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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Daddy's home.

Wow. Look what the bag.

He's got his Gucci.

Oh, man.

My ex -husband, who cheated on me, is moving back in.

Wow. I love it.

My brother said I own a restaurant.

He told me that the other day. You know about this? Oh, my God.

You're doing three, sometimes four events a week. I'm telling you to slow

down a little bit.

The kids, you're too nice to them. You still have to put your foot down with

them a little bit. Where's Siggy and Dolores? They didn't answer a group

I just thought this would be a beautiful ritual as a memorial to your mom.

You guys didn't ask us to go to do this beautiful thing for Teresa's mother. Who

cries about a cake? Siggy, better known as Soggy Flicker with all the crying.

I'm very sorry that I hurt you. I do not want to take a girl down ever.

You motherfucking liar.

Welcome back, scumbag.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my faith.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon. If you're not about the namaste, get the

hell out of my way.

Do you want me to carry something? No, I'm good, I'm good. Are you sure?

I'm so happy to be home 29 hours later. I know, right?

I know.

Nick, thank you so much. I'm so sorry we're so delayed. Joe!

Bart! Boobie, I'm home. Do you believe that we're so late?

I might smell.

Smell a little bit.

Don't come too close. I have to wash the puss in the pits. I'm so gross.

I hope the show was successful.

Well, the little Instagram posts were cute.

They looked adorable.

Hi, little posse. Hey, welcome home. Thank you. We have so much to do, and I

haven't slept. Considering you had such a long fight, you look good.

Vegas was unbelievable.

I got to meet with my shoe licensee. It's my first shoe line. And I got my

slippers that I like to steal from every place I've ever been to.

Shoes have become very expensive, so I was adamant about doing a luxury for

type of line that everybody could afford and still looks super fashionable.

Marge.

Joe. Darling. I know, I barely spent any time with you.

I didn't even get to be with you. I travel a lot, and I have to be on

lot. And my husband, he's a stage five clinger. Did you buy him anything?

No. I didn't even have time to shop. Not even a shirt? No, I was working.

Called me a hundred times a day.

Marge, you didn't call me back. I love you, I love you, I love you. I mean, the

guy is a mush. I say, I'm the guy on the inside, and he's the girl on the

inside. That's why we get along so well.

Love you. Love you. Bye. All we did was work. Oh, here's Jodi. Look at Jodi

Goldberg coming in all glamorous.

So anyway, we got to hop on those shoes. We're not going to get those in for the

summer. It's going to be like a total drama.

Yeah. Hi.

Welcome back.

Hey, what's going on? I missed you.

I know.

Everything good? What's going on? We met with the shoe line people.

It's going to be much better stores.

More commissions. More commissions for you. Yeah. More important than anything

else, you make money instead of me. Yeah. But anyway.

Let's sit over here. Tell me what's going on. Yeah, I want to tell you about

Siggy's party.

I know. I can't believe we missed the party. Picture this, okay? Because

not even going to believe it. What? A hundred girls in her house.

Siggy gets everyone's attention. She goes, girls!

If I have a cake made for you for your birthday, if it's being thrown across

restaurant, how many people think that that is rude? Please raise your hand.

Thank you!

But why would she carry on and publicly humiliate Melissa?

I mean, I'm embarrassed for her.

My vagina hurts.

I know. There was more drama, too. I'm pretty sure Siggy and Dolores were

screaming at Danielle.

I can't imagine why they would be screaming at her. I have no idea. We're

going to Joe Gorga's tasting of his new restaurant.

I cannot wait to go to the tasting and hear what really happened. I mean, this

is like high school. I love it. I mean, it's crazy.

What do your friends think about me being home now?

Tell them your father's home?

Yeah, I told them. Yeah, what'd they say?

They think you're like the swinger.

Oh, my God.

Mommy's so not like that.

Hi, guys.

Wow, that's a lot of muscles in one room.

Yeah, we're doing our chores, Mom.

I brought your food home, though. Did you really? Yeah.

David got your food.

Every time I go out to dinner with my boyfriend, David, he sends home, like, a

care package for Frank and Frankie.

You guys tell each other you love each other yet?

Oh, shut up.

