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Previously on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Hi, Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Hi, cutie. How are you? I need to start socializing.

Nick Moore.

Melania. We got to get them together.

One of us has to go pick up Gino. I got poker night. Can I have one night?

How are you feeling? I'm fine.

Where are you? I'm in bed.

Joe's unraveling. I can see it. He is drinking a lot. He's just not dealing

it well.

Fool

me

once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady.

But now I think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

Okay, leggings, I like.

Get me the shirt. Oh, I need to pack this. Why do you need a computer for the

weekend? You can't leave your electronics home for one weekend.

Sophie, you're going away on this Jewish Federation trip. I don't even know what

that means.

You're going to go to services on Friday night. You're going to have fun. You're

going to meet other Jewish kids.

Remember what Sabah and Safda said.

We have to keep up the Jewish tradition. That strengthens the family bond.

This trip is really, really important for you to know your heritage.

It's all about tradition.

That's what's missing in my family. That's the glue that sticks us together.

Do you ever talk to Saba and Safda? You know that Saba was a Holocaust survivor.

Yeah. Right? When he was seven years old, a priest helped him and his family

escape into Switzerland.

And that's why he's alive today.

Because at that time, if you were a Jew, you were going to the gas chamber.

So this trip that you're going on means so much to your grandparents.

Joshua!

Where are you?

Come here! Josh!

Are you upstairs?

Race me, race me, race me. Did you pass?

What happened? Did your dad already leave?

I really messed up on my parallel parking.

Joshua, did you pass?

Kidding.

I told you you passed. I can't believe you have a license.

I'm bugging out. You feel like it's my birthday.

Get me a car.

Joshua, I will get you a car when I want to get you a car. The minute Frankie

got a car, you know what he did?

He booked.

He doesn't call me after school, and he comes strolling in about 9 .30, and he

leaves at 6 .30 in the morning.

We're going to have dinner with your father, and we're going to discuss all

rules of you getting a car.

You're not just getting a car, and you're just flying away, okay?

I understand you want to have the latest and the greatest, but they already have

17 ,000 times more than what I ever had growing up. I had the Smurf collection.

I'm out of here. I'm bothered right now, honestly.

You're going to be even more bothered if you continue this way.

Let's go.

I love you, Josh.

Why wouldn't you get me a car? Why would you want me to be upset?

You're such a spoiled frickin' brat.

Hello. Hi, Frank.

Where's your son?

I have no idea.

He's not answering me. I never know where he is anymore.

We don't put a curfew on kids.

He can come home whenever he wants.

No, he can't. I put a curfew.

Well, you put a curfew. I never put a curfew on him. Well, you don't live

How do you know what's what?

Lead by example, Frank.

You're never home.

You haven't been home in 17 years.

Why should I expect Frankie to be home? Goodbye.

Overnight, my children, they're grown and gone.

My dog died, and I'm expecting my kids to run to me the way I ran to them.

Ma? Yes, Frankie.

I've been trying to call you.

Why didn't you answer?

I was driving. I didn't see you.

I just called Daddy, looking for you. Why don't you tell me where you are?

Well, I told you I was going to the gym.

You're never home.

Well, I go out with my friends a lot.

Where do you go with your friends?

We go out to eat.

We don't have a kitchen anymore, so if I'm hungry, I need to go out.

Nice, Jacqueline!

Frankie,

help me. You know what? I've been doing all this myself. Okay, Ma, you know I

help. Don't say I don't help.

You're just not around. What do you need? Tell me what you need. Let's put

the furniture that I don't want.

Pushed towards that end. But you're hurting my feelings that you don't even

check on me.

All I want from Frankie is to be the little shadow that he's been for 17

And I expect Frankie to just get it, to be intuitive.

Oh, Mom, oh, you're sitting on the couch at home tonight? Well, then I'm home.

I feel like I'm spread thin.

It's boo, it's getting the gym going. I had this kitchen ripped apart. Then I

feel like I'm losing in touch with you and Gabby. But that's okay.

Molly, you have been here for us every single second.

I just got my license. I've waited a long time to get my license.

I go out with my friends. I have a good time with them. I come home. I stay

safe.

I want you to call me when you get out of school.

Okay. Tell me what you're doing and when you'll be home.

