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This past season on the Royal Housewives of New Jersey. Hi, everybody!

This is all me. Everything, one for me, one for the store.

No!

Daddy's home.

Yes, my ex -husband who cheated on me is moving back in.

Are you still dating that guy?

Yeah, yeah.

What? Do you think David appreciates you?

Because I made the mistake of not appreciating you, and I regret it.

We're throwing the birthday gala.

Oh, my God.

You've got to clean up all that s**t. What s**t? This house looks like a bomb

hit. Need we say more?

Well, why can't we talk about college? Have you decided where you want to go

yet? No.

You should let Joshua go wherever he wants.

She was the glue that stuck our family together, no matter what.

Mommy, I miss you so much. I can't believe it.

No, no, no. No, no, no. Bottle of water.

Can you just try it? Stop arguing.

There's days you're like the devil.

Your mother's birthday's coming up. I really think you guys should do

nice for her.

I wish Joe would have been on top of everything a little bit better, you

have a little bit of resentment.

She needs to come out and say that she wants an apology.

Ziggy, better known as Soggy Flicker with all the crying. You're like an ice

princess. I was so angry.

I said, maybe you're an anti -Semite. No, I don't want to accuse her of that.

When I'm angry, Daddy, she brings out the worst in me. So the best way to

that is not to get in any conversation with her at all.

Can you come over for a minute? Can I be Margaret's mom? No. Can I introduce

you? No, you can't.

And now, the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary.

I love it. And you'll find my face.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.

If you're not about the namaste, get the hell out of my way.

I know. I'm so excited to see my dress.

You're going to love it. You're going to go crazy. I'm sure I will.

Hi, baby doll.

Hello. Hi, guys.

I'm so excited.

Me too.

So I'm going to go get the dress, and then I don't know if you want to get

undressed now. I'll just wait. You know, my girlfriend's meeting us here. Oh, so

no rush? Oh, I'm so excited. I love Danielle. No, we can wear the dress. We

wear the dress. All right, no problem. My 50th birthday is coming up in a few

days. Oh, my God. Is that not gorgeous?

That is.

But the truth is, I feel like the young girl, because I'm delusional.

Wow. How crazy is that? I'm always going to be 20 -something in my head. I'm

like Forever Young, like Goldie Hawn.

I hope I can pull this up on my hips.

What's all that noise?

I'm trying to pull this thing up. Hold on.

I've got to adjust my tits. It's a great dress.

Right? Yeah.

And luckily you don't have to go get waxed, right?

Mom! Jesus!

Ow! My hair!

It's too tight on my neck!

Habib!

Can you come here, please? We're having issues, Abeem.

Seriously, I think the wrinkles on my neck are f***ing coming up.

Okay, I got an opening for you. The boobs?

Yeah. Wait, what about here?

Wait, and you know where else? Right there. That's easy.

Five minutes.

Okay, I'll get undressed. I'm just going to back it up. I'm going to back it up.

I'm going to back it up.

Hi, babe. My dress is too small.

It's stunning, though. It's a gorgeous dress, but it's too tight right now.

Should I now say hello to your mother, maybe? Say hello to my mother.

You know what it is? It's bizarre.

It was rude.

It was rude.

Do you find her to be rational at all?

No. I don't understand anything Sticky Flickr does, but I'm not going to

uninvite Sticky to my party because anything I do to her, she blows up into,

like, Epic proportions.

The truth is, I don't want to start World War III. You know what? Is she

to be able to hold it together at my party? She better.

Larry, my party planner, he will kick her ass out.

Anyway, I think we got some good news.

Do we think it's better?

Yes.

Don't hurt her getting that on her. All right, we're going to try. I mean, I'm

all for a little peep show. Well, you've seen me naked. You've seen the margin.

I have, honey. You're beautiful.

Ready? Oh, gorge. Do you like it?

Gorgeous. Do you love it? Your ass looks banging in it.

I don't think I need spanks. No, you do not. I don't have a stomach. I'm 30. You

do not have a fat ass.

There it is.

Hello.