Frank and David get along, but a lot of people don't get it. They think my

relationship is weird. I don't know what to say.

I mean, it's just, it's my norm.

You guys talking about getting married?

Would you care?

Oh, my goodness.

Daddy's going to start crying, Frankie. It's always been like the Mexican

standoff, okay?

Who's going to get married first? Yes, exactly.

I do see a future with David, but the love of my life was Frank and Tanya.

So it's scary to me to move on and get married.

Because either one of us getting married would mean Frank and Dolores' marriage

is really over.

What do we got here?

Oh, nice. You got a steak? Thank you.

What are you doing today?

I came home.

By the time I went to bed, you still didn't even come home.

I was at a purse party at Siggy Flicker's house. Oh, how's Siggy?

Siggy's good. But let me explain to you now.

You ready?

Because I don't think you're ready for this. Let me finish chewing.

So, last night, Teresa says, Danielle told me something you said about me. You

said to me about Teresa, Teresa doesn't care about anyone or anything more than

money. I'm surprised you did not cry.

It was close, Frank.

But you know what really hurt me the most? When I told Teresa, I didn't say

She was like, I don't know.

I don't know.

She could believe this, or you could believe me.

Why would she lie?

That was not the reaction I expected from Teresa Giudice.

Back when all that was going down with Teresa and Danielle, I had never met

but I heard the story.

Danielle Saab has a history of being a pathological liar.

You have a bad history with this person. I have 20 years of history of having

your back, being your friend, crying when you went away, and you're

me.

Dare Teresa even entertain a thought like that.

Teresa's taking care of four girls between her mom on top of the goes in

She's got every excuse in the world to maybe slip her senses a little bit here

and there. I assure you, it'll be time when Teresa comes back. She'll never say

you're right, but you'll know she'll come back. Okay. That's my opinion.

I love this picture.

Where are we going to put it?

All right, let me see if it fits now.

Is that Joey? Is that Joey on the ladder?

Hi, Dad.

It's going to say Gorga. It's going to say Gorga.

I told you one day I'd put my name in lights.

See the light? There's the light.

For years, my sister and I were at war.

Come on, you want to see inside?

But now my mother can look down on us. We started this business together.

Look, you like it?

So she's saying, that's my babies, that's my kids.

Look, Dad, look at your pictures.

Look at you, look at you.

Like that, you and Mommy's wedding picture.

The church. Yeah.

I wish Mommy could be here.

I know. You see.

You don't want to talk about it.

You see.

You know.

She's seeing right now. She's right here. She sees it all. Look, see?

My baby.

And we're going to make all her recipes.

And that's why Joey wanted to put all these pictures up, you know, for you and

Mommy.

Anytime my dad sees a photo of my mom, that's it. He met my mom when she was

They were married 47 years.

I mean, I've never seen two people.

adore and love each other like the two of them.

Why don't you make us something to eat right now? No. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

I don't like the pictures Joey picked.

There should be more old pictures.

But for old pictures, I think those two are both perfect.

There's one of me and Joe, one of you and Joe.

They're going to go up here. Is there another picture here? He loves that

picture, your brother.

His face is not even showing. He likes it. Of course, it's only you with my

brother's face.

Melissa is kind of getting on my nerves. I mean, the other day, she was trying

to give me parenting advice, and now why would she pick this photo? This photo

is supposed to be about my parents celebrating them, not about Melissa

Well, just to shut you down, he picked all the pictures himself.

And your mouth looks really big. Well, thank you.

She's mad about the picture that you picked. Why do you have to pick a

It showcases me too much. You're not showing your beautiful face. He's really

good looking.

I agree with you. So I think you should show your face.

He's a Gorgon. He likes it. He's only Gorgon by an injection.

This is supposed to be a happy moment. We just put a beautiful sign up that

Gorgon. And you're telling me I'm not a gorga.

Gorga. Melissa Gorga. Like, get over it.

She is a fucking gorga. She's only a gorga by marriage.

I mean, if my brother divorces you, you're not going to be a gorga anymore.

Your brother what?

I'm just saying. Is this normal?

That's my wife.

Oh, here we go. That's my wife.

Oh, my God. You know what? I'm leaving.

