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Hi, honey.

This is what family is all about.

I had to wait a year for you to separate again.

You only have a little bit more days to spend time with me.

I'm not dying.

You can't even last two minutes listening to what I have to say. This is

why we connect more with Dad.

You and your sister never have time for me. I help everybody else, and I'm

falling apart in my own house. I'm not getting a new kitchen. I'm getting new

granite. This is a different house. I said new beginnings. That means building

friendship. I like to hear that. Jacqueline is going to be a grandma.

Grandma! See, I bring in the cake. You bring in crumbs.

Excuse me? I want to cut the cancer out.

We're not cancer.

I'm just...

Phony bitch. Go f*** yourself.

Who acts like that?

Be criminal.

Okay. It's done with Melissa and Teresa. And Teresa.

Hey, Jax, just called to see if you could make it. I need to try these three

looks and find someone to put them on.

Today is the first Envy fashion show.

Oh, my God. I know Jacqueline's not coming. She's not speaking to me. We

exchanged words. They weren't nice.

Do you like that?

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

What is really going on with Jacqueline? All day long she's bad -mouthed me to

Kathy. Anybody who would pick up the phone, she's been bad -mouthing me to

I set her up and tried to make her look like a no -show.

It doesn't make sense.

None of it makes sense.

Tonight's going to be an exciting night.

Ladies' Night goes off without a hitch. I hope everybody enjoys themselves. I'd

like to see you all back. Thank you.

The women loved it.

Thank you for your patience.

But Jacqueline thought I was setting her up to make her look bad that she just

didn't show up. All I did was call her. Jacqueline has to shut down.

Hey, Jax, it's Dolores.

Just called to see if you could make it.

Give me a call when you get the chance, okay? If you're really my friend, then

you know I would never do such a thing.

Even if I did what she thought I did, it did not warrant her reaction.

Right. I'm not shocked by how Dolores is, and let me explain to you why.

Dolores and I have been through so much with this group of girls.

It's like, that's it.

Enough is enough. She's now alienated herself from me.

But she better stop where she is. Right. Cut this.

Okay. Ready, guys? There's four sets.

One, two, three, and four. This is your first lineup.

Jordan, Justina. I think my heels are a little too high.

We're going to do this to no music just so we can practice the walk.

Remember to stay center as you're coming down, okay?

Set one, Jordan is first.

Hold it for me.

Look at you!

Hey!

Are you going to practice with my models? Oh, you look so cute. Hi.

We're here.

Come have a seat.

Okay. It looks like fashion week.

Totally. No, it does. Thank you. Let's go. Coco, you're up. I didn't sleep at

all last night.

I have no idea how to run a fashion show, how to get the models up there in

time. Beautiful. And now I have to do it completely on my own. Now, you know I'd

probably be in the Bahamas.

Thanks, Jackie.

Have a pina colada for me.

What's her name?

Justina. Justina. Give more lip.

When you hear the music, you're going to kind of move to the beat.

Let's go. There's people waiting. Let's go. Joey got married here. Brings back

so many memories.

Okay.

Okay, guys. Let's go. The fashion show is huge for me.

All the social media posts I'm going to put up, that's where all my national

sales are going to stem from.

That's what this is about today.

Is everybody feeling better now, now that we ran through it a couple times?

Made you some tea, honey.

What's going on? How do you feel?

I feel better.

Tonight's the fashion show, huh?

Would you have gone even if you weren't sick?

No, I don't blame you. The other thing that I just don't understand, like the

whole situation with Dolores, but there's something doesn't feel right.

I hope it went well for her because it was important.

Not sure why she called to ask why I wasn't coming when she knew why.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

There's something you got to get to the bottom of there.

I feel like some of your friends are not really your friends.

I'm going to wing this.

I'm so scared. I have to pee. It's pretty cool. She has envy on the thing.

I know. I love that.

So who do you know that's coming tonight?

I mean, I guess Dolores, Ziggy. Jacqueline coming?

I have no idea.

Like, I want nothing to do with her. She's a disgusting person, really.

