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WATCHING AND THANK YOU FOR joining us

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here in uh Hollywood, California.

here in uh Hollywood, California.

here in uh Hollywood, California.
That's very nice. So, I appreciate it.

That's very nice. So, I appreciate it.

That's very nice. So, I appreciate it.
Now, please stop.

Now, please stop.

Now, please stop.
Um I have to tell you something. I had

Um I have to tell you something. I had

Um I have to tell you something. I had
to It's Groundhog Day today and I had to

to It's Groundhog Day today and I had to

to It's Groundhog Day today and I had to
explain Groundhog Day to my kids this

explain Groundhog Day to my kids this

explain Groundhog Day to my kids this
morning. They didn't know what it was

morning. They didn't know what it was

morning. They didn't know what it was
and I told them and they looked at me

and I told them and they looked at me

and I told them and they looked at me
like I was nuts. I don't think they even

like I was nuts. I don't think they even

like I was nuts. I don't think they even
believe me. They're like, "Yeah, right,

believe me. They're like, "Yeah, right,

believe me. They're like, "Yeah, right,
Dad." I mean, it doesn't make sense when

Dad." I mean, it doesn't make sense when

Dad." I mean, it doesn't make sense when
you really go through it. But thousands

you really go through it. But thousands

you really go through it. But thousands
of true believers were up bright and

of true believers were up bright and

of true believers were up bright and
early in Gobbler's Knob, Pennsylvania,

early in Gobbler's Knob, Pennsylvania,

early in Gobbler's Knob, Pennsylvania,
where I am sad to report Punksatonyi

where I am sad to report Punksatonyi

where I am sad to report Punksatonyi
Phil came out of his hole, saw the

Phil came out of his hole, saw the

Phil came out of his hole, saw the
Epstein files, went right back in

Epstein files, went right back in

Epstein files, went right back in
and hung himself. He's dead.

For all the Mondays we've done the show,

For all the Mondays we've done the show,
and I think we've done like eight or 900

and I think we've done like eight or 900

and I think we've done like eight or 900
Monday shows, I don't know that we've

Monday shows, I don't know that we've

Monday shows, I don't know that we've
ever had more madness to go through.

ever had more madness to go through.

ever had more madness to go through.
There's so much. I'll start with what we

There's so much. I'll start with what we

There's so much. I'll start with what we
know. On Friday morning, the ironically

know. On Friday morning, the ironically

know. On Friday morning, the ironically
titled Department of Justice released

titled Department of Justice released

titled Department of Justice released
about half of the Epcene files. They

about half of the Epcene files. They

about half of the Epcene files. They
were supposed to release all of them on

were supposed to release all of them on

were supposed to release all of them on
December 19th of last year. That

December 19th of last year. That

December 19th of last year. That
obviously didn't happen. They claimed

obviously didn't happen. They claimed

obviously didn't happen. They claimed
they needed time to redact the names of

they needed time to redact the names of

they needed time to redact the names of
the victims, but whether intentionally

the victims, but whether intentionally

the victims, but whether intentionally
or as a result of incompetence or a

or as a result of incompetence or a

or as a result of incompetence or a
combination of both, they released

combination of both, they released

combination of both, they released
thousands of files that did not have the

thousands of files that did not have the

thousands of files that did not have the
names or photos of many of the victims

names or photos of many of the victims

names or photos of many of the victims
redacted, but they did do a pretty

redacted, but they did do a pretty

redacted, but they did do a pretty
decent job of redacting the names of the

decent job of redacting the names of the

decent job of redacting the names of the
victimizers. There are many disturbing

victimizers. There are many disturbing

victimizers. There are many disturbing
accounts of questionable activity in

accounts of questionable activity in

accounts of questionable activity in
emails, notes, text messages, etc., and

emails, notes, text messages, etc., and

emails, notes, text messages, etc., and
about a lot of famous people including

about a lot of famous people including

about a lot of famous people including
Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Richard

Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Richard

Bill Gates, Steve Bannon, Richard
Branson, and of course, Donald Trump. It

Branson, and of course, Donald Trump. It

Branson, and of course, Donald Trump. It
would seem that some other famous people

would seem that some other famous people

would seem that some other famous people
including Elon Musk and Howard Lutnik,

including Elon Musk and Howard Lutnik,

including Elon Musk and Howard Lutnik,
the commerce secretary, uh, may not have

the commerce secretary, uh, may not have

the commerce secretary, uh, may not have
been telling the whole truth about their

been telling the whole truth about their

been telling the whole truth about their
interactions with Jeffrey Epstein. It is

