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Come on in here and have a seat, please.

So, you know why I brought you in here?

No.

My employees suspect that you might be walking around or trying to use

counterfeit gift cards.

What? I've never heard of that before.

Well, other stores are complaining about someone that fits your description

using counterfeit gift cards and costing stores a lot of money.

That's so funny. Like, I didn't do that.

Well. Since I brought you in here, do you mind giving me your information?

Why would I do that if I didn't do anything wrong?

So we can check to see if the description isn't you.

Rule you out and you can be on your way.

Okay, but is my name anywhere on any of these things? Like, why do I have to

give you my name? So I can run a background check on you.

Um... No.

I'm not giving you my name until...

You tell me, like, until you tell me what's going on. I just did.

There's someone going around these stores and using counterfeit gift cards.

it's not me. You don't have any proof.

Well, we don't know that it's not you. So when I get your information, we're in

background check real quick.

If you come up clean, then we can let you go and you'd be on your way. But if

not, we need further investigation into this. You can't bring people out for

questioning for no reason.

Well, there is reason.

What's the reason?

There's suspicion.

Suspicion? So are you just going to pick everyone out that matches my

description? Yes, as a matter of fact. Until you find someone?

As a matter of fact, yes. That's how we catch people. Okay.

Well... I mean, if you don't want to cooperate, I can call the police and

can come in here.

Okay, like I didn't do anything wrong, so... All right, if you didn't do

anything wrong, you won't mind me searching your purse.

Fuck no, you can't search my purse.

You don't have any probable cause to search anything.

Well, I do. There's suspicion.

This is my store.

Do you have any evidence?

No, I don't have any evidence.

So, no.

Why won't you cooperate if you didn't do anything wrong?

Because I didn't do anything wrong. That's why. So, can I just go? Because

it's illegal for you to detain me here without any evidence or anything.

I'm just going to go.

Hold on. I'll be right back.

I'm gonna get away with this shit.

I'm gonna get away with this.

They're so fucking stupid.

Hello? I've been here five minutes now. You can't fucking do this. I got places

to be.

Come on in. Hey.

We're having trouble with this shopper.

Oh, is this the one that we got the call about, about the gift cards and

everything? Yep.

Is she being difficult?

Very.

Oh, okay. What seems to be the problem here?

I don't know why I'm here.

Well, we got a call from a couple of the stores that we're affiliating with, you

know, saying that they had a female shopper come in. That's the description.

Using gift cards to purchase very high -end items.

And then coming back to find out a couple days later that those gift cards

stolen. So we noticed that you walked in. We noticed that you took a

description. So we're just back here trying to just ask a couple questions.

That's it.

It's not a big deal, is it?

Do you have any evidence? Like, why are you detained?

No, we don't have any evidence. We just wanted to bring you back here and talk

to you and just, you know, ask questions.

You know, we also didn't notice that you were... A little suspicious around the

store, potentially, like, you know, jewelry section reaching over the

if that's correct?

Yeah, no, I don't steal.

I mean, he told me that you were in. I ended up checking the footage, and, you

know, I saw you in that department.

You know, if you just let me pat you down really quick, he could let you go.

Obviously, we don't have any evidence of you purchasing anything with gift cards

or anything like that, so... Okay, but you don't have any probable cause to pat

me down.

Search me.

Technically, I deal with the video like I said.

It does look like you were in the jewelry department just reaching over.

Like you said, if you didn't feel anything, a simple pat down would, you

not show anything up, now would it? And you could just go home and walk right

out of the store if you wanted to.

If you just allowed me a little pat down.

Yeah, cooperating, you can be out of here in five minutes.

If you didn't do anything wrong, there's nothing to worry about.

We can cross your name off the list and you can go home. Yeah.

Mistaken case of identity.

Um... I... Why do you need to pat me down? You don't have any fucking

probable... You don't have any evidence. Do you? Let me see the evidence. And

then I'll, like, pat me down. I can't take you back into the video department

and show you the video, but like you said, if you didn't do anything, if I

quick pat down, you know, I'll show nothing up. So I'll just pat you down

quick, and if nothing's on you, I'll just let you go home. And then, you

we'll say sorry and apologize and... Maybe even throw in a gift card. Yeah,

we'll give you a gift card. How about that?

You promise I'll be out of here if you don't find anything?

Yeah, if you just, you know, simple pat down, and you can walk right up here,

and like you said, you have nothing on you, so you'll be walking right out. All

right, fine.

All right, stand up.

30 seconds.

Arms please out, you know, like that. Can you just regulate a little bit also?

All right.

Cool. There.

Nothing there, right?

All right. Nothing here.

Nothing here.

What the hell is that, partner?

What's that there, huh?

What is that? That's so ugly.

Well, I was just...

Padding your leg down and it fell from underneath.

Um, I don't know. You must have fucking planted that shit there. I mean, you

clearly started talking to me the whole time with nothing in my hand, so I don't

know what you're talking about. You have pockets, don't you?

Very tight here. Are you choosing officer or planting something? No,

illegal, man.

And, you know, now with this, this is enough probable cause to, uh...

I've told you here for as long as you want. Hey, hey, hey.

Relax, relax.

What the fuck? You guys fucking planted that shit. What the fuck? Yes, you did.

I didn't fucking steal that shit. Calm down, calm down, relax.

Fuck, no. You didn't fucking steal my purse.

