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on the Real Housewives of New Jersey I was at this college dorm and one night

smelled like fish Two girls were going down on each other Where do you want to

go from here? I said new beginnings that means building a friendship

How you doing?

I'm a relationship expert. I've been doing it since the age of 14, and I

the book, Write Your Own Fairy Tale. This year, we can't go crazy on gifts.

I'd rather use it for something else, you know what I mean? We fell on hard

time, and, you know, little by little, we're, like, clawing our way out of, you

know, the trouble zone. I'm going to need you to start helping me so that I

run through boutiques.

You're making me crazy.

I didn't want a part -time wife.

Fool me once, shame on me.

Fool me twice, you better run.

I always act like a lady, but now I think like a boss.

I was raised Jersey Strong.

Nothing in this life can shake me.

Some people think I'm too much. I love it. They're absolutely right.

I used to flip tables.

Now, I'm turning them.

Hey, Jack.

You look very cute.

I am. You look cute. What's up, girls? What's going on? Hey, Jack. We did it,

baby doll. I'm so excited.

Guys, there's something on the floor right here. I don't know what it is.

dog poop.

The grand opening is this week, and I don't think Joe thinks I can do this.

So I'm going to have to prove myself to him. Let's get like a paper towel.

You want me to do that?

But literally stepping in.

Are you going to do that? Do you want me to? Yeah, I'm not getting on the floor.

I mean, isn't it good luck to step in?

He's themed.

Look at this.

What? Look.

Oh, my God. There's almost so much I can do. Well, you tell the girls. You've

got to delegate. They don't listen to me. You've got to delegate.

I try my best.

How do you kick her hand off?

This is all new to everyone.

Nico!

Hey, what are you doing? The dog is going to get all muddy and come in the

house. You got no shoes on. Your mother, she's going to go crazy with those

clothes. Get inside. Go get your brother. Back in the 1800s, the women

home. The men went and hunted. You should know better. Oh, my God.

That's what men do. We go to work. We bring back the bacon. The women, they

the bacon. I don't know what the hell comes over them. Joey, don't throw rocks

at the pool.

I'm a caveman, but we do.

I got my kids outside running all over the place. You can't figure this out?

What's up? Nothing, what's up? How you doing?

I knew it was going to be nice and toasty in here.

Oh, it's flashback.

Now I'm sitting in the front. Instead of being in the back.

Hiding from photographers.

Oh my God, Mom.

They're not going to get me, Jim.

They go, oh my God, it's me again.

Let's see if I got a Google alert today.

I heard you just story out that I'm done with Joe.

And I'm like, really?

You know, we're together because we want to be together.

Yeah, I have old school values, but I'm not just going to stay with someone if I

wasn't happy. The tabloids have had you and Joe getting divorced for like the

last five years.

I don't know how these rumors even started. I want to start with that phone

call. Who were you talking to?

Wasn't a girlfriend?

Oh, don't even tell me that.

Hold on, here she comes, my bitch wife. She's such a... Who are you talking to?

I want her.

Why'd you walk away?

I was talking to a girlfriend. I probably would have ripped my mic off

it in the bushes.

Listen, I'm sure by now the girl would have came out.

It's like, all right, put it to rest.

You think this book will settle out of that straight?

Yeah, I think so.

I wanted everyone to get to know the real Teresa.

You know, we are together. We're happily married. It's like nonsense.

Guess what I did yesterday? What'd you do?

I sent your final restitution check to the government. You're now completely

paid in full. I knew it was coming soon, so I'm glad it's over with now. You

paid off a lot of money within three weeks of coming home. You owe zero.

a relief, right?

Big relief.

I'm nervous about recording.

These are your words, so they shouldn't be too hard to read. No, I know.

Don't be nervous. You'll be fine.

After what you just did for the last year, everything's easy.

We have to whisper.

This is not a good place. Go.

Hi. Look what I've got for us, even though I know you don't drink.

I drink.

No, you have a drink with me, Jacqueline.

Always the drinker. Are you ready to order? We would like french fries. Yeah,

we're thinking french fries is naughty.

A little bit of wine for me.

Okay. Thank you so much. I get my day started.

So tell me, what's going on?

