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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. We're going to have three kids

at college. I want to dive in and work harder. You know what I thought of?

Overnight retreats.

Daddy's home.

Yeah, my ex -husband who cheated on me is moving back in. Why couldn't he just

get his own place?

Who cries about a cake? Ziggy, better known as Soggy Flicker with all the

crying. Margaret feels that she wants to speak to me.

regarding that we got off on the wrong foot.

My kids, two of them, haven't spoken to me in six years.

So we've got peace missing.

Margaret was very compassionate towards me.

Let's give Margaret a second chance.

You said to me, Teresa doesn't care about anything more than money. You

-fucking liar.

Listen, Teresa, you have a choice. You can believe this, or you can believe me.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my faith.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. If you're not about the namaste, get the

hell out of my way.

Margie? Thanks, Jonah.

Don't fight with me about the wallpaper.

Don't even start. You're picking something really crazy. We're not going

it. Okay, I might have to kill you. Hi.

How are you? Good, good. We're just looking for some wallpaper.

Okay, for what room?

Actually, our living room, but it's very, very big, and I want something

grand, I would say, right?

Traditional. Not traditional.

I'll admit, I'm a control freak.

You have to pick something normal, though. I'm not picking normal.

But if he had it his way, we might have a motorcycle in the middle of the living

room as a piece of art.

Need I say more?

Here's like a faux bois.

Do you know what that means?

No. Liver.

Liver. Right? No. Faux bois.

Liver. No. Faux bois.

Very good, though. Close.

Faux bois is fake wood. Why do we have to have, like, fabulosity? Why can't we

have, like, normalosity?

Because it's a statement room. It's a statement room. Okay? That's why.

I mean, this is kind of fun. The pink and the red, and this is, like, flocked.

Oh, no, no. You know what flocking means?

Yeah.

Flock you.

You're cranky pants. I'm not cranky.

You didn't even ask me about my night the other night.

All right. You went out. You had fun. You talked to Danielle.

I didn't go out with Danielle. That shows how much you listen when I speak

you. Where did you go out with her?

I went to meet Dolores.

And what did she have to say?

Well, you know, she heard that I said she just kisses Ziggy's ass.

I felt like if she got away from Ziggy, her and I could find some kind of common

ground.

You know, she seemed genuinely empathetic towards me.

So maybe, you know, she could go back and calm Siggy down.

It's possible.

She's a bit touchy, that girl.

Yeah. I don't even know what occurred that Siggy could hate me so much. This

looks very cool.

Oh, that's cute.

Siggy's stepson and my son graduated high school the same year, and I always

thought we had a mutual respect for each other. I never thought that she would

get so easily offended.

I went out with Dolores, and we had this deep discussion about me and the kids.

So, of course, you know, May, I started crying.

It's quite upsetting, I mean. Your kids are good to me.

Right. It's just, you know, it's not the same when you raise kids, that they

don't want you.

Marge, it's not that they don't want you.

No, it's not. They're holding grudges.

It's another year, and it doesn't get easier.

My kids don't speak to me because I cheated on their dad with Joe.

And, you know, I raised them since they were young. I was with them since I was

24 years old.

To go from every day of being together and just know what they're doing every

day to not knowing anything.

Listen, it's going to be okay. I missed a whole piece of their lives that I

could never get back.

I'll help you. I know.

You'll fix the living room.

Why does it always revolve around the living room? No matter what we do, you

bring the living room in. I don't know. It occupies my thoughts.

Wish it didn't.

Hi. Can I get you something to drink? Can I have a coffee with cream? Coffee?

Sure. We're just going to probably have some calamari. That's it.

Absolutely. After 20 plus years of me always...

Having Teresa's back, the one time she could have done it for me was when

Danielle said something about me.

But she's like a part of the family as far as I'm concerned. So this is a

friendship worth fighting for.

Hi, hon.

Thanks for inviting me here. Thank you. Bye.

When I was in Puerto Rico, I was so happy to leave all the drama with my

behind. And now that I'm back, I'm glad that I'm meeting with Dolores. Can I get

you something to drink?

I'll have a Caymus.

Caymus? Yeah, sure.

