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Previously on Vanderpump Rules, right now I'm overloaded. We've got World Dog

Day coming up. I could actually do with some help.

Well, I can see that everybody here has not been working on their summer bodies.

Wait, are you pregnant?

You need to f***ing go.

You go!

Go! Get the f*** out of here!

I find Kristen to be Brittany's wife. What do you mean between your, like...

Kristen was like, you know that.

Jack clocked in on Brittany and Kristen was going down on Brittany.

Kristen chowing down on Kentucky muffin.

You didn't say so. Stop.

And I don't want to ever hear about it again or I will go insane.

I'm not done yet. I'm hungry.

Shut up.

Get my workout for the day.

Wow. Oh, that's really cool. I want this. Since all this has been in here.

I didn't realize there was this much stuff. Hi.

Say hello to Snappy.

She's only got one eye.

She's just about to be adopted.

Hi, kids.

Hi, guys.

Oh, there's so much for you guys to do.

I mean, it's going to be a bit of a mishmash. There's going to be loads of

people, loads of dogs. It's going to be a little bit crazy. World Dog Day is

going to be a day where we... celebrate our four -legged furry friends.

Everybody knows I've been fighting against the Yulin Festival where they

dogs. This is about drawing attention to that, ending the dog meat trade, and I

need all the help I can get.

The aim is to stop the global torture of dogs.

People have accused me of being obsessed with dogs, and I can say they're right.

So have you met my latest little rescue? This would be her.

And I worship the ground that he never walks on.

But we've got donation buckets.

We've got T -shirts to be sold with World Dog Day on and Stop Euling

I'm in charge of that. I'm getting you and Tom involved.

Lisa did so much work to plan World Dog Day. I need you guys to help pass around

donation buckets. Are we supposed to bring our dogs?

Yeah. Being her assistant, I want to learn how to put massive events like

together and have them be successful.

This is why I want to work for her. Is there alcohol?

Oh, so, no alcohol.

So, no trouble. Do not be sneaking any in, okay?

I don't think it's us you have to worry about. It's your DJ.

James, let's walk away.

It's a charity day. We don't have to talk about it.

Um, Chris has asked if you want to come as well. Oh. Christine got an invitation

from you. I saw the email.

Not from me. I thought that she was like, she was like, look at Lisa

inviting you. And it's got my name on it. Yeah. And it's Lisa Vanderpump and

Vanderpump. I got the same one. I think you and Chris would like to spend money.

Well, I'm here. She's very giving.

Huh?

I am just mortified right now. I'm brand new working at Cirque. Jack, you're

going around spreading this rumor.

You're lying.

Will you just get back to work? Go ask her. What do you think I'm going to ask

her? I wasn't.

Okay, guys, thanks for coming out. I could punch Jack in his face.

Well, have fun tonight, guys. Did you get a cut? Hell yeah.

Bye.

Let him get a head start. Let him go.

This is ridiculous.

Why is he such an asshole?

If you really love me, then why don't you have my back? Like, I'm just so...

Like, I'm, like, shaking because I'm so upset.

Like, I don't even want to be around him right now. He doesn't deserve her. He's

really f***ing lucky, and the fact that he's now spreading rumors about the most

amazing person in his life?

Bad move, dude.

I really thought for the last year since he's been with you that there was

something in him that is more respectful and loyal, and that just proves that he

hasn't changed.

Like, what is he going to do next? He's going to tweet about it and let, like,

your family see? Yeah. I mean.

And then not even, like, act like he even cares.

It's just bothering me.

I just need to have space from him right now. You're more than welcome to come

over and hang out. I know. I might just stay at your house. Yeah.

Totally can. Thanks for talking to me. Of course.

It's going to be okay.

Whoa,

dude.

Me and Schwartz have definitely established a sort of monthly tradition

go to Vodafone.

How's it going?

Hi. Hey.

Hey, where's Tom? Going to the theme room, going to the cold pool.

Our voice says he likes strong hands. No, I like soft hands. Oh.

Normal?

We're going to be slacking on the gym again.

Should we make eye contact the whole time?

Let's do it.

Do you wear underwear when you're humanized?

I don't know. Whatever.

Hello? Yeah.

Hi. Hi. I have princess water for you. Princess water, my favorite!

We should make cocktails with it. Yum!

I kind of want a beer, but... I'm not supposed to be drinking beer.

