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on the Real Housewives of New Jersey I would never know in a million

years that you guys had like this bad dinner at Jacqueline We were thinking

maybe going to Vermont you guys kind of You're talking me into it. For your,

like, mental health.

We should have lunch, the three of us.

Would you like to have lunch?

Don't bring up my family.

It's between Teresa, Kathy, and Rosie.

Kathy called our father a coward.

I'm so glad you guys could come to hopefully find a place where we can be a

family again. With us guys, there's just been a lot of turmoil.

I want to cut the cancer out, really.

Well, we're not cancer.

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

You're saying that you don't want ever to hang out and laugh and hug and be a

family ever again?

Your answer to me right now is no.

Is that what you're saying? You don't want a relationship with me? My heart

hardened. Can you just respect that?

I'm not going to beg anymore, Teresa.

Right. Please. I don't want you to. I'm not. I mean, I don't know what else to

say, guys. I just wish you guys all the best. The same here.

It's the most that we came out of this. It's just possibilities.

You know, time bends all.

And we've opened the door for each other to know that we are here for each other

should we need it.

I mean, come on. Like, we're still cousins. We're still blood, you know.

guys never need anything. My door's always open.

I've got to bring Gabriella to soccer.

All right. All right. You ready, honey?

Yeah. Say hi to the family. Family, you too.

Don't cry.

I wanted to know that the door is open.

Don't cry.

Stop, all right?

Exhausting.

You all right?

Yeah, just something going on.

I get so emotional with you now all the time, you know?

You know, we were taught never to cry.

I was, like, done.

Mentally exhausted.

They can't fault me for not having a desire to hang out with them.

If that's how you feel, that's how you feel. Right. The old you, you would have

been, you would have went off. You didn't.

Yeah.

And I feel good. See, I just, you know, after you cry and you do that heavy,

that one heavy breath.

You feel better. Now I'm good.

Hi. How are you?

I'm so nervous.

It's got to be about done talking.

What do you think happened? I don't know what happened, but I told Teresa, if

you want to end it, end it. Say it to their face. Be honest about it. Right.

walk away and say, you know what? Don't say we're good if we're not. Right.

the table so um yeah i want to know how it went because yeah me too okay i'll go

get it hello hey hey i'm gonna merge you in with your sister sure all right hold

on hello hi rosie hi what happened she just said that she had a lot on her

plate and she kind of just wants to be left alone and i said our door is always

open for you and then she said my door is open too

You know, I feel almost able feeling happy and sad at the same time.

I want her to be okay. That's really what's in my heart. I don't know

All right, ladies, I love you guys.

Love you guys. Bye.

That was a good thing that happened.

At least they can understand. They're not going to get anything from her. But

anyway, I'm glad that this happened for them today. And we're going to take them

away, and everything's going to be good at the end of the day.

Only time will tell.

You're such a party pooper!

What, honey?

They're doing their homework.

I hate my sisters.

Melania, you should watch what you say.

I don't hate my sisters.

So tell them you love them.

I love you.

What are you packing?

Packing for Vermont, honey.

Melissa put a trip together.

My girlfriends are like my sisters.

And I need my girlfriends to support me during this tough time.

And I'm trying to, you know, keep it together.

It's hard.

When are you leaving tomorrow?

After you guys leave for school.

I want you guys to spend time with Daddy, okay? Because then soon he'll be

leaving.

That'll be fun, right?

You won't even care that mommy's gone.

Because you're going to have daddy.

Yes.

When you guys had enough, then

you say mercy.

Say mercy.

Say mercy.

What are you doing,

little munchkin?

Come on.

How am I going to get it back if you're in there?

It's nice that you set this trip up.

I mean, Teresa, you know, we had that lunch with Kathy and Rosie.

She was crying after. She's very stressed out. Any little thing makes her

now. That's why I want to do this. I see her head starting to race again.

It's coming to a head, I guess. I think it'll be relaxing, like no craziness,

more of like, Joey, Joey, easy. Ouch.

I think it'll be nice. Well, ski, you love to ski. I'm not really a great

I get kicked off the mountain when I ski. I should have went to the Olympics.

