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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. If I have a cake made for you

for your birthday, if it's being thrown across the restaurant, how many people

think that that is rude? Please raise your hand.

Thank you.

Melissa, that's all I wanted.

That's all.

Who cries about a cake? Siggy, better known as Soggy Flicker with all the

crying. You're like an ice princess.

Do you think that she's coming around after the things that happened in the

because she wants to be your friend?

All I have to say is this, Teresa.

Sleep with one eye open because she's up to no good.

We're going to have three kids at college. I want to dive in and work

You know what I thought of? What?

Overnight retreats. We wanted to kind of go through every lady here and bring up

exactly what you think is wrong with one person. So who wants to go first?

I'll go first.

I would like to choose Margaret.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. If you're not about the namaste, get the

hell out of my way.

So now really pretend you're each other. Take on each other's persona.

And there's no right or wrong here. Okay. So you're a soggy flicker. You're

soggy flicker right now. And I'm Margaret.

Oh, this is not.

I was just so upset because, you know, I feel bad for that pastry chef that made

that cake. You know, if I made that cake, you know, it was so beautiful and

disrespectful to the cake. I mean, I'm just so devastated about that cake,

Margaret. I'm so devastated about that cake. I mean.

And we're solving things how like this?

We're all little fans of role playing. Listen, I've been the sexy librarian.

I've been the French maid. I'm not going to lie.

But I don't think this kind of role playing is going to result in a happy

ending.

My turn?

Oh, this is not going to be good. You feel?

For a pastry chef?

Who are you? Who has a heart?

Who has a soul?

I don't get you.

I find that very, very pathetic, and it's annoying on the highest level.

All right, so that was really hard to watch.

So how are you feeling now?

I mean, I'm happy that Margaret and I got a chance to connect on this trip

because I feel like she got a chance to get to know me. When I was younger, I

was bullied for my name.

So you calling me Soggy Flicker, Margaret, brought me back into a time in

childhood that I was really, really bullied.

But look, what you guys really need to know about me is calling me Soggy

cut me to the core.

Because... Stop crying!

No, no, no. Okay.

It just brought me back.

to a time that I wasn't accepted and bullied over my name. I'm emotional. I

like, you know, hey, it's one of the greatest things about me that I take

in. It's not your weakness. It's your strength. It is my strength.

And I think you should focus on that. You know what? That's what makes you

Yeah. Listen, when I said soggy flicker to you, I thought I was being cute,

clever, and hilarious.

I didn't know it was going to cut you to the core.

Knowing that would hurt you that way, I would never do that again.

No, and I appreciate that.

I am devastated that I would hurt her that way and I cut like little baby

You know what I mean? I feel like I... No, but that's the truth. That's what I

did. I hurt her like inner child.

I mean, that is painful.

And I want to apologize because my attack of you just came from a place of

not going to be bullied and I'm not going to let her get the best of me. I'm

going to fight back because that part of me I am very proud of.

I think we're good now. Thank you. And I hope I just didn't cut you to the core

again.

And you guys match.

And we have matching leggings. That's amazing. All right.

So the next person is Melissa.

Is there somebody in the group that you have an issue with that you want to

raise? Siggy and I had a little bit of trouble the last couple weeks.

Why don't you call us up to the front of the room?

If Siggy can get over Soggy, then there's hope that her and I can dance up

the sunset together because I don't even remember what we're arguing about.

I think it's about cake.

You obviously have expressed to all of us that you were super, super sensitive

about that cake, and I get it.

Let me explain to you how I viewed it, okay?

And you're me, and you just welcomed me into your home, okay?

Hi, everybody.

This is Melissa Garga.

She's really just an asshole because she took the cake, and she threw the cake.

Wouldn't you say that she's an asshole, everybody?

Yes, we think you're an asshole.

Yeah, yeah.

was not to embarrass you i wanted to like say hey can't you just recognize

fact that i put out a lot of thought and time into this weekend and guess what

happens did i over exaggerate yeah i did okay i think it's a big deal what

happened with the cake you don't but i was still upset you know i just don't

like when people point the finger that's all i'm saying i probably could have

been a little more sensitive but so you could have too do you know what i'm

saying yes i do But I feel like I'm a good friend to you, and we just can't

break this one wall that I'd love to break because I love you. Well, let's

it. I love you. Let's break it. I want to break it. Let's break the

motherfucking wall. Isn't that why we're here? To break the wall?

Can we break?