Oh, Josh, did you see these t -shirts?

Mom, can you get me this?

What is that? A flask.

I'm not getting you a flask. For water, for water.

For water?

Let's go check out the tuxes.

What if I wore black, black undershirt, black tie?

How about no, no, and no, because it's just... Hi, guys.

Hi, how are you?

I'm Siggy. Nice to meet you. This is my son, Joshua.

My son's going to prom. Okay.

And we're looking for a black tux. Josh, let me get you a try on shirt and we

can try some stuff on. Perfect.

Let's do it.

When they say time flies and you say, okay, time flies. It's really true. My

is graduating high school.

Wow.

I like this. Yeah, I like this too. We'll take it.

It's just so surreal.

Joshua's leaving me soon and I don't know. I just want to.

Spend every moment with him.

Would you ever wear a hanky, Josh?

They're actually really nice. You can get this one.

Navy blue.

For your tux? It would work when I'm at Penn State.

I made my decision.

You did not!

Sorry. Wait, did you really?

Mm -hmm.

Joshua!

I'm so happy. We are, Zig.

Three and a half hours from the house.

My car.

I'll never have to get on a plane to see my child. Josh, I'll be there every

weekend. What? I'm going to be there every weekend. I hope not.

Josh, you don't understand.

I'm coming every football game.

But you have to text me first before you come.

There's no surprising me, okay?

I'm a college kid now.

Don't make me cry.

You're a great mom, Sid.

You guys do this. Come on.

Okay, let me.

Mom's going to be home soon. It's going to be a surprise for her.

All right, guys.

Make sure you all say happy birthday to Zia Teresa.

As soon as you get to this door, you smell garlic.

Hello.

Oh, it smells good in here.

Wow, what's up? Hi, Gab.

Where is your mother?

She's meeting with her book publisher, so she'll be home in like five, ten

minutes. Okay.

What's up, Melania?

Ever since Joe's been away, the girls have been getting Teresa a hard time.

know, they're taking a little advantage.

So look, I got these coins. Let's write something for Mommy. But now, it's great

to see them all getting along and participating in this beautiful birthday

they created for their mother.

Hey, everybody, bring your cards in this room, okay? Thank you for being you.

Mommy just texted me. She'll be home in two minutes.

All right, guys, she's coming.

Everybody go like this, because when she walks in that door, we can go,

surprise!

until she comes.

back from my daughters they have had a tough few years they have and i know

take their frustration out on me meet the ball for all my little meatballs but

by them surprising me for my birthday party like they do wow me you know

you like you always question yourself if you're doing a good job as a mom and

looking at them i'm like i didn't do so bad and i'm going to see daddy this

weekend who's coming with me i know you have cheer So, Melania and

Adriana, we're going to go see Daddy on Sunday. Are you excited?

It's been a long time, right?

Because, you know, everything that we were doing with Narnia.

Wait, and you haven't been there since then?

I mean, now.

You're talking seven and a half to eight months.

Wow.

That's a long time not to see your husband.

I mean, it's just, it's been busy.

And Teresa may say it's because she's been so busy. But I know she's angry.

I feel that she's afraid to show Joe how angry she is.

So, yeah, it's been a long time.

To be honest, I'm nervous to see Joe after all this time.

And I want to hear him say sorry, like, and really mean it. Because it's

festering in my brain and it's just something that I can't stop.

That's how I know I definitely have to express it. Because if I keep it inside,

it's not going to be a good thing.

Thank you, girls. I love you.

This is the best birthday ever.

No, this is not really the best birthday ever.

I wish Mommy was here.

But I'm happy I have the four of you girls.

We love you. I love you, too.

Oh, gee, that was so nice.

Oh, I said something good.

Happy birthday.

I love you.

Coming up. You guys excited to see Daddy?

When he comes home, so many things are going to be different.

I wish I could rewind the time.

I wish I could rewind the time too.

Little Frankie.

Frankie, do I look pretty? I didn't wear any makeup today.

Yes, you always look pretty.

So this is where you spend your weekends with your friends?

Yeah.