interactions with Jeffrey Epstein. It is

interactions with Jeffrey Epstein. It is
clear that Prince Andrew is royally,

clear that Prince Andrew is royally,

clear that Prince Andrew is royally,
which is, you know, it's a term you hear

which is, you know, it's a term you hear

which is, you know, it's a term you hear
a lot, but rarely when it is literally

a lot, but rarely when it is literally

a lot, but rarely when it is literally
true. And most of all,

true. And most of all,

true. And most of all,
it is so

it is so

it is so
bananas that the guy who's in charge of

bananas that the guy who's in charge of

bananas that the guy who's in charge of
releasing all these files and redacting

releasing all these files and redacting

releasing all these files and redacting
all this evidence is Donald Trump's own

all this evidence is Donald Trump's own

all this evidence is Donald Trump's own
personal defense attorney. You know,

personal defense attorney. You know,

personal defense attorney. You know,
when Trump was convicted of 34 felony

when Trump was convicted of 34 felony

when Trump was convicted of 34 felony
counts of fraud, Todd Blanch was his

counts of fraud, Todd Blanch was his

counts of fraud, Todd Blanch was his
lawyer. Now Todd Blanch is the

lawyer. Now Todd Blanch is the

lawyer. Now Todd Blanch is the
gatekeeper to the Epstein files. And the

gatekeeper to the Epstein files. And the

gatekeeper to the Epstein files. And the
woman who could give us clarity on who

woman who could give us clarity on who

woman who could give us clarity on who
did what, Gelain Maxwell, is now doing

did what, Gelain Maxwell, is now doing

did what, Gelain Maxwell, is now doing
yoga in a country club detention center

yoga in a country club detention center

yoga in a country club detention center
because Todd Blanch moved her to one for

because Todd Blanch moved her to one for

because Todd Blanch moved her to one for
reasons that he still hasn't explained

reasons that he still hasn't explained

reasons that he still hasn't explained
to anyone. And then there's all this

to anyone. And then there's all this

to anyone. And then there's all this
other stuff going on. Busting into the

other stuff going on. Busting into the

other stuff going on. Busting into the
election headquarters in Georgia.

election headquarters in Georgia.

election headquarters in Georgia.
Arresting journalists like Don Lemon,

Arresting journalists like Don Lemon,

Arresting journalists like Don Lemon,
who is here with us tonight, suddenly

who is here with us tonight, suddenly

who is here with us tonight, suddenly
shutting down the Kennedy Center for two

shutting down the Kennedy Center for two

shutting down the Kennedy Center for two
years. calling for nationalized

years. calling for nationalized

years. calling for nationalized
elections. Trump suing the government he

elections. Trump suing the government he

elections. Trump suing the government he
runs for $10 billion. My head is

runs for $10 billion. My head is

runs for $10 billion. My head is
spinning. I guess that's the point. But

spinning. I guess that's the point. But

spinning. I guess that's the point. But
my god, remember when Trump was

my god, remember when Trump was

my god, remember when Trump was
threatening to invade Greenland.

threatening to invade Greenland.

threatening to invade Greenland.
THAT WAS NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS AGO.

THAT WAS NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS AGO.

THAT WAS NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS AGO.
We're living in dogearss now. And it's

We're living in dogearss now. And it's

We're living in dogearss now. And it's
only going to get nuttier now that this

only going to get nuttier now that this

only going to get nuttier now that this
new batch of Epste files is out. The

new batch of Epste files is out. The

new batch of Epste files is out. The
Distraatic is cranked all the way up.

Distraatic is cranked all the way up.

Distraatic is cranked all the way up.
The DOJ released three million pages on

The DOJ released three million pages on

The DOJ released three million pages on
Friday, which sounds like a lot until

Friday, which sounds like a lot until

Friday, which sounds like a lot until
you realize there is another three

you realize there is another three

you realize there is another three
million pages that they haven't released

million pages that they haven't released

million pages that they haven't released
and do not plan to ever release, even

and do not plan to ever release, even

and do not plan to ever release, even
though they are required to release all

though they are required to release all

though they are required to release all
of it by law. And it's important to

of it by law. And it's important to

of it by law. And it's important to
remember the Justice Department is a

remember the Justice Department is a

remember the Justice Department is a
completely independent agency from the

completely independent agency from the

completely independent agency from the
White House when anyone other than

White House when anyone other than

White House when anyone other than
Donald Trump is president. Trump put Pam

Donald Trump is president. Trump put Pam

Donald Trump is president. Trump put Pam
Bondi and Todd Blanch in charge of the

Bondi and Todd Blanch in charge of the

Bondi and Todd Blanch in charge of the
DOJ, which is kind of like um the IRS

DOJ, which is kind of like um the IRS

DOJ, which is kind of like um the IRS
hiring your mom and dad to do your tax

hiring your mom and dad to do your tax

hiring your mom and dad to do your tax
returns. Okay. And there are so many

returns. Okay. And there are so many

returns. Okay. And there are so many
characters in the mix. Elon Musk, now

characters in the mix. Elon Musk, now

characters in the mix. Elon Musk, now
Elon Musk back in June when he was

Elon Musk back in June when he was

Elon Musk back in June when he was
fighting with Donald Trump, he made a

fighting with Donald Trump, he made a

fighting with Donald Trump, he made a
big announcement. He wrote, "Time to

big announcement. He wrote, "Time to

big announcement. He wrote, "Time to
drop the really big bomb. Real Donald

drop the really big bomb. Real Donald

drop the really big bomb. Real Donald
Trump is in the Epstein files. That is

Trump is in the Epstein files. That is

Trump is in the Epstein files. That is
the real reason they have not been made

the real reason they have not been made

the real reason they have not been made
public. Have a nice day, DJT." And we

public. Have a nice day, DJT." And we

public. Have a nice day, DJT." And we
all went nuts. But what he neglected to

all went nuts. But what he neglected to

all went nuts. But what he neglected to
mention is that he is in there, too. His

mention is that he is in there, too. His

mention is that he is in there, too. His
name comes up more than a thousand

name comes up more than a thousand

name comes up more than a thousand
times, including in 2012 when he and

times, including in 2012 when he and

times, including in 2012 when he and
Epstein were planning a visit to the

Epstein were planning a visit to the

Epstein were planning a visit to the
island. Elon claims he never went to

island. Elon claims he never went to

island. Elon claims he never went to
Epstein Island. He says his

Epstein Island. He says his

Epstein Island. He says his
correspondence is being deliberately

correspondence is being deliberately

correspondence is being deliberately
misinterpreted by his enemies. For

misinterpreted by his enemies. For

misinterpreted by his enemies. For
example, when he wrote Jeffrey Epstein,

example, when he wrote Jeffrey Epstein,

example, when he wrote Jeffrey Epstein,
a registered sex offender, by the way,

a registered sex offender, by the way,

a registered sex offender, by the way,
to ask, "What dayight will be the

to ask, "What dayight will be the

to ask, "What dayight will be the
wildest party on your island, he was

wildest party on your island, he was

wildest party on your island, he was
asking so he could avoid that night. He

asking so he could avoid that night. He

asking so he could avoid that night. He
had a lot of work to do and he didn't

had a lot of work to do and he didn't

had a lot of work to do and he didn't
want to be distracted by wild parties."

