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You girls get some sleep now, okay?

Good night daddy, good night mommy!

Mary, ladies running into the field!

She's fine soon, so let's go back to bed!

Here girl!

She said she's so lady running to the tobacco!

Here girl!

Ladies!

Hey!

Susan!

Go down!

Jesus, what happened?

Where's ladies?

It's the matter sweetie.

Hello?

Hello?

Look at this, oh woman!

Hey baby, what about her?

Look's crowded!

Oh wow, why don't I just clear off a seat for you?

Very careful there Elmo, she might send a murder and father out of you.

Oh a murderer!

What's he gonna do?

Murder me?

Yeah you wanna dead like a dead mother!

No, that can't be.

I saw off myself this morning.

No, she usually cuts up through mill road.

Well do call back when she arrives won't you?

Who was that?

The school.

Susan hasn't shown her.

Maybe some kids stopped her to give her a hard time.

Stay here and see if the school calls!

I'm gonna call the police!

Did he finish?

Because he finished.

Problem solved, right?

He'll be on the lookout Mrs. Alfonso.

Is there a pen all around?

Another call about that public masturbator.

I'm tagging off on Alfonso's lawn this morning.

Did he finish?

Hi, I'm looking for Chief Clark.

I found him.

Hi, I'm James Wallace, something new transfer.

Oh, right.

Grab a seat kid.

Scotch?

I'll take a cup of coffee if you have a part on.

Coffee.

Yeah sure.

Phil, let's make some of you.

So... It came from the big city.

I hope you don't expect too much action.

Marla's a quiet little town.

Nothing too wild in the fairies happens around these parts.

Mostly, it's paperwork or busting kids playing looking.

Well, I mean, to be frank, that kind of sounds like the change I need.

Your psychiatric exam here says you reported seeing things.

Sossers in the sky?

There's more like an adult green man.

Watching your every move with their little green eyes.

Look, I don't need eyes.

Those green men got four, five, six eyes, Wallace.

Christ.

I ought to introduce you to our local nut job.

Roy McDowell blew his wife to bits and blamed it on something he saw in the sky.

Look, sir, whatever it is I thought I saw... It's in my past now.

No, you look.

Our officers carry these.

Call 22 pistols.

I need to know that you're not going to splatter my brains out on assignment.

thinking I'm some goddamn seven-eye green man.

Just got to call the one that McDowell girls didn't show up for school.

You want my to send out a cruiser?

Yeah, it'll be a good warm-up for a space cup here.

I got a warning chief.

It ain't pretty.

It's enough to make your stomach turn.

A dollar younger.

It's a warm report of mission.

McDowell.

The wife killer I was telling you about.

Was it him?

Well, his truck was here at the scene.

And his eldest daughter called saying they left the house in a real hurry.

A hurry, huh?

Well, that's enough evidence for me to like this guilty.

Yes, sir.

I'm not the loonie to do it this time.

Cheap, cheap.

The body's only caving you've seen.

She's barely recognizable.

It doesn't have to talk completely apart.

All right, Daniels, I'm sure we're going to have it.

Guy, I'll talk a year off if you let him.

Jesus Christ.

Must have been a bear, right?

What else could have done that?

Could have been wolves.

But it would have taken two or three of those beasts to do something like this.

I don't know, chief.

I haven't seen too many wolves around these pots.

Well, when's the last time you saw a goddamn bear around here, Daniels?

There isn't a stream for miles.

Where would they feast?

I don't think an animal does this.

If it did, it certainly wasn't a fucking bear.

As McDowell's other data been informed, we found her sister.

I'll head over right away, sir.

And bring her to the station.

So, it's a father or a sister?

Sick bastard.

It gets away ten years ago, Scott freed for butchering his old lady.

Now, this... you won't get away with it this time.

You know, find him.

Scoop up Susie and get her to the corner.

So, who do we have here?

You are a real mess.

Let's have a look here.

Throw Rip clean out.

Punch your marks in the jugular.

You've got a real stink to you.

Alright, first things first.

I'm just gonna... open it.

Oh, a cage.

Oh, somebody's been drinking their milk.

That real strong bone's on you.

Alright.

This baby here is the grizzlesaw.

This is my own invention.

I'm gonna use this to hack and scoop out whatever's left of your inside.

Hold still.

You're a mess.

You're in it.

You're all rotten and bush.

Time to use the can.

Let's breathe this.

Well, that's new.

You still got a little gas left of the tank.

Don't you go anywhere?

Punch your neck, perforated jugular, and yet the heart still ticks.

It's not possible.

No human could.

The mummification.

Then piracy.

The mummification.

What's happening?

Who are you?

What do you want?

What do I want?

I've got such a bond!

Mm-hmm.

Oh, kitty.

Stand here, ma'am.

What you are all looking at is a very lucky human.

Just a little blairies.

With a very lucky little necklace that saved him many years ago.

You see, thanks to our formula, your little

teen necklace won't save you or your planet.

In fact, you will play a very important role in its demise.

How poetic that the same human who helped cause my greatest failure.

We'll bring about my greatest success!