Listen, I know Dolores a long time. I want to see where her head's at. But if

she really said what she said to Danielle, I don't need friends like

All right, you want to go first or you want me to go first? I want you to go

first. Just... Lay it out. Listen, I'm, like, trying to wrap my head around

this. I just have been seeing, you know, how you've been with me. Your whole

vibe, it's like you haven't been sticking up for me. You need me to stick

you for what?

You know, we're in Florida. Like, Siggy was saying, like, crazy shit. I mean,

Danielle keeps saying that you blatantly said all I care about is money and,

like, don't trust me. You're believing some crazy bitch over me right now.

So why would she lie then?

I don't know if she's so crazy that she thinks that conversation happened or if

she's trying to put a wedge between us so that she can hurt you.

It's one of two things.

I just want to give you this advice.

Don't trust her.

There's something so not right, something so not right with her. I think

does something, drugs or something. I don't know.

I think she does, for real.

Like what? What do you think she does?

I don't know. I think maybe she's on medication for being crazy. I don't know

what she does.

She's pathological.

She makes up lies. She does yoga.

And, like, she's so spiritual and all, you know, the healing stuff. That

mean anything.

And, you know, like, you say I don't have your back.

You don't have my back either. You, Danielle, and Margaret.

We're talking about my relationship with Frank. Like, where's Frank? You were,

like, making fun of it or whatever. I don't know why.

Why in the hell would you want him to move back in your house after 18 years?

I didn't ask him to come back. He asked me to come back. Why would I say no?

Because you're in another relationship.

Beck, I don't care.

Listen, even though we were divorced, we handled a lot of things together. He

parented with me. I forgive him. It's over. But what do you... But 20 years

ago... I didn't want to put up with stuff that you put up with in your

relationship. You decided to stay with him. I gave you credit. You stuck it

Wait.

I don't think I'm listening to what you're saying right now. Maybe I got wax

my hair. Like, what are you talking about? Are you trying to say that he

on me?

Coming up.

I'm a known friends dealer. You're a thief. I'm a thief.

You should just go and say three Hail Marys to our fathers. Mm -hmm. It'd be

good.

20 years ago, I didn't want

to put up with stuff that you put up with in your relationship.

Like, what are you talking about? Are you trying to say that he cheated on me?

I have never approached Teresa about her marriage, rumors, lack of respect.

But she's done it to me now, mocking my relationship with Frank. So I have to be

diplomatic about it because that's the way I am.

No, I never saw him cheating on you.

But I just, like, what are you trying to say? Like, what did I put up with Joe?

Joe? It was a lot of work, but I wouldn't stand by somebody if they got

trouble and they took it out on me.

They were nasty.

He won.

You don't need to worry about that. I can handle my own husband.

You deserve all the respect in the world.

He needs to get his s*** together. Hopefully he will when he gets home, you

know? I hope so, too.

I really don't agree with everything that Dolores is saying right now, but I

know she's trying to show that she cares.

If I had to decide, and I'm telling you right to your face, I would say, I would

believe you over Danielle.

I'm glad that we talked. We're too good of friends for this to go on as long as

it's going on. It makes me feel good.

Same.

I'm still hungry. I didn't even get to eat.

What do you got for me?

That's what I'm talking about.

Right?

Love you. Hi. We're all comfy today. I can't fit into my jeans.

Why are you eating like that? You haven't been eating like that. I'm

of those days.

Why? Why am I having one of those days?

Are you an anxiety eater? Mm -hmm. What's going on?

Why are you anxious?

I'm going to tell you right now. Let's go sit down. Am I bringing this? Yeah. I

don't really want this. I'm just eating it. Okay. You don't have to eat it, my

love. I'm eating this.

Wait, so tell me what's going on and stop eating because you're going to be

upset if you do this. Here's what's going on. I'm stressing out.

You know how I do all these book signing and these events and Michael wanted me

to slow down, right?

Yeah. Don't you think that maybe you should cut back a little bit?

I'll think about it.

I was not asking. I'm telling you to slow it down a little bit.

You know how I'm going to do overnight retreats because I want to take the next

step in my career. Yeah.

When I do these two to three hour speaking engagements, everybody's saying

same thing. We want more.

You know what I thought of?

Overnight retreats. Me, inspiring people, all day seminar.

I have to figure out how to juggle being a mom, being home for the kids, being

there for Michael. You can have the best of both worlds.

That's what I'm trying to figure out. But you have to be realistic about it.

So anyway, I booked Crystal Springs just to work the retreat on my friend.

