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Every year, retailers lose $45 billion to shoplifters. It's the job of loss

prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.

These are their stories, only at shoplifter .com.

Is there anything that you would like to confess or declare at this point?

No.

I mean, I do it all the time, I don't know why.

Well,

what do we, what's it, what are we gonna do?

I mean, you left the door open.

Okay.

Well, like, do you think that they, like, saw you or anything?

Like, I don't know. I mean, there must be cameras or something. I didn't see, I

checked, like, I didn't see any, but. I mean.

Obviously, you didn't check hard enough because we're sitting here, you know?

Whatever.

I mean, the worst thing they're gonna do is fight call our parents, like... Um,

I'm pretty sure, like, stealing is, like, a felony.

Like, we're fucked.

We'll be fine. It's whatever.

Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that we did this. Or, rather, you did this, and

I was just there. Oh, God. Calm down.

It's not a big deal.

Yeah, it is.

It's really not.

This is going to, like, be on our record for, like, the rest of our lives. Our

permanent record. Yeah, totally.

Oh, my God.

I don't know why I let you fucking convince me to do this shit.

You wanted to do it, too. Don't lie.

You wanted to hang out with me.

I mean, yeah, I did, but I didn't want to, like, get in fucking trouble.

Like, we'll be fine. Like, don't worry. This guy's a fucking joke.

My fucking God.

I'm so dead.

I cannot believe that this is happening.

Whatever.

Where the, what the fuck is happening?

Why are we just sitting here?

I don't know, this is really annoying.

I don't even like carrying a lock.

We left the door wide open, like we can just walk out of here.

Well, I mean, obviously they have cameras. They saw you stealing shit.

So they're going to, like, watch them get up and leave.

Whatever.

Because they can't chase us out, right?

I just don't know what the fuck to do.

Like, I have no idea what I'm going to, like, fuck. They're going to call our

parents and we're going to be fucked.

And you don't even care.

we'll be fine, like, I mean, my mom's still, I don't know about your mom, but,

like, um, yeah, like, and her daughter, I just got caught, like, I wasn't

shoplifting, but I was with you, so, yeah, I'm gonna get fucking in trouble,

like, oh, my God, oh, my fucking God, dude, where the fuck

are we even, like, what the fuck is this place?

to do just calm down jesus christ i

just

like feel like i'm gonna vomit like i've never been in trouble like this before

like you'll be fine and you're like supposed to be my friend this is like

second time we've hung out i mean we go to school together we kind of need

something to do today

no offense i never should have trusted you well i mean i do this all the

time so i mean i don't know why we got caught maybe it was your fault it was my

fault you were the one that got caught stealing

it's whatever i don't want to talk

about it anymore okay whatever

But I still have this shit on me. I should just hide it somewhere.

That way if he searches us, like, he won't find it. You think?

I mean, it seems like it's pretty easy.

Yeah, I guess there's a lot of places we could hide stuff.

I don't know. I just don't think that's going to work.

I think they're not stupid.

Well, if there are cameras, then that means that they only have me on camera.

So, I mean, I can just give you the stuff and then you can leave.

Because, like, why are they even holding you if you didn't do anything?

You know?

Yeah, are you sure? Do you think that... I feel like that might be your best

option, maybe? I don't know. I think so. I mean, I don't hear him or see him or

anything. Like... Okay.

Okay, I'll just, like, sneak out of here. Then we can just, like, go to the

home and, like, not even, like, worry about it.

Put it right there.

Okay, yeah,

just go. Yeah, just casual.

Hey, can you sit back in there?

Oh, this.

That is... That is why we're here.

You have anything else you want?

No, I don't have anything else. I mean,

I came in wearing that. I just, like, took it off and, like, I just didn't

to... It's funny. It looks exactly like something we sell here at the...

Alright. I'm gonna start throwing out some of this last.

You guys are in some deep trouble. You know that, right?

Yeah, I didn't really do anything.

No, this is shoplifting. You know, you're...

I was just, like, trying to look her out so that

we could, like, just leave and, like, not have to worry about it or anything.

I can't really prove that that's not ours.

Look, you're caught on camera.

You're aware of that, right?

I need to get some identification from you.

Do you have any identification on you?

Sorry,

you guys just sit right there.

Like that.

This is your fucking fault.