Turn him!

Be tipped back down to earth.

Everything is going according to plan.

Soon, his little town will become my personal army of vampire zombies.

Do you really think you masturbate over here?

Oh, yeah.

This guy makes his rounds.

Oh, he's looking for a new spot to see it.

Although lately, his thing has been tugging it on all Mrs. Alfonso's front line.

Does he finish?

Yeah, he comes and goes.

Have a smoke.

Oh, thanks.

Think those little green men are lurking around somewhere?

Ah, come on, kid.

Don't give me that stunt look.

You can't be that surprised every time I crack wise.

No, if I can't buzz.

Chief falls.

What?

I really think we should have this way.

Kid, what are you doing?

Is it the masturbator?

Oh, yeah.

That's him.

I can hear that shit.

Fuck, moment.

I don't think that's the masturbator.

Come on with your hands up.

Both of them.

Six out of a bitch!

We're only turning him on.

Stop right there.

Police!

Mission open fire, sir.

Ah, shoot the fucker!

We low, quick.

I'm empty.

Down.

Can you two move?

You block in the light.

Sorry.

Look, people know you're a swell guy.

Mad Douglas, but that alone won't be enough to get you re-elected.

We've got to sell you as an image.

That's why we've come up with a poster campaign.

We think you're really going to love Mr. Mayor.

Show him, Charlie.

All right.

Folks need to know that you care about any and every stupid problem they have.

If there's a load burdening them, they need to know that you'll take that load.

You'll take it off their shoulders and straighten the town council.

Next.

Two wordy.

Okay, let's move on to the next one, Charlie.

What do parents care more about than anything?

They're little ones.

So, we paint you as a mayor who's enriched the lives of Marlowe's youth.

A mayor who inspires them.

No, that's more like it.

But let's get some more little girls on there.

I want voters to know that I touch them too.

Yeah, brilliant.

Eddie, how the hell are you?

Mr. Mayor, we need to talk.

Come on.

Come on.

It's moaning.

Wake up.

Come on.

Get yourself home and get yourself some proper sleep.

I told you I'm not going anywhere until I can talk to the chief.

Sister's been murdered.

Now, father's missing and no one's told me a damn thing.

Well, I know that the chief Carke will talk to you

just as soon as he's back from the mayor's house.

Mayor Douglas, you didn't hear from me.

How the hell does this happen?

Just last week, our biggest issue was that guy who jacks off everywhere.

I don't think you understand.

There's a lot of strange things happening in your town.

Susan McDowell was butchered, her father's are only in need.

And last night... She shot some guy who ran off into the woods.

He's long dead by now.

Find the body.

Sink it in Sadler's Pond.

No, that's... that's what I think you don't understand.

He didn't die.

Sir, I...

I think he's promised them.

No, no, no, no.

I'm sorry.

I tried to...

I've been waiting on the station.

All that.

No one's given me any answers.

I'm a sister Susan.

And my father, he went to look for...

Officer Daniel, so this truck was at this scene.

I'm so worried.

Oh, you poor thing.

I'm so sorry about your sister.

A tragic...

Simply tragic.

Don't you worry, I'm sure your father's fine.

My wife Jackie will take you downstairs and fix you some hot cocoa.

These officers open with you in just a moment.

Okay, dear.

Okay.

Come and line down.

Please tell me you two didn't shoot Roy McDowell last night.

It might have been him.

It was dark out.

What if it was that had a glowing eyes and a white face?

The people of Marlowe cannot find out our officers

are shooting people just because they have white face.

Until we get this figured out, Mary McDowell will be under your watch 24-7.

Cappiche?

Yeah, me and my human friends come here all the time.

Oh, hey.

Oh, my God.

Just a minute.

Sorry, I interrupt.

Whatever this is.

We're doing important vampire stuff in the control room.

Your father is requesting your presence.

What's your matter with you?

How have you heard of knocking?

I did.

Just get out of here, God.

Don't you mow, you're mad, don't go last.

Excellent work, Dracula.

But are we sure these two class?

Is their leader?

Our scouts found this with several other propaganda posters.

It appears this Douglas is the highest authority of Barlowe.

And you plan to suck this man.

Oh, I'll suck you dry.

We've already begun to infect the weak humans of Barlowe.

My plan is certain to be a success.

In line, we have heard from you before Dracula.

We cannot allow you to disappoint us again.

With a political unrest in the capital, failure is not an option.

Okay, I'm here.

I showed.

Now can I have the keys to the cruiser?

Well, the reds are tight.

The war!

Earth may be our only choice.

You carry wish to withdraw from our planetary union.

And our vampire dollar is at an all-time low.

Who's back there?

Show yourself!

This is my sign.

Feel him.

Feel him created the formula that makes us immune to the humans' team necklaces.

This is the one who created the cure.

Feel him.

You should be very proud of what you have done for our race.

Every vampire in the galaxy has been injected with your formula.

Now our kind must no longer fear knows horrid.

Team necklaces.

Yeah, I get it.

But that is not all your excellencies.

Feel him.

Have them the best part.

Dad, I got the date on planet nine.