No,

right. See, I feel better now.

That was great.

All right, who's next?

Yeah, I'd actually like to call somebody up and finally clear the air.

I've already had two run -ins with Danielle.

I really can't predict what's going to happen when Danielle calls me up or if

she calls me up because it depends on which button she wants to push of mine

that time.

Coming up, no marriage is perfect. You know, I do have a little bit of a

resentment for Joe. Did he say to you, I'm sorry for everything that happened

before he went away?

Whose turn is it now?

Yeah, I'd actually like to speak with Teresa about an old wound, if you

mind obliging. Yes.

Come on.

Wow, I was expecting Dolores.

Me too.

Oh, my God.

As Melissa would say, thank you, Jesus. I'm so happy I don't have to go up there

and resolve things with Looney Tunes.

So, I'm coming from, I can't even.

Start this without crying. All right. Because, you know, we're in a really

good place.

And I want to stay there, but I'm glad you're bringing it up. A wound that's

really open still.

And it's really open for my kids.

Calling me a prostitution whore in front of them, it rocked my world.

Prostitution whore? You are engaged 19 times?

being made fun of constantly for that name, my kids got bullied for that too.

And I think I just need to hear you say that you really didn't mean to hurt my

kids and I. And I swear, I didn't mean to call you those names. That just came

out of anger. I admit, if I had to take it back, I would take it back. Would you

be willing to say that to my daughters?

Yeah, of course. If it really bothers them, yeah. It does.

None of us are perfect. We all make mistakes and we all say stupid things

regret saying it afterwards.

And I see that it did hurt her and her children, so whatever I can do to make

better, I will.

But I do love you.

And I care.

Danielle blames every hardship on the throwing of the table and calling her a

prostitution whore.

Teresa is...

Crazy to let her get so close.

You're not fooling me, Danielle.

You know what I think the takeaway for everyone?

Words hurt. There's an Italian saying, the tongue breaks bones. It truly does.

I'm really proud of my friend today.

Listen, we've all said and done nasty things to one another.

But at the same time... I think this group has taken huge steps showing that

they're learning how to be more empathetic and compassionate.

So, guys, are we ready to go to the next fun event? Bring it on.

Wait till you see this.

These are like little race cars.

See how fun this is? We're spending time together, right?

Yeah.

If I beat you, don't get mad.

You're not going to beat me. Yeah, yeah.

I love my nieces. They're like my daughters.

You know, their dad's gone. You know, I want to step in.

And you think you're going to beat me, huh?

Sucks to lose, Milani. Come on, let's grab some meat. Want to grab some meat?

did not lose.

I circled you ten times.

No, you didn't. It's okay, honey. It's okay.

Melania's been through so much. She had her mom go away, she had her father go

away, and she had her grandmother pass away. All right.

Melania's probably thinking, why is this all happening to me?

But you liked it?

Yeah. It was cool, right?

Uh -huh.

So, how you been feeling lately?

Good. Everything else, not a lot.

Mommy was, like, a little worried about you, and she said that you imagined Nona

in the kitchen at the stove cooking.

Last night, Melania started crying. She said, Mommy, I keep seeing Nona cooking.

Really? She was, like, so upset.

I'll sit with her and talk to her.

Okay, that would be good.

You know, she was my mommy, and I loved her very much, and I miss her.

If you're sad or upset, don't be a tough girl.

It's okay to cry and talk about it. Because when you talk about it, you feel

better. Mm -hmm.

It doesn't really feel real. I feel like she's just in the hospital.

It just feels weird.

She always used to say, one day I'm going to die and I'm not going to be

anymore. And I'll be like, stop saying that.

And, yeah, it actually happened.

Right.

You know, every day now I wear these.

She loves roses.

Oh, yeah, that's the change you got, right? Keep that forever.

But, you know, listen, I know Daddy's not around, but I'm your uncle. I'll

right in.

Anything you need, you let me know.

Don't just call me because you want things.

You call me because you want to talk.

Mm -hmm.

All right, you ready to go? Come on.

Give me a hug.

Give me a kiss.

I love you.

I love you, too. All right?

Oh my god, I almost just put lip gloss on my eyelashes.

Oh my god.

Wow, this is impressive.

This is nice.

Everybody sit down where you're comfortable.

Dolores, you're over there.

So anyway guys, this is an extension of the empowerment retreat. This morning we

did role play and the point of that was to get to a point of trust.

