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Tonight, the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunite for a riveting two -part

reunion. You talk out of your ass. How many lawsuits do you have? You're going

to let her say that, right? You're an asshole, you look like an asshole. Mandy

says, ready?

We're ready, honey. You point your finger at me, you get in my face. This

you threw a table at her, because she's a professional victim.

I put it on an airplane.

This is Ramona Singer.

Ramona? Yes, who am I speaking with? You're speaking with Andy Cohen.

Oh, my God, Andy. Why are you answering the phone? Because we're in the middle

of the Jersey Housewives reunion.

I want to make out with you. I got to tell you something. I'm a very good

kisser. Oh, my God.

Million dollar question.

Any possibility of you and Frank?

Is there a part of you that will always resent him?

Guess what?

Let's bring out Kim D.

This isn't going to go well.

You want to take that?

It matters. I'll take f***ing jabs at you. What are you alleging? That she's a

madam? Yeah, she's a madam. You stupid bitch.

This is not happening. Shut up. The barrel level of my life. Running through

woods.

Don't talk about my lawyer.

I won't talk about yours.

We're talking about my lawyer.

You would be on Housewives of Bellevue. Thirsty.

Pathetic. Bellevue. Shame on you!

I will tear this set apart.

Don't get off that couch. I won't. You mess with me a bit, and you go right

to jail. Clink, clink. Come on. Good

evening, everybody. I am Andy

Cohen, and tonight I'm with none other than the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

And in the year since I laughed that down with you ladies, a lot has changed.

This season, we said goodbye to Jacqueline. Thank God.

Okay, you were happy about that?

I mean, I wanted her to come back this season because of Danielle.

There's always next season. Okay. And we welcomed a new housewife, our first

ever with pigtails.

Hey, Margaret.

Hey, Andy. No pigtails today, Margaret.

No pigtails tonight, Andy. I thought I'd do a little surprise.

Wow.

Dolores, you look stunning.

Thank you.

You said that you got a little tune -up before the reunion.

I did. I had my Botox, my lip a little bit, and a little touch -up here.

Hi, Siggy. Great to see you. Hello. How are you, Andy?

I'm great.

Of course, Josh, he's at college now.

Is it true you drove all the way to campus to do his laundry? No, I went to

campus, and he had laundry in his room. I put it in my car, drove back to

Jersey, and then I mailed it back to him the next day.

I have some laundry here.

I'll take it. Okay, great.

Hi, Teresa.

Hi. You are full blonde now. Do you like it? I love it. Do blondes have more

fun? I mean, how much fun can I have if Joe's not here? Right, right.

Melissa. You didn't say how I looked.

I told you that you look great. Do you like my dress?

Your dress looks great. Thank you. We match.

Yeah, because I have blue on? Yeah. Okay. I want to make out with you. I got

tell you something. I'm a very good kisser. Can I try?

It's been a long time. Sometime we'll try.

Melissa, is that dress off the rack from Envy? Yes, it is, actually.

Super cute.

Thank you. Well, Melissa, over the years, we have seen you go from suburban

housewife to wannabe pop star to an entrepreneur with an envious wardrobe.

Let's see how you take charge at work and at home.

You like that?

Yeah, I have an orgasm. I wanted to surprise you. With what?

I bought this place.

You don't go by a restaurant and not tell your wife.

With Envy, my biggest problem right now is trying to separate it from every

other boutique. I have to go to Milan.

If you want to take a trip or whatever with me, I would definitely love that.

Big businesswoman now.

You know, going to Italy a week before the grand opening of the restaurant.

is all me right here. It is all you.

You know, I was really upset.

When you first decided you were going to open up a restaurant.

But you really do give me my space with envy.

So I'm going to back off you a little bit.

Kat from Milwaukee said, Melissa, kudos to you for not slapping Joe across the

face when he blindsided you with a restaurant.

Tell the truth. Did you secretly beat him up?

It's just not something that I want him to do. Because he works now from 5 o

'clock in the morning until 7 o 'clock at night.

But then when he brings it back to the family and my mother -in -law, you know,

you get soft for all that.

Lisa from Oyster Bay said, Melissa, I would have flipped a table at Teresa

she said you weren't blood.

You're a gorga by injection.

Do you think Teresa really does not see you as family?

No, I think she does see me as family.

I think she says really stupid.

sometimes you don't always say the right things either no i'm not saying i do

but i say less stupid than you do i think do you say more stupid than she

don't keep track what's your guess i keep track she definitely says oh my oh

does and let's not even go there no i actually i appreciate this a lot more

because that's how i am with my sisters like no one's gonna ever come between us

again dolores do you think this sister -in -law bond yes will last? Yeah, I do.