She plants a bomb, waits for them to go off, and tries to be the end someone.

Like Osama Bin Laden.

She's calling me the criminal?

I feel like she's a criminal.

All right, so.

I've had enough talking about her.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Look at all these people.

I know. Doing good. I gave her a hard time.

I know. Shame on you.

How do I practice my catwalk like this?

How are you?

I love the hair.

Yo, what's up?

Hi,

how are you, honey? Is Jacqueline not coming tonight? I always like

I don't know what happened. I heard that she might have been sick. Oh, what the

f*** am I doing? Let's stand right here.

Like for real sick?

What's up, my man? How are you?

Hi, how are you?

Do I shake your hand or do I hug you? What do I do?

What do you normally do?

I'm done with my cousin. There's no confusion.

You don't want a relationship with me? My heart got hardened. Can you just

respect that?

Like, I don't wish her any ill will, anything.

I just...

I just want her to leave me alone.

It's been a while, right? How long has it been?

About a year and a half, at least. It's been that long, huh? I can't believe how

much she aged.

Hey, girl.

Hi. What are you doing?

I'm writing a speech.

Did you have a drink?

I don't know. I just was like, I'm happy to be here for you, but I'm, like, kind

of sad today.

Like, stressed out a little? Yeah.

Like, is it hitting you a little bit more? Yeah, like, I just miss him.

This is the first event without my husband.

It's been a week. And it's going to be hard days, sad days, but something that

we have to just do.

Yeah, yesterday, I feel like Daddy's been gone so long already.

Really? And that's how I feel, too.

But anyway.

I'm sure your speech is going to be wonderful. Oh, my God. Thank you. Well,

hello there, ladies.

Hello.

Ladies. I got to go to Kathy.

Kathy gets a hot alarm.

Kathy, I have to talk to you. Bye.

They're like rude.

She comes in, pulls Kathy away.

So anyway, you're one of the people that know Jacqueline.

I'm going to tell you exactly what went down. So I call Jacqueline when I get to

the gym.

To make her feel like I really wanted her there.

She didn't answer. And I get a scathing text message.

You want to set me up? So now all of a sudden it's a conspiracy?

And the paranoia that I'm not a good friend?

You know how she is. She feels like she's being left out. How is she being

out? She was invited to everything I have.

Are you open to talking to her? I'm probably too angry to talk to her right

But I know she loves you. No, I know. She loves 100%. What kind of friend?

It's an attack.

Unwarranted attack. A scathing text message.

That's Laura. She made me look like an asshole.

You know I was sick and not coming. Why would you call me and do that?

Hi, guys. Sorry.

I was supposed to be at the bar. Oh, that's all right. I went to the

Do you want me to leave you guys alone?

No, no. No, it's fine. I'm just talking about Jacqueline.

Listen, I wish her the best, too. She's just an evil person. I just want to stay

away from her. She's not an evil person. I know that.

Okay, I'm not saying this is wrong.

Exactly. So she's your friend. All right, she walked away. I'm going to go,

All right.

Wow.

Guys, let's start lining up. The second you get off that stage, turn into Sasha

Fierce, J -Lo, whoever your queen is. Find her.

I'm a little nervous. I'm not going to lie.

I'm just scared that I'm going to fall on my face, and I hate to fail.

I need a glass of wine. This is very nerve -wracking. I was just in this

walked in on something going on between Dolores and Kathy.

I don't know. Oh, Jacqueline is saying Dolores set her up.

Dolores is now pissed, and I said to her, there's something going on with

Jacqueline, and Jacqueline needs to, like, stop alienating people.

So at the end of the day, I'm not the type of person that when somebody's

through something to just say, you know what, see ya.

So how about if everybody comes to my house for lunch on Friday?

We get it all out. Do you have insurance?

Jacqueline's sweet at first. You're like, oh, my God, she's so sweet.

But then there's another side there that you're like, oh, no.

I think the fashion show is about to start. Should we go? Okay, let's go.

Hello, how are you?

Do you have any cake?

Let me see them.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

Guys, we're starting. Get back in line.