I'm so good at skiing. You say that about everything. You say you're a great

baseball player, soccer player, football player. I mean, you're really not good

at all of those things. I'm good at everything.

Our goal on the Vermont trip is just to have fun and not to worry about

anything. I'm just an amazing athlete. Let's do I Married You because you can

everything. I know. And you're hung like a horse.

Yeah.

I'm inviting people that I think are going to let us all have a good time.

Teresa loves Robin and Christina.

Happy New Year!

They're a really nice couple, so I figured that'll be a great fit.

Jacqueline and Teresa have been getting along. Let them have some time to, like,

hang out. I mean, I don't know if they're back to, like, besties, but I

know. I'm sensing something from Jacqueline lately.

Why? I almost feel like since Teresa and I have been getting along so well,

she's saying she wants us together, but I'm not feeling it.

She's being, like, a little sketchy. Shut up!

I've had enough of you guys whispering.

Maybe she's really not 100 % with Teresa. I think she's still doubting

she's super paranoid with me right now. I'm not staying the whole time. Too long

with all you ladies.

All you ladies. I thought you liked to be around ladies.

Oh, yeah.

Love these.

OMG. Love that.

Oh my goodness.

Hi. I always love when you come.

I still can't get over the store from where you were.

I think I want that.

I think I want that. It's time to move. You've been with me from day one. I've

been coming at your fashion shows for years.

Speaking of that, we are having another one.

They always scare me.

Finally!

Saved by the bell.

Hello. We were getting hot and heavy.

She's like, I'm coming to pot.

Oh, I love this. You want me to show you the rest? I wanted you to show us

around. Kim can be an instigator.

Kim can throw the pot.

Him and Teresa were both involved in exposing Melissa as a stripper, even

Melissa wasn't a stripper.

You're a scum of the earth. Get out of here. You run your freaking mouth.

And you are nothing.

I play with the big boys.

He could be your best friend or your worst husband.

Jacqueline, I'm going in here. Jacqueline will not wear anything

That's adorable.

You look fabulous.

I like it. Welcome to Jersey.

Come on, let me see.

Okay. This is too short.

This is too short. I don't look good in it.

I want this, and I want it also in

black. I think you would like Melissa's store, too. Well, I'm going to go to

Melissa's store. Well, you guys are in competition. I'm so sorry, because I'm

taking this in every color. I love it, I love it. But I heard through one of

Melissa's old employees that this kid, Derek, who's running her store... This

is... This is Frank.

Yeah. ...drags to everybody how he sells stories about Teresa.

Thinking to myself, you know what? This is the kid that sold the video at my

fashion show of Teresa selling her book.

Teresa went to Posh Fashion Show.

She was selling her book there.

Having a book signing. And taking cash for the book. Because she didn't have a

swiper. And it was at a time where it looked bad that she was taking cash.

Here it is.

And there's Derek with the camera.

What if she knew Derek did all this? And he's still the manager of her store.

I mean, if I were Melissa, I'd at least want to find out the truth. If what Kim

is saying is true, are you sure you want this person in your day -to -day life

who is saying malicious things about your sister -in -law?

She has worked so hard for this point, and she's getting along with Teresa.

As long as I live, I will never believe that they like each other and that

they're true friends.

Do they really connect? Do they really have that bond?

I don't know. They've learned how to coexist.

They're not coexisting at the store. Derek's there.

Okay. Can we shop now? Yes, we can.

I'm obsessed with these clothes.

I'm going to do this for when you get back home.

It feels like spring and we're going to Vermont.

Vaginal rejuvenation.

Things are nasty.

It's 70 degrees here. I have a hat on, really.

Where the f*** are you going with that hat?

How are you looking?

Get out of here, man.

Put it on.

Hi, sweetheart.

How are you?

Are you excited to go too? I have the bus coming in 10 minutes. Chris, you

missed it last time. We had such a good time.

Joe,

what are you going to do while we're gone?

He has kids to take care of. I got a lot of things to do. I got to clean up

outside. I got to do a bunch of s***.

Buzz is here. All right, come on.

Let's go.

All right, I love you.

You're not going to miss me?

Yeah, I'm going to miss you. All right, make sure you spend time with the girls.

Bella, you've got to go inside.