Summer bod. I don't want a beer, but I also want abs.

I've been living in this apartment for almost a year.

This is the first apartment where I'm not living with a boyfriend or a

Oh, my God. I have to show you something.

Where my dad isn't paying for.

What the hell is this? I'm in a new relationship.

How is this?

Like, where it's gone?

Yeah. That's, like, kind of depressing.

I decorated it exactly the way I want it to be, down to the paint color. I think

I'm going to have a beer. We're just going down together?

Yeah, we're going up together. I went to Home Depot and picked that shit out.

I'm not saying I painted it myself, but it took me a really long time to pick it

out. I dropped my dogs off to the... I know,

it's so common here. It feels weird.

Is butter going to go on Sunday?

Oh, yeah.

That's what I had earlier today at a meeting.

It's going to be like a dog carnival.

There's supposed to be, like, thousands of people there. I was in charge of

getting, like, the donation buckets and the raffle tickets and all that, you

know? Well, cool. That's exciting.

You're so busy.

I tried working for Lisa.

Once. That lasted four hours.

Better hurry up, Stassi. I am. I'm putting together a bracelet. What about

earrings? I'm going to have to go out in there, yeah. Where did you leave all

that jewelry?

Bathroom. No, you can't.

Stassi, darling, jiggy or not?

Working as Lisa Vanderpump's assistant is my worst nightmare.

When I go to bed at night and I think about the things I'm scared of, that's

number four.

Do you have any wedding updates?

No. I thought you were coming over to tell me that I'm made of honor.

Last summer, I was not in a good place with Kristen or Stassi. I hope that it

doesn't turn into the Hunger Games of bridesmaids and they're all vying for

number one spot.

I accept.

Did you guys set a date? Yeah, August 17th. Going down.

Yeah. Three months away.

Yeah.

We're not being around Katie during wedding planning. It's dangerous.

You mean in terms of budget?

Yeah. It's going to be frugal, but it's going to be fun. Frugal and fun.

The venue is actually not super pricey, but I'm calling them tomorrow to put

down the deposit.

Did you guys come up with a budget? Not really.

Do you have a budget? I think we could get by with maybe like $50 ,000. We're

not going to spend $10 ,000 on flowers or shit like that. How much are flowers?

Like 15 grand?

Yeah. No.

That would be very understated. We're not even going to have a cake.

Tom doesn't want a cake.

There are things that make a wedding a wedding.

Like you wear a white dress. I don't know, father -daughter dance.

And a fucking wedding cake.

Are you sure you want to do that?

Yeah. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't had doubts.

You guys maybe need to look at some therapy or something, dude.

Hey, girl.

Hi. How are you? Good.

Hey, can I steal you for, like, three minutes? Three minutes.

Three minutes.

I'll make it one. Thank you, Diane. I appreciate that.

How are you?

Good. My new nose is great, too.

Lisa's right. I do need to apologize to these girls. But do I think that she's

going to get a nose job?

Yeah. Do I think Katie's a bit overweight?

Yeah. But that's me. I've always been a truth teller.

I just want to tell you, busy, that, you know, obviously the other night didn't

go. over very well. Clearly.

Sorry for what I said. I just felt, like, on the defensive side, Sheena,

the second you, like, came at me... When did I come at you? When you told me

you're not welcome. You came up to us. And said hi at first. Y 'all had your

table in the corner. Didn't I say hi at first? No, it was a condescending, like,

hi, oh, I see you're all working on your summer bodies, like, you, you, you, and

then I'm like, are you kidding me? I guess, yeah, yeah. That was my bad, I'm

sorry. I guess the apology tour is back at Sir this year. James Kennedy is the

opening act with the most disingenuine apology I've ever heard.

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm not buying it. Are you going to apologize to Katie as well? Yes, of

will apologize to Katie. Sorry that I can insult you way better than you can

insult me. You could say that they should apologize to me for being an

to start with.

Thank you for apologizing and talk to Katie.

I will.

Thanks, Gina.

Coming up. There you go, Mama.

How are you? I think I've been better. Well,

yeah. I wish that I didn't have to lean on you so much.

You're my world.

Oh my gosh, that's what moms do.

They come and save their baby.

I am in constant communication with my mama. We talk on the phone probably four

times a day.