You hear what I'm saying? Yeah.

Make it right.

Why are you laughing?

What's so funny?

Molly's farting so bad.

Who's that?

I don't know. Are you expecting company?

Hey. My God, you again? What's going on? What's going on? You all right? Good.

How you doing? Good. How are you? Good to see you.

You too.

Do you want espresso?

Espresso's good, yeah. All right. Joe, can you make me a green tea, too?

Yeah, babe.

Freehold, I think, is going to be very busy. They've ordered a lot of books,

like 400 or 500.

So I think they're going to be ready.

So let me ask you this. How are you doing?

I mean, you know what? I'm getting to the point where I just want to go in,

it over with as fast as possible, mind my business, and that's it. Where you're

getting ready to go, there's all types of people. And you've got to be careful.

You have a tendency, you're very nice.

Sometimes you let the wrong people around you.

Look at last week at the book party. The nut.

He does sometimes pick the wrong kind of friends.

Like, you got to be street smart in there.

Don't forget, she's still got her supervisory lead, and we got to make

we're following all the rules. I have no problem following rules like that.

You had told me that when you were there, and you actually got a chance to

really just focus on you.

That's why you got into the yoga. I think that's going to be good for you.

I think it'll be good for me. To not have to worry about anything else. It'll

definitely be good for my liver, put it that way.

Thank God.

My God, I'm going to have all that wine in there. What a shame.

That's why I told you don't make any more wine. I've got to drink it all this

month. No.

God forbid.

Joey, what do you want for lunch?

For lunch? Put it in your book bag.

I don't know what you guys eat.

Turkey sandwich.

Stop making your own sandwiches. I want the juice boxes.

What do you want on your sandwich?

Turkey in it. What do you want, Joey?

Turkey sandwich.

You like that too?

Done.

Hold on.

God.

Hey. What are you doing? What's going on?

I'm so tired.

It's like breathing. Come here. Let me talk to you real quick. Come on. Let's

talk. Come on. You look pretty.

I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to go say hi to the kids. Come on. Real

quick. Come on. Come on.

What are you doing?

Sit. Sit. Why are we in the movie theater?

Yeah.

Listen. Listen.

Oh, my feet are killing me. Hi, honey. Welcome home. Well, hi, hi. I'm

today. Hello, honey. I lost a big deal today.

What do you mean you lost a big deal? I couldn't make the auction. I had to pick

up the kids. But, babe, why didn't you call me? I would have figured it out.

Call my mother. It was because it happened so fast.

The lawyer called me and said, you got to beat her. I couldn't beat her. I

wasn't brought up to do this. You weren't brought up to do what? Have

Yeah, but I have kids. But I have to go to work. What do you think I was doing?

You think I was at the nail salon? I'm not saying you. I know you're working.

Okay. I need my life. I need to go do what I do for a living.

Look what I do. I develop. This is what I do. I know what you do. Who always

backed you up so that you can do what you do? I got to go to work. Do you know

how ignorant you sound? Joe, welcome to, like, the new millennium. You're so

friggin' old school. Like, you're so old school. Like... I'm old school. Do you

understand? Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What does that mean? You're old school. You

want... I was at the bus stop today picking up kids. I'm old school. No, I

that. I want to thank you for manning up for your wife. No, I think I manned up

10 years ago, and I put you in a beautiful home. I gave you nice things.

hear the words you just used?

I put you here.

I did. It sounds like you took me off 42nd Street and put me here. Do not

speak to me like that. There's something a little off with you.

I think your mother dropped you on your head when you were little. Yeah, okay.

Is it so wrong to say, wow, look at my wife. Like, she's a go -getter.

That is a good thing.

Can you see that or no? It's a joke.

Excuse me? What you do, you bring in crumbs.

See, I bring in the cake.

I don't want what you bring in.

That is so rude.

Here we go.

Is he fucking kidding me right now?

I'll throw the cake right in his face. I'll break the cake if he ever says this

to me again. I don't need your money.

I need my wife.

Do you understand that it's not about money?

That's my Joey Gorga's luck. My job pays for this.

And maybe her job, maybe I'll get a pair of sneakers.

You have goals in life, Joe.

You want to feel like you're a successful person. I also want to feel

the way you do with business.