She loves me this dog.

I have to sit as close to the back as possible. I get nauseous.

Joe brought the bagels. I'm so glad you're staying. Joe is not

allowed to travel out of the state.

No judge will let him come.

He's going away in a couple weeks.

Would you suck?

Bye, Joe.

Coming up. You want to be the one to relay the message? No, I'm not relaying

message. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

All right, so who skied? I've never skied in my life. I was thinking, I'm

she's probably the best skier. You're really kidding me?

And then we think that you've been skiing forever.

Never.

We're going to ride the chairlift.

That counts. You have to get back down.

No, no, no. It's not like Seaside Heights. You can go around like the

Guys, guys. Hey, hey, hey. Listen.

You women, slow down.

Talk one at a time. Joe just got here. He's ready to kill himself.

I thought I was a woman producing milk. I

think the milk stopped on this bus.

It's a very powerful thing. The power of the pussy.

Holy shit.

I'm glad I got one hanging.

A wonderful weekend.

You guys, listen, I just wanted us all to like get away, bond a little bit. And

I just thought it would be nice for you because, you know, they're going to be a

little bit of a single parent for a little while. I've been a single mother.

I can help you with anything you need. You have a lot of people in your life to

help if you need it. Teresa, I'm the only one you can count on.

You try to date my sister, you son of a bitch. I should have been here running

along.

Is that true?

They went on one date.

Really? Yeah, this is the truth. When they went on their date, she talked

Joe the whole time. My sister set us up, obviously, Dina.

But I called Dina because she's a really nice girl.

But she seems like she's really into this guy, Joe.

And I'm not down with that. That's so cute.

You're going to make me cry, so I'm not doing that.

Don't you cry.

I know. My brother, I look at him the other day. He made me cry.

I met with, you know, my cousin and Rosie, but I wasn't crying because I was

of what I said to them. I cried just because I have a lot going on.

I'm going to go against the grain and say something because I have to say that

Rosie is one of the most unbelievable people I've ever met in my lifetime.

She's really hurting. It's like when you break up with a guy, you love them, but

there's just no feeling there. I think they have the best.

It's done. You told her she could come to your house if she wanted.

No, no. I'm not even going there. They're never going to call me. I'm

going to call them.

Door's closed.

Done. I feel bad that Kathy and Rosie are thinking maybe there is hope when

there's no hope at all.

They just want the family to be in a good, peaceful place.

I'm just saying, if Teresa's name comes up, Rosie said she'll take down anybody

who talks about you. Like, she's going to take her down. Like, what are you

going to do?

Like, it's just so dumb.

Actions speak more than words.

So blah.

Blah, blah, blah.

She's just saying it. She's trying to say something nice.

It's up to her. She doesn't want it. Oh, yeah.

That's her choice, her prerogative. But don't feed it. I have my own issue with

Rosie. Are you really going to ignore me?

No, I'm not ignoring you. I've been, like, traveling more.

Why aren't you contacting me and you won't respond to me? You know what? I'm

going to talk anymore to this girl.

Rosie has her own issue with her cousin. Those are two separate things.

Robin and Rosie were really close at one point.

and then they had a falling out, and Robin doesn't understand what happened.

The way I feel about Rosie is that it hurts me.

Robin's like, Rosie, you keep coming back for your cousin. I'm asking you

happened with our friendship, and you won't even acknowledge me.

It's tough. It really is.

Like, I've been hanging out with you a little bit. There was a part of me that

was, like, kind of watching you because I didn't know if you were one of those

that were in her ear.

Robin runs me the wrong way. She reminds me of some of the other people that

have... come around in Teresa's circle, as I like to call them, Teresa's

soldiers. They are only sticking by her side, yes or no to death.

I know it's her friend not to push her in a direction that she's uncomfortable

with. It makes me question if Teresa's changed.

It just doesn't make sense.

I thought you guys ended things good and you were going to have each other's

back. And I'm confused of why you're letting them, like, attack her.

I want nothing to do with them. You want them in your life? No, I understand

that. They're not in my life. But you need to make that clear to them. It is

clear. Trust me.

Jacqueline, Rosie and Kathy came out of the meeting maybe thinking, okay, well,

let's close for now.