No, really.

Enjoy your things.

Have fun.

Bye. Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

But why'd you start with her over a picture?

She just, you know.

What the is wrong with Teresa? You're going back two, three years ago. You're

starting this now. How are we going to work together?

My wife was there for you in every moment, no matter what. I thought you

over all this and you loved her and you said. I do love her.

No, I do love it.

I can't. I do.

Straighten it right out.

Coming up. You don't discipline it that much because, like, I feel like you're,

like, scared we're going to hate you.

I know.

We'll be in the warm weather soon.

Hi. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? Can I help you?

We're going to Puerto Rico.

Okay, can I direct you anywhere?

Just looking.

Do you want one like that?

No, I don't like showing off my ass, Mom.

It's kind of ironic that I feel like I have a good sense of fashion, I like to

have fun, I'm a little silly, but somehow I seem to have raised such a

conservative daughter.

I think you should show off your ass. You have a nice ass.

Yeah, so I can't wait to go away with you guys because it's been long overdue.

You know, we're supposed to go away, but we had to cancel it because of Nona.

Never did I think that Nona would just be coming with us without Nona, you

This was supposed to be our first family trip when I got home, so it's

bittersweet. It makes me think about how I lost time with my mom.

You don't want to match?

We used to do that when you were little. We had matching bathing suits.

You know, I do that. No, like, we already do that because you buy my

suits. Why are you, like, why are you making fun of me?

See ya.

Why are you, like, sniffing at me like you're going through your teenage, I

don't know, very hormonal. You are moody.

And Melania.

You, you guys are.

And even Melissa said she thinks that you and your sisters take advantage of

Teresa, she's totally working you. Melania knows what she's doing to you.

Like, I'm a good kid. I don't do anything.

I know. You're amazing.

I was telling you. Gabrielle's a good kid, too.

Melania's a good kid, too, but she has no boundaries. She really doesn't.

So she needs discipline.

She needs a lot of attention.

No!

Melania!

Melania!

But you don't do anything.

I don't know what to tell you. I'm not the mom, so... I know. I did take away

her phone.

You give it back to her a day later.

Okay. Like, I don't... When you were away, Dad, he was very strict.

Like, he really was.

When you, like, came home, like, you don't discipline that much because,

feel like you're, like, scared we're going to hate you.

Um, I, well, just wanted to be the best mom I could and...

I hate to say no.

Well, that's not being the best mom.

What? Like, yes, that's nice.

But liking this mom.

Growing up so strict. I don't want to be that strict with my kids. I don't know.

I just want to lessen the reins a little bit.

I just want us to all have fun together.

Because family vacations are important.

All right?

No, they really are.

I know.

Your lipstick just got old.

Hey.

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Malek. Hi, Sadie.

How are you?

You guys look younger and younger every time I see you. You too.

I didn't even need a facelift, but my face is healing nicely, isn't it? Do I

need a facelift?

Gorgeous. You don't need anything.

Hi, how are you?

I'd like a club soda with a lime, please.

I'll take the white wine.

What are you having, Mom?

The ginger chicken. Yeah.

And I'm going to have the homeless dip.

So, I'm so upset with Joshua right now. Yeah. I feel like lately he's been a

little bit fresh to me.

But why can't we talk about college?

Have you decided where you want to go yet?

So, what do you say to him when he doesn't respond to you the way you feel

should? This last time, I said, Joshua, you are disrespecting me, and I will not

be disrespected in my house like that. No, you're not disrespectful, but... No,

he is, Daddy.

I see it a little bit different because he's 18 now and he's asserting his own

personality. It's part of growing up and part of maturing.

Thank you so much.

I'd like him to go to a college that doesn't require him getting on an

And I'm kind of like hoping and pushing him because I want him to be close to

me. Right. You think that...

You remind me when you left. When you left Israel.

When you left and I have to put you on the plane.

I don't know how you did it, Iman.

You think it was easy for me? Believe me not.

During my junior year in high school, my whole family moved to Israel. So

immediately after that, I begged my parents to allow me to go back to

put myself through college.

You left really far away from us.

And Joshua, please, he stay in United States.

I am where I am today because my mother allowed me to come back.