When I feel I've

f***ed up, She always lets me know that it's going to be okay.

I feel like I'm turning into a very, like, vicious person.

And that's not you at all.

I think we've come to the realization you can't drink.

Like, I want to just, like, drink so much, everybody.

Hi. Hi. Can I get you something to drink?

Sure. I would love a Pinot Grigio. Definitely. And I'll have this. Awesome.

Thank you. Of course. I know that I'm not innocent. I've said some really

f***ing things to those people and about them.

But I don't...

I feel good about it after I do it. But I think it takes you back to when you

were bullied in, you know, elementary, junior high, and high school.

That's why I had acrylic nails and highlights in the fourth grade. I know.

know.

When I say my mother knows everything, she knows everything.

Down to the fact that I lost my virginity with a red condom to the song

by Lil Wayne.

Very classy.

I'm very emotional lately.

And with good reason.

Oh, yum. Thank you so much. Thank you. I know that we have family history of the

drinking problems.

It's a two drink limit for me. Well, there has to be. And this can't be my

Those people are some of the shittiest human beings on the face of the planet.

I'm happy you don't like me. Because if you did like me, it would mean I'm like

you guys.

And I don't want to be anything like you guys. They don't know how tenderhearted

you are, sweetheart.

You know, you come with a tough exterior, but they don't understand.

I love you.

I love you.

I just want you to help me.

I'm always here for you. I know you are.

You got Lala's back for life. Absolutely.

Cheers. Cheers. I love you.

You're never going home.

All right, Friday night. Let's get into it.

Let's do it.

You want me to keep this open or close it?

Sure. I need you a thousand percent to make that fantastic up there on Sunday.

Well, don't date. I'm making, like, the biggest deal I can.

Are we going to eat, like, adults at the table? Yeah, and a real cloth napkin.

Cloth napkin. All right.

My relationship with Carter is the best I have ever had.

This gorgeous apartment together was an easy shoot, though.

It was pretty easy. It was pretty laid back. The talent was really nice.

Justin Parker.

We have the coolest draw bar.

He's a photographer's assistant.

We have zero trust issues. He doesn't fight with me. And his name is not James

Kennedy. We have the puppy event on Sunday. And then it's going to be people

over. On Sunday?

It's like a couple hours.

Oh!

I'm exhausted.

Busy day? Yeah. What about you? What are you doing? The buses were really busy,

so I was grabbing the water from my table. What about Britney? I heard

something that went down. I heard exactly what went down. It was Kristen.

All right, I'll have your drinks right out, and I'll put your orders in.

I have drama.

Jack walked in on Kristen going down on Britney.

Like, apparently there was, like, a lesbian, like, interaction, crazy

going on.

Jax was running his mouth.

Jax went up to Sandoval at work and said that he walked in on Brittany and I

going down on each other or one doing it to the other.

Did you guys decide on anything?

Jax walked in on Brittany going down. And Carter was literally just sitting on

the couch.

But it's like, why talk about that at work? Like, she's been here for a week,

and now all of her co -workers are going to be like, wow, that's how Brittany

is? I know, it's not fair at all, because you expect loyalty from your

Yeah, of course.

And Kristen does have a habit of getting in the middle of things. I just never

thought it would be Brittany's thing.

It's offensive to me for him to talk about me and Brittany that way.

Brittany, Carter, and I, I can't remember where we were. It doesn't

we were.

We were in the bedroom, but the door wasn't shut.

Brittany and I were hammered and, like, kissed a couple times, and Jax came

home, and then whatever.

I don't know if Jax walked in and saw his kiss. I feel like, I mean, I don't

know.

I just don't really remember.

He embellishes it out of everything. I was there.

And then it's just like a blur.

I'm super, I literally don't remember anything.

I know that he... I don't really know.

100%. I did not go down on Britney.

Is this going to be the topic of conversation all summer long? Yeah, it

okay. Britney's Kiss 2016.

Went down in history.

Speaking of going down.

I need to talk to you about everything that's going on lately.

God, for one stupid little thing, this is turning into a three -day

conversation. I'm upset.

Don't be upset. If you show upsetness, then you're fueling the fire. I'm not

upset with anyone but you.

Because you spread this and you did this to me. You've got to get over it,

though. This is Sir. This is L .A. You've got to get over it.

There's nothing I can do anymore.

You can keep yelling at me, but you're still going to get the same outcome.