She's saying no. So if you want to be the, like, I don't know.

I am not.

Are you sick?

Are you hearing what I'm saying?

No, it's not me. You're talking about it the most. So if you want to be the one

to relay the message. No, I'm not relaying a message. Tell yourself.

No, but you're so into it. I'm just letting you know the message was not

Are you hearing me? That's what I'm saying.

You know, Charisse is not really feeling the cousin thing right now. So

Jacqueline's like, putting it on a platter, putting it on a platter. She's

annoying. Don't you annoy me.

Not pushing it at all. That's not what I'm saying. It looks like you're pushing

it.

Yeah, Teresa, I am not pushing it at all. Don't push it. Don't push.

Don't push. I said if you don't want it, I totally understand it. Okay. Make it

clear. That's it.

That's all I'm saying.

What I love.

What you said to them is my door is always open. You

were just being nice, but you were saying, listen, I'm done. Because they

family. You put up with it for a long time, stuff that you didn't like, where

it was other people, you would have cut them off a long time ago. Now, I don't

care. I'd rather worry about Teresa, Judith, everybody else.

I don't blame you at all. The place where you screwed up.

When you said, my door's open, someone's mine.

Oh, wow, her door's open. That means I can go over and show up with flowers or

cake. Okay, I want to get to show up. All right, but listen, that's, I think,

where the confusion was. But I think you're making it really clear right now.

Yeah, very, very clear.

Got it.

And I don't want to get all mugged. I'm going to get it. Like, this is so dumb.

Like, can we open a bottle of alcohol?

Robin's hyper and doesn't really.

mesh well with the other girls? I don't know.

Are we

there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I can't

take it. I need to move.

I thought it would be fun to take a party, but I may have been wrong.

It stopped being fun five hours ago.

We're here.

Hey, look, Brady.

I'll take one of these after eight hours. Thank you.

So everything's kind of in a big loop here. I think you'll be dining in here

tonight. This is our kind of casual apres -ski bar.

No one would bat an eyelash.

Really?

Yes!

I'm so sorry, ladies. I'll be at the desk all night if you need anything.

Lucinda, thank you so much.

Finally, we're here.

I guess you guys take this one, because you guys are double, so you guys could

go.

It's like a little love bungalow. I love that we have our own. This is going to

get freaky.

Oh, freaky?

Chris, come here. Let me see our room.

Well, can they be on the same floor? I don't want to hear them.

Because I don't want to hear them.

We don't want to hear you, so you guys go downstairs. We're coming upstairs.

Come up here, Joe.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Undress me, baby.

I'm so tired. Thank you.

Okay, so I'm wearing, that's one.

Oh, that's so cute.

Then I'm going to pretend that I'm in Russia. You're a Russian Jew.

Oh, that's sexy on you. I like that on you.

Coming up.

By you calling me a soldier makes me want to rage on your pad.

You guys, that was a tense ride.

It was intense.

It got scary, and guess what? Don't you feel better that you asked her? What did

you mean? I feel so much better.

Jacqueline's so involved.

Why is she jumping in every chance? You know, she's friends with them.

Hello, it's my family. Let's go eat. I gotta eat.

This is so wrong.

My name's Kevin. I'll be taking care of you. How many tacos coming in order?

Two. What are you guys getting for drinks? I want a Cosmopolitan. Thank you

much. You took your boobs out?

Yes. And that's what they look like? Yes. I hate you.

FYI. I was going to say, they look great. I'm so drained for being your own

boobs. I just felt like it's a Dolores. I'm like, Dolores, look at this. She

goes, nice hit. I promise you. Oh, Dolores.

Is there you guys see any single guys?

For Dolores? Yes. I do see a bunch at the bar.

Right, but we don't know if they're single. What are you looking at? We're

looking for single men.

One there, one there.

So we'll just split it up. Thank you. This looks so good.

George, can you pass the wings down?

How are things at Envy? Are you finding the balance?

Yeah, it's been really good. Starting to come together now?

Uh -huh. It's been good.

Oh, guys, by the way, I'm having the first annual fashion show for Envy.

Yeah, I'm so excited.

If you need me to model, I'm available.

