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Previously on Vanderpump Rules... I'm taking care of you guys tonight.

Would love it if you guys would be my groomsmen.

What is that? What is that thing in the butt cheek in the middle? It's your

steak, motherfucker.

What the...

I'm also sitting here with someone pretending that they haven't had a

boyfriend. I don't have a married boyfriend. You bought the Range Rover

that. Of course I can afford a Range Rover.

How are you through the headlock?

My head's doing okay.

Still on. Are you fired yet? I haven't spoken to Lisa about that. I have to

to her tonight if she comes in.

If I catch you drinking, doing whatever you're doing, if you do any of that,

we're done.

I saw you talking to Lala. And I was, like, completely taken out of contact.

was very unexpected.

And I'm not going to talk to her. It just looks like my friends are

my decisions.

Why don't people have hooks for purses? Under the table?

Yeah. You better invent that and sell it to everybody.

It exists. Like millions of dollars.

My little baby brother Jeremy has moved in with Tom and I.

Dude, whatever you want to wear today of mine. I know you don't have a lot of

your clothes here yet.

Yeah. Before Jeremy started staying with us, I would say Tom and I were having

sex probably three times a week.

Now, it's more like maybe once every other week.

So, I mean, I guess that's different.

Is that Lala's Range Rover?

What? Yeah.

Dude, that thing's sick.

Hey.

What's up, girl?

Hi, guys.

Hey. How is everybody?

Great. How are you?

You know, I'm feeling so fresh and so clean today. I say the same shit to

in the mirror every morning.

I'm not driving.

Maybe I should be. Maybe no one would question me. You need like another car.

You need a burner car.

The people at Sir asked me about my car and how that was paid for, but I don't

owe any of these people any explanation.

I'm sucking dick for a lot more than Range Rovers, honey.

All right. How are you doing today? Good. How are you? I want to be comatose

after this.

You want to start with the buffalo chicken? You want to start with the

chicken cheese fries? Of course. No problem.

I think I'm going to do some pepperoni fries.

All right. I'll be back.

What did you guys do last night?

I went to James's and we just like had champs and I got his apartment not so

mannish because his girlfriend Raquel comes in today.

Have you met her?

She's 21.

But she's a pageant girl, so I know that she wants to like be a goody two

-shoes. So Raquel's going to stay.

in the living room with the sheet wall.

So you would understand my concern.

I'm not gonna bump pee -pees with my man behind a screen.

This is my sleeping area, my bed, my Union Jack.

Go in the bathroom and turn on the sink.

It's too small, there's no way.

You can do it in the airplane, you can do it in that bathroom.

Who does it in the airplane?

I've done it before.

Like a regular commercial plane?

Yeah.

Gangster. Gangster.

Right? You think Raquel will keep him in line?

I mean, I hope so.

I mean, I know Lisa would probably love to give him, like, literally a million

chances, but... She can only do so much before it starts to look bad on her.

I mean, Lisa has a reputation she has to maintain, and James is testing that

boundary. I think he has one chance left.

You need to be really careful.

Perfect.

I've met this girl that I'm completely in love with. Her name's Raquel and I

her at Pumps on New Year's Eve while I was DJing. I played a little Beyonce and

I wound up with a girlfriend.

You just slide it off with your thumb.

I gave you the princess glass because my other one broke.

I'm so sorry you're home for the summer.

We've been seeing each other long distance.

She's doing her senior year in school right now up in Sonoma but she's here

the summer staying with her parents. It's going to be a good one.

So when is your next project?

The end of June.

I'm going to be there.

Rochelle's a beauty pageant girl, and she works with special needs kids as

as opposed to Kristen, who basically is a special needs kid.

So how are you doing?

So work's been good for me, you know, apart from that one slip -up. Yeah, what

happened? This guy came in and, you know, kind of slowed the night down by

putting me in a headlock.

I didn't retaliate or anything.

There are a lot of people that...

I just feel like

people are jealous. Like, I say that once, I say it again. Like, people see

in, like, some kind of other limelight.

You know, I'm not serving fried chicken. And they don't, they hate that. Yeah,

but you're pursuing your dream. And if that's upsetting people, just try to

brush it off.

