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would never know in a million

years that you guys had like this bad
dinner at Jacqueline We were thinking

maybe going to Vermont you guys kind of
You're talking me into it. For your,

like, mental health.

We should have lunch, the three of us.

Would you like to have lunch?

Don't bring up my family.

It's between Teresa, Kathy, and Rosie.

Kathy called our father a coward.

I'm so glad you guys could come to
hopefully find a place where we can be a

family again. With us guys, there's just
been a lot of turmoil.

I want to cut the cancer out, really.

Well, we're not cancer.

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I
think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love
it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

You're saying that you don't want ever
to hang out and laugh and hug and be a

family ever again?

Your answer to me right now is no.

Is that what you're saying? You don't
want a relationship with me? My heart

hardened. Can you just respect that?

I'm not going to beg anymore, Teresa.

Right. Please. I don't want you to. I'm
not. I mean, I don't know what else to

say, guys. I just wish you guys all the
best. The same here.

It's the most that we came out of this.
It's just possibilities.

You know, time bends all.

And we've opened the door for each other
to know that we are here for each other

should we need it.

I mean, come on. Like, we're still
cousins. We're still blood, you know.

guys never need anything. My door's
always open.

I've got to bring Gabriella to soccer.

All right. All right. You ready, honey?

Yeah. Say hi to the family. Family, you
too.

Don't cry.

I wanted to know that the door is open.

Don't cry.

Stop, all right?

Exhausting.

You all right?

Yeah, just something going on.

I get so emotional with you now all the
time, you know?

You know, we were taught never to cry.

I was, like, done.

Mentally exhausted.

They can't fault me for not having a
desire to hang out with them.

If that's how you feel, that's how you
feel. Right. The old you, you would have

been, you would have went off. You
didn't.

Yeah.

And I feel good. See, I just, you know,
after you cry and you do that heavy,

that one heavy breath.

You feel better. Now I'm good.

Hi. How are you?

I'm so nervous.

It's got to be about done talking.

What do you think happened? I don't know
what happened, but I told Teresa, if

you want to end it, end it. Say it to
their face. Be honest about it. Right.

walk away and say, you know what? Don't
say we're good if we're not. Right.

the table so um yeah i want to know how
it went because yeah me too okay i'll go

get it hello hey hey i'm gonna merge you
in with your sister sure all right hold

on hello hi rosie hi what happened she
just said that she had a lot on her

plate and she kind of just wants to be
left alone and i said our door is always

open for you and then she said my door
is open too

You know, I feel almost able feeling
happy and sad at the same time.

I want her to be okay. That's really
what's in my heart. I don't know

All right, ladies, I love you guys.

Love you guys. Bye.

That was a good thing that happened.

At least they can understand. They're
not going to get anything from her. But

anyway, I'm glad that this happened for
them today. And we're going to take them

away, and everything's going to be good
at the end of the day.

Only time will tell.

You're such a party pooper!

What, honey?

They're doing their homework.

I hate my sisters.

Melania, you should watch what you say.

I don't hate my sisters.

So tell them you love them.

I love you.

What are you packing?

Packing for Vermont, honey.

Melissa put a trip together.

My girlfriends are like my sisters.

And I need my girlfriends to support me
during this tough time.

And I'm trying to, you know, keep it
together.

It's hard.

When are you leaving tomorrow?

After you guys leave for school.

I want you guys to spend time with
Daddy, okay? Because then soon he'll be

leaving.

That'll be fun, right?

You won't even care that mommy's gone.

Because you're going to have daddy.

Yes.

When you guys had enough, then

you say mercy.

Say mercy.

Say mercy.

What are you doing,

little munchkin?

Come on.

How am I going to get it back if you're
in there?

It's nice that you set this trip up.

I mean, Teresa, you know, we had that
lunch with Kathy and Rosie.

She was crying after. She's very
stressed out. Any little thing makes her

now. That's why I want to do this. I see
her head starting to race again.

It's coming to a head, I guess. I think
it'll be relaxing, like no craziness,

more of like, Joey, Joey, easy. Ouch.

I think it'll be nice. Well, ski, you
love to ski. I'm not really a great

I get kicked off the mountain when I
ski. I should have went to the Olympics.

I'm so good at skiing. You say that
about everything. You say you're a great

baseball player, soccer player, football
player. I mean, you're really not good

at all of those things. I'm good at
everything.