You should let Joshua go wherever he want.

You want him to be happy.

But now you have... Michael.

You have your own life. Right.

It just takes a little bit of adjusting to.

You have to adjust it.

Not him. I know.

Trust me. I know.

You want an apple?

No, please. My sugar is low.

No, no. Your sugar is not low.

No juice boxes.

No, no. You don't need a juice box. Get a bottle of water.

No, no, no. Bottle of water.

Those are Adriana's.

No juice boxes.

Oh, get the door. Get the door. Get the door. Get the door.

We have to fight over the door.

I got the door.

Hi.

Hi, girlies.

Hello.

What's up? What's up? What's up?

Guys,

go play.

Go play.

Bye.

Want a little wine?

Yeah. We had a long day today.

Salute. Oh, cheers.

Salud.

Salud. To the new restaurant.

Yeah, to the Gorgas.

Gorgas.

So, listen.

Yesterday. The reason why I said what I said. I had a lot on my mind. You know,

I overreacted and I wanted to say sorry.

Okay. The reason why I picked the bone with you is because you were like

knocking my parenting the other day.

Me? Like, what did you say?

That you're too lenient? Yeah.

You are too nice. You are too nice. You are. I'm sorry. I'm going to back her

up. You're too nice.

Joe and Melissa should not criticize my parenting at all while Joe's away. I'm

doing it on my own. Even on my worst day, kids are off limits.

That's why you were upset?

Yeah, because she said that to me. I was like, bitch.

I kind of feel like Teresa's giving me a half -assed apology, but I've really

learned throughout the year not to sweat the small stuff.

It was just a petty fight. It was just a petty fight.

We need to, like, be a family and back each other up. So I'm just going to let

it go.

On another note, who did you invite for the tasting?

Danielle, right? Danielle. Margaret's coming with Joe.

Siggy. Yeah, Siggy's going to bring her husband? Yeah. Oh, my God. What if I

forget to add a control?

Oh, my God. We went to Siggy's house, and it got pretty heated. It was just a

lot going on with the whole cake thing and everything. Yeah, Siggy with the

cake. She kind of embarrassed me in front of her whole party for throwing

cake. You didn't say nothing to me. What happened?

She was like...

calling me out i'm at your party and you just told everybody like she's the ass

guy say that i did i i really should have no i just like my head and did

i did think about on inviting her to the tasting for a minute but you know what

she'll probably start crying And Dolores is going to back her up and is going to

turn into a whole other thing. So I'm just going to invite them instead

everybody needs to taste some good pasta.

I mean, if I was there, she did that to me, I would have flipped out.

And it was not just her. It was like, of course, Dolores.

What is going on with Dolores? Listen to this one. So the other day, Dolores

went and hung out with Danielle.

And I guess in their talk, she said to Danielle, basically, like, watch your

back. Teresa, all she cares about is money.

I don't believe that Dolores would say that, but the way Danielle told me,

I believed her.

It's a hard one. I'm torn. I'm very torn.

Make sure you talk to your friends tomorrow. I don't want anything

this station.

It better be civil.

I mean, what's that?

Always there's an argument with the women.

Coming up... I was just going to ask your husband if he had a sharp knife

because I want to give a really sharp knife to Margaret, so when I leave

tonight, she can continue to stab me in the back.

Wait, Michael, you're walking too fast. Sorry, I'm very excited.

My favorite restaurant.

Hello!

Thank you.

Well, you look beautiful tonight.

Thank you, honey.

Want to go for something to drink?

Absolutely. We're celebrating our anniversary, so we'd like to start off

two glasses of champagne.

Okay. I'm definitely getting the linguine with the white clam sauce.

want a branzino. Okay. Perfect. That's it. Thank you.

Can you believe that today, 11 years ago, you met me?

It's kind of hard to imagine.

I love you.

Love you, too. Thank you, my friend.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

First off, health, happiness, and love.

Absolutely.

So anyway, how was work today?

Busy. What about you?

I think I was with Heather, my events coordinator.

We went over the schedule, everything that we have coming up, you know.

Are you toning down the events?

I still think you're working a little too hard. Let's just be honest about it.

