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Hi,

Teresa. Hi, Teresa.

Hi, cutie. How are you?

Even though Nicholas isn't speaking conversationally, he's very loving. It's

time to cut Mommy's bracelet off.

Do you want me to take it off for you? Yeah, okay.

I'll throw you in the bathtub.

Oh, yeah, we can take a bath now.

I don't have to check in anymore.

Now I am officially free train.

You were accused and convicted.

Now she's crazy, Joe. Let's go.

You can't stay on the heat. Get the f*** out of my kitchen.

You don't want too much time to pass by. Why? So more animosity builds up. I was

going to invite Jacqueline and Chris, but now after what happened the other

night, you really want me to spend my first weekend of freedom with Jacqueline

and Rita?

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now I'm turning them.

So much shit.

We're going to be inside.

I have four bags with me. Okay. How many do you bring? One.

You ready?

Let's go, baby. I'm so excited. Jacqueline, hold on. This is how I have

out because this is how I drive.

Oh, my God. I'm going to be scared with you, aren't I? No, no, no. You're not

going to be scared because I'm not going to do anything to us because we need

this vacation.

I want to live. We're going to live.

I had to give Chris the whole rundown of what to do with Nicholas.

And I tell Nicholas, Mommy's going to be gone for two night nights. I think the

greatest thing in the world is to have kids. Yeah. Oh, my God. Such a blessing.

It really is.

Ready? Yeah.

Hello. Oh, my God. Look at this freaking girl. She thinks we're going skiing.

Wait a second. That's yours, that's yours, and that's yours, too? I

Where do you really think you're going with this?

That's all I want to know.

Hold on. I have one more bag. You do not. Leave it. It's not coming. This is

hair and makeup. Hair and makeup.

Can I talk about Melissa Gorga's baggage in my car?

We're going to a spa. What are you going to do? Wear an evening gown?

Put, like, Melissa.

Last one. Oh, my God.

I would get claustrophobic. Are you okay back here? Here we go.

You okay back there? Yeah.

I heard that they have this foot bath with all rose petals, Teresa.

Oh, that sounds good. Oh, good. I need that.

I'm texting my husband.

He's like, calm your tits.

Frank just said that to me this morning. I want you to suck my tits.

Oh, my God.

Let me see if he likes that dirty talk.

Well, he should.

Have you girls talked to Jacqueline?

I spoke to her, yeah.

At first, I thought we should all drive together, but then it's kind of silly.

Together?

I like to drive separately. Thank you very much.

I'm looking forward to having some girl time to celebrate that my ankle bracelet

came off.

But I'm not really looking forward to hanging out with Jacqueline.

I wouldn't file a fraudulent bankruptcy like you did.

See, that's just a low blow.

I'm not going to let Jacqueline bother me.

Just not my thing.

Who wants to be around crazy? I don't want to be around crazy.

Where's my keeper I got?

But do you still love me? I would love you any way you are. I don't have to

you with those buck teeth.

I don't know if Chris would love you like that.

He loves me for my charming personality.

So are you nervous?

No. No?

Okay. We should be able to all play in the same sandbox.

Absolutely. Until someone... You know, I think as adults, we should be able to

be in the same room together and not get into a fight. If Teresa tries to make a

dig, I'll just bury her.

It's all going to be good because Teresa wants it to be good.

And so do you.

It's just both of you.

cannot be alone right now.

I know Jacqueline truly loves Teresa.

And when you hear Jacqueline saying, Teresa this or Teresa that, that's

coming from insecurity and the fear that Teresa doesn't feel the same way about

Jacqueline.

Where's her head at? Like, obviously she knows I'm coming, right? She's sick of

the arguing.

Are you kidding me? Wait, we had that. There's legal issues. And for someone to

go below the belt, you think that's okay?

No, it's inappropriate.

You don't ask people their... unless they want to talk about it. She

have said that. I think that it got heated. It was not heated. I just said,

had legal issues too.

I said that, it hit a button. You were going through legal issues. I never

you a question. Mine was in a criminal cave.

I don't know what that... There's a lot of buttons around here.

She's the first person that heard me since I've been home. That tells you a

right there.

Now I have to go away with her, and I'm only doing it because of you guys.

Well, thank you.