Our goal on the Vermont trip is just to
have fun and not to worry about

anything. I'm just an amazing athlete.
Let's do I Married You because you can

everything. I know. And you're hung like
a horse.

Yeah.

I'm inviting people that I think are
going to let us all have a good time.

Teresa loves Robin and Christina.

Happy New Year!

They're a really nice couple, so I
figured that'll be a great fit.

Jacqueline and Teresa have been getting
along. Let them have some time to, like,

hang out. I mean, I don't know if
they're back to, like, besties, but I

know. I'm sensing something from
Jacqueline lately.

Why? I almost feel like since Teresa and
I have been getting along so well,

she's saying she wants us together, but
I'm not feeling it.

She's being, like, a little sketchy.
Shut up!

I've had enough of you guys whispering.

Maybe she's really not 100 % with
Teresa. I think she's still doubting

she's super paranoid with me right now.
I'm not staying the whole time. Too long

with all you ladies.

All you ladies. I thought you liked to
be around ladies.

Oh, yeah.

Love these.

OMG. Love that.

Oh my goodness.

Hi. I always love when you come.

I still can't get over the store from
where you were.

I think I want that.

I think I want that. It's time to move.
You've been with me from day one. I've

been coming at your fashion shows for
years.

Speaking of that, we are having another
one.

They always scare me.

Finally!

Saved by the bell.

Hello. We were getting hot and heavy.

She's like, I'm coming to pot.

Oh, I love this. You want me to show you
the rest? I wanted you to show us

around. Kim can be an instigator.

Kim can throw the pot.

Him and Teresa were both involved in
exposing Melissa as a stripper, even

Melissa wasn't a stripper.

You're a scum of the earth. Get out of
here. You run your freaking mouth.

And you are nothing.

I play with the big boys.

He could be your best friend or your
worst husband.

Jacqueline, I'm going in here.
Jacqueline will not wear anything

That's adorable.

You look fabulous.

I like it. Welcome to Jersey.

Come on, let me see.

Okay. This is too short.

This is too short. I don't look good in
it.

I want this, and I want it also in

black. I think you would like Melissa's
store, too. Well, I'm going to go to

Melissa's store. Well, you guys are in
competition. I'm so sorry, because I'm

taking this in every color. I love it, I
love it. But I heard through one of

Melissa's old employees that this kid,
Derek, who's running her store... This

is... This is Frank.

Yeah. ...drags to everybody how he sells
stories about Teresa.

Thinking to myself, you know what? This
is the kid that sold the video at my

fashion show of Teresa selling her book.

Teresa went to Posh Fashion Show.

She was selling her book there.

Having a book signing. And taking cash
for the book. Because she didn't have a

swiper. And it was at a time where it
looked bad that she was taking cash.

Here it is.

And there's Derek with the camera.

What if she knew Derek did all this? And
he's still the manager of her store.

I mean, if I were Melissa, I'd at least
want to find out the truth. If what Kim

is saying is true, are you sure you want
this person in your day -to -day life

who is saying malicious things about
your sister -in -law?

She has worked so hard for this point,
and she's getting along with Teresa.

As long as I live, I will never believe
that they like each other and that

they're true friends.

Do they really connect? Do they really
have that bond?

I don't know. They've learned how to
coexist.

They're not coexisting at the store.
Derek's there.

Okay. Can we shop now? Yes, we can.

I'm obsessed with these clothes.

I'm going to do this for when you get
back home.

It feels like spring and we're going to
Vermont.

Vaginal rejuvenation.

Things are nasty.

It's 70 degrees here. I have a hat on,
really.

Where the f*** are you going with that
hat?

How are you looking?

Get out of here, man.

Put it on.

Hi, sweetheart.

How are you?

Are you excited to go too? I have the
bus coming in 10 minutes. Chris, you

missed it last time. We had such a good
time.

Joe,

what are you going to do while we're
gone?

He has kids to take care of. I got a lot
of things to do. I got to clean up

outside. I got to do a bunch of s***.

Buzz is here. All right, come on.

Let's go.

All right, I love you.

You're not going to miss me?

Yeah, I'm going to miss you. All right,
make sure you spend time with the girls.

Bella, you've got to go inside.

She loves me this dog.