So many things planned. Got a whole schedule. The first day will be a large

group seminar.

And then people will go and meet with different types of experts. Events

coordinator, a commentator, relationship expert, divorce attorney, plastic

surgeon. And the second day will continue with small group activities.

Everyone's going to go home except for my friend because the small group

activities is what I need to test on my friend. So I was going to have Melissa.

Teresa, go up there with you. And I'm just saying, if they want Margaret

I don't want to exclude anybody out of it. No, but you have to give people a

chance because you don't really know if that person's not for you. You know what

I mean. She could use it.

Call Margaret.

Call Margaret.

All right.

Hello? Margaret?

Yes, babe, what's going on?

Listen, I'm calling you because I know that... For a few times, we didn't get

off on the right foot.

And, you know, I'm sorry about that. Okay. Thank you.

But I'm having an overnight retreat next week with all the girls, Teresa,

Melissa. And I wanted to send the invitation to you to come out.

Thank you. You know what? I appreciate all the advice you've given.

I'm so happy.

I'll send you a text with all the details. Thank you so much. That's nice.

Okay. I'll see you next week. Bye, sweetheart.

We'll see. I'm going to give it my all. And now I don't know if, you know,

Teresa's going to ask me about Danielle, but not inviting Danielle unless I talk

to you first. I'll invite her.

You never know. She could surprise us.

No, there's no surprise.

How can I ask her to give Margaret a second chance and deal with her and me

deal with Danielle? That's not a fair play.

So I'll handle Danielle however I want to handle her.

She's going to want to hug you. I don't want to hug her. Dolores, she's going to

come. She's going to want to hug you. Hey, this is your...

Dang, not mine. I don't have to hug anybody.

Hello. Can I offer you something to drink?

Thank you.

Red or white?

Red, please.

Okay. Thank you.

Hi. Hey.

What's going on, Helen? How are you doing? Good. Thanks for inviting me. Of

course. I haven't seen you.

Pretty. What's new?

The usual.

What am I after you this evening? What are you going to get? I think, you know,

the squash salad sounds good for now. I'm going to do the same. All right.

you. So what have you been up to?

You know, having three kids, I feel like they're even more work now than when

they were babies.

Now they have, like, an agenda, and there's, like, so many sports, and my

daughter has an agenda. Like, she's young.

changed so much since going into the middle school. She's like a little

Joe's, like, losing his mind with all that. Like, I told you what he did the

that she came out, right?

No. He got hives all over his body, and then he literally, like, went to go

change her for the first time and, like, look at her, and he's like, I can't

believe she has one of those. I know.

He's sick like that. I feel bad for any guy she ever brings home. I mean, this

is going to be ugly.

High five to that. But here's my biggest.

Thank you. Oh, that's so good. Thanks for it.

Yeah, with Envy, too. Like, I just... You know what my biggest...

The problem right now is trying to separate it from every other boutique.

you know what I was thinking?

We could always meet my showroom one day in the city and I can introduce you to

some people. You know, just start thinking about it. You don't have to

it. Oh, I think it's a really good idea.

It's my pleasure to help you and I want everyone to do well. You know what?

Because you blow out someone else's candle doesn't mean you're going to

any brighter.

That's a good analogy.

But anyway, have you seen since the tasting, the food was amazing.

Oh, good.

But the behavior.

You're one of the ugliest human beings in the world for making fun of me. I'm

not over it.

I mean, this grown woman stepped her tongue out at me.

First of all, I have not seen Siggy since that night. I know she attempted

humiliate you at her party. I know.

If I have a cake made for you for your birthday, if it's being thrown across

restaurant, how many people think that that is rude? Please raise your hand.

Thank you.

Want to know the craziest part? I got a text from her this week.

She's throwing a woman's empowerment event and she invited me to come. She

invited me. How crazy is that? She called me. I think she invited me

actually had lunch with Dolores. And Dolores, unless it's that story, you

this is ridiculous. Right.

Wait a second. So how do we go to a woman's retreat?

I feel like I was just honestly belittled by her. That's what I'm

supposed to be considered safe environment.

Right. Just because two friends get into a disagreement doesn't mean that we're

not going to support each other. So I'm just crossing my fingers that we don't

get Ziggy's public displays of anger.

Hopefully when you, you know, discuss with her, she's not going to start

Well, that's my biggest issue.

