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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

No!

What is wrong with you?

But you can continue acting like trash if you want to. That's not a deal. Let's

not have this deal again. Okay, let's not.

You don't go by a restaurant and not tell your wife. You totally blindsided

here. Are you still dating that guy?

Yeah, yeah.

A couple months ago, I met this really great guy, and there's so much potential

there. I'm very sorry that I hurt you. I do not want to take a girl down, ever.

Okay? I'm feeling pretty good that she apologized.

Maybe this is a start.

Look loyalty up in the dictionary, and you'll find my face.

The only life I envy is my own.

I bring the power, the pigtails, and the party.

My motto is, know your worth.

Leave the rest to your plastic surgeon.

If you're not about to namaste, get the hell out of my way.

This is my favorite eggplant jambota.

I know how to make pork chops.

You can tell me what to do because I know you.

One at a time.

Okay. So is that like a trick that you could do? You dry them? Okay.

Wait. Really, Adriana? What are you doing right now?

Easy. No, no. No fighting.

Melania. Get Melania.

Be good.

Move.

Shut up.

Mom, let's see.

Mom, mommy.

Mom, mommy.

With Joe gone, I'm essentially a single mom.

I have a lot going on. Here, Melania, sit over there.

Are you kidding me?

Now my dad's living with me, so it's like my mind just, obviously, it's never

just going to be, like, carefree.

Oh, this is hot? Okay, let me blow for you. How long ago did Nona pass away?

Um, it's been a month.

My kids have been through a lot with the loss of my mom.

You know, it's like so hard.

I was working on my project when I look at the sign and I see her.

I see her cooking right there.

If you see no one cooking, that should make you happy, no?

I don't like it.

I can't.

The whole thing just breaks my heart. I would love to see my mom.

But I know it's different for a little girl to be going through what she's

through, and especially with her dad being away.

I just want her to be happy.

Adriana, you can help them clean up. I'll put this in the toy room.

Thank you, sweetheart. Grab it. Thank you, baby doll.

You can drag it. Just drag it. You don't have to... Easy.

Oh, mommy.

Oh, God.

This is like the suckiest weather.

Oh.

Hi, baby. Hi.

Dolores, I have so much to tell you.

Okay.

Oh, this is so comfy. Oh, I love it. Okay.

So, I meet Margaret at the diner, and the human came out. She said, Siggy, you

know what? You are emotional, and she didn't mean to insult me.

So, she did apologize for that, and she says, I'm going to make it a point,

mental point, to know that you're sensitive. So, let's just be civil.

You know what, Siggy? As far as Barbara goes, I don't trust her.

Okay. Well, anyway, we left on a good note, but even in that nice moment, she

gave you a dig.

Oh! She goes, you know, Siggy, you know what the problem is? You're used to

hanging around people who yes you to death. And I said, oh, okay, so you

Dolores is a yes person? She goes, it's so obvious, and everybody else thinks

so. She goes, Teresa and Melissa feel that way. Well, Teresa and Melissa

tell me that to my face.

Right. So.

I've known Teresa now for 20 -plus years, and we've been through a lot

I don't really understand where she comes off calling me an ass kisser or a

person. I've never been a yes girl, and I have jeopardized my own credibility

to vouch for Teresa a million times.

I just want to say one thing. Since I'm a follower, I want you to tell me what I

should do next. What we do next? Hear Teresa out.

I'm going to have a party at my house, a little cocktail party. Once a year, I

have this party at my house where my friend Jodi sells a line of affordable

jewelry. I'm going to have hors d 'oeuvres, cocktails. My friend Pam and

mother sell this unbelievable line of handbags, and I want to support them. So

talk to Teresa there and Melissa and not be like, okay.

But I'm not a follower, so everyone should shut their mouth.

Stop doing that.

Let's see if it's still... What if I just walked around and smacked your ass?

would love it. You would not. You say you would love it. Smack it, smack it,

smack it.

You like that? If I'm just walking by.

You like that?