I have to sit as close to the back as
possible. I get nauseous.

Joe brought the bagels. I'm so glad
you're staying. Joe is not

allowed to travel out of the state.

No judge will let him come.

He's going away in a couple weeks.

Would you suck?

Bye, Joe.

Coming up. You want to be the one to
relay the message? No, I'm not relaying

message. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

All right, so who skied? I've never
skied in my life. I was thinking, I'm

she's probably the best skier. You're
really kidding me?

And then we think that you've been
skiing forever.

Never.

We're going to ride the chairlift.

That counts. You have to get back down.

No, no, no. It's not like Seaside
Heights. You can go around like the

Guys, guys. Hey, hey, hey. Listen.

You women, slow down.

Talk one at a time. Joe just got here.
He's ready to kill himself.

I thought I was a woman producing milk.
I

think the milk stopped on this bus.

It's a very powerful thing. The power of
the pussy.

Holy shit.

I'm glad I got one hanging.

A wonderful weekend.

You guys, listen, I just wanted us all
to like get away, bond a little bit. And

I just thought it would be nice for you
because, you know, they're going to be a

little bit of a single parent for a
little while. I've been a single mother.

I can help you with anything you need.
You have a lot of people in your life to

help if you need it. Teresa, I'm the
only one you can count on.

You try to date my sister, you son of a
bitch. I should have been here running

along.

Is that true?

They went on one date.

Really? Yeah, this is the truth. When
they went on their date, she talked

Joe the whole time. My sister set us up,
obviously, Dina.

But I called Dina because she's a really
nice girl.

But she seems like she's really into
this guy, Joe.

And I'm not down with that. That's so
cute.

You're going to make me cry, so I'm not
doing that.

Don't you cry.

I know. My brother, I look at him the
other day. He made me cry.

I met with, you know, my cousin and
Rosie, but I wasn't crying because I was

of what I said to them. I cried just
because I have a lot going on.

I'm going to go against the grain and
say something because I have to say that

Rosie is one of the most unbelievable
people I've ever met in my lifetime.

She's really hurting. It's like when you
break up with a guy, you love them, but

there's just no feeling there. I think
they have the best.

It's done. You told her she could come
to your house if she wanted.

No, no. I'm not even going there.
They're never going to call me. I'm

going to call them.

Door's closed.

Done. I feel bad that Kathy and Rosie
are thinking maybe there is hope when

there's no hope at all.

They just want the family to be in a
good, peaceful place.

I'm just saying, if Teresa's name comes
up, Rosie said she'll take down anybody

who talks about you. Like, she's going
to take her down. Like, what are you

going to do?

Like, it's just so dumb.

Actions speak more than words.

So blah.

Blah, blah, blah.

She's just saying it. She's trying to
say something nice.

It's up to her. She doesn't want it. Oh,
yeah.

That's her choice, her prerogative. But
don't feed it. I have my own issue with

Rosie. Are you really going to ignore
me?

No, I'm not ignoring you. I've been,
like, traveling more.

Why aren't you contacting me and you
won't respond to me? You know what? I'm

going to talk anymore to this girl.

Rosie has her own issue with her cousin.
Those are two separate things.

Robin and Rosie were really close at one
point.

and then they had a falling out, and
Robin doesn't understand what happened.

The way I feel about Rosie is that it
hurts me.

Robin's like, Rosie, you keep coming
back for your cousin. I'm asking you

happened with our friendship, and you
won't even acknowledge me.

It's tough. It really is.

Like, I've been hanging out with you a
little bit. There was a part of me that

was, like, kind of watching you because
I didn't know if you were one of those

that were in her ear.

Robin runs me the wrong way. She reminds
me of some of the other people that

have... come around in Teresa's circle,
as I like to call them, Teresa's

soldiers. They are only sticking by her
side, yes or no to death.

I know it's her friend not to push her
in a direction that she's uncomfortable

with. It makes me question if Teresa's
changed.

It just doesn't make sense.

I thought you guys ended things good and
you were going to have each other's

back. And I'm confused of why you're
letting them, like, attack her.

I want nothing to do with them. You want
them in your life? No, I understand

that. They're not in my life. But you
need to make that clear to them. It is

clear. Trust me.

Jacqueline, Rosie and Kathy came out of
the meeting maybe thinking, okay, well,

let's close for now.