You, you, hold on. Stay right here.

you come in the middle tell him to start playing the music

You can't get the girls out fast enough.

It's over now.

Can I go?

Oh, my God.

Coco had to get a suit on. Let's go, guys. We need, we need, we need, we

we need. I don't know what to do.

Coming up.

It's better.

It's better.

Seriously.

Let's go, guys. We need, we need, we need, we need, we need.

Coco, we need Coco.

My heart's pounding.

I mean, I couldn't be any more frantic.

Coco, let's go. Where's Coco?

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Time to go, time to

go, time to go.

I want to show Joe that, you know, I did this, that I'm going to finish this.

It's okay. It's okay.

Okay, are you guys ready? Line up for the clap. Let's go.

I can't believe I did it.

I did it. I did it. Oh, my God. That was, like, fun and not all at the same

time.

First, I have to thank everybody at Envy and my partner, Jackie. Thank you to my

family, my three beautiful children.

Like, thank you for mom. We've been so busy lately.

And thank you for understanding why. This is why I was so busy.

I have to thank my amazing husband. How isn't he the cutest thing you've ever

seen?

I am extremely proud of what she accomplished tonight. She created a

a cake.

That's what you do.

Last but not least, I don't want to cry.

Last night, in the middle of the night, I felt a little tug on my pillow.

I looked around.

There was no one in the room, but I had a feeling go through me. And when I woke

up the next morning, you know, my mother reminded me that it was my father's

death 20 years ago that night.

So I feel like he's here right now.

Love you, Daddy. I hope you're proud.

Thank you, Jesus.

Okay.

Melissa. All right. Melissa.

Yes. Hi. Your speech was amazing.

Thank you. Your thing about your father. I'm not good at speeches. Can you do me

a favor?

Yes, ma 'am. Be at my house on Friday. We're going to have lunch. Oh, okay.

Theresa, me, you, Dolores, Jackson.

We're all going to have lunch together. Everybody's going to do it. Just like,

you know what?

Closure.

Okay. And you know what? With Jackson, it's just because now she's fighting

Dolores.

My God, it's like never ending. You, Teresa, and Dolores, I want Jaclyn to

out and say her piece. You say your piece.

No fighting, no yelling, no screaming.

We walk away like ladies.

That's it.

I'm there.

I love you, baby. I love you, too. Thank you so much for coming. I want to take

the pink tape.

Absolutely. They should be over there. Tell them to show you the pink tape.

Okay. I'll see you Friday around 1130.

What I'm hoping is that we all sit down.

And everybody gets a chance to say what they have to say so we can move forward.

Jacqueline! It would give us all closure and everyone can just shut up.

Not shut up.

No.

Shut up.

And move on.

I'm not trying to bring Lucy and Ethel back to life. I don't think Teresa and

Jacqueline are Lucy and Ethel. But I'm hoping that Jacqueline comes.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

What's happening, Mom?

I'm sorry.

You can order for me, Frank.

Oh, you don't want that, Mom.

Huh?

Hey, how are you? How are you doing? How are you doing? How about a garden salad

with grilled chicken over it? You see the face she makes?

Exactly.

She just told me. How about grilled shrimp?

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

So I I know something you said about me behind my back and you were wrong You

said the kitchen wouldn't get done. You're 100 % right I was amazed. I was

proud of you beautiful And you know what else you won't be getting a bill from

Giancarlo.

I'm not a payment plan. He's gonna let me pay him beautiful This past year.

been an absolute emotional and physical rollercoaster for me have more

confidence I needed to renovate my house, start a business, and Frank has

so good about it. But I want to thank you for everything you've done so far.

Wow, it seems like you're breaking up with me. I'm not breaking up with you.

You're just not going to have to pay for things the way that you did.

Why don't we plan?

To get remarried?

I'm kidding.

Am I in your life insurance policy?

Yeah. Okay, good. All right. I love Frank. He's a great guy.

But Frank's in a relationship.

You know, in that way, no, we're not together. But we're always going to have

bond that is not broken.

Nothing's come between that, and it's always going to stay that way.