If they could get through this, this would have been a brawl. This would have

been 10 rounds, a fist fight. Non -stop boxing. I was actually thinking the same

thing. Me too, right? Melissa,

how is Envy doing?

Great. Really, really good.

You went all the way to Italy just to buy clothes?

Well, the whole point was to try to get something different than the boutiques

in New Jersey have.

Margaret, what do you think of the way Melissa is running her boutique?

I think she's doing a great job. What's so great about Melissa, it's like her

personal style. So it's almost like you're going into Melissa Gorga's

Faith from Kansas City said, Margaret, be honest. Those are not real pigtails.

They're clip -ins. The long pigtails are definitely pigtail extensions.

I had no idea there were pigtail extensions. There's extensions for

Look at everyone on this couch.

Right here. No, they don't.

Stop it. Yeah, that's what I heard. Who would want that?

You're right. American. Yes.

Okay, see?

Did you see Betsy Johnson's tweet? She posted a picture of herself in pigtails.

She said, I'm still rocking pigtails at 75. I'm watching New Jersey outside.

I know. And she wrote to me also. She did. She direct messaged me. You remind

of Betsy Johnson. Yeah, so I was so happy. Well, Margaret, this season

got to meet. a career woman with a colorful wardrobe and an even more

past. You really do bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

Watch.

I'm the founder of a multi -million dollar business, the Macbeth Collection

Margaret Joseph.

I actually run my business out of my home. I hear you cackling in the back.

We're allowed to laugh at work, okay?

All you do is laugh. I don't hear work.

Okay, wait, no.

When I met my husband, Joe, we were both married to separate people. He had come

into my life because he's a contractor, and he came in to do our molding.

Before Joe and I got together, my stepkids were my entire life.

So now, two of them don't speak to me.

Do you think there's ever a chance that the kids would ever speak to me again?

Is there ever a chance? There's always a chance.

Have they reached out to you since the show aired?

No. I know they watch the show.

Do you think they're pissed at you about referencing that?

Maybe. I think they know I'm heartbroken. I think they knew I was

before. You raised them? I raised them. I was 24 years old. They were age 14 and

16. To be 24 and to raise those at their young ages and for them to forget that,

it's sad.

It's an ache nothing could ever, ever get filled. What do you want them to

That I love them. They're my whole life. I would be their...

Drop of a hat any day. I just I want to be with them. I take crumbs Margaret

Because of you, we now have three husbands named Joe on the show.

All height challenge. That are also contractors in New Jersey. But yours has

jealous streak. Are you still not allowed to hire outside contractors?

Well, I mean, I think based on the way we met, I would understand why he's

anxious. But I think it's cute and charming. I think he's a little

don't think anybody's chasing after the Marge at this point.

Olivia from Annapolis said, Margaret, you're the new girl, but you just

keep your mouth shut, and it got you into a lot of trouble.

Do you see now why you should have occasionally kept quiet?

Olivia, Olivia, Olivia.

You know, I could be offensive sometimes.

I agree. But I just think, you know, that's my general humor. Dolores, do you

think Margaret's funny?

I do. I do. I enjoy Margaret. I just don't think Margaret really likes it. I

don't agree with the way Margaret went about things.

I've apologized 5 ,000 times. Your apologies last.

One Mississippi. Two Mississippi.

Three Mississippi. Four Mississippi.

Five. And then what are you doing? You are bam, bam, bam, bam, bam again.

The only genuine thing you said to me this entire season is that you want to

destroy me. Yes. And you've tried to do it the entire season. Yes, I have.

Exactly. I have because I'm an Israeli.

You're messing with the wrong girls. Bring it. I am. Go ahead.

When Andy says it, ready?

We're ready, honey. Yeah, don't worry. Don't worry.

All right, we'll be right back.

This isn't going to go well.

Coming up, is there a part of you that will always kind of resent Joe?

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Even when it seems like you ladies can't agree on anything, the one thing you

all share is a love for your children.

From first loves to separation anxiety to pancakes in the face, seeing you with

your kids leaves us in stitches. Take a look.

Okay, you're more of like, I would say, a multiple girl type of guy, while I'm

more of a one girl type of guy.

What the f*** did he just say?

Oh, you don't feel 18.

He is all about his girlfriend's cookie, but let's not forget, he came out of my

cookie. No, no, you don't need a juice box, get a bottle of water. No, no, no,

bottle of water.

Really, Melania? Stop.

No, you do that with cake.

Dolores, what's Frankie's current relationship status?