want to be distracted by wild parties."

want to be distracted by wild parties."
You understand? There are a lot of

You understand? There are a lot of

You understand? There are a lot of
emails. This one is from a sender whose

emails. This one is from a sender whose

emails. This one is from a sender whose
name was blacked out to Epstein on the

name was blacked out to Epstein on the

name was blacked out to Epstein on the
day after Trump won the election in

day after Trump won the election in

day after Trump won the election in
2016. The emailer said, "I remember

2016. The emailer said, "I remember

2016. The emailer said, "I remember
flying back with Donald on his plane the

flying back with Donald on his plane the

flying back with Donald on his plane the
first weekend I went to visit you in

first weekend I went to visit you in

first weekend I went to visit you in
Florida was the weekend he met Melania

Florida was the weekend he met Melania

Florida was the weekend he met Melania
and he kept on coming out of the bedroom

and he kept on coming out of the bedroom

and he kept on coming out of the bedroom
saying, "Wow, what a hot piece of ass."

saying, "Wow, what a hot piece of ass."

saying, "Wow, what a hot piece of ass."
Yeah, I don't think they mentioned that

Yeah, I don't think they mentioned that

Yeah, I don't think they mentioned that
in the Melania documentary.

in the Melania documentary.

in the Melania documentary.
The word Trump comes up 4,896 times when

The word Trump comes up 4,896 times when

The word Trump comes up 4,896 times when
you search the Epstein files, which is

you search the Epstein files, which is

you search the Epstein files, which is
interesting considering this testimony

interesting considering this testimony

interesting considering this testimony
from FBI Director Cash Patel back in

from FBI Director Cash Patel back in

from FBI Director Cash Patel back in
September of last year.

September of last year.

September of last year.
>> You said you don't know the number of

>> You said you don't know the number of

>> You said you don't know the number of
times Trump's name appears in the files.

times Trump's name appears in the files.

times Trump's name appears in the files.
So it could at least be a thousand

So it could at least be a thousand

So it could at least be a thousand
times. Is that right?

times. Is that right?

times. Is that right?
>> You can characterize the numbers however

>> You can characterize the numbers however

>> You can characterize the numbers however
you want it.

you want it.

you want it.
>> Claiming my time, director, it sounds

>> Claiming my time, director, it sounds

>> Claiming my time, director, it sounds
like if you don't know the number, it

like if you don't know the number, it

like if you don't know the number, it
could at least be a thousand times,

could at least be a thousand times,

could at least be a thousand times,
which be

which be

which be
>> it's not.

>> it's not.

>> it's not.
>> Is it at least 500 times? No.

>> Is it at least 500 times? No.

>> Is it at least 500 times? No.
>> Is it at least 100 times?

>> Is it at least 100 times?

>> Is it at least 100 times?
>> No.

>> No.

>> No.
>> Then what's the number?

>> Then what's the number?

>> Then what's the number?
>> I don't know the number, but it's not

>> I don't know the number, but it's not

>> I don't know the number, but it's not
that.

that.

that.
>> Well, he was telling the truth. It isn't

>> Well, he was telling the truth. It isn't

>> Well, he was telling the truth. It isn't
100. It's 4,896.

100. It's 4,896.

100. It's 4,896.
And we still have 3 million files to go.

And we still have 3 million files to go.

And we still have 3 million files to go.
The award for most mentions in the

The award for most mentions in the

The award for most mentions in the
Epstein files by a member of Trump's

Epstein files by a member of Trump's

Epstein files by a member of Trump's
cabinet so far goes to this jolly

cabinet so far goes to this jolly

cabinet so far goes to this jolly
dipstick, Howard Lutnik, who is our

dipstick, Howard Lutnik, who is our

dipstick, Howard Lutnik, who is our
Secretary of Commerce and one of Trump's

Secretary of Commerce and one of Trump's

Secretary of Commerce and one of Trump's
most vigorous sucklers of teeth. Lutnik

most vigorous sucklers of teeth. Lutnik

most vigorous sucklers of teeth. Lutnik
was lived next door to Epstein. he had a

was lived next door to Epstein. he had a

was lived next door to Epstein. he had a
relationship with him, but claimed he

relationship with him, but claimed he

relationship with him, but claimed he
severed ties in 2005 and called him

severed ties in 2005 and called him

severed ties in 2005 and called him
disgusting. He said Epstein was

disgusting. He said Epstein was

disgusting. He said Epstein was
disgusting, which is hard to understand

disgusting, which is hard to understand

disgusting, which is hard to understand
because this new batch of files shows

because this new batch of files shows

because this new batch of files shows
that Lutnik was making plans to visit

that Lutnik was making plans to visit

that Lutnik was making plans to visit
Epstein's island on December 23rd, 2012,

Epstein's island on December 23rd, 2012,

Epstein's island on December 23rd, 2012,
7 years later. Maybe he wanted to go to

7 years later. Maybe he wanted to go to

7 years later. Maybe he wanted to go to
make sure Epstein was still disgusting.

make sure Epstein was still disgusting.

