Original subtitles

The Onibaku are coming!

Everybody, run!

Monsters!!

Give yourselves to us!

Get your act together, you two!

Ryuuji, I've spotted more prey...

Yeah...

H-Hey... hold on you guys!

Ittadakimasu!!

You two report to the office!

Is it really okay to keep this up, Ryuuji?

Is this the high school life we've been dreaming of?

Damn! Won't someone put some love in my miserable life?!

So c'mon, let's go out, just the two of us.

Well, but...

C'mon! It'll be fun!

Makoto!!

S-Sorry!

How dare you flirt right in front of our eyes?

You're gonna die for that!

H-Hold on! I have something great to tell you!

Valentine Parade?

What's that?

Don't you know?

It's the parade that happens once a year along the beach.

Oh, some car freak contest?

I couldn't care less.

Oh, that's to bad...

since they say the winner gets all the action he can take.

WHAAAT?!

Why didn't you say so?!

This is last year's winner, Masaru-kun.

A Porsche... pickup?!

I've never heard of that.

That masterpiece is a Porsche front on a Datsun pickup.

But check this out...

Look at the girls around Masaru-kun.

They're all beauties!

Dammit, he gets all those girls even with his monkey ass face?

All right, I got it. If we get this guy out of the picture...

and enter the parade, we can win, right?

He died.

H-He died?

From too much sex.

Too much sex?!

According to the rumors, they say he had sex with 3 women a night for a month.

He looked like a mummy by the end, it seems.

They say he had an incredibly happy smile on his face.

All right... now I'm ready for some action!

Yeah! We're gonna win this year's championship!

SHONAN JUNAI GUMI!

2

How the hell do we get a car?

If only a car would drop right into our laps.

Please, let me use your restroom!

I guess cars do just fall into our laps!

But there's no way we'd impress anyone with this thing.

Check this out...

A KS Benz! You're gonna turn it into that?

Exactly! There's no doubt we're gonna win!

We sure are!

Satou Garage

What?!

You're telling me to remodel this Cedric into a KS Benz?!

Exactly.

A KS Benz will mean a sure victory for us in the Valentine Parade.

This is pretty sudden, you know...

Well, Masami-kun, we'll give you a week.

Our victory is in your hands!

Hey, wait!

Well, we got the car ready.

All right, we're gonna do it. Even if it means becoming mummies!

To sex until we die!

To death!

One week later

Satou Garage

Masami-kun, is the car ready?

Hmm, maybe he left.

It-it's finished!

Awesome! It's just like the one in the picture.

Look! He even put the steering wheel on the left!

Now there's no doubt we're gonna win, eh, Eikichi?

Not good...

Looking like a Benz isn't enough.

I guess I fell asleep.

But I did manage to get it ready somehow.

It looks just like a KS Benz!

Yeah, I wish...

But having a real example of one on hand really saved me.

The KS Benz! A real one was right here!

Right here!

IT'S GOOOOONE!!

What'd you say is gone?

The owner!!

Hey, look at that new Z!

Awesome! Is that really a Z? It's like an F40.

Totally! That's cooool!

Don't you think this is the best one so far?

Clearly no other car stands a chance...

Whoa! What's that?

I want in!

I wanna ride!

Cuuuuute!

I like this one!

Me too!

That won't get you anywhere, Abe-kun. Girls go for the novelty.

I'm sure to win this year.

What's that noise?

A-A Gull Wing!!

KS Benz?!

The Onibaku

Awesome!

These Onibaku are really cool...

I love that Benz!

There's nothing better this year!

They love it! They love the gull wings!

Everyone totally thinks it's a real KS Benz.

They don't even realize it's just a Cedric!

You think saying you lost is gonna help?!

No, sir...!

Yokokawa-san's Benz is worth over 20 million yen, you little punk!

You know what'll happen if anything, and I mean anything happens to my car, right?!

Please save me, God!!

Y-Yokokawa-san!