Yeah, I have an orgasm right there. Oh, yeah, okay.

We're here.

Hello. Hello.

Welcome. You look really cute.

Is it raining? How are you?

Good, how are you? Welcome, guys. We brought you some stuff. A little

little something else. Thank you. Are you going to drink it? No.

No. You know, she don't drink.

No? You drink, right? I drink good.

Thanks for having us over. Some new friends. New friends.

We were just talking about how we met you guys the other night, and he was

I really want the story more in detail of, like, how they met. Oh, that's an

interesting story. And I'm like, that sounds so juicy. It's funny.

He comes over, right?

Hello.

You open the door.

Hey, in your mind, you're like, cute, he's cute.

He starts working, and you're in the back, and you see him swinging a

sledgehammer. That's what it was.

Right? Oh, excuse me.

Are we on point here or not really?

No, I came down. Joe said, I did have my pigtails. She came down in a wife

beater. With no bra.

That's hot and pigtail. But I was younger, so the boobs were perkier. I

I love that Joe Gorga thought that we could be some hot, sexy porn scene.

But you know what, Joe?

He was so awkward.

She came down the steps and I was like, oh my God, oh my God. And it took him so

long to pull the trigger. By the time we did it, it was like, can we get it over

with already?

It wasn't like in, like, the kitchen.

No. Not in a row house. No, we had to go to a hotel. So it was just like, you

know, not. The fantasy that Joe Gorga had.

Let's go play pool, guys. Let's go over there. Okay.

Right, Joe?

Hey, brother. Hey. What are you guys doing in here? This is a great room.

All right, guys, go. Go play. You always want to play games. Go play your video

games. All right, Gino, Joey, come on, honey.

Joe is going to do the honors as our guest. Thank you. Go ahead, Joe.

Let's see what happens here.

Good. Oh, Joey.

All right, so you're strikes. You're strikes, Joe. You're strikes. Right.

Like that.

Oh, almost.

I didn't hit it hard enough. All right.

We're going to have to catch up on my session with you -know -who. It started

off a little rough. I'm not going to kid you. Really?

Yeah. Like how?

She was upset with me.

She cried about five times.

Wait, while you were there? Yes, while I was at the diner. She cried about five

times. You're lying.

Swore my life. Whose turn is it?

Joe, you go, Joe. Okay, you girls talk. Go, go, my brother, go. So she really

did. Did you cry a little bit? Yes, I got a little tear out just because I

bad. Because you feel bad. I feel bad because the truth is I do see like she's

upset and suffering. But then, you know, by the end we made up. We let the

conversation happen.

I'm really happy that Siggy decided to make things right with Margaret, but

where's my apology?

It was my birthday.

Who's the real victim here?

Joe,

you suck.

I don't want to be mean.

But you cannot cry over a cake. Like, hashtag first world problems.

So anyways, she thinks it's her hormone. She's getting the pellets in her butt,

so we'll see.

She is?

Yeah, she told me she's getting pellets in her butt.

What does that mean? What is pellets in your butt? It's hormones.

So she doesn't cry so much. That's crazy.

Once they go through menopause, it's all over.

Why do you women have to go through all that stuff?

Menopause and everything. Why?

You're going to get something.

Something's going to not function properly. Oh, no way.

No way. We're Italian. It does not happen. It's going to happen. I never

of such a thing. Talk to me about the pellets in like 30 years. When you need

the pellets, I'm going to shoot myself.

Joshua? What?

Where are you?

I gotta find out. Hi.

Oh, you don't feel anything.

Don't let go.

Five more seconds. Hold on. You smell good.

How are you? I'm doing fine. Wait, hold on.

Oh, my God. Did you just see that?

Something spilled.

Yes.

So, what do you have planned tonight with Den?

I'm not really sure, honestly.

Are you sleeping here tonight?

No, I'm sleeping there.

You're sleeping at her house?

Mm -hmm.

Why don't you sleep here?

I don't know.

Okay.

Joshua, being a senior, no longer has to rely and depend on Mommy, but...