make sure Epstein was still disgusting.
I don't know. I know Lutnik's name pops

I don't know. I know Lutnik's name pops

I don't know. I know Lutnik's name pops
up 138 times. You can search these names

up 138 times. You can search these names

up 138 times. You can search these names
on the DOJ website, you know, but before

on the DOJ website, you know, but before

on the DOJ website, you know, but before
they let you in, you have to confirm

they let you in, you have to confirm

they let you in, you have to confirm
that you're 18 years or older. For real.

that you're 18 years or older. For real.

that you're 18 years or older. For real.
That's not a joke. And if you click no,

That's not a joke. And if you click no,

That's not a joke. And if you click no,
they ask, um, are you cute?

they ask, um, are you cute?

they ask, um, are you cute?
That is a joke. But the first one

That is a joke. But the first one

That is a joke. But the first one
wasn't. One of the more random things we

wasn't. One of the more random things we

wasn't. One of the more random things we
learned from the files is that in 2013,

learned from the files is that in 2013,

learned from the files is that in 2013,
Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from

Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from

Microsoft banned Jeffrey Epstein from
Xbox Live, which is weird. Epste got a

Xbox Live, which is weird. Epste got a

Xbox Live, which is weird. Epste got a
letter saying he's not allowed to be

letter saying he's not allowed to be

letter saying he's not allowed to be
online playing games anymore because

online playing games anymore because

online playing games anymore because
he's a registered sex offender. And

he's a registered sex offender. And

he's a registered sex offender. And
listen, I don't want to get into any

listen, I don't want to get into any

listen, I don't want to get into any
conspiracy theories here, but follow me

conspiracy theories here, but follow me

conspiracy theories here, but follow me
on this one. So, these files include

on this one. So, these files include

on this one. So, these files include
Jeffrey Epste making some pretty

Jeffrey Epste making some pretty

Jeffrey Epste making some pretty
outrageous allegations about Bill Gates,

outrageous allegations about Bill Gates,

outrageous allegations about Bill Gates,
who founded Microsoft, asking Epstein

who founded Microsoft, asking Epstein

who founded Microsoft, asking Epstein
for an STD medication. That was in 2013,

for an STD medication. That was in 2013,

for an STD medication. That was in 2013,
the same year he suddenly got kicked off

the same year he suddenly got kicked off

the same year he suddenly got kicked off
Xbox Live. I guess Jeff found out the

Xbox Live. I guess Jeff found out the

Xbox Live. I guess Jeff found out the
hard way. You crash the gates, you get

hard way. You crash the gates, you get

hard way. You crash the gates, you get
the hook. No call of duty for you.

the hook. No call of duty for you.

the hook. No call of duty for you.
Melania gets a a shout out, too. Or

Melania gets a a shout out, too. Or

Melania gets a a shout out, too. Or
someone named Melania gets a shout out.

someone named Melania gets a shout out.

someone named Melania gets a shout out.
There's an email to Gelain Maxwell from

There's an email to Gelain Maxwell from

There's an email to Gelain Maxwell from
a woman named Melania. The New York

a woman named Melania. The New York

a woman named Melania. The New York
Times said it's unclear if it's the

Times said it's unclear if it's the

Times said it's unclear if it's the
future first lady Melania or another

future first lady Melania or another

future first lady Melania or another
one. If it was that Melania, Maxwell

one. If it was that Melania, Maxwell

one. If it was that Melania, Maxwell
appears to have had a very friendly

appears to have had a very friendly

appears to have had a very friendly
relationship with her, which somehow

relationship with her, which somehow

relationship with her, which somehow
also didn't make the movie. I guess you

also didn't make the movie. I guess you

also didn't make the movie. I guess you
can't put everything. It was either that

can't put everything. It was either that

can't put everything. It was either that
or the inside look at her hat collection

or the inside look at her hat collection

or the inside look at her hat collection
and something had to go. And of course,

and something had to go. And of course,

and something had to go. And of course,
the president says these new files

the president says these new files

the president says these new files
absolve him of wrongdoing complete. Yes.

absolve him of wrongdoing complete. Yes.

absolve him of wrongdoing complete. Yes.
In the same way the glove absolved OJ of

In the same way the glove absolved OJ of

In the same way the glove absolved OJ of
wrongdoing. He even has the audacity to

wrongdoing. He even has the audacity to

wrongdoing. He even has the audacity to
play the old Jeffrey who card. He wrote,

play the old Jeffrey who card. He wrote,

play the old Jeffrey who card. He wrote,
"Not only wasn't I friendly with Jeffrey

"Not only wasn't I friendly with Jeffrey

"Not only wasn't I friendly with Jeffrey
Epstein, but based upon information that

Epstein, but based upon information that

Epstein, but based upon information that
has just been released by the Department

has just been released by the Department

has just been released by the Department
of Justice, Epstein and a sleazag lying

of Justice, Epstein and a sleazag lying

of Justice, Epstein and a sleazag lying
author named Michael Wolf conspired in

author named Michael Wolf conspired in

author named Michael Wolf conspired in
order to damage me andor my presidency."

order to damage me andor my presidency."

order to damage me andor my presidency."
That's right. Trump wasn't friendly with

That's right. Trump wasn't friendly with

That's right. Trump wasn't friendly with
the man he said this about to New York

the man he said this about to New York

the man he said this about to New York
Magazine in 2002. I've known Jeff for 15

Magazine in 2002. I've known Jeff for 15

Magazine in 2002. I've known Jeff for 15
years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun

years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun

years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun
to be with. It is even said that he

to be with. It is even said that he

to be with. It is even said that he
likes beautiful women as much as I do

likes beautiful women as much as I do

likes beautiful women as much as I do
and many of them are on the younger

and many of them are on the younger

and many of them are on the younger
side. I mean, what more do we need?

side. I mean, what more do we need?

side. I mean, what more do we need?
Trump was able to stay awake long enough

Trump was able to stay awake long enough

Trump was able to stay awake long enough
this afternoon to take I don't know what

this afternoon to take I don't know what

this afternoon to take I don't know what
I guess I don't know what this was.