You know what our space?

I don't have time for your political stuff right now.

Do you want to shift the matter what?

You're so lame.

Okay, so the team necklace formula changed the effects our bites have on the humans.

Instead of turning into vampires, the chemicals used together, vampire and

human DNA simultaneously allowing those bit in the walk around and direct sunlight.

Pretty good.

And turning the human brain into complete

mush, ran into the mindless vampire zombies.

Okay, can I have the keys now?

If only your father had had that injection when he was lost on earth.

But why should we get Dracula the chance to disappoint us again?

Dylan has more than proven his work, but he should be the one to suck the man.

Yeah, I'm flattered, but like I said, I have plans.

This is more of my dad's thing.

Wonderful idea.

Your excellencies.

I will sadden to my son at once.

Dad, what the hell?

Dylan, my son.

Tonight, you suck your first man.

The humans, there's humans that get the fuck dad, where's mom?

Where's mom?

42 should be a fucking fund if my friend's not doing this bullshit for him.

Make a formula for me, Dylan.

Can't show you a date before me, Dylan.

How about I just cancel my whole life, you fucking idiot.

Screw this.

I'm going on my date.

I heard from Plaid control room.

If Dracula doesn't pull this off, my council is going to have him killed.

Well, I heard that if he doesn't pull this off, they're going to murder him.

Shish, either way, I guess.

I'd rather be killed than murdered.

I've got to kill him.

Get in.

Tell me how this baby flies.

Fuck.

Cheap, cheap.

Yes, Daniel.

We see you.

Well, sir, we got a situation.

I think it's best you'll bring McDonald's daughter directly inside.

So McDonald's not a popular name around here.

Why is that?

As if you don't already know.

Every cop in this town thinks my dad's some kind of monster who killed my mother.

What did he...

There was this giant disc in the sky.

Are you a fool?

You must think I'm crazy.

No, no, no.

I don't.

My dad's innocent.

Okay, he was innocent then and he's innocent now.

I'm terrified that...

We never got hurt.

I've got him too.

Mary, I think we might know where... Hey, new guy.

Willis, right?

See a fucking thing in the field back there?

Good.

Christ.

I mean, he cracked my pants.

The field?

Yeah.

It's like a goddamn sci-fi picture back there.

What do you mean?

I'll get this.

Chief tells us, last night, there's some dude who they fucking pump full of bullets.

Can he... This was gonna be dead as a door now, right?

No.

The fucker gets up and grows away into the forest.

Man, Douglas, he wants us all kept real quiet, see?

But then this morning, we get called here to find an honest to Christ.

You have all crashed in the back of Murder and McDow's freaky farm.

Here, try to throw this rock at it.

Come on, whip it.

Shit.

Hey, Miss Listen.

Don't you hang Miss Listen, me?

I want answers, damn it.

What the hell is going on?

How long has this been here?

We know just as much as you do.

Right now, we need to be calm and keep this situation contained.

The mayor specifically told us...

Fuck the mayor.

I bet you wouldn't say that at the mayor we're here.

I don't care about the mayor.

And you all thought we were crazy.

How do you feel now, you bastards?

Let's all just keep cool.

We need to figure this thing out, contain it,

and make sure it's not a threat to the public.

Chuck, bring Miss McDowell here and back inside.

So we can do our goddamn jobs.

I'll go to the press.

What?

You said it yourself, the mayor wants this contained.

So how would it look on you if every paper and radio station in the state...

reported saucers crashing into our backyards?

And that officer... He said you shot a man last night?

That might also be of interest to the people of Marlow.

All right, you win.

Bit.

At the school.

At the school.

At the school.

At the school.

At the school.

No need any help.

No need any help.

Hey!

Daddy-o!

I was flying by, or passing by, when my ship, my flip-top mechanism malfunctioned.

Ain't that a bite.

Anyways, I saw a bunch of radio towers in the distance.

Any idea what those puppies are broadcasting at?

You know, I got 80, 85 Hertz.

Excuse me, moment.

Was windy during my descent?

But it couldn't have been, though.

I did fly through that smoke field.

Oh, look.

The closest grower's feather in town.

Ain't nothing out here, but tobacco fields.

Hey, buddy, you break it.

You're burning it!

I don't want any trouble.

Hey!

What's going on?

Oh!

Oh, God!

Damn it, guys!

What the hell!

I need a more old mansion from that guy.

Whatever.

Burner, Robert.

Oh, I need your dad to win!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh!

There's a lovely article about you in here, honey.

That's so.

I didn't know you touched so many children.

Uh-huh.

Oh, John, what have you broken now?

That wasn't me.

Sounds like it came from the apartment.

Oh, John, what have you broken now?

This is the fourth time this week.

He just won't stop coming.

Ah.

Enough, John.

Go stop it.

Shh.

Pee me!

You just want to stay in there and... What?

Finish?

I'm calling the police.

This is bigger than the police.

What'll it be, John?

Jen Rickie and two glasses of scotch need.

Not for me.

Why did I order for you?

Like, Dallas died.

I said she'd only talk somewhere public.