Anytime anyone goes to approach her, she's either going to cry or she's going

do something so dramatic that like she totally deflects from what the hell

talking about. It's like there's no reason for everyone.

Not to be able to get along.

That's why I want to go together because I want us to get along. She introduced

me to you guys and, you know, she also has a thing. She doesn't want me to

in and steal her friends. I'm an own friend stealer. You're a thief.

I'm a thief. You should just go and say three Hail Marys to our fathers.

It'll be good.

I'm the Virgin Margaret.

You're definitely not a virgin. You're on your second marriage. I know. It's

true.

Coming up. If somebody is hurting you, you have a right to say,

You. Michael?

Yeah, babe.

Getting ready?

I'm getting ready.

For the big retreat?

I mean, I'm hoping that the event is successful. Listen, I think it'll be

successful, but you know what? I'm hoping you're not planning on doing too

of them a month because, you know, when I come home, I'd like you to be there.

I wish Michael could be more understanding.

He sees it as time away from him. I see it as building my big empire.

We will figure out a way. This is a test run. I need to learn a lot this weekend

because I need to go back and say to Michael, I've got the formula down and I

think you're going to be happy and I'm going to be happy. You know, Dolores was

here the other day. She said to me, you know what, Siggy, invite Margaret.

After she spent a day and a half with me, if she walks away saying I don't

soggy flicker, then I'm going to say.

Isn't it weird that Siggy invites you? I mean, she said a lot of vicious shit,

so she must feel guilty. I mean, she wants to make up with the Marge, which I

don't blame her.

Or she's plotting something.

Listen, I'm just going to give you one piece of advice.

Walk behind her when you're hiking.

When you're done, will you do me a favor and go upstairs and get my suitcase?

Since I moved back in, I know that you basically think I'm your bitch, okay?

There's nothing wrong with that.

No, there's nothing wrong with that. I'm an alpha male. It's hard to take you

saying that serious holding a mop. I am.

Right? An alpha male.

So anyway, the retreat should be interesting.

Siggy invited Danielle Staub.

Are you giving her a second chance? I know how you hold a grudge. It's not

that, Frank. She's just not my people. I can't do it.

So Siggy's having a retreat.

She talks about how women should all lift each other up. She put you down.

She embarrassed me, and I'm going to tell her she embarrassed me, but I

get a chance to. Listen, if you don't tell her what you got to tell her, don't

come home. I want a tough life.

Oh, my God.

Do you like this top, Adriana?

Yeah. Okay, thank you.

Are you going to miss Mommy?

Yeah. Give me kids.

You ready to go?

Yeah.

How are you?

What's up, Bella?

I was trying to come down with the luggage with these heels.

Not a good thing.

Where's Joe when I need him?

Do you need help?

No. Where's Dad? At the cemetery?

Yeah.

He's like, you're leaving me again? I know. How are we getting there?

Oh, Siggy organized a bus for us. You know what the crazy thing is? Dolores

Danielle haven't seen each other.

Since the tasting.

It's not. Your ex -husband and your boyfriend all live in the same house

together, too?

That's none of your business.

How about that?

Oh, my goodness.

It's raining.

Bye, Bella. Love you.

Hi. Hi.

All right.

I know. This weather's so bad. All right.

Really, Melissa? You can't wheel your own luggage?

I don't want to get wet.

I'm going to kick your ass.

Hi, honey.

Guess who's coming in this car?

Danielle. Oh, I don't care.

Oh, okay. Look, I've now lost my not once, but twice on Danielle's stop.

She's not going to get me a third time.

Hello. Hi, Glamour Girls.

Hi. Look how cute you look.

We're putting our bags in the back.

Hi. Hey.

Hi, Bo.

What's going on? Hello.

You're ready to go. You know what I mean, kid?

Thank you so much. No problem at all.

Hope you enjoy yourself.

I will. Always do here. Thank you.

Cool, cool, cool. And then we're going to be speaking, Siggy and I.

Hello there. Hey.

Hi.

How you doing, baby?

Hi. Wow.

Oh, my God. I'm so freaking excited.

Okay, wait, let me, hold on, hold on. This is how I see it. I see me saying,

welcome. We're here to inspire you. Everyone is leaving with knowledge. And

us, it's about helping and empowering the people in this room.

It may be difficult.

We may have peers.