I guess I don't know what this was.

I guess I don't know what this was.
Maybe a victory lap.

Maybe a victory lap.

Maybe a victory lap.
>> I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson.

>> I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson.

>> I have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epson.
And in fact, if you look at the DOJ,

And in fact, if you look at the DOJ,

And in fact, if you look at the DOJ,
they announced uh you know, they

they announced uh you know, they

they announced uh you know, they
released three million pages. It's like

released three million pages. It's like

released three million pages. It's like
this is all they're supposed to be

this is all they're supposed to be

this is all they're supposed to be
doing. And frankly the DOJ I think

doing. And frankly the DOJ I think

doing. And frankly the DOJ I think
should just say we have other things to

should just say we have other things to

should just say we have other things to
do because that whole thing has started

do because that whole thing has started

do because that whole thing has started
out I mean other than Bill Clinton and

out I mean other than Bill Clinton and

out I mean other than Bill Clinton and
you know Bill Gates and lots of people

you know Bill Gates and lots of people

you know Bill Gates and lots of people
that have there are a lot of questions

that have there are a lot of questions

that have there are a lot of questions
about it but nothing on me.

about it but nothing on me.

about it but nothing on me.
You know what I'm going to take him at

You know what I'm going to take him at

You know what I'm going to take him at
his word on this one. That's a wrap,

his word on this one. That's a wrap,

his word on this one. That's a wrap,
folks. Donald says he's in the clear.

folks. Donald says he's in the clear.

folks. Donald says he's in the clear.
I'm almost surprised he's not bragging

I'm almost surprised he's not bragging

I'm almost surprised he's not bragging
about how much he's mentioned in the FC

about how much he's mentioned in the FC

about how much he's mentioned in the FC
files. Like I'm in there more than any

files. Like I'm in there more than any

files. Like I'm in there more than any
other more than Abraham Lincoln. And

other more than Abraham Lincoln. And

other more than Abraham Lincoln. And
then

then

then
President dementia got back to the

President dementia got back to the

President dementia got back to the
issues that matter most to the American

issues that matter most to the American

issues that matter most to the American
people, which it was his review of the

people, which it was his review of the

people, which it was his review of the
Grammy Awards last night. And a joke

Grammy Awards last night. And a joke

Grammy Awards last night. And a joke
host Trevor Noah made at his expense.

host Trevor Noah made at his expense.

host Trevor Noah made at his expense.
>> He said that I spent time on Jeffy's

>> He said that I spent time on Jeffy's

>> He said that I spent time on Jeffy's
Jeffrey Epstein's Island. I didn't I

Jeffrey Epstein's Island. I didn't I

Jeffrey Epstein's Island. I didn't I
mean, he's a lightweight this guy. He's

mean, he's a lightweight this guy. He's

mean, he's a lightweight this guy. He's
a terrible I thought I think he's

a terrible I thought I think he's

a terrible I thought I think he's
terrible. I thought he did a terrible

terrible. I thought he did a terrible

terrible. I thought he did a terrible
job at the Grammys. I thought the whole

job at the Grammys. I thought the whole

job at the Grammys. I thought the whole
Grammys was terrible. I watched part of

Grammys was terrible. I watched part of

Grammys was terrible. I watched part of
it. It's not watchable, but he was a

it. It's not watchable, but he was a

it. It's not watchable, but he was a
lousy host. I'd say not as bad as Jimmy

lousy host. I'd say not as bad as Jimmy

lousy host. I'd say not as bad as Jimmy
Kimmel, but pretty close.

How did I get in there?

How did I get in there?
I was at home last night minding my own

I was at home last night minding my own

I was at home last night minding my own
business.

business.

business.
Boy, I really got up his ass. I mean, he

Boy, I really got up his ass. I mean, he

Boy, I really got up his ass. I mean, he
he also he posted about me last night.

he also he posted about me last night.

he also he posted about me last night.
And let me tell you something. Donald

And let me tell you something. Donald

And let me tell you something. Donald
Trump somehow has time to watch every

Trump somehow has time to watch every

Trump somehow has time to watch every
award show and hates them all. He

award show and hates them all. He

award show and hates them all. He
doesn't like any of them. No one I know

doesn't like any of them. No one I know

doesn't like any of them. No one I know
watches more award shows than Donald

watches more award shows than Donald

watches more award shows than Donald
Trump. He's planning to sue Trevor Noah

Trump. He's planning to sue Trevor Noah

Trump. He's planning to sue Trevor Noah
now. He's also suing the government, our

now. He's also suing the government, our

now. He's also suing the government, our
government, for $10 billion because a

government, for $10 billion because a

government, for $10 billion because a
contractor who worked for the IRS leaked

contractor who worked for the IRS leaked

contractor who worked for the IRS leaked
his tax returns. You know those tax

his tax returns. You know those tax

his tax returns. You know those tax
returns every other president shows

returns every other president shows

returns every other president shows
voluntarily? Well, they leaked them.

voluntarily? Well, they leaked them.