I want him to give me the opportunity to show him that I am a cool mom. You

could tell me anything.

I'm not going to judge you. I want to be close to you.

So do you think that you and Demi are going to go to school together?

I don't want to talk about that.

Well, why can't we talk about college?

Have you decided where you want to go yet?

Nope. Nope?

Nope. Okay, is it that painful to talk to your mother?

What, Mom?

I'm really trying my hardest to have some sort of relationship with my son.

Give me a sentence.

Give me just a little bit more than the one -word answer.

Why are you so upset?

You know why I'm upset.

I don't.

You don't want to talk to me.

It's like every little thing I do, I feel like annoys you.

I can't give any more.

Joshua going off to college.

We're hardly communicating now. I mean, what if he goes away and he just forgets

about me?

I'm going to my room.

Sorry. Okay.

I really don't know what I did.

Coming up. So he called, and what's the story? I don't think you want to hear

it.

That little.

Ready to work?

Will you be a waitress? No, I'm not waitressing.

Really, bitch?

Mommy! Yeah, honey?

You want to study spelling words?

Yeah.

Okay.

Fear.

Can you not bang the chair, please?

S -T -H -E -R -E.

Right.

Sorry, Belly.

Hi, honey.

Hi. Hi,

baby. How are you?

Did you just take a shower?

You look very cute.

What did you bring?

But they're good cupcakes. We'll eat them, too.

Okay. Yum, yum, yum.

Did you drop the kids off to activities?

Yeah, the boys are at wrestling.

Mom! And Tonya is at... Honey!

Yeah, honey. I'm a dog.

I know, you're right.

Tonya is at cheer.

Mom! Yeah,

she just started doing corral.

Wait, does she go to yoga classes, too? Yeah.

Mommy! Yeah, honey. Can I dance on Saturday, please?

You can miss Dan.

Everybody misses Dan.

Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. Teresa has her handful these days, but

it comes to her kids, she will kind of give in to them for anything.

I have no name.

She's like Mr. Saucy.

Sauce serve, caramel, sprinkles on top, whipped cream, and the damn cherry.

Everything. Do you want something to drink?

I'm okay.

Can I tell you something about your brother?

He says to me, I forgot to tell you, I bought a restaurant.

And I'm like, what?

And I'm like, he told me that the other day.

You know about this? Well, he mentioned it to me. Oh, my God.

So, you know, I got that restaurant, right? I've been looking for it, right?

this was for the parent.

No, no, no, no.

Stop crying, you. I'm not.

Don't make me cry because I cry enough.

I am so frustrated right now.

First Joe goes out and buys a restaurant without consulting me.

Then I find out that I'm the absolute last person to find out about it.

What the f... Like, I don't know how he thinks he's going to have any time for

this. Everyone who owns a restaurant is there Thursday night, Friday night,

Saturday night, Sunday night. I'm like, what are you thinking? I mean, he wanted

me to deal with him too. I was just like, yeah, of course.

It makes me really nervous to be in business with family.

Teresa and I have been great lately, so I don't understand why Joe would want to

take the risk of putting us in business together.

I feel, like, very stressed out.

It's going to be all good.

We'll keep it all in the family. We could always be together every weekend.

Oh, my God.

What's going on, little posse? Hey.

Good.

Yeah, thank you.

Thanks. What are we working on?

Marcia, what's going on?

I'm working on reports.

Mm -hmm.

That's it.

All right, we're just picking up some more deals, which is good. Oh, my God.

An old friend of mine, Bob, is coming to town next week, and I'm going to go out

to dinner with him.

Marcia, ADD of conversations. I don't know.

All right, so he called, and what's the story?

I don't think you want to hear it.

That little.

I mean, seriously, during the workday? Well, I walked into the living room.

Mark Singer is an out -of -control party girl.

I always say I was raised by wolves. We basically raised each other because

we're only 20 years apart.

She married my father when she was young, and she left him by the time I

two. But she always made sure we had a good time, and she showed me a lot of

love. We don't need you sending pictures. We have a prominent brand,

Grandma.