Okay, we're going to have three kids at college. The only one who's home is

Sophie. I'm not ready to just sit back and meet my friends for lunch every day.

I want to dive in and work harder. You know what I thought of?

What?

Overnight retreats.

Perfect.

Thank you so much. Thank you, my friend.

Now, Michael. Hold on. Okay.

Like.

What do you mean?

It's me and Vicky.

Inspiring people, all -day seminar.

I met Vicky, who's a divorce attorney, through a mutual friend two years ago.

I see women empowering women, and there's no judging.

We're going to teach you and give you the tips and tools necessary to get to

next level. Even though I put people together and Vicky puts people apart, we

still share the same goal, to make people happy.

Vicki and I want to test out this retreat on friends and family, like to

out kinks before we actually do it.

Okay.

We're not looking to get less of you.

But it's something that I love to do. I know.

I need to figure out the next chapter of my life. It's like my parents said, but

at the same time, it's going to be extremely difficult to balance my

professional dreams with the love and the attention that I want to give

I'm a little bit taken back by this.

Okay. How much time are we talking about here?

Once a month.

Twice a month.

No, no, no.

Michael,

I want to do this so bad, Michael. You love speaking in front of people. I get

it. And when I go to an event today, it's just amazing how you elevate people

another level. And I'm like looking at you and I'm like, this is the woman that

I love. And it's like.

Maybe I have to have a little bit more of an open mind.

It's obviously going to be an interesting year.

Don't look at me like that.

We're so excited to see what kind of samples you guys have so we can start on

our shoe line together.

Yes, we went over your boards, and we have a lot of products to show you based

on those. Oh, that's great.

Espadrilles are going to be a huge trend to do a flat espadrille. Maybe we could

put our own fin on this look. You know, Macbeth Collection is very preppy boho.

It always has, like, a whimsicality to it.

When I first started the Macbeth collection, everybody thought I was

thought I could never do it, but I did.

Because you see the pom -poms. Yeah.

Girls, don't you love pom -poms? And then I loved Jan for the contract.

Everyone's like, that's not going to happen.

And now I have an amazingly successful marriage and a great relationship with

Jan. If we did something with, like, an embellishment and the fur, it would be

killer for us.

Truth is, I've been knocked down a million times, and I always get back up

stronger. I mean, I wasn't born to the Lucky Sperm Club.

How long is the process from, let's say, start to finish and to production?

Design and then production would be about a four -month process.

Really? I mean, that's too long. If we have to get it in for spring, we have to

start now.

So what's the best way? How do you work with your other licensees? We have some

factories in Milan and Italy.

I think if you came, it would speed up the entire process. Really? Yeah. I

definitely come to Milan.

Since we've done apparel, shoes is actually the next step that we should be

doing. We have to dress you from head to toe and run your whole life.

Thank you. What do you think, Marcia?

I love shoes.

I just love the different designs that my daughter has in mind. And it won't

cost me.

I mean, that's it. Mark Singer, always having an angle.

All right, so let's want to put the, what do you call those? Yeah, I'm

So tablecloth.

our picture, Joe.

You like it?

Yeah, I do.

I wish I was showing more boobs, though.

It would make my mom happy to see my brother and I working together.

I mean, my father's, you know, enjoying himself.

And Les and I haven't killed each other yet.

Not my kid.

We gotta move, you got it? This food better be hot. If it's cold, you're

Good.

Hi. Hey.

Carlos, ladies.

Hi, girls. How are you?

What we're going to do is we're going to give four pastas. Then we'll go into a

chicken dish, a meat dish, right? We want true feedback because we've got to

finalize the menu for the opening.

Ready to work?

What were you saying? You want everyone's feedback.

Right. This is what it's all about.

Bellini, I think the crowd that's coming, they'll all speak their mind.

me. Well, maybe Dolores is going to just think whatever Siggy thinks.

But let's see if she has her own opinion.

Tell me if you like this jacket.

I know you're so excited about going to this. Yeah.

So we're supposed to be all happy and excited that we're going to this thing

here. Meanwhile, they walked out of our house in Florida and they walked out of

your event the other day. Well, listen, at the end of the day, you know how I

feel about Melissa and Teresa.