You're the one who taught me to work like this.

You're so confusing. You built me the boutique, and now you're going to give

a frigging guilt trip every time I get home from it?

Would you rather us have help, then? Is that what you want to do? I don't want

no help.

No. You know how I grew up. When I married you, I told you, you raised my

I don't want no nanny raising my kids.

Can I go see my kids now?

Coming up.

We said things. She said things. It's over. It's done. This is not fair.

And all this other bullshit means nothing.

I'm sorry. Ready, girls?

This is the only thing.

He has autism. Do you guys know what that is?

Nicolette.

For you. To the little girl. Oh, no, we don't eat it. Yuck. Yuck.

There she is. Come in. Look.

Look.

Hi.

Hi. Say hi.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Come in here with all your... For you.

Oh, wait. Nick, Nick, Nick. Wait, wait, wait.

Where's your... You're supposed to give this to Adriana.

Say, wait, wait, wait. Nick, Nick. Say, hi, Adriana.

Hi. It's for you.

For you.

Hi.

Since such a long time, since the G .I. girls came over to our house, I

want them to get comfortable in my house again.

Hi, Nicholas. Do you like the bubbles?

Melania picked them out. Can you blow?

Blow. Good job!

Yay! For the longest time, he couldn't, like, blow out his candles, and now

he's, like, he's blowing his bubbles.

Nick has autism.

I don't know if you know anybody that has that.

Yeah, and Melania always helps her. And

Joe took her trick -or -treating when I was away.

And he was pushing her in the wheelchair.

It's just harder for Nick to explain how he's feeling.

But we all learn differently. Yeah, we do.

You like to learn?

Yes.

How cute.

Melania loves to act out. She likes to get a reaction out of me. But she also

has this beautiful, sensitive side of her.

She's definitely a little Joe.

They're tough exterior, but they're really sensitive inside.

This is a treat.

Are you happy they came over?

Yes. You want to go get a coffee or something? Okay.

Melania's so cute. Yay.

They say to pair a child on the spectrum with a girl that's a little bit older.

Want to do that one?

Because for some reason they have that mothering. Yeah, I mean, if the orphans

are over anytime, she'd love that.

He looks like he's doing so good. Yeah.

He's come a long way.

You know, it's hard to say where he's going to be when he's older. He may be

able to live on his own, and he might not be able to live on his own.

It's all in how you perceive a situation because it wasn't the experience we

were expecting.

It's still great. It's just different.

You just learn how to deal with it. You have a new normal. Right.

It's hard getting other people to understand our new normal, too. And you

that a lot easier for me. Yeah. And I'm glad. And your kids also, just for being

so accepting.

And I'm glad I came over.

I'm glad you got to see it.

Yeah. Send me.

Send me like, I'm leaving.

I'm never coming back here again. Bye.

Crazy. People do a lot of crazy things.

You would know.

Oh, my God. I can't. Where's my bag?

It's better than that. It's so silly when you look at, like, the other things

that we go through in life, and then, like, you fight over stupid shit.

I know.

It just makes sense sometimes.

Oh, my God.

Sorry, my God. No, it's fine.

I can't believe I got syrup all over the sink.

Unbelievable.

You want to go out?

Dad, go to the bathroom.

Does nobody know how to clean up?

Melissa? Hey.

Hi, honey.

Hi, doll.

What's on your front door?

Oh, thank you. Is it money?

Hi.

Wow, do you always look like this?

Do you always look like this? I wish I looked like you. How are you? How are

you? My house is like a bomb hit right now. And you think this is messy?

For me, trust me, this is messy.

Oh, God.

I still have little ones. They wreck everything.

Don't worry about it.

I don't know what's worse, my little dog or my children.

And Joe.

Melissa, you and Joe are a great couple.

Good. You get that vibe, right? No, I get that vibe. But if you're thinking

it's always going to be great and you're not going to have a few bumps in the

road, you have unrealistic expectations.

I feel like Joe is very traditional.

Right. Here you go, doll. Thank you, honey. Cheers. To health and happiness.

Yes. Absolutely. Welcome.

He wants me here at all times.

Like, he doesn't want to help out. He feels like I don't need to work. He

what he wants. He knows what makes a house a home.