He has a very nice girlfriend, a new girlfriend, and this girl is so sweet.

Oh.

Clarence from Burbank said, Margaret, you wrote in your blog, if I talked

my son's girlfriend's cookie, my son would ignore me, too. Do you think

inappropriate?

I just made a comment that if I talked about my son's girlfriend's vagina, I

think he'd be ignoring me too. I think it's more appalling that she's talking

about marinating her pussy in pot.

I'm sorry.

I said puss, by the way. Okay, sorry.

Pot puss.

Marinating it. You let it soak a little bit. It gets juicy.

Like a chicken. Like a chicken. Call it the way it is.

Did you put it on the airplane?

No.

I put it on airplane mode. I saw her put it on airplane mode.

It's Ramona.

Oh, my God. She's obsessed with her. This is Ramona Singer. She loves me.

Ramona?

Yes, who am I speaking with? You're speaking with Andy Cohen.

Oh, my God, Andy. Why are you answering the phone? Because we're in the middle

of the Jersey Housewives reunion, and you have now just busted Melissa, who

her phone on. I really did. And you might be interested to know that Melissa

you in her phone as Romana.

All right, well, we're in the middle of it now.

Talk to you later.

Now, you put this on airplane. I'm sorry.

All right.

Well, that was a reunion first. That was funny.

Teresa, Lauren from Bayhead said, are you finally disciplining your girls or

you just waiting for your husband to come home and do it for you?

I disciplined my girls. Hold on, they lost me.

Then they lost Joe.

It's been crazy few years. They lost my father -in -law. Then they lost my mom.

That's why nobody could compare themselves to what we're going through.

It's been a lot. And nobody's walking in my shoes.

Denise from Scranton said, you write in your blog that you and Melissa will

never go back to your old ways, yet we see glimpses of it through the season.

Are you guys really friends or just allies?

No, that's what sisters do. They fight. We're sister -in -law. If we went from

where we were and you guys thought never have an argument, I mean, aren't you

going to think that that's a little... Then it would be odd. Teresa, I asked

at the last reunion if Melissa was banned from visiting you in prison. And

said, no, the approval process just took too long.

Now, in your last book, you said she was banned.

Yeah, she was banned. So you lied to me, eh?

Yeah, I was trying to be nice.

No, I get it. Like, we weren't, we had no relationship.

We weren't at a good place, like, when I left.

So, you know, I didn't want to make up while I was there.

I'm like, when I go home, everything will be fine.

Teresa, from being a single mom to losing your very own mom, this season

showed us that even with a husband behind bars, you are Jersey strong.

Take a look, Teresa.

My mom, she fought really hard, but the pneumonia was too hard for her.

She was pretty amazing.

Mommy, I miss you so much. Why do you have to leave me?

I miss you so much.

I know. I know. Me too.

I wish Joe would have been on top of everything a little bit better, you

You have every goddamn right to feel the way you do. Because you deserve.

Your feelings are legit.

Yeah, I need to let my walls down.

Yeah. Can you guys remember the last time we saw Daddy?

No. It's been a while since we saw him.

All right, we're here, guys.

Yay.

I said, this is hard.

I said, not only did it to me, you did it to our daughters. And why weren't you

on top of everything?

You know, I'm like, I didn't sign up for this.

You've been through a lot.

I know.

What struck me in my heart was seeing your dad crying so freely. Every day.

That even broke my heart even more because I don't know what to say to him.

goes into the cemetery every single day.

He does. Every day. How old was she?

66. Oh, my God.

You blamed Joe for the year you lost with your mom, which he apologized for.

But is there a part of you that will always kind of resent him just a touch

that year that you lost?

You know, I guess when he comes home, you know, he has a lot of making up to

You know, I was hurt, and a lot of anger came out, and which...

I wrote that in my book, and it kind of was therapeutic for me to get those

feelings out because I was keeping everything inside.

It was surprising to see you access that anger, and I know that some of you were

surprised too.

Would you all stay with your men if they went away?

I think I would give them a lot more hell than Teresa's giving Joe.

I love her honesty on that. I'm sorry.

Yeah, like I trust you to the max. And I'm assuming that you're doing

right. And that's not, I've learned from her that that's not the way to be.

Right. And she preaches that too. You know what I mean now? And I love my,

but I don't know. Was there a moment where it was a conversation for you?

you were thinking, am I going to stay in this?

Um, no, there wasn't. There wasn't.

Do you think Joe will be different when he gets home? Oh, definitely.

How?

I mean, I was different.

Does he seem different now?

Yes. Like, now he watches the show.

He does?

