Original subtitles

totsuzen sugiru mune no kodou

afureru mama ni tsutaetai

ugokidashiteru omoi mo jikan mo

itoshii anata ni mukatte

mayonaka ni hikaridasu call

matteita hontou wa ne zutto

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

ki wo tsukete kizutsukanai you ni

demo chotto kirai ja nai

kou iu story ii yo

iraira shiteta

mae ni susumenai de ita

kinou no jibun ni

saisho wa itsumo

tomadoinagara dakara yurushite

totsuzen sugiru mune no kodou

afureru mama ni tsutaetai

ugokidashiteru omoi mo jikan mo

futari no mirai ni mukatte

Tropical BPS! School Swimsuit Seaside Shenanigans! Misao in Peril!

Tokyo Paper Manufacturing

That's 1000 yen.

Hmm, deforestation causing new retroviruses and flash floods in Sumatra?

Bad stuff.

So...hot...

Onii-chan, are you in?

Ack...it's so hot!

What's going on in here?

Oh, hey Misao-chan.

I'm pretty sure you'll die here.

You should get AC.

No...money.

Then come to ours to cool down.

Nope, here is good.

Oh, mommy said you should have this watermelon.

Ah, thanks.

Hey, Onii-chan.

Tomorrow I'm going on a school trip. We're going to the ocean overnight.

Oh really?

Make sure to eat properly while I'm gone.

Yeah...

School trip...to the ocean...

Huh? What is it?

...Swimsuits...

Wanna see?

Huh?

It's a special design just for the trip.

I'm wearing it underneath!

H-Here?

One sec!

Wait, Misao-chan!

Ta-da!

Sorry for barging in!

I'm Akizuki of the Japan Coast Guard!

I'm sorry, but I'm here with an urgent matter!

What the-?!

School swimsuit roleplay...

Additional charge...7000 yen.

Additional charge: 7000 yen

I can't believe the guy we brought in for such an important job

is harboring this level of sexual deviancy...

How old can the girl be?!

Give me a full-chested woman any day! Someone like that foreign actress Isabelle Adjani.

But no, no, there's nobody else we could get to take on such a difficult assignment.

There's nothing for it — I have to put aside common decency and pretend I didn't see anything at all.

Open up! Open up! Please open up! There's nothing for it — I have to put aside common decency and pretend I didn't see anything at all.

Open up! Open up! Please open up!

I m-must remember, we're dealing with extralegal measures here.

Extraleqal Measures

I should swallow my feelings and put aside the life of one poor, unfortunate girl...

Agghhh, this is terrible, I'm the worst.

Just a terrible, pathetic coastguard...

My parents back home...

My ex-wife...

My sweet son who went to live with my ex-wife...

They're laughing at my pitiful choice. Go ahead and laugh!

I've decided I didn't see anything.

Um...

Akizuki, was it?

Yep! Akizuki, Officer 2nd Class, Japan Coast Guard 3rd District.

Diiid you want something?

Yes, I-

It's very stuffy in here.

Don't you have AC?

No. But look, I put a wet towel over the fan to make it blow cool air.

That's science.

Aren't you just making it steamy?

Anyway. The other day, a government ship ran aground off Kujukuri in Chiba Prefecture.

Oh, bummer.

You could call it a regular accident, but the problem concerns what it was carrying.

This doesn't leave this room

but although the official story is that it was carrying fuel oil,

it was actually carrying a cargo of reprocessed uranium!

Yikes.

Of course, this was a delicate operation,

so we didn't want a single word of it leaking to the press.

The ship was camouflaged, but that plan somewhat backfired on us.

To get it back, we need a suitably equipped facility,

which means we can't afford to have as strict security as we would like.

Furthermore!

Please take a look at this.

What am I looking at?

An unregistered ship.

The Ministry of Defense and the Coast Guard were hacked by an unknown source,

and the detailed data relating to this incident was unfortunately stolen.

Well, not just stolen. The info was leaked to a certain organization.

