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Last weekend, MAGA celebrated the

Last weekend, MAGA celebrated the

Last weekend, MAGA celebrated the release of Amazon's $40 million

release of Amazon's $40 million

release of Amazon's $40 million documentary about Melania Trump. So, I

documentary about Melania Trump. So, I

documentary about Melania Trump. So, I traveled to our frozen capital to visit

traveled to our frozen capital to visit

traveled to our frozen capital to visit America's most respected cultural

America's most respected cultural

America's most respected cultural institution, the Trump Kennedy Center. I

institution, the Trump Kennedy Center. I

institution, the Trump Kennedy Center. I was sure to see the glitz and glamour

was sure to see the glitz and glamour

was sure to see the glitz and glamour that surrounds our first lady. There's a

that surrounds our first lady. There's a

that surrounds our first lady. There's a lot going on in the world right now.

lot going on in the world right now.

lot going on in the world right now. People are stressed about the

People are stressed about the

People are stressed about the affordability crisis, the issues with

affordability crisis, the issues with

affordability crisis, the issues with Greenland. People are dying in

Greenland. People are dying in

Greenland. People are dying in Minneapolis. My big question for you is

Minneapolis. My big question for you is

Minneapolis. My big question for you is who are you wearing?

who are you wearing?

who are you wearing? >> Well, in my soul, I'm wearing the truth

>> Well, in my soul, I'm wearing the truth

>> Well, in my soul, I'm wearing the truth and freedom. Uh, but on my body, I'm

and freedom. Uh, but on my body, I'm

and freedom. Uh, but on my body, I'm wearing a dress by my friend weave. I'm

wearing a dress by my friend weave. I'm

wearing a dress by my friend weave. I'm wearing Dolce.

wearing Dolce.

wearing Dolce. >> I'm actually wearing an Ivanka Trump

>> I'm actually wearing an Ivanka Trump

>> I'm actually wearing an Ivanka Trump dress.

dress.

dress. >> Is that right?

>> Is that right?

>> Is that right? >> Oh, Ralph Lauren.

>> Oh, Ralph Lauren.

>> Oh, Ralph Lauren. >> Well done.

>> Well done.

>> Well done. >> And Steuart Witzman.

>> And Steuart Witzman.

>> And Steuart Witzman. >> I'm wearing primarily Bass Pro Shop and

>> I'm wearing primarily Bass Pro Shop and

>> I'm wearing primarily Bass Pro Shop and three layers of Carheart. my Rebecca

three layers of Carheart. my Rebecca

three layers of Carheart. my Rebecca Valian. Um, very Melania approved and

Valian. Um, very Melania approved and

Valian. Um, very Melania approved and jewelry. I'm wearing La Costa, which is

jewelry. I'm wearing La Costa, which is

jewelry. I'm wearing La Costa, which is organic jewelry. So, part of making

organic jewelry. So, part of making

organic jewelry. So, part of making Rebecca healthy again.

Rebecca healthy again.

Rebecca healthy again. >> Is that right?

>> Is that right?

>> Is that right? >> Yes. So, tell me they actually

>> Yes. So, tell me they actually

>> Yes. So, tell me they actually >> I can't get measles from your ring, can

>> I can't get measles from your ring, can

>> I can't get measles from your ring, can I?

I?

I? >> They came for the spectacle of 118

>> They came for the spectacle of 118

>> They came for the spectacle of 118 minutes of Flotus heroically walking

minutes of Flotus heroically walking

minutes of Flotus heroically walking into rooms and out of rooms and into

into rooms and out of rooms and into

into rooms and out of rooms and into planes and even out of cars. It was an

planes and even out of cars. It was an

planes and even out of cars. It was an epic tale that drew people from all over

epic tale that drew people from all over

epic tale that drew people from all over America.

America.

America. >> A big night. Where are you guys coming

>> A big night. Where are you guys coming

>> A big night. Where are you guys coming in from? Las Vegas.

in from? Las Vegas.

in from? Las Vegas. >> South Dakota.

>> South Dakota.