Yeah, and he's like, wow, he's such an asshole.

I'm like, yeah.

Once Joe gets out, there's a possibility that he could be deported back to

Italy. I mean, Italy's a beautiful place to live.

No, I know.

I mean, I wouldn't mind. You know, I'm just saying. Right. That means you would

move there.

Listen, whatever God has planned for me, that's what's going to happen.

And I will embrace it the best I can.

Sandra from Nashville said, I read online that Joe has been verbally

recent phone calls and that you plan on filing divorce papers before he gets out

of prison. Any truth to this? Was she on the phone with us?

People, I can't. Oh, my God.

Listen, I mean, you guys see me flip a table, you see me push you, you could

tell I don't take s***.

Like, I don't take s***. So if my husband didn't treat me the right way,

me, I would not take it.

I always throw my husband in his place. For real.

On that note, we're going to be right back.

Coming up... Your husband killed a bear with eyes, nose, mouth. He shot it.

Like, I'm a fraud. Oh, my God!

We're back with the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Siggy and Margaret, we have seen catfights before in Jersey, but your

claws really came out this season. We have learned one thing.

Nobody better call Siggy soggy ever. Take a look.

This is Margaret.

She beats to her own drum and no one tells her otherwise.

I'll tell you today, we did something very special thanks to Margaret.

We all sat and wrote a note to our lost loved ones.

How disrespectful can you be that you can plan a whole memorial and not pick

the phone and call me? I brought you in.

Where's the respect?

Oh, look at you.

Is this all the personalities?

There's literally a shrine to Siggy.

What if there was like a real crisis, what reaction would you have?

Probably a bigger one. How do you feel about that, Margaret?

Siggy, or better known as Soggy Flicker with all the crying.

You're so, you have no compassion.

You're like, you're like an ice princess. I want to take her and pull on

pigtails until they come out of her head. I hate the bitch.

I mean, she starts crying hysterically. I mean, if she says it's because she has

no uterus, I'm going to freak out. This woman has no uterus. She doesn't. Cry

every day.

I'm very sorry that I hurt you. And that is a true apology. I do not want to

take a girl down, ever.

I'm not over it!

Ugh, it's draining!

You're 50!

You're one of the ugliest human beings in the world for making fun of me!

Figgy, throughout the season, you told everyone you were hurt by the Soggy

Flickr comment.

You did sell Soggy Flickr t -shirts at the retreat.

Andy, I like to take a negative and make it into a positive.

Now when people call me soggy flicker, I don't mind it that much. Lindsay from

Seattle said, Teresa, Siggy is always saying that Margaret has no heart.

Do you think that Margaret has been too tough on your friend Siggy?

I don't think the soggy flicker was a big deal. Like I thought it was kind of

funny. You know, I think we all laughed when she said it. Okay, what about the

rest? I think they both hit each other below the belt. We both were hard on

other. Yeah. But I apologize.

And when I apologize, I meant it. Margaret's sharp with her tongue.

denying. But they're both sharp. I love that they both have a mouth. I'm always

defending myself. I don't start it.

All right.

Julie from Tampa said, Margaret, why didn't you make sure Siggy was at the

ceremony for Teresa's mom on the beach since she's the one who invited you to

Boca? I didn't realize these two weren't coming. I get in the van.

Like the geeky new girls. We didn't realize it either, don't worry. I asked

Danielle, where's the geeky new girls? They didn't answer the text to go to

yoga. And it turned into this debacle, like I had some nefarious plan to

undermine not inviting these ladies.

Siggy, do you believe Margaret when she says that this memorial was not pre

-calculated? Um, no.

You don't? No. Did you see that wreath? Yes.

You don't just walk into a flower shop and they just have a wreath. I didn't

walk into a flower shop. Where did you get the flowers?

There, from the concierge. Okay, and when you were telling the concierge that

you needed flowers, how about calling your friend and saying, hey, Siggy, I'm

just ordering a wreath for Teresa's mom, who I never knew. I knew Teresa's mom.

Yeah, and I appreciate that both of you wanted to be there. I feel bad they

weren't there, but it wasn't pre -calculated. Okay. All right.

Charlotte from Rittenhouse said, Siggy and Dolores, having a pigtail party to

make fun of Margaret is about as mean girls as you can get.

No, that's fighting back.

Okay. But if we did that, if I did that, you would annihilate me.

Margaret, we've been playing tennis with each other back and forth.

But I didn't take it as a personal offense. I didn't even get mad. I said,

guys look great in pigtails.

I can take it. I can dish it and take it. Well, I think that's a huge

here. But, Andy, I apologize for everything I did to her. What about the

My medical condition. I'm going to tell you.