I wouldn't call it a dirty grandma. I would call it a sexy grandma.

The big problem was she would spend her last dollar on a lipstick, so we never

really had a lot of money.

But I think it made me extremely responsible, and I always said I would

own business and support myself.

The truth is we've got to get someone in the neighborhood that you could go out

with. You better be good at it.

Really, I mean, the sex part is important.

Not afraid of things.

Okay. Whoa.

I don't want to think about that.

Hello?

Margaret?

Hi, Sig. What's going on?

I'm putting together a little party, so I wanted to invite you. It's going to be

next Wednesday. I'm going to be in Vegas at my shoe show.

Oh, don't worry. Have the best time in Vegas.

Thanks, I will. I'll see you when I get back, okay? Okay, bye, honey. Bye.

That was so nice of her to call. That was nice of her.

You know, I've played cards right. Siggy's the relationship expert, so

could help you with getting someone new to sex.

Not necessary.

Oh, hey.

How pretty you look. Hi, sweetie.

What's going on?

We're having a glass of wine.

Okay, I don't want wine.

You don't want any wine at all?

No, I have a headache today.

Can I please take your order?

Yeah, I'm going to have the branzino. Very well. I'm going to have the salad,

the spinach.

I'm going to do the scallops.

Excellent. Thank you. So tell me something. Has anybody heard or seen

or Zawara's?

No, I haven't talked to Dolores. You haven't seen her since?

No. So here's the thing. I never want to be the person to go and say something

to somebody, like, creating drama.

But Dolores said something to me that might have been a little compromising.

Something not so nice about Teresa.

I've been busy.

Did Dolores reach out to you, though?

No. If Dolores doesn't come clean, eventually I'm going to have to tell

myself.

Ziggy just invited me. I just got a text. She's in.

Inviting me to her house. Yeah, yeah, we're all on that, but I mean, have you

spoke to her?

I had lunch with Siggy. He apologized for some of the things she said. That's

nice, because I didn't get like, oh, hey, I'm sorry I spoke that way. Like,

nothing.

So not only did Margaret get an apology, but Teresa got one too?

I mean, I don't even get sloppy thirds. I mean, I don't understand.

Looks good.

I'm going to Puerto Rico. I know. Are you so excited?

My kids haven't been away in, it's been three years.

Yeah, because of the whole. Everything going on. Yeah.

My kids really need this. I mean, it's all about them. My daughters want to do

zip lining. I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God.

I can't do that.

But Melania, she's like, I want to go. I want to go.

Like, you don't, she gave me a headache yesterday. Yeah, but don't let her.

Melania knows how to work it. She knows what she's doing to you.

Melania, and I'm like, I'm sorry, and then I started looking for pictures.

You're too nice to them because you never want them to be mad at you.

You still have to put your foot down with them a little bit.

That was really ballsy of her to say that. I would never tell anybody how to

with their children, and I'm really pissed.

You have to be a little bit more strict with them.

She has my brother to be her co -parent with her children.

I'm doing this all on my own. Give me a break.

Coming up. I don't like to get in other people's relationships, but Dolores

actually said something not so nice about you to me.

Wow.

Oh, my God. Do you think I can have enough pictures?

You're starting already. You're late.

I'm not late. Where's your wife?

She's late, too. You guys are killing me, man. Hello. You told me to get all

this stuff.

Oh, wait. Do you like the browns? I kind of like the browns. All right. I bought

a pre -existing restaurant because I'm smart.

Now we've got to enhance it. I want to get the ball rolling immediately.

A good businessman knows that's how you make money.

What do you want to do first?

Whatever. Menu, pictures.

I can't believe Melissa's not here.

But most important, I want this restaurant to be about family. That's

asked my sister to be involved.

And if we could get Melissa's ass here, we'd be rocking and rolling.

Look at Daddy right here.

Let me see. See, those are the pictures I want.

Hey.

What's going on? Must be nice.

Must be nice.