You're just so, like, perfect.

Babe, you're perfect.

Oh, no, no.

Just for reference.

I like that.

I'm going to be a little meh tomorrow, so if you guys want to come over in the

afternoon. Well, I'm already coming over to take care of your sobbing ass. Then

I'll come over and make fun of you.

I'm getting veneers put in tomorrow because I like to assume that guys still

look at me.

It's like I'm so vain that I would like to think that I still have it. That will

be a source of comic relief.

That sounds good. Yeah, I'm going to hate you.

So Carter and I went over to Tina's parents yesterday and we were hanging

sunshine. She started getting upset and she was like, the other night he was

drunk and she hurt me. And I go, but I think you've hurt her feelings. What

happened to her?

When I try to have a critical conversation with Sheena, I'm just

like, support. I don't need to be, like, corrected.

Keep saying that I said something I didn't say.

She becomes so defensive.

It's, like, not fair.

But don't come to me and say, well, her, and then to Lala, you're going to be,

like, cool with it. That's an issue.

Oh, that's a huge issue. It's a loyalty thing. Yeah.

Are we busy? Yeah, there's a party in the garden.

Okay. Okie doke.

Sounds good.

Roll up, city.

Here you go.

Are you and Katie okay now?

Um, I mean, you know, when Katie's drunk, she's irrational.

She accused me, like, four times of saying something I absolutely did not

It'll pass.

Yeah.

Hey, guys. Hi.

Is there a big party happening in here tonight? Yeah, in the garden. Okay, are

you working that? It's probably one of the closers.

Okay, are you going to be working in there? I'm on restaurant side.

Okay. Are you liking it?

Yeah. Yeah?

So far, it's been fine. But you've been a waitress before, right? Yeah.

So how was everybody's weekend?

Did you guys have to work or did you get to have fun?

I'm like really not trying to be a bitch. It's just like Katie is one of my

friends. I'm happy to say hello to you and be professional. I just like the

conversation. It just makes me uncomfortable.

But I hope you had a fun weekend. Thank you.

The last time Katie saw Lala and I in the same room, I got the full on wrath

Tequila Katie.

So I don't want anyone to see Lala trying to talk to me. Then that's going

get back to Katie, and I don't want to hear it. I got a marble trash can, and

now it's too heavy for me to empty the trash. Okay, well, then start working

out.

What's up?

Sheena, she texted me from work. I'm at work opening with Britt, and Lala is

here. She came up all nice and tried to talk to us, and I interrupted her and

said, not trying to be a bitch, but we aren't friends. Katie is my friend. You

talking to me makes me really uncomfortable.

Obviously, I'm very proud of Sheena for finally telling Lala off.

But you should have done that from the beginning. You know what I mean?

So, cool, Sheena. Welcome back to our group of friends.

Don't f*** it up. Step in the positive direction.

that she did this today. I agree, and I'm so proud of her, but this is going

be something that keeps coming up, just like the way she acts.

Well, I think that if we can just all get together and just have like a

conversation, and at the end of it, we're on the same page about everything.

The quicker we can all move on from this, that would be better.

Here's a cocktail menu.

Hi, Dolly.

How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good.

How well do you know the wine is?

I know it okay. I'm still studying it. Well, hurry up.

I am. Just getting caught up on everything.

Hey. How are you?

Good. How are you?

How long are we going to tolerate that?

What? James Kennedy.

Oh, okay. Don't tell me. He's been okay, right?

Really? Why? What's he doing now?

Coming in here drunk.

Like him, like, screaming and yelling, disconnecting the music, leaving the

entire venue without music. That's no good. How can I have that?

I have made it exceedingly clear to James that if he's ever intoxicated at

that will be the end of his tenure.

So if I can actually get definitive evidence that James has been drinking on

job, then that's the only excuse I need.

Like, I don't want...

him to be like acting like this and feels like he's so entitled and do you

he's kind of acted entitled lately yeah like three months i seriously do not

like this person all right i know you'll take care of it thanks of course

coming up how many times have we had those falling out you've told me you're

happy you don't want to be with me like i just sometimes i wonder if there's

like a nugget of truth to that after he dropped a bomb on me

Hey, is this Dr. Engler's office?