Now, in this exercise, we want you to really open up and go into a deeper

Tell us something that we all don't know.

I can go first.

We all know the story. I married Joe. He was the contractor.

We were meant to be together. But before Joe and I got together, I had the

perfect family. I loved being a stepmother.

My stepkids were my entire life.

I mean, now I'm going to really bawl.

So now, two of them don't speak to me.

How long has it been?

Six years.

That's a long time.

Do you wish that you would have ended your marriage first? Yeah.

Ideally, I wish that could have happened. I never in a million years

thought my kids would have spoken to me.

Never. When I think about my kids giving me a second chance, I'm hopeful.

Because I can't imagine the alternative. So I'm just going to say that they will

one day.

I think your ex -husband, he's the key.

I think somehow to say, listen, I'm dying inside.

Can you help? Please help me mend with the children. Would you consider doing

that with him? Of course. I think it would make sense. By the way, I would do

anything. I want everything to make up with my kids. I want them to take me

back. Miss them.

Miss them is not even the word. I know. The best advice is to never give up. If

you long for that relationship, don't ever give up. I never give up.

I feel so bad for her because I'm having a hard time with Joshua going to

school. So me thinking about Joshua not talking to me, I wouldn't be able to

handle it. I can only imagine how hard and how upsetting this is for Margaret.

And I really, really do feel for her.

All right. We don't have to let someone else share. You know, I did my sharing.

Okay. Teresa, anything you want to share with us? Yeah, just a little.

I mean, listen, things happen in life. You know, we don't.

all live a perfect life. When I came home, Joe was having a difficult time

drinking a lot. I wish he would have been a little stronger, but I feel like

women are definitely stronger than men. And did you make peace with him? Did he

say to you, I'm sorry for everything that happened before he went away?

You know, no marriage is perfect. And if somebody says that their marriage is

perfect, they're lying.

And, you know, I do have a little bit of resentment for Joe.

But, you know, I can't cry over spilled milk. It's done now. So we have to move

on and forget about the past.

You have taken in a lot on inside.

And I do think that feelings have a way of festering inside us. But?

You got to be able to release.

Whatever. It is what it is.

I've really never seen Teresa open up this much about her husband.

She's not all the way there yet, though. She needs to come out and say that she

wants an apology.

And unfortunately, she doesn't want to admit that.

Dolores, you need to freaking go.

Okay,

my angel, anything you want to share with us? You know, I would like to say I

have a fair this Saturday for animals, if you can all come.

And 100 % goes to the animals.

Are you kidding me? I just was like burying myself. You know, my kids

been speaking to me for years.

And then it's like you come back with like, you know, oh, my God. You know, do

you want to come to my dog charity? I mean.

But, you know, what am I not going to go? Of course I'm going to go.

You know, I love anything with fur.

OK, I think that tonight was awesome.

I want to thank everybody for opening up. We really wanted to figure out how

help people with different methods, and I think the test was very successful.

I think you're in a really great place, and that's awesome.

Thanks, everybody.

I'm proud of everybody.

Everybody was really honest and open. This was an amazing event. Thank you for

having me. Oh, Vicki, you didn't freaking go.

Yeah! Hello!

Coming up... What are they doing?

That's so cute.

They're interlocked. How cute is that?

Doggy style.

Hi.

So early to go back to sleep.

Frankie, rise and shine. It's a new day.

Frankie, if you're late, you're going to summer school. Please get up. Let's go.

Mom, what are you doing?

Joey, off this counter. No, no, no.

No, I'm good here.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Guys, cut it out.

Am I ringing the doorbell?

Hi, honey.

Hi, honey. Hi.

Let's go outside. The weather is so gorgeous.

Okay. Okay.

So this is what Michael did.

We have this as a barbecue pit. So could you see roasting the s'mores here?

Then we just did roasting s'mores in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico? Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Teresa. While you were in Puerto Rico, they put the pellets on my butt cheek.

I can't even tell you my life is different.

The other day, I'm like, Michael.

And he goes, yes, honey. I'm like, I'm in the mood. He goes, did you just say

you were in the mood?

I feel like I'm a different person. I'm glad you're having sex.

Teresa,

when was the last time you saw Joe?

I saw him, well,

I wanted to see him as soon as I came home from Puerto Rico.

But, yeah, it's been like, yeah.

It's been, it was like right before my mom got sick.

I mean, it's just, it's been busy with the girls and other activities. And then

we were going away.