I would like to refrain from any of this talk this weekend, and let's not talk

about anything.

I'm not bringing nothing up. If she wants to talk to me, she can bring it

That's it.

Wow.

Who said we can't hang in Jersey?

Oh, look at this guy.

See, he's kind of cute.

Crystal Springs is a spot here in New Jersey that's not far away. Who's going

help me get off my bed?

I love your bed map.

Thanks a lot. Listen, it's nothing crazy, but it's a nice little getaway.

I should leave that over there in a glass of champagne, right? For all that

exercise. Thank you. You're very welcome.

Wow. Oh, how nice.

Let's look at the bedroom.

How many bedrooms? One?

It looks like a basement, too.

Oh, nice.

Like Jack would be down here.

OK? Here we are.

Hi, good -looking guy.

This is all my bathroom stuff. Hi, gorgeous.

Oh, no, there's stairs. Are you single?

I got a gorgeous single girl for you. Her name is Dolores. Her name is

She's stunning.

Is that Trey? You like your room?

Yeah. I just like my bathroom.

I'm a big bathroom person. Me too.

Because I don't like... Maybe that's the girl.

Hi! Hi!

I'm annoyed already.

How are you?

How are you?

How are you? How are you doing? I like your shade. I love you.

Perfect. Did you guys already pick your rooms? Yeah.

Okay. Sorry. There's two left, but there's one in the basement, which is a

nice... Oh, we don't need to do that. So go check them out, both of them. Go

ahead. I might want their basement.

She walks in, like, trying to ignore me, and it's like, then why'd you even

come?

Okay. I can go in the basement to do whatever.

Maybe I'll go.

No. This is a good weekend. We're going to have a good energy.

Kumbaya. Weekend. Kumbaya.

Jacqueline? Yeah?

I want to introduce you to somebody.

I don't know if you remember me, but we go way back. You go way, way back.

Come here.

Okay.

I will speak when spoken to, meaning if Teresa is friendly with me, I'll be

friendly with her.

Jacqueline, do you remember me? I just wanted to say hi.

Oh, yeah.

Nice to meet you.

How are you doing?

We can say hi to each other.

We're going to be in the same house under the same roof.

I hope this was a good idea. This is, like, super awkward.

We should all change, and then we're going to dinner. Let's go.

That wasn't bad, right? Like, I don't get why she put out her hand. Like, it

would have been nice to give a hug or a kiss.

I'm a big girl. I know how to play nice, and I know how to play not nice.

All right, guys, round them up.

Look at all this mess. Who did this mess?

Mommy always does it. Well, Mommy's not here. This is a mess. What do you guys

want to eat?

How about chicken fingers?

No. You want chicken fingers?

Where are they?

No? Tony, there's no chicken fingers.

Then why'd you say chicken fingers?

Is there any?

Welcome. Shall we go have a little dinner in our wine cellar? Oh, this is

beautiful. Beautiful. So this is our Grand Cru room. Beautiful.

Private dining room. Madame. Our chef and restaurant, Latour, has produced a

lovely three -course menu. And I'll let Bruno take over on the food offering.

Thank you so much. Thank you so much. We're going to start with you, madame.

I'm going to have the yellowfin tuna.

Yellowfin tuna? Yes. The yellowfin tuna, please.

I have the tuna and the cod. Very good.

New beginning soup. To friendship.

To friendship. What does that say? When you make a plan, God laughs at you.

That's right. When you make a plan, God laughs at you. Because he already has

his plan for you. Oh, I never heard of that. Yeah. No, that's true. You're

right.

Coming up.

We lost everything in 08. We couldn't even buy diapers when we were building

house. When you are down, you will see who your true friends are. That is so

true.

Dad, Gino's making popcorn.

All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. You'll burn it. I'll do it.

Dad, let's take a nugget.

Place nuggets on baking sheet.

What's a baking sheet?

It's no problem that Melissa's away. Who's Melissa? I mean, all right, stop.

This is how you do it. Don't touch it.

Daddy's home.

Daddy's the best.

Dad, you're burning them.

They're not burning. You think?

Daddy?

Oh.

Ah.

How do they cook so fast?

No, don't spit.

It burns. Ew, Daddy. What's wrong with the microwave?

I'm going to have to admit, I appreciate how much Melissa is home with the kids.