Hey,

this is Tom Schwartz. I was just calling to let Dr.

Engler know that I'm going to be like 10 minutes late for my appointment.

I've been having a little premarital heebie -jeebies. You sure you want to do

that? I'd be lying if I said I haven't had doubts.

There's just some things, like some deep -rooted things that I'm still kind of

dealing with and sorting out in my head that I feel like I should go to a

professional.

Hey, Dr. England. Great to see you again.

How you doing, Doc?

Have a seat.

Good to see you. Good to see you, too. Thanks for seeing me on short notice.

Yes.

Well, I'm getting married.

It's becoming real now.

You know, it's hard. It's like I feel bad. I feel like I'm going behind

her back and talking about my soon -to -be wife, you know? Right. I didn't tell

Katie about going to therapy because there's so many...

different ways to upset her. And I am a little scared of what she's capable of

when she loses control and fully goes over to the dark side.

She always is telling me still, like, she feels like I don't have her back.

She seems to always be in an argument or talking trash about someone.

And if I try to call her on it, I get accused of being self -righteous or an

asshole, and I'm pretty callous. I'm just like, don't.

Who put me through this again. Right. For the hundredth time. Which probably

escalates her. Oh, my God. It makes it so much worse.

Yeah. Yeah. It's our long history of having. I mean, there's been so many of

these falling out. You know, these are chronic. And alcohol is always the

catalyst. That's a Tom Schwartz interpretation of things. No, no, no,

Tom Schwartz is reasonable and diplomatic.

My own boyfriend is making up for the whore in there.

He is drunk. Yes. It is your fault.

I don't feel like I've ever really been able to articulate clearly or express to

her just how much I die inside when she goes to the dark side. Right. It kills

the swerve.

Your homework assignment is to go home tonight and have your check -in

conversation with Katie.

Check -in. And say, actually, I want to understand your rage.

I want to understand what makes you feel unsafe in a relationship, you know? Can

you come with me? I almost wish I could give Katie, like, some sort of ultimatum

like she gave me, you know? Either this behavior stops or we're not getting

married.

But I don't have the balls to do that.

I cannot keep doing this, you know? Okay. So I'm just going to ask you the

question. Okay, yeah. Okay?

Are you really ready to make the commitment given all of the feelings

expressed today?

I mean, I do have moments of doubt for sure. Okay. Like it does flounder. Are

you sure you want to get married this summer?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I know you feel stuck in this and you're not stuck like this at all.

How are you? I'm good. How was your weekend?

It was pretty good.

Okay, so we've got a party in the garden tonight.

Yeah, that's exciting.

Maybe an overflow, so you help the lounge bar. Yeah, I'll be in there for

Yeah. Can I just give you a heads up before you walk into that room over

Because I think Sheena and Lala went at it.

Do I really need to hear this? This is our workplace. I don't want fighting

going on. Do you want fighting going on? You love fighting going on. You live

for fighting going on. I'm trying to be a better person here. I'm trying to

like... It doesn't even exist.

It doesn't exist.

Well, here she is. She can explain to you.

Explain what? Explain what happened in there with Lala coming in. Before she

walks in... Brittany and I are doing our roll -up, and then Lala walks up and

was like, Hey, girls, how was your weekend?

What's wrong with that? Like nothing's ever happened.

We're not friends. I don't know.

She comes in and says, hey, girls. It's okay. I know, but Katie hates her. Oh,

Lord. I can't really get involved. Can you stop laughing? I think Kristen,

Stassi, and Katie, like, they share one brain.

And if you don't think the way they think, then you can't be part of that

Katie got mad at me because I chose to be professional and cordial. Because I'm

a forgiving person who doesn't hold grudges.

Okay, all I'm asking you to do is be civil and cordial and nice and not to

this place a hostile working environment. Absolutely, I agree. Do we

that? No, you're a sister.

There ain't no two ways about that. There will be no issues here with her

Professional, cordial, doing my job.

Go on then, go and do it.

I like how you recognize I'm relaxing right now because I need to relax.

Butter, now's not the time, man.

What's going on, boo?