I'm a little concerned when you said that, you know, that you're not going to

looking for me to help you out anymore.

You know?

You might like it. No, I don't think so.

You know how I am.

I mean, maybe you just don't need me as much financially, right?

Oh, no, that's it.

Yeah, no, oh, my God.

I can't cut my arm off.

You're like a part of me now.

Listen, it's not a clean break.

Kind of like how I felt when Frankie got his license.

Take care I don't need you anymore.

Did I ever tell you what your father said to me?

It could be a million things, Frank, what my father said to you. When all the

problems started to start.

Your father took me aside.

Quite honestly, I thought he was going to beat the shit out of me.

Other than that, he told me, quote, happens.

All right? But you don't turn your back on your family or your children, and we

will always treat you like family.

Okay? Was that something that always resonated in your mind?

100%. Whatever you did, it all worked out. Yes, it did.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you.

No, no. I keep my word. I said I'd pay.

You sure?

Oh, yeah. I'll pay this one, yep.

Oh, my God. I like this new Delores.

Don't get used to this.

Coming up.

Well, I wanted to pop in and see you, see how you're doing. I might put the

house up for sale.

Good to see you. All right?

Yeah. Bella!

Come here, Bella.

Come here.

What can I get you?

Espresso. Okay.

Espresso coming up. I've been getting emails from Joe, quite a few. Oh,

Yeah, not as much as from you. Well, I just missed his call.

I was doing yoga.

I'm getting certified.

You need to do 50 more contact hours. After those 50 hours, you're going to be

certified teacher? You think they'll have yoga for Joe, where he is?

Yeah, I don't know if he's going to do it. He should do it.

But he said he started working out. Good. He said he lost 10 pounds already.

Good for him.

Well, I know you're missing him, but you feel... I'm trying to keep myself busy.

I wear myself out until I'm done, and then I go right to bed. Right.

So what's going on now with finances?

I mean, before I got married, I always crossed every T, dotted every I.

Then Joe took care of stuff after we got married, so I'm going to go back to the

way I was. I might put the house up for sale.

Really? It's just a lot to maintain.

You know, I'm just making ends meet. I mean, I don't even know if I could keep

up with it. My finances right now are so shaky. So I want to get stable in my

life in order to provide for my four daughters.

And it's not easy for me to do. I'm on my own. I mean, we wanted to stay here,

not to shake things up with the children.

Right. You know, the kids have been through enough.

And we didn't want to do that to them. But I'll do whatever it takes to keep

family afloat. You know, Gia...

Like, I have to start saving up for college.

You believe that?

I mean, you know, I'm already stressing over it. And he just left.

You just got to take it one day at a time.

That's what I'm doing.

I just got something. Let me show you. Oh, about the book?

Yeah, about the book. I'm really excited.

Look.

Who sent that to you? The publisher. Oh, wow.

Yeah, isn't that awesome?

Now I'm going to hang that up in my office.

Hold on one second. Let me show you my other one.

Wow. You should hang them side by side. I am. And be very proud of both of them,

by the way. I am.

Looking at skinny Italian and turning the tables, I'm definitely a different

person.

You stupid bitch!

Bow your head to your heart. Of course, I like who I am better now.

I do, because I've been through so much, and I'm still standing, and I'm proud

of who I am.

And now I just can't wait for my husband to come back home.

You know I'm here for you, anything you need.

You've got a lot of really good people. So don't ever feel like you're by

yourself. No, I know. Thank you for everything. Thank you for coming. All

Good seeing you.

Bye. Take care.

Piggy and her mom's coming over.

Okay. Her mother is a lot like you, Ma. She does nothing for herself.

And her whole life is her family and her kids. Then she's a happy woman.

I used to try to change you all the time. Come on vacation with me.

Someday. I told you, I dreamed I was on a plane. It's good enough for me.

Ready?

Yes. Lauren!

Lauren!

Oh, my gosh. Don't be scared.

Mom, it's not going to bite you. No, don't worry. You look beautiful.

Mom! I'm here.

Hello, honey.

How are you?

Hello,

Rachel. How are you? It's nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you. Let's see what my mom has here.