Hi, guys. You guys like the lanes?

Yes. Guys, take the lanes 1560.

Thank you very much. Enjoy, guys. Thanks.

I think when he said to me the other day, let's just, the three of us, go

I hang out. I was like, where are we going to go? I thought we were going to

strip club or something. I was all happy.

Next thing you know, I'm at a bowling alley.

That's what the difference is. I raced him, not you. You're exactly right.

Let's do this.

I'm ready to go.

You're such a good kid.

You're always so worried about me and him getting along.

We're getting along just fine. I love my son. I know.

When Frank first moved in, I worried about how him and Frankie would get

You've got to get your shit together, Frankie. Don't embarrass us.

But you know what? At the end of the day, we figured it all out as a family.

think I baby him. I think you're hard on him. Let's meet in the middle. I have

no problem with that.

So Frank and I are just both trying to favor the last few weeks before Frankie

goes off to Sacred Heart University.

Wow, Frankie!

Look at that!

Oh, I'm up.

Dad, are you going to stick around the house when I leave?

He's so happy, Daddy. He loves being home.

Can you tell? I do.

Honestly, I'm in the best place I've been for a while.

I really don't know how long Frank and I will live together.

If it's not broken, Frankie, we're not going to fix it. People always want to

put Frank and my relationship in a box.

They're like, well, what is it? Are you with your husband?

Are you with your boyfriend?

All I know is I'm a lot happier than a lot of people I know.

When you're husband and wife, you have to be there together.

We're not husband and wife. We're together because we want to be in the

house, all right?

Now what, Frank?

I don't know.

We can come bowling three times a week.

All right, come on.

Impress us. Let's go, Mom.

Good job, Mom.

Mom, at least you're getting better.

I don't care.

Marlaney.

Yes?

Baby doll, we got to finish the bed. Tell me to sleep in.

Okay. Okay.

Enough with the disco diva. Can we finish this? Okay.

Por favor. Okay. What are you wearing to the party?

I put a nice dress.

Are you going to be dancing?

Disco, disco.

Hi. What are you doing?

Nothing, nothing. Marlena was folding.

Joyce is here.

I'm dying to see the rendering of the ballroom. Aren't you excited?

I'm so excited.

All right, good.

Hi. I've been waiting for you. I'm so excited.

Want me to carry that? No. No, you can't look at the rendering. I'm not looking.

Joe, maybe help Joyce go down.

I don't want her to break a cankle. Break a cankle? We've cleaned it out a

little bit. Much better.

I'm so excited to see your vision.

I put Joe through the wringer with this room renovation.

I can't live like this. I'm moving it as fast as moving it can get done.

Yes. Tuft it and build it.

It'll look like a whorehouse.

There's worse things to look like. I'm just hoping when Joe sees the

he'll kick his ass into gear. Because if it's my 70th birthday that I'm waiting

for, I mean, I might be like burying Joe under the house.

So this color palette. Wow. That's great. So that would be that over there,

banquette. You'd build a marble bar there. And we'd reupholster the sofa. Is

that like a black leopard?

That's like a gray glittery velvet. What color would the fireplace be?

So.

This is existing.

That does look super cool. And then this is white.

Kill me now if you make that white.

It's going to look superb.

It will look superb if it's white. Yes, it's true. It will. It will. It will. It

will. My turn. You can't pick everything else. I get a little choice here. Okay.

I'm willing to keep it dark. Joyce did amazing rendering. It's going to be

great. All right, Joyce, I'll talk to you in a few days.

Excellent. Thanks so much.

But this renovation is never going to be done in time for my party. It's two

days away. So we hired Lauren Scott Events to make it look fabulous for my

day. I'm very excited.

I know I've steamrolled this whole thing. I'm so appreciative that, you

you don't give me a hard time all the time. I give you a hard time, but you

a hard time. Otherwise, you would go and run rampant. And only God knows what

we'd have for a house.

All right, let's go.

The last time we did this ride, my mom was still here.

The last time I was going to go see Jeff, I had to turn around because my

went to the hospital.