Will you do it?

Absolutely. I love it.

If he does it, I'll do it. No, no, you and the models. I want you to wear the

chain like you do that comes out of your wallet.

She knows I'm sexy. I got it.

I just want to say something, guys.

I just want to thank everyone for, you know, coming and hanging out with me

before, you know, Joe leaves.

I'll always cherish this time.

I really will. I'm glad that we're the ones here. I'm glad to be a part of it.

Thank you. We'll get through it. You'll be fine.

And I think life will be better than ever.

Thank you. We want everything for you.

L 'chaim, honey. L 'chaim. L 'chaim.

How do you say l 'chaim in Italian?

Salute. Salute.

Want to go have a go? Yeah.

Let's go play shuffleboard.

Burr!

You guys want to sit by the fire pit?

All right, come on, Joe. Let's go. Come on.

I'm going to build a snowman. Hold on.

But while you're building a snowman, I just want you to know we went to Kim D's

store.

Kim D's like, I just have to voice my concern. She goes, my concern is Derek.

Teresa was at...

a book signing at Kim D's event, and she was taking books for cash.

He took the video and sold it to the tabloids. Teresa got in big trouble for

this? Yeah. What her concern is, you have this guy working in your store that

sells stories to the tabloids, potentially hurting you, hurting Teresa.

you guys talking about?

Derek. Let me tell you something about Derek. Derek had, like, a...

an internet TV show. He wants to be a host. That's his dream in life. So what

would do is come to events. You know when you go on these red carpets and

sometimes you'll get like a random, and you're like, I don't know who he is, but

I'm going to be nice.

So he probably was one of those. Well, he then met Jackie, my partner, who gave

him a different opportunity. So what did he know about managing a store?

Managing a store, Jacqueline, is putting people on the book, taking the

inventory, and doing my social media.

I swear, Kim D, like, she'll just, like, scrape at the bottom of the barrel to

cause, like, turmoil.

That's how Kim D rolls. But now you're on to, like, my 21 -year -old employee.

It's so stupid.

I can't fire someone because Kim D doesn't like them.

See if she has the facts to back up what she's saying. This person set people up

to try to make me look like a stripper.

I know your sister -in -law. She actually worked for me at a little

club. If I was, I'd... I would own it because that would make me hot and sexy.

But I wasn't.

Do you like him?

No, I do like her, but... He's a fucking troublemaker, you know it. Things did

happen with the past fashion show.

It went down, and I got blamed for it. I never met this guy in my entire life.

You said you did, and you saw him in the salon today or something? Yeah, that's

the first time I ever saw the guy.

Yeah. So why did you go tell my sister when I set her up? You're trying to

but you just caused problems.

That wasn't too cool, and it had nothing to do with it.

Before that...

I did a book signing at her fashion show. I didn't want to.

And somebody told the story.

Do you think it was Derek?

I don't know. But you know what? It's you. Just look into it. No, I did.

No, no, I did. That's it.

That's all we're saying.

Not accusing you of anything. Just do your research on the guy. My gut is

telling me he's a good kid.

I trust your word. We're done. We're done. That's it. Can we move on to

something else now?

Why don't we go inside, guys?

I'll be out here. I have frostbite on my toes.

Sit down.

You want to fight?

No. Let's fight.

These women, they bicker. They bitch and they knock about all kinds of stupid

things. I'm glad I was born a man.

So all that time you girls were bitching, that whole time? No, I was

marshmallow. That's the kind of friend that I am. I did what I did.

Hold on a minute, because know that I think that you're a really good person.

Just without you complaining one thing.

Multiply that by a thousand, and that's this person right here.

Okay, okay.

You don't feel it? Jacqueline and I.

Hold on, now I want to answer.

What do you think of me? You confuse the living f*** out of me.

I don't think you're very direct with a lot of things. I'm not direct.

You prejudged me in a way that you felt an opportunity to attack

me.

So wait, when you're saying I'm not direct, you would have rather me said, I

don't like you because you're trying to... No, I don't think that either one

you should be judging either one of you.

My initial thing with you was you're playing the loyal soldier.