She's saying no. So if you want to be
the, like, I don't know.

I am not.

Are you sick?

Are you hearing what I'm saying?

No, it's not me. You're talking about it
the most. So if you want to be the one

to relay the message. No, I'm not
relaying a message. Tell yourself.

No, but you're so into it. I'm just
letting you know the message was not

Are you hearing me? That's what I'm
saying.

You know, Charisse is not really feeling
the cousin thing right now. So

Jacqueline's like, putting it on a
platter, putting it on a platter. She's

annoying. Don't you annoy me.

Not pushing it at all. That's not what
I'm saying. It looks like you're pushing

it.

Yeah, Teresa, I am not pushing it at
all. Don't push it. Don't push.

Don't push. I said if you don't want it,
I totally understand it. Okay. Make it

clear. That's it.

That's all I'm saying.

What I love.

What you said to them is my door is
always open. You

were just being nice, but you were
saying, listen, I'm done. Because they

family. You put up with it for a long
time, stuff that you didn't like, where

it was other people, you would have cut
them off a long time ago. Now, I don't

care. I'd rather worry about Teresa,
Judith, everybody else.

I don't blame you at all. The place
where you screwed up.

When you said, my door's open, someone's
mine.

Oh, wow, her door's open. That means I
can go over and show up with flowers or

cake. Okay, I want to get to show up.
All right, but listen, that's, I think,

where the confusion was. But I think
you're making it really clear right now.

Yeah, very, very clear.

Got it.

And I don't want to get all mugged. I'm
going to get it. Like, this is so dumb.

Like, can we open a bottle of alcohol?

Robin's hyper and doesn't really.

mesh well with the other girls? I don't
know.

Are we

there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet? I can't

take it. I need to move.

I thought it would be fun to take a
party, but I may have been wrong.

It stopped being fun five hours ago.

We're here.

Hey, look, Brady.

I'll take one of these after eight
hours. Thank you.

So everything's kind of in a big loop
here. I think you'll be dining in here

tonight. This is our kind of casual
apres -ski bar.

No one would bat an eyelash.

Really?

Yes!

I'm so sorry, ladies. I'll be at the
desk all night if you need anything.

Lucinda, thank you so much.

Finally, we're here.

I guess you guys take this one, because
you guys are double, so you guys could

go.

It's like a little love bungalow. I love
that we have our own. This is going to

get freaky.

Oh, freaky?

Chris, come here. Let me see our room.

Well, can they be on the same floor? I
don't want to hear them.

Because I don't want to hear them.

We don't want to hear you, so you guys
go downstairs. We're coming upstairs.

Come up here, Joe.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Undress me, baby.

I'm so tired. Thank you.

Okay, so I'm wearing, that's one.

Oh, that's so cute.

Then I'm going to pretend that I'm in
Russia. You're a Russian Jew.

Oh, that's sexy on you. I like that on
you.

Coming up.

By you calling me a soldier makes me
want to rage on your pad.

You guys, that was a tense ride.

It was intense.

It got scary, and guess what? Don't you
feel better that you asked her? What did

you mean? I feel so much better.

Jacqueline's so involved.

Why is she jumping in every chance? You
know, she's friends with them.

Hello, it's my family. Let's go eat. I
gotta eat.

This is so wrong.

My name's Kevin. I'll be taking care of
you. How many tacos coming in order?

Two. What are you guys getting for
drinks? I want a Cosmopolitan. Thank you

much. You took your boobs out?

Yes. And that's what they look like?
Yes. I hate you.

FYI. I was going to say, they look
great. I'm so drained for being your own

boobs. I just felt like it's a Dolores.
I'm like, Dolores, look at this. She

goes, nice hit. I promise you. Oh,
Dolores.

Is there you guys see any single guys?

For Dolores? Yes. I do see a bunch at
the bar.

Right, but we don't know if they're
single. What are you looking at? We're

looking for single men.

One there, one there.

So we'll just split it up. Thank you.
This looks so good.

George, can you pass the wings down?

How are things at Envy? Are you finding
the balance?

Yeah, it's been really good. Starting to
come together now?

Uh -huh. It's been good.

Oh, guys, by the way, I'm having the
first annual fashion show for Envy.

Yeah, I'm so excited.

If you need me to model, I'm available.

Will you do it?

Absolutely. I love it.