If I got to be here, I'm getting sussed.

Anyway, the point is we say one word about what we saw.

She goes straight to the press.

You heard her.

Look, I know you don't want to toss a panic, but sooner or later people have

been figured out about the shit that's happening around here.

Do you want to be on a good job?

Do you want all of Marlowe?

He's paranoid as you.

Thinking they're being invaded by your little eight-eyed green aliens.

About 90 boys.

Yeah, yeah.

Put it on my dad.

Sure, what's the name?

So what are we going to say to her?

Just follow my lead.

Sometimes it's best to take more drastic action.

It's stubborn witnesses.

Bring these back to the booth.

Well, Clark's got a few tricks up his sleeve.

And I can see the headlines now.

Dump-skink tells nobody nothing.

Hey.

Sorry for the delay.

The bartender's really dragging his ass tonight.

Got this especially for you, Mary.

Jen Ricky.

Not interested.

My head's throbbing.

Well, ain't no better cure for a headache.

They're than nice, Jen Ricky.

She's like she doesn't want to.

Jesus, can I just go in there and fuck him this up?

So what are you going to do about my missing father and dad sister?

I asked big dowel.

The honest to God truth is, I think we might have seen your father.

And I'm not sure how to give you this news without it being a bit of a shock.

Maybe a drink would make the news less shocking.

In fact, let's all suck back a few in lead news.

She's talking about controlling by the cemetery last night, and...

We heard some bizarre ones.

The masturbator?

No, see, that's what we thought too, but...

Mary, I think it was your father.

He's alive?

He charged at us.

We were forced to open fire.

He lived.

But he took 12 bullets and he got up like it was nothing.

So yes, he might still be out there, but if he is, there's something very,

very long.

I'll drink to that.

Mary?

I don't understand.

So I'll turn her back here and must have something to do with Roy.

Can't be a coincidence, right?

No, here we go.

Don't let him align you.

The big city did a number on his noodle.

Shut up!

Shut up!

The Texans, are you telling me you shot my father?

Look, the main thing is, he might be fine.

Let's not jump to conclusions.

We're cooperating with you and telling you what we know.

You need to cooperate with us and keep your goddamn mouth closed.

Now, how's about taking a sip of that gin, just sitting there collecting dust?

We'll figure it out, Mary.

Trust me, we'll do everything we can to save your father.

Why are you gonna save him?

Excuse me.

This is a private party.

Pull it big.

I'm here to help.

Drink.

The thing you saw in the cemetery?

No saving it.

My father's gone.

He's something else now.

Reanimated.

A lot of thirsty creatures, the tires to the sky.

This guy?

Oh, Christ!

So, my dad?

Is it dead?

No, geez.

Don't start the water once just because of this bonehead.

You don't even know who he is.

They call me Wayne.

What a conner.

That's my name.

Oh, Wayne.

This is a police matty.

Hey, wait, wait.

Get in the game, do you know what?

Take your shirt on, folks.

I got a game waiting.

If we don't want to hear what I'm going to show you, I ain't by me.

Please.

Is there any way to save him?

Wayne, did you mention the sky?

What's the connection there?

How do you know that?

Well... Hey, did you guys see the look on principle as Insky's face?

It's just going to be hilarious.

These permanent records are the only evidence of a school ago.

And once we burn them, it'll be like we've had no education at all.

Oh, that's funny.

What do I just clear off a seat for you?

Careful there, Elmo.

She might send a murder and father out.

What's he going to do?

Murder me?

Yeah, you want to have dead like a dead mother.

Knock her off.

Okay, dude.

Come on.

Let's burn her over.

See ya.

Your family sucks.

You're going to find this fire catch.

I don't get some tobacco leaves.

Those are light up.

What are you doing?

I got a piss.

I got it.

So thank you.

Whatever.

You see.

Choking.

Choking the way.

Light up.

Don't hand.

Don't hand.

Don't hand.

That hell.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What is that?

He's right now.

And it flew away.

Bullshit.

If someone's kid died in Marlow, there would have been a report.

He didn't die.

Hey.

Hey.

Hang in there, Elmo.

Hey.

Get your dear doctor so okay.

I'll fix you up like new.

Come and get it.

Elmo was my brother.

My best friend.

You grew up together, you know.

I've heard her first smoke together.

There's our hot rats together.

You even had our first reason together.

I'd go in the vagina.

Need to go in the butt.

And when I fell to him through that national wall.

Felt like family.

No.

It's just...

Just a pair of legs.

So your brother Elmo stayed dead?

We want 12 bullets into old nine-meg towels.

Back, back, back, back.

I'm so, I'm so, so sorry.

If I could party with some cow.

Not to fart in your corn fakes, but for all we know.

Murder and McDowell's still out there.

Not surprised.

You slipped to your greasy fingers.

You can't shoot these things.

Shit.

You cut them in half.

You got to tool them.

So what then?

You stab them?

That's your big secret?

Not to stab them.

You got to drive something straight through their heart.

I got the empire.

And no.

I get it.

The saucer behind her house was piloted by a vampire.

Yeah.