There's a KS Benz just like yours by the beach,

but its sides are replaced with gull wings!

WHAAAAT?!

Don't tell me those guys...

Well then, the winner of this year's Valentine Parade is...

The Onibaku's Gull Wings KS Benz!

Okay, okay! Who's going to be the first to ride?

Yeaaah!

It'll be us!

Yeeeeessss!

Cuuuuute!

What's wrong?

Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!

We're just so happy we can offer a ride to beautiful ladies such as yourselves.

Oh, you...

You're too sweet!

Satou-san, prepare yourself for when I confirm it's my car.

Prepare... myself?

If this is a dream, let me wake up soon...

By the way Yuuna-chan and Miki-chan,

have you ever rode in a Benz before?

No, I've never.

My boyfriend has a Benz just like this one.

You have a boyfriend?!

Yeah, but to tell you the truth, he has some dangerous connections...

And I'd like to find some way to break up with him.

Oh, just go ahead and break up with that guy.

Eikichi-kun, will you run away with me?

Of course I will. I'd run to the end of the earth with you.

Really?!

I'll hold on to you forever!

Dammit, that lucky bastard...

Hey, Ryuuji-kun...

You must be pretty popular with girls, right?

N-No, not at all! I'm not that kind of guy!

Really?

Then maybe I could be your girl!

Really?!

Yep!

Yes! Spring has come for me too!

We did it!

Oh, I guess he put a phone in too.

Hello! This is Mr. Lucky.

You idiots! What are you doing?

Masami-kun, this is awesome! It's totally like a real Benz!

Of course it is, because it is a real Benz!

What?

I was asked to repair the KS by some dangerous guys and you go and--

Hey! So you're the thief. How dare you steal a man's Benz right from under his eyes?

We're coming after you, so get ready for the beating of your life!

I think we're going to need to get ready for a long vacation, Ryuuji...

Huh?

This KS Benz is the real thing!

Eh?!

And it sounds like it's owned by a yakuza!

WHAAAT?!

Hey! Pull over, you pieces of shit!

They're here!

Pull over or we'll really kill you, dammit!

Are you freaking deaf? I said pull over!

Takashi!

Don't you dare ignore us! Pull over!

Hey, boy! You've got some balls to not only steal my car but my woman too!

What do you mean your woman?

You must really want to die. You'd better stop, dammit!

Shut up, you rotten yakuza! I have a new boyfriend now.

I never want to see your face again!

Eikichi-kun, floor it!

Yes!

I'm gonna kill you!!

Aah! I feel better now.

Now we're on the run together, Eikichi-kun?

M-Miki-chan, you were dating that dangerous old guy?

Old guy?

How rude. Even though he looks old, he's only 17.

Seventeen?!

Looking like that?!

Pull over, dammit! I'm gonna kill you guys!

What are we going to do, Eikichi?

Hey, take the wheel.

The only choice we have is to run!

We'll run to the end of the earth!

You deserved that!

Here!

The Onibaku won't be defeated by the likes of you!

You freaking idiot! What are you doing taking the steering wheel?!

When did that happen?

You're the one that took it, you blockhead!

What do you think you're doing, swinging at me?!

You wanna fight?!

Look out!

Umm...

You don't really do this nowadays, do you?

You can't put us in cement barrels...

We ain't doing this cuz it's fashionable. This is tradition.

Why are you saying that with such a scary face? Hurry up and get us out of here.

You may look like a geezer, but we're fellow high schoolers.

DIE!!

If you don't wanna die, then get 50 million yen for me!

All right Miki, let's go!

I'd rather die with Eikichi-kun than go anywhere with you!

I'm gonna beat you if you don't learn your place, you little bitch!

What? Do you think women will listen to you if you beat them?

Eikichi-kun isn't like that! He's sweet!

Bring a hundred million yen!

If you do, I'll let you have my woman, got it?!

As you wish!!

A hundred million ain't nothing to me but a fart in the wind, you damn yakuza!