I wish I could rewind the time.

I wish I could rewind the time, too.

I did lose time with her, and I feel like it's his fault.

So... Sucks. Life sucks.

When he comes home, so many things are going to be different.

Like, I can't... I just... Talking to Joe today is not going to be easy. We

have a three -hour window to see him.

What are you guys going to tell Daddy when you see him?

I mean, I never want to bring up serious stuff around the girls because I know

the girls love spending every minute with him.

Why?

You have a lot to talk to him about.

I just want our daughters to know that he's really sorry about letting them

because that's what he did. He let us down.

All right, we're here, guys.

Yay.

Finally.

How was it for you guys to see Daddy?

It was amazing.

I love my Daddy.

I know. He misses you guys.

I miss him more.

I'm sorry. I got emotional.

The moment when I saw Joe, I got really choked up. And all that courage that I

built up to ask him to get an apology just, like, went away.

When is the next time we're going to see Daddy?

I don't know.

Coming up.

You think Joe apologized?

The way I've been hearing my sister talk, that if he doesn't apologize, she

might walk.

She sounds like she's going to walk.

Whatever you do, you got to make this quick because I'm hungry.

Thank you.

All right. Mm -hmm.

Joe, I love it here. Look how cute.

Oh, look at these coasters.

Hi, how are you?

Hello.

Margaret requested all her gifts from here. You don't know her. She's so

psychedelic. I swear to you, this is what she would like.

She has fun parties, though. Her last party was a lot of fun.

Oh, Trisha just texted. She's 10 minutes away.

Okay. So she went and saw Joe this weekend.

I know.

Do you think Joe apologized?

Normally, do I think he's the apologetic type? No. Teresa has come to a place

where she wants Joe to accept that he's the reason a lot of this has happened to

her. The way I've been hearing my sister talk, which I've never heard her talk

like that, that if he doesn't apologize and do the right thing, I don't know,

man. She might walk.

She sounds like she's going to walk.

And she needs to know that when he comes home, he's going to back her up with

this and become this new family.

I want that for her so bad.

What is this?

Let's get her this. Put it down.

It's a nose.

Hi.

What's up, Teddy? Hi.

Look at this ice bucket. Feel how heavy this thing is. What's this, a

nutcracker? Nice. Nice, right?

Maybe if I do the ice bucket and you do the matching piece that goes next to it.

That's fine, yeah. Joe, I need your credit card, honey.

Whatever you guys got to do, hurry up and pick it out because I'm starving.

See what happened this weekend. You see Joe?

Yeah, yeah.

Like when you saw him, did you feel resentment? Like, oh, I can't even look

him? No.

I was nervous.

I got emotional.

I lost 11 and a half months to my mom.

I said, not only did it to me, he did it to our daughters. And why weren't you

on top of everything?

You know, I'm like, I didn't sign up for this.

Oh, you said all of this to him? Yeah. And then I said, I want to hear, you

know, sorry, you know.

And then he's like, Teresa, do you read my letters and do you read my emails?

He's like, I've said that to you so many times. I'm like, yeah, but sometimes I

said, I want to hear from your mouth. It means more.

He's like, yeah, I'm sorry.

So he apologized.

Yeah, he did.

He's like, I'm so sorry. He's like.

I'll never let anything like this ever happen again.

And then I started crying, and then he started crying, and he hugged me, and

girls were crying.

I'm amazed.

He's not the type to apologize.

No, he's the hardcore, old -school Italian, but he finally said to his

sorry. He seemed, like, sincere, and, you know,

fuck.

Sad, you know?

I just always think about mommy, and then when he comes home, it's going to

so different because she's not going to be here.

And listen, no one's perfect.

Everyone, you know, makes mistakes.

This was a big mistake. This was a big one.

You better make it up to him when he gets home.

Let's see you, Joshua.

Wow.

Nice. Joshua, I cannot believe it.

Oh, my gosh. You're so handsome.

I want to go to the prom with you. How do you like that?

I don't like that.

I can't believe it. He was a baby.

This is Joshua with his piggy and your pacifier.