Nice to be late. 45 minutes late. I own a business and I have three kids.

And I have four kids.

Right. Four kids.

Four. A little busy.

Yeah, but you have other workers there.

So why can't they? No, I had to fill in for them today. So I was there. But you

knew we had this meeting. I was at Envy. What do you want me to do?

I'm late.

I'm a princess.

It's like someone lit a match under her ass and she's ready to, like, tear me

down. You know,

I'm still really pissed that Melissa had the audacity to even say to me, like, I

need to be stricter with my kids.

All right. Want to start now? You ready to work?

Yeah, sure.

I want to do, like, the tasting.

Like, I want all my close friends to be there.

I'd like to see you in the kitchen.

Yeah, I'll be in the kitchen.

I'll be the hostess.

Yeah, you'd be the hostess. Really, bitch?

Yeah, I don't want to cook. I already warned him I'm not doing that. Okay, but

would you be a waitress if you had to?

No.

I'm not waitressing.

No, you know when she'll be here? I know when she'll be here. She'll be here on

Friday nights and Saturday nights. Oh!

Just coming to hang out, drinking wine, getting drunk. What do you want me to

do? So we got to stop this before. I want you to leave. We're supposed to run

business. Aren't you going to work, work, work? It's like a ticking time

Are you? Yes. I want to see you here and not out with your friends on Friday.

I'm going to be here. Okay, good.

I'm so happy. I can't wait to see you.

I think that picture, we definitely. Okay, I see now he's stopping us.

These two are getting me seriously nervous because we got a couple days

get this restaurant up and running.

I can't even get through a meeting without them arguing, bickering. I

this was over. I say what goes, the bottom line. And there'd be no arguing.

You understand?

Well, you started with the nastiness, you two. I was like, you guys, when I

in. When we go out, I don't give a shit about being late. Like, there's no, but

this is like. I know, but I'm sorry I have a store.

I already own a business. He owns a business too.

All right, but I couldn't get here. So let's chill out, guys.

Oh, look at the walls.

Dolores?

Ziggy's here.

I just want you to know I love the house, right?

I feel bad that he's selling it, but if I pick it up and move it closer to me,

it would be good.

Okay, so what are we doing here?

So you're going to help me stage it for sale?

I just got David to paint everything the way I wanted it because it looked like

medieval times when you walked in.

My boyfriend David wants to move closer to me.

Delora, seriously?

Right? Who has a motorcycle in the... Right, but that goes in the garage,

No, he likes to look at it. I see such potential for a future with David.

He has so much compassion. He's successful.

He doesn't mind that I live with Frank.

Sorry, something is going to drive me crazy. Dolores, I don't mean to step on

people's furniture. Go right ahead.

But I got to fix this. Sorry. Okay, that's it.

Since he's always so busy working, I offered to fix the place up. This is a

kid's room. Should I take the Legos down?

No, I like it because it's a kid's room. Right now, you can't talk to me about

kids because I'm having like, Joshua's, I don't know what it is. Are you getting

anxiety that he's leaving? I'm getting anxiety, but he's like a little bit,

a little bit of a...

Snippy? He's annoyed by everything. I'm like, you know what? I went through this

with Frankie a couple months ago.

He can't talk to you because he's upset about going away to college and leaving

his girlfriend.

He's got so much inside because they're leaving these girls.

I said to him one thing. I'm not asking you hardcore questions.

I just want a little bit of respect. Biggie, I understand where you're coming

from.

Let it go.

It's not easy being a mother and letting go of your baby.

I love Joshua's girlfriend, but he is old. about his girlfriend's cookie, but

let's not forget, he came out of my cookie.

Where's the respect here?

Hello?

Let's get this going.

I just, I think it's going to sell in a day. I really do.

Let's go rearrange some more furniture.

Wow, look at all your slime.

Let's have a slime Oh, my God. This one came out.

So what's the point of all this? To put it in your hair when you're sleeping.

Yeah, okay.

Here you go.

Yuck. This is so disgusting.

Melanie, get the bag right now.