As you know, these ships have recently been entering our waters

to carry out illegal activities.

However, on this occasion they took advantage of the lapse in security

to attempt to steal the nuclear material, and we've already received information

about its port of origin from US Naval Intelligence.

The situation is extremely urgent.

That's what we're dealing with.

What am I meant to do?

I'm just a freelance programmer,

not some ex-special forces agent you can pull out of retirement for one more mission.

I'm aware.

But we spoke to Professor Hayashi from the Tokyo University

of Physics Strategic Network Research Laboratory,

the leading authority on electronic warfare.

He informed us that we'd need more than physical security,

and told us about the one man in Japan who is capable of completely remotely

managing our electronic defenses.

The man known as Battle Programmer Shirase. The legendary genius hacker.

Akira Shirase-sensei!

The man sitting before me now!

Please defend the cargo ship electronically

until Monday morning, when the crane ship will arrive on-scene, and make sure that

the information relating to this incident does not get out!

This is the 9th ball...it's a hit!

That's a big one...it's high and it's fast and it's...

Are you listening, Shirase-sensei? That's a big one...it's high and it's fast and it's...

Of course, you won't go unrewarded.

This morning, the cabinet moved to release special funds for this purpose.

I don't work for-

This...this is...

I see you know what this is. It was not easy to get, Shirase-sensei.

Kaitaku must have been out of their minds when they

released this. They canceled it almost immediately.

An LD-ROM. Serial port included.

You got a deal.

Oh, it's Hideki.

Yes, my King.

Did you want to see me about that cargo ship we discussed?

The nikujaga's almost boiled to perfection. Won't you come in and have some?

O...kay...

How good does that look? I boiled off the stock perfectly.

Uh, so just going back a bit...

HIDEKI!

You're holding your chopsticks wrong.

I-I'm sorry...

So, we loaded the Japanese plutonium...

Hideki!

Yes, my King!

You want seconds?

Uh, no, I'm good...

Okay, so Kyaratech hacked the radar and stranded the cargo ship.

I'd already surmised that the ship was carrying nuclear material,

so I manipulated the position of satellites and the ship's

automatic identification system to run it aground.

All that's left of my World Security Crisis Project is to sell the ship's location

for a humungous price to the countries of the so-called Axis of Evil!

Yes, my King!

So did anyone bite yet?

Yes. A certain organization used a shell corporation to express interest.

The money went through so I sent along the ship's location information.

Awesome.

These guys, eh?

They've been investigated for fraudulent accounting.

You think we can trust 'em?

The money already went through, so...

Mmm, well they do probably want to get back into their HQ's good books...

Still, gah...

Do you want to decline?

If I do that, there'll be trust issues in future.

Let's hold up our end of the bargain. Even if the mission fails, I don't want it to be our fault.

Yes, my King! For the glory of Kyaratech!

Hey hey guys! Huddle up! Look sharp!

Summer!

Seal

The season of love!

I've decided we're gonna have a special test of courage tonight!

And of course I'm gonna put you into boy-girl pairs to do it!

Mmmwah! Smoochy smoochy!

Sae-sensei is so weird.

Yeah.

Hehehe!

Did everyone get a partner in the draw?

Yes!

Um, Sensei?

Oh no! No partner, Amano?

I think I'm the only one who got missed.

Nooo, that sucks! What'll I do...

Ah ha! Leave it to me. I'll just borrow one of the older boys.

An older boy?!

Don't sweat it, kiddo!

We'll find you a nice, serious boy. Don't worry about it!

Gimme a sec.

A junior girl?

Don't look like that! I know I'm her homeroom teacher,

but take it from me, she's the kinda pretty girl that's worth getting to know.

Er...

Win her over now, and in four or five years' time...

What?

Tee hee. You shouldn't hear the rest from me!

Amano! I nabbed you a good one!

W-Wait a-

This is Jou Kawahara.

He's a couple of years older than you and he's on the soccer team.

He was in my class last year.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Whaddya think, Amano?