We really did have that fairy tale. You still have the fairy tale. You're just

on a different chapter. We're just trying to do it while I'm working.

You've done the home thing. I have. And my littlest one, look, my kids are not

here. Okay, have a good day. I love you.

Look how quiet this house is right now. You're getting a little bit bored,

right? Of course, I'm not going to sit here and, like, eat bonbons.

You've got to respect the fact now that his wife, that he's used to being on the

pedestal A, is now moved over to pedestal B. Same thing.

You don't want to leave your man frustrated.

No. You don't want him to be frustrated. I think we've gotten this far by

keeping our family tight.

Having my own business will never mean that I compromise my family.

And I have to prove myself to Joe and show him that I can still be a wife and

mom and open a store. You're still doing all that? I am. I'm not cooking dinner

as much as I used to.

I mean, I don't know how I'm going to prove it to him, but I'm going to

So, yeah, maybe I can, like, make him dinner or do something with the family.

Whatever you want. I always say a marriage is like a car. You don't put

it, it's not going to move.

It takes a lot of effort to be in a relationship, a new relationship.

And when you don't put in the work, you know, that's when the car runs out of

gas. It's constant work.

I think Joey Gorga is going to do whatever it takes to make his wife

the end of the day, he'll put on the apron.

I've seen him in a dress.

I hate when people say marriage isn't work. Isn't it a lot of work?

Well, whoever says marriage does not work is divorced.

Exactly. Thank you.

Hi, honey.

Hi. Look at you. You're shrinking away. I don't know how long it's going to

take. Hi.

Hi. Look at you. You're so pretty. These are. Oh, you got me flowers?

You don't need flowers.

I got everything you need. I just poured a glass of wine for you. Give me a

jack. Oh, thank you so much. I can use a glass of wine.

I've been trying to stop over. I've been so busy with the renovations, you know,

contract. Then I got the gym over there. What's wrong with that? I went to one.

You never met Frank, right? No, I haven't. I thought you'd meet him at

book party. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, we weren't invited today. You didn't get invited?

No.

What did I miss?

She came home. The first time we saw her was at your party.

Sit over here. What's the matter?

It's fine.

We saw her once more at Melissa's opening.

The day that the book launched, I sent you a text.

Did you get a response?

No.

On that note, I got to go because the kids are waiting to go to dinner.

I'm a little bit.

Surprised that they weren't invited to the book launch, I thought they were at

least civil.

Every day is a gift.

Today, Victoria fainted.

Twice.

Kathy is now dealing with Victoria because her daughter has had a brain

that came back and had to be removed again.

This is not fair.

And all this other bullshit.

It means nothing.

We are not here forever.

We said things. She said things. It's over. It's done.

Who cares?

Let's move forward.

These are things that could be fixed.

And we are forgiving, and we are going on Namaste. We are beautiful.

We have redeemed ourselves.

Well, when that happens, you make peace with all the people that you've had a

problem with. That's what true redemption is all about.

When Italian people fight, it's like a war that's been going on 100 years.

You don't even remember why the war started, but you're still not talking. I

would like my family to be mended.

Teresa's having a book signing.

Why don't we go to the book signing?

In life, I'd rather be sorry I did it than I didn't. Absolutely.

We can have a family again.

That's great. I would love it.

But if we can't, don't play. Because we know what real is.

If you don't want us in your life, you don't want it, then just say what it is.

You know what? You hurt me too much. I have no use for you. Get the f*** out of

my life.

We're talking about the Italian.

It's not getting fixed. It's not.

Until maybe somebody's funeral, that out of respect, in a cultural way, you have

to show up to the funeral.

I'm not a wine drinker.

You might have to drive me home, somebody.

Coming up... Have you talked to the girls? They usually say you're going to

work. They pretty much know, babe. I mean, they went through with you. They

where you are.

Nirvana. This is where I do yoga.

Oh, hi.

Hi. Honey, they're going to stretch you every which way like a pretzel.

Oh, great.

She just fed me mussel sprout. Mussel? Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts.

With turkey bacon. Don't stretch me too hard.

Joe's having a really hard time. You know, he's getting, like, easily

out now.

So I want to just help him relax.

He needs it.

So pretty. Lay down on your back.

Okay.