Three months that she hasn't seen her husband.

At the retreat, I think Teresa kind of blew off Joe owing her an apology.

But I think Teresa's very frustrated. I think she's sad. And I think that she

holds resentment towards Joe.

I mean, it's just hard for me because I've always been really guarded. And I

think it's because of my upbringing. Like, you know, you can't show your

emotion.

And, you know, it's just an old school way.

But I think everybody already knows that you're going through a tough time.

There is nobody in the world that doesn't think that Teresa Giudice is not

of the strongest women in the world. You have every goddamn right to feel the

way you do.

You're allowed to be mad at Joe.

You're allowed to have any emotion that you want because you deserve. Your

feelings are legit.

But Teresa, now it's like go against everything you were taught

as a child.

Don't cry. I'm telling you, cry.

If I'm soggy flicker, you could be soggy, Teresa. I'm telling you to dig

and spill it all out. You really have to say it.

I need to let my walls down. Yeah.

Beautiful shepherd.

Oh, look, he hugged her.

Yay, I love them.

The Onyx and Breezy Foundation rescues dogs. I got involved because the love of

my life was a dog called Boo.

He passed away the beginning of last year.

And since dogs have my heart, I got involved with Onyx and Breezy.

This is a good event. You look beautiful.

Thank you for coming.

This is Wanda. She's the founder.

Hi, Wanda. What a beautiful event. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

You organized a great set up here. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

Okay. Danielle, she has some encarriages. Is she funny?

Hey, guys.

Who are these little angels? This is Paradise and this is Stephanie. Hi,

Paradise. Joe would pet the dogs that he's a little allergic.

Hi, everybody.

How are you?

Hi, honey. Aren't you so happy that we're made up? It's great.

I know, I know. You look gorgeous. Hi, baby.

Hi,

guys.

Hi, how are you?

Hi, honey. I know this is hard for you to come because I know you're afraid of

dogs.

Are you afraid of them?

No.

We'll see you guys in a little while. We're going to go look at the dogs.

Should we get Marty?

You see him?

Yes, he's by the gate.

If he doesn't bounce, he'll bounce all over me.

Oh, my God, that girl's walking her ferret. Yeah, some people like ferrets

dogs.

Okay, bye.

Did you guys like the retreat?

I did. I was very impressed.

I really was. It was amazing.

How are you with Margaret? Everything's good?

I mean, I really want to know if it's genuine with Margaret. Are you guys so

far? Yeah, I do.

We got along great, and I'm actually enjoying her. And I'm going to go with

like I said. I like her, too, to be honest. So it's real.

Yeah, it's real.

Okay. Have you talked to Danielle yet about the retreat?

No, why?

Coming up, I hear, since Jo went away, Teresa, she's rekindling old flames.

Have you talked to Danielle yet about the retreat?

No, why?

So Danielle thought that you were kind of pushing the mend a little bit with

Margaret. What do you think about Siggy and Margaret making up so quickly? I

think they went back to Kumbaya awfully fast.

What are you trying to say? You don't think it's authentic? This is how I see

it. She needed to make sure she fixed her relationship so she can say to

everybody, I fixed my problem.

See how good I am at what I do?

The way that she was saying it was more or less like, you don't, it's not

genuine. And that you were doing it for show.

I don't know, you can correct me when I'm wrong, but here's my problem with

this. The first part of that retreat, that little presentation thing, she

pointed out that Margaret and I haven't always been getting along.

And then I stopped listening because I was just throwing up in my mouth a

bit. Like, I don't understand anything about how you two made up.

I'm just calling it like it is. It was really convenient for her to be able to

have. Yes, because we were having the retreat.

And let me look good in front of everybody.

I think you have a point. I think you definitely have a point. But I'm going

say right now, I would guard myself a little bit. Of course. I think you're

right. Time only tells. Yeah.

Some of the rumors I heard about Danielle is that she likes to cause

But right now, I don't think she's stirring the pot. I think she's actually

concerned because she doesn't want me to get hurt. You know, Danielle's been

around these women before.

And I haven't.

Listen, she tried something with Dolores. It didn't work. She's trying

with me. It's not going to work. I mean, to be quite honest.

You don't give a shit about her. I don't care.

Like, I don't give a shit. And I think that Danielle has a lot of things

festering in her.

And I don't really care.

It is what it is. With Teresa, Melissa, and Dolores, there's friendship there.