It's so funny. Like, Ashley works all the time now. Like, I almost won her

more. Oh, because she's freelancing. She's, like, training for different

lines. Sophie's obsessed with makeup.

Yesterday I went to her basketball game, and I'm like, Sophie, take your

eyeliner off. She's so into makeup.

But my biggest issue with Sophie, I've told you this over and over again, Jack,

and I'm having such a hard time with this phone.

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, give me the phone. You have to start your homework.

phone is not going to get you into a good school.

I can't have a conversation with my daughter because she's constantly like

It is the most annoying thing.

Every day there's a fight over the phone.

She's 13.

DJ's 13.

He doesn't, like, do the group texting on the phone, but he's on the Xbox all

the time with all his friends.

Joshua doesn't bother me. Joshua bothers me in other areas. We'll talk about the

hickeys and what he's done to me. Yes. Okay, so why do you always have to go to

your friend's house?

Because I don't want to always be here.

I have to tell you, when I'm really tough with my client, with my husband,

my ex -husband, it works. Did you know what? With my children.

When did parenting become this difficult?

Okay. Yay.

Thank you.

Other than that, everything is great. You did a really good job with the

I'm shocked.

To say that I enjoyed meeting Teresa.

I told you you would.

She doesn't really think about what she's saying. She just says it. Right. I

at this college dorm.

We would touch each other.

What kind of dorm is this? I mean, some girls would masturbate.

You know what? I'm going to go rock climbing with Teresa and Dolores and our

girls. Oh, you are?

Yes.

But I feel bad for Teresa.

All these articles that are coming out every day that her husband and her are

saying goodbye to each other. I'm definitely going to bring on with

reading all these articles.

Maybe I shouldn't say that. That's like a touchy, like, I don't know.

I don't want to talk about it.

Yeah. Yeah. I have my own way of handling relationships.

Teresa's met me. She knows I'm a relationship expert.

Relationship expert, Sydney Flicker. We love her. Being single isn't going to

kill you, and being married or in a relationship isn't going to heal you.

married could kill you. Either way, you have to have the right attitude.

If I'm going to have any real relationship with Teresa, and it's not

phony baloney, why should I ask what I'm thinking?

You can't really believe everything you read in the press anyway, but I mean,

after that, she became very offended.

Because I don't know what's true and what's not, and I'm always afraid to ask

you. If you want, I'll give you my attorney's phone number to speak to him.

I would ease into that.

I'm going to start off by saying, Jacqueline told me to ease into this and

to do this.

No, don't mention me.

I went over with this when you were ready.

Hold on, yeah? Hold on, I'll get you this. Yeah!

Easy, easy, Johnny.

I'm watching my kids today.

I'm trying to figure this out.

I'm not a woman. Do I look like a woman? I'm an Italian

stallion. Italian stallions, their mothers iron their underwear.

We don't do this kind of stuff.

No, I cannot be there, man.

Tonya, what time is your mother coming home?

Two hours.

I can't do it.

Eleven years ago, in our contract, when I said to Melissa, we're getting

married, this wasn't in our contract.

Listen, buddy.

You know the first manhole we put in?

Right? Okay.

Don't use, no, you don't use the schedule 40 pipe there. Wait, come back,

Hi, Teresa.

Hi, nice to meet you. I'm the producer.

Come on back.

So I guess you've read my book already? Yes, of course.

I think it's fantastic.

Oh, good. Hands down.

This is where we're going to be. That's where you're going to be in the booth in

there. Oh, wow.

She's very nervous.

Okay, no reason to be nervous. The more you're just yourself, the better. Now,

Ben, is it true that if she makes a mistake, she has to start all the way

from the beginning? Yes, the beginning of the book.

No, no. Oh, my God.

No, no, no. Here's the thing. You can stop and start and stop and start, and

we'll edit it together the best. It'll be seamless.

He makes it sound so easy. It is. I mean, it's like you're reading a book to

your kids. So let's take you back. Okay. Get you settled in. All right. Good

luck. Thank you.

There were days, you know, when I was away that I cried over my children.

I missed Chia's eighth grade dance.

Thank you, Dad.

I don't know how she bought them, but Mom bought them.