And now you're going to the prom.

Oh. They're here.

You excited mom? I'm like free. I'm like trying to contain my excitement. I'm so

excited.

Oh my God.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

Thank you. Come, come. Why did I get any compliments or whatever?

Wait,

hold on. You guys really look like you're getting married.

Oh my God.

It's never going to be easy to say goodbye to my firstborn. So can we go

and just take a few pictures? Perfect.

But I'm starting to realize our relationship is not going to end just

he's leaving.

One, two, three.

Beautiful picture.

I know that I'll get through it. I'll survive it. And it's just a cycle of

I can't believe that they're leaving the house. You don't have to worry about

us.

You don't have to worry about us. We're going to be destroyed.

Oh, my God. I'm a train wreck.

I'm exhausted.

Tonight is the big night. I'm excited, but I'm a little concerned.

I mean, that ballroom, there was holes in the floor.

But Larry, my party planner, he said, don't worry.

He could do it.

Whoa, you look fabulous.

Thanks, sweetheart. I mean, how good does the house look? Let's look around.

Show me around. Show me around. I'll take you around.

Oh, my God.

Beautiful.

Unbelievable.

I cannot believe what you did. Joe, I want to leave the room like this till we

renovate. I want to leave it. Actually, this is the renovation.

So here is your little graveyard of disco boys. Are we allowed to leave them

obsessed? I mean, Joe, I would leave the house like this so we can have parties

all the time. One minute to 11, then it all goes back on the truck. No, no, no.

One minute to 11, then it all goes back on the truck. Larry, I never imagined a

party like this. 50 and Fabulous, everyone's going to die when they see

Coming up.

By the way, I'm not skinny.

How the f*** am I getting on this? Is that a real horse?

Papa? Look who's here. Your two girlfriends.

I mean, how do you feel? You have all these women. Papa, I'm going to

party. You want to come?

Look, look. Look at how much he loves this.

You like a blonde better now?

Much of the same.

Oh, yeah?

I don't know about that.

Let me call David.

So much for that.

That's typical.

I mean, he works so much, and I have a lot of respect for that, but he has to

have a life, too.

So who's coming with you tonight?

Frank is coming with me tonight.

I don't know what the future holds for me and David. So are you doing the black

wig or no? I'm not sure about the wig yet.

David not having a lot of time for me right now is kind of okay.

For now, Frank's filling the void, but I'm not so sure that...

It's going to be okay in the future. Okay, we are ready for this.

I actually love you with black hair. Do you really?

Oh, my God. It's Sharon.

Melissa. Yes, doll.

What are you wearing?

You got your pecs out, baby doll.

Studio 54, no?

No, you got to pop your collar for Studio 54, like John Travolta style.

How about this?

Mmm, yummy.

I don't think I like the collar, right? Nah, put the collar down.

It just came from Dolores'. Oh my God, does she look so stunning?

Amazing. So you think that there's going to be drama tonight?

You know, it's so funny because Margaret and I don't have, you know, great

chemistry together.

This girl, she's so insensitive that I can't even believe I'm going to her

party.

Where's Joe? Let's get a picture of us together. You look so unbelievable.

Thank you for coming.

Deb, what's going on? How are you? Good.

Roger. I just came to say happy birthday. Thank you.

Thank you.

Hi! You're so Cher.

You look beautiful.

Hi.

I see horse every night.

I guess Siggy's running late.

I'm just hoping that when she gets to the party, things are cool.

a lot of junk in the trunk.

Wait, wait, wait. Here's a chair.

That's better. Hold on. And then you're going to hold her.

If this works, it works.

I got the scooch down. I feel like it's very slippery.

Is that a real horse?

No. That's cool.

Thank everybody for coming.

My dearest oldest friends are here. I have amazing new friends that I've met

recently. I've lived a very, very blessed life.

I am so blessed to have such amazing friends.

My ex -husband, my mom.

The only thing that's missing today is my kids.

With all that said.

I feel so lucky and I'm just so happy. I could look back one day when I'm 90 and

say, wow, I've been one lucky girl.