Just wait, I'll pick up the cash and then hit your place up for a fight!

Miki, I'll rescue you. I promise!

Eikichi-kun...!

Interesting. You're gonna get the money, huh?

Tomorrow at 6pm is the time limit.

If you don't show with the money...

200 of my guys will be out for your life, got it?

Not bad, Eikichi! Talking rough to a yakuza.

I didn't think you'd have the balls.

What am I gonna do, Ryuuji?!

Let's go on a long vacation until things cool down.

Let's go see Hokkaido.

Whaaaa?!

There's no hope, Ryuuji. They're on the lookout for us.

With all these guys, we really are gonna get killed.

Morning's here. What are we gonna do, Eikichi?

No sleeping!!

How can you sleep at a time like this?

I was nervous, I didn't mean to.

This is all because you had to go and put gull wings on the car.

What?!

Those guys wouldn't be so pissed if you didn't screw with it.

What'd you say?!

Are you saying this is my fault?

I sure am!!

You sure looked excited about it yourself!!

T-This is from middle school!

We've found it now! Our hundred million yen!

Yeah, we got it.

Looks like they missed the deadline.

Did they really think they could make that kind of money when they're just kids?

Eikichi-kun, why didn't you come for me?

Well, I guess we'll have to go find them and beat them to death.

What's that?

They're coming!

Who are you bastards?! show your faces, dammit!

We came to bring you the hundred million.

You little brats!

Eikichi-kun!

Dammit! They're making fools of us.

You brat!

Come and fight, you petty thieves!

You damn little brats!!

Just try and take our lives!

Don't you dare get cocky! I'll slice you apart!

Stop it! They're going to die if you use that!

Shut up!

T-Those kids are...

Yo, Boss! We came to hand over the hundred million.

Eikichi-kun!

I see... looks like you're good in a fight.

But it ain't as simple as taking out a few yakuza.

Harm me, the successor of this gang, and your families will be targeted next.

They'll hunt you down until you're dead.

If that's what you want, go ahead and attack me!

You've really gotten a big head, Yokokawa-sempai.

Have you forgotten your juniors in middle school, Yokokawa-sempai?

Or rather... Yokochin!

What'd you call me? I controlled the 2nd year class, but, I don't remember you guys.

Seems your eyes are as bad as ever, Yokochin-sempai.

What?

Demon Gang Special Forces Onizuka Eikichi!

Dragon Crest Bomber Danma Ryuuji!

No way!! Not the Onizuka and Danma that embarrassed me in middle school!

Oh, so you remember us?

Yokokawa-sempai, now that you're the successor to a Yakuza gang, we didn't recognize you.

Shut up! Don't think you can scare me like that! I'm different now!

I'm the successor to a Yakuza gang!

Well, don't burst a vein over it.

We knew that, so we made sure to prepare the hundred million yen.

Beg for it.

Here's your hundred million!

You remember, don't you?

When you 3rd years failed to take over our class,

we made you take a shit in front of girls.

You think you can scare me with that?

I had my friend at a newspaper make copies of that pictures for me.

Tomorrow morning, he'll be delivering the paper with copies of that picture in it.

A yakuza successor forced to take a shit in front of everyone.

Well, make your choice, kill us and live in embarrassment...

...or buy it for a hundred million yen.

P-Please... give that picture back to me.

No can do, no can do!

I beg you! I'll forget what you did to my car, my office...

just give me that picture!

You went all out on the Onibaku, you know.

You don't really think you can make it all better so easily, do you?

Please! I won't be able to live if that's delivered to the whole city!

Well, I guess I'm compelled to return it to an old friend.

Really?!

But...!

You gotta take a shit in front of us again.

N-No way...!

That guy hasn't changed a bit even though he's a yakuza now.

He's still a crybaby.

Yeah, yeah!

Well, I'm glad you really did come for me, Eikichi-kun.

Silly girl... I said I'd save you, didn't I?

Will you be my boyfriend?