We've got meatballs mixed with matzo balls.

Yeah, and I'll make more matzo balls.

That's the soup.

I made it.

Mom, this you can't have. This is not kosher. This is not allowed to have. I'm

not eating that. No, don't worry. You don't have to tell me. I won't eat it. I

need two eggs. You guys can do whatever you want to do as long as I don't have

to cook.

All right. Here you go.

This is you and my mom. All you do is want to give, give, give.

You take care. That's the way my mother was, too, though. My generation is

different because they got in a little bit more selfish.

But Dolores and I think that the both of you should be a little bit more selfish

because you're selfless.

Our moms come from an era where that's just the way it was.

Now it's different. But the heart and the core is still there because Siggy

would throw herself in front of a train for her children, as I would too. That

is a true love of a mother.

Let's bring everything in! Sig, I'm following you.

Wow, beautiful.

A toast to our mothers for being fabulous, selfless women.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

I'm going to try the soup.

You make the back soup?

Your soup. It's delicious.

Absolutely delicious.

So Dolores and I are going through the same thing with Frankie and Joshua.

They think their license said you're an adult, you're a man now.

You could be free. I'm sitting here complaining about Joshua.

Before I went to Israel in 11th grade, I went into the Cherry Hill Mall and I

started taking things off the shelves and putting it in my purse.

Okay? Because I wanted to get caught so somebody would put me in jail and keep

me in America.

And I went in front of the judge, and the judge says, okay, you stole all

things, size 14, size 6, size 2. And he goes, I'm not understanding this. What's

going on here?

I said, how would you like it if your parents had to move you to a country

you didn't know?

Whatever it is, I want to stay in America. I love it here.

He says, case dismissed. Get her out of here. This girl's not a thief.

My mom is sitting there like... And your husband didn't know anything? No.

No, that was between us.

In my family, I've got some issues.

I'm not afraid to admit it, and I'm owning it. But I'm going to move

and I'm going to listen to my children, I'm going to listen to my parents, but

I've learned a whole great deal about myself.

I just want to say that for the rest of my life, I will be taking care of my

mother. Me too.

The same way that she took care of me.

You know what? Once I was able to hear the noise inside my home, I was able to

start hustling and moving forward to fix those relationships.

Not perfect, but we're getting there. See how lucky we are.

So we have a situation with Dolores and I that we have our friends, and some of

them are not getting along right now.

There's got to be a way to get us all back together. I don't think so.

Why not?

See, Mom, you think like me. You're walking over to where it says do not

the animals, and watch what happens.

Go.

Yeah. What are you doing?

Come here, my love.

Go eat. You made me dinner?

Why'd you do this?

Because I love you.

Go, go, go, go.

What did you eat?

Come on, go, go.

You're sweating. Are you cooking all day?

Okay, okay.

Oh, yeah.

You knew where to find everything?

Chicken.

What is this dinner for? The best for the best.

Well, you've been just working so hard with the bashing show.

Did you get a big response?

Yeah, my online sales should be, I think, triple.

That's right.

I'm a little suspicious.

I mean, if he thinks I'm going to scale back, it's not going to happen.

You know how I said you make the crumbs and I make the cake?

Oh, don't remind me.

You bring in crumbs.

See, I bring in the cake.

I apologize.

You need my crumbs, don't you?

No, I didn't say that.

Are you apologizing or not?

I'm telling you that your husband loves you.

You know, I stand by you.

I'm a lucky man.

I'm proud of her.

Hi.

I made dessert. You want dessert?

Did you order this from somewhere?

Is that how you treat me?

Oh my God, I feel like we're in a nice restaurant.

Try that.

I love you.

You really are a good husband.

Anything for you.

You got any cappuccino?

I got cappuccino. I like it with the little stick, little candy stick.

I got the candy stick that you like.

Tonight, I'm in the mood for your candy stick.

I'm in the mood for the candy stick. I thought I had my cappuccino.

You see it with the candy stick? No!

Oh, my God.

You got heavy.

Coming up. I think you're an evil person to the core.