You look like you're scared.

I'm not scared.

You could be rough with them.

What do you call Thai massage, right?

Thai yoga massage?

Feels good.

Hon, I know you only have a month left.

Like, have you talked to the girls? Like, just one -on -one? I mean, not

They pretty much know, babe. I mean, they went through a year with you. So, I

mean, they know what's going on.

It's not like they're stupid. I mean, they don't want me to go, but what am I

going to do?

And what, did they ever ask you anything?

Yeah, Melania.

And what did you say?

I just said it'd be okay.

You know, she's just concerned because it's so long.

You know, she just said to me, you're going to go away much longer than mommy.

We didn't really talk about it with me. I said I was going to work.

Trick, they know where you were.

I mean, even Adriana knew where you were.

What do you mean Adriana knew? How do they know?

I told my girls that mommy was going to write a book, and I was going to be

working at a prison camp.

I did say that. They know everything.

They got computers today, babe.

I'm not going to tell my kids, oh, mommy's going to prison, because they're

little. They don't understand that.

They're going to think, oh, people that are bad go to prison, and I know I'm not

a bad person.

They know that you weren't writing a book. I did write a book.

I get it, but they know that you weren't there just to write a book, you know,

when they know that you were.

What do you want me to do?

They're not stupid.

Oh, my God.

I got

to

go.

Say hello first.

Always say hello first.

Go ahead, get the poison out.

In two weeks, you promised me you'd be here three, five days a week, and you

haven't committed to that.

Well, I can tell you why.

So you can just calm down.

I had to put my dog to sleep.

All right, buddy.

Love you.

It was so horrible.

Just don't be mad anymore. Let's just start clean. I don't want to be the

but you're putting a lot of strain on me. I know that. Every woman needs to be

independent. The whole thing is I want to evolve.

from the way I was raised.

And such a part of that is being dependent on a man. It's almost like

part of me and I don't want to let it go.

You have a million dollar operation here. You're letting it slip.

I can't work this way.

Okay. Our mark was 15 to 1800 members.

We hit 13. But now you're going to have to pull out a pocket just to make the

bills. I have not pulled my weight. It has to stop. The only thing holding me

back at this point is myself and my fear of coming out of my comfort zone.

Because Frank is still my security, and it's like letting go of your binky.

What am I going to say to you? There's no more words left to say. I said a

of stuff I didn't follow through with. I'm not going to say anything until I

prove it. All right. That's it.

All right, listen. We're predominantly male.

We need the females.

I need you to come up with some ideas. I need specific advertisement to your

gender.

To my gender.

What about, um...

Like, here's my idea. Listen to my idea.

All right.

Every Saturday night, I wish I had, like, an event to go to.

Okay. There's a lot of, like, single women sitting home by themselves.

Why don't we do, like, a ladies' night out Saturday night?

What do you think?

How about a weekend, like a whole weekend pass, free? Okay, let's do a

pass, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. You've got to handle that. I can't. Listen, I

have friends that have all overcome stuff, and they can walk around and talk

people. I love the idea. Can we keep this going, these ideas? I got it.

My target is all the women that don't think they deserve an hour a day for

themselves because I've been there very recently.

Keep bringing that. Keep bringing it.

What's better than pasta on Sunday?

Nothing. Maybe the red wine that goes along with it. Oh, you found the

Oh!

Wow, it's like summer out, isn't it? No, it's ridiculous.

Where is my chopper?

Hello?

What's going on?

What are you doing? You guys started cooking without us? I want you to help

make meatballs, because I'm behind a little. I'll make meatballs!

I just feel like I'm in a really...

situation with Joe. I figured, okay, I'm going to make him a nice dinner at

home. These are the best pools in the whole kitchen.

Pasta, kids running around. I think that's what Joe's yearning for.

Dying for sauce. I've been working so much. I haven't had a chance to, like,

it. Right, but you don't really need to work.

But, Mom, it's not just about working. It's about having something that I want

in life, too.

I know. You see what happened to Daddy.

And what did you have to lean back on?

I don't want to get you a...

Don't get upset. Don't get upset.

When we talk about you, don't get upset. No, don't get upset, Mommy. Don't get

upset. You always want more for your kids than you have. So you should want

to go. I do. I want you to.