Writing my book made me realize that I am a survivor, and I love the person

I am.

We'll start with the dedication.

Okay. Start? Okay.

For Gia, Gabriella, Melania, and Adriana, I am so proud of you,

your strength and grace during the time I was away.

I'm going to start crying already, see? We'll cry you out in the morning, and

then you'll be done.

You are... Oh, I'm just getting upset again.

Let's keep going.

Okay. I love all of my girls the same, but Adriana is my baby.

All I could think about was how she was going to wake up in the morning and I

couldn't be there.

I worried that she would forget me.

Yeah, right now. The whole time? No, not the whole time.

She would forget me while I was there because she was so little.

I also wanted to make sure she knew I wasn't abandoning her.

The rate I'm going, I'm never going to finish reading this book.

We just have to plow through it.

Is there something to take to calm me down?

No.

Unfortunately, I can't prescribe medicine.

Okay.

I use a lot of tissue.

Coming up next... Joey, you need to man up. No, no, Joey!

You guys will go to the editorial meeting.

We'll be here whenever you're back. And you're doing so great. We're so

gratified.

Hi!

How are you? Good to see you.

That's beautiful.

Hi, how are you?

How are you?

How did it go? That was really emotional.

Of course. Okay, we wanted to show the pictures that we picked. Please sit

Remember this little walk down memory lane? Yeah.

You know what that was? I got my hair. I know, I read the book. That was... One

of the women.

Yeah, I did. This was the day they took it out? And that's the day we took it

out, yeah.

They're all great girls.

Before I went to prison, I thought people there were bad people.

But they're just human beings just like us that, you know, made mistakes in

life.

And I always try to look at the positive, like maybe God wanted me to

time for myself.

Because Joe would email me and like, I appreciate you so much more.

I'm sorry if I ever took you for granted. It's like we connected on

level. Every marriage goes through phases which either could improve the

relationship or people get divorced.

And Joe and I, thank God, it's gotten even better.

You know, I've heard like, oh my God, I can't believe she's still with him.

And it's like, mind your business.

That's my husband.

You know, we all fall.

We don't always stay on top. We all go down, then we come back up. So how I

up with turning, because we went through so many titles, turning the tables,

it's like my life got turned around.

Some people could relate it to, you know, I did flip a table once.

You stupid bitch!

But to me, turning the tables means I thought my life was picture perfect, and

then all of a sudden it got flipped around.

Now you're putting it back the other way. And then the best is yet to come.

such a positive message.

And that's what I want to get out there. Whatever you put in your mind, anything

can happen.

I think we can show you now the cover.

All right. Are you ready? Yes. Okay.

We hope you love it.

Oh, my God. I love it.

How many signings do we have set up? Right now, we have six.

I hope I make the New York Times best -selling list. You will. No, no, I will.

You will make the New York Times best -selling list.

Joey,

what are you doing? Let me see. What are you doing?

Come on, Gino, cut it out. Cut it out. Hey, hey, hey. I want you to go outside,

both of you.

Hello? You got to come home. I have a problem on one of my jobs. I'm at this.

No, well, you have to.

I can't stay. I got a multi -million dollar project going on. You got a bunch

clothes. You're dealing with clothes.

Come on, babe. This wasn't our deal. Our deal was I get married to you. You

watch the kids. I got to work.

I love hanging out with my kids, but taking care of my kids, that's a whole

different animal.

Tony, go get your door and clean his paws. Go.

Are you nuts? You can't write on my plan.

No, no, Joey!

You're staying in the whole floor. Now you gotta clean your feet.

I never knew it was this hard.

Oh, this is disgusting.

The queen can have her job back.

It's over.

What's the matter with you? Look at this.

Uh -uh -uh. Don't touch your pants.

Where's mom?

Mom, do you have any shampoo?

What about palmolive? Don't chihuahuas eat those things?

No. I know you don't like that.

Aw. It's so fat.

How cute.

Don't you want gloves for that? No.

Okay.

Oh my God, I'm getting a hot flash.

It's hot in here, right?

Do you ever think about what I was doing at your age, Gabby?

Not really.

No, you don't care?

I know.

I just don't know what to do because I have to take my GREs.

That's like a full -time job, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

I'll tell you this much, Gab.