There's chemistry there. There's history there. With Danielle, I mean.

Next question.

I'm not saying you should. No, no, no. I'm just letting you know.

What are they doing?

They're in her lap.

How cute is that?

Just trying to do doggy style.

Margaret's pushing the carriage with Danielle's dogs in it. I can't even take

one more second.

you have here i know i'm doing a lot of charity events i'm going to kim d's

fashion show coming up for those that i know my god i know guys i know it's a

charity oh she needs charity the horrific thing

happened in patterson new jersey kim d son's best friend and another friend

borrowed her son's car and they were both shot and burned kim d do these boys

Love these boys. So she decided to turn the posh fashion show into a charity

event.

You know I'm not going. I know you're not going.

No, no.

Kim did ask Dolores and I if we would walk in this fashion show, but I don't

think this is the right time to bring that up.

I could go. I mean, it's a charity event. I don't know her. I don't know

anything. Oh, well, Margaret, I'll tell you my. issue with her. I'm not going

because her last fashion show, she said that my husband was cheating on me.

Do you think she's delusional or do you think that she doesn't know?

Know what?

So anyway, I was just throwing it out there, but it's safe to say that

interested in the posh day fashion show. We will not be there. See this? No.

I get it. It's for a good cause.

You could just write a check.

She's done terrible things to me and my family.

I'm not going, and I don't think my friends should go either.

Coming up. Let me just make this clear.

Dolores and I, we are walking in this posh fashion show.

Really?

So bright and beautiful. Thank you. Thank you.

So this is your showroom where you keep all your stuff? Yeah, I keep a lot of my

stuff here at Weaver. Wow, you're like the real deal, girlfriend.

I love this.

No one has ever truly, really wanted to help me without a cost. But Margaret's

trying to show me the ropes.

We could always meet my showroom one day in the city. You know, just start

thinking about it. No, I think it's a really good idea.

I mean, Margaret's been doing this for over 20 years.

So I want to milk her brain. I feel like I have so many questions for you. We

don't mind.

Okay, good. Here's my thing. New Jersey is like boutiques are everywhere on

every corner.

You know, I'm still pretty new. I'm still trying to figure out how much my

customer wants to spend.

Listen, you do have to cater to a certain person, but I'm trying to figure

way to separate myself from the others. You know what I mean? Well, I have those

couple things that you can't get.

In the other stores. You know, every boutique in New Jersey and around here,

have access to everything you have access to. Thank you. This is what's

happening to me.

You have to get your customers that we're going to find you that one thing

no one else has.

So maybe go look in Europe to see what you guys should be buying. Because I

think if we find you some kind of European brand that no one else is

no one's going to compete with you. Right. I mean, I'm actually doing my

line in Europe. So I have to go to Milan. If you want to take a trip or

with me, I would definitely love that. To Italy? Yeah.

Really? I need someone who could, like, go with me and do work. I mean, would

you ever be interested?

I 100%, especially if you have contact. Like, listen, I would go there and not

know the first place to go. So if you have contacts of any sort or think it

could be beneficial, I really would love to do it. Good. All right, good. I'm

excited.

Oh, my God. I have never been to Italy.

We're going to miss a little business. We're going to miss a lot of pleasure.

I'm in.

But I'm going to say one thing. I can only sit with this good fluffy towel.

Hello. Oh, hello.

Here's one of my models.

How are you?

I'm good. Are you excited?

I'm very excited. I just asked Kay how many tickets we sold, 200 so far.

What? Oh, hello, everybody.

Hi, Miss Kim, Dee. Look at you.

Look at my other model.

I know you love doing this, Dee. I cannot say no to this. I know that. But

have to really walk? You have to walk. Chop, chop. Let's go. Let me see what

these outfits look like. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Let me see.

Now, too big. Let's try the black on.

All right, come on, Sig. Let's see it.

Come on.

Love it. Come on now.

I don't think you're going to do that on camera.

That's perfect. Isn't that beautiful?

To get to sexy mode.

Now, is there duct tape that lifts everything up like that?

The same duct tape that they do on your breasts, we do on the legs.

Let me see how you're going to walk. Give me one walk. I have to hold my

right. Dolores is going first, right? Because Dolores is coming first. Show me

how to walk. Am I doing it right? Walk with Taylor. It will be a kiss. Walk

Taylor. Strike your poses. They're going to take pictures, so you've got to get.

Show off that bod.

You look beautiful in that. Okay. Okay?