It's a different world now.

I got married young and had kids.

That's what you did back then. And you stayed in relationships. Whether they

worked or not, you just stayed. You have to make your own life.

He'll understand. That's one thing about Joe.

Oh, God.

It'll work out.

Hello, hello, hello.

I

didn't

get an applause. We're teaching Antonia how to make meatballs.

Put her to work.

I like when you guys come up. You need to move closer because we do this every

Sunday. Thank you, Jesus.

There is a home.

Cooked meal.

There hasn't been a home cooked meal in months.

Months.

All right, let's start out with some vino.

Oh, good girl.

Mix that in there.

I love to see Joe happy.

This nice dinner.

I think that's exactly what we needed to get back on track.

Joy, let's have some wine, me and you. Come on. Really, at the end of the day,

everything that I do is...

for him and for my children and you know i want to be successful for them i have

been so busy she's working there yeah you know can you give her a little

i don't know i'm giving a credit i built a place for her i gave her everything

i'm proud of her but i mean she's old school that's why i've been no i'm not

school no no let's not say that i just you know not gaga over work He wants his

wife home. You know what happens now? I'm tired.

I know about it. And how long have you been married? Ten years?

So you're almost at the point. She knows how important sex is. Oh, that's not...

All right, this conversation's done. It's not right.

Let's go. All right, we're hungry. You guys hungry?

Yes. I want to start bringing stuff to the table.

Do you have a gravy bowl? What about this one? Yes, she's right there. There

is. I'm going to get a new glass of red wine with dinner.

You're gone. Oh, good work.

Oh, daddy.

Doesn't this look beautiful?

Joey, would you say grace for us? Grace. I don't think I have grace.

What are you happy for right now?

I have everybody's love.

Aw, amen.

And for Aunt Kimmy and Uncle Joey. Bon appétit, manja.

This is great.

Coming up, Kathy's, like, on fire.

Good news is the cops are here. So if there's any problems, don't get broken

Chris.

Thank you.

We'll sit in the love seat in the back.

Get those legs, baby.

Stop. You look good.

We're going to have to get it on before we get to your book signing.

Zip it.

Did you put cologne on?

Yeah. Let me smell.

No, you didn't. You've got to put it right in front of you so you don't

Stop. It's nice that you're coming tonight.

Well, this is the last one until I leave, then that's it.

Then you're on your own, baby.

Soon, Joe is going to jail.

It hasn't really hit me yet.

I mean, I'm just trying not to think about it right now.

And it sucks because I usually always go here and all of them.

Yeah, we have good times.

Wow, beautiful.

Hi,

how are you? Thank you. Thank you so much.

This is here.

Happy birthday.

Liam, do you want to sing happy birthday to Joshua?

We're going to have this quarter house for two. I was married to Mark Flicker

for nine years.

And I'm very proud of the way we handled ourselves during our divorce.

I said, Josh, you're spending the weekend with me. He said, Saturday night

getting turned.

What does turn mean? I have to look it up. Going out with my friends.

We really have a deep love for each other. I said, you know what I'm going

for you? I'm going to become your matchmaker. And it's exactly what I did.

What's the sign for milk?

The relationship between the three of us is extremely healthy.

And let's kiss.

That's the only thing I can't consider.

Anyway, did you teach him I love you? Not yet.

We have holidays together.

Thuy and her family are always invited.

Family is the strongest thing in the world.

I'm coming over Sunday.

Are you? Yes. With Sophie, hopefully? I think she's still there. Wait for the

weekend. Till when?

Sunday afternoon.

So, Tweet, how is everything? Everything good?

Well, you know what? With him, everything is perfect.

I have to just enjoy this moment now.

And all of a sudden, they want you to buy them a car, and they want to just

drive away.

I just feel like Joshua would rather spend time with anybody other than me.

when I tell him that it upsets me, he's just like,

oh, well.

She's oversensitive.

She exaggerates about everything for no reason.

Oh, yay.

Yes, thank you. One of the things that Josh does bring up every now and then,

needs a little bit of privacy. Sometimes it's invaded.

Invaded? Yeah. He spends 10 hours in his room playing Xbox.

Invaded? I don't think so. She comes in. She's grabbing my butt.