If he does it, I'll do it. No, no, you
and the models. I want you to wear the

chain like you do that comes out of your
wallet.

She knows I'm sexy. I got it.

I just want to say something, guys.

I just want to thank everyone for, you
know, coming and hanging out with me

before, you know, Joe leaves.

I'll always cherish this time.

I really will. I'm glad that we're the
ones here. I'm glad to be a part of it.

Thank you. We'll get through it. You'll
be fine.

And I think life will be better than
ever.

Thank you. We want everything for you.

L 'chaim, honey. L 'chaim. L 'chaim.

How do you say l 'chaim in Italian?

Salute. Salute.

Want to go have a go? Yeah.

Let's go play shuffleboard.

Burr!

You guys want to sit by the fire pit?

All right, come on, Joe. Let's go. Come
on.

I'm going to build a snowman. Hold on.

But while you're building a snowman, I
just want you to know we went to Kim D's

store.

Kim D's like, I just have to voice my
concern. She goes, my concern is Derek.

Teresa was at...

a book signing at Kim D's event, and she
was taking books for cash.

He took the video and sold it to the
tabloids. Teresa got in big trouble for

this? Yeah. What her concern is, you
have this guy working in your store that

sells stories to the tabloids,
potentially hurting you, hurting Teresa.

you guys talking about?

Derek. Let me tell you something about
Derek. Derek had, like, a...

an internet TV show. He wants to be a
host. That's his dream in life. So what

would do is come to events. You know
when you go on these red carpets and

sometimes you'll get like a random, and
you're like, I don't know who he is, but

I'm going to be nice.

So he probably was one of those. Well,
he then met Jackie, my partner, who gave

him a different opportunity. So what did
he know about managing a store?

Managing a store, Jacqueline, is putting
people on the book, taking the

inventory, and doing my social media.

I swear, Kim D, like, she'll just, like,
scrape at the bottom of the barrel to

cause, like, turmoil.

That's how Kim D rolls. But now you're
on to, like, my 21 -year -old employee.

It's so stupid.

I can't fire someone because Kim D
doesn't like them.

See if she has the facts to back up what
she's saying. This person set people up

to try to make me look like a stripper.

I know your sister -in -law. She
actually worked for me at a little

club. If I was, I'd... I would own it
because that would make me hot and sexy.

But I wasn't.

Do you like him?

No, I do like her, but... He's a fucking
troublemaker, you know it. Things did

happen with the past fashion show.

It went down, and I got blamed for it. I
never met this guy in my entire life.

You said you did, and you saw him in the
salon today or something? Yeah, that's

the first time I ever saw the guy.

Yeah. So why did you go tell my sister
when I set her up? You're trying to

but you just caused problems.

That wasn't too cool, and it had nothing
to do with it.

Before that...

I did a book signing at her fashion
show. I didn't want to.

And somebody told the story.

Do you think it was Derek?

I don't know. But you know what? It's
you. Just look into it. No, I did.

No, no, I did. That's it.

That's all we're saying.

Not accusing you of anything. Just do
your research on the guy. My gut is

telling me he's a good kid.

I trust your word. We're done. We're
done. That's it. Can we move on to

something else now?

Why don't we go inside, guys?

I'll be out here. I have frostbite on my
toes.

Sit down.

You want to fight?

No. Let's fight.

These women, they bicker. They bitch and
they knock about all kinds of stupid

things. I'm glad I was born a man.

So all that time you girls were
bitching, that whole time? No, I was

marshmallow. That's the kind of friend
that I am. I did what I did.

Hold on a minute, because know that I
think that you're a really good person.

Just without you complaining one thing.

Multiply that by a thousand, and that's
this person right here.

Okay, okay.

You don't feel it? Jacqueline and I.

Hold on, now I want to answer.

What do you think of me? You confuse the
living f*** out of me.

I don't think you're very direct with a
lot of things. I'm not direct.

You prejudged me in a way that you felt
an opportunity to attack

me.

So wait, when you're saying I'm not
direct, you would have rather me said, I

don't like you because you're trying
to... No, I don't think that either one

you should be judging either one of you.

My initial thing with you was you're
playing the loyal soldier.

Patterson's out there. I'm not worried
about it. The lawyer is. I make my own

decisions, and I don't need you, who
doesn't know me, and who shouldn't judge

me, to call me a... And what were you
calling me before you knew me? Can you

Teresa, please?