I feel like, okay.

All right, I'll do better. This is you. This is Diane.

You can't be nervous, especially if you want to walk first.

I have to walk first. I'm not going after anyone else. All right, you'll

first. Thank you.

So, what else do you need from us? Any little thing. Maybe you could spread the

word. Tell your friends. Is Teresa coming?

Teresa's not coming, and Melissa's not coming, obviously, because they don't

like you.

Okay. Let's just be honest. She's very mad about the fashion show thing, about

the Joe thing. A year ago, the whole world was talking about how Joe was

cheating, okay? This is the bottom line. Everybody was thinking it. I just said

it. Yeah, but that's all rumors. He's not cheating, and there's no proof of

Well, now, listen to me. It's all bullshit.

But Kim, anybody can say anything unless you have a picture of the wee -wee

entering the cookie. Who gives a shit?

Kim D's always been a good friend to me, but spreading rumors about people's

marriages or their children is hitting below the belt. People need to mind

own business. This woman has been through hell and back. She's out there

events, making money, working her butt off for her children. I don't see her

doing events. She's out of clubs.

I hear, since Joe went away, that she's rekindling old flames.

What are you talking about right now?

There are no old flames. Joe's the only guy she's ever been with. Well, it

doesn't matter. You know what rumors are? No, it's not a rumor because you're

going to find out it's not.

I don't want to hear this. I don't care.

I'm having heart palpitations from this. All right, all right, all right. It's

over. Okay. I'm sorry I blurted it out.

Yeah, it's over until we have to tell Teresa and now all of a sudden it's

to be kill the messenger.

Listen, I've known Kim D for probably 20 years.

You never know what's going to come out of her mouth. I wouldn't blame her. No

one would blame her. What do you mean? But I don't want to know it either. Some

people will question, why am I in the same room with her? And some people

question, why am I friends with Teresa Giudice?

I'll bet posh on it right now. Because I think he treated her horribly. And I

was happy that she's moving on. I can't. I can't. I didn't even understand. The

poor girl. What else is she going to talk about?

Listen.

And I'm on time. We could have drove together. I know. I was just thinking

too. That looks nice.

Oh, thank you.

Pardon me, ladies. Have some white wine and red wine. Thank you. Thank you.

So what's going on?

I just dropped Gabriella off at a bar mitzvah, and she had the prettiest dress

on. Oh, my God. It's to die for. Oh, my God. Oh, I forgot.

That's what it is. It's wedding season, communion.

bat mitzvahs. Oh, bat mitzvahs are all year round.

Oh, really? I thought it was just this time. No, it's whenever it's your 13th

birthday. That's what bat mitzvahs are. Are you sure?

Yeah. You didn't know that?

No.

You turn 13. I thought it was like a religious event. No. Well, it's a

event when you turn 13. You become a woman and you become a man.

At 13?

Yeah. Damn.

Hi. Hi, pretty girl. Good to see you.

Welcome. Everything good? Come have a seat. I'll sit by you. Yeah, sure. Go

ahead. Good to see you. Good to see you. You look pretty.

Thank you.

I put a little weave on for the night. Looks good. I like it. I like it. Thank

you. I can't whip anybody with it.

You can whip with that ponytail.

Hello, beautiful.

I figured we could all use a little wine and girls dinner. A lot of wine. I know

you're going to drink with me. So I'm going to sit next to...

Either Siggy or Dolores, huh?

Interesting.

Yes, please.

Thank you.

Hello, everybody.

Hello, everybody.

Thanks for coming on. Thank you for inviting us.

You're so pretty.

You're so tan. You know why I got a spray tan? It gets darker until I take a

shower. So we're going to leave tonight a different color.

And thank you for inviting me to the retreat.

It was very nice.

It was. And you know what? I went to Margaret's showroom. And let me tell you

something very impressive. Thank you.

Sikki told us before we met you that your collections were fabulous.

You should see.

See,

there you go. You made it. You made it. That's amazing.

Yeah, really.

And, like, while we were talking, Margaret.

happens to be going to Milan, Italy.

What for?

Just buying or looking? I'm starting a shoe line and my shoe line's gonna be

made in Italy and Melissa was saying she wants to bring in some unique pieces to

Envy. Yeah, so I said, you know, I would love to go with you and look at the

shoes in the showroom. Some European brands that I can bring back to Envy.

You're gonna go with her? Well, listen, yeah. Can you guys believe I've never

been to Italy? This will be my first time.

