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Can we get on with this shit already?

Yeah, I mean, all you have to do is sign the divorce papers. I got them all

right here.

Okay, what exactly are you asking of me?

Well, I mean, I bought the house. I want the house. The cat's mine.

We can split the washroom, dryer.

You can have the dryer.

I mean, it's all right here.

All right, look, I really don't have time to be reading this right now. I

shit to do today.

Well, it's all here. All you gotta do is sign it.

When I have a moment to actually look over it, Because I'm in the middle of

something right now.

What are you in the middle of besides this?

I mean, why are we here?

Look, it's no secret.

I have a new man.

And he's waiting right outside for me.

We're here because he's taking me on my first official date. Being rude at your

ass.

So when I have time to actually look over the paperwork, I'll let you know.

But this bullshit?

No.

So, I mean, this is done.

You know, lawyers drafted this. It's like I fucking said, when I have a

I'll take a look at it.

Hey, baby.

What's going on, man? Oh, I'm just getting started.

I just did the yelp of you.

Yes. And I think we can probably go eat at a barbecue spot, a little cream.

Oh, baby, you know I've been wanting to go there.

This one's who you left me for. I don't believe he's here.

It's that one.

You?

Okay, whatever.

What the fuck is his problem? I don't fucking know.

I'm glad to be with him.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

That's better.

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, right there, right there.

I don't think he went too far.

He could take a lot more time from you.

Amen.

Jesus.

Oh, shit. How are you?

Maybe please.

Yes,

baby.

Right there,

right there, right there.

me that deck.

I'm so sad.

Fucking God, baby.

Yes.

Are you

stretching this pussy out, baby?

Yeah.

Stretching that little pussy out? Mm -hmm.

Your love is tight -ass pussy, don't you?

Fucking Lord.

Mm -hmm.

Especially since you bought my ass. That was a minute ago. I know.

Fucking Lord.

We came up with...

You like watching Sue, don't you?

Yes, I love this show.

You want this pussy too, don't you?

Yes, baby. Yes,

give it to me.

Give it to me, baby.

Ooh.

You fucking bitch. I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh,

my ass.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to spread my ass.

I'm going to take all of you babies. Spread it.

Yes, spread it.

There we go. Just like that.

Wait, what? Where?

Oh, shit.

I didn't see you.

Uh... We ain't stopping, though. No, hell no.

Is there something you'd like to say?

I don't know what that decides to make an appearance.

What's up, man?

How you doing?

I'm all right.

See, you really want me to sign these papers.

How bad do you want me to?

Just want to get over it.

How far are you willing to go for me to get that signature right now?

Take it fucking close.

Let's not be lazy like our marriage.

You have a lot to look forward to.

Amen.

you might want to watch a little bit maybe you can learn something

Fuck you

He's really making me feel like I want to be super strong.

Show me how divorced I want to be.

Do that shit.

Do that shit.

Make me sign those papers.

Yes. Make me sign the fucking papers.

Please come inside. Come inside this newly divorced place.