She's rubbing my, like, thighs.

I'm just checking your neck to see if anybody gave you a hickey. I just love

you! If you define love by rubbing my butt cheek, then, like, I don't know if

have a loving relationship. He doesn't get it. It's coming from love. Of

Okay, of course. Are you getting emotional?

Are you okay?

No, he's happy. He can't wait to get the hell away from me.

Those are fake tears. They're not.

Today is not a good day for me.

To be a mom today is very challenging.

I'm staring at Tweet and Liam. That was me and Joshua, like, yesterday.

For me, it's finding the boundaries and the balance, because I don't know how to

take a step back, and I know I have to.

He's lucky that you care.

That's why I love Mom so much, but sometimes I think... Wait, wait, say

again. That's why I love Mom so much.

Anyway, the moral of this story, Josh, is that we love you, and you need to

in touch with Mom, or she's going to have another pregnancy.

I'm a mess.

Yep.

So Jacqueline and Chris, let me tell you...

I went by Kathy. Yes.

And I just wanted to talk to them and see what was going on. And it was just

like the guttural hurt came from Kathy.

She's extremely hurt by Teresa.

She said, she's totally ignoring me. I guess Teresa feels like she didn't do

anything wrong. Well, who knows better than you?

That's the only thing I know. I mean, maybe there's more that I'm unaware of.

But I don't think Teresa wants to talk about it. Well, guess what?

You ready?

I don't know if you're ready for this.

It's getting resolved tonight because they're coming.

No, they're not.

They're coming.

She wants closure. She's like, say it to my face.

Are they angry?

I'll tell you, Kathy is like Rosie.

Kathy's like on fire.

Good news is the cops are here. So if there's any problems, I'm going to get

broken up. Chris, I'm a little nervous about this.

Coming up.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hi, how are you?

What's your name?

Priscilla, that's my makeup artist's name.

Paulina, tell her your middle name.

Teresa, you're mailing?

I love that.

Even when I was away and I was writing my book, I was praying. I was like,

please God, I hope that people love me like they loved me before. And I get

these huge crowds like I got them before.

How are you?

Hi, how are you?

I was scared. I didn't know if my fans were going to abandon me after all this.

I wanted to tell you my story is really with you.

Oh, thank you. That's so sweet. Thank you. But seeing all these people here

shows me that they haven't. And it makes me so grateful.

Hi!

Are you okay?

Did your hand hurt yet? No. We cut the line.

All right, that's fine. Okay, come here. We actually have to go purchase a book

so she can find it. Where do we do that?

Thank you so much.

Oh, it is cold.

Oh, so cold.

That's cool. Josh, what do you think of that one?

Wow, that's nice. That's awesome.

Shut the...

out he had no idea you gotta be kidding me so okay yes yes yes i spoil

my kids the black rims i'd rather be a mother that spoils my kids than a mother

who is not around for her kids go open it up and sit in it i

literally just want to make out this time get in here

Good night, guys. Bye, Mark. Bye, Tree.

Bye. Oh, my God.

This is the best birthday.

Joshua's Mobile.

Joe, do you want one now? I want one now.

Okay, to my handsome brother.

Love you.

Okay? Nice.

Honey, don't go far.

Thank you. You need to.

Here you go.

Let's go back to when we first met.

Yeah. That's so sweet. Thank you. I think that's why I wanted my own.

Thank you. And I wrote nice things for you. I love you and I'm proud of you. I

think Teresa and I have both really kept our word about really wanting to be

sisters. I want to be like my sister. From here on out, that's the way we

Yeah. I love that. Those little unexpected here and now things that

saying, that's telling.

These things are tiring. Oh, yeah, they're tiring.

Watch her, and then you're going to take pictures.

You're proud of her, right? Oh, yeah.

Hi, how are you? I started reading.

I'm on page 15 or 16. I know it's the beginning, but I already love it.

You getting ready?

You know what?

I'm ready to get it over with, you know?

I'm looking at it as going to the military, you know? You're going to

get all... That's it. What are you going to do? You're going to come out smaller

than you are now.

You're going to come out, you're going to look like peewee.

Don't let me do that many jobs, yeah.

I wouldn't even go to sleep.