I was ridiculing your behavior, not your medical condition. So why are you using

the uterus? Why are you using the uterus? Because you said... No, I'm

tell you... Are you letting me speak?

You want an answer to why I said it? Let me speak.

Okay, so anyway, I just want to say... I can't.

Blaming all your emotions and your instability and everything on menopause

having a hysterectomy is victimizing to women as far as I'm concerned. Like, cut

me a break already.

Margaret, how do you feel about Siggy now after these months have passed?

Her personality is just so abrasive.

No, everything she's done on social media, and then, you know, constant

things, reporting me to PETA.

I had death threats. I never reported you to PETA. I don't even know PETA's

number. What are you talking about? Did you not tweet at PETA, PETA, she's vile?

I retweeted PETA. Why at PETA? Why? Answer the PETA question. Why at PETA?

Because you have a dead bear in your foyer, and you're making fun of my foyer

that has pictures of me? Don't talk about my foyer. I won't talk about

What about veal? I eat veal, I wear leather shoes, and I have a fur coat.

In an aluminum cage? Your husband killed a bear. A little bear.

With eyes, nose, mouth. He shot it.

Like Elmer Fudd.

He shot a bear.

He took out the gods. Who shot the bear? Her husband.

And then he says, Marge, I got a present for you. It's in your foyer. You make

fun of my foyer, I'm going to make fun of what's in your foyer. Oh my God,

talking about...

I'm not talking metaphor.

What I'm saying is don't start everything to the next level.

All right. We'll be right back.

Coming up, Danielle, you said Melissa had reached out, venting to you about

Teresa. Well, yeah, she was. I remember it clearly.

Let's not go there again.

We're back with the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

For years, fans have tweeted and blogged, when are you bringing back

Staub? Well, this season, thanks to an unlikely friendship, your favorite

housewife from the past made her way back to the Garden State.

Let's bring out Danielle. Here she is.

Hi, Danielle.

Hi. Wow, very understated. Well, that's me. You know that.

Very good. Have a seat.

Thank you. Hi, Henry. How are you? Great to see you. I love the hair.

Thank you. I have to say, you know how I feel about you. You look amazing.

Thank you for that. I appreciate that. I'm not going to be, yeah, that's as far

as it goes.

You look stunning.

We'll leave it there.

Danielle,

the last time we saw you on The Real Housewives of Jersey was season two.

That was certainly full of drama. I have to imagine this season was... A lot

different for you. Quite a bit different, yeah. Teresa, if someone had

five years ago that you and Danielle would be on a couch together here and

friends, would you have ever believed it? No.

No. Well, Teresa and Danielle, we never thought we would see you go from

flipping tables on each other to having each other's backs.

Let's take a look at how enemies became friends.

Prostitution whore! You are f***ing gay 19 times!

More flowers.

Where are the flowers from?

Danielle just sent those. Danielle's thumb.

Remember when mommy flipped the table?

That's Danielle.

Oh, wait, this is not a straw.

I can't believe, like, we're here. I mean, it felt very natural. Like, we

just picking off where we left off.

Wow, Danielle, very awesome.

That's great.

I didn't mean to call you those names. That just came out of anger. I admit,

like, if I had to take it back, I would take it back. Would you be willing to

say that to my daughters?

Are they both here?

Christine is not willing to sit down.

Oh, okay.

I had no intentions of ever hurting you and your sister at all. And, you know,

I'm truly sorry.

I do accept your apology. It was years ago. I'm just happy that everything's

better now and that we can move on from it. This makes my heart amazingly happy.

Danielle, last time you were at a reunion, Teresa pushed me.

I didn't mean to.

No, I know you didn't. She did toss me.

Do you remember what you were so mad about?

She said that I didn't go see my nephew in the hospital.

Right. And what Danielle said at the time was that Melissa had reached out to

her on Facebook.

And what was the tone of those messages?

She was young and venting. She was venting to you about Teresa?

Well, yeah, she was. I knew what happened back then. I already knew.

to tell me. It is no secret that Teresa and I...

Did not get along.

I take full accountability for that. But there was obviously bad blood. No one's

denying that. I don't think Teresa's going to deny that. And I'm certainly

So let me ask you this. Did you genuinely go into the season liking

Or it seems like... She'll tell you that. Because I genuinely liked her when

everyone else didn't like her. And that's what caused some of the messages

between us. I never saw when you guys...

show season one, and maybe I'm like one of the only people, I never saw what

this woman did wrong to any of them. And I'll say that forever. Thank you,

Melissa. Listen, I was pissed off.