I'm just doing some adult coloring, you know?

This is my un -wine time. I drink my wine, I color the book.

Yeah. Oh, you're drinking?

Are you drunk?

Well,

I mean, okay, I'm not going to lie. Like, I did have, like, some glass of

at lunch with the girls today, but...

That doesn't count.

Where have you been?

Well, I actually was with Dr.

Brandy. You were?

Yeah.

I know. How did you know about that?

I mean, I don't know. I had a lot going on in my mind.

I don't want this to be like a confrontation. I just was talking and

and I just was like, I was talking to her, and I don't think I ever fully

expressed to you how much, when you go to the dark side, it like pushes me

I mean, how many times have we had those falling out that you've told me you're

not happy, you don't want to be with me?

Like, I just sometimes I wonder if there's like a nugget of truth to that.

think I would just put down a deposit on wedding invitations if there was a

nugget of truth in something I said when I was blackout being drunk? No, but

you've said it a hundred times over the course of... It's not my fault when I

try to have a conversation and you don't fucking ever listen.

It's like being in a relationship with a... I need Tom to be a support system

I know that I'm not alone.

And you have to be self -aware and admit that. You know when you go to that dark

place, it's very tough. Yeah, you know, Tom, you've already paid me back for

that. You've already paid me back tenfold.

Lovey, you got it. First of all, take a breath. No, no, do take a breath. We're

sitting here planning a wedding. You're like, is there a mission in you that

doesn't want to marry me? And I'm like, what the?

You just dropped a bomb on me. No, I didn't drop a bomb. Yeah, you did.

This is not going how I planned it to go. No, it's not. This is supposed to be

nice, pleasant conversation.

Do I should just take it? No, you should have just taken it, but can we just

talk? You're making me feel... I'm trying to have a conversation. This is

have a conversation.

I know my therapist is good, but what she should have told me is don't bring a

knife. to a gunfight because Katie has me seriously outgunned. I'm sorry that

I'm defending myself.

You have been drinking earlier. This is what you have to say because I'm done

talking to you. No, Bubba, don't be done talking to me.

I don't want to fight.

Well, it's your fault for bringing it up.

Bubba, you seem to be focusing on when I said, is there any doubt?

There's no doubt on my side at all. I'm so excited about it. I just made it to

win it.

I'm happy and I'm excited.

Well, hey, what do you mean? Okay, let me know don't be upset

That's the last time I ever try to talk about my feelings

Coming

up they need to take an order Jack.

They need to take an order. We need to get both cosmopolitan

Are you going to clean the fish tank?

It's disgusting.

So I have to pay the bills and clean?

Only the fish tank.

Pay the bills, clean the apartment, make my own dinner.

When have you ever made your own dinner?

They don't like it when I do the fishes.

Why did you let it get so dirty? That's your one job.

Are you actually going to start paying bills?

You don't want to work? That's fine. I'll pay your bills. I'll pay

But when I come home, I like to have a sandwich.

Shut up. I choose to support my girlfriend because that's just how I was

And that being said, I expect something in return. If I was a chick, I'd be

like, man, I'll make you 25 sandwiches a day.

What time do you have to go to work?

We go in at the same time, honey.

Really? Yeah.

It's going to be a good day for you, huh?

James isn't working tonight?

Oh, I don't know.

I'm going to kill that kid.

Jax really wants to beat the shit out of James.

Now that James is... Okay.

Jax really, really, really wants to beat the shit out of James.

I think... Don't take a deep breath, Brittany.

Okay. Jax really wants to beat the shit out of James. They just have this weird

saying that's back and forth. He cannot stand him.

What is happening?

Are you at least going to shower and change your shirt?

You're working a shift.

I'm not there to impress anybody.

Will you at least change your shirt? I'll just put some deodorant on and some

cologne. Call it a day.

My orthodontist told me that I couldn't eat.

And he's like, the champagne diet.

Can I marry your doctor?

She knows like texting me and she's like you're gonna hate the grinding noise

and I'm like you were awake I was why wait, but they shot my whole mouth up.

had a horror story She knows all day every day. They may value me nitrous.