Oh, my God. Give me your hand. God, what are you doing?

That is really gross. You're supposed to move fast with it.

God.

Oh, my.

This is disgusting.

Whoever invented slime is no good.

I just got an email from Dad.

Oh, you really did?

Were you doing your email on him?

Yeah. You email Daddy, like, every day, right?

Yeah.

Well, let me see. Read.

I was telling Dad about slime. He's like, slime? Ew.

It does break my heart that Joe's missing all the little moments.

But also, the girls need him.

I emailed him. I said, I got to hang out with Molly. I love you so much. Can't

wait to see you this weekend. I love you to the best.

Time's flying by. I mean, the girls are getting older.

And, you know, unfortunately, these are times that we'll never get back.

Oh, you said, thank you, Daddy, made me cry.

Yeah. What made you cry?

Let me, tell me.

What was he saying?

I want to know.

He was telling you to take care of all of us?

Melania has the biggest heart. She really does.

Melania doesn't need more discipline.

She just needs more attention and more love.

Can I have a hug? Give me a hug.

I want a hug.

I want a hug.

I want to show me how much you love me. Bye.

Really? Yeah.

Coming up. I haven't, like, heard from you guys, seen you guys, and I'm like,

where have you guys been?

You know why? Who throws a cake in a restaurant?

Who does that?

Watch this.

Ready?

One, two, three, oh.

1, 2, 3, uh.

1, 2, 3. Wait, hold on. Oh, yeah.

Hi,

everybody. Hello.

I love you. I love you.

Hi,

everyone.

Dolores. Hi.

Hi, Nudie. Oh, look at you.

Oh, my God. Hi, gorgeous.

Hi, what's going on? Everybody, hi.

Everybody, this is Dolores. Hi, everybody. Hi.

Everything. It looks great. You're good. What do you want me to do? Anything?

I don't need you to do anything. I wanted you to come early so I could show

off to everybody.

Oh, she's funny.

Well, now, wait. Tell me who's coming. Who else is coming?

Melissa's coming.

Danielle is coming.

Teresa's coming.

I haven't seen or talked to Melissa or Danielle since Boca.

With Melissa, I'm frustrated.

Teresa apologized to me for the cake being thrown across the floor.

Melissa, zilch.

I'm going to welcome her into my house, but I'm not going to forget what she

did.

So everybody's coming.

Margaret is in Las Vegas. She will not be here.

So, all right, so good. It's nice. I'm glad to see everybody.

And now, let's buy handbags.

What time does the party start?

When I get there.

That's right.

Your chariot awaits, my dear. I am here.

Oh, okay. I'm coming out now.

Okay. I'll see you in a minute. All right. Okay, bye.

Hey, gorgeous.

Hi. You look hot. Thank you.

Need my hand?

You're ready.

Hi, baby.

How you doing?

Feel good.

Oh, wait a minute. You got champagne?

It can be from you and I.

Well, I could go grab one.

Yeah? I mean, I have... Did you

hear

from Dolores at all?

Nope.

And you know what?

I don't know. I'm starting to get a little upset. I don't like to get

in other people's relationships.

But she actually said...

Something not so nice about you to me.

Okay. She was saying, you know, Teresa's many things, but she is

not concerned about anything or anyone except for money.

Be careful.

Several weeks ago, Dolores came by with Frankie to get some career advice from

Marty, and she dropped this bomb on me.

I was hoping Dolores would come clean.

You know, I'm shocked.

I'm pissed off. I won't be shocked.

Dolores is not contacting her.

So, what am I left to do?

All they care about is money, and she told you to be careful?

Be careful. Like, be careful of what?

Like, why would she be telling you that? I don't know.

Right, and all my real friends would never say something like that. There is

point. Is she your real friend?

No, that's the thing. She is one of my real friends.

I can't even comprehend why those words would even come out of her mouth.

Neither do I. Like, at all.

Like, I'm, like, furious.

I can't wait to say something to her. I really can't. Good friends don't talk

like that about their friends. No, they don't.