We know who's going to be the first one to cry.

I don't know what I just signed up for, but it's like a full day thing of all

different activities.

Going with an open mind. That's me. The only thing is I'm, like, a little

concerned because I don't know if anybody saw her Instagram post

Wait, wait, wait. What is it?

Wait. She's dressed up. I hope that's not, like, directed towards me.

Wait, wait, wait. I'm no shrinking violet. You come at me sideways and I'm

for you sideways.

The last thing you want is me hating on your ass.

Yeah, that's definitely directed towards you.

I did not think that. Okay. It didn't come into my mind. You called her Soggy

Flicker. Sorry, just saying.

Why don't you ask her if it was directed towards you when you see her? Okay,

I'll ask her dinner. I'm not going to ask her before.

Hi,

how are you? Are you mother and daughter?

Yes, can you tell? Wow.

I'm Vicki. Nice to meet you. How are you doing?

Thank you for coming.

Take a seat.

Anywhere but the first row.

Coffee, muffins. My girlfriends are coming in in one big van, one big happy

Hopefully everybody's extensions are still in their head.

Look, guys, we're here.

Hi, how are you? Wow.

Hi. Oh, it's a woman.

Nice to meet you. Hello, Danielle.

I'm sorry, Danielle. Vicky, Vicky, Danielle.

That feels like a really nice hello. So maybe that bow and arrow post wasn't

directed towards me.

Guys, can we get everybody to sit down?

Here we go. Hi, everybody.

Hi, Sam.

Vicki and I both want to thank you guys for coming here.

It's really important for you to all know this is all about you, to give you

opportunity to be vulnerable, to be open.

Vicky has a tagline that I want to use on you guys. It's called Let's Get

We want everybody to emotionally get naked. No one's going to judge anybody.

There's not one perfect person in this world.

It's about getting real and raw.

So we're here today because we want to inspire everybody to live their

self. Whether you're loud, you're emotional, whoever you are is unique.

You have to program yourself to be positive. And that is work.

We all have gut instincts. Trust them. What other people say about you is none

of your business. It doesn't change who I am, who you are as a human being. It

doesn't matter.

Some people are going to read you well. Other people you're going to have to

explain yourself to.

So this is the key.

Surrounding yourself with positive people. Negative influencers will bring

down, make you feel worse about yourself.

Should we keep going or should we take some questions?

I want to take questions.

Okay. Having gone through everything that you've gone through, being married

divorced, is there one thing you would have ever changed?

Nothing. I always beat myself up saying, I could have done this better and why

didn't I?

Don't do that to yourself.

Give yourself permission to fail and permission to make mistakes.

Recently, and this is something that I want to share, I'm trying my best, but

every time I'm with this one person, I can't get through.

And when I show them who I am, They still don't like me.

Doesn't that sound hard?

If somebody is hurting you or mocking you or making fun of you, you look at

person tomorrow and you face them.

You have a right to stand up and say

you. She's about to publicly shame Margaret the way she did to me. Am I

Oh, my God.

Coming up. I met with Dolores the other day. She was saying that she thinks that

you're on some kind of drug.

If somebody is hurting you or mocking you or making fun of you, you

have a right to stand up and say you.

Dolores.

I know Stiggy talked about giving Margaret a second chance, but I'm not

where the speech is going right now.

I have Margaret here.

Margaret and I got off on the wrong foot.

But when you get naked emotionally and say, you know what?

Wow, this is not working.

You've got to recognize it and not think it's only the other person.

It takes two to tango.

There's a lot of things that I've withheld that I just figured out why it

that I'm so angry and I'm holding on to a lot.

When I was younger, I was bullied for my name.

So you calling me Soggy Flicker, Margaret, brought me back into a time in

childhood that I was really, really bullied, and I moved around every two

I hated it, and with the name Sigalit Paldiel, I was tortured over my name. I

was called Ziggy Swiggy, Siggy the Sea Monster, Miss Piggy, and Cigarette. I

hated everything about my childhood.

Yes, I'm a relationship expert. Guess what?

I have issues.

No relationship is perfect.

And you have your ups and downs. You try to get through it. And I don't care

what it is.

Character, flaws are what makes us unique.

It's really brave of Ziggy to share her story.

I would have never went there and called her Soggy Flicker if I knew that she

had such deep childhood wounds.