Because you need to understand that it's upsetting and it hurts my feelings.

It happened. You can't just deny that. I saw it.

I know that Jackson's the type of person that needs to stir up things,

but the fact that he's stirring up shit about his own girlfriend, it's...

Not okay.

Seriously, stop.

Look, I'm sorry because when he first told me, I kind of like blurted it out

front of Lisa, so I apologize. Looks like going around to everyone now, so

that's why I've been crying and everything because it's like my

ready. You're making it more than it is. Now it's turned around to where I'm the

one making it more than it is. You're going around crying to everybody. Then

don't. All right, I'm done.

I'm going back to the spa.

Hi, darling.

Can you make sure that this is watered? Yeah. What are you doing?

Just finishing with the silverware. Yeah, we've got a part here at 10, I

Are you okay?

Yeah. Sit down for a second. Okay. It's one of the reasons that I was kind of

wary about you working with Jack.

I hear every rumor. I hear every story.

I understand what's happened.

I feel like he's like tarnishing my name. And for someone who I love to be

one who's putting it out there like that.

Discretion isn't his greatest quality. Brittany has actually been a very good

waitress and I'm pleased to employ her. But things have got a little complicated

with Brittany and Jack.

I don't regret hiring Brittany, but sometimes I regret not hiring Jack.

I just don't think he would do this to me.

I don't want to look so stupid.

You're not so stupid. You have feelings.

And you're right to be upset about it. Yeah.

So stay strong. Thank you.

Avoid him at the moment. Yeah, I'm trying to avoid him. I told Gina that I

going to stay the night with her tonight.

I have changed my entire life for him, and he still will not admit that he is

wrong. I don't know what to do at this point. He is the biggest piece of shit.

Hey, one question.

Why was Christian...

I'm telling you, what he said is not what happened. Okay. That was my only

concern. No, no, no. Okay, go on.

Coming up. Before we get married, I think we should probably get a prenup.

It's not an expression of doubt at all.

Sheena, are you awake?

Yes?

Good morning, guys.

Morning.

I guess I'm going to try to head home and see how this goes.

You want me to kick his ass? I want him to be, like, on his hands and knees, but

I know that's never going to happen.

I'm sorry.

I know it sucks.

I love you. I love you, too.

Thanks, guys. For sure.

Bye.

Hello?

I'm here.

Are you not going to say anything?

Why won't you look at me?

Don't run in there.

Yeah, but this is your fault in the first place.

My feelings were just hurt, babe.

I mean, let's be very clear what's going on here.

I caught my girlfriend messing around with another girl, and somehow I'm the

asshole? I'm a liar. I've been a liar for the last five years about

I'm a liar.

You are. You did exaggerate. Oh,

my God. You exaggerated hugely.

I want that. I want that. I don't know why in the world you would tell people

that. Are you fucking joking?

Why are you such an asshole?

Yeah, because you're wrong. All of you are wrong. Chris and Tom, you're all

wrong. I'm the fucking liar.

I don't want to. I'm not doing this.

Get out of here. This isn't getting any better. You don't lie. So they swear to

God. I swear to God that didn't happen, dumbass. Quit.

Jesus Christ. We talked about this from the very get -go. Stop talking about it.

You're exaggerating. Oh, my God. So I'm going to come in and make that shit up.

I guess. Because that's. I guess. We're both sitting here telling you that's not

what happened. Why did you say it? Because it happened. It didn't happen.

just throwing shit around.

Why would you do that to me?

Oh my God, I'm crazy. I just don't, I'm not doing this anymore.

If you're really sorry, then you need to act like it. Am I crazy?

I'm crazy.

I must be crazy.

I think I'm crazy.

I must be crazy. Nobody's hearing this.

What is that? I'm going to go to lunch with the girls that I'm asking to be my

bridesmaid.

So I had an idea.

It's like a little pin thing like this. It opens up. I'm putting these like

little like burlap kind of like flowers on it to make it look cute. And then I'm

going to put this little like chalkboard thing. And then I'm going to put this

fun like... And then there's going to be a little balloon.

And inside the balloon, I'm going to put the fabric that says, Will you be my

bridesmaid? Oh, this is elaborate.

I've been talking with a wedding photographer.

I'm with sweating photographers.

Like ballpark. They can go up to $10 ,000. What?

