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Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Yes, tell me.

Yes.

I'm not sleeping at the moment.

I'll text you.

Yes.

Okay, okay.

See you later.

Maestro, maestro, maestro, come, run, come, I have to tell you something, I

to tell you something.

Run, maestro, come.

Tell me, Poli, tell me, what's wrong with you?

What's going to happen is that I have to tell you a porn movie, man, as if I

were doing it myself.

And what I want to know is why I have to tell you this movie.

That's because of your representative, who uses his fists so much that from

to time you have to use the stick.

I don't give a fuck, that representative is going to take him by the ass fast.

Because that's impossible.

A boxer has to have that from time to time. Because if he doesn't, he's going

be rude and he's going to break your mind.

By the way, I was talking to your manager and he told me that you have to

Seville to the inauguration of a pub. Well, we'll see, we'll see.

It's the pub of a friend and you have to give him a promotion.

Poli, poli, por favor.

Can you tell me why you came here to Seville?

Well, I came to Seville because I like it a lot, and I have a friend here, a

local, and I want to open it.

Very good.

And I prefer that... I'm happy that everything goes well for him.

He's a great person and he helps a lot of people.

I hope to see you there, okay?

Well, I'll go very often, because when I get to my friend's place, I'll go very

often. Don't invite me, but spend it there.

Great, I hope you have a great time, okay?

I had a great time with him. I always have a good time with him.

He's a very cool man. Thank you for talking to us.

You're welcome. You're very tough, ma 'am.

Are you Juan?

Yes, I'm Juan.

I haven't seen you in seven years.

We have to go.

I'll leave you some friends at home.

I'll take you to the car.

Come on, guys.

Let's go.

I'm not in the car.

I'm walking.

You'll see.

I'm walking.

I'm in the car.

If you want it, it's mine, but hurry up, hurry up. If you want it, it's mine,

but hurry up, hurry up. If you want it, it's mine, but hurry up.

Hello, what can I do for you? Hello, come in.

Ranito, come in.

Thank you.

Sit down.

What can I tell you?

Well, I'll tell you.

I have a little problem, and I say, well, tell Natalia, who is the one who

the same solutions as Marcia.

Hey, Natalia, if you want, we can bother you.

No, man, I'm all for trust.

Although it seems like a lie, this thing you have here behind me is my brother.

He's seven years old.

And you've already lost him, you see.

La familia amarga y lo que quiero es que tú que te mueves en el club de

intercambio y que tienes la reputación de una golfilla buena, ya nos

a ver si no me lo metes en toda la movida y hoy a ver si a base de sexo se

quita la gana de volver otros siete años y el tibe que nos tiramos reo. Tú sabes

la marcha que yo llevo, de locales, de intercambios y tal. Pero lo que pasa es

que estos sitios es para llevar a una pareja y... No sé.

Y no sé, porque ahora mismo no tengo ninguna pareja.

Yo mismo necesito soluciones porque además me voy dentro de un par de horas

viaje, estoy todo el fin de semana afuera.

Tal vez mis jefes, que creo que van detrás mía, si me los enrío.

¿Quién no va detrás tuya, mi hermana?

Pues puede que... ¿Y después sabes dónde podría yo dejarlo? ¿En qué casa? Porque

mi casa es imposible.

Pues yo no puedo quedarme con él.

La verdad es que es imposible. Y tengo dos bolas para solucionar esto.

Oye, Luis.

¿Que si es cosa de dos o tres días? ¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se puede casar en casa? ¿Se

puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede casar en casa?

¿Se puede

casar en casa?

You know

what

I have here?

What do you have?

I want

this

too.

And this, are you going to do it with the glue?

Yes.

Oh, my God, how are you going to put that on? You're going to drop this

that you have on the floor.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Come on, let's go.

I'm hungry now.

Hola, Cristina.

Sí, mirá, ¿qué haces? Oye, mirá, soy Carlos.

Voy a inaugurar un local y necesitaría que me hicieras un favor.

¿Qué te parece? ¿Podrás?

Claro, mirá, viene el potro, que es amigo mío, Poli Díaz, el boxeador.

necesitaría que vengas tú y te enrolles un poquillo con él. Vamos, que te pongas

mimosona, ¿eh?

Cristina, cuento contigo. No me falles, por favor, ¿eh?

Un beso, venga, te espero. Hasta luego.

Hola, oye, señor, mira, yo quería ir aquí antes de la inauguración porque

que ir yo con una señorita aquí. ¿Te apetece aparte ver alguna chica aquí

No, me da la impresión de que te habían amenido.

¿Quieres tomarte algo o yo te preparo lo que te apetece? Bueno, si me puedes

poner un piso en la monadeja, bien, pero de momento... ¿Te apetece un Cadillac,

un Volkswagen, un Rolls? Un zumo, querida.

Sí, un zumo de vivo, lo mejor.

Suave. Oye, ¿te puede dar esto?

Poli. A lo mejor es esa señorita la que está tocando.

Ah, sí.

Qué bonita, ¿no?

¿Qué tal?

Maricona. Hola.

Hola.

Chao. Chao.

The first thing I'm going to do is take off my shoes and put them in my pocket.

It's a mess, you know? I think they're going to give you very little. Really?

Yes. Do you think they're going to give you very little?

Yes, very little.

What? But, well... It's nice, isn't it? It's nice,

isn't it?

It's nice, isn't it?

It's nice, isn't it?

And if I get angry sometimes, well, I get angry afterwards.

I like to get angry at things too. Yes?

I like to get angry at things too. I like to get angry at things too. I like

get angry at things too. I like to get angry at things too. I like to get angry

at things too.

Look, I'm going to take it off. Come on, take it off.

No, no.

I'm going to take it off because I've thought about it.

And, well, I think... I'm going to take it off. I'm going to take it off. Take

it, honey.

I'm going to take it off.

I'm going to take it off. I'm going to take it off.

I'm going to take it off.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Thank you.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to puke.

Oh, oh.

See you, see you.

Bye. Bye.

oh my god

What better?

Here or here?

At this pace, I'm going to end up hanging here, in the middle of nowhere,

friend.

Thank you.

Ay,

que bien, que corrida.

Ay,

que corrida.

Ay,

que bien, que corrida.

Ay, un maratón de ballenas en la hostia.

This is the best cream to take in the sun, my love. Who doesn't like summer?

This is the best cream to take in the sun.

This is the best cream to take in the sun.

Mara. Mara.

Sí, y venía a buscarla, pero resulta que está ocupada, que dicen que está aquí

solo y no sé.

Sí, es verdad, está con el polo.

Y tardarán un rato porque ya saben que el potro es un tío... Sí, eso dicen.

Y me imagino que tú también habrás venido porque tienes un poquito de ganas

marchita, ¿no? Bueno, venía más por él, por ella, ¿no?

Venía a verla.

¿Qué manos más suaves tienes?

¿Qué te parece si nos vamos a un lugar donde vas a conocer una experiencia

nueva?

¿Y dónde es?

Ven conmigo.

Ni una mirada.

I'm sorry.

Cristina y el poli, pero yo me lo estoy pasando de maravilla.

Otra que el potro.

Fóllame. Yo creo que después de esta ya no follas más. Oh,

sé lo que tú te crees. Así, fóllame.

Cuando quiera un buen homenaje, vendré aquí.

Eh?