And I'm going to go support them because I've had a friendship with them. All

right. And we are going to see Margaret tonight.

I'm not somebody who forgives easily.

But Margaret and I did have a good talk at the diner. I'm willing to give it a

second chance. But if she comes at me, I'm out of there. Right now, I don't

really know what's going on. I'm pissed.

I'm not happy with the way Danielle's coming at Dolores.

Oh, my God. I got a front in my stocking.

Just look great.

You look very nice. So handsome.

Okay, so I'm seeing everybody for the first time since the party.

Like, I know it's not the place for me to talk to Teresa.

Yeah. But, like, I need to let Teresa know how I feel.

I wonder if Dolores is going to kind of ask you today, like, do you believe me

or what?

I don't know. I'm really confused.

What do you think?

I mean, everything I've seen from Danielle from here since I've met her

very sincere. I think she's, like, a bigger heart than we all, like, think

does. I think she's very misunderstood.

I really hope at the end of the day she chooses Dolores.

Because I'm telling you one thing.

It doesn't get any better than Dolores.

If I were you, I'd eat as much as you can as fast as you can. Oh, my God. Can

you just wait until you see me?

I'll give you that wink. I'm going to eat my third meatball. All right?

Okay?

Coming up.

She fucking did nothing to you. I'm talking.

I'm talking. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You want to ask me a

question? I'm going to answer it. I'm going to answer it. All right? So let me

answer it and be quiet.

Ugh.

Do I have deodorant on my drawer?

No, you look good. Okay, good.

Margaret and Joe are here.

We're here.

Pigtails! I see pigtails!

Hi! Congrats!

Ah, thank you. How are you?

Hello. Thank you.

This is so fabulous. It looks great.

Hi! Congrats!

Thanks so much for everything. It's beautiful.

You pulled it together so fast.

Yeah, that's it. That's how we do it. He's been here every day. And look.

There's your dad. He's cooking.

So cute.

Bye -bye!

Come here. I want you to meet Margaret.

This is Margaret.

Hi.

Congratulations on the family restaurant.

How are you?

Isn't she pretty?

Cute, right?

He's blonde on the top.

Blonde's all over.

His mind goes just like mine.

I want to see the blonde on the top.

You keep your eye on your wife and you keep your eye on me. Oh, believe me. I

got his number now.

Teresa's father is just as adorable as I thought he would be. But, you know

what? Don't be so frisky in front of my husband.

Is Dolores bringing her boyfriend?

No.

I've never met this guy. Who is he? He's a doctor. He's not coming, and you're

not going to meet him today. He's a gynecologist.

Hi, Gorgas.

Hey. Hello.

Hi.

Hello.

Congratulations. Hi. Hi.

Who are you?

Congratulations. Thank you.

So what's going on? How was Vegas? Vegas was fabulous.

Is that dress your collection? No, no. It isn't my collection, actually. This,

like, super spanks this dress. I love it.

I actually think Siggy's trying to turn over a new leaf with me. She's acting so

fabulous.

We're going to put this behind us.

Hey!

Hi, how are you guys?

Welcome to Florida!

I love the opening pictures.

Awesome. We have lots of pictures.

Thank you.

Danielle, can you get a glass of wine, honey? Thank you, my love.

You're tasting sauce back there. We're tasting in the kitchen.

Delicious. So, Ziggy, where's your sidekick? My sidekick? Where is she?

let me just see. Dolores!

Where are you, Dolores?

Where are you?

Hopefully she'll be coming in soon with Frank.

Wait, the whole thing is like, why is he living there? I don't understand. Why

couldn't he just get his own place? If it works for her,

that's her life. Who cares about that?

Am I happy that Margaret is defending Dolores? Yes.

I'm always happy when anybody's defending my best friend.

And I'm like so happy that we came to an understanding at the diner. And I'm

praying that this lasts.

Does he not have his own place?

They have such a, like Margaret. Yeah, but is it them two? But then you have

boyfriend and the girlfriend.

If I was dating a guy and his ex -wife moved in, that would not be good.

You know, that's no one's business. Her and Frank are very happy. They raise

beautiful children.