>> South Dakota. >> Why don't you just go to a movie theater

>> Why don't you just go to a movie theater

>> Why don't you just go to a movie theater in South Dakota and have the whole

in South Dakota and have the whole

in South Dakota and have the whole theater to yourself?

theater to yourself?

theater to yourself? >> Well, you know, I could have done that.

>> Well, you know, I could have done that.

>> Well, you know, I could have done that. >> So, what were they all expecting to see?

>> So, what were they all expecting to see?

>> So, what were they all expecting to see? >> Uh, we're going to see behind the scenes

>> Uh, we're going to see behind the scenes

>> Uh, we're going to see behind the scenes of the first lady, you know, her

of the first lady, you know, her

of the first lady, you know, her dayto-day. And it's the 20 days leading

dayto-day. And it's the 20 days leading

dayto-day. And it's the 20 days leading up to the inauguration.

up to the inauguration.

up to the inauguration. >> I don't I'm not even sure which 20 days

>> I don't I'm not even sure which 20 days

>> I don't I'm not even sure which 20 days it is, right?

it is, right?

it is, right? >> I hope it wasn't the last 20 days.

>> I hope it wasn't the last 20 days.

>> I hope it wasn't the last 20 days. >> Greenland, those murders in Minneapolis.

>> Greenland, those murders in Minneapolis.

>> Greenland, those murders in Minneapolis. >> Hopefully, it's the earlier 20 days.

>> Hopefully, it's the earlier 20 days.

>> Hopefully, it's the earlier 20 days. >> Yeah. Do you think there'll be any

>> Yeah. Do you think there'll be any

>> Yeah. Do you think there'll be any cameos in the film tonight?

cameos in the film tonight?

cameos in the film tonight? >> I'm sure.

>> I'm sure.

>> I'm sure. >> Who do you think? Who do you want to

>> Who do you think? Who do you want to

>> Who do you think? Who do you want to see?

see?

see? >> Maybe, you know, Nicki Minaj might be in

>> Maybe, you know, Nicki Minaj might be in

>> Maybe, you know, Nicki Minaj might be in it. Who knows?

it. Who knows?

it. Who knows? >> Stay after the credits. Maybe Epstein

>> Stay after the credits. Maybe Epstein

>> Stay after the credits. Maybe Epstein pops in. Who knows?

pops in. Who knows?

pops in. Who knows? >> Probably not.

>> Probably not.

>> Probably not. >> I think it's an important night because

>> I think it's an important night because

>> I think it's an important night because Melania is a very notoriously private

Melania is a very notoriously private

Melania is a very notoriously private person. You know, everybody loves that

person. You know, everybody loves that

person. You know, everybody loves that narrative arc of someone who comes from

narrative arc of someone who comes from

narrative arc of someone who comes from a small European country and ends up

a small European country and ends up

a small European country and ends up becoming the first lady of the United

becoming the first lady of the United

becoming the first lady of the United States of America.

States of America.

States of America. >> It's truly an immigrant story. Mhm.

>> It's truly an immigrant story. Mhm.

>> It's truly an immigrant story. Mhm. >> So, why are you watching that wolf

>> So, why are you watching that wolf

>> So, why are you watching that wolf in there? Um, what is this

in there? Um, what is this

in there? Um, what is this film? Is it Is it Is it a It's a

film? Is it Is it Is it a It's a

film? Is it Is it Is it a It's a romance. Is a political thriller, a

romance. Is a political thriller, a

romance. Is a political thriller, a bribe? What is this film?

bribe? What is this film?

bribe? What is this film? >> I guess we'll see. Maybe a little bit of

>> I guess we'll see. Maybe a little bit of

>> I guess we'll see. Maybe a little bit of everything,

everything,

everything, >> I think. So, right. It's definitely It's

>> I think. So, right. It's definitely It's

>> I think. So, right. It's definitely It's definitely a little bit of all three of

definitely a little bit of all three of

definitely a little bit of all three of those things, right? Yeah.

those things, right? Yeah.

those things, right? Yeah. >> Yeah. Movie is part of the movement.

>> Yeah. Movie is part of the movement.