Gina, you got a wrestling meet tonight.

You should go get ready.

You don't know how to do it. Dad, they stuck to the pan.

That's how you got to eat it. She left this morning for this trip.

I need her back.

What do you need, raw?

Chicken you got to cook.

It's got semolina poison in there.

Whatever that is called.

I'm making it over.

All right, how do we make fish here?

Loretta!

What's up, buddy?

I'm cooking fish, bro.

Can you put that in?

Yeah.

Do it.

None of these annoying kids. They just burn the popcorn.

These kids don't know how to do anything.

See you at 10 o 'clock?

All right, bye.

All right, go get ready for rest. Go. Go right now. Go. Come on, go. We're going

to be late. Come on. Go.

Take it away.

Go, go. Daddy, put it in.

Go.

This is delicious. This is grapefruit. I'm tasting grapefruit.

Grapefruit?

Blood orange.

Now, you guys had been on a trip once before. You went to Napa?

That was amazing. Oh, my God.

It was all happy. We wanted to stop at every vineyard that we were passing.

If I had to go anywhere on an airplane, you could only take me one place.

Italy. Have you been? We went together. Oh, I forgot.

Did you go on a cruise or no? Yeah, a cruise.

Remember when we went into that piano bar?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was, like, no one there but us. Oh, wait, Sexy

Night. It was called Sexy Night. Oh, yeah, Sexy Night.

Sexy Night.

Sexy Night? Yeah, we called it Sexy Night. But we went to my parents'

which is called Salacunzalina. It was our parents and our kids. We had to

up like a big hill. So beautiful.

Like the godfather where they walk through the streets after they get

That's how my parents, that's how they did it when they got married. It looks

just like that. It looks just like that, yeah. That's beautiful.

Beautiful. They needed to get out of their environment and all the things

triggered this anger to move forward.

Maybe there's hope here.

Do you like insignia? I feel like I've had that at your house.

Yeah. Was Chris always into wine?

Yeah. He is a nice wine seller. He always did. Not anymore.

Oh. He did.

Did you drink it all?

It's all gone.

He's not buying wine like that anymore.

Yeah, the past couple of years have been tough for Chris and I, and he's

finally, like, coming out of it now, you know, because people think you make

money from a new company to, like, overnight have it. No. It takes, like,

least years.

So now we're, like, in this lifestyle where we had money coming in to, like,

making any money for years, really.

And in the middle of all this, Nick was diagnosed with autism.

And I don't know if you're familiar, but an average child with autism costs $60

,000 a year.

And so you have that with the lack of income, with trying to start a new

business. Just over the last couple years, it, like, hit us.

I am shocked to hear that, but I think everyone sometime or another in their

life goes through problems. I wish everyone a beautiful life, but that's

not the way life works.

Nobody here hasn't suffered some hardships, please.

When I wanted to get divorced.

I said, I'll give up my lifestyle, I'll give up the country club, I'll give up

anything for love.

And I remember going to my parents, Mom, Dad, I have to give up the housekeeper,

the nanny, everything. Would you live with me for a year?

I got in a townhouse where my parents had the bottom floor and me, Sophie, and

Joshua had the top floor.

Then all of a sudden I met Michael Campanella.

My friends, they're like, why in the hell would you be with him?

He lost everything.

He has nothing.

And now when I'm laying on the beach and I'm like, oh, you want to go out to

dinner? Oh, you remember Michael. Michael, say hi.

Oh, you remember? Because I remember.

When I met Michael, Michael lost his businesses. We were starting from page

I had just gotten divorced. He had just gotten divorced.

We had to rebuild everything.

When you are down, you will see who your true friends are. That is so true.

We didn't have much, but what we had was a whole lot of love.

Must come down, have to go back up. We lost everything in 08. We couldn't even

buy diapers when we were building our house. And he sent me out of Costco

because my Costco card was expired and you needed $50 to redo it.

And I called him on the phone. I'm like, Joe, the Costco card's expired. It's a

$50. He's like, come back out. Like, I came back out of the store and we drove

home. There's something your husband looks at you differently.

Oh, yeah. They gain respect for you. You're that person.

that stood by him when he didn't have. It's the ride or die, because not every

woman does.

Yeah, no.