Patterson's out there. I'm not worried about it. The lawyer is. I make my own

decisions, and I don't need you, who doesn't know me, and who shouldn't judge

me, to call me a... And what were you calling me before you knew me? Can you

Teresa, please?

I don't understand why it's so important for Robin to bring Teresa in on my

argument. You can't handle this on your own. Why are you calling for backup?

They're going at it, guys. I don't know.

Really?

About what?

No, they're going at it.

I'm not a soldier, it's a Teresa.

I feel like you kind of are, a little bit. You're f***ing making me mad now.

What is your problem?

By you calling me a soldier makes me want to rage on your f***ing ass.

Do it! Do it! What the f***? Stop it!

What? I don't even understand. It's like a category 5 hurricane.

Shut the f*** up. Oh, shut the f*** up. Come on! Coming up. I thought you said

you cleaned house. You forgot to take the f***.

You said you wanted to do something on my ass? I was handing it to you on the

platter. If you're going to threaten to rage all over my ass, you better f***ing

do it. What's the matter?

I'm Teresa's soldier, says Jacqueline. You go to people and then you go on the

side. What do you mean on the side? I'm in your face.

You got issues.

Pay attention, little girl.

Little girl? Just because your tits are bigger than mine doesn't mean I'm

f***ing with you. That's so stupid.

I've never seen Robin act like this. I wouldn't be surprised if Jacqueline

crossed the line.

There's no need for that bulls***.

I mean, she did punch her sister -in -law. Carolyn.

Crazy. You talk a lot. I'm not intimidated by you. That's all great.

don't want to punch you in the face. That doesn't mean that you need to.

You threatened to punch me in the face. I just think you have an ugly one.

That's the only difference. I prayed for it. You are an instigator, man. Guys,

you need to go to sleep, and we need to revisit this tomorrow. That's it. Okay,

Jackson, let's go.

I thought you said you cleaned house. You forgot to take the garbage out.

I'm going.

We're going. Our husbands are over here. Bye, Joe. Bye, Chris.

I'm tired from last night. My plan is right now to ignore Jacqueline because I

don't really feel like talking to her for five seconds.

Jack? Chris?

She's not answering. Chris is not answering.

Okay, Jackson.

I love you, Jack.

You put the flame on too high, Melania.

Look, you're burning. You're going to make the smoke alarms go off. And watch

yourself and don't burn yourself.

You think I'm like you?

Go sit down and eat. I'll give you annoying.

Calm down, Padre.

That's a perfect pancake.

Eat your pancakes.

Don't make a mess from it.

I don't want it.

Melania, really.

All right, you drop one piece of syrup somewhere and you're going to get it.

I'm going to kick you.

Really hard.

I think you got up too early. I think you need to go back to bed.

I'm really happy you didn't go to Vermont.

I'd like you to stay with me.

You know I love you, isn't that? I love you.

Go get me some water.

Go get yourself some water.

I get you water when you ask me to.

You never do.

I'm looking forward to dog sledding.

The dogs are going to leave without us. No, no, they can't be done. Okay. This

is a once -in -a -lifetime. I'm not coming back to any smelly place.

Hi. Good morning, gorgeous.

Morning. Where's everybody?

Jacqueline's not coming out of her room.

Why?

She's not answering the door. I think she's very frustrated and hurt and

I don't get it. I mean, maybe she needs some time to relax. I don't know.

Surprise, surprise.

Jacqueline's not coming out of her room.

She's the one that antagonizes the situation and then tries to play victim.

Robin gets worked up. I understand that. And a switch goes off.

Jacqueline became defensive, and it's a cocktail for World War III, and that's

that. Hey.

Wait, who is that? Is that?

What's up? Good morning.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

Wow. Oh, you guys have a chef in here cooking breakfast? I'm like, what the

hell? You're like a cat. You really do look like a cat.

Jacqueline's not coming today.

Why? I mean, they can talk it out when they see each other.

That's what I thought. But you know what? You know what? When Jacqueline

upset, that's what she does. Right.

Where's Chris then? He's with her? Yeah.

Why isn't she coming out of her room? I think she is taking a break from it

because it was so heated. Robin was telling her she's going to punch her in

face. I'll fuck you up.

Like, I wouldn't tell somebody to punch me in the face. And, like, they were

really close.