He's very popular with the girls.

The kind of kid that's worth getting to know.

Work on your prospects now and it'll pay off later!

All you need to do is write your names and a team motto in the notebook at the shrine.

Catch you kids on the flipside!

Attention! Shirase-sensei has arrived!

Is that really him? Is that BPS?

They say that he can analyze any attack virus, and, in the blink of an eye,

the creator's name, age, address, sex, income, blood type

and the age they lost their virginity are exposed for all to see.

Scary.

Scary.

Shirase-sensei, I mean BPS, please log in at once.

Sure thing.

Weather By Region — Eastern Japan

This is terrible!

This is the perfect opportunity for the unregistered ship to slip past our defenses!

Yes, speaking. Yes. Mm-hm. Mm-hm. What?!

Understood. Right away. Mm-hm. Yes. Over and out.

Bad news, Shirase-sensei.

According to the Maritime Defense Force, a ship of unknown origin

is approaching the Exclusive Economic Zone off the coast of Hokkaido.

This one, I guess.

Yes, I assume so... Um, where is this video coming from?

Satellite imagery.

What...satellite...?

Woo! Free day today guys!

Swim until you can take no more!

Yeah!

So, Amano...

What is it, Sensei?

How did it go last night?

Wh-What do you mean?

Love at first sight?

Huh?

Jou is a good kid for his age, hm?

You need to be more proactive, Amano! Just in general.

You've got studying locked down already.

Your mom is worried about you, y'know.

She says you spend a lot of time with some relative from your neighbourhood.

But when you meet strangers, you clam right up.

Sorry.

C'mon, no need for apologies!

I'm just saying...maybe hold his hand a li'l bit.

Sensei, were you peeping?

Just think of this as proactivity training.

Hey, Kawahara! Over heeere!

Amano's waiting for you!

Assault

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

It's getting kind of cloudy...

Yeah, and the wind's picked up too.

Are we okay here?

I don't really like crowds. And...

And?

I've never really spoken to a boy who wasn't Onii-chan before...

I'm embarrassed.

Oh, I didn't know you had a brother, Amano.

He's not my brother. He's just a relative who lives nearby.

I've got a sister, you know.

So there are four of you at home?

Well, my parents died in a car accident two years back, so it's just me and my sis.

I'm sorry.

No, uh, I mean, it's fine.

It's just that my sister feeds me and stuff.

That's why...I want to grow up soon so I can stop being a burden to her.

Wow...that's pretty cool.

She's cute...

Weather's starting to look really nasty. Let's head back?

Yeah.

What the-

The tide came in and swallowed the way back!

You're right...

How are they moving so quickly?

That's more than just a modified fishing vessel.

The stranded ship is probably the work of a third party.

Elite troops with special forces training, no doubt.

THIS IS REALLY BAD, SHIRASE-SENSEI!

Do you have patrol boats in the area?

They're on standby, but they're not permitted to get involved on the high seas.

Misao-chan?! Why...

Oh yeah, she mentioned a school trip.

Why here of all places?

What's this brat think he's doing?

Um, Shirase-sensei...

Shirase-sensei, what's the matter?

Shirase-sensei, the unregistered ship is getting closer moment by moment.

Before long we'll have to resort to a full-power response, which will cause

untold damage to the surrounding area!

I know.

Now where're those keyboards I asked for?

R-Right away! Get to it!

Smooth muscle relaxation.

Pupil dilation.

In this moment, Shirase's brain is functioning several

...VICS data received...location confirmed maritime identification system accessed... thousand times faster than the average human's.

...VICS data received...location confirmed maritime identification system accessed...

Oh no!

Focusing the lighthouse beams to blind them! Good thinking, Shirase-sensei!

The weather's getting worse.

...blah blah you're so clever blah blah... And it's only 30 minutes until high tide. What are the teachers in charge doing?

...blah blah you're so clever blah blah...

You're incredible! Amazing! Brilliant!

You! Tighten the news embargo in the areal! And restrict cell phone coverage!