This is your fault. And now I just got, like, caught red -handed because of you.

Well, they have me on camera, so now we're even.

Oh my fucking god.

I don't know why the fuck this is happening. Like, I can't believe you

just threw me under the bus like that. Like, you just, like, like, you know I

didn't do anything and now I'm gonna be in trouble for something that you

fucking did.

Like, whatever. I can't even stand you right now. Oh, my God.

I can't. I mean, like, this is, like, your idea of, like, a friendship. Like,

this is what you think is okay.

Then let's not be friends. All right, well, I'm pretty fucking cool with that,

guess, at this point.

Oh, my God.

I mean,

I don't know why you even started hanging out with us in the first place.

Because you guys wanted me to be your friend, and I wanted to be your friend,

and then I thought it was going to be great, and now it's just all fucked up.

Like, this is your idea of fun, and it's so fucked up.

We're both going down now.

You think that that's okay?

I've never been caught before, so... Oh my god. You must have tipped him off or

something. You're so fucking stupid.

I mean, either way, we're fucked.

Is this gonna, like, call our parents or something?

No, we're, like, you, like, took our IDs, like, and we're fucked.

Like, he's gonna, like, call the actual police and we're gonna get arrested.

Oh, my God.

So annoying.

I just don't. understand why they're just like stop talking oh my fucking god

can't

they like not even talk to us without a lawyer present don't we have to say like

a lawyer i don't think that that counts in a situation where you're shoplifting

and you got caught red -handed you're an idiot

Oh my fucking fault.

This is 100 % your fault.

It's my fault they have fucking cameras and like, whatever.

My friends and I do this all the time. It's so fucking stupid.

Oh my god.

Come on, let's do something after this also.

Oh, good for you.

Good for you.

Like, grand.

Now we have to tell our parents that we got caught shoplifting.

Like, we're gonna have to, like, go to fucking court and, like, deal with this

shit. Like, this doesn't just disappear.

I just hope we can still go to, like, prom and everything.

Yeah, right.

I don't understand why we're just fucking sitting here. Like, if this is

to happen, why doesn't it just fucking happen?

I mean, we should have, like, tried to leave earlier.

I left right when you gave me the jewelry.

Whatever.

Maybe you should have come up with your idea earlier.

Oh, my God.

I'm so bored right now.

Where the fuck did he go?

I don't want this shitty reputation.

Like, I'm a good girl. Like I don't do this shit.

Everyone does it like once in their life, like don't even worry about it. Oh

god. Fuck.

Yeah, but not everybody gets caught when they do it.

Whatever.

Fuck it.

We should have gone to the other store first.

It never would have happened.

Really?

You're talking about shoplifting from another store when we just got caught

shoplifting here?

I'm just saying, like, it wouldn't have happened at the other store.

Like, that's your solution here? Like, you're the one who wanted to go to this

store. You're the one who wanted to shoplift in the first place!

Like I thought we're just gonna hang out like window shop and like have a good

time and like get to know each other and like Now we're fucking here

I'm going to need to conduct a bit of a strip search here.

Oh, what? Yeah, right.

Look, you know, you're in big trouble, right?

And I could always call the police.

Get the cops down here and then... I mean, they're trying to call our parents

something. Why do you even have to call the cops?

That's my job. That's what we do. It's not even, like, that big of a deal.

like, one necklace. Like, can't you just, like, slap us on the wrist and let

go? We're good people. We're not... Can we...

Can I just... I mean, I have the money. Can I just pay for it and we'll just go

and, like, we can just act like this never happened? Like... That would be...

I'm just, this is not, I mean, this is... If you would, ma 'am, please...

going to do this. We're going to take some photographs first.

If you could just stand up.

For what?

To document, have a report to write, you know. You need a picture of us? Sure.

So, just stand right there, just like that.

All right, if you could turn sideways.

Why do you need a picture of her back?

Nope. You can stand up now, please. Thank you.

You can just cooperate with me because otherwise it's real ugly and I can call

the cops and they'll come down here and all your parents will find out and this

will be on your record for the rest of your life and think about trying to go

and get a job and have the charges of these, you know.

Wouldn't that be great?

No.

This could affect your life.

So why don't you just be cooperative?

All right.

Side shot, please. Thank you.

This is so fucking stupid.

That's what they all say.

Turn around, please. Thanks.