No, but it's not that.

I think they are between like $4 ,000 and $6 ,000.

$100 ,000?

Not $1 ,000.

Yeah. Maybe you should just keep me in the dark on a lot of stuff.

And then maybe towards the end you can send me a bill.

Tom definitely is.

Bruegel, some, including himself, may say that he's a bit of a cheapskate.

And I do love that quality about him because he's smart about his money. But

when it comes down to things like weddings, I don't want to cut too many

on this one special day.

What's up with the deposit?

Well, I have to call him.

I'm sure it's not going to be too bad. It's just the deposit, right?

Yeah.

That look, you just flashed me.

I thought maybe we would spend like 10 grand.

Like 5 ,000 each.

Seems reasonable.

Hi, Kevin. This is Katie Maloney calling.

And Tom Schwartz. Oh, and Tom. My fiance's here, too, I should mention.

The venue Tom and I have decided on for our wedding is called the 20 Mile House,

and it's in Northern California in the middle of the Sierra Nevadas. And one of

my best friends, he had been to a wedding there, and it is magnanimous and

gorgeous. I don't even need to have a step foot there to know that it's going

be everything and more than what I expect.

And then on top of that, it's a per -person charge of $109.

With the 10 % gratuity, it's $18 ,034.

We require a $5 ,000 non -refundable deposit to hold the date. Yeah, no, no,

We're going forward.

Yeah, we're in. Well, great.

Congratulations. Thank you.

This is so exciting.

All right, so we are going to do August 17th, a Wednesday wedding.

Yay, thank you, Kevin.

Okay, bye. Bye.

I was doing my mantra the whole time. I was like, don't complain and don't be

cheap. That's my mantra.

And that actually brings up another subject I want to talk to you about,

is like the least romantic thing ever.

Before we get married, I think we should probably get a prenup just as a

precautionary measure.

It's not an expression of doubt at all, but this is just like, I think everybody

should get, I don't know why everyone doesn't have a prenup.

It's just like health insurance. Of course I don't hope I get cancer someday

some catastrophic accident.

I think, yeah.

I don't know what assets he's trying to protect with this prenup. I mean, I

haven't thought about it, but I'm not against prenups.

Unless Tom is sitting on some big trust fund that I am unaware of, the only

assets he has is thousands of dollars worth of sweatpants or some Ninja Turtle

action figures or...

crushing amount of student debt if it's understanding that if god forbid it were

to happen that there is sort of already something implemented that would be oh

my god i feel oh my god sexy i like being reasonable logic wasn't always

than tits and ass you know i used to love that but when you've had a girl

emotionally volatile we'll say

I'm like flushed with love right now and excitement.

Oh, man.

Yeah, you're so sensible.

Okay, well, I have so much I have to do before World Dog Day tomorrow.

I'm still in shock with the photographer race.

Oh, come in.

You're such a weirdo. Show me your place, dude. I haven't been here. This

zen area. I was just meditating.

Look at that view.

This is my sleeping area.

My bed.

My union jack. Wait, so you have a roommate. Do you have a roommate? Yeah,

of. So my roommate right now, his name's Paul. He's kind of like this stoner old

guy that plays pool with us. He's got this really dope penthouse that I pay

minimal rent at.

Are you excited for the next... the next step in our music career. Since last

summer, not only did I release Pump Sessions, but I also released Lala and I

single Feeling You.

Ain't nobody that I'm feeling like I'm feeling you.

Like I'm feeling you. Like I'm feeling you. Yeah, yeah. Ain't nobody that I'm

feeling like I'm feeling you. Yo, we just made a f***ing flash there, dude.

It definitely inspired me to make more music with Lala.

I don't mean to boast, but come on, I'm winning over here. I had a video that I

released. Wait, I heard something about this video.

Didn't you get paint thrown on you or something?

So what I did was I mixed blue glitter with blue paint and I poured it on my

face. I wanted to reverse it in slow motion so it kind of looks like skin

peeled off my face.

With everything that happened with Feeling You doing so well on the albums,

like killing it, I feel like I could honestly be playing like Coachella

like playing with all these big DJs. And if I stay focused, there's no reason

why I couldn't just run with my dreams and they could.

I don't want you to let people fuck with you to the point where you potentially

ruin what you could be doing at Coachella or, you know, wherever the

want to perform.