Everyone says to me, they're like, any other woman would have left you.

Like, they would have said, how do you stay with him? I'm like, what do you

mean, how do I stay with him? I love my husband.

I can't help it.

No, because I am an emotional person when I drink.

But what I like is that we've all been up and down. We've all been up and down.

And what I'm feeling in this room tonight is like we're all survivors at

of the day. But it's these life lessons that make us who we are. Cheers to that.

Cheers to that.

Thank you.

This way, ladies, to the fire and water deck.

It's all good.

It's Chris.

I get a blanket.

This is a nice blankie here.

Look, this is nice.

Oh, thank you.

I think you're going to love this red wine.

Health and happiness.

One thing I have to tell you about Jacqueline that she's amazing. Like

never had like a jealousy thing. Never. Which I love.

Watch this. We'll all beat the out of each other tomorrow.

But for tonight, we're going to love each other.

They didn't have this when we were little.

Aw, they had some more.

How old were you when you had your first baby?

30 years old. Oh, my God. I had all my kids by 30. Married at 25.

Now I look at it like 25. That seems young, right? After 25 and her and her

boyfriend are serious, he actually took me to look for a ring. No.

Yeah.

I don't know when he's doing it. I don't know what's planned yet. Wait, did he

pick one out with you or no?

He did find one that he liked.

It was pretty amazing. One thing I feel like we have all in common is everyone's

just very like...

Family, family, family.

Yeah. And, like, I've been stressing a lot lately just because, like, I miss

Gino's first wrestling match. Being, like, at the store and just getting

in every direction, I feel like I'm missing things. And it, like, breaks my

heart. Like, I don't want to feel that guilt. You will feel it.

But I have to understand, like, I don't necessarily have to go to work.

There's something inside of me that makes me want to stand on my own two

Just because of what I've been through when I was a kid. I get it. And the way

that I grew up and watched my mother have to suffer when she no longer had my

father. And I felt like the adult at 17 years old. And I was like, how am I

going to help this woman who's curled in a ball crying and doesn't know where to

go to work and doesn't know what to do. And so I have like that vision in my

mind. Well affected by it. Yeah. It carries over. Your younger years affect

We're in a world now that women work.

So I think that's good that Melissa works. You never know what's going to

in life. I never thought what happened to me was going to happen to me. But it

did. You know what Gabby said to me the other day? You don't spend any time with

us anymore.

What do you think I'm doing?

I'm starting a career. I'm trying to get the house together. I'm trying to open

a gym. I'm doing all this. I have so many things going on in my head.

I've been avoiding making the decision to put Boo down.

Where I come from, you don't talk about what's going on. You just get over it.

And then if you talk about your feelings, you start to cry, which is

should never cry.

So my free time, I'm home.

I mean, I never wanted to miss Gia's eighth grade dance. You know, she had a

tough year last year because I wasn't there. She did. She held her stuff

together, too.

Listen, I know you say Gia, Gia, Gia, but in my heart, to be honest, I was

them.

Adriana. Oh, yeah.

She's my baby. That's why I felt like I was dying. Like, I'm like, I don't want

her to forget about me.

Tyler!

Are you going to be home in December?

I'll be home in December, two months, okay?

Wow.

She would say, like, I saw my mommy the other day. I'd be like, you did? And

she'd be like, how is she? She's like, she's good. I said, yes. You give her a

big hug. She goes, I squeeze her really tight.

Gianna keeps saying, mommy, when are you coming home?

She's the same age as Nick, and I know, I know.

Teresa and I had our babies together.

It's just hard to picture Adriana to have to go visit her the way she did and

have Teresa have to see her and have to let go of her.

Don't cry, you girl.

I want to leave on a happy note. I'm having a book party, and I would love

you and Chris to come.

I'd love to be there.

I just sent them out. You get the one -on -one invitation instead of the

texting.

I don't know about you guys, but my nipples are like this.

Before they freeze up and break off, can we go?

Coming up.

Jo, listen, can you come and get me?

Bitch, Jacqueline. What happened, Jo? What happened?

I miss my husband.

Chris sent me three crying faces earlier. I'm putting pajamas on.

Right now, our men are hanging out.

Do you want to FaceTime them and trick them and tell them we're having, like, a

horrible time, we're all fighting and everything?