I want to say thank you for coming here, Margaret. Of course. I want to say with

us, I don't think that I've ever really gotten a chance to really get to know

you and vice versa.

Maybe you don't want to, but you are rooming with me and Dolores.

By the way, I want to cuddle up next to you because Dolores

and I had dinner and I thought we were great. I love it. I'm in.

Okay. So anyway, guys, now what we want to do is we want to take you to the zone

room. You know what? The rest of the day is going to be very exciting. It's not

over yet.

I am so excited about the zone room. I've got different experts according to

what you feel you need that's going to make you feel good from inside out. And

as Vicky would say, let's get naked.

We have a stylist.

We have a makeup artist.

I hate blush.

I have the hardest time with blush. That's what I need help with. We have a

plastic surgeon.

Hi, plastic surgery guy.

We hear about her boobies all the time.

We have a photographer. Why?

A lot of people are single. Their online profile sucks.

This is an empowerment. This is a very positive thing.

It's all about takeaway.

So when you walk away from this retreat, you know it was about you, not me. It

was about you.

Love yourself. Love it.

Know your worth.

Ah!

Margaret! I got to make an announcement.

Whatever you need, just let me know. Good, and you're local.

You made it to a t -shirt. I'm so excited.

See, she is handling that well.

Okay, guys. We have sticky stuff.

Know your worth. Love yourself first.

I mean.

Soggy flicker. Soggy flicker.

Thank you. Thank you, Marco. You're getting a percentage of all the sales

make. I think we're going to hit it big. And once again, guys, thank you for

being here. Thank you so much. Thank you.

I'm going to have some lemon water.

Oh, go you with the healthiness. This is nice, though, right?

Yeah, yeah, really nice.

Oops, cheers.

So I met with Dolores the other day.

You came up.

You know, it's surprising, like, some of the things that she told me.

Like, I wasn't sure, like, are you trying to, like... come between me and

Dolores? Absolutely not. She did ask me, do you believe me or not? And I'm like,

you know, I've been friends with, you know, Dolores like over 20 some years.

Yeah. Said if I have to pick, you know, like if I do. It would probably be

Dolores. Right.

But only because of her.

Right. Not because you actually believe her.

Back in the day, Danielle was a starter.

So it did cross my mind that maybe she was trying to start some trouble.

But she's had my back since the day she came back into my life. So no reason to

start doubting her now.

You know, listen, I'm still going to be friends with you.

Well, I hope so. Of course. And that's why I just want you to know, you know,

like I did, you know, meet with her. And then she was saying she thinks that

you're on some kind of drugs or something like that. And I'm like, OK.

OK. Yeah. So that's what she was saying to me. So that's never been said about

me before.

Not only did Dolores call me.

Scumbag and garbage.

But now she's spreading baseless rumors about me being a drug addict. I mean,

come on. She has no imagination whatsoever.

Oh, wait. She has an imaginary boyfriend.

Well, I'm glad we talked.

Let's go find the other girls. Everybody, I'm sorry. You got to stop

So we thank you so much for coming. And as Teresa would say, namaste.

I want this doggie flicker shirt because I feel like that was my inspiration.

That was fun.

We got to get ready for dinner.

No, legit? Do I have to buy it or can I just get one?

Because I'll pay for it.

Coming up.

Teresa told me something today that you had mentioned to her. For someone to say

that I'm medicated or on something. Are you?

I like this, the double doors.

What? Wow.

That's what I'm talking about.

Dolores takes one master suite. Margaret takes a master suite. I'm right in

here. We could gossip all night.

Margaret, are your feet killing you by now? No, they're not so bad, actually. I

can teeter and heels all day.

Look at Margaret. She's like a lady to the very end.

Oh,

Tree, you have a big bathroom.

She's the queen.

I'm jealous.

By the way, I never get to go alone, like leave work, go with the girls. This

fun. So I appreciate that you put me in the room with you.

I wanted to. Listen, we did get off to the wrong start. We got off to the wrong

start. It was a crazy time.

And you know what? I have a hard time letting go of things. These are things

that I have to work on as well. Everybody has something to work on.

I have trust issues.

I'm a conspiracy theorist. What did you guys think about the zone room?

Because he said, know what you're worth. And then she had a plastic surgery or

whatever. Well, see, that part was kind of funny, though, because it was like.

Plastic surgery, photographs.