All right.

So I don't know who wants to go first, but I'm going to have to ask you to

undress.

What the fuck?

No.

Look, I could just... You know what? Maybe save some time. No, no, no.

Please don't call that.

I just don't need... Okay, okay, okay. Let's just play by my rules. How's that?

Just take your top off, thanks.

So fucking stupid.

After all, you might be hiding some other merchandise that I can't see.

You just go sit down on the table right there.

Okay, and... In the top, yeah.

This just seems really fucking weird.

Just make my job a little easier.

Thank you.

Oh!

Wouldn't know it.

Would this be yours? Is that yours?

Or is this ours?

Looks like something we sell here.

Looks like something everybody's selling.

Yeah. If this will happen, have it tucked in your pants. Right now, if you

the top and the panties.

Really? Yeah.

Are you fucking kidding?

No, I'm not kidding. How where is she going to be hiding?

Like, you think?

Do you want to cooperate or?

Can I at least, like, turn around so you don't, like, fucking watch me take my

clothes off? Like, it's fucking weirdo.

Look, there you go. I don't have anything on me.

Okay.

You can have a seat.

You want to stand up now? It's your turn.

I barely even hug it.

I just take my shoes off.

Nowhere to hide anything.

All right, have a seat.

Brooke.

Can we, like, put our clothes back on?

No, I, uh... You know, you guys leave me no choice.

It's a very difficult situation that you put me in.

Pretty girls like yourselves. Look at you guys.

So pretty.

You would think you would be up to some other activities other than shoplifting

and stuff.

Your whole life's ahead of you.

We're just having fun.

Well, this is what your fun got you.

Trouble.

Literally every girl I know does it.

Oh, yeah.

shape a good future for yourselves, right?

You know, there is a, you know,

arrangement we can make that you guys can get away with.

Like, this never happened at all. It never happened.

I don't even want an arrangement.

You just let us go. That's the arrangement we can make.

It's not that easy.

You see, I have needs.

You know.

I mean, I couldn't... Why are you fucking touching her? What the fuck?

You don't like that? You want me to touch you too?

Hmm?

Why don't you make yourself useful?

Look and maybe... See?

Um, no.

I don't know about that kind of arrangement.

No, no.

Just... Please, don't... I can't spell it out for you any more than I am. I

mean, you just cooperate with me and do what I tell you.

What do you want us to do?

Maybe I'll let you go.

None of this will ever happen. You get out of here.

I just want it to go away. Yeah. I just want this to go away. Work with me.

You see where I'm going with this, right? I mean, it's pretty obvious.

You're aware that this truly is upwards of $5 ,000 in value.

Multiple felonies and prison time, right? So, half hour with me or 15 years

prison seems pretty easy.

not going to prison.

I don't want to get this fucking over with.

Good.

What do you say? Who's first?

I think you're the bigger slut here. You should probably go first.

Fuck you, bitch.

That's great.

You're probably

a fucking virgin anyway.

This is really happening.

Now don't do anything stupid.

Alright?

Stupider than this?

Look.

Half hour.

Make me smile and you guys can leave.

Just fucking do it.

I just want to go fucking home.

and how you want to spend your afternoon.

Some bad choices got you here.

Does anybody else fucking work here? Like, this is just happening.

real hard.

Impress me.

You girls look like you had a little bit of wild nights together.

Pretty fucking gross.

You're next.

We say you give her a chance, huh?

Yeah, she can fucking do it if she wants.

You don't go anywhere.

Can't do this.

Just fucking do it. I can't. I did it.

Look

at it like

this. It'll be the most disturbing half hour of your life. Or 15 years in

prison.

Ruin your life.

Have to be like right in my face

You guys make for a terrible shoplifting team, you know that, right?

I don't really care what you think

about us.

Here, what do you say we move on to some more fun?

Why don't you get up there and stand up?

Look, cooperate with me or we go and I'll call the cops.

Fuck. I can't stand you.

I'll keep the pockets in the way.

Okay, I'm trying.

You know what's going to happen now, right?

Now maybe if you guys just work together,

this will be over sooner than you know it.

You have great bodies, by the way.

I'm not going to thank you for that compliment.

That's what you were expecting.

fuck is that oh my god are you worried about that fucking camera what the fuck

can you fucking film this maybe i won't get your faces

Doesn't it feel good?