>> Yeah. Movie is part of the movement. There's a lot behind it. The movement is

There's a lot behind it. The movement is

There's a lot behind it. The movement is making America great again, making

making America great again, making

making America great again, making America healthy again. So, it's not just

America healthy again. So, it's not just

America healthy again. So, it's not just a movie. It's a movement. I think it's a

a movie. It's a movement. I think it's a

a movie. It's a movement. I think it's a reclamation of the divine feminine. So

reclamation of the divine feminine. So

reclamation of the divine feminine. So it's not it's not a $40 million payoff

it's not it's not a $40 million payoff

it's not it's not a $40 million payoff from Jeff Bezos just to kiss up to

from Jeff Bezos just to kiss up to

from Jeff Bezos just to kiss up to Donald Trump.

Donald Trump.

Donald Trump. >> So but the thing is is why are you

>> So but the thing is is why are you

>> So but the thing is is why are you pricing it and clearly they don't need

pricing it and clearly they don't need

pricing it and clearly they don't need money, right? I mean they're very

money, right? I mean they're very

money, right? I mean they're very wealthy. So it's just strange that you

wealthy. So it's just strange that you

wealthy. So it's just strange that you focus on that.

focus on that.

focus on that. >> I think about billionaires that once

>> I think about billionaires that once

>> I think about billionaires that once they get enough money they stop wanting

they get enough money they stop wanting

they get enough money they stop wanting more money, right? I agree.

more money, right? I agree.

more money, right? I agree. >> The movie was directed by Brett Ratner,

>> The movie was directed by Brett Ratner,

>> The movie was directed by Brett Ratner, who recently appeared in the Epstein

who recently appeared in the Epstein

who recently appeared in the Epstein Files and was pushed out of Hollywood

Files and was pushed out of Hollywood

Files and was pushed out of Hollywood for alleged sexual harassment. the

for alleged sexual harassment. the

for alleged sexual harassment. the perfect guy to reclaim the divine

perfect guy to reclaim the divine

perfect guy to reclaim the divine feminine.

feminine.

feminine. >> Are you a Brett Ratner fan?

>> Are you a Brett Ratner fan?

>> Are you a Brett Ratner fan? >> Um, I started my career in documentary

>> Um, I started my career in documentary

>> Um, I started my career in documentary film making. So, I do respect Brett

film making. So, I do respect Brett

film making. So, I do respect Brett Ratner a lot easier.

Ratner a lot easier.

Ratner a lot easier. >> Me, too. What do you think of Brett

>> Me, too. What do you think of Brett

>> Me, too. What do you think of Brett Ratner?

Ratner?

Ratner? >> I think he's a fantastic director. To be

>> I think he's a fantastic director. To be

>> I think he's a fantastic director. To be honest, I'm here to also support him as

honest, I'm here to also support him as

honest, I'm here to also support him as a friend and uh I'm looking forward to

a friend and uh I'm looking forward to

a friend and uh I'm looking forward to see what he's uh he's doing. Yeah,

see what he's uh he's doing. Yeah,

see what he's uh he's doing. Yeah, >> me too. Trump wants them to make a rush

>> me too. Trump wants them to make a rush

>> me too. Trump wants them to make a rush hour for you. You hope they make a rush

hour for you. You hope they make a rush

hour for you. You hope they make a rush hour.

hour.

hour. >> So exciting. I'm I'm so looking forward

>> So exciting. I'm I'm so looking forward

>> So exciting. I'm I'm so looking forward to that.

to that.

to that. >> Me, too. Why

>> Me, too. Why

>> Me, too. Why >> why do you think it was Brett Ratner had

>> why do you think it was Brett Ratner had

>> why do you think it was Brett Ratner had got kicked out of Hollywood?

got kicked out of Hollywood?

got kicked out of Hollywood? >> I think there are like all kinds of

>> I think there are like all kinds of

>> I think there are like all kinds of scenarios that happened and

scenarios that happened and

scenarios that happened and >> Me too.

>> Me too.

>> Me too. >> I'm not the person to talk about this,

>> I'm not the person to talk about this,

>> I'm not the person to talk about this, but I Me too.

but I Me too.

but I Me too. >> I've never had a bad experience with him

>> I've never had a bad experience with him

>> I've never had a bad experience with him and he's such a wonderful person.

and he's such a wonderful person.

and he's such a wonderful person. >> Me too.