You're feeling better than anyone else right now I don't know I feel bad for

you. So after it like yes, they were they come home I want to talk to Tom and

sure enough he comes home music. So I went and saw dr. Angler the therapist

so what like was talking You say things like when you're like drunk and upset.

Everybody does. Can I have a drink without you being like, oh, you're

I'm scared of you. I'm not going to. That's insulting.

That's also hypocritical. I think that's what every man thinks, though. One of

the issues Schwartz has with Katie is that he's scared of her when she drinks

because she tends to fly off the handle. But it's like, no, this is just like

actually like human emotion and like how women are.

You don't have to knock.

No one ever has to know. I didn't know all that. It's a plate.

I brought you a liquid.

Your liquid.

It looks really good. I could explain it to you on the phone, but these will be

smaller and these will be bigger.

It just feels weird. Mine still, to this day, every day, feel different.

Because this tooth I don't actually have anymore, so I can feel the back of the

veneer, like the ridge.

I've never had any surgery, anything cut open other than my mouth. The only

thing I do is...

I shoot stuff in. I don't cut stuff apart.

Would you like some champagne?

I'm okay. Thank you, though. Okay.

Wait, okay, can... Kristen read that text. Can you... Yeah, so Lala, like,

over and she's like, Hey, guys, how was your weekend?

Agreeing to be cordial in any capacity with her, she's going to exploit that

take advantage of it. I mean, I don't see her trying to have another

conversation with me because what I'll do again is just... Walk away. I know,

but... Have a little faith in me. I'm not a fucking pushover. No, I know, but

that's what I was trying to address that night.

Kristen, Seth, and I want to arrive at a place where she understands what kind

of friend we need her to be. If she can do that, then we can be the four best

friends that ever were.

Like, I was trying so hard to not say the wrong thing or present it in a wrong

way that you would think, like, I'm attacking you or I think that, but it

like, ended up happening.

I feel like the best way to agree. I don't want you to be, like, hurt because

I'm trying to, like, confront you about, not an issue, but just something that,

like, didn't sit with me well. This is not meant to be mean. I don't want you

to, I know when people preface something like that, it sounds like it's about to

be mean, but, like, for real, I mean, I don't mean this to be mean.

You have an issue with this. And I feel like if I communicate that with you,

you're going to think that I'm coming at you. And that's not what like a real

solid friendship is like.

super sensitive it's the thing that works against you and it's the thing i

the most about you yeah because you know i was coming over to get attached but

you're not because we're sitting here telling you how much we love you i have

told these girls numerous times that i feel like it's three against one and

they're always like no no no sheena it's not like that when i'm like you guys

this is exactly what i was talking about i just had a feeling that maybe you

made it a little more like It's all good.

No, but you guys jumped way ahead. You're like, well, now, like, Ariana's

to invite you to lunch, and then Lala's going to be there. I'm like, no.

But, like, I feel like you should have, like, known better. And that's not how I

meant for it to come off, so I apologize.

See, that's all. Like, I was not, like, mad at you, but I was just like, I'm

like, I have to, like, let her know this so it doesn't, like, snowball and they

don't get frustrated.

So whenever we have an issue with each other, from here on out, you confront

each other in a constructive way, even if we're drinking.

Yeah.

Communication for the win.

I'm not allowed to do it. Okay, I'm just going to set it here and you can

pretend. You know, obviously I know that Lisa told me don't drink before work.

Hey, look at that.

Oh yeah, it's a fatty.

Mmm.

I don't feel like it's a big issue to be a little buzzy. Is it vodka?

Lemon drop.

Lemon drop.

I feel like James is getting worse. I just don't know how he gets away with

the stuff he does.

Look, I wrote down stuff for wine in case you have to ask me.

Table 16 I just got. Table 16? Yeah.

It's like the big one with six people. Oh, okay. I'll be over there. Okay. I've

been here six years. I couldn't tell you any of them. I always look at the

computer still.

Okay.

Wait, before you go over there, can I tell you about something?

Yeah. I've been, like, really nervous to work on Wednesdays lately.

Why? Because James teaches.

And in April, like the beginning of April, we hooked up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

He's been dating a girl since New Year's, I thought. I didn't know that. I

started working here in February.