I'm glad you're doing everything I should have done.

I didn't have an education. I put everything into a family and a marriage.

I said to Papa, I said, I want to go to college. He said, ha ha, who's paying

for it? He laughed, literally laughed at me.

I mean, like, financially, like, not everybody's as lucky as I am to have

parents that are supporting me through school. But you know what, Gabby?

A lot of people went to school and supported themselves. It was so out of

mindset. I could have done it.

But you weren't told, like, go to school, you know, three states away, go

school six hours away.

I'm telling Frankie, get out of New Jersey.

Yeah, get out of New Jersey.

Damn straight.

I grew up the way I did because of the way I saw my parents.

I didn't just rely on men for money.

I relied on them for having a life.

Gabrielle is now so focused on school and being self -sufficient because every

time I struggled, I would say to her, this is because I don't have an

You know this, Gabby.

I don't know if I'm coming back. It depends on where I end up going to vet

school. I'm like, do I want to do large animal, livestock?

I was just reading a book the other day.

This guy was talking about how he was helping this cow give birth, and I was

like, oh, my God, I want to do that.

He was, like, shoulder deep in, like, this cow's, like, uterus, basically,

trying to pull out this baby cow.

There's not enough cows around here for me to do that and make a lot of money.

What?

Get out of here with that thing.

That thing.

It's going to eat it.

I told you.

It's going to eat it, Dad.

Half a cup a day, Santina. That's all you're going to get until you lose some

weight. Should I make them strips or cutlets?

Strips.

So tomorrow is a big day.

Very excited. We'll have our first designs from the creative agency.

Oh, for the... For little Colonel. Popcorn. My favorite snack in the world.

This new popcorn company.

It's really important that that brand works because it's been difficult

financially the past few years. I don't have a plan B right now.

You know, I need this to work.

You know, we've tried to sell the house so many times.

Stick them in. Upside down, facing the house.

Dear St. Joseph, please help us sell our house. Amen.

Every time we try and sell it.

You know, something happens that we have to say, oh, my God, we've got to take

it off the market, repair this, repair that. I really think within the next 24

months, we're going to have a completely different life.

I think it's going to get much better.

Financial struggles can be tough, but it's not everything.

I did not marry my husband for his money. When I met him, he didn't have

You have to push him through it, and that's all you can really do.

We're like best friends.

He's my rock.

In good times, bad times, I will stay with Chris no matter what.

It's nice, you know, it's like we're clawing our way out of it. We're almost

there, babe.

We're almost there.

And this doesn't hurt either. This helps.

Big old.

You want to make them smaller?

No. Now get the chicken on the plate. Let's go.

You're not feeding Santino, are you?

Santino, get away from there.

Coming up.

Where do you think you're going like this?

Everyone wears stuff like this.

Get in your closet and go put on jeans and a long sleeve top.

What are you doing?

What's up, babe?

Working. What's it is?

Oh, marketing.

I want to start putting them in, like, gyms and, like, restaurants.

What are you doing for your grand opening?

How much are you going to spend?

I got this in the budget.

Are you sure you want to do this?

I mean, were you ever sure about anything you did in life?

I had no choice.

What do you think, you're just the only person here that knows how to make money

in this house?

Watch. But you're taking away from my time.

And that was an ordeal.

I just want you to know that ten stores open up, eight of them fail.

They go out of business.

If you want your business to succeed, you have to go 100 miles an hour every

day. Yeah, I am doing all the hours and the hard work. I'm trying to explain

that to you. And then you're bitching, and I'm not home enough.

How about an encouraging talk?

I built a place. How much do you want me to encourage you?

I can be sitting on the couch watching Oprah, and would that make him more

happy? I mean, let's look at the bright side. You have a wife that...

wants to try something. He's the one who taught me to have a set of balls. So

here I am, finding my set of balls, and he's gonna doubt me?

You think he should be proud? Like, he made me this way.

Prove me wrong.

Okay. You watch.

I want everyone to, like, come in, give me their opinions.

It's exciting. It's like the first... Yay!

That's great.

What about dinner?

Because I just ate this whole thing of peanuts.

Ugh. Okay.

All right?