Of course!

Thank you!

My apartment is right around the corner. I want you to stay over night.

H-Hey, wait, you guys! Hey, I said wait... Eikichi!

Do you intend to go into battle before me, you bastard?!

Ryuuji...

You'll be my friend even if I lose my virginity, won't you?

No way... Eikichi-kun, you're a virgin?

Yeah... the truth is... I am!

No way! I can't believe it!

You idiot!!

You really have a nice place.

You think so?

Mommy, welcome home!

Mommy!

I'm home!

I'm sorry I'm so late.

Mommy, who's this guy?

This is your new daddy starting today!

Our daddy?

Yes!

He beat up the old daddy!

Yay! Our new daddy!

Daddy!

I'm too young to be a daddy!

Wait, Eikichi-kun!

Don't laugh, you bastard!

There's no way she could have really liked you in the first place.

What'd you say?!

I heard about the Onibaku's latest exploits!

That you totaled a yakuza's car and raided his office!

It's no big deal...

That's just how powerful we are.

It's to be expected from the Onibaku!

You have to be the strongest in Shonan!

Of course we are!

If you ever get in a fight, call on us. We got your back.

Onizuka-kun! Danma-kun!

Won't you come to the office with me?

Yeah, yeah, Mariko-chan!

Call me sensei... Sensei.

Sure, sure...

Best in Shonan? His words don't mean shit.

Hey, watch where you're going!

Heh? When did I say you could speak to me like that?

No... since when do you talk like that to me?

Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

I'm a friend of the Onibaku.

What's so great about them? They won't be able to act big forever!

You'll find that out when Saejima-kun and Kamata-kun come.

Saejima and Kamata? I'm not afraid of those guys.

In a fight with the Onibaku, those losers--

What about those losers?

Mariko-chan sure is a worrywart.

But it is the Kamakura mad dogs that are coming here.

Makoto!

O-Onizuka-kun... Damna-kun...

Makoto!

What happened?

Who did this to you, Makoto?

You're in danger, Onizuka-kun! Saejima and Kamata...

...are looking for you two. Their Onibaku hunt has begun!

Just wait, Makoto. I'll avenge you.

Kamakura Station

Dammit... I thought if I came to Kamakura, someone could tell me something about them.

Where the hell did they go?

Well, well, what have we here? If it isn't Danma Ryuuji of the Onibaku.

So, you're Saejima! I've been looking for you!

Oh! So you came all the way to Kamakura to find me.

Well, what do you want with me?

I've come to pay you back for what you did to Makoto.

Prepare yourself!

Not bad... I underestimated you.

You're pretty famous even here in Kamakura. They call you the Tsujidou Bomb.

I always thought I'd beat you up someday.

Perfect... I'll show you what happens when you light my fuse.

Die!!

What's wrong? Weren't you gonna kill me?

Are the Kamakura mad dogs all bark and no bite?

Shut the hell up!

You're all talk. Without Onizuka, you're only half a man.

I'll take care of him with just one punch. Just watch, Saejima-kun.

Small fries should step aside.

I'll shut you up!

I told you, small fries should stay out of the way!

Y-You bastard! You're gonna die--

It's just you, Saejima. Now what?

I see... not bad for the Onibaku. It seems the rumors weren't just for show.

Gonna beg on your hands and knees? Do it and I'll let you off easy.

Don't talk shit! You're the one who's gonna be begging on his hands and knees!

I'll show you which one of us is talking shit!

I'll kill you like you wanted, Danma Ryuuji!!

Kamata-san!

You're late, Kamata!

What are you doing, Saejima? You should've finished him off first thing.

If you're looking for Kamata and Saejima, there's no use coming here.

What are you? A delinquent girl? this has nothing to do with you. Go home.

What? Just when I was about to tell you all about them.

Since I went to the same middle school as them and all.

Really? Then you've gotta tell me all about them!

And in return...

treat me to anmitsu!