Doesn't it feel good?

No. No? Why?

Yes. Yes.

I want you to fuck her. I want you to fuck her.

Your friend really likes you.

She wants me to fuck you.

I think she just doesn't like you.

Well, you don't have to be like me.

Okay.

All right?

We just published that earlier.

Come here.

You never thought that.

I'll never forget.

Right?

I'll never forget.

I'll never

forget.

Oh, my God.

I'm a fucking pussy.

I'm a fucking pussy.

You don't want to get us fucking pregnant.

Security guards.

Just look away. Look away.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

So slow. Now it's picking up.

You're an idiot.

You know I have some of the best fucking sex at this job.

You can imagine. Fucking freak. Oh my God.

Fucking freak.

Right?

It's probably the only way you get some anyway.

Here, it's your turn.

Don't you go anywhere. You can hold her leg.

Hold her leg.

No, it ain't.

I'm doing a service.

Scared straight. You'll never fucking steal from me, right?

I didn't even get you on the bride's place.

Well, her friend did.

You're an accessory.

I've been called plenty of fucked up things.

Idiots.

Very kind, actually.

I hope you don't fucking

ruin your outlook on security guards.

Really nice guy.

No, you're fucking up.

Just for a moment, doesn't that feel good? No. No, not remotely?

the biggest dick you've ever met.

I don't need to talk to you about any part of my life.

I'm the biggest dick you've ever met, though.

At least I don't think I want to fuck you.

I don't want to fuck you.

You're not putting anything in my ass.

No?

No.

Sounds like a rip.

A little warning.

I'm better than Jill.

Oh my God. Come here. I don't fucking know anymore.

I'm a gentleman.

grandfather. What does your fucking grandkids think?

Maybe I'll tell them.

You're such a fucking pervert. You're the one who fucking belongs in jail.

No.

I'm doing it.

You little asshole. Take my cock. Fuck you.

You want to try it? No, no, no.

Why don't you come down here?

Why don't you sit on my finger?

Can I at least not fucking face you?

Hmm? At least I can't face you.

Yeah, you don't have to face me.

I don't want it.

Don't find it in my office, whatever you do.

I don't have to clean that up.

Look,

you don't have to take it.

Yeah,

you just fuck.

Fuck the dirty old security guy.

Strange big old fucking dick in that pussy.

You're so fucking disgusting.

You don't even know where this thing's been.

Ew. Oh, God. Ew.

Here. You can get up. You can stop.

Let's put your friend on it. Tell her so you can go on that.

No. Fucking no.

No.

You can have it with someone else.

I don't want any of this.

Go ahead. Fuck it.

This is so stupid.

Oh, it ain't. It makes sense.

Two pretty girls come in and steal, and the next thing you know, they're fucking

their way out of trouble.

Poetic.

There's nothing poetic about it.

I'm going to give you a nice little present. I don't want anything from you.

Stop.

Just shut up and fuck me. Oh my God.

Shit. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

My

thighs

are burning. Can I, like, do something different? Here, put them up there.

Can you do it?

What are you doing? It won't help me at all.

Get creative.

You should put some effort in. That's an A for effort.

Fuck. Here, you want to just... Here, get on your hands and knees.

What? Just get on your hands and knees on the floor.

Dad. Dad.

Play a game.

What? Just play.

Fuck me like a little doggy.

It's so gross.

I am, right?

Holy shit.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck. It's so fucking deep in that little pussy.

I could tell you to lick my fucking asshole or something right now, but I

do that.

Right?

Probably even more filthy than your...

What do you think?

Huh?

Let me take this out of here.

Oh my god.

Let me just make it stop.

Yeah?

Don't say you, you make me feel bad

Oh, yeah.

How fucking nice is that?

I'm fucking gross.

Oh, guys, you're going to make me feel bad.

Well, guess what?

You get to go free.

Fucking thank God.

Right? Now tell your friends, the ones that you may have that one.

come by and case out my store if they're going to steal anything they better

prepare to be fucked.

You're so fucking gross.

Can we fucking leave now?

Sure.

I'll close it right there. If I ever see you guys around here. You're never

going to see us again you fucking fuzzy pervert.

at least have like a fucking napkin or something.

Okay, nevermind then.

I

get

this shit on my clothes.

So gross.