I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with all of you. Thank you so much

coming today.

That was a nice speech.

Very nice.

Margaret and I have had a bumpy road, but we do have a connection where she

understands my relationship with my ex -husband. So maybe everybody's heart is

different, but there's a heart there.

And I'm glad I could be her tonight.

Everybody drink and bus dance all night.

It's good.

It's alcohol.

I'm going to say some hi to some of my guests. How are you? Nice to see you.

Wait, wait, wait. Yes.

What?

I just heard. It could be wrong.

Are you kidding? I'll be back.

Did you hear what happened?

Is she going to come?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I heard Ziggy is not coming.

What? No. I heard someone said, I'm not kidding, she might be in the hospital.

Oh, my God.

Coming up.

I'm not kidding. She might be in the hospital.

Oh, my God.

Let's find the other girls. I've got to find out what the story is.

Let's go. Let's go.

Have you been a student at this school?

Way back when.

You were doing some crazy stuff. Oh, no, no, no. My drug of choice has always

been alcohol.

Look, I really do hope Siggy's not seriously hurt, but what are the chances

she literally falls on the way to Margaret's fabulous 50?

She has a swollen, almost a broken ankle. If this is an excuse...

Siggy didn't fall on purpose.

If Siggy didn't want to come to this party, Siggy just would say, I'm not

coming. All right, she really doesn't want to come to my party. No, but you

what? She was coming. This was posted an hour ago.

Oh, that's a beautiful outfit. She was all dressed, ready to come.

Siggy might have said not so nice things about Margaret, Danielle, Melissa, and

even myself.

Since you guys are like animals, we're going to have to explain to the

restaurant that we're from Jersey.

acting like trash if you want to.

You're one of the ugliest human beings in the world for making fun of me.

But she would never fake an injury.

And you don't question someone when they say they're in the hospital.

Hold on, I got a text.

Love you, Dolores. They are taking x -ray of hip and ankle and cat skin of

Oh, she just texted me the same thing. She never texted me.

I think it's weird that Siggy's going out of her way to text the other girls

not me.

host of the party she didn't text you no she didn't text me but i'm gonna give

her the benefit of the doubt i don't even think she's crazy enough to fake

something like this but boy i'm almost relieved because now that she's not

coming at least the night's gonna be drama free but you know well good i hope

she's okay

was like, if I don't like somebody and I don't really want to go to their party,

I'd probably be like, oh, my head hurts, I can't go.

So you're saying she threw herself down the stairs not to come? No, I'm not

saying... Was she crazy? I think that. Let me tell you something about her. She

was brave enough to embarrass you when you went to her house at the party. If I

have a cake made for you for your birthday, if it's being thrown across

restaurant, how many people think that that is rude?

Please raise your hand.

Thank you.

That's all.

That's all I wanted.

She also called you trash.

And the cherry on top, she defended Kim Dick. So you're telling me she didn't

scan this tonight?

lot to say to you.

Danielle's looking to pick a fight with her tonight.

My God, my shoulder's killing me.

My ankle's throbbing.

Tonight has been absolutely horrible.

As I was getting ready for a party that I'm not even like super excited about

going to, my heel missed the step.

And boom, I fell down 18 stairs.

I'm going to sit you down, and you're going to put your leg up, okay? Come on.

Oh.

Oh. That's not so much.

The hospital released me with a sprained ankle and a contusion on my arm, and

I'm just grateful that it wasn't worse.

You know why I have to go now? What do you mean?

Because Dolores is texting me from the party.

She's like, Siggy, Danielle's saying about you.

I'm pissed at Danielle saying that I faked it.

I mean, really? It's just crazy.

I'm in a lot of pain, but I'm walking into that party because nobody talks

Siggy Flickr like that.

But we'll go in there, do what I have to do, and get the hell out of there.

She's coming.

That's on Danielle.

That's what she was talking about.

Michael, ask them to keep our car here.

I want to steal Dolores out of there.

And Teresa.

And Melissa.

Oh my God, this is like one of the best parties ever. Do you know what your cake

looks like? It's coconut and chocolate.