Anmitsu - A sweet based on beans, jelly and fruit

You're a pretty stubborn guy.

You could've gotten off if you just bowed your head to Saejima-kun.

The Onibaku just showed up.

They're idiots to be taking us on.

Right now, they're beating up Danma.

B-Bastard!

You still wanna go at it?

You're gonna tell me all about that!

Hey! All you've done is eat! Hurry up and tell me about them!

About Saejima and Kamata!

Oh, yeah, yeah! I totally forgot...

I think it was about my second year of middle school that they became famous.

But those two were already well known at our school.

Anyway, in the third year, they were surrounded on the street and beat up bad.

Their revenge was really horrible...

One by one, they ambushed the guys that beat them up.

And beat them with wooden swords and bats, until they were covered in blood.

After that, no one laid a hand on them.

I have horrible news, Eikichi-kun!

What's wrong, Tsukai? Your face--

I have bad news!

They said Saejima and Kamata got Ryuuji-kun and are setting up an ambush in Nishikama!

What?!

Turn that off! Who the hell are you?

Hey, wait!

Eikichi-kun, look...

This it's Ryuuji-kun's jacket!

Caught by the Onibaku hunters. You're next, Onizuka.

Caught by the Onibaku hunters. You're next, Onizuka.

Could it be Ryuuji-kun's been...

No problem. I can win this fight!

The Onibaku ain't nothing.

I heard they were the strongest in Tsujidou, so I thought they'd have some backbone.

But they were nothing.

At Kamakura these guys would be nothing but punks.

Take this!

Well, don't you have something to say?

Hey, hey, don't play with him too much.

Saejima-kun...

Well, mister celebrity, getting it into your head who's strongest in Tsujidou, aren't you?

What's with that look?

Don't you get it yet?!

Figured it out yet?

Fifteen...

Listen up you bastards... I'll tell you this, I haven't lost.

I'm paying close attention to every hit I take.

So I can pay you back for each and every one later.

The Onibaku is invincible. We won't lose until the day we die.

Stop babbling, you punk.

Are those the words of a man tied up and with blood on his face?

You won't lose until you die, huh?

Then I'll kill you!

Just like you wanted!!

Strongest in Shonan?!

There ain't no one stronger than me on this earth!

Don't get cocky... take this!

Stop, Kamata! If you go any further he'll really die!

So what?

He can't even move.

I won't forget this...

T-Twenty-five...

I'll pay you back for... each and every one.

Man, this guy has balls!

Don't let him scare you. All that loser knows how to do is bluff.

There ain't nobody who could fight back after a beating this bad.

This is where the Onibaku legend ends.

Just wait, Onizuka!

Soon, I'll give you the same beating Danma got!

Wait, Onizuka-kun! You can't go it alone!

Just shut up...

Give it up, Tsukai.

Abe-kun!

He's not a man you can keep from anything.

Come on, Abe-kun, you've gotta stop him!

It's useless...

Tsukai's right...

By no means can you go!

We'll do something about Ryuuji-kun.

Teachers have nothing to do with this.

You'll be expelled if you go, understand? Expelled!

And so what?

Onizuka-kun...

Sensei, you can't do that!

Tsukai-kun, we're teachers...

We can't let you do this, you understand, Onizuka-kun?

Sensei... even if a man knows he's going to lose,

there are times when he must stand up and fight.

It doesn't matter that I'll be expelled. I can't abandon a friend.

Eikichi-kun!

Mariko...

He just has to act cool.

I'll show you I'm stronger than the Onibaku!

We'll mess them up!

Onibaku-kun, please don't get killed.

If you're killed, I...

Yo, Makoto, feeling better?

Sa-Saejima-kun!

Just wait, Saejima and Kamata...

I'll show you what happens when I really get pissed off!

Wait, Onizuka-kun!

Makoto...

What's going on?

I know where Ryuuji-kun is. He's not at this apartment.

Then, where the hell is he?

In an old warehouse by the beach.

