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You're over here jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

Yeah, I love this.

Look at how cute.

Oh, cute. I love it.

Got my green beads on here. Here's some green beads.

Oh, that's cute.

I'll put them on.

Come on.

No.

There.

Oh, I love it! Oh, keep it!

Come on!

That one's a lot easier to do.

Nice ass thing, mommy.

Oh, I love it. That's so cute.

Kyle. Come on.

Party pooper.

Why don't you put these on?

I'm already kind of greedy. That would be more festive.

Yeah, it's so cute.

I'll put some green socks just for you girls.

Gosh,

you guys, this place looks so good. Good job with the decorating.

Yeah, it'll be fun. I mean, we'll get green beer and shamrock shakes and all

that. Oh, oh, oh, not too much green beer. Things get out of hand on St.

Patrick's Day, and it'd be such a good lop.

Don't boil it so close to the end.

But there's no parade.

But we can make our own parade. We can have our own party.

Yes, but we have to be sensible. No shenanigans.

I don't think anything sensible should have to be very appropriate.

Okay.

Young lady, did you already have gravy or what?

Listen to me, it's his fault.

Yeah, this is going to blow their mind.

You know, I was really hoping for a lot more with this husband swap.

I mean, like, there's a wall between us and the budget.

Yeah, he needs to get laid. I mean, but maybe this will change.

Maybe things will change and it'll be all fine.

God, I hope so. I mean, I am, like, craving sex all the time. I mean...

have the biggest appetite for it and i'm getting nothing i'm seriously losing my

mind well you're in luck because we'll have a shit ton of fun tonight and yeah

let's get ready

Oh, hey, you forgot to put on your... Put on your...

Well, hey, I mean these decorations sure came out nice Well, it's

been a team effort, huh?

Well done to you

No,

no, no, no, no, no This is

inappropriate. We are supposed to be a family and you look like strippers.

Oh, honey, relax. There's no nipples or anything showing. We're covered.

And you're either going to get in some fun clothing or we're going to strip you

naked.

You would not dare.

Oh, we so would dare.

No, you wouldn't. We have to have boundaries.

Man, you just don't need to get your dick sucked or something, man.

Right.

Maybe he's not the man we thought he was. I am the man, and this is my role.

lead here.

I mean, then tell us. Do you find us at least sexually attractive?

Well... Are you the man or not?

Are you the man?

I am the man, and I'm going to show you.

You think I find you sexually attractive, huh?

That's why my dick is there.

Yeah.

Yeah,

sure. It's done.

Take down that dad dick.

Yeah, look at me while you suck that dick.

Oh, God.

Help me.

Let me see you kiss all over my dick.

Kiss each other over my dick. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, that's a happy family.

Yes, yes.

You want to take care of this ball, young

lady? Here.

Oh.

Are you just gonna jerk off or fuck me

I'm

not ready for that

Let me see your face when you get fucked. Oh, my God.

Oh, son, it looks like you're doing good.

She has a sexy face.

Oh, fuck.

Look,

darling, how pretty she looks when she gets fucked.

Oh, God, yeah.

That's a pretty face

Squeeze these boobies here.

Oh, God.

Don't you think you're a little overdressed, my dear?

Maybe. Why don't you take a rest?

Why don't you get naked?

Good idea.

Let me take my clothes off.

You're

so

good at that.

She's looking at me so good.

Why don't you sit on me? You can lick your pussy while I put my dick inside of

you.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes.

Bye.

Show Daddy how you want it.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yes, baby, I want to fuck you from behind.

Put that ass up.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, God. Oh, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, you.

Oh, Mark.

Mark.

Mark. Mark.

Mark. Mark.

Mark. Mark.

Mark. Mark.

Mark. Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

Let me taste you first.

Let me taste you first.

I don't know.

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck, that was so freaking good.

You want to taste your brother's dick?

You want to taste your brother's dick?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, that is good.

Good girl.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh,

my

God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, you have to come in my pussy.

Oh, you have to come in my pussy.

Oh, yeah.

Cream -filled pussy, huh?

Mm -hmm.

Okay, I think I'm going to allow you some green beer now.