That's what a good businesswoman does.

Goes to work and comes home and takes care of the family.

Yes, doll.

Soph!

Sophie!

What are you doing?

I'm going to a party soon. Stand up. Stand up. Stand up.

Where do you think you're going like this?

I don't want to wear stuff like this.

Okay, Sophie, come here for a second. First of all, this is too much makeup.

That's number one.

and you're not wearing that.

Secondly, get in your closet and go put on jeans and a long -sleeved top. At the

end of the day, nobody's going to ever remember where you worked. How was

today? Good.

What type of mother were you? And for me, my life is about my children. It

always has been.

How did you do on your science test?

I did all right. I got a 73.

Sophie, 73 is average. Do you think that there's anything average about you?

No.

You want me to wear this to a party? I look stupid.

OK, that shirt, give it to me. I'm going to give it to a two -year -old. You

will not be wearing that shirt anymore.

I'm going to see Joshua, and I want the room clean. I'll be right back.

Joshua!

Josh? Don't come in.

What do you mean, don't come in?

That's it. Move over. I'm comfortable. OK, so I'm going to sit right next to

you. Hi, Joshy.

How was your day?

I'm just checking your neck to see if anybody gave you a hickey. Why? I just

locked it in!

What's wrong with you? You keep out of my body, I'm obsessed with you.

Teenagers, they'd rather hang out with anybody but mom now.

Josh, I'm your mother. When are you going to make time for me?

Oh, see, Sig? Calm down.

Oh, see, Sig?

When did it become not cool to hang out with mom?

Well, you better figure it out, okay?

Bye, baby.

Love you.

Sofala.

There goes your phone again.

I got it. Let go of your phone. Let go of your phone for one second.

Sorry!

I can answer it. No, you can't answer. You have to listen to your mama.

No, you can't have it right now. Stop. Sophie, live without your mom. I can't.

I'm your mother.

Thanks for coming by. I can't wait to see what you've done. Thanks again for

giving us the opportunity. You guys know I have a son who's on the autism

spectrum and finding...

Snacks and food for him has been a challenge.

So the whole idea behind this brand is for it to be a better -for -you brand.

You know, non -GMO, gluten -free, but I also want it to be fun.

Lots to look at.

We talked a lot about the idea of military and the way that we can bring

life and how that ties in with the name.

Camouflage could hold the whole line together.

I think it needs to be more fun, you know, brighter colors.

You know, I really want him to be like an M &M or, you know. Exactly. I think

that's a great analogy.

A big part of our initiative is to give back to the autism community. I intend

to make a big difference. We have a trade show coming up.

So I literally need the next revision within the next three to five days.

Okay. Okay. So we'll get to see you later.

We can make it work. We can make it work.

We're here for the rock climbing.

Okay, I can tell you where to go. How was school?

Good. It was good?

I want to do something special with each one of my daughters.

Gabrielle is really soft -spoken and so sweet.

You like that we're having one -on -one time?

Yeah. Huh?

We're young.

I'm touching your ear. I don't like when people touch my hair.

Okay. I think it's great to have friends that have children around the same age

that you have.

It wasn't a good idea to wear those.

It wasn't a good idea?

Just stay on your toes.

Stay on my toes? Yeah.

I like that Ziggy has her daughter Sophie around the same age as Gabriela,

hopefully they can become friends and then we can all hang out together.

Mom, you can go first.

Oh, me first?

Mm -hmm. All right, whenever you're ready. Really? Okay.

Oh, my God.

Almost there.

All right, hold your both hands.

Lean back.

Are you for real?

Oh, my God.

Sophie, if you don't get off your phone, I will throw it again and break it.

Hey, how are you? Oh, my God.

Hi, I'm Siggy.

I'm coming down, all right?

Oh, this is cool.

Hi, honey. Hi, gorgeous.

How are you doing?

This is Sophie. Sophie just got her braces off, so you'll see her smiling a

Oh, I think they could climb now that they have two people in here. Oh, good.

Yay.

Gabrielle, I love your juicy butt.

Stop.

Why is it so hard?

Just keep going.

They're getting along.

Yeah. Oh, God.

I went out to lunch with Jacqueline, and Jacqueline asked me about the party. I

said, oh, my God, I just love meeting Teresa.