James can go and get drunk and fuck up all he wants. The bottom line is, he's

nice to me, and I will be his friend and have his back through thick and thin.

Like, I haven't been binge drinking and stuff.

That one night at the party was, like, the first time that's happened since my

third night. And Katie's like...

If we're trying to look like we haven't gained five million pounds, we shouldn't

have that.

I'm so rude. I just was at lunch with my mom yesterday saying I wasn't going to

be a vicious bitch.

I didn't say anything. I'm a loose cannon, dude. I got to stop that.

Can we go eat something?

I'm really hungry.

I paid last time, so you're paying for me today. Technically, if the guy paid

the date. Wait, so if the girl pays, it's not a date? It just means you're a

scrub?

Coming up.

I take it back. I apologize.

I just think you're like a horrible person.

Rally everybody together and make sure they're selling raffle tickets, make

they're getting donations.

This day means...

So much to Lisa, and she's worked really, really hard to put this whole

together. Do you have any of the pink donation buckets over here?

Now it's my first day as her assistant on the job representing her, and I want

to do my best to help her pull it off. Hi, guys.

Hi. Well,

I have tasks for everyone.

Tasks? Yeah. I can't do anything right now. I'm too hungover. No excuses.

Take a buck around. You ask for donations, and you sell raffle tickets.

Hi.

Bye, guys.

What do I do when I'm carrying around like $10 ,000 in cash?

You got a gun?

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Wait,

we need tickets. You need to wear a shirt.

I don't want to wear a shirt.

Quit being a little baby.

Last night at Kristen's house, we just talked about, like, how upset I was all

night. We had a really bad morning, just screaming and fighting, and I did go

off on him, and I'm still very upset, and my feelings are hurt.

I can't allow Jack Taylor to, like, my home up and my world and my life.

It's going to be really hard to make it through this day without going off on

Jack. I feel like every time I say hello to a friend or something, they're

thinking about this rumor.

Let's go sell some shit.

Yeah, let's do it.

Come with me because they're going together. I don't want to be by myself.

guys want to buy raffle tickets?

They're a dollar a piece.

And it goes to the Vanderpump Pet Foundation.

Do you guys want a raffle ticket? They're a dollar a piece. There's a lot

good stuff.

We're down for the cause.

Would anyone like to buy some raffle tickets?

Let's buy ten.

Ten? It's for a good cause.

Oh, two of them? Awesome.

Oh,

wow. Thank you. We got to make sure we beat Tom. He's hustling. He's like

running around like... Well, if you don't want to stand in the shade all

would be selling a lot. Oh,

wow. Look at them.

Thank you for doing this.

It's great, right?

Some dogs don't get excited about World Dog Day.

Right, Harris?

Hello?

Front row.

DJ James.

Are we at a rave?

Chad,

tell Lisa what happened with James, though.

He was outside smoking a cigarette by the fire pit. By the fire pit? Yeah.

patio fire. Right.

So he's over there having a cigarette, talking to a couple other people over

there, and they were yapping back and forth at each other, and then all of a

sudden the guy comes at him and puts James on the headlock.

The last thing I need to deal with is a complication involving James Kennedy

when I've got 4 ,000 people showing up at my charity event.

How you doing, man?

What happened last night?

You saw what happened last night. It's ridiculous.

You don't put your fucking hands on anybody.

I don't care who you are. I was on break outside a pub and my friend showed up.

You know, everyone's drinking.

I might have talked over him or something. He thought I was super rude

me in a fucking headlock.

Jealousy.

Jealousy? Bro, yes.

110%, okay? And if you don't want to f***ing believe that, then I don't care

you do or not.

I don't know what James thinks people are jealous of. He's a resident DJ at a

restaurant. He's no f***ing Calvin Harris or Steve Aoki. He doesn't have a

residency in Vegas.

James is making it increasingly difficult to actually keep him in a

vocal boy. He says provocative things. You know what he's like. If James is at

fault, he will definitely be let go.

I can't afford to have him. It's precarious and I'm not going to put up

It's f***ing jealousy.

End of story.

I'm the one on stage.

I don't care if it's job day or the club. I'm the one up. Not them.

I don't want to sound cocky, but I'm young. I'm good looking.

I'm a f***ing DJ in Los Angeles. I've been killing the game here.