Yessir!

Hang in there, Amano!

It's like my sis always says: if you keep your chin up, things'll work out somehow.

O-Okay...

This is Officer Akizuki, Japan Coast Guard 3rd District!

No, we don't want to order ramen! Put me through to the ROC! Rescue Operations Center!

Look, Amano!

Kawahara-senpai...

Oh! I-I think we can use this to get to that cliff!

We can use it as a rope! Grab on, Amano!

Hurry! There's no time!

Get off her you little dweeb!

We've got a situation, Shirase-sensei!

The power to the lighthouses failed, and the hostiles are back on course!

I don't care what you do!

Slow them down by any means necessary!

ANY means?

Yes, yes!

Time to bring something out of retirement. It should still have plenty left in the tank.

Um... What are you...?

The former Soviet Union, now Russia, has a series of military satellites known as Kosmos.

Combining those that are public knowledge and those that aren't, more than 2000 have been launched.

However, most of those have been abandoned and no longer serve a purpose.

I see, Russians don't separate their garbage like...

I see, Russians don't separate their garbage like... Even though they're abandoned, some of them still have

a little fuel left in their orbital adjustment booster jets.

I'm planning to bring them down to stop the ship.

Here we go. Special move. Ryusei no Sanshimai!

Three Meteoric Sisters!

Ryusei no Sanshimai, the Three Meteoric Sisters technique,

refers to reprogramming multiple abandoned satellites,

and controlling them remotely, bringing them together so they don't burn up in the atmosphere,

and maintaining a single line so they strike a pinpoint location on the Earth's surface.

Another of BPS's awesome finishing blows.

First satellite destroyed at a height of 90 kilometers, as expected.

Onward! Onward!

Sensei!

It's you guys!

Nooo! Nooo!

Sensei!

What in the world?

What was that?

"A fishing vessel was capsized by a large wave off the coast of Chiba.

All crew members were recovered safely by a Coast Guard patrol boat. Hm."

Did BPS take a bite out of my plans again?

Hey, Oze!

How can I help, sir?

Your transfer period is almost up, eh? You'll be heading back to Japan soon.

Yes indeed. Time flies, doesn't it?

I still have six months left, though.

Yes, but still. We'll have to throw you a going-away party!

Oh, don't go to any trouble on my account!

We'll keep it simple. Simple!

I'l look forward to it...

I'm back.

Hi Onii-chan.

Hi. You enjoy the school trip?

Yep, it was fun!

But there was a kind of incident.

Incident? What do you mean?

I got separated from everyone and ended up on a tiny

island while the tide came in and cut off the way back.

Yikes.

But the older boy I was with rescued me.

So that kid's older than you, eh.

Nothing. Forget it.

By the way, something came from Grandma who lives in the countryside.

Huh? From my sister?

She sent udon so I brought some with me. Let's eat it together?

Oh, uh, thanks, Misao-chan.

Lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ai wa Pure enough mitsumeaeba

kiseki ga umareru

Tokubetsu ja nai de mo kokochi ii

sonna Harmony kanadete yuku no

Starry night ikusen no toki wo koete

meguriau aoi kirameki ga

Lonely nights kizutsuita sono imi sae

mune no naka tokashiteku

Ah dare yori soba ni ite kureru

nukumori no Realize

ima koso

Don't be shy sunao na kimochi tokihanatte

I love you more and more chikaku tooku

hibikiau Rhythm

Atarashikute de mo natsukashii

sonna Melody utaitsuzukeru

Next time:

The Ministry of Defense is assailed by an systematic series of cyber-attacks.

Their desire? To gain control of a weapon of tremendous power.

US Naval Intelligence intervenes by sending the beautiful female programmer Yoriko Yunoki.

This is the girl I told you about before, who transferred to my school. Call her Yon-chan.

BPS Under Theat! A Schoolgirl Genius?!

BPS, Battle Programmer Shirase. Introducing Yon-chan. Episode 3, mau mau!