Yeah. Take a picture, get some plastic surgery, and get your makeup done.

Dolores, are you wearing a dress? What are you wearing tonight? Dress?

No clue.

Hello. Hello.

Joe, did I look at you like this? Because when I'm shot from above, I look

thinner. How's that?

I don't want to see a bald spot.

How is the place?

It's actually very nice. You know what? It's funny. I was, like, concerned

because we got here, and we were in that meeting room in front of everybody. She

called out, like, Margaret and I got off to a bad start, and we never got along,

you know.

But we're good. To be honest, it's actually going really, really nice. And

wants me in the room with her, and it's me, her, and Dolores in the same suite.

I don't know. I feel like we're really, like, on a good path.

So anyway, that's the story. I'll call you tonight.

Love you.

Love you. Bye.

Bye. Have fun. Bye.

Bye.

Obviously, you don't even know how to FaceTime.

Does that work?

Hi,

how are you? Hi. How are you? We have reservations under Flickr for seven.

Yep, you're the first one, too. Let me just go eat your table. That doesn't

I'm waiting to eat, just so that everyone knows. You don't have to wait.

we could pick at the bread.

You have something in common with Margaret, because you're not a drinker

I think we have a few. It was funny. When we had dinner, we had a few things

common, which was good. I'd rather waste the calories on the food. Yeah, I'm an

eater. Hi, ladies. Hi, I'm Brian. I'll be your server. Hi, Brian. We have bread

for the table and an order of buffalo wings. Thank you. Hi, pretty ladies.

Hi, everybody. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Thank you. Who ordered buffalo eggs already? I did. You know me.

Drink up to health and happiness. Let's get by the line.

Nobody throw tea.

So, what did you guys think today?

So, I did think that it was, like, really good.

I did.

I've never heard you speak before, and I was really impressed.

And I can tell you mean it. You guys are great together. You have good

chemistry. Yeah? Yeah. That means a lot to us. It works.

I really do think Ziggy and Vicky work really, really well together. I just

that tomorrow we get a little bit deeper, and it's more about inside

the outside.

It's going to be called a love and marriage tour.

I don't know if you should name it love and marriage because you're empowering

people. What about if someone just, like, wants to feel good about

Okay, that's a good point to make. You know, we had all different names, but

we're open, and we don't want to scare anybody.

That's great feedback.

Now that we're being open, and not to make it about me, but Teresa told me

something today that you had mentioned to her.

Are you talking to me? Yeah, yeah, to Laura. For someone to say that I'm

medicated or...

On something. Are you?

No. Okay. No. I thought you were off, Danielle, when you were making stuff up

that I said. That's why. Dolores is saying this conversation never even

happened.

So we have one liar and one telling the truth.

Period. It is so not okay to accuse someone of being a drug addict.

It's way below the belt.

And I don't think Danielle was lying anyway.

Dolores, I know you're upset, but she's not on pill. Listen, I don't trust your

motives with her at all.

I don't trust Danielle because... What do you want me to say?

They spoke out about Danielle, that she was involved with kidnapping.

Had her mugshot in an extortion and possession.

She was involved with the Colombian cartel. They're like, oh my God, she

be a con artist.

That was just skimming the top.

What is it that you think that I have to gain from this if I'm here with an

ulterior motive?

You tell me.

She has every trait of a pathological liar and somebody who, quite frankly,

elevator doesn't reach the top. I mean, she's crazy.

I have absolutely nothing malicious planned for her. I repeated something

you said to me that I was confused about. Oh, you were confused? Then you

have asked me what I meant by it, if I even said it.

I don't like to say the word liar.

Delusion, maybe.

Delusion.

Delusion is really rude.

Dolores is relentless with Danielle, but there's no talking to her because once

she's made up her mind, there's no changing it.

Danielle, honestly, I don't care what I said about you. I don't care. What are

you going to do about it? You're going to do nothing about it. I'm going to do

absolutely nothing because my character tells me.

That I know who I am. Your character is nothing to brag about. And another

insult.

Unnecessary.

I don't know what really happened between Danielle and Dolores in that

conversation. But I don't know why it's getting to this level that Dolores has

to say Danielle's on drugs.

Who would say that?

I mean, this is unacceptable.

It's so unnecessary. This whole conversation is unnecessary, but I'm not

to get into it with you.

Hmm.