Hey,

hey, we're going to call the cops. We have enough evidence to have you

right now.

Relax.

We're going to put you in handcuffs, okay? Relax. Calm down here, okay?

Now, we're going to continue the search.

All right?

Spread those legs.

Let's go here. Calm down, okay?

Holy shit.

What do we have over here? Oh, my goodness.

Look at this. Oh, no wonder you're trying to be... The entire purse is

with them. It was just my birthday, okay? Your birthday? Your birthday.

It's not my birthday. It was just my birthday.

Now, zip it. We're going to continue the search.

What are you doing touching my boobs?

Ma 'am, I'm just making sure that you have nothing in here, okay?

Well, can a woman pat me down?

We're busy.

I believe they're not here today.

It's like $12 ,000 worth of gift cards. Hey, partner, you want to get a pat down

on her real quick, huh?

I don't know about this one, huh? This one's being a little rowdy today.

Should you think we continue this search a little bit more?

I think so.

All right, man.

It did drop from her crotch, right? Yeah, it did.

We're going to have to have you take your dress off.

Okay.

Make sure that dress is not from the store, please.

What are you doing? Come on. Arms out.

Come on. Arms out. Do you know how to pat those?

Spread those legs just like that, yes.

I'm just going to make sure that there's nothing here.

Why are you rubbing my tits?

Just want to make sure, you know, that there's nothing hidden in them or

anything like that.

Okay.

You think I'm hiding something in my tits?

You never know these days. With all cosmetic makeups and everything, I've

seen... Do these look fake?

That's why I had to peel them.

You just proved my point.

All right, ma 'am. I don't know. What do you think?

I couldn't find anything. What about you? Can you maybe find something on her

what? I don't know. Maybe we need to take off her panties?

Like you said, it did fall from there. You know, she might need a cavity

actually.

Huh, yeah, you know, cavity search might be, uh, might teach us one little

lesson here, I think, huh? I think so.

All right, ma 'am.

You ever had a cavity search done before? I have not.

Well, you're about to have your first. Take your pants off.

This is fucking bullshit.

Hey, you're the one who stole that...

Piece of jewelry. I'm not the one who stole the piece of jewelry from the

Well, where did it come from? It came from there, right?

Okay. Okay, partner, you're going to get this one.

I know we're over there, right? I don't want to hear nothing from you anymore.

Spread your legs.

Use your

sniff training we got in the academy.

What is that?

What the fuck are you doing?

You know, cavity search.

Does it smell like fresh roses and stuff like that, or what scent does she use?

Anything in there?

Can you sniff any drugs in there?

Smells pretty good.

Yeah? Nice and clean.

Oh, nice.

Does it smell young?

Looks young. Hmm.

This one's kind of hot, huh?

Tight.

Hey, uh, you happen to have a boyfriend or anything like that, by any chance?

I don't, but I don't know why that matters.

Ah, just, you know, questions to answer a report, that's all.

Well, I didn't find anything, partner.

Nothing in there.

Well, how you doing, man?

Congratulations, man. This is a big one, right?

Yeah. She caused a lot of stories, a lot of money. Oh, yeah. With the necklace

and all the credit cards you found, you're the one who's going to get the

raise. Well, we both will. Oh, yeah. It was a team effort. Yeah, it was

definitely a team effort. So do you want to follow up the report? I mean, you

did catch her, so.

Yeah, I'll do it.

All right, cool.

And I'll, you know, make sure she doesn't go anywhere, and that's it.

Oh. I mean, we should call the authorities now.

Yeah, yeah.

Before you do that.

You guys are going to let me go.

You're right.

Yeah, and that's a fucking lie.

Wait,

wait, wait.

No, we can't do this, can we? I mean... I mean, I guess.

I want you to fuck me. Oh, I'm going to suck your dick strong.

Oh, no.

You didn't want to go, right?

After this, yeah.

Yes, I will.

As long as you said what you said, we're gonna suck our stride and motherfuck

you, right? Mm -hmm.

Yeah, that's not too good.

I'll get a nice and nice just like that.

My god damn.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck.

If I had to guess here, partner, I don't think this was the first time she's

done this to get out of trouble.

This is our lucky day, huh?

That's definitely a bigger score.

That's okay now.

Yes,

yes, look at that. Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oof.

How's that pussy, partner?

I want to get to that.

Do you like your new coat? Do you like your new coat?

Do you like your new coat? Do you like your new coat?

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

You too.

Thank you.

Look at that. Look at that.

Spin. Spin back a little bit.

Take turns.

Spin. Spin.

Spin.

I don't know.

Oh, she's just so pretty. Look at that.

Can you hear me?

Now you like that, huh?

Now you like that. Now you like that. Now you like that. Now you like that.

you like that. Now you like

that.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

It's all tight now.

It's so fucking good.

Why don't you ride in my car and don't leave me?

because she's going to do and drain our balls for us, huh?

That's what she says.

Yeah, right? I think anything all over her face should complete the deal, I'd

say, huh? Yeah. Yeah? You like that? Yeah?

Go ahead and fall for us, then.

Yes, I love you, sweetheart.

I love you.

Oh, God.

That's it.

That's it.

You hurt?

Oh, that's a good girl.

Fuck this.

That's it.

Fuck this.

That's it.

Oh, I'm gonna cum. Oh, fuck yeah.

Yes. All right. Well, she did her job and met

her end of the bargain.

Can I go now?

Yeah, you can. Okay.