If you can't face me one -on -one because you're too scared. I'm facing

right now.

I have the private room reserved.

I'm going to remove these from the table.

These cannot stay on the table.

I want to bring the girls together because I want Vermont to be laid to

Hello? Hi, honey.

Hi, Jessica. I just want you to know that I haven't heard from Jacqueline, so

don't know if she's showing up or not.

Originally, I wanted it at the house, but then I'm thinking, you saw what

happened in Vermont.

I can't take those chances of having it in my house.

Have you seen my house? I'm really hoping that she shows up because I want

get closure, and I know that everybody here wants to get closure.

Dolores knows the real Jacqueline, and I can't wait for her to let it out

because they go way back, like way back even before me.

She probably knows her better than you, right? Yeah. I hired security just in

case.

Do you know why Ziggy last minute changed to rails instead of her house?

She's probably, like, afraid that something might happen in her house.

I don't know what Jack is capable of. She's, like, toxic, evil, like,

She is psycho.

Security? Yes, you are.

So here's the situation.

We've got five girls here. We've had situations in the past where it's gotten

heated. I know that these girls, they can fight if somebody does...

use their hands, I want it stopped immediately.

I really don't feel like Jacqueline's happy that the two of us are spending so

much time together. I mean, I think her biggest problem is that she's super

paranoid. Because I have never... Sorry, there's no excuse.

If she comes to lunch, I hope... I'm telling you, I have a sister -in -law,

because I care about her, don't give her another chance. She goes around hurting

other people. It's really sad. Maybe that's why she's like a miserable woman

that doesn't leave her house.

She's like a...

Cuckoo bird. She's an alien.

She's got issues.

Tell me, who does something like that? I want to plant those in my house.

Wait, who?

Can I tell you something?

Hopefully we can just, like, get some closure here on everything, whether it

whatever it is. I'm coming for a nice lunch. I can give to Debra and

I doubt she's even going to come. No, I'm sure she'll come, like I said, for

five minutes.

Cigarette.

You came!

Hi.

I want to start crying.

I know how hard it is.

No, I'm not going to cry because it's right here.

I'm so angry, frustrated, sad, but I'm so happy that you came. How are you

feeling? Good. I feel much better.

You still sound sick, though.

I feel much better, too.

Okay. I came for you because I know how it feels to be that person in the

middle. Seeing the people around you that you care about fighting?

Yes. I took it too far in Vermont, and I said horrible things to Teresa.

And I take accountability for that.

That was very deeply hurtful. I know.

Okay. But at least I say it to your face.

Right. I don't pretend to be somebody's friend while I really don't want to be

their friend. Teresa was pretending.

Melissa... jumped on the bandwagon because I think she was getting a little

intimidated that Teresa and I were getting close. And that's why I wanted

everybody to come to the table and say their piece.

But the goal for me today is you and Dolores for me.

Here's where I stand with that. I saw the way it went down in Vermont.

I couldn't even put my ass on the chair before. Everybody tried to talk for each

other.

Hi. Hi.

Do you want hot tea?

Hot tea with honey, maybe?

Hot tea?

That could be dangerous.

Why? If I decide to throw it.

No, no, no, I trust you. Thank you so much. I think you've had a lot of time

cool down. I get where Siggy's coming from, and I want to be able to make it

more comfortable for everybody.

Let's be adults about it and get out how we're feeling. I will be more than

happy to explain where my anger was coming from, where my hurt was coming

I want one -on -one. You can be there if you want to be a mediator. We're going

to do it the way you want to do it. Right.

I want to see... Dolores first. Dolores first. Thank you. I don't even know what

happened to Dolores. I was always supposed to speak at her event. I didn't

a voice.

You didn't have a voice. I understand all that, but you know when two people

don't talk, and then one person misinterprets something, and it spins

control? Right. Look, when I tell you, Dolores loves you, and you've been such

good friend to her, and vice versa. I love Dolores, too.

Dolores would text me, like, you, you, yeah, with, like, all these you's, but I

know Dolores.

She explodes, but the next second, like, she's over it. Of course I'm willing to

listen to Dolores' side.