voluntarily? Well, they leaked them.
They leaked his taxes and found that he

They leaked his taxes and found that he

They leaked his taxes and found that he
only paid $750

only paid $750

only paid $750
in federal taxes in 2016 and 2017. And

in federal taxes in 2016 and 2017. And

in federal taxes in 2016 and 2017. And
now, not only is he suing the government

now, not only is he suing the government

now, not only is he suing the government
that he is currently running for $10

that he is currently running for $10

that he is currently running for $10
billion, he's also planning to figure

billion, he's also planning to figure

billion, he's also planning to figure
out a settlement that he will pay

out a settlement that he will pay

out a settlement that he will pay
himself. This is the first time a

himself. This is the first time a

himself. This is the first time a
sitting president has sued his own

sitting president has sued his own

sitting president has sued his own
executive branch. And it's also one of

executive branch. And it's also one of

executive branch. And it's also one of
the nuttiest lawsuits ever. He's suing

the nuttiest lawsuits ever. He's suing

the nuttiest lawsuits ever. He's suing
the IRS for $10 billion, twothirds of

the IRS for $10 billion, twothirds of

the IRS for $10 billion, twothirds of
their total annual budget because his

their total annual budget because his

their total annual budget because his
taxes were leaked while he was running

taxes were leaked while he was running

taxes were leaked while he was running
the IRS.

the IRS.

the IRS.
>> You're suing the IRS. Talk a little bit

>> You're suing the IRS. Talk a little bit

>> You're suing the IRS. Talk a little bit
about what it's like to be on both sides

about what it's like to be on both sides

about what it's like to be on both sides
of law.

of law.

of law.
>> It's very interesting. I have another

>> It's very interesting. I have another

>> It's very interesting. I have another
one where, you know, I've virtually won

one where, you know, I've virtually won

one where, you know, I've virtually won
the Mara Lago breakin sit and I have to

the Mara Lago breakin sit and I have to

the Mara Lago breakin sit and I have to
work out some kind of a settlement. I'm

work out some kind of a settlement. I'm

work out some kind of a settlement. I'm
supposed to work out a settlement with

supposed to work out a settlement with

supposed to work out a settlement with
myself.

myself.

myself.
>> Yeah. I'm going to offer myself a

>> Yeah. I'm going to offer myself a

>> Yeah. I'm going to offer myself a
billion and see if I go for it. We'll go

billion and see if I go for it. We'll go

billion and see if I go for it. We'll go
from there. He's finally figured out a

from there. He's finally figured out a

from there. He's finally figured out a
way to sue himself. It is the ultimate

way to sue himself. It is the ultimate

way to sue himself. It is the ultimate
form of financial masturbation. It don't

form of financial masturbation. It don't

form of financial masturbation. It don't
worry. I want you to know

worry. I want you to know

worry. I want you to know
all your hard-earned taxpayer money he's

all your hard-earned taxpayer money he's

all your hard-earned taxpayer money he's
suing for is going to a good cause.

suing for is going to a good cause.

suing for is going to a good cause.
>> I think what we'll do is do something

>> I think what we'll do is do something

>> I think what we'll do is do something
for charity.

for charity.

for charity.
You know, we're thinking about doing

You know, we're thinking about doing

You know, we're thinking about doing
something for charity where I'll give

something for charity where I'll give

something for charity where I'll give
money to charity. We could make it a

money to charity. We could make it a

money to charity. We could make it a
substantial amount. Nobody would care

substantial amount. Nobody would care

substantial amount. Nobody would care
because it's going to go to numerous

because it's going to go to numerous

because it's going to go to numerous
very good charities.

very good charities.

very good charities.
>> Yeah. Almost at the head of he's always

>> Yeah. Almost at the head of he's always

>> Yeah. Almost at the head of he's always
finding new and innovative ways to

finding new and innovative ways to

finding new and innovative ways to
fleece the American people. Fun fact,

fleece the American people. Fun fact,

fleece the American people. Fun fact,
when Trump got roasted on Comedy

when Trump got roasted on Comedy

when Trump got roasted on Comedy
Central, he said his entire salary was

Central, he said his entire salary was

Central, he said his entire salary was
going to charity, which he got a lot of

going to charity, which he got a lot of

going to charity, which he got a lot of
positive press for, and then he gave the

positive press for, and then he gave the

positive press for, and then he gave the
money to the Donald J. Trump Foundation,

money to the Donald J. Trump Foundation,

money to the Donald J. Trump Foundation,
which later got shut down by the state

which later got shut down by the state

which later got shut down by the state
of New York for fraud. But that's the

of New York for fraud. But that's the

of New York for fraud. But that's the
art of the deal. That's it. Franklin

art of the deal. That's it. Franklin

art of the deal. That's it. Franklin
Wrong also announced

Wrong also announced

Wrong also announced
with no heads up given to the staff who

with no heads up given to the staff who

with no heads up given to the staff who
have been working there for years that

have been working there for years that

have been working there for years that
he will be closing the Trump Kennedy

he will be closing the Trump Kennedy

he will be closing the Trump Kennedy
Center. You know this thing he renamed

Center. You know this thing he renamed

Center. You know this thing he renamed
after himself. He said, "I've determined

after himself. He said, "I've determined

after himself. He said, "I've determined
that the fastest way to bring the Trump

that the fastest way to bring the Trump

that the fastest way to bring the Trump
Kennedy Center to the highest level of

Kennedy Center to the highest level of

Kennedy Center to the highest level of
success, beauty, and grandeur is to

success, beauty, and grandeur is to

success, beauty, and grandeur is to
cease entertainment operations for an

cease entertainment operations for an

cease entertainment operations for an
approximately two-year period of time

approximately two-year period of time

approximately two-year period of time
with a scheduled grand reopening that

with a scheduled grand reopening that

with a scheduled grand reopening that
will rival and surpass anything that has

will rival and surpass anything that has

will rival and surpass anything that has
taken place with respect to such a

taken place with respect to such a

taken place with respect to such a
facility before." This is actually

facility before." This is actually

facility before." This is actually
smart. Artists can't keep refusing to

smart. Artists can't keep refusing to

smart. Artists can't keep refusing to
perform there if he knocks it down. You

perform there if he knocks it down. You

perform there if he knocks it down. You
know, sometimes when you love something,

know, sometimes when you love something,

know, sometimes when you love something,
you have to kill it. If all goes well,

you have to kill it. If all goes well,

you have to kill it. If all goes well,
the Kennedy Center will reopen two years

the Kennedy Center will reopen two years

the Kennedy Center will reopen two years
from now as the Kid Rock and Roll Hall

from now as the Kid Rock and Roll Hall

from now as the Kid Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. And I think the center seemed