Okay. Good? Good. Okay. Next.

Look, I know sometimes it's not easy.

But just like I took the high road with Margaret, I think that Dolores at this

point should take the high road with Danielle.

This is getting a little bit out of hand.

Tomorrow's going to be an amazing day. We have more workshops, guys, to really

help you get through a bad situation and make it positive. This is not over.

That's why you're sleeping over.

It's not done yet.

Well, coming up.

for that pastry chef that made that cake. It was so beautiful.

Do you believe?

Oh, yum, pastry.

Yes, croissants. Just what I want.

What is this?

More stuff to get us chub chub. Yeah.

Dolores, breakfast is here.

Oh, should I get a little force?

Oh, sugar.

It's all right. We won't tell her.

I'm sure she said worse than her mouth.

Yeah.

What do you think about Siggy and Margaret making up so quickly?

So, wait, what are you trying to say? You don't think it's authentic? I just

don't think it, like, can be that quickly, like, okay, snap.

We're good now. Well, it's a retreat, and she put it together, so of course

everything's going to be combined. So she's putting on a front, so that

make her authentic.

This is how I see it.

She needed to make sure. She fixed it.

Her relationship, so she can say to everybody, see how good I am at what I

Margaret, last night, what did you think about the whole Danielle Dolores thing?

I thought, I'm glad it didn't get superheated.

Danielle takes it very personally that you said she was on pills. Like, listen,

she's obviously very hurt. It was a bad thing. That's right, I said it. What the

f*** are you going to do about it now? Because now I'm getting mad. All right,

let us do something about it. All right, I know, but don't get mad about it.

It's enough already.

But the redeeming thing is, Teresa and Dolores are good.

Teresa and Dolores will always be good because you can't buy history.

So anyway, guys, listen, let's leave like in five minutes. Okay.

Let's go meet them because I don't want to be late. They have a special surprise

for us today. So hopefully it's mimosas on a freaking island somewhere, but I

doubt it.

That's the grass. It's like all wet. I don't want to sit on this. I don't want

to get swamp ass.

This is us.

I feel like we're inside the pit here. Good morning, Vicky. Good morning.

Did everyone sleep well? Yes.

So when we do these overnight retreats, there are activities that we're going to

set up throughout the day. And this is the start of the first one.

In order for me to get the full effect of my retreat, I need to participate in

these activities too, even if it feels a little bit uncomfortable to me. After

what happened last night at dinner, I think there's some things that still

to get resolved with the group.

So we wanted to kind of go through every lady here and bring up exactly what you

think is wrong with one person. And then we're going to do a role play. So who

wants to go first?

I'll go first. So choose somebody that you think you have an issue with.

I think Margaret and I have come a long way. But I feel like I didn't have a

chance really to say what I...

I wanted to say. That's perfect. So I think you two come up. Okay.

What I'd like you to do is, and I'm going to sit in your seat. I know. We're

wearing our matching outfits. Oh my gosh. You're first and you match.

So tell the group from your own perspective why you feel hurt. The issue

that Margaret called me soggy flicker and it struck a nerve and it hurt.

My issue with soggy flicker was that I thought she was hypersensitive.

And, you know, I was taken aback by that.

So now, really pretend you're each other. There's no right or wrong here.

just how you feel. Okay.

Okay, okay.

You know, you know, I was just so upset because, you know, I feel bad for that

pastry chef that made that cake. You know, if I made that cake, you know, it

so beautiful.

Margaret's impression of Siggy is so hilarious. But judging from the look of

Siggy's face, I don't think she likes it too much. No disrespect.

to the cake. I mean, wait a minute. Oh my God, Joshua, Joshua, Joshua.

Is Margaret off her rocker?

Ziggy invites her on a retreat to mend their friendship.

This is just too much.

I'm so devastated about that cake. I mean, do you believe?

Oh, this is not going to go.

Coming up this season on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I just want to thank you all for coming to my birthday.

Wait, how do you love this?

Danielle went off this morning in the bathroom.

Are you guys excited to go see Daddy?

No.

Cry. Let it out. Yeah.

I made mistakes.

I'm not denying it.

Do you think David appreciates you?

Never get to see him. I had no intentions of ever hurting you and your

all. Your mother has been next to you the whole time I've been here. And

what she's saying.

I hear Teresa's rekindling old flame.

This

is

like wall fishing.

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