And I didn't know he had a girlfriend.

But when I found out, I called it off. And I was keeping my mouth shut. I

want any drama. You told me. You told the wrong person.

Oh, everybody knows now, and I'll tell you why.

He, like, slips out on me at times.

Just at night, he got, like, crazy on everybody.

Well, he went crazy on me.

He went crazy on you? Yeah, like, calling me a whore.

Every day I hear something about this kid. Every single day. You know, Sir

to be a fun place to work. But since James started working here, Everyone's

crying. Everyone's fighting with each other.

Can't this place just go back the way it used to be?

I have been seeing you every day without protection and been inside of you. Are

you really going to do this? Yeah, I am.

You. And it's really disrespectful to Lisa.

So does his girlfriend know?

No, his girlfriend doesn't know, but that's not my... Oh, she's going to find

out. She will know now that he knows.

But that's not my goal anyway. My goal?

Yeah.

My goal to ruin a kid's life.

Coming up. They're thirsty, thirsty little girls.

I need a drink. You're earning into an asshole before my very eyes.

I got some information today.

Oh, you did?

Well, one of the hosts, she comes up to me and she's like, listen, James has

been kind of calling me names and calling me whore and all this and

attacking her because he doesn't want her to tell anybody that she got a

girlfriend. Kind of sounds like when Brittany came in town and you started

calling Lala.

I never said anything.

You said, I promise I'm going to fuck you. No, I never said that.

Maybe one of the reasons why Jack doesn't like James is because he feels

he's looking at himself ten years ago, and he doesn't like what he sees.

I think he's surpassed me in conditioning.

They got, like, nothing tonight, so I wanted to give them big parties, but

whenever they're done, I'm going to see them there.

Okay, perfect.

Are you good for just a minute? Yes. Okay.

DJ James Kennedy.

What's up, home?

Do you love my swag tonight?

I love your swag every night. So, can I ask you a solid question?

About what?

I have heard some things around here that you've been hooking up with other

chicks. No, I just want people here.

Can you tell me the truth?

With who?

Gigi. That blonde girl?

No, she has brunette hair.

I wouldn't Gigi with a ten -foot pole. I mean... I'm here driving around in

Aston Martin.

You think I'm going to jump in this Honda Civic for a quick joyride? Me and

Raquel love each other.

Come at me, any desperado bitch that wants to become someone.

Keep your voice down, hey. You don't need to say, stop with the cursing.

Nobody's talking to you. Be quiet.

You're talking to me.

You're nobody. You're nobody.

Nobody's talking to you. You're nobody.

Let's play some more Range Rovers.

Yeah. Asshole.

Gigi said you hooked up with her and you're calling her slut. DJ on, JK.

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack.

What are you doing?

What are you doing? No, you don't care.

Yes, I do.

But why? Why should a man of your age care?

A man of my age? You're working, sir. You're working.

Don't come at me and say, oh, my God, oh, yeah.

I'm going to come at you whatever I feel like coming at you. Why? I'm kicked out

of everywhere you go. You can't go a day without getting your ass kicked. You're

a rock star and you're a bartender.

A rock star? Anybody can push play on a laptop, you idiot. In Vegas? Not even

connected to anything.

They need to take an order, Jack.

They need to take an order.

We need to get more cosmopolitan.

Hump Tini!

Hi.

What up, dude?

Looking good, dude.

You look handsome.

I don't know about that man bun, but... It's not a man bun, dude.

If I get drunk enough, I'm going to spit that thing off.

What have you been up to? What'd you, uh... Dude, I don't even know what

happened yesterday.

I went to therapy. I left feeling good, and I went back home, and I wanted to

have, like, a little, like, state of the relationship address, you know what I

mean? Yeah.

Dude.

It did not go over well at all.

And I told her, I was like, that's the last time I expressed my feelings.

They're going right back down where they belong.

I really, truly don't think that Katie has any concept on how damaging

it is to Schwartz when she goes to the dark side.

Anyway, I don't want to bore you with all that shit.

I know we were joking around about it before, but I think I'm actually going

have Ariana be a groomsman.

Like, seriously.

Are you serious? Yeah. Why not? That's fucking awesome.