of Fame. And I think the center seemed

of Fame. And I think the center seemed
to be in perfectly good enough shape for

to be in perfectly good enough shape for

to be in perfectly good enough shape for
the first lady's movie premiere on

the first lady's movie premiere on

the first lady's movie premiere on
Thursday night. Melania the Movie with a

Thursday night. Melania the Movie with a

Thursday night. Melania the Movie with a
budget of $75 million made $7 million

budget of $75 million made $7 million

budget of $75 million made $7 million
over the weekend. It set a record. It

over the weekend. It set a record. It

over the weekend. It set a record. It
was the biggest opening for a non-m

was the biggest opening for a non-m

was the biggest opening for a non-m
musical vanity project/brazen corporate

musical vanity project/brazen corporate

musical vanity project/brazen corporate
bribe in 10 years. The first lady kicked

bribe in 10 years. The first lady kicked

bribe in 10 years. The first lady kicked
things off with um at the premiere with

things off with um at the premiere with

things off with um at the premiere with
a a lively open to a nationwide live

a a lively open to a nationwide live

a a lively open to a nationwide live
stream.

stream.

stream.
>> So here is a warm welcome to my guests

>> So here is a warm welcome to my guests

>> So here is a warm welcome to my guests
in New York City. Hello Boston. Hello

in New York City. Hello Boston. Hello

in New York City. Hello Boston. Hello
LA. I'm sure everyone in Nashville is

LA. I'm sure everyone in Nashville is

LA. I'm sure everyone in Nashville is
having a lovely time already.

having a lovely time already.

having a lovely time already.
My film is about to begin.

My film is about to begin.

My film is about to begin.
>> She does films, she does she writes

>> She does films, she does she writes

>> She does films, she does she writes
books, she does it all. She Melania has

books, she does it all. She Melania has

books, she does it all. She Melania has
a score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. But on

a score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. But on

a score of 7% on Rotten Tomatoes. But on
Fox News, uh, it got a strong 100%.

Fox News, uh, it got a strong 100%.

Fox News, uh, it got a strong 100%.
>> Melania should be nominated for I guess

>> Melania should be nominated for I guess

>> Melania should be nominated for I guess
it's an Oscar, right? That's for movies.

it's an Oscar, right? That's for movies.

it's an Oscar, right? That's for movies.
And if she was to go, she would be the

And if she was to go, she would be the

And if she was to go, she would be the
best dressed in the classiest dress by a

best dressed in the classiest dress by a

best dressed in the classiest dress by a
long shot.

long shot.

long shot.
>> Mark my words right now. If Melani gets

>> Mark my words right now. If Melani gets

>> Mark my words right now. If Melani gets
nominated for an Oscar, I will host that

nominated for an Oscar, I will host that

nominated for an Oscar, I will host that
show whether they ask me to or not.

I will insist on it.

I will insist on it.
You know how this ends, right? This ends

You know how this ends, right? This ends

You know how this ends, right? This ends
with Melania winning the first ever FIFA

with Melania winning the first ever FIFA

with Melania winning the first ever FIFA
best actress award. And when they aren't

best actress award. And when they aren't

best actress award. And when they aren't
shaking down companies like Amazon,

shaking down companies like Amazon,

shaking down companies like Amazon,
Trump and his friends are busy arresting

Trump and his friends are busy arresting

Trump and his friends are busy arresting
journalists. On Thursday night, Don

journalists. On Thursday night, Don

journalists. On Thursday night, Don
Lemon, the former CNN host, he's an

Lemon, the former CNN host, he's an

Lemon, the former CNN host, he's an
independent journalist. and another

independent journalist. and another

independent journalist. and another
independent journalist from Minneapolis

independent journalist from Minneapolis

independent journalist from Minneapolis
named Georgia Fort were arrested for

named Georgia Fort were arrested for

named Georgia Fort were arrested for
reporting on the scene at an anti-ICE

reporting on the scene at an anti-ICE

reporting on the scene at an anti-ICE
protest at a church in St. Paul,

protest at a church in St. Paul,

protest at a church in St. Paul,
Minnesota. After multiple judges refused

Minnesota. After multiple judges refused

Minnesota. After multiple judges refused
to sign off on a warrant to arrest them,