Will the owner of a Toyota please head to the DJ booth? I found your keys. It's

got a Mickey Mouse key on it.

Toyota. Owner of a Toyota. I got your keys.

Raffle ticket.

Where is everybody?

I don't know.

Raffles. I don't know, honey. I'm trying to get a raffle ticket.

Oh. This is one of the things I was most afraid of working with your girlfriend.

Say you have a fight at home, which we did. My girlfriend hates me right now,

and she's standing five feet away from me, and I'm stuck.

Want to go check in with everybody?

Huh? No, we're doing our job.

Hi, ladies.

How are you doing over here?

Good. Hi.

Hi.

I just wanted to take a minute and play a play.

They're calling me fat and saying that I'm pregnant.

But James, this is what you do. You act like an asshole.

Then you come back and you apologize. And you walk away and you're like, ha

idiot, fell for it. So why even bother?

See, I haven't done anything.

I know you haven't. I don't know really why. I just think you're like a horrible

person. How am I supposed to take this apology as genuine and heartfelt?

Of course it's not.

I wasn't fucking born yesterday.

We have our differences, but I just wanted to say sorry for what I said. I

it back. I apologise.

Until the next time when you have faith.

If I called you fat and didn't really think it, then why would I call you fat?

Probably won't say it again to your face.

But do I still think it? Obviously, I said it. All right. Whatever.

Just mind your business on my mind.

All right. Sorry, Katie.

Coming up. Actually, I'm taking donations.

We just did donate. I think you've been giving some people more than what they

need from what I am.

I have.

oh that's so sweet of you thank you thank you we legitimately

are about to go on a sir obstacle course and like how we have tasks to do like

say hello to this person maybe be kicked out by this person

Give you a damn dollar Oh God Give you a damn dollar Have

you met the owner? She's done a song for me She's amazing Hi

Hi You look cute Thank you It's just like all about like denim and

Black and tits out. Look at how many raffle tickets and thumbs with these

babies. How much are they? No, there's no alcohol here. Zitto.

There's water, there's lemonade.

I love dog, and I think everybody knows how I feel about bitches.

And here comes a couple more.

Hello. You're in trouble. What happened last night?

People are coming out to get me, Lisa.

Who is it? Everyone.

Everyone sees I'm doing well, and they want to poison that.

He's lucky if I don't charge him assault.

Put me in a chokehold. What did you say?

Nothing, and I didn't even provoke him.

No. Feet.

Do you have another dog?

I love you. Don't you need another one? I have two, and I have now been tempted

so many times. I'm like, I can't be that chick who has three dogs and lived

alone. Oh, hey.

Hi, guys.

Hello, brother.

Hi. Babe, are you trying to adopt another dog?

I'm trying to adopt every single dog here. Are you guys having fun?

Yeah. Do you guys want to come over after this? Pizza, barbecue, what?

And order a bunch of alcohol, so I'm going to order, like, beer. That's

not good for the girl's summer bod.

There's a bear at Cinderella. Their owner passed away tragically, and

looking for a forever home. They're super cute. Come on.

Is there anybody that can take them? They're so cute.

It's like a three -way.

I know.

Well, I'm going to leave soon just so I can go get the house, which we did all

grab some drinks. Yeah, but I want us to go say hi to Lisa. No, 100%. Are you

guys going to see her yet? Come with me. I think I know where she is.

Hey, guys, don't forget, doggy yoga starts at 2 o 'clock. Doggy yoga starts

o 'clock.

Relax with some yoga. Bring your pups.

Chill. Here comes trouble. I might need security.

Oh, hello.

Hi. Under any other circumstance, I'd be pissing myself thinking about having to

go and talk to Lisa.

There's no way Lisa could be mean to me. I'm disarming her with my pups.

Not these pups, but these.

come over and say that this is like the coolest thing anyone's ever done.

You're saying something good and positive. I'm so proud to know you

this. We were both talking about that.

Actually, I'm taking donations. We just did donate.

I think you've been giving some people more than what they need from what I am.

I have?

We appreciate you being here.

Christian is a squirmer and I love to see her squirm so I just cannot resist a

little dig in her direction.

You don't need to travel quickly.

I'm speechless.

I have no words.

Jack's a f***ing asshole. Bye. Bye.

Bye.

We have no idea of my history with those two. But they were so sweet. They were

so sweet.

How's the wedding planning going? It's going awfully fast.