I like to cut the bullshit and get to the point. Every time we go anywhere,

just like, I said to Jacqueline, there's all these, like, cowboys.

Where do they get this stuff from? Oh, Teresa and Joe are over with.

Really? He can't keep his hands off me? That's what I'm saying. I said, I just

met you. The kids aren't sleeping outside the door.

I'm okay with Ziggy asking me. Maybe years ago I would have gotten offended,

Ziggy just asked me something about my husband and I that I have no problem

answering.

And Jacqueline said it. What did Jacqueline say?

I got it.

Jacqueline said it's not true. Oh, okay. I'm glad Jacqueline's telling the truth

about the cheating rumors after what she said to me.

Honey, you walked in on your husband when he had someone on the desk in his

office. You told me that. Maybe it is good that I'm giving Jacqueline another

chance. You could always come to me and get, like, an opinion that has nothing

to do with ulterior motives.

And I appreciate it. Thank you. And that's it.

I'm a bit surprised. She's not angry.

There was nothing phony about it. One thing that you need to know about

she can't control what comes out of her mouth.

That's how her and I connect.

I think Jacqueline's going to be blown away.

I think Jacqueline's going to be like, holy sh...

Oh, God.

I'm not even gonna.

Hi, guys.

Oh, hi.

Hi,

little Sophie.

Wait, you want to tell Dolores what I did with your phone? She took my phone

threw it on the floor and the whole screen cracked. She did?

Oh, why?

Oh, why?

We'll go right here and watch you guys. All right.

You guys excited about Melissa's store opening? What are we wearing?

I'm not going to wear a dress. I'm wearing pants because I have this.

Oh, right. Okay. Well, wear pants. You know, this is a monitor until February

5th. I mean, I'm not trying to hide it that much because I'm wearing skinny

jeans, so. It is one of the three. Yeah, yeah. It's temporary.

That's what that is. All right. I got to go, guys.

Listen, we have the rest of our lives together. It doesn't matter.

Today feels like normal, and it feels really good.

Let me give kisses.

I'll see you later. It was so good seeing you. I'll see you on Envy. Yeah,

Gia's coming.

Oh, perfect.

Bye, Sophie.

No kisses.

Nice meeting you, too.

Mom, can you do this?

My ass would probably go right through the trampoline. Yeah, I can do that.

Sure.

Coming up... This is one more thing that Daddy's missing that he'd be proud of

you for.

What? I'm getting my makeup done. Really, Lisa?

It's a party day.

Hello.

Hi. Happy Envy Day.

We're drinking champagne.

Oh, thank God.

Champagne and bubbles. There's more glasses right there.

Congratulations on the new Envy by Melissa Gorka.

Why are you crying?

This is one more thing that Daddy's missing that he'd be proud of you for.

What? I'm getting my makeup done. Really?

I have no makeup on. When I was 17, my father died in a car accident.

Whenever something goes on, it's a milestone.

We have to just keep telling ourselves that he is proud.

I might not hear him tell me, but I know he's proud.

I want to show my daughter that you can be the best wife, you can be the best

mom, but you can also be successful in your own right, you know?

Aw, that's so fun.

I'm proud of you. Thank you.

You're my big sister.

Jack, are you guys almost ready?

We're girls.

Doesn't make it okay to be late.

I have to change my feminine flow.

Disgusting. I'm bleeding like a severed cow.

That is worse.

Have you heard from Teresa since you guys talked?

Well, I saw her at Dolores' party.

We had fun.

And then that was it.

I'm not saying anything.

Jack, your phone is ringing.

Oh, the cig.

Cig. Hi, honey. Can you zip my shoe?

Are you excited?

Yeah. Where's he dressing me?

That's so sexy.

How was rock climbing?

It was pretty good. After our lunch, I was like, oh, my God, I have to tell

Teresa all the stories about you and your husband.

She goes, oh, it's all a bunch of crap.

It was appreciative that, you know, I at least came to her.

I'm like in shock right now.

Teresa is glad that Siggy would be there for her to turn to, and that's all I

wanted in the past.

Love you. Bye.

Jack. Yes, baby? Let's go.