I don't understand why it's so important
for Robin to bring Teresa in on my

argument. You can't handle this on your
own. Why are you calling for backup?

They're going at it, guys. I don't know.

Really?

About what?

No, they're going at it.

I'm not a soldier, it's a Teresa.

I feel like you kind of are, a little
bit. You're f***ing making me mad now.

What is your problem?

By you calling me a soldier makes me
want to rage on your f***ing ass.

Do it! Do it! What the f***? Stop it!

What? I don't even understand. It's like
a category 5 hurricane.

Shut the f*** up. Oh, shut the f*** up.
Come on! Coming up. I thought you said

you cleaned house. You forgot to take
the f***.

You said you wanted to do something on
my ass? I was handing it to you on the

platter. If you're going to threaten to
rage all over my ass, you better f***ing

do it. What's the matter?

I'm Teresa's soldier, says Jacqueline.
You go to people and then you go on the

side. What do you mean on the side? I'm
in your face.

You got issues.

Pay attention, little girl.

Little girl? Just because your tits are
bigger than mine doesn't mean I'm

f***ing with you. That's so stupid.

I've never seen Robin act like this. I
wouldn't be surprised if Jacqueline

crossed the line.

There's no need for that bulls***.

I mean, she did punch her sister -in
-law. Carolyn.

Crazy. You talk a lot. I'm not
intimidated by you. That's all great.

don't want to punch you in the face.
That doesn't mean that you need to.

You threatened to punch me in the face.
I just think you have an ugly one.

That's the only difference. I prayed for
it. You are an instigator, man. Guys,

you need to go to sleep, and we need to
revisit this tomorrow. That's it. Okay,

Jackson, let's go.

I thought you said you cleaned house.
You forgot to take the garbage out.

I'm going.

We're going. Our husbands are over here.
Bye, Joe. Bye, Chris.

I'm tired from last night. My plan is
right now to ignore Jacqueline because I

don't really feel like talking to her
for five seconds.

Jack? Chris?

She's not answering. Chris is not
answering.

Okay, Jackson.

I love you, Jack.

You put the flame on too high, Melania.

Look, you're burning. You're going to
make the smoke alarms go off. And watch

yourself and don't burn yourself.

You think I'm like you?

Go sit down and eat. I'll give you
annoying.

Calm down, Padre.

That's a perfect pancake.

Eat your pancakes.

Don't make a mess from it.

I don't want it.

Melania, really.

All right, you drop one piece of syrup
somewhere and you're going to get it.

I'm going to kick you.

Really hard.

I think you got up too early. I think
you need to go back to bed.

I'm really happy you didn't go to
Vermont.

I'd like you to stay with me.

You know I love you, isn't that? I love
you.

Go get me some water.

Go get yourself some water.

I get you water when you ask me to.

You never do.

I'm looking forward to dog sledding.

The dogs are going to leave without us.
No, no, they can't be done. Okay. This

is a once -in -a -lifetime. I'm not
coming back to any smelly place.

Hi. Good morning, gorgeous.

Morning. Where's everybody?

Jacqueline's not coming out of her room.

Why?

She's not answering the door. I think
she's very frustrated and hurt and

I don't get it. I mean, maybe she needs
some time to relax. I don't know.

Surprise, surprise.

Jacqueline's not coming out of her room.

She's the one that antagonizes the
situation and then tries to play victim.

Robin gets worked up. I understand that.
And a switch goes off.

Jacqueline became defensive, and it's a
cocktail for World War III, and that's

that. Hey.

Wait, who is that? Is that?

What's up? Good morning.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

Wow. Oh, you guys have a chef in here
cooking breakfast? I'm like, what the

hell? You're like a cat. You really do
look like a cat.

Jacqueline's not coming today.

Why? I mean, they can talk it out when
they see each other.

That's what I thought. But you know
what? You know what? When Jacqueline

upset, that's what she does. Right.

Where's Chris then? He's with her? Yeah.

Why isn't she coming out of her room? I
think she is taking a break from it

because it was so heated. Robin was
telling her she's going to punch her in

face. I'll fuck you up.

Like, I wouldn't tell somebody to punch
me in the face. And, like, they were

really close.

And I think she might have did it.