Katie doesn't want Ariana to be a bridesmaid for several reasons,

fact that she's friends with Lala.

What if she actually was a groomsman?

She and Lala have, like, gotten close best friends right in the middle of her

talking all this, like... Though, you know, for the moment, I'm going to avoid

telling her.

I brought her an ass steak and some mashed shrimp, you know. I mean, fair is

fair. All right.

You almost done?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

It's after this is a girl, right?

Oh, what? What?

What have you been saying about me? What have you been saying about me that I'm

not successful with you? Do you want to start a problem with me because you

hooked up with me? I didn't hook up with you.

Ever. James, you are actually a fucking psychopath.

You're being unacceptable and very rude. You're always drunk and you have no

talent. Why? That's not what you said. It's so embarrassing. What are you

talking about? That's not what I said when.

At your house? At your house? At your house?

At your house?

At your house? Sorry.

He's drunk.

Gigi? Okay.

I don't care if they f***ed or not. The only thing that I can think about is,

thank God, the rumors are being spread about somebody that is not me.

Hey. Hi, Lisa. Everything good?

Hey, Lisa.

How's it going?

It's going.

I wouldn't want a glass of rosé. Hello, hello.

Hello. How are you?

Okay. What's happening?

We might need to talk outside.

Okay, let's talk outside.

I'll be out on the terrace.

Diana saying, hey, can I talk to you is never a good thing. Come on, sit here.

Tell me.

Tell me your objective opinions.

When I came to the bar, I was just hearing the yelling.

Yelling? James screaming out of his lungs.

He's so obnoxious. The way of like clapping hands and screaming. And people

looking at that. And this is representing you.

Okay, let me see what's going on.

You want to talk to him? Oh yeah, send him out.

I'll be right back.

Sometimes I walk in and everything's absolutely copacetic. And then other

I walk in and James is being an asshole.

This is one of those nights.

Hi. What on earth is going on with you? Nothing.

Nothing? Nothing at all.

No raised voices?

Nope. James?

What?

It's petty drama that these bitches... Don't talk like that. Why?

You don't even understand the difference between a civilized... They're thirsty,

thirsty little girls that need a drink.

And I can't provide water for them.

You're turning into an asshole before my very eyes.

Coming up... There is a catch.

What's the catch?

Look at that.

You don't even understand the difference between a civilized conversation and

being a... There's thirsty, thirsty little girls that need a drink.

And I can't provide water for them.

You're turning into an asshole before my very eyes.

All right, Lisa.

You're obviously feeding into what everybody else is telling you.

And I don't appreciate that.

We've invested a lot in this kid and really kind of put our necks on the line

for him and this is where he repays us.

You're not Calvin Harris. Oh, who said that? Well, you think you are. Where did

you learn that from?

It's ridiculous.

No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

No, I don't. When you're creating a problem and you're raising your voice

business, I can assure you, you need to calm down.

No one's out here.

No one's...

No one's around us.

Go back to the... No, but... Okay, fine. If you want me to go back and you don't

want to talk to me respectfully, I need to tell you the truth.

Go back to the DJ booth. Why? Lay your little discs and shut up.

Do you understand me?

Because you are one stage from me telling you to go home.

And you don't want that.

Lisa, I love you so much. I respect you so much. Well, then show me respect and

do exactly what I said now. Go back to the DJ booth.

Dapple, dapple, deezy.

Hey. What's going on?

Not much. I came in to say what's up to the guys.

How's it going?

Jalen, I feel like I've been neglecting sir lately.

I came out here for a break and then I realized it was like 45 degrees out

Um, there's another reason I came here.

And, uh, it involves you.

Okay. Yeah.

I'm not quite sure how to say this, but, uh, I think I want you to officially be

a groomsman.

Oh, my God.

That's so cool.

Take it in. Get out.

I've never been a groomsman in anyone's wedding. I've been a bridesmaid a

jillion times.

But, like, it's just so cool that he would think of me and super excited to

a suit.

There is a catch.

What's the catch? There's a catch.

As you remember, I made Tom and Jack's the night dinner.

A very special dinner.

You ate things that were between my ass cheeks.

I feel good.