And I think she might have did it.

Ho, ho, ho.

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning. You have to take your breakfast to go. Okay. Is Jacqueline

No. Oh, that's bad.

What happened last night?

She kept talking about doing something to my ass, so I gave her my ass.

I sat on her.

You sat on her?

I'm like, you want my ass? I'm like, here's my ass.

Here's my ass. What are you going to do with my ass?

What are you going to do with my ass? Down girl, down girl. Hey, don't you

it? Don't you like it?

You guys are out of control.

We need to spend some time together anyway.

And I'm ready for my birthday.

Let's get this show on the road.

This is nice. Look at it. Country living.

I'm reaching out to her and she's not texting me back, so I just hope she's

okay. I feel like she got what she wanted.

She pushed all of Robin's buttons. Robin got upset and mad.

At the end of the day, I really just want Teresa to enjoy herself.

I don't know.

I get afraid of dogs.

Wow. Wow, look at that.

I can't wait to get to these babies.

Oh, my gosh. There's a lot of dogs here. Hi, I'm Dolores. Nice to meet you. I'm

Jim. Welcome. Nice to meet you, Jim.

Thank you for having us. Look at these babies.

They look kind of mean.

Are they nice?

They're very friendly.

They sound like my wife. I can't.

You're like the dog whisperer. There was one dog that stood out to me. He would

come and stand there like a gentleman.

There was something about this dog that reminds me of Boo. It's like this

human's dog.

I want to be the one pulling the dogs on the sled. I don't want the dogs pulling

me. We'll have a nine -dog team. They average about 10 miles per hour. We'll

load up, two or three of you, and we'll go for a spin. Oh, wow!

This is great, Ray!

Oh, my God!

I can't speak.

I'm scared.

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

Coming up.

Chris has to leave tomorrow, and I think I'm going to go with him.

That's not what we want.

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

Can you take a picture of us?

Thank you, ladies, for being here with me. Oh, you're welcome.

Love you.

Isn't this fun?

I wish that Jacqueline would have been able to come and enjoy this with us,

I mean, she gets herself so upset. It's a shame, really. We got a text message.

She wrote, there's nothing wrong. Made love a little bit and fell asleep for

first time. We have slept in ages. Out to breakfast in town. OK. Now that I

she's OK.

Let her have a few hours with her husband, and then we'll all meet up for

dinner. I had fun dog sliding. I'm glad we came.

Yay!

This is the coolest thing ever!

All right, now who wants to ski? You guys are going to go skiing. We're going

head back to the hotel. Let's go, let's go.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

Now this, I'm enjoying.

This is us.

Great day.

I'm excited to ski.

I wish my honey was here. He knows that his ski's so good.

You like walking?

I like walking. Now, if you let the basket down on the snow.

On the basket? That's good. Okay.

Okay. Good.

Wait, sideways.

It's kind of hard. It's a good arm workout, and it's a good leg workout.

Holy. Oh, my God. Do you need help?

No, I got it.

Oh.

I'm glad things are going good with Sash. I really mean that. We're in a

place, and I know we're going to stay there. We really want it. I mean, that's

why, because we both want it. Yeah. But I mean, with Jacqueline, she's the only

one. It's not going as well as you and I. You've got to help me try to

understand her. I don't know.

I thought I knew her, but I don't know her anymore.

My relationship has changed with her a little bit. You know, I almost feel like

she feels like she can't trust me anymore.

It's almost like she has this paranoia. Like, if I'm going to be this close with

Teresa, then I can't be tight with her anymore.

That seems a little shady to me.

I think I'm just going to go home with you guys, to be honest with you. But you

can't let somebody ruin your fun, you know? At the end of the day, you know,

should you be the one to leave? But listen, if Robin's closer to her now,

maybe she wants to spend her time with. I don't want to hear that.

Well, well, look at the love story. Better than us.

We were ignoring you. I'm sorry. We just wanted a day to sleep in. I know you

guys were ignoring me, but after a heated fight when somebody is ignoring

I'm worried.

Anyway, we got your text. Yeah, we had a good time.

Chris has to leave tomorrow, and I think I'm going to go with him.