How'd you get me on this thing? I don't know, sir.

Joe, listen, can you come and get me? No, wait. This bitch, Jacqueline.

Get dressed!

Tell me why you're hanging out with him. I told you not to hang out with him.

As much as everything's going great, no talking about the past.

We don't walk backwards. We don't talk backwards. We don't drive backwards.

We don't undress before we go to work and go to work naked.

Oh,

nobody! As long as Teresa and Jacqueline do not bring up the past, this

relationship can move forward.

Wait, Joe!

Chris's favorite person that he talks about is you.

Bye, everybody.

All right, love you. Bye. Bye.

You guys want to play wine pong?

The same rules apply as beer pong.

I don't know how to do this.

She looks like she knows what she's doing.

My God, what is this?

Okay, ready? If I get it in, you drink.

Go.

I'm drunk.

I can't do this. College boys wish they could play wine pong with us.

This is a sorority. They want to be.

Oh, she's going to be drunk.

Let's go to bed, guys.

Yeah, we need our beauty sleep.

All right, good night.

Good night. Good night. I can't sleep

without your brother, so.

This is what I do. Want me to show you? I do like this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She's like, you know, suck it. And I'm like, no.

Nick, do you miss Mom?

Nick, do you miss Mommy?

Do you miss Mommy?

You do?

You're a good boy. You want this one?

No. What's this one?

Heart. Heart.

You think Mom's having fun?

Yeah. I don't know.

A weekend with all the girls, I don't know if that's fun or not.

Are you hungry?

Yes. What do you want to eat?

Do you want steak?

No. Do you want French fries?

No.

Use your words.

Do you want chicken?

Yes. I'm going to go make them something.

All right.

Oh, here she comes, Miss America.

Hi, gorgeous.

Good morning.

Look at little Melissa Gorka. Do we have food?

How do you feel? I'm fine.

Did you see those scones over there? Like, this is so pretty.

Scones are my favorite.

Thank you.

Oh, my God, that looks really good.

They sent me a video of Gino wrestling.

Gino Holcomb!

Winner!

That's so cute!

I know, they sent me a video because I miss this meet, though. Well, you try to

be to the special ones. Yeah. Do the best you can. To me, they're all special

because I feel like they grow up so fast, and I don't want to miss one.

Yeah, like last night, I missed Gia's cheer comp because I was here with you

girls. But Gia was totally fine with it. She was like, Ma, I want you to go with

your friends, you know?

I have to say, my mother wasn't at every single... I cheered my whole life, all

the way, like, always competitions. My mother wasn't at every single one. I was

like, whatever.

Where's Jacqueline?

What's the matter?

I need more coffee.

That coffee was so good, but I think it's gone.

You'll have to make it.

What happened, Jacqueline? Tell me what happened.

Everything's going so well. Did somebody say something?

No. Just because everything's going so well?

Why? Tell me.

You know, it's like the proud mommy moment. Like, I have a lot of them here,

know, but they're different.

Oh, because we're talking about the kids?

You know, like cheer competition and wrestling and all this. Oh, my God,

Jackson. I didn't even think about that.

My childhood is different from theirs.

To be safe. Good night. Good night. Good night. Can I have a kiss?

Kisses? Nicholas works so hard every day for doing the things that

other kids do so easily.

I just wish Nick would have that for himself. At this age,

he doesn't notice the differences, but one day he might.

He is happy doing what he's doing. And he also doesn't know from that to be

So it's not like he's walking around sad from that. Where did Jacqueline go?

What's happening?

But I like... Hello.

Hi, honey.

You know, we're talking about... Sorry.

No, we're talking about moments with our children and everything.

Are you okay?

Yes. Are you upset?

What's the matter?

If she's hearing things like Gino with wrestling and Sophie with basketball and

all the kids and she's thinking about Nicholas.

Well, you know, he'll do that too.

Nicholas is like so amazing. Nicholas can spell worse than my child. I

him every day. I do. I'm like, I have a lot of proud mom.

I totally understand your feelings, though, Jackie. You want him to have

everyone else has, and it's so frustrating. But you know what? Listen,

believe, and he will.

No, for real. I can't even begin to understand, like, what Jacqueline's

through. It breaks my heart into, like, a zillion pieces.