>> Me too.

>> Me too. >> It was the Me Too movement.

>> It was the Me Too movement.

>> It was the Me Too movement. >> Right. Right.

>> Right. Right.

>> Right. Right. >> Um I I guess

>> Um I I guess

>> Um I I guess >> so was this unflinching look at

>> so was this unflinching look at

>> so was this unflinching look at Melania's pre-inauguration social

Melania's pre-inauguration social

Melania's pre-inauguration social calendar right for this moment in

calendar right for this moment in

calendar right for this moment in America? How do you think America is

America? How do you think America is

America? How do you think America is doing right now? There's there's there's

doing right now? There's there's there's

doing right now? There's there's there's a lot going on in America.

a lot going on in America.

a lot going on in America. >> The first 365 days have been pretty

>> The first 365 days have been pretty

>> The first 365 days have been pretty awesome.

awesome.

awesome. >> There's images coming out of

>> There's images coming out of

>> There's images coming out of Minneapolis. Yes. That are very

Minneapolis. Yes. That are very

Minneapolis. Yes. That are very disturbing.

disturbing.

disturbing. >> Uh I don't think you can. Everything you

>> Uh I don't think you can. Everything you

>> Uh I don't think you can. Everything you see, you can believe.

see, you can believe.

see, you can believe. >> So you don't believe your eyes when you

>> So you don't believe your eyes when you

>> So you don't believe your eyes when you see videos? No.

see videos? No.

see videos? No. >> You going to believe your eyes about the

>> You going to believe your eyes about the

>> You going to believe your eyes about the Bladia Doc?

Bladia Doc?

Bladia Doc? >> I hope so.

>> I hope so.

>> I hope so. >> Um it's a celebration of our country, of

>> Um it's a celebration of our country, of

>> Um it's a celebration of our country, of America, of you know, our president,

America, of you know, our president,

America, of you know, our president, first lady.

first lady.

first lady. >> There's some people who are critical of

>> There's some people who are critical of

>> There's some people who are critical of having a big gala like tonight.

having a big gala like tonight.

having a big gala like tonight. >> Yeah. They should come and check it out.

>> Yeah. They should come and check it out.

>> Yeah. They should come and check it out. Maybe they'd be less critical.

Maybe they'd be less critical.

Maybe they'd be less critical. >> You think so?

>> You think so?

>> You think so? >> For all those naysayers out there,

>> For all those naysayers out there,

>> For all those naysayers out there, right? You should come and see this,

right? You should come and see this,

right? You should come and see this, right?

right?

right? >> Check it out. Experience your country.

>> Check it out. Experience your country.

>> Check it out. Experience your country. See what you know the America's all

See what you know the America's all

See what you know the America's all about.

about.

about. >> Yeah. You're too You're too busy being

>> Yeah. You're too You're too busy being

>> Yeah. You're too You're too busy being downers, aren't you?

downers, aren't you?

downers, aren't you? >> Yeah. Stop being a downer.

>> Yeah. Stop being a downer.

>> Yeah. Stop being a downer. >> Yeah. Minneapolis, why are you guys

>> Yeah. Minneapolis, why are you guys

>> Yeah. Minneapolis, why are you guys being such a downer? Huh?

being such a downer? Huh?

being such a downer? Huh? >> What's your birthday?

>> Stop being so dumb, Minneapolis. What if

>> Stop being so dumb, Minneapolis. What if

>> Stop being so dumb, Minneapolis. What if the heroes will come here? I hate it.

the heroes will come here? I hate it.

the heroes will come here? I hate it. It's cold here as it is there. They'll

It's cold here as it is there. They'll

It's cold here as it is there. They'll feel red and all.

feel red and all.

feel red and all. >> Indeed, they will. And for anyone

>> Indeed, they will. And for anyone

>> Indeed, they will. And for anyone concerned about the people of

concerned about the people of

concerned about the people of Minneapolis, to paraphrase another great

Minneapolis, to paraphrase another great

Minneapolis, to paraphrase another great female leader, let them eat popcorn.

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