I can't wait to hear what she has to say.

Everybody, thank you for coming. I own about five bags here. These are the best

bags in the world and the material and everything, and I just love them so

Yes, I did. You look beautiful.

I love this. You look amazing.

This? Yeah.

Oh, I'm raised now. Jean dresses.

I know, but they're very uncomfortable. It doesn't fit me.

Honey, try me around. Can you believe this?

Hey, how are you? Oh, how's it going?

You too.

I have not seen my baby since Volcom. How are you?

Look at all these women.

Come on in. What are we doing?

Shopping? Yeah.

Wow. Those are gorgeous.

Aren't they gorgeous?

Oh, my God. The blue one. I love the blue one. Look at this one. Hello,

Gorga. Right here. Right here.

Hi. How are you? You look so cute.

How are you doing?

What? I'm obsessed with this one. No, I want this one right here. The color's

beautiful. Can I see this? Oh, yeah.

That's adorable.

It matches your... Well, no, it doesn't match this outfit. Does it go with me

right now? Not right now, no. Not really?

Wow. Yeah, I haven't, like, heard from you guys, seen you guys, and I'm like,

what's the deal?

I'm going to be honest with you. I was living.

Listen, in our defense, you were relentless at that table, calling us

trans, all that. I told you animals.

You guys are like animals.

You guys could go yourselves.

I think after what happened, everybody was kind of, like, freaked out.

So, if anything, the next morning, I thought maybe you would call to be like,

listen, I had one too many and I acted whatever.

You know what?

I want to tell you what offended me the most.

In a million years, I would never pick up a beautiful cake like that and throw

it across the floor. Oh, my God.

I am done talking about this cake. Like, there's nothing else to talk about.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do it. I have to buy you a cake. I can't. I'm

going to buy you a cake. You should buy it and then give it to the pastry shop.

We ate the cake. We threw the cake.

We went home from the cake. The cake is done. Don't talk to me about the damn

cake. No more cake.

Everybody, I want to ask you a question. I want everybody to shut up.

If I have a cake made for you for your birthday, and it's three tiers, and

it's beautiful.

If it's being thrown across the restaurant, how many people think that

rude? Please raise your hand.

Coming up. You motherfucking liar.

Welcome back, scumbags.

I want to ask a simple question.

Okay. If I have a cake made for you for your birthday, and it's three tiers, and

it's beautiful,

If it's being thrown across the restaurant, how many people think that

rude? Please raise your hand.

Thank you.

Who throws a cake in a restaurant?

Who does that?

I don't know what prompted Ziggy to do that, but she did. And Melissa was

humiliated. And here we go.

That's it.

Embarrassed. I'm completely embarrassed.

They're all looking at me. I don't know anyone at the party.

Like, I would never do that to her. Like, I can't believe I'm even still

standing here, to be honest.

I've come to look at jewelry.

Really never say no to some jewelry either, let's be honest.

Hey, girl.

I'm so glad you guys are here.

Why? What happened? Oh, my God. What's going on?

Ziggy was just laying on the floor, like, screaming to everyone, telling

were... Does everyone agree with her about the cake and not us? All these

people? Are you kidding me? I was just sitting there. You did not do

that. All these people just heard that.

Oh, my God.

Thank God she did that to you and not me, because it wouldn't have been good.

Wait, don't you feel weird?

Even though I'm upset with Melissa, family definitely comes first and I'm

going to let someone humiliate my sister -in -law.

Alright, why were you laying down, trying to put on a show, talking about

cake again? Like, who does that to somebody?

Okay, so can I just, let me just explain to you guys.

We all know that I did not think a cake being thrown across the floor was

something that I would do. And I was upset about it. Alright, we ate the

cake. We ate it.

Alright, we ate it. I don't care how much it f***ing was. A thousand, five

hundred, whatever the cake was. We ate it.

After we had fun with it, then the stuff.

My head is spinning. I don't get it. I have a history of honesty I have a

history of never being a two -faced and being nothing but a loyal friend. I

can't say the same for everybody in the group.