And then I want to see Teresa's second. And then we all can have closure, and

then we live happily ever after.

Yeah. We'll talk about that after I talk to Teresa.

I just want to get to the bottom of where that animosity is coming from and

able to move on in a civil way.

But I don't believe she's a sincere person.

And Melissa, I just have no interest in her. I think she's unimportant.

I don't think that Teresa, I don't want to say has the capacity to, I'm not

going to, she, no, she, no, but I don't think that she can sit there and really,

Jacqueline, don't do the job.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm going to cry again.

I can't.

I want to apologize. I really, I'm sorry.

Thank you. This is called class. This is making my day.

We've been through too much. I got cranky.

I was cranky too. I've been sick.

Right off the bat, I want you to tell me everything.

I want you to get it all out.

I mean, there's really nothing to it. I didn't understand why you called and

asked if I was coming. It made me feel like, why has she asked me?

Because she knows I'm sick. And then I'm thinking, is she mad at me that I'm not

there? No, I just wanted you to feel like you were wanted there.

I knew you weren't coming.

Anyway, I'm sorry. I called you, like, a bitch and stuff, and I called you

probably from you. I said you wanted to take it back.

But I hear that from you, too, and I get mad, and I'm the same way. But I know

you, and I know your heart. I kind of like our little fight because we're so

close that we can fight like that and talk like this, so I'm fine.

I want you in my life. Okay. All right.

However, there's two people that I don't. I only want to talk to them one

-one. That's what it's going to be. I'm not sitting in a room with all of them.

I am not going to walk into another situation like I did in Vermont where I

couldn't get a word out. No.

Okay. Here we go.

Coming up. I would like to talk one -on -one with Teresa. Well, you don't call

the shot.

I think I am calling the shot today.

I only want to talk to them one -on -one. And that's what it's going to be.

not sitting in a room with all of them.

Okay. Here we go.

I think you need to have your peace. Since Teresa's been out of camp,

Jacqueline's never trusted the friendship.

But Teresa's like, you know what, Siggy?

I was sincere.

Then why did she take the first opportunity to end the friendship?

Hi. Hello.

One at a time. One at a time. Okay.

We're leaving.

Hi. Hi.

How are you guys doing?

Everything is great.

Teresa,

can I have you sit here?

Huh?

And then Melissa, can you leave? Let me just sit.

Is she kidding?

I want to talk to you one -on -one. And you don't tell me what to do. No, but I

want to talk to you one -on -one. Well, we could do that. We don't have to leave

the room.

Jacqueline's barking orders at me. No, are we doing this?

I'm not your child. I didn't come out of your vagina.

Who are you? Can you take her out here so I can have one of my kids?

They're not going to listen to me.

I need to know now because I have a ride waiting for me. Why do we have to talk

one -on -one? Because that's how I like to do things. Oh, that's how you like to

do things? Yeah. Well, you don't call the shots.

I think I am calling the shots today.

Hold on. Hold on. We're not using the right approach. Jonathan said that it's

better for her just to talk to you one -on -one because when it's not, it would

be both of you, both of you. Like we're meeting with the teacher.

It's kind of stupid, okay? I don't like that word.

Oh, sorry.

Miss Teacher?

Is that better?

Bitch better?

It's better?

That's so classy. Yes, isn't it? I learned from you.

Melissa, would you please leave the room?

Bitch, I am not your dog.

We should all just talk like adults. I would like to talk one -on -one with

Teresa. No, one -on -one, we'll talk one -on -one with you.

Jackson's giving them orders.

Nobody wants to be spoken to like they're a child. I'm disappointed in the

delivery of it all.

Listen, I want you guys to be in the room.

I want you guys to see how she works.

I think you're an evil person to the core. You're describing yourself.

And if you can't face me one -on -one because you're too scared, let everybody

leave and let me have my one -on -one and you can tell me what you want.

When everybody yells at us, we need to speak softly to each other. Let's try

It's something new for all of us. No.

Oh, you're too scared.

Why am I scared? You need a backup?

Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I need a backup. I need a backup.