You know what? One day at a time, brother. Every tough guy has their

and is he worried about it? Yeah, a thousand percent. But, you know, I

him to be the way he is, and he's not sitting there crying.

He's got to do what he's got to do. Do what you got to do and just freaking get

the f*** out.

Jacqueline, Dolores.

Come here.

How are you? I love it.

What's going on?

I want to get some books. I have to buy some.

Thank you for coming.

Jim, can you get a picture of us? Oh, hello, hello. Oh, hi.

I'm sorry, we're taking pictures. We get to take pictures.

All good.

Oh,

there's two of the book signings in the back.

Smile.

There's our friend, Jack.

I knew that was coming. I knew it.

Oh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Hi, how are you? I'm afraid to laugh. How are you doing?

Hi, how are you? Good.

Congratulations. Thank you. I get a lot of people all over to play. Yeah, all

over. It's good.

You sent her a book for us? Yes.

Congratulations. Thank you.

Kathy. I don't know if you got my text.

Oh, yeah, didn't I get you right?

You know, no.

I didn't know if you had gotten it or what, but you said it was real. I'm sure

did.

Wait, that's what we're here for. Yeah, yeah, I know. Thank you.

We want to congratulate you in person.

You know what? I got a new phone, and then I ended up returning it. So me, I

don't know, because I always answer my texts. I don't like to leave anybody

hanging.

Nobody has anything to say, you know? I think she got the text.

The excuse is bullshit, but whatever. I'm there because I'm trying to show her

that we do care for her. And we care. I want her to succeed.

We should have lunch, the three of us.

Would you like to have lunch?

Would you like to have lunch?

I treat lunch with...

You two and me and whoever else wants to join. If you want Joey to come.

Let's make believe we're looking at pictures. I see, I see. We're looking at

pictures. Oh, no, put your camera on like we're taking a selfie, but we're

watching.

What's happening?

My time is very precious now. I know, I know.

But mine is a little different right now.

Of course, and I don't deny that at all.

To me, I'm putting my husband and my kids' priority.

Just an hour.

My cousins never reached out to me while I was away.

I mean, they said nasty things about me. When you don't do the right thing,

Rich, it always gets up with you.

I need a break.

You guys can have the conversation without me.

Sorry if I'm not dying to go out to lunch with family members that stabbed

the back.

One hour.

So, so much in it. It's all good.

It's all good. I know it sounds like it's all good, but I want us to be,

close again.

With all my heart, I want that. I will be there for you.

You have to allow people to be there for you as well.

That's the way it works.

No, I know. Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, I don't want to keep anything. You have a line. Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Hi, babe. You know what? I'm not going to talk anymore.

I'm not going to cause any problems, you know?

I want all good things for my cousin Teresa.

What are you doing now? I miss you, babe.

I know. I miss you. Yeah?

Yeah. What's going on?

Listen, I just want to tell you.

I would have loved to stop by and had a drink with you on New Year's Eve. I felt

a little left out, and then I was drunk, and I said something that wasn't so

nice.

You, too. I don't give a shit about nobody but myself.

I want to apologize.

I was being a douche.

It's all right. Sometimes you say stupid things.

I care about you, and I love you. It's just, you know.

What the hell are we doing here?

Book signing's over.

I'm tired of this bullshit.

You know, um... You all right?

Not really.

No? Nah. You don't hear it right now.

I can admit I'm wrong. I said I'm sorry, and that's all I can do, right?

Yeah. If you want to leave in a... You know, it's bullshit.

All right, you okay, babe?

Your cousin came up and said something stupid, and I just said, you know what?

can't care less about this guy like he's left.

Oh, New Year's Eve?

What about New Year's Eve? Oh, my God.

People got to get a life.

They missed you. Okay, I'm going. Thanks for coming.

You guys are my cousins. Why are we just in support?

It breaks my heart. I cried four times this week.

Bye.

I'm going.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I love you so much.

I was wondering if you'd marry me.

Shut up.

Congratulations.

You guys both said things to each other.

Blood does not talk like that. Don't pick up for them. You don't even know

fucking am.

I love her for 25.

In years, that's what it is. See, this is the s*** that you say. But Joe! Hold

on! Hold on! Hold on! I want to cut the cancer out. You're saying that you don't

want ever to be a family ever again?