Okay, so the next day, why didn't you say something the next day to her?

Why should I get involved? No, but you are, like, attached to her. I mean,

call a spade a spade. No, let's call a spade a spade. I've been speaking up for

you for a long time.

I mean, I would never let anybody talk about you ever. You've never spoken

her?

So there was something you did say to me.

About what? In private.

Yeah, wait till you hear this one.

And you said to me about Teresa, Teresa doesn't care about anyone or anything

more than money.

You motherfucking liar.

You're a fucking liar.

I never, ever, ever said that. You're a fucking liar. Dolores, it's the truth.

You're a crazy scumbag.

Scumbag. Scumbag. Welcome back, scumbag. No, Dolores, I'm not.

gained from this. You're a crazy person anyway. I'm not a crazy person.

Do you think that she's coming around after the things that happened in the

because she wants to be your friend?

She's a starving, hungry bitch.

Believe it or not, I would never, ever, ever say that about you.

All I have to say is this, Teresa.

Sleep with one eye open because she's up to no good.

Coming up.

She wouldn't have said it to me, Teresa.

Danielle's not here to skip and hold hands.

She's coming back for revenge. Teresa better watch her ass.

Do you think that she's coming around after the things that happened in the

because she wants to be your friend?

She's crazy. Sleep with one eye open.

Teresa should know that because I don't have a history of stabbing her in the

back or talking about her, she has to believe that I didn't.

That would be normal.

Listen, Teresa, you have a choice. You can believe this or you can believe me.

I don't want it to be true that Dolores said this, but I feel like Dolores is a

little distant with me. I don't know if she's upset with me.

Listen, I don't know.

I heard it. There's no way.

Danielle and I do have a pretty crazy past, but we've been getting along

For now, I'm more confused than ever.

Take what you're first thought. I'm just trying to think, like, why would she

lie? You know, I'm just saying. Why would Danielle stop lying?

Danielle,

I'm sorry. People that have your problems think that things happen. So

doctor now? You're diagnosing me?

It's not hard to diagnose you. It's really not.

And, yeah.

So, anyway.

I'm not going to sit here and tolerate someone lying about something that I

they said.

Why can't everyone see that Dolores is clearly guilty?

Helen Keller could see that she's lying.

I came here with her. Let me just see.

Be careful, Teresa.

You're a big girl, but... What?

What's the matter?

She said it to me, Teresa.

Do you think I would ever say that?

Do I think you'd ever say that? No, I know that you don't think it, but, like,

think that she's coming back for revenge. Teresa better watch her ass.

Danielle had a lot of hard times because of what happened in their relationship.

And all of a sudden, it's water under the bridge? I don't think so.

All right, so listen, I'm really upset. I don't want to be here. I'm shaken by

all this, so I'm just...

I got to go.

I'm going to come.

Let's grab our bag. Let me just grab my bag in there.

I'll wait for you.

Guys,

she's really upset. She's crying.

Good. She should go. I'm going to take her home.

Teresa, I'm afraid for you.

Something's not right.

Okay. All right. Bye -bye.

Bye. Bye. Good night.

I don't understand how Ziggy and Dolores can be so dismissive. I mean, when

Ziggy cries, we all have to bow down and comfort her. I just think it's super

hypocritical. Like, I'm insulted and I'm embarrassed with Ziggy and how she

acted tonight. And surprise, surprise, I'm still waiting on my apology.

It's unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Listen, I warned her. If I wasn't a good friend, I wouldn't have

warned her.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Bye. I told you one day I'd put my name in lights.

She's only going to buy injections.

That's my wife.

Oh, here we go. That's my wife.

I'm leaving.

Bye. You don't discipline it that much because you're, like, scared we're going

to hate you.

She did nothing to you. I'm talking. No, no, she didn't do nothing to you. I'm

talking. Don't worry about it. It's draining.

You're 50.

Get over it. You're one of the ugliest human beings in the world for making fun

of me.

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