So I don't understand why, you know, people really care that Frank lives with

her. Marty, let me take you back by the men. Yeah, thank you.

Where are they making the sauce?

This way. So not to change the topic, but the other night when I said to Laura

that Teresa's in a place where she only cares about money, do you believe me?

I don't know. You know, I've been friends with Dolores like over 20 ,000

You've been there for me for the past three months.

I don't care. I'm sorry, but I can't because if you ask my opinion, I don't

Dolores talking to you about Melissa, Margaret, Teresa, or Siggy. No, you

calling Danielle a liar is very crazy.

You don't know Dolores.

Margaret defending Dolores lasted all about two seconds.

That's all the loyalty he's got. Two seconds worth.

You don't know Dolores and you don't know Dolores.

Somebody to just come into the group.

Obviously, there's no reason for you to lie. Once again, you don't know Dolores.

We had a conversation about you before you got here. And I actually said, like,

I think Danielle is the most misunderstood human alive.

How could somebody choose Danielle with her history over Dolores Catania, who is

solid as a rock?

Tell me this is a joke.

She's so misunderstood.

I think that when she, like, loves you, she loves you.

Like, you are all in. You are all in. And people don't get that. I am so much

more misunderstood than Danielle in this group.

This one. I can't even take it.

Coming up.

I'm not over it. You've got to be able to. I'm not over it. You're one of the

ugliest human beings in the world for making fun of me.

I actually said, like, I think Danielle is the most misunderstood human alive. I

think that when she, like, loves you, she loves you.

Like, you are all in, and people don't get that. I am so much more

than Danielle in this group.

This one. I can't even take it.

All right, guys. We're going to start this party? Yeah, let's start tasting.

right, all right. Listen. All right. I worked in restaurants all my life, and

then I don't know what happened. I got into...

Construction and real estate.

Now that things happened with my mother, I want to keep the family tradition

going. It keeps my father busy. This is what he loves to do.

And I'm a little, hold on, I'm getting a little emotional.

It's no secret that I was not happy when Joe decided to buy this restaurant.

But I love him for wanting to create a legacy for his mother and a purpose for

his father. It's just, he has the biggest heart.

So, today's a little tasting.

I'm going to serve all kinds of different dishes. You don't like it,

salty, it's too this. Be honest. You know that Teresa's going to tell you how

she feels. She tells people that she's salty all the time. Yeah.

All right, start bringing them out.

Yay, my favorite! You brought that right for me. How are you?

You're so pretty.

This is a talladella. Wow.

This is my absolute favorite thing. You know, you know, I'm a slob.

Hello.

Perfection.

Perfection. This is delicious. This is magnificent.

I'm going to have to get recipes.

It is so good.

I was just going to ask your husband if he had a sharp knives here. This is not

sharp enough because I want to give a really sharp knife to Margaret. So when

leave tonight, she could continue to stab me in the back.

Blake. Red flag.

Whoa.

I thought you guys met at the diner. Like, it seems like you squashed it, but

you didn't. She might have squashed it with her. It's still a lie for me. I

don't get over it.

Hi.

Hi, Margaret. Hi. Hi, Dolores. How are you? Nice to meet you. Hi, Dolores. Hi,

good to see you again. Hi.

Wow.

Hi.

I'm here because of my loyalty to the Gorgas and the Judaizes.

Anything Teresa's ever had, I made sure I made it. We have two more pasta,

please, for Dolores and Frank.

Okay. I'm not going to not make it because my dear friend Teresa Judaize

the need to have this person around.

but I don't have to ever speak to her.

I'm a little

shocked. I'm made up with Ziggy by osmosis, since they're connected at the

that we would be made up also.

But obviously, that's not the case.

Joe,

good for you. This is nice.

It's like a project, though.

So what's going on with you ladies?

Danielle's up to her old tricks again.

She told your sister I said something about her like she's a greedy bench or

something. Maybe she took it out of context of what you were saying.

I didn't even say your name, period. Why would she just lie? She knows that

you're going to get pissed if she's lying, right? She's delusional. She's

up. I mean.

Well, you better straighten this out. You can't straighten that out. That's a

cracked egg. It's broken all over the place. You can't fix that.