I mean, if she needs a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for her.

And he's come so far.

I know that.

You can't always be a rock about it. It's normal to break down sometimes and

just feel like. Because you're a mom.

Yeah.

Don't stop talking about your skin. I know.

Come on, you've been here too long.

Let's go.

Now I look ugly.

No, you never look ugly. Do you have eyelashes you could put on me?

Yeah. See, she never says no. Instead of saying, I don't feel like putting on

your eyelashes. Right now I'm crying over my son. She'll be like, okay, don't

worry.

Coming up next.

What do you think they're talking about?

They want to talk about me and you.

Would you like to share it with the rest of the class?

Teresa, I felt so bad for her. She was so... Oh, I know. I think Jacqueline had

a lot on her mind.

You know, what just happened made me realize that maybe when she snapped when

was at her house, maybe she had a bad day with Nicholas.

That takes a toll on a parent.

I think all of us need to be more aware of what she's going through.

Come on, guys, let's go.

Yeah, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready.

We're all in our role.

This morning, I needed to be lifted up.

It's the first time in a while, you know, Teresa's been there.

It was nice having her there.

She's trying to make an effort, and I do appreciate that.

Oh, my God, it's freezing, freezing.

So nice.

Oh, it's like outdoor, indoor.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. I smell the chlorine.

Melissa, Teresa, take it off with those perfect bodies.

Yeah. Let's go.

Do you need anything from the bar? Oh, yes. Frozen strawberry margarita.

Can I have a frozen pina colada?

I'm really hot.

I'm going to go sit by the pool.

You're not getting a hot flash?

I'm getting two hot flashes.

Take care of your hot flash.

No liquor, right?

I don't like liquor.

I'll dip my feet in the water with you.

I have brain freeze.

It really does hurt.

I'm really a friend of everybody's for so many years, so I'm comfortable, like,

bouncing stuff off you. Since Teresa's been home for what? Maybe, like, two

months? And I'm not going to say that we're 100 % perfect.

Well, I mean, listen, I still feel there's times where...

I definitely walk on eggshells a little bit with her. I want to be very careful.

No, I don't consider that walking on eggshells. I just consider that being

of what might potentially turn into an argument.

My husband is so excited to see his family together. If I have to pick my

battles, I'm okay with that. If that's what helps keep our family together,

that's what I'm going to do.

Her and I start to talk about the past. It's like, oh, my God.

No, that's why when I heard her and Jacqueline were, I was like, no, that's

a big no -no.

I'm reading Melissa's lips.

What do you think they're talking about?

They were talking about me and you.

Jacqueline, whatever's happening over there, it can't be bad.

It's hard, huh? It is hard. It's hard to read lips. Something about bringing up

the past?

Ah, here we go.

I think you should just let it go.

We're all getting along really well. The second someone starts...

talking about Teresa and I.

It's going to go bad.

Would you like to share with the rest of the class?

My teacher used to do that to me.

Secrets don't make friends.

And what were you guys talking about?

We were talking about you talking about us.

No, never mind. What makes you think we're talking about you guys?

We read your lips.

Are you ready to go get botched?

I've had enough of this. That was the perfect time for a massage. I'm like

now. You got tired from sitting?

Yeah.

Yes, this is very sexy.

You can pick your colors right over there.

Would you like anything to drink?

No, I'm fine. Thank you.

Yes, that's perfect. Thank you. Hi, you're coming for my treatment.

You look so relaxed.

I really do wish that Jacqueline can see that Teresa is changed.

I think Jacqueline needs a little bit more proof.

They're putting mud on us?

I feel like we're a horse and they're brushing us.

I do body brushing with Nick with this little brush that helps him relax

sometimes. I need to start socializing Nick more with his peers, I think.

Melania, oh my God, we got to get them together because she loves boys.

Yeah. I just believe in my heart that, you know, he will get better.

Having a bad day. Always feel free to call me, you know. I don't care. I'll

whatever I'm doing.

You know, because sometimes you just got to talk.

Or if you need a ride somewhere, because I know you don't go on the highway.

And you know me, I'll drive anywhere.

I know we've had our falling out.

And I know I say things when I'm angry, and I'm really sorry.