Show me!

Y-Yes!

Sorry, Onizuka-kun, I... I...

Makoto! Hurry up!

Y-Yeah!

Looks like it went well. Onizuka's a chump too.

He doesn't even realize he's being tricked.

Hey... what are you talking about?

Heh! We told Makoto to lure him into our trap.

Where Saejima-kun and his buddies are gonna ambush them.

That'll be the end of Onizuka...

and the Onibaku legend!

What's wrong? Are you that shocked?

What? Who told you to stand, you little punk?

You wanna get beaten again, do you?

You think I'd let myself be beaten by you bastards?

What are you going t--

Y-You idiot!!

I won't be beaten by you!

T-That idiot!

There's gonna be serious problems if you die, you bastard!

Quick! Call an ambulance!

W-What?!

Where'd you go, you bastard?

Yo! Thanks for coming out to meet me.

You bastard! That was an act?!

Yeah! I couldn't think of anything other than using broken glass to cut the ropes.

I did almost cut an artery, though.

Are you freaking crazy? You could've died from slitting your wrists!

Nothing's wrong with being crazy in a fight, you dumbshit!

Makoto, wait here.

O-Okay.

Onizuka-kun, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Saejima! Show yourself!

Welcome to the place where the Onibaku will end.

This is the last stop for the Onibaku legend.

What's that supposed to mean?

Makoto... I told you to wait.

Makoto, sorry for asking you to do something like this.

Well, seems like you're gonna make a great errand boy.

Makoto, don't tell me you...

I asked Makoto to bring you here if he didn't want me to kill him.

P-Please, forgive me!

Makoto...

Makoto!!

Let me go!

What the hell are you thinking? I'm gonna kill you!

Y-You bastards! I'm not going to let you off easy for this!

What? I can't hear you!

Where's the Onibaku's invincibility now?

Just try and takes us!

Take this!

Sorry... I'm so sorry, Onizuka-kun!

I'm worthless. I'm afraid of being hit.

Stupid Makoto-kun!

Always picked on, I had to do exactly what I was told so I could protect myself.

I'm the kind of loser who can't live any other way.

Ma-Makoto... they're lying, right? You'd never betray me, would you?

You think it's time to take your eyes of the target?

Makoto...!

It's useless, Eikichi-kun! I... I...

Well now, play time is over, Onizuka.

Allow me to finish this once and for all!!

Makoto... y-you little piece of shit!

Makoto, you...

I-I could never betray you! I like you you much, Eikichi-kun!

Don't mess with us!

Have it your way! We'll kill you too!

Right along with Onizuka!

Along with who?

You son of a bitch...!

Well, how about I show you what you've been waiting for?

The legendary Onibaku!

Eikichi-kun...

What? You beat Danma of the Onibaku?!

Yeah... it was child's play.

Right now he looks like a frozen tuna, rolling around in Saejima's apartment...

with blood all over his face.

That's awesome!

Let's have some fun, Kamata.

How about we continue the Onibaku hunt?

Da-Danma...!

I'll show you our real strength.

Y-You bastard!

A-Awesome! Eikichi-kun is really awesome!

It's about time for our one-on-one. What're you gonna do, Saejima?

Wouldn't you be better off running and leaving your buddies behind?

Don't talk shit. You really think you can beat me one-on-one?

Oh, yeah... there was a dumbshit like you who tried to stand up to me in middle school.

The loser was the boss of Hamaji Middle School. Do you know what happened to him?

His jaw was so much fractured that doctors had to insert a metal plate.

After that, no one dared say they could beat me.

I'm a scary guy. Do you get it? Do you, Onizuka?

Feel like getting down on your hands and knees and begging for your life yet?

You fool... you're gonna be the one begging.

He took out Saejima-kun in one punch!

He's strong... way too strong!

It's ten years too early for you to be talking like that to me.

You're really strong, Eikichi-kun, but I...

What's wrong, Kamata? You think you can beat me like that?