What's up, brother? Great party, man. Hey, great speech.

I can't believe Siggy showed up tonight.

Right there shows you that she does want to make things better with Margaret.

Why don't you sit down over here? Thank you for coming. I'm so sorry.

I can't believe it. Well, they took a CAT scan. Nothing is wrong. But I was

wearing those heels, and I missed a step, and I rolled on this side six

like this. Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

Hi, Danielle.

Hey, how are you? I'm good.

Did you guys think I'm faking it or something? No, I thought you really

want to come. No, this is what I thought.

I'm like, bitch threw herself right down the stairs before she would want to go

to Margaret's party.

I'm sorry, that's what I thought.

I'm not surprised by anything that comes out of Danielle's mouth.

But I'm disappointed that Melissa drank the Kool -Aid.

Are you kidding me?

You know how much I love myself.

I mean, come on, she makes a really good point. Nobody loves Siggy more than

Siggy. She has nice legs, right?

Nice legs? Stop it.

But then again, it says a lot that I even think that she might do something

that. So, I'm sorry that you're hurt. That sucks.

I got admitted to you. I didn't want to come.

I was scared. I was really anxious.

She had no reason to be afraid to come to my house.

I've never publicly humiliated her.

I haven't called her an anti -Semite. When I make up with her, I think it's

genuine. And then she attacks me again for no reason.

She's the game player here, not me. We can have social graces together.

And I invited you to the party. And you were very sweet about it that morning.

So I was a little shocked when you didn't want to meet Marge Sr.

be with Teresa and Melissa.

All right, but you came to wish her a happy birthday. No, she didn't. She just

did it. I extend the olive branch constantly, and she just comes to be

guys. So what's the point?

Because I love them so much.

Siggy is acting like a megabitch right now. We're not asking you to be BFFs

Margaret, but at least just be cordial with her for her birthday.

If you don't want to be here, just leave.

Thank you.

There is a God, and God is good.

Bye -bye.

I'm going to go.

I feel bad about your leg, but just go. No one's coming with me. Are you coming?

I don't think these three are coming with you. I'm going to help her.

I'm not going to leave. I'm just going to walk out with her. Listen, Siggy's

in the right frame of mind to be here. She's clearly in pain, and she's

obviously annoyed that before she got here, everybody was saying she copped

of the party.

All right, let's go. Let's go. Come on, come on.

You know what? I'm sorry, but who comes to someone's party and says that?

What you said to her, hon, I'm sorry. You're like, I came here for Teresa. I

did. I'm not a phony.

I mean, listen, she really did get hurt. She had her out not to come. I don't

know why she could have stayed home. I'm over it already.

But I mean, hon, I think you came a little bit for Margaret's party, didn't

No, I don't want to be a phony. Oh, my don't me.

I mean, Figgy's behavior has not been the best, but I do know her longer than

Margaret, and, you know, she's been there for me.

You have every goddamn right to feel the way you do. You're allowed to be mad at

Joe. You know how you always said you even have a little bit of resentment

because you went away, and that time you were taken away from your mom?

But it gave your mom an opportunity to really bond with your girls.

So I wanted to be there for her. Listen, I'm going to leave with you, and my

loyalty lies with you.

You are? Yeah, Dolores and I are coming with you, okay? Okay, let's go. Okay,

let's go.

Obviously, there's no way in hell I would let Ziggy Flickr leave that party

herself. But it's really nice to see that now Teresa sees where her loyalty

should lie.

She's just saying she thinks Teresa left with Ziggy and Dolores. You saw her get

in the car?

I have no idea.

Are you kidding me?

I'm not sure why Teresa left with Ziggy and Dolores.

I thought we were going to have a great night and then she runs off with those

two lunatics.

The group is divided right now. But with the way Ziggy's been behaving, let's

just say I know I'm on the side of rights.

You know what? I'm not going to beg people to stay. And I'm disappointed in

Teresa, but I hope she has a good excuse.

That's all I have to say.

We're doing the cake. I'll make a wish.

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