I reacted.

Right. And that was it. But there was never any ill intent towards her. I

wanted to hurt her family in any way.

And I do believe that. And I wanted her to know that.

Danielle, the moment that Teresa flipped that table, how did that change your

life? Well, it affected my children.

Okay. And then when they were beginning to be bullied by things that she said on

their show, like daily blowjobs and stuff like that, my kids were actually

walked up to at one point and a boy unzipped his pants and said, do what

mom did. And Christine really wanted to leave the school.

So we left.

We left the town altogether.

Teresa, you apologized to Danielle's daughter, Jillian. Does Jillian really

forgive her?

Yes, and it's really starting to sink in. She actually texted me today saying

something I never thought I would hear her say. She said, just tell Teresa good

luck today.

Wow. Yeah. Do you think Christine will ever be open to talking to her? I think

Christine's definitely coming around, yeah.

Maddie from LA said, Danielle, I know what Teresa did to you, calling you a

prostitution whore and flipping a table on you, but I don't know what you did to

Teresa. What did I miss?

You were, like, putting my husband down.

It was after he did a gay slur, though.

I remember it clearly, yeah. Let's not go there. Let's not go there. I mean, I

remember it was to pay attention.

That, like, turned me, like, that was it. That set me off. That set you off at

the table. Yeah, that was the button. And then, number, I can't remember right

now. Help me, Daniel.

I'm sure I told you. Help me remember why I don't like you. Can someone help

her? Because there's a lot.

Danielle, I read somewhere you had sex in the bathroom at the Gorga's

opening. I did, but I asked permission first.

You did not get my permission.

I know. I told Teresa.

I mean, she asked me. I didn't even know what things she was going to do. But

who really cares?

Isn't that a health code violation?

But it was a private party, so does that count?

What was your reaction to that?

It was unnecessary.

It was like 500 degrees in there. The air conditioning had broke at the time.

what point do you get like, you want to have sex?

I thought it was 100 % inappropriate and disgusting.

Yeah, you've done some inappropriate, disgusting things, too. Never that.

Trust me, never that.

Inappropriate. You can judge me all you want. You judge everyone.

Shut up, Margaret, with the faces.

You don't have to annihilate her.

She's not my people.

You're not for me.

I wasn't asking to be for you.

Believe me, you're not for me either.

Molly from Sturgis said, Dolores, after all the bad blood between Danielle and

Teresa, why is Teresa allowing Danielle to get close to her? Is she naive?

You know, Teresa's a big girl. That's her decision. It's something she feels

wants some closure with or whatever it is. It's on Teresa if that's what she

wants. She's a big girl.

Who knows what can happen? But if it doesn't last, Teresa, I won't throw it

your face that I warned you. Don't worry. Okay.

We'll be right back.

Coming up... You don't know me.

From a hole in the head. Believe me, I got your number. Yeah, you've got my

number, but it's in Afghanistan.

Let's get back to reality.

Yeah, you would be on Housewives of Bellevue.

That's your number, Housewives of Bellevue.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

Ladies, everybody loves a good food fight, but yours involved throwing a $1

custom cake that led to tears, a never -ending feud, and a very memorable

therapy session.

Let's take a look back.

Happy birthday to you!

It's so pretty!

This cake is not just any cake. It was really personalized and a tribute to

Melissa.

Jersey. She's funny now.

I mean, seriously, let's not kid each other. My IQ is a lot higher than these

girls.

I can't even.

Since you guys act like animals, I'm going to act like an animal, too. You

keep going.

Yourselves. Everybody, I want to ask you a question. I want everybody to shut

up.

That's nice. If I have a cake made for you for your birthday, if it's being

thrown across the restaurant, how many people think that that is rude?

Please raise your hand.

Thank you.

Who put the cake in a restaurant?

Here you go. Melissa, that's all I wanted.

That's all.

That's all I wanted.

All right.

You haven't had an issue since, right? So, Siggy, the cake. You had it made

special for Melissa, right?

Yes, the pastry chef at the Boca Hotel Resort who's been making cakes for my

family for years, Jordi, made a beautiful cake. Two tears plastic, one

cake. Plastic, that's the base, but there you go again.

Did you see me picking up the icing?

Yeah, I know, plastic. Really? Did you see when Teresa picked it up, the whole

cake? Yeah, it was two tears. I thought it was cake. In any case, there was a

lot of thought and time and effort that went into it. There, the shoe, the

pearls. And I was very, very excited about giving it to her. her here's the

thing i never said i didn't understand that she was upset about the cake cake

was absolutely beautiful i told her that i think i said thank you thank you

thank you i love it it's gorgeous

I had no idea the cake was coming in my face. But once it did come in my face,

okay? After we ate it.