Yes, I need a backup. Yes, I need a backup.

I'm kidding you. You're evil. Call me when you can talk to me one -on -one.

You're evil to the core. That's why security's here. Call me when you can

one -on -one.

I mean, why did I think I could come here and have a one -on -one

with these morons?

They're freaking animals.

What are we, animals? Exactly.

And she's not calling the shots.

Sorry, Dolores. Until she has the ball, it's basically one -on -one without an

army. You know what? As far as I'm concerned, Jacqueline, why would you

want a conversation?

At least we talked.

Well, I'm glad to.

I love you. I love you. She's a coward. No, she's running because she's exposed.

She loves when Jacqueline's in a situation where she feels like she has

control. Run, Forrest, run.

It could have been. Can I please talk to you in private?

And then what would you have said? No, right? Melissa, would you mind? Can I

have something, Graham? Neither one of you were going to sit and talk with her

alone. So, Melissa, you are. I want a hundred percent. Go get her. You and I

could go together because I'd like to tell her she was wrong. Okay. Okay?

Melissa, she's a conniving, twisted bitch. You understand?

Okay. So, I don't want. All right. Time is wasted. Let's go. You're in agreement

that the way that this was just handled was wrong on her side. Yes or no?

Yes. Then let's go.

Let's go.

Where is she?

Where's Jacqueline?

I'm not, like, afraid to sit with her. I just don't want to sit with her.

I'm not going back to your brother and saying I left Teresa in a room alone

Jacqueline and now Teresa has problems.

Jacqueline? Is that her in the Range Rover?

Dolores, you're taking off your shoes? I can't walk in these. I just got a

pedicure. I don't care.

Hold on!

Oh, my God. What if there's glass on the floor, Dolores? Then you pick it out.

Jacqueline!

Wait a second.

Jacqueline! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Jacqueline!

Oh, come on.

Okay.

Ziggy and I, we tried our best. Melissa and Teresa both came in with a chip on

their shoulder, and then Jacqueline...

Pointing at them and saying, I'll talk to you and I'll talk to you. First of

all, on a good day, you don't speak to an Italian person like that.

That relationship's over.

This is the last ditch effort. We're grown women running down a driveway with

shoes on. She wants them out of the room so then she could go back and tell

them. So that no one tells her she's wrong.

Didn't work.

Wait, why are your shoes on? I like your shoes. Can you guys tell me one thing?

She's gone. Forget it.

called it. I knew she was going to come five minutes ago.

She'll be here for five minutes. You have nothing to hide. You don't get up

run. Just talk to her. So watch this.

You just made up with Jacqueline. Everything's fine.

Oh, you made up with Jacqueline? Yeah. Because she wanted to. You had five

with her. You had 11 years with her, correct?

No, I had no years with her. She's done.

She's dead to me. I wanted to give her the kiss of death today, but I can't

look at her. She makes me sick. She makes me want to She vomited.

She took off her mask. That's what she did. I don't want to talk about it

anymore. I don't think anybody was mentally prepared for this meeting.

She's a disgrace.

This is hate.

Listen, guys, I just wanted to say I've been home now three months, and it feels

like I've never left.

Good. I'd have to say I think that has a lot to do with you guys, too. Aw.

Thank you for being there for me. Oh, my God, I'm going to give you a hug.

Do not give me the kiss again.

Do not.

Hold on.

Namaste.

Just got to entertain

me until my honey gets home.

Can I buy you a little thing that takes a battery?

No.

Look, I still walk with my head up high because I know who I am. I know who my

family is. I know who my husband is.

Wait, when are you going to go see Joe?

Like any second now.

I want to come see Joe with you. I would love for you to come.

Hopefully I'll be on the list.

There's no list. There's a list. No, there's not.

Teresa, put my name on the list.

There's no list. If he wants you to come. Oh, if he wants?

Yes. Then he'll tell you you can come.

Okay, good. Now, of course you'll be calling him. I'm teasing him. No, I

Well, this is nice.

I'm glad it ended on a good note. And then the fabulous five has become the

fabulous four.

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