We live together.

We drive each other crazy. We don't have sex. We're already married.

I'm excited.

Are you trying to force yourself to say that? No.

It's genuine. I feel good about it.

I want to believe you, man. I do. Dude, it's true.

Don't do it. Wait.

Be in a relationship as long as you can. Do not get married.

There's no reason to do it. It ruins everything.

So you guys are good?

You know what? I would have never said anything if it was going to turn into a

week -long argument, for God's sake. It's ridiculous. They're probably saying

that you went crazy on her again or something.

No. Why are you such an asshole?

Because you're wrong.

Oh, you are wrong. Kristen Pound, I'm the fucking liar.

Stop listening to them. I do. They all need to mind their own damn business.

It's my relationship. Let's take care of your relationship.

To me, this is more than just a silly rumor because it's my boyfriend who is

spreading this rumor. The fact that he's betrayed my trust so much, it just

turns it into a much bigger thing for me. I would never want Sheena and Shay's

relationship. I would never want your relationship. Everybody has their own

of doing things.

So until you're all perfect.

Folks, tell me what to do. Thank you, everybody, really, for coming here

Last year, somebody sent me a picture from the Yulin Dog Festival.

When I looked into this festival, I saw unbelievable

atrocities against these four creatures.

We invited about 3 ,000 or 4 ,000 people, and about 3 ,000 or 4 ,000

turned up, so it was really successful.

The point of the day was to garner attention.

No to the dog meat trade and celebrate our furry little friends.

I thank you all as a voice for the voices and you all will make a

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, just a reminder, make sure you pick up your poop.

Pick up your dog's poop. Thank you.

Coming up, she has literally had your back from day one and you embarrassed

I didn't make up any of it.

Yeah. Open the f***ing door.

We all open the door.

What's up, dude? Hi.

Hi, everyone.

Safi just ordered like a million pizzas.

She did?

Oh, Britney's shots?

Yeah.

Hello? Hi.

How'd you like your first day on the job?

She's the breadwinner now.

What was the breadwinner?

I feel awful for Britney.

Britney is the greatest thing that has ever happened to him, and he's ruining

it. Jason, outside.

For a lecture. Yes, it is. You're busted.

You're in time out.

Time out.

You're about to get ripped.

You need to accept that your life is actually, like, good, and having an

girlfriend, that could be enough, and I feel like you thrill -seek.

I'm sorry. What is it concerning?

You know exactly what it is. No, I don't.

Brittany is, like, the one person who has, like, never, ever done you wrong.

I think I know what they're talking about.

Jax is a big male.

Oh. She has literally had your back from day one, and then you embarrass her? I

didn't make up any rumors.

I was there. You were sleeping on the couch when I walked in. We were involved

good. Just a drunk kiss. Isn't that a little bit embellished?

I'm not going to go there because whatever I say is not going to matter,

it's not.

I'm in the twilight zone.

Why the hell would I make something like this up? It just doesn't make sense.

Between me and Brittany.

It's my relationship.

It's my problem. Mine, not yours.

It is my problem. Don't yell at me.

I'm telling you. It is my problem. No, you're pulling a jack right now. No, I

said it. Calm down.

No, you stop for a minute because you lied.

Okay. So stop getting people over. They care about you. Thank you, Kristen.

Brittany's a fucking angel.

I said, okay. You keep going. Even though I said, okay, you're still going.

Because I want you to get it. I get it. Okay.

Okay. You know what, Kristen?

You win. I'm going to let the fact that you went down on my girlfriend just go.

You, me, and Brittany.

We're always going to know that this went down.

Just don't.

Don't hurt her.

Next time on Vanderpump Rules.

Some of you have been bugging me about it. So officially, I am not asking if y

'all would be my bridesmaids. Of course!

We're going by sports, right?

Yeah, she's cooking dinner.

There's no denying you guys tortured me. I feel like I never really repaid you

guys. Uh -oh. This is special.

And I want you guys to remember this.

Dude! What?

What the hell is that?

Are you fired yet? I'm not getting fired over there. I don't trust you. It makes

it very difficult for me to keep you employed. Oh, my God.

If you were to say to me right now, Katie, I apologize for calling you a

I'd be like, girl, we're good. Call us, we'll see it.

I'm also sitting here with someone pretending that they haven't had a

boyfriend.

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