That makes total sense.

Then I have a mom got blasted apart.

I saw something similar in the tobacco fields.

And she myself finds and suits his corpse.

You can't tell me these are all isolated cases.

As far as I know, I'm the only one who knows how to kill them.

We need to tell the rest of the town.

Oh, then right there, hotshot.

Shecky's mama explodes.

You fight a pair of legs.

And now you want us to go cry wolf to the whole fucking town?

Did your fat finger out of my face, porky pig.

I'll kill you!

Stay there, fellows.

Fuck them.

Don't touch him.

It's a cop.

I don't need to see him.

And me, your cop's Wallace.

He's just the kid you didn't mean anything by it.

Cops, Wallace.

You're under arrest for assaulting a police officer.

You have the right to remain.

Stop it!

Wayne's rot!

More innocent people are going to turn into these

things if we don't tell them how to protect themselves!

Anything you say can and will be used...

You're supposed to be the town's protectors for Christ's sake!

Look, Mary, you don't want to cause a panic until we're absolutely sure.

You're not sure?

How about the saucer in my backyard?

My father taking 12 bullets, my sister murdered?

Like, let's stand up on their own, you're not fucking sure?

How can we be?

Zombie?

Space?

Vampires?

Sounds goddamn ridiculous.

Look, Mary, I agree.

You have to tell the town's people, but we have

to do this in a very, very delicate manner.

And he's ordered.

This town is now the quarantine part of the United States military.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Colonel Harlan Talbot.

I'm waiting for this moment.

Oh, goddamn life.

I'm instructing everyone of you to evacuate the

premises, and be immediately returned to your homes.

Lock and board all your doors and windows

because this is indeed a state of emergency.

The town of model is under attack.

Why have vampires on bees?

From space.

Military men, in Marlow?

Our own backyard have become an intergalactic battle ground.

And our nation's finest have been on the event.

Directly confronting several strange crafts, hovering over Marlow, and he's gone.

Despite the space flavors, our boys are holding their

own sense to America's finest and most advanced weaponry.

Oh, take that space vampire.

You might have noticed some decomposing ghouls knocking on your friends and family.

Oh, don't worry.

Our nation's finest medical practitioners work round the clock, attempting to

uncover how they've monstrous infection spreads.

Most recent findings indicate that the bureaucracy is to blame.

Infected human spawn fangs, which they sink into the double necks of their prey.

It is not at all sexual.

Meanwhile, chaos ensues.

In fear for their lives, hundreds of cowards clawed motorways and crowd bustations.

There's no good callard, for example.

Why isn't he defending his country?

And what about this son of a bitch?

You'd think they'd want to defend America from the space vampires.

They run away instead, pissing their pants like little pussies.

Marlow's finest citizens remain.

Eager to volunteer.

Press victims at test subjects.

Rather than die, they've victim reanimated.

Their brain now is on midnight.

It is not at all sexual, and the cycle continues.

That's to the drawing board, Doc.

Due to the increasing threat.

Mayor Douglas and local authorities remind you to board

all doors and windows to help keep these four epides.

One thirsty monsters at bay.

This concludes the nightly ghoul broadcast brought to you by the oral candidate,

John Douglas.

Your kids will love how hard he is.

Like the pun is going past and the pun starts next to the hall.

What's that?

A little about my mother used to say.

You don't got to stay here, you know.

What?

And let you two have all the fun?

Well, Tom, I've got a smell out of you.

I'm sorry about your brother.

I fear that every time I close my eyes.

Every time I look at the pair of jeans.

When I was 10, vampires explode in my mom.

Every night, sent shape blew up.

I walked through and feel where it happened.

Empty patch.

Tobacco never broke back.

Images of her body erupt and would play over and over.

I was the one who dragged my parents out there.

I was the one who should have stopped Susan in the first place.

Hey.

None of that is your fault.

You can't blame yourself for what vampires did.

No family's gone.

You've got no one.

Look at me.

You got me.

And I ain't got to let anything happen to you here.

Oh, Wayne.

You're positive.

There's no way of saying to him.

I don't think so.

Those things.

I invite you to take over your mind.

You become a mindless bloodthirsty beast.

But no soul left behind those cold dark eyes.

You already got me locked up.

And I got you a little privacy.

Mary, get out of here.

Hey.

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Touch her!

Come with me!

Come with me!

Do it!

Hey.

Stop the blame.

Stop the blame.

Get away.

That thing's gonna reanimate any second.

No.

It won't.

Our children.

Put your clothes on your filthy bar, young animal.

You can show up.

You're abdominal muscles in your own sweet leisure time.

Now, cigarette.

Sure.

Mm-hmm.

Light.

Good in that thing.

Mm-hmm.

Now, you'll sit in me, boy.

This could go two ways.

I can be a sweet and loving as a devoted partner, who's considered enough to draw

you a steaming hot bath up in a hard days' labor.

Or, I could be a sour as you crazy uncle.

Who lives out of time?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mercilessly while your parents are winning an application.

So, harden eyes.

Right, I'm enough to eat it.

What's wrong with you?

You fucking psycho.