Don't shoot your mouth off! You're not the only one who's undefeated!

Who the hell would lose to someone like you anyway?!

This is the beginning of the end for you.

You bastard...!

I don't care if you are the Onibaku, don't think you're the toughest guy around!

I'll tear you apart right along with your pride!

Twelve! Thirteen! Fourteen! Fifteen!

Amazing! Kamata can't even get in one hit!

The difference in strength is too much. So this is the Onibaku!

What's wrong? We're only up to twenty-one!

Kamata-kun!

What's wrong, Kamata? I haven't told you that you could lose yet, have I?

Who says I've lost?

You think I'd lose to you?!

I won't lose to anyone!

Kamata-kun!

Kamata-kun, stop!

Shut up!!

Die, Onibaku!!

Did you think you could beat me by showing off your cutlery?

What the hell is this guy?

I can't go head to head with him! There's no contest...

This guy's too strong! There's no way I can beat this guy...

I got my payback in full, Kamata.

Ryuuji... not bad!

Not bad yourself! By the way, is it true that Makoto betrayed you?

No way! We both went in fighting.

He even saved me when I was in trouble.

Onizuka-kun... thank you!

I'll be counting on you in the future, Makoto!

Onizuka-kun...

With girls too, of course!

That Makoto really went all out.

Yeah, it looks like he'll be a lot more manly from now on.

Oh, yeah...

Hey, looking good! Let's go out somewhere.

I don't know...

Come on, come on!

Makoto!

And I was feeling sorry for you, you bastard!

Don't hold out on us!

I'm sorry!

You trying to make fun of us?!

No!

At least introduce me to one girl!

C'mon!

You never treat us to any girls!

I'll kill you!

(There's more after the credits!)

Damn! That stings!

That rotten Onizuka, adding insult to injury.

"Let's go drinking", he says. That crosses the line!

Well, what's it matter?

In the end we were the losers.

Since when are you do damn humble?

Doesn't it bother you?

It does. It does bother me.

But it feels refreshing in some way.

I guess...

Been a long time since I've been to a bath house!

Now this is a bath! Lots of room to stretch out in.

O-Onibaku!

Ah? If it isn't the Kamakura losers!

Hey, you...!

You're making a big mistake, Onizuka... if you think you can beat me again!

Oh! You aren't still saying you can beat me, are you?

Good! Let me teach you how strong I am one more time!

Sure! You wanna go at it right here?

What the hell are you staring and laughing about, you bastard?!

For such a strong fighter, you're packing a really innocent little thing, aren't you?

Don't change the subject, you moron!

It's like it's in hiding...!

Saejima! You bastard!

Really...

Eikichi, I didn't know you were that small!

Well, how about you then, Ryuuji, huh?

Well, what do you think?

Oh...! Not bad Danma!

Not bad yourself, Saejima. You must really get around.

C'mon, what's the big deal about size?

Ka-Kamata!

You're all like kids, aren't you? Act your age.

Yeah... you've got quite a big towel wrapped around you!

A guy can't help but think you're hiding something.

You have a problem with that?

He's hiding something!

Leave me alone!

He's going around bald!

S-Shut up! Little man!

What? You wanna fight, you little eel man?

Shut up! You little green turtle in hiding!

Yo, what are you guys doing together?

What's with that crazy thing?!

Huh, oh, that?

I've forged it in battle.

And what's with that bulge?

Oh, this?

It's a pearl.

P-Pearl?

I had it put in two years ago.

T-Two years ago?! You were...

I-In middle school?!

Oh! What's going on? Everyone's here!

What are you so excited about?

Don't tell me you're been comparing your things?

So, who was biggest?

Don't make fun of us, you little bastard!

What's size matter anyway?

What're you so mad about all of a sudden?

Don't get a big head just because your thing is big!

What did I do to deserve this?

A man's life is made up of more than just his thing!

Original script - PDSG/Sentosha Typesetting, editing, timing and revision - peachflavored