And then Ellie Mae Clampett comes into the group.

Who do you call? Ellie Mae Clampett over there.

I go to Florida. She's coming at me from the back door. I'm not a back door

girl, I told you.

I'm not, no.

They are so loud. I can hear everything they're saying.

She takes her sister to do a ritual for your mother that she's never met. We

were at the funeral.

They were not.

They're recapping the same drama over and over and over again. I keep hearing

you come back to the rethink. But listen, the thought behind what she was

you have to admit, was super sweet, super nice. Absolutely.

I mean, we shouldn't walk over there.

I'm not walking over there. You want me to go there?

Figgy's really losing it. She's out of control.

Especially if I'm bringing you onto a group. Don't take me down in front of my

friends. It'll hurt my feelings.

Oh, my God.

What are you guys doing? We're talking about Marvin.

I told you, I get the sentimental part that you missed out on. And to be

you did miss out on something amazing. Do I think you should cut Margaret a

little slack for it? Yes.

It's so nice that Melissa always gives Margaret a pass, isn't it? Me?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not allowed to have feelings.

Not as lucky as Margaret when it comes to Melissa.

She knew she was doing the memorial. She planned it and clearly excluded her.

I can't forgive her for that.

It's not happening. It will not happen. I'm not forgiving her. I'm not ready.

She's talking about me.

You? Yeah.

Come on. We're going to go over. They're all going over.

What's going on? Oh, hi.

Hi. She said she can't get over the flower that you need to follow.

We're still talking about this? Michael, is it easy for me to forgive?

Once you're out, what do I do? What happens?

You're out.

That's how I feel. And guess what? I'm not over it.

Seriously?

Siggy, you've got to be able to. No, no, no.

Coming up. It's not.

It's not.

Your ex -husband and your boyfriend all live in the same house together too?

That's none of your business.

That's how I feel. And guess what? I'm not over it.

Seriously? I thought Siggy and I were made up.

I don't know why this, but I would never want to hurt your feelings. Now that I

know that, maybe I'm not going to get as offended.

Siggy, you've got to be able to...

She's obviously holding a grudge.

Not on her meds. Something crazy is going on.

All you can buy is your brand.

Who's going to buy that China stuff?

What's wrong with my stuff made in China? I don't know. I gave you some

Do you like what's wrong? No, I don't like anything of hers. Of course not,

Annette Puppet. Okay.

First of all, everything's made in China, including her implants and those

-ass hair extensions.

I don't appreciate how she made a thing about... She did nothing to you. I'm

talking. I'm talking. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You want to

ask me a question, I'm going to answer it. I'm going to answer it, all right?

then let me answer it and be quiet.

I don't like how she treated my friend.

Why? Because she's not kissing her ass? You know what? If somebody I just met

turned on you, I wouldn't like them either. But that's okay, right? Ugh,

draining. You're 50. You're one of the ugliest human beings in the world for

making fun of me.

I'm out of here. See ya. I love you.

I want to go have fun. This is draining.

This is boring.

It's boring. I had enough. Bye.

Oh, my God.

Come on, Frank. Let's go.

Where the fuck is your man?

Hey, Dolores.

Where's your honey?

Come on, Frank. Is that your honey?

This is my honey for tonight.

Please.

Have you met?

I wanted to ask. You've met him?

When do I get to meet the one that's now?

Pasta makes people happy.

Like, what is happening here?

What's the matter with you women always arguing? What the hell? Can't you guys

just get along?

Can't anyone just chill the hell out and eat pasta?

Excuse me. What do you have a problem with my relationship?

Oh, I don't have a problem with your relationship. I want to know if anyone

met your boyfriend.

He exists. I'm going to pick him up right now, actually.

It's not.

It's not.

Your ex -husband and your boyfriend all live in the same house together, too?

I know Dolores 20 years. I knew better to get her out of that restaurant before

it got even uglier than that.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my Donamia.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I have to say something. I'm feeling more sexual.

I want to always keep Nonna alive.

I know how it is missing your mother. You are gone.

I miss so much. I know.

I know, me too. I wish she was here with us.

Siggy was acting very over the top. I see no fault in her behavior.

All I see is good.

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