Ashley, you coming with us? Yes.

My little entrepreneur, huh?

When I was doing my hair and makeup, Lisa started crying.

She feels bad that, like, my father never got to see, like, who I am.

He's seeing you.

He's sitting right next to you. You don't even know it.

It's true.

Doesn't it look great, Joe? Looks good. Have you seen it all with the clothes?

Looks nice.

So you guys like my work, huh?

You did a good job.

I have hand -picked every single article of clothing that's going into the

store. This is one of our new ones that just came in. Oh, my God, this one looks

so great.

Of course I want my store to be a success.

But there's always a chance everyone's not going to want to dress from clothing

out of my closet.

Joe, let's go outside. There's a lot of press that wants to do shots and stuff.

So we'll go do that now before everybody comes. All right.

All the way down.

I lost some weight, right? A lot of boom, boom, boom in the bedroom.

What the heck?

You look very nice. Come on in. Have a glass of champagne. I'm super excited. I

have a lot of press.

I mean, you do all this work, and I don't want to, like, take time away from

children unless it's going to be worth it. Nobody wants to fail.

Hello. Melissa Gorka's here.

Hi. Congratulations.

It's beautiful.

I'm so proud of you guys, really. Oh, thank you. Nice to meet you.

Gorgeous and gorgeous.

Oh, my goodness. I love the store.

You look so pretty.

Are you excited to be coming to the Melissa's Boutique opening?

Yeah. I just wish I was out to dinner, though.

I know it's Nona's 82nd birthday.

And Daddy's there. But I'm happy you're coming with me.

Thank you.

I mean, really, Joe, he doesn't like that whole red carpet thing.

This is my first event with the press being there.

Yeah.

I'd rather bring my daughter than my husband. I mean, he's not really into

women's fashion.

Only maybe on me.

Maybe in the bedroom, but, you know, I know how to handle the press.

Welcome. Congratulations.

Thank you. Thank you.

How are you, honey?

What's up, Hollywood?

Yeah?

Your boy's coming.

Who? Joe Juno. Oh, he is? Yeah. I haven't seen him in about a year and a

How did you guys end up?

I don't have any beef with him.

You look a little married.

Come on, man. You think he might kick your ass a little bit?

The coolest guy is always the one that's not nervous. So you're scared.

You're obviously scared.

Teresa texts me when she goes, when are you coming here?

I just think it's weird that she only texts you when she knows she's going to

around you in a group setting. I feel like Teresa 2 .0 is just a publicity

because she's fresh out of jail.

It's only a matter of time. The mask falls off eventually.

A friend would be like, are you going later? What are you wearing? I'm wearing

this. Like, that's a friend.

Coming up.

Here comes my fashion show.

I'm so happy that someone I care about so much will dress me. Of course I will.

Of course I will. Anytime.

These clothes. How cute is this tank top?

Gorgeous. Oh, thank you. If you think I'm kidding, I'm not.

No one ever thinks that what comes out of your mouth is not real.

How are you doing?

Good.

Thank you.

Okay,

we're good. We're good going.

I mean

there was a

time that I had a relationship with Kathy and Rosie, but they've hurt me.

You know, throughout the years. No, Teresa, the floor is always yours. Is

what you're saying? No.

Cuckoo, cuckoo. I'm just emotionally detached.

I see your sister, but I don't see Joe.

Maybe he didn't come.

Joe, Judice, and I never had any bad words towards each other. Most of the

has been between the wives.

He and I have always had a good time just being friends.

It's the time to a tree.

with his pants down this is joe's old bedroom set don't tell a lot of secrets

you know why are you doing it i tell you you're good but i lied he's happy just

popping open a bottle of wine cutting up some sausage and sitting there and

talking and laughing and i like that hi honey how are you what's up

congratulations the place is great

His grandma's birthday's today. She's 82.

That's what he is.

Oh, my God.

I want that.

No, no, no. Who's the love guru?

Now you can relax.

They probably want to see your face.

Show them how you spin.

Don't fall, Jack.

I just want to say thank you so much for your support in everything I do. And I

have a really great group of friends and family.

Joe, I just wanted to also say thank you.