Oh.

Where's Mary?

Oh, I bet you'd like to know that.

Where is Mary McDowell?

Well, don't you worry.

Our doctors are checking all of our vitals every hour on that hour.

Now, I need information.

I need lots of information.

And you are the one that's gonna give it to me.

You're gonna sing for me, little birdie.

You're gonna sing.

You're gonna sing for me.

Can I let say another sentence?

Why, are you gonna shoot me?

Well, hell.

Could be hell.

Maybe I shoot myself.

Oh, maybe I shoot a thing.

That's their fellows.

You know, shoot everyone.

Oh, that would be a goddamn show.

Find back in your life, yeah.

Yeah.

Freak.

Is he?

I was there.

I thought that that'd be the craziest artist shit that I ever done, see.

But then, lo and fucking behold, move the die to get a phone call.

Come on, David.

Yes, sir.

We got vampires.

I'll take an Uncle Sam.

Well, I'm late to blow in my sawy ass.

From here, everything that hell it is that I'm from.

And they brought me here to try and take him down.

Now, I've got good boys dying by the minute trying to kill these sons of bitches.

We shoot one of them dead.

The thing just gets right back up.

Like the day it crawled out of its monosy little coops.

My men are literally becoming the monsters that they are trying to stop.

And these ladies here tell me, hell, you know how to kill them for good.

Well, go ahead.

We're as my berries.

Yeah.

Before you spin your webylize and try to mislead me with your false information.

I just want you to remember one thing.

That can be as fresh and warm and inviting as a fresh slice of emperor pie in a mode.

Or I can be as strict as a slide, a jungle crock lurking in the by the Mississippi.

Waiting to step.

Mm, to bite me, God.

Damn.

What you're gonna be read it?

It's the heart.

Fuck you.

It's true.

You got a stab in the heart.

The only way to stop the reanimating.

What?

Stab each one of the heart.

Individually.

Well, what do you think I am?

The multi-ontinuity did you just do?

At the rate that he spoke as a multiply and that is simply impossible.

The only method that'll stop him.

Any other way on this deter the inevitable.

Unless we can deter them first and then go in for the kill.

Now that would be something.

Yes, I like this.

We are in the town.

There are over 4,000 people in Marlow.

Or they don't expect to get that many weapons.

We're in the God Bless the United States of America.

2,3,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4,4

Deep, this is a Barlow.

And then if we're a gathering, we'll take place this evening at town hall at 7pm.

The military will supply self-defense weaponry and

basic training against further vampires zombie attacks.

Oh, this is too perfect!

The land must have commanded the two gloves to decree this.

It's brilliant!

We'll turn all these fools into vampires zombies in one go!

Why, you!

The land, was this you forcing Douglas to

gather the humans all into one centralized area?

Wow!

What a smartie I raised, huh?

Dad, listen, don't get mad.

It's not that big of a deal.

But I may have crashed shit.

What?

Oh!

How did he say?

What was that, you excellent?

Sorry!

How did he hear you?

Going for a straight tunnel!

Feeling what the fuck?

Calm down, god, you're so freaking dramatic.

I'm fine, by the way.

What happened?

It's not my fault, okay?

I cut across on the outskirts of town to deliver the beta vampires zombies,

like you told me to.

And?

A malfunction with the crews of control.

I can't explain it.

The thruster shorted, the lasers went off.

The humans must have some weapon to knock our ships out of the sky.

You must figure out what they've created to cause this.

You need to.

Disguise myself?

Are you on it?

Meanwhile, we've been affecting humans on the

perimeter in town and we're closing in on the center.

Ah, God.

The council will be pleased.

Dad, there's something outside of the stallion.

I've heard rumors.

The council has lost all confidence in you, dad.

If you failed them again, you couldn't have your kills.

Or murder.

Huh?

Then I'll just have to see to it that my plan doesn't fail.

I'll go to earth and take care of their leader myself.

Hahaha.

Think this is the way...

So... I've had... I've had...

You don't want to eat me, I'm older!

He's here.

No, my wife, on the other hand, golly, she does calisthenics all the time.

Oh, I bet you taste great.

Look, you survived.

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

Doctor!

What's happening?!

Bam, fires.

I'm not afraid of you.

You son of a bitch!

She's over!

This is the first alien invasion.

Listen, are folks!

Old Bowboy, here is completely safe.

He's been restrained for the purposes of this administration.

Now... It's incredibly important that you know how

to defend yourself, We're confronted by these things.

And the technique I'm about to demonstrate is

the most effective approach we currently have.

Now, it can be a bit gruesome.

So I'm going to ask that you younger children, really pay attention.

Parents, if you could actually go ahead and force open your child's eyes.

Hey, I'm now stabbing their fight with a steak.

We'll kill the creatures.

I can't prevent reanimation.

But it's not as easy as you think.

These things are extremely aggressive.

That right?

If you can't get pulled out and try to scour,

you can't end up having a rope, true touch.

So as an extra safety precaution, I'm going to ask that everybody here take

a big step forward.

So you can really see how it's done.

And now, we have a steak.