No, it's all right. I feel bad when I do that. I wasn't even thinking about her

apologizing anymore.

I guess I'm not that person that I was before.

I would have wanted an apology or I probably wouldn't have talked to her

I'll always be there for you.

Just call me and I'll jump.

I feel like this is a breakthrough.

She's showing me she cares.

It's nice to have her ask about me and really listen.

I think God only gives us what we can handle.

Yeah. That's for sure.

Coming up.

Jump!

I've had enough of you guys whispering.

Jacqueline!

Do I have time to take a shower?

I was going to start cooking. With all the girls, right? Yeah, all together.

Do I need to wear underwear?

I'd say yes.

How was your massage?

It was good.

Did you and Jacqueline get to talk a little bit?

Yeah, yeah. We talked to her about Nicholas.

I want to know more about him, you know?

Especially because she got upset today. I don't like that.

When Jacqueline found out what Nicholas was going through, the autism thing, I

was going through my legal issues.

I just was in my own world.

Not that I didn't want to be there for her, but I will now.

I feel like that's why sometimes she can't handle a lot because of that.

No, I know.

Oh, and she apologized for, like, what she said to me the other night.

At her house? Yeah. It was nice of her.

Well, that's good. Yeah, no, it was nice. Oh, is that chips and salsa?

Listen, do I give you my order?

I'm not a griller.

Hi, Jacqueline.

Jacqueline, we only have one pan.

Smells good. I like the way this is going.

Dolores, is it true you're a griller? It is.

I'm so excited. This looks so good.

How do you want your steak, Melissa? Medium well.

Medium well.

Dolores, cook this out of them.

Okay.

I have to take it out. What, babe? I'm afraid to take that out. Oh, yeah,

be careful.

How's Jacqueline?

Feeling good.

Feel it, because I don't think it's...

I thought Teresa was like, take the f***ing thing out of the oven. Jack,

minute. We got this far and now they're going to fight over the temperature of

the egg pan.

Oh,

oh, oh, good.

We'll have a cocktail. We'll have some wine, Bill. Yeah, we'll have some wine.

Yeah? You know what? Give me a bottle of Bertani. I'm rolling. All right?

So what's going on, brother?

Restaurants have been busy. Yeah, yeah. My uncle was here yesterday. He said it

was packed.

Yes, it was jammed.

So the appetizer will do whatever.

Go ahead. You pick whatever. I'm going to have a grilled octopus and baked

and fried galama.

How's that? That's good.

I'm glad that we met.

That's yours. Really glad that we met.

We're all here for you. Thank you.

We're here for you.

So you went through a lot, and what you did with those children was amazing,

Joe. You do the best you can.

You don't know what life brings, you know what I mean? How was it for her?

She made a routine, right? Went to the gym, stuff like that.

She lost some weight.

I was used to her nice ass, nice big ass. You were used to having a piece of

ass. Yeah, now she got a little ass.

That's it. So what else was in the plans, Joe?

Right now, with the time...

Getting closer to when, you know, I got to go in. I want to try to spend as much

time with my immediate family as I can. So my daughters, my wife. Of course.

Then I go do what I got to do. Yeah. I'm sure once I leave, I'm going to break

down. It's going to be emotional. Of course. So it's normal, pal. I mean,

not where I want to be.

But at the end of the day, there's nothing I can do about it.

My biggest concern while I'm there is obviously my family's safety.

That's always the number one concern.

I would look over my kids like nobody could, right?

I'm sure my wife can, too, but she's still a woman. She's not a man. You know

what I mean? So I got a good surveillance system.

Yeah. And I got myself a nice little German shepherd. You guys see the son of

gun? So that's three now, no? Yeah, I'm training him to be inside. He's very

protective already, and he's a good dog. I got that little white dog. What the

hell is that thing going to do? Somebody comes inside, you give him that

somebody.

You go, boo, and he goes flying, that thing.

God, look.

Amazing! Teamwork! Baby digging!

Melissa, can you hand me that fork right there? This is so good.

I'm glad we got to eat together this time. Yeah!

I'm glad we made it this far.

This is awesome.

If I didn't hear from the two of you, I would never know that you guys had this

bad dinner at Jacqueline's house. See, we're good!

I'm actually pretty jealous.

It's taking me a lot longer to get to a better place.