After we ate it. I had fun with it. I'm like, you little bitch.

Boom. We're talking about like... And I just want you to know that your hair was

back and that's why I did it. Because if your hair was down, I probably wouldn't

have did it. Okay.

Whatever makes you feel more comfortable. No, but then it was

I'm like, what the f***? And I f***ing threw it. I got mad that it was plastic.

I know. I was...

upset about the fact of the name calling. I think that's what triggered

day to happen. The animals. The animals, the trash, we're from Jersey, the IQ.

I was picked.

I was drunk. I didn't remember a lot of the things. I was trying to save

yourself because I know you were drunk. Yes, I was. And I felt bad for you. I

was like, take it down. But you always pass things off like you were trying to

be nice and you weren't. She was embarrassing herself.

Excuse me. So what? I'm amongst friends. Excuse me. Hold on. So can you excuse

that we threw cake amongst friends? I am a human being, but guess what I do?

Guess what I do?

I own it.

You should learn from... Really?

You are the least self -aware. You own it. Own it doesn't make it right. Patra

from Houston said, Dolores, you backed up Siggy when she said she didn't call

everyone animals.

But after seeing the show, you know the truth. Can you finally admit she was in

the wrong and said that? Yes. Yes. Wait, wait, wait. Let's make everybody happy.

Watch. Dolores, please tell me I was wrong. You're wrong, Siggy. I was drunk,

Dolores. I didn't remember it. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you hold me to a higher ground. I guess it's the kosher thing. I

don't. I was wrong. I was wrong. And I was wrong.

Kelly from San Francisco said, Siggy, please explain why pouring wine out on

table is okay, but throwing cake outside on the ground is not.

Well, first of all, when you're sitting at a table, you're at your table, right?

And what I was upset about is my husband's name was brought up, and after

while of her taking jabs, I said, enough, I don't want to talk about this

anymore. What was the jab? What was the jab? Tell me what the remark was. The

remark was at dinner.

We were talking about me finding a happy medium to not working so much to spend

time with Michael.

Margaret had asked, well, don't you think it's a little bit controlling?

But is that coming out to say, is he controlling? If that's the conversation.

he controlling her comments?

Did it need to be made? I don't understand how it's a jab when you were

Let's not take everything and analyze it. We're there to have a good time.

we're at a reunion. We overanalyze everything.

Okay. Siggy, Craig from L .A. said, why did you feel like it was appropriate? to

call out Melissa about the cake incident at that party and humiliate her in that

way. Yeah. I didn't like the way that that went down. You only see one side. I

understand that. Mm -hmm.

Andy, if I'm with you, I'm animated.

I want to make everybody laugh. I want to make everybody smile. No, you wanted

to shame me. You wanted for everyone at your party to look at me like I was the

asshole. It was humiliating. I was embarrassed.

I didn't want to leave because I didn't want to cause a scene. I was pissed.

I'm not going to. I was pissed. I was like, wow.

My intention was not to shame you. My intention was to prove a point.

I might have taken a different approach.

To prove that you were right and I was wrong?

To prove a point of.

Just admit that throwing a cake across the floor in a restaurant is

inappropriate, and I just wanted you to acknowledge my feelings. That wasn't the

way to do it, if you ask me. Okay, if someone did that to you because you are

sensitive... You would be super insulted.

You would freak out. I would be sensitive if you did it to me. If

to me, I would not be sensitive. I don't believe that for two seconds. Okay, you

don't know me from a hole in the head. I believe me. I got your card. I got your

number. Yeah, you've got my number. Honey, you've got my number, but it's in

Afghani. Let's get back to reality.

Melissa, if you and I are together, and I said to you, Melissa, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It was just the frustration of saying, can I just get...

Acknowledgement, we haven't talked. Do you understand that that whole weekend,

getting back, I talked to her, I talked to everybody. I didn't talk to you. I

know, because you only knock on her door, never mind, to apologize. Okay,

this season, I really do think that you could have had my back a little bit

more. Last season, I didn't disagree with you as much as I do this season.

no, this season, you came at me hard. Listen, I didn't agree with a lot that

came out. It was a different Ziggy than I knew last year.

So knowing that you shamed her, do you apologize for that?

Maybe it was important.

and I apologize if you were embarrassed.

She apologizes if you were embarrassed. Because that's an apology. Another

example of Margaret always inserting herself where she doesn't belong.

Thirsty.

Pathetic. Bellevue.