to sign off on a warrant to arrest them,

to sign off on a warrant to arrest them,
Trump's DOJ convened a grand jury to

Trump's DOJ convened a grand jury to

Trump's DOJ convened a grand jury to
charge them with conspiracy to deprive

charge them with conspiracy to deprive

charge them with conspiracy to deprive
the congregants of the church of their

the congregants of the church of their

the congregants of the church of their
rights and to interfere with religious

rights and to interfere with religious

rights and to interfere with religious
freedom in a house of worship. And of

freedom in a house of worship. And of

freedom in a house of worship. And of
course, Trump claimed he didn't know

course, Trump claimed he didn't know

course, Trump claimed he didn't know
anything about it. No, I don't know

anything about it. No, I don't know

anything about it. No, I don't know
anything about the Don Lemon thing, but

anything about the Don Lemon thing, but

anything about the Don Lemon thing, but
he's a Swiss bag. Everyone's known that

he's a Swiss bag. Everyone's known that

he's a Swiss bag. Everyone's known that
he's a wash. Probably from his

he's a wash. Probably from his

he's a wash. Probably from his
standpoint,

standpoint,

standpoint,
the best thing that could happen to him,

the best thing that could happen to him,

the best thing that could happen to him,
he's getting, you know, he had no

he's getting, you know, he had no

he's getting, you know, he had no
viewers. He had he was a failure. He was

viewers. He had he was a failure. He was

viewers. He had he was a failure. He was
a failed host. And now he's uh he's in

a failed host. And now he's uh he's in

a failed host. And now he's uh he's in
the news. I didn't know anything about

the news. I didn't know anything about

the news. I didn't know anything about
him.

him.

him.
>> That's right. I called for his arrest

>> That's right. I called for his arrest

>> That's right. I called for his arrest
and pleasured myself to a video of it

and pleasured myself to a video of it

and pleasured myself to a video of it
happening, but other than that, it's

happening, but other than that, it's

happening, but other than that, it's
news to me. I didn't know. Anyway, Mr.

news to me. I didn't know. Anyway, Mr.

news to me. I didn't know. Anyway, Mr.
President, if you're watching tonight,

President, if you're watching tonight,

President, if you're watching tonight,
get your bottles of ketchup ready

get your bottles of ketchup ready

get your bottles of ketchup ready
because all the way from the FBI's most

because all the way from the FBI's most

because all the way from the FBI's most
wanted list, Don Lemon is here for his

wanted list, Don Lemon is here for his

wanted list, Don Lemon is here for his
first interview for us. And I want to

first interview for us. And I want to

first interview for us. And I want to
admit, no one should worry,

admit, no one should worry,

admit, no one should worry,
we have Don locked up in the green room

we have Don locked up in the green room

we have Don locked up in the green room
backstage, so you're going to be okay.

backstage, so you're going to be okay.

backstage, so you're going to be okay.
But before we get to Don, we have a

But before we get to Don, we have a

But before we get to Don, we have a
tradition to uphold. The first day of

tradition to uphold. The first day of

tradition to uphold. The first day of
the month showed up yesterday

the month showed up yesterday

the month showed up yesterday
unannounced once again. And once again,

unannounced once again. And once again,

unannounced once again. And once again,
our nation's news people can hardly

our nation's news people can hardly

our nation's news people can hardly
believe it. Well, good Monday morning

believe it. Well, good Monday morning

believe it. Well, good Monday morning
everyone and we're already in February.

everyone and we're already in February.

everyone and we're already in February.
Wow. It's hard to believe. It's hard to

Wow. It's hard to believe. It's hard to

Wow. It's hard to believe. It's hard to
believe that it's the start of February.

believe that it's the start of February.

believe that it's the start of February.
>> It's hard to believe it's already

>> It's hard to believe it's already

>> It's hard to believe it's already
February.

February.

February.
>> It's hard to believe it's actually

>> It's hard to believe it's actually

>> It's hard to believe it's actually
February now because I thought January

February now because I thought January

February now because I thought January
was never going to end.

was never going to end.

was never going to end.
>> Happy February. Can you believe it?

>> Happy February. Can you believe it?

>> Happy February. Can you believe it?
>> No. I literally cannot.

>> No. I literally cannot.

>> No. I literally cannot.
>> Can you believe it's already February?

>> Can you believe it's already February?

>> Can you believe it's already February?
Just happy February.

Just happy February.

Just happy February.
>> I know. Can you believe it? It's wild.

>> I know. Can you believe it? It's wild.

>> I know. Can you believe it? It's wild.
I'm so glad we're done with January.

I'm so glad we're done with January.

I'm so glad we're done with January.
>> Sunday, February 1st.

>> Sunday, February 1st.

>> Sunday, February 1st.
>> Can you believe it? A new month. We made

>> Can you believe it? A new month. We made

>> Can you believe it? A new month. We made
it uh Clay to February 1st. Can you

it uh Clay to February 1st. Can you

it uh Clay to February 1st. Can you
believe that?

believe that?

believe that?
>> It has been a while, hasn't it?

>> It has been a while, hasn't it?

>> It has been a while, hasn't it?
>> We are in the month of February. Can you

>> We are in the month of February. Can you

>> We are in the month of February. Can you
believe it?

believe it?

believe it?
>> I can't believe it.

>> I can't believe it.

>> I can't believe it.
>> Is that something?

>> Is that something?

>> Is that something?
>> I can't believe it.

>> I can't believe it.

>> I can't believe it.
>> Well, it must be true. It says it right

>> Well, it must be true. It says it right

>> Well, it must be true. It says it right
there in the teleprompter.

there in the teleprompter.

there in the teleprompter.
>> But how how can it be February? It was

>> But how how can it be February? It was

>> But how how can it be February? It was
just January.

just January.

just January.
>> I don't know, Cheryl. Okay. I don't

>> I don't know, Cheryl. Okay. I don't

>> I don't know, Cheryl. Okay. I don't
know. Is that what you want to hear?

Oh, well, we got a big show for tonight.

Oh, well, we got a big show for tonight.
Alex Hold is here and we'll be right

Alex Hold is here and we'll be right

Alex Hold is here and we'll be right
back with the recently incarcerated Don

back with the recently incarcerated Don

back with the recently incarcerated Don
Lemon.