I like Ariana.

And I want her to be included. So, you know, ate my ass steak, ate my ass

shrimp. Oh, this is commitment.

This is a real groomsman shit.

Dude, you officially, officially a groomsman. This is the coolest thing

ever happened to me.

Hello. Hey, what's up, dude? What are you still doing here?

I'm cleaning up, man. You're still cleaning up these bars?

Yeah. Can we get a shot? I mean... I mean, you want to do it together?

If you're leaving... I'm leaving. I'm off.

Look at me.

Dude,

I just want you to keep your job here.

My job's kept.

Good. I'm a most valuable player.

You're MVP?

MVP, sir?

Most valuable player, yeah. I think so.

Sorry it's me, Jack.

I'm cool with James, but he's a lot.

One too many glasses of Chardonnay and he's f***ing ate a lot.

No, dude, I am... Carlos, listen to me. Look at me. What are you looking for?

I'm looking for my towel.

Whiskey is what you're looking for. I don't think you care anymore. I'm

for my towel. I'm looking for my towel. F*** it. I need some babies.

You need Jack on the black label back there.

Jack? Cheers.

Cheers, man.

Go back to the DJ booth.

I'm serious. I don't care.

Well, we are technically... This is crazy.

Huh? This is crazy.

He's good.

You've got to put your foot down with him.

No, I know. I'm just talking to him. We're just shooting a shot. You're

wiser, smarter. Tell him. All right, all right.

Well...

What is it?

See?

Oh, my God. You guys.

I told you not to come here when you've done. I didn't. I didn't. No, I'm not.

Wait,

no.

Guys, it's not about the drinks tonight. Lisa, I promise you. You ruined my

business. He is.

Sorry, I won't do it again.

See what it's like?

Please, Ken's getting mad.

Lisa, stop.

He's going to get mad at me.

Don't you understand, James? Ken scares the shit out of me. Oh, my God. I can't

deal with this fucking bullshit.

See? What?

What? I'm knocking the fuck out.

If you disrespect Lisa, that would be another thing.

Go home. I would never disrespect your wife, Ken.

Go home.

All right.

That's a wrap.

Coming up, what do you have to say for yourself after last night?

I'm in trouble.

It's not a good look to get into fights, at least in spots.

So I've got to say my apologies and get back to work.

Hello. Hey, James.

What's up?

Hey. You all right? I didn't know you were going to come here.

I'm actually just leaving.

Oh, really?

OK. I've got to go to work.

All right, well, have a good night.

You too. All right, darling.

I love you, Mum. All right, love you too.

It's a beautiful set -up out here.

It's gorgeous.

What do you have to say for yourself after last night?

I've never been so scared in my life.

What's happened to you? What's happened to the boy that we knew three years ago?

Hi, Lisa, how are you? So you're doing your job properly?

Yes, Peter is...

making it very clear that these need to be extra polished.

But now you've turned into, like, really a drunken asshole.

What do I do?

I tell you what you do, and I tell you I am drawing a line in the sand. You are

not working for me any longer.

And you're not coming in to stir, and you're not coming in to pump.

You know, indefinitely fired forever just sounds crazy.

Your behavior warrants it. I've given you more chances than I've ever given

anybody else, ever.

On one hand, Jackie's a fucking wanker and Gigi's a fucking whore. But on the

other hand, I let them get the best of my emotions.

You know, am I at fault? Yeah.

But they're at fault for being fucking assholes as well.

I think it's for your own good. You've got to sober up.

It's so hard, though.

It really is, Lisa.

I don't know how to control it.

You should never have another drink in your life. That's who you are.

Go.

I

have stood

by James as much as I possibly could. I will always support James, but I refuse

to enable him.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

You didn't instigate that. No, you provoked it. I provoked it? Shut up for

second and let me finish.

Do you know how many things I have heard about you? You know any things I've

heard about you, Lala? Because I've had all the girls ask me if you're seeing a

married man.

It's not that I'm being secretive. You are. You haven't told one person.

How are you two getting on? We've had a few little flare -ups.

Cool, Tom.

Do you want to insult me more? Talk about how your dick doesn't work either.

What?

My dick works great.