And with one swift motion...

I knew you might need to do this multiple times.

The meat.

Yeah, you really got a worth of meat.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

You're near as heart.

You're stabbing too long.

Lesson one.

Nor are the human heart is located.

Here, it notes pig.

Lesson two.

The stabs are one.

Quick swift motion.

Might only have one shot.

So you better make it count.

Quick and forceful.

Got it?

Yeah?

Yeah, all right.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's get someone up here to give it a go.

Mary.

Okay.

Can you do this?

Quick and forceful, right?

Yeah.

You're playing, I can't.

You got this.

You saw I did that pork it down to the station.

Wait.

These are people whose lives have been taken from them.

People like my sister.

My father.

Your brother.

I know you said there's nothing left, but deep down.

It's still a human.

No, it's hard to separate these things from the people they once were.

But this thing wasn't restrained.

It came down to you or it.

Do you think it would hesitate?

I can't think of these things as people, Mary.

They're vampires zombies.

I'm space.

So I hold it like this.

No, let me show you.

No.

I really want to drive it in with one smooth motion.

Feel that?

Yeah.

Feel how warm the water's in your hands.

Yeah.

Good.

Now, plunge it.

Okay.

All right, kids, we've got it.

Quick and forceful.

That was great.

Yeah, whatever.

It's okay.

No, you can't.

No, you can't.

You got a bigger gun.

Report.

As it stands, we've managed to quarantine most of the downtown sector.

Excellent.

Additionally, we've set up burn pits for the

bodies of those vampires we've eliminated.

Oh, nice.

And that greaser, kid.

He was right.

Those steaks do work.

You should see their hearts.

Why?

They pop like carried them out.

Oh, come on.

How are we doing in the skies?

Oh, you'll flip your lid to here.

We're doing gangbusters fellow human.

The superior vampire race won't know what hit them.

We haven't made in the shade.

Really?

Their ships get them to the earth.

We have to find a way to remove their transportation terms.

Yeah, about that.

Do we have a secret weapon or anything like that?

Secret weapon?

Secret weapon?

Secret weapon?

Anybody?

No.

Yeah, one of their ships crashed down.

Bit flaked the other day?

Was that any of you guys?

No.

Is it hot in here?

Just me.

All right, all right, listen up.

We got troops around in the building.

We got choppers in the skies.

I like to call them worthy birds.

We got the mirror.

I got what is going on here.

How come no one's listening to my long-winded rant?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

I'm a shark!

I'm a shark!

I'm a shark!

I'm a shark!

Oh, slap him.

No, this time.

Not here, you idiot.

I'm a shark!

I'm a whale.

Stop!

What is that?

Whoa!

Christ, he's one of them.

Get something you use as a snake!

You may kill me, human.

But for your pathetic planet, it's too late.

What the hell are you talking about?

You, coffin.

So they've been sort of a mess.

Get him.

This is fang one approaching coordinates.

Roger that, sidewalk.

There can't probably be enough to show.

No boy here, take this shotgun.

Whoa!

Big boy!

It's on me.

Big boy, it's on me.

Big boy, it's on me.

Big boy!

Big boy!

Fang two.

Wipe him out.

You need to get everyone armed here.

You need to be facing them to that pack of little flames over there.

Yeah.

Two missiles.

Let's get the beat on those packs.

I'm taking the shot.

Now, you know, we better smarten these games up now.

Yeah, I reckon this is the last time.

We'll have a chance to wrap our mushrooms around one of these logs.

It's difficult to back a few tubes.

Yeah, there you go.

We won't make it, we'll go try it.

One more awake to retirement partner.

I got a whole box of these Cubans waiting for me, down an old Mexico.

Not to mention a hot piece of ass.

We'll get this.

Not only is he good looking.

He's nice.

He really gets me.

Ah!

Got him.

The sauce is a lot of something back up.

I'll gently leave back up.

Just don't eat it more bit on this door.

One more batch!

We'll get some tobacco leaves, those are wetter.

What's the tobacco?

I know to stop them, it's the tobacco!

For that disgusting fucking bag, though.

Greetings.

Humans of earth.

Where are you, bad boy?

Come out.

Come out.

Wherever you are.

Do not hide your eyes, humans.

Look upon your victor.

Your conqueror.

Your town is now under my control.

Rightfully so.

For I have defeated.

The chocolate.

Station's outside your city, all.

Is an entire army of your friends.

Your peers.

Your family.

There's things to turn all of you into vampire.

Find these.

What about the children?

They truly come vampire zombies.

Oh, no way, god damn it.

Listen to me, you worthless son of a bitch.

You may turn to me into no space ghost.

I lived in Marlama whole life, and I'm gonna die in Marlama.

As a god damn human man.

This fucking thing comes in here, wants to take you

and your young men to join them in those armies.

And you always just want to lie down and let them happen.

Please, you're embarrassing yourself.

You saw that darkness is head.

Didn't you?

I don't know.

There is nothing you can do.

Nothing I can do, hell have a balance in this realm.

We hope I'd issue something from the military, didn't we?

Yeah.

Get away.