Ho, ho, ho.

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning. You have to take your
breakfast to go. Okay. Is Jacqueline

No. Oh, that's bad.

What happened last night?

She kept talking about doing something
to my ass, so I gave her my ass.

I sat on her.

You sat on her?

I'm like, you want my ass? I'm like,
here's my ass.

Here's my ass. What are you going to do
with my ass?

What are you going to do with my ass?
Down girl, down girl. Hey, don't you

it? Don't you like it?

You guys are out of control.

We need to spend some time together
anyway.

And I'm ready for my birthday.

Let's get this show on the road.

This is nice. Look at it. Country
living.

I'm reaching out to her and she's not
texting me back, so I just hope she's

okay. I feel like she got what she
wanted.

She pushed all of Robin's buttons. Robin
got upset and mad.

At the end of the day, I really just
want Teresa to enjoy herself.

I don't know.

I get afraid of dogs.

Wow. Wow, look at that.

I can't wait to get to these babies.

Oh, my gosh. There's a lot of dogs here.
Hi, I'm Dolores. Nice to meet you. I'm

Jim. Welcome. Nice to meet you, Jim.

Thank you for having us. Look at these
babies.

They look kind of mean.

Are they nice?

They're very friendly.

They sound like my wife. I can't.

You're like the dog whisperer. There was
one dog that stood out to me. He would

come and stand there like a gentleman.

There was something about this dog that
reminds me of Boo. It's like this

human's dog.

I want to be the one pulling the dogs on
the sled. I don't want the dogs pulling

me. We'll have a nine -dog team. They
average about 10 miles per hour. We'll

load up, two or three of you, and we'll
go for a spin. Oh, wow!

This is great, Ray!

Oh, my God!

I can't speak.

I'm scared.

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

Coming up.

Chris has to leave tomorrow, and I think
I'm going to go with him.

That's not what we want.

Oh, my God!

Jesus!

Can you take a picture of us?

Thank you, ladies, for being here with
me. Oh, you're welcome.

Love you.

Isn't this fun?

I wish that Jacqueline would have been
able to come and enjoy this with us,

I mean, she gets herself so upset. It's
a shame, really. We got a text message.

She wrote, there's nothing wrong. Made
love a little bit and fell asleep for

first time. We have slept in ages. Out
to breakfast in town. OK. Now that I

she's OK.

Let her have a few hours with her
husband, and then we'll all meet up for

dinner. I had fun dog sliding. I'm glad
we came.

Yay!

This is the coolest thing ever!

All right, now who wants to ski? You
guys are going to go skiing. We're going

head back to the hotel. Let's go, let's
go.

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys. Thank
you.

Now this, I'm enjoying.

This is us.

Great day.

I'm excited to ski.

I wish my honey was here. He knows that
his ski's so good.

You like walking?

I like walking. Now, if you let the
basket down on the snow.

On the basket? That's good. Okay.

Okay. Good.

Wait, sideways.

It's kind of hard. It's a good arm
workout, and it's a good leg workout.

Holy. Oh, my God. Do you need help?

No, I got it.

Oh.

I'm glad things are going good with
Sash. I really mean that. We're in a

place, and I know we're going to stay
there. We really want it. I mean, that's

why, because we both want it. Yeah. But
I mean, with Jacqueline, she's the only

one. It's not going as well as you and
I. You've got to help me try to

understand her. I don't know.

I thought I knew her, but I don't know
her anymore.

My relationship has changed with her a
little bit. You know, I almost feel like

she feels like she can't trust me
anymore.

It's almost like she has this paranoia.
Like, if I'm going to be this close with

Teresa, then I can't be tight with her
anymore.

That seems a little shady to me.

I think I'm just going to go home with
you guys, to be honest with you. But you

can't let somebody ruin your fun, you
know? At the end of the day, you know,

should you be the one to leave? But
listen, if Robin's closer to her now,

maybe she wants to spend her time with.
I don't want to hear that.

Well, well, look at the love story.
Better than us.

We were ignoring you. I'm sorry. We just
wanted a day to sleep in. I know you

guys were ignoring me, but after a
heated fight when somebody is ignoring

I'm worried.

Anyway, we got your text. Yeah, we had a
good time.

Chris has to leave tomorrow, and I think
I'm going to go with him.

