Tina, you're sitting there acting like you're perfect.

She's trying to apologize for anything. Really? By owning everything, I'm trying

to act like I'm perfect? I have said, I'm sorry. It was tacky. It was

I'm sorry.

Calm down.

No. What's this? God.

Oh.

I'm over this.

I don't know how I've gotten to this place. My friends are constantly

disappointed in me.

You okay?

No.

I'll be back.

All my wedding events are just painted by an asshole.

Sorry.

I can't drive any harder. I don't know what else to do. I feel like I'm going

crazy. I'm like, I'm just like at my breaking point with her. Like I can't.

Maybe that means there's some sort of underlying.

She doesn't like me.

It's just a sad, lonely place in it.

The thing is, because I am so nice, but if you cross me, if you fuck me over.

Yeah, you're scary. I will fuck you up.

I'm just going to apologize one more time. I don't think we're going to

accomplish anything today, and I don't want to ruin the rest of your day, so

going to go, and I want you guys to enjoy the rest of your day. Tina, you

have to go. Do you want me to stay?

Yes. Then can we just, like, go talk to you? Yes, we can, Tina.

I still love Tina, and I want to be her friend, but if Tina and I are going to

be in a real place in our friendship, I should be able to voice my feelings to

her. It's very frustrating.

Do you just, like, really make me feel like...

There are just so many things wrong with me that bother you that I'm just like,

then why are you my friend?

I call people out on things.

It's just like things sitting on the table. So if there are things about me

you want to say, then say them. But don't expect me not to have a response.

Okay. Don't make me cry.

Because I do love you, little thing.

I love you, too.

The second I see her show a little bit of emotion, I'm like, okay, so you do

care. So we can fix this today and move on with our friendship.

Are you coming to my pool party tomorrow?

I'm hoping I am.

Hi. Hi.

Hey. We need help. You want to try on my underwear? I know. Yes. As the queen of

accessorizing. Queen of drag.

Is that what you're going to say?

Okay. The queen of glam. I feel like you might be the person to help these guys

out. Okay.

Okay. Let's go upstairs. I haven't got long to mess about.

Look, I've never been to Lisa's closet, but since I've known her, she's always

put together head to toe, dressed to the nines. And I'm just curious.

Like, I want to see that closet.

Is it the same? Look at this.

Oh, my gosh.

Their closet's like the size of some people's homes. It was actually the size

my studio apartment, just this part. But where are you going to get the dress?

I'm going to go look around. I've got to go bra shopping.

Bra shopping?

Yeah. It's really hard to be a girl. Not only do you have to, like, pick out

handbags and shoes and all this, then you've got to put makeup on and earrings

and accessories.

It's a pain in the ass.

This will fit you. Try this on. Oh, my gosh.

Don't tell me this is the first time he's tried on a dress.

It's definitely not the first time I've tried one on.

Tom really likes shiny things.

What is it about this?

It's seriously like a kid in a candy store.

Let's have a look.

I think I have it on backwards.

I think it looks good on you.

It's not actually quite his size.

Let's present Mrs.

Jacqueline Taylor.

See how gorgeous your decolletage is? Yeah,

I never heard of this Givenchy guy.

Givenchy. Give me that. No, that's mine.

Oh, man.

I only wear Givenchy. If the guys are going to be women, then they're going to

need to step it up. You need something like these glasses.

Don't worry, I won't take them. This is the kind of gift that black males are

made of.

Oh, yeah.

You are fierce.

Oh, Tom, look at you. You've got to tease him a little bit. Yeah, you do.

Coming up.

Knock that shit off. Okay.

Knock it off right now. Can I respond?

No. I could know better than to say anything that doesn't agree with your

opinion.

Can we get some cotton vinegar french fries?

I want, like, some tequila. On the raw, just a little lime would be good. We'll

get you some water as well. Yes, please. Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.

I love your enthusiasm, but I'm a little nervous and a little sad that you're

wearing this already.

This is gorgeous.

Should I get this?

Yes. Okay, I'm getting it. I gotta say, I like it.

Daddy likes it.

I'll never refer to myself as daddy again. I'm sorry. Please make me a

that you're not going to be like, oh, this is making me nervous and take it

If there's hot chicks around, I'm going to take it off. No, don't ever. No, you

can't. Okay.

How was Pandora?

How was the dynamic with you and the girls?

Because Ariana was like...

She understands the bigger picture, and maybe, like, she was a little cold. But

also, you guys admit stuff from the story, too. Like, you guys don't tell

whole story.

It's hard for you to be objective. I was there. You let your emotions cloud your

judgment. You were not. It was my bridal shower. I'm not defending you, Ariana.

I'm just saying.

It was my f***ing day.

I was there. You were not. I'm not listening.

I'm not defending.

I'm not defending.

This is my f***ing day.

Tom is enragingly charming. Everyone thinks that he is just Mr.

Adorable and he's so sweet. But right now, I'm not interested in dating Mr.

Adorable. I'm interested in dating Mr. Good Fiance.

Let me guess, I'm not having your back again.

For the last six years, I have been my one and only support system.

Are you drunk?

Thank you.

I've been working myself to the bone.

Everything for this wedding.

I did not ask Ariana to be a prize winner for any reason.

She is a self -entitled, elitist, like, stuck -up

person.

Super cool, but I'm the one with the problem.

I'm not okay with that. Sorry.

Knock that shit off. Okay.

Knock it off right now. Am I wrong?

No. I should know better than to say anything that doesn't agree with your

opinion.

Alright. I can't tell you anything.

I can't tell you a damn thing.

You done?

Yep.

I cannot believe you're doing this to me right now.

You definitely drank today.

Thank you.

All right, you too.

Next time on Vanderpump News.

She's back. I have limits.

And when I reach those limits, I will explode.

Do you not realize we're leaving for the basketball party in two days?

This is not good.

I want to thank you guys for giving me this opportunity tonight.

I promise you, you let me down, I will personally kick your ass.

Okay.

Hi. Do we have to earn them?

I'll show them.

It's Hurricane Tomcat.

For Katie!

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