I just want this to go on forever. It will.

Teresa was like a sister to me. I always thought we were going to grow old

together and our kids were going to grow up together.

When I'm mad, I say ugly things and I feel guilty later.

Then I'm like, why did I say those things that I wish I didn't say? You

lot of things and you feel guilty because you never had a friend like

you love her so much.

It might not get as deep as you want it to get, but there's so much history

there.

Jacqueline Loretta is a very deep person.

Jacqueline wants to go.

I want to go.

Now I can talk to you.

I'm not saying that Teresa is not deep.

Sometimes when you're talking to her, she doesn't get what you're talking

She's not coming from the same place as you. And you're coming from something,

and you're like, but I told you this. And she's saying, bitch, I don't know

you're talking about.

So it's like this.

But her intentions are really very simple.

I am very simple.

Let's bring out dessert.

We're not supposed to eat so much, girls.

Do we have dessert?

Oh, we have food I want to put on the table.

Oh, I would like a nice pear.

Pear makes you poop.

Look at this mess.

This is disgusting.

I'm so happy we don't have to clean.

I love to cook. I hate to clean.

Dark chocolate, milk chocolate.

Oh, nice.

I want chocolate.

I wanted to eat those.

Wait, they're right here, Melissa.

All right, don't close up.

Let me grab my phone just in case the kids call. Two seconds.

Oh, my God. Look at your face. It looks like Dolores gave you this one. Turn

around.

What the hell?

Shut up!

I've had enough of you guys whispering.

I saw you at the pool. I was reading your lips.

Coming up next... Jacqueline, look what you just did. If they're talking about

me...

I was reading your lips.

This is crazy.

It wasn't about us. We were talking about you. It wasn't about you. What?

We were talking about the chocolate.

They were talking at the pool.

It wasn't about you. It's all my name. Okay, so that doesn't mean that the next

thing we do.

Remember when we were trying to read their lips when they were sitting by the

pool? Were you trying to read our lips too?

Yes, but in a fun way.

Oh, God. Here comes the paranoia again. We were not talking about you then, and

we are not talking about you now.

Jacqueline is her own worst enemy.

If it wasn't about me, carry on. Jacqueline, look what you just did. If

talking about me, it is what it is.

Let your mind relax.

Excuse me, I'm relaxed now. I do need to quit thinking so much and just accept

things as they are in the moment.

We're going to do yoga tomorrow morning. This is what's going on in my brain.

Love me. Love me not.

Love me not.

Now my brain can stop.

We're doing yoga today.

Here's a yoga mat.

Look, she was prepared.

I'm excited to teach the girls some yoga. I'm always talking about it and

how good it makes me feel, and it really has changed my life. You're the one

that goes in and lines up in the back of the room.

So maybe we can help Jacqueline to just relax and get a little calmer.

Let's start off with child's pose.

Go down.

Stretch out your legs into a V. Yeah, you got it. A V?

Am I supposed to not be able to breathe?

Let's do push -ups.

One, two.

Tip of your toes.

My feet are sweating.

Okay.

Yoga, believe it or not, stimulates your body to go to the bathroom.

It's true. They encourage you to pass gas. Oh, yeah, they do.

In class? Wait, listen.

There's actually one move that when you queef.

You queefed?

Wait,

stop. What's queefed?

Wait, you know when you have sex and sometimes a lot of air comes in and you

queef? Oh, from your vagina.

So it's a vagina fart.

Okay.

I don't fart in front of my friends. I'm not comfortable with that.

Sorry, Teresa. I'll leave the gas to you.

Look at that. You got it. Wait, I can help you a little bit.

How long do we have to stay like this? Oh, my God.

You need friends to help you, push you. I didn't mind getting right into your

vagina at all.

You guys are amazing.

Namaste, bitches.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I have an answer for everything except for freaking death.

Teresa, whatever.

I'm done.

I miss you, Joe. We're all busy.

No, no, no. What the f*** was that about? Daddy will be leaving soon.

He needs to go.

Let me get a Johnny Walker Black on rocks.

I go, Joe, have you come out of the bedroom since you've been home?

No, please don't.

Don't do that. We need you at the microphone.

If you can get here.

Stop, stop me. What the f***? Stop, stop me. Stop, stop me.

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