Housewives of Bellevue. You're crazy. You know what? This is a good place to

take a break. We'll be right back.

Coming up... Melissa, do you understand why Siggy and Dolores would insist on

staying friends with Kim D?

No. Why do you like this human being? I will never understand. Because I've

known her five years before I knew you, and she gives a shit.

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion.

I want to ask Teresa something. When you saw the scene where Melissa was shamed

at the party, what was your reaction?

I mean, I think Melissa handled it very well. How would you have handled it? I

don't think that so well.

You would have went nuts.

Yeah, I would have been embarrassed. Like, why would you do that? Like, you

know, why would you embarrass me like that?

Does it bother you that in Boca, Siggy said she had the highest IQ of the

I feel like it was just the reaction. It wasn't like, oh, it was the IQ, or oh,

it was the trash, or oh, it was...

You're now making us feel that we're underneath her. I don't like to be

down to. I don't enjoy that. I don't feel like I deserve that. And then when

went to her friend's house, it was another jab asking us to behave

was just a bad, we were not vibing in focus. Does Siggy have the highest IQ in

the group? No. It's higher than Einstein. Did you know that?

167 .5. Well, it definitely wouldn't be Margaret.

Is it 167 .5? I tell everybody it's 167. I just make that up to make people

laugh. Oh, you made it up? Yes. Like you made up your career with no degree.

Relationship expert. You don't need a degree to be a relationship expert.

Obviously, because you're not one. You're so jealous of how much money and

successful I am. I don't even talk about money.

Damien from Portland said, Siggy, you say in Italy that Teresa and Melissa

to defend you against Margaret.

Isn't that pretty hypocritical considering how silent you were about

last year and Kim D this year? First of all, I was not silent. The whole season

was me trying my hardest to bring friendships together. It destroyed me to

those friendships fall apart.

But I've accepted it.

And we've all moved on. Melissa, do you understand why Siggy and Dolores would

insist on staying friends with Kim D?

I am completely baffled over that choice of friend for either of them.

This woman legit tries to ruin business affairs. And family. It's not someone

they grew up with.

Do you know what? It's not their cousin. It's not their sister. This is

somebody, though. But she's known her for 20 years.

She's not somebody new into the world. You guys have been friends with her

through a lot of worse things.

I was friends with her at one point, too. Until she said something horrible.

No, but here's the thing. I can't just take a side. I don't agree with what she

said. I don't agree with what she did. If it wasn't a fundraiser, I would have

said, listen, Kim, there's too much going on right now. I cannot come.

That's fair.

Carly from Cleveland said, Siggy.

You say you are all about heart and soul, but Kim D has neither.

How do you justify helping Kim D if it hurts Teresa?

Well, Marty, every time a friend gets in a fight with my friend, I'm going to

say I can't be friends with you.

Why do you like this human being? I will never understand. Because I've known

her five years before I knew you, and she gives a shit.

Look at me, Danielle and Teresa, who would have thought that table flipping

Danielle and Teresa would be friends?

You guys might make up with Kim D tomorrow. You just can't kind of dictate

somebody likes somebody, why they don't. And Piggy and Margaret might make up

too. Right.

It's different, I also think.

Soggy, calling someone a bitch.

It's Kim D. And I don't, you know, know her. I've never had anything to do with

her. But when she said something like, Joe is cheating on Teresa, Teresa's

cheating on Joe, that just doesn't hurt Teresa. That hurts Teresa's entire

family. So to defend her, it's complicit when you just continue to walk in her

show and still associate with her.

Well, guess what?

She's here.

Let's bring out Kim D.

Jesus. Hi, Kim.

Hi. I guess they let the animal out of the cage.

Don't get on that couch. I won't.

It's like a thriller video.

Wow. I thought this was Real Housewives of New Jersey, not Tales from the Crypt.

So funny, Teresa.

So what are you talking about?

Who jabs at you? You'll mess with me, bitch, and you'll go right back to jail.

Okay? Clink, clink.

Next time, the reunion comes to an intense conclusion.

You're a liar. You're pathological. Shut the fuck up. Don't tell me to shut up,

you scat.

You have no self -awareness. You're crazy.

How many lawsuits do you have? You steal from other people.

I didn't steal from other people, bitch. That's not what I know. You come.

For the jugular. What you feel and you feel and you feel, I don't give a shit.

All right, he's asking me a question.

Here's her moment. Oh, my God. What are you alleging, that she's a madam? Yes,

she's a madam.

You have not held yourself accountable for anything.

You do not.

Shame on you.

Shame on you.

Wait a minute.

Be gone.

Be gone.

Don't want anything to do with her.

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