Yeah!

This fucking goof can't turn us into space savers of her already dead.

Yeah.

I say we show this, fucker.

What vinyl?

No.

What about the spider?

Wake up.

Are you suggesting you're on him, right out of here?

Now we might not be able to get all of them, but we can at least go ourselves,

right?

Yeah, I guess so.

I'm with a knife.

Is that right?

Yeah.

Come on, everybody.

Wait.

What?

Nope.

I'm not fucking doing it.

I think mine's jam.

Where are you?

Right.

Where was I?

I guess.

Freeze!

Oh, no!

Yes, my children.

Fuck you.

Right?

It's good, man.

Come through here.

Right, man.

You're so nervous.

Be blessed.

Let me down.

Now we might... You're so good.

Be blessed.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Hey.

That's how we lost you there.

Uh-huh.

Listen to back.

Oh, wait.

Do you have any more cigarettes?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Ah!

It was the cigarette.

Uh-huh.

Fuck you, vampire.

Small, small, small fat cigarette.

Uh-huh.

I'll find him if you smoke yourself.

Now stand.

Be here at the gate.

He needs to make him wait, which he just got to have another cigarette.

Hey, come on.

Come on.

Come on, man.

Come on.

Put himself in his harnesses to back.

I'll be so deeply in.

He's got good stuff to that.

Come on.

Hey, hey.

Hey, hey.

Come on.

Just got to the camera.

He's got to take a ride.

Wait, stretch him up.

Yeah.

Hey.

Come here!

Wait!

Yeah.

Fine.

Oh.

Come on, family.

It's son of a bitch.

Cheepers.

That was... Hey, who's that guy in the gate?

Whoa.

Hey, wait.

Come fish on this map.

Come on.

Officer Daniels, have you seen Chief Clark?

I'm sorry, sir.

Just standing in here.

You want the last drink?

I might lay off of those for a while.

Suit yourself.

I think you're going to stay here in Marlowe after all that's happened.

I certainly don't want to be in my house all alone.

I just can't believe that they're gone.

Dead.

He was a rock.

He made sure we were safe.

I want to pipe up and say, I'll keep you safe, but you

handle those vampires obvious bit of an eye, didn't?

I can still say it.

How about we keep each other safe?

Now, this one here is for the liquor cabinet.

And this one here is for the safe.

But Chief Clark most kept his alcohol in safe.

And this one, he just felt that... Hey, Phyllis.

Do you really think I'm the right choice for this?

Oh, hi.

No one else really survived.

Looks like there's a storm, a comment.

I reckon you're right.

Hello, this is Officer...

I mean, Chief Wallace.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Did he finish?

Okay, all right.

Thank you, myself.

What?

The public masturbating?

Oh, we had a report that he was killed outside the mayor's house.

Must be a copycat coming.

Bella, with a heart of gold, with the ways of a gentleman, I've

been told to kind of a feather that wouldn't even harm a flea.

But at me and a certain character met, a guy that invented this cigarette,

I murder that son of a gun in the first degree.

Of course, it ain't because I don't smoke myself,

and I don't reckon they hinder your health.

I've smoked him all my life when I ain't dead yet.

But nicotine slaves are all the same, but a patent party or a poker game.

Everything's got to stop while they smoke the cigarette.

Smoke, smoke, smoke, that cigarette.

Pup, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to them, they'll

send Peter as the golden game that you hate to make him weak.

You've got to have another cigarette.

In a game of chance, the other night, old-ame fortune was doing me right.

The kings and queens just kept on coming around.

I got a full and I bet at high, but my bluff didn't work on a certain guy.

He just kept on raising and laying the money down.

He'd raise me, I'd raise him, I swear to blood,

you've got a sink or swim, he finally called.

He didn't raise the pay.

I said, Ace is full about how about you?

He said, I'll tell you in just a minute or two, but

right now, I just got to have myself a cigarette.

Smoke, smoke, smoke, that cigarette.

Pup, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to them, they'll

send Peter as the golden game that you hate to make him weak.

You've got to have another cigarette.

The other night, I had me a date with the cutest little gal in these 50 states.

One of them hybrid of pound fancy to the veins.

She said, she loved me and it seemed to me

that everything was about like it ought to be.

So, hand in hand, we strove down lovers late.

She was so far from a chunk of ISR's mooching party was going real nice.

So help me, Hannah.

I think it have been there yet.

I give her a kiss, a little squeeze.

She said, text, excuse me, please, but I've just got to have a filter cigarette.

Smoke, smoke, smoke, that cigarette.

Pup, puff, puff, and if you smoke yourself to them, they'll

send Peter as the golden game that you hate to make him weak.

You've got to have another cigarette.

I'll just send you away to, but that's all right.

Anyway, you do.

Well, Mama, she done told me.

Mama told me to.

Son, that gal, you fooling when she ain't no good for you.

But that's all right.

That's all right.

Anyway, you do.

If

you time is young, when you vote to be party

with me, hang around, you don't that's all right.

That's all right.

That's all.

Anyway, you do.

That's all right.

That's all.

Anyway, you do.