Robin did threaten to rage on my ass. She did threaten to punch me in the

I know she has it in her.

Obviously, the next time we see each other, it's going to get even worse.

I know me, and I know her.

Bad combination.

Week is about Teresa.

And, you know, she wants to be around the people that she feels good around.

And Robin, one of her good friends, they're not bad people. I told her.

amazing. I mean, unless you say I was her puppet, like they were my soldiers.

don't freaking tell her what to do. She can do whatever the hell she wants.

Jacqueline, she's very calculated. And she's hurtful.

And she hits you where it hurts.

Robin, you're my soldier, right?

Hop to. Come on.

Come on. Run.

Be faster. Let's go.

Joe, he's in the wind.

Are you okay? Melissa, go help your husband. Joe, you're going to hurt your

back. God damn it. Go help my brother go.

What happened?

You're going to twist your ankles.

Oh, my God.

If it was just Jacqueline, Dolores, Ziggy, Melissa, and Teresa, would you be

having fun right now?

Oh, we'd be on the ski slope.

We'd be down there. Our watch was magical. Okay, so there's your answer.

I've got to go inside. I've got to make some clothes. I'm late. I'll come in

there in just a second.

Somebody's got to get rid of her. I have to tell you, I'm really, really

uncomfortable because I love you.

And I don't think that... That's okay. I want you guys to stay here and have a

good time. We're not going to have a good time if you're not here. So I'm

to be hanging out. I don't know, Robyn. Listen, your job is to keep Teresa

happy. But I'm not going to go and have cheese and syrup from Vermont when

Jacqueline is not here. It's stupid.

I'm at my wit's end right now. The nonsensical fighting.

The turning on each other.

I have had it. This group of friends to me are family.

And there's someone in the mix now who comes in who I don't know very well,

arguing with another friend.

Somebody or everyone has to go.

I love you.

I'm going to go tomorrow.

I love you. I love you. I don't want it to be a problem. I want you guys to have

a good time. And I'm not, I'll remove it. That way no one else will tell

anything.

That's not what we want, Jacqueline. I love you.

Coming up.

They're leaving.

You're not leaving. Robin is a threat here.

Do you want me to pack your stuff or do you want to pack it? Take me two seconds

to pack.

I'm sure I'll be able to spend time with Teresa another time.

Let her have it.

Knock, knock.

I feel like somebody's coming up here with direction.

I have direction. This is the way I see it. I have two friends here that are

threatened. You were threatened.

verbally that she was going to hit you. And I have Teresa now.

She's on probation.

I know that. If she's in the middle of a scuffle, she has a huge problem. Teresa

has the most to lose.

Time to get involved.

That's a bad mix. Because you challenge me, I challenge you right back.

Something is going to happen. There will be a fight.

It's easier if I leave. Listen, whether you leave or not, that's on you.

But I feel like my place is to let Teresa know.

That it's not good to be around someone like this because it could potentially

put her in a bad position.

When we fight within our group, it's different because they've been in our

for a while. This girl just came out of nowhere.

I don't disagree with you.

Yeah. I know where your heart is. I don't disagree with her.

First of all, I'm not staying here without you. We're staying united.

They're leaving.

You're not leaving. If we really love Teresa, then we have to protect her

against a fight possibly coming.

Again, when it got heated, Robin was going, Teresa, get Teresa in here.

Why were you calling me before you knew me? Can you get Teresa, please?

Why the f*** would you call Teresa in here, you dumbass?

What the f*** is wrong with that girl?

I need to speak to Melissa, who invited her. The way I see it, Robin is a threat

here. You should ask her to leave.

Next time at the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I'm not going to tell Robin to leave.

Come on, you have to breathe.

It's like a soap opera around here. I feel like I'm in the psychiatric ward.

looking at which window I'm going to jump out of. Why don't you rage all over

your own ass? I did this for you. Your table's a flippin' bitch.

Am I flippin' any tables? You think I'm a bitch? You're four -nose shots. You're

a fake bitch. Oh, yeah, no. Everything Tracy said about you might have been

true.

Don't fuck yourself.

You're a criminal. Oh, my God.

If New Jersey wasn't eight hours away, I'd start walking now.

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