And my beautiful partner, Jackie. And I love that Joe has his sister here with

him. I have my sisters here with me. And I love all of you. And thank you so

much for coming.

Shop and have fun.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. We should get together one day soon.

Yeah, definitely.

You know, I miss you guys. I really miss hanging out with you. Yeah, we will.

Yeah, we will.

Drinking some nice wine.

I've got to wait until February 5th to drink some wine.

You can't drink until then? Yes, after February 5th. I didn't know that. Good

job. Good job. Drink the wine with you. Trust me. I have to tell you something.

I gave you a hard time about this place.

You want to do, do, do, but then you're dry.

Takes you away from me a little bit, but you are the best wife a man can have.

Aw, thank you, babe.

Joe is now seeing my vision. He's liking it, but he's going to still be a little

tough on me and not give me a full 100 % until he starts seeing sales.

Once Joe starts seeing sales, then he'll be like all in, which is fine. I can

prove myself.

Everyone, here comes my fashion show.

Darn it.

I'm so happy that everyone's here just enjoying the night.

I love that they love the clothes, they love the

store, and I'm proud of it. Move over, everybody else, because Envy's in the

house.

Take it off! Take it off!

You're stretching it out!

Coming up... If you cheated on me.

No forgiving. You know that, right?

Mm.

My toenails are real long. You got to come for me.

Are you kidding me?

Uh -huh. Just go easy.

Yeah, you have ugly toes.

How did you do this when I wasn't here?

Melania. She does everything. She shaves my back.

Aw. I haven't shaved your back in about two weeks.

You smell like raw cookie dough.

Ow!

What are you doing, man?

Get out of here.

No, you don't cut that off.

How much I'm sweating over here.

Look how crooked you cut that nail.

That's it, enough.

All right, get out of here.

Well, hello, I'm done.

I'm glad you had fun. Wait, no, leave them off. We're going to do yoga now.

Oh, my God.

Get down, hon.

Push me down over here. It feels good.

Yeah, like that. I got a better position.

I like this one.

I don't like yoga now.

Something that I want Joe to get into is yoga, because that's what helped me.

Maybe it could help him, too. He's really flexible, and he knows how to do

split. It's been 20 years now, man. Come on, Joe.

Not bad at all. Go ahead, Joe.

That's good.

I can't even believe it.

Something that you've got to want for yourself.

Just loosen my nuts up.

When, you know, he leaves and he goes away, maybe it's something that he'll

into. I think your toe's bleeding.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You gotta stop eating so much garlic.

You should be happy that I eat a lot of garlic because you know why you're

kissing nobody.

Oh, that's what that means?

Got it. You know, you know if you cheated on me.

No forgiving. You know that, right?

Right?

I just want to make sure of that.

Because there's a story out that you're with another woman, and when you leave,

that I'm going to leave you.

Oh, that's always been out there, right?

If we didn't want to be with each other, we wouldn't be with each other, right?

I would hope not.

Good. I'm glad we're on the same page with that one.

Listen, when you get married, it says for better or for worse, through

and health, till death do us part.

Who's calling?

Hello.

How you doing?

I'm doing all right. How about you?

Yeah, it was my grandmother's birthday.

That sounds good.

Bye.

Good night.

I really had a problem with him. Yeah, he was asking about you the other night.

Jacqueline always was cool, too. I mean, when was the last time you were at

Jacqueline's? When she attacked me on her back porch.

Why? Freaking jealousy!

Whatever happened, you forgive, but you don't forget.

Exactly.

Next time on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. You excited you're going to walk

in a fashion show?

I called your sister and asked her to come. Thank you, Melania. I want

everything in the house gray and white.

Frank. I don't have to look at you when it's going to cost me money.

Ow, I just broke my butt.

When I open up, you just shut me down.

Don't cry, Mom.

Hi, Teresa.

Hi, Teresa. Hi, cutie. We're taking it slow, you know, but hopefully Lucy and

Ethel can get back together.

You were going through legal issues. I never asked you a question. We wouldn't

file a fraudulent bankruptcy like you did. You were accused and convicted.

Listen, I owe you.

No, you're not owning it. You're blaming it on everybody else. Now she's crazy.

Let's go.

Let's go. Get up.

Stay with me.

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