Robin did threaten to rage on my ass.
She did threaten to punch me in the

I know she has it in her.

Obviously, the next time we see each
other, it's going to get even worse.

I know me, and I know her.

Bad combination.

Week is about Teresa.

And, you know, she wants to be around
the people that she feels good around.

And Robin, one of her good friends,
they're not bad people. I told her.

amazing. I mean, unless you say I was
her puppet, like they were my soldiers.

don't freaking tell her what to do. She
can do whatever the hell she wants.

Jacqueline, she's very calculated. And
she's hurtful.

And she hits you where it hurts.

Robin, you're my soldier, right?

Hop to. Come on.

Come on. Run.

Be faster. Let's go.

Joe, he's in the wind.

Are you okay? Melissa, go help your
husband. Joe, you're going to hurt your

back. God damn it. Go help my brother
go.

What happened?

You're going to twist your ankles.

Oh, my God.

If it was just Jacqueline, Dolores,
Ziggy, Melissa, and Teresa, would you be

having fun right now?

Oh, we'd be on the ski slope.

We'd be down there. Our watch was
magical. Okay, so there's your answer.

I've got to go inside. I've got to make
some clothes. I'm late. I'll come in

there in just a second.

Somebody's got to get rid of her. I have
to tell you, I'm really, really

uncomfortable because I love you.

And I don't think that... That's okay. I
want you guys to stay here and have a

good time. We're not going to have a
good time if you're not here. So I'm

to be hanging out. I don't know, Robyn.
Listen, your job is to keep Teresa

happy. But I'm not going to go and have
cheese and syrup from Vermont when

Jacqueline is not here. It's stupid.

I'm at my wit's end right now. The
nonsensical fighting.

The turning on each other.

I have had it. This group of friends to
me are family.

And there's someone in the mix now who
comes in who I don't know very well,

arguing with another friend.

Somebody or everyone has to go.

I love you.

I'm going to go tomorrow.

I love you. I love you. I don't want it
to be a problem. I want you guys to have

a good time. And I'm not, I'll remove
it. That way no one else will tell

anything.

That's not what we want, Jacqueline. I
love you.

Coming up.

They're leaving.

You're not leaving. Robin is a threat
here.

Do you want me to pack your stuff or do
you want to pack it? Take me two seconds

to pack.

I'm sure I'll be able to spend time with
Teresa another time.

Let her have it.

Knock, knock.

I feel like somebody's coming up here
with direction.

I have direction. This is the way I see
it. I have two friends here that are

threatened. You were threatened.

verbally that she was going to hit you.
And I have Teresa now.

She's on probation.

I know that. If she's in the middle of a
scuffle, she has a huge problem. Teresa

has the most to lose.

Time to get involved.

That's a bad mix. Because you challenge
me, I challenge you right back.

Something is going to happen. There will
be a fight.

It's easier if I leave. Listen, whether
you leave or not, that's on you.

But I feel like my place is to let
Teresa know.

That it's not good to be around someone
like this because it could potentially

put her in a bad position.

When we fight within our group, it's
different because they've been in our

for a while. This girl just came out of
nowhere.

I don't disagree with you.

Yeah. I know where your heart is. I
don't disagree with her.

First of all, I'm not staying here
without you. We're staying united.

They're leaving.

You're not leaving. If we really love
Teresa, then we have to protect her

against a fight possibly coming.

Again, when it got heated, Robin was
going, Teresa, get Teresa in here.

Why were you calling me before you knew
me? Can you get Teresa, please?

Why the f*** would you call Teresa in
here, you dumbass?

What the f*** is wrong with that girl?

I need to speak to Melissa, who invited
her. The way I see it, Robin is a threat

here. You should ask her to leave.

Next time at the Real Housewives of New
Jersey.

I'm not going to tell Robin to leave.

Come on, you have to breathe.

It's like a soap opera around here. I
feel like I'm in the psychiatric ward.

looking at which window I'm going to
jump out of. Why don't you rage all over

your own ass? I did this for you. Your
table's a flippin' bitch.

Am I flippin' any tables? You think I'm
a bitch? You're four -nose shots. You're

a fake bitch. Oh, yeah, no. Everything
Tracy said about you might have been

true.

Don't fuck yourself.

You're a criminal. Oh, my God.

If New Jersey wasn't eight hours away,
I'd start walking now.

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