California. So it's easy.

Melissa,

don't make

me cry. Thank you.

Listen,

before we get excited about going on this trip, let me just make this clear.

Dolores and I just got back from Kim Dean.

We are walking in this.

Posh fashion show.

Really?

Coming up.

It's not fucking true.

Are you fucking kidding me? It's not true.

We said it wasn't true. You should have fucking stuck up for me. I did, and

don't think I will again.

So there's something that I think that you all should know.

Let me just make this clear.

Dolores and I just got back.

in this posh fashion show. Really? Wait a minute.

Why are you guys walking in a f***ing fashion show?

I thought you guys were going to the fundraiser. I didn't know you guys were

walking in it.

Before everything gets heated, I'd like to explain.

When we were there, she's like, I heard that Therese has been rekindling an old

flame, an old boyfriend.

This is so crazy to me. Not only has Kim done what she's done for all of these

years to hurt me and my family, She actually worked for me. Really? What did

do? Well, she danced for me at a gentleman's club. Oops.

But now on top of it, she's saying Teresa's a cheater. And thinking to

still are going to go and support this woman. And you two are f***ing walking

her show? Are you f***ing kidding me? I'm not showing charity.

I always stay neutral. I've known Kim a long time for 20 years.

I am completely baffled by it.

Everything that they say they stand for, to me, is bulls***.

I like that she said that. I said, Kim, I'm going to tell you said it. You know

what? I pity Teresa for not seeing that I am the truest friend that she has.

And it's like, Teresa, guess what? You have been much closer with Kim D than

I've ever been.

I mean, listen, not too long ago, you and Kim D were spreading rumors about

Melissa.

Teresa knew about it, too. I know, but I think it's so funny. Yeah, so Kim and

Teresa want to blow the whistle on her. I overheard that you set me up purposely

now.

Switzerland! You gotta pick a sign!

This is your friend!

Welcome to New Jersey!

So now the hypocrites that they are are turning on me and I don't get it.

Hold on, wait. When we went to Boca, Margaret and I didn't get off on the

road, right?

True. Margaret had a party. Did I call you up or you up and tell you not to go?

Siggy! Mrs.

Relationship Expert!

She called you soggy! I have been called a stripper! I have been called a whore!

I have been told that my husband's a piece of sh... And my children are a

of shit.

Don't you see what this vile human is?

I judge my friends on the way that they treat me. I know, but Ziggy, Hitler

would have not killed me. Does that make him a good person? Hold on. Wait, when

she said this, what did you say to her?

She yelled, it's a rumor and it's hearsay. That's exactly what happened.

your mouth. I can't. I'm like a f***ing human right now.

I'm a f***ing human.

She is such a f***ing human. If it's true. Not that it's true. But who

that? It's not true.

What do you mean it's not true?

Please tell me it's not true. You sure suck up for me.

Margaret for two seconds. Okay, I'm not shutting up. You girls are like inept.

But the show is not about Kim D. It's about people who died. I don't think

they... I don't understand. Do you have any heart? I'm Margaret. No, call the

pin man. Obviously, I don't.

Have fun with your new friends. Have a nice day.

Bye -bye.

They're nuts. I swear.

The line in the sand has been drawn.

Have a nice time, ladies.

Idiot.

We did the right thing by telling Teresa.

And not only that, we absolutely 100 % stood up for her.

I think I just invited them to go to Milan with us. I'm like, wow.

My wine, oh my God.

I can't believe that bitch said that.

I can't even believe they're supporting her after what she did to you, after

what she did to me.

It's just pretty screwed up.

I think I need to go there and confront this.

I want to see what she said.

It's walking into the lion's den.

I don't care.

You're walking into the lion's den. We're going together.

You can walk in there like Charlie's angels plus one and do what we got to do

and leave.

You're coming.

You're my family. You're sticking by me. You're coming.

Fine. I'll come.

Yes, baby.

I've never been to a shakedown before. I'm coming.

I'm the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Boy, I love your tattoo. I just noticed.

Oh, you never saw that? I'm actually thinking of one that nobody would see

unless I was naked.

I'm a simple girl who's heard dead folks all my life. Your mother has been next

to you the whole time I've been here.

And here's what she's saying.

Hi, ladies. Welcome to Posh Fundraiser.

How are you?

Let's go, baby. I'm here. I don't care about you. I would love to...

who you guys are hanging out with?

Let's go.

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