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It felt like a bad dream, all of it.

Are you going to jail? Are you not going
to jail? Like, I'm freaking out. Are

you worried about any of this? No.

Judge Salas has imposed a 41 -month
sentence of imprisonment for Giuseppe

Giudice and a 15 -month sentence of
imprisonment for Teresa Giudice.

Clearly, she doesn't want me to be there
for her. I didn't even text her last

night, and she must have been so scared.

Paparazzi's following us. What are we
going to do?

They're not going to... I made it. I'm
going home to my daughters and my

Why'd you invite me then? Take a walk.

Take a walk in the garden. Stop hurting!

Stick with your blood.

I'm not sticking with scum like you.

I love you guys.

Really.

Let's be a family again.

I'm hoping.

Hi, honey.

Welcome home.

You ready? I'm ready. Are you ready for
me to work all the time? No.

I know. No.

Stop trying to talk yourself into it,
babe. Here they come.

Here they go. What's up, guys?

Listen, first, don't look at my wife.
You are so unprofessional.

This is a business.

It's a business. You are a paid employee
of mine.

And it's going to work, and they're
going to be looking. They look, I know.

You are working for me.

Get to work.

When I first fell in love with Joe 12
years ago, he was just a guy starting

his business. I was a girl just coming
out of college.

I had no idea that we'd be able to build
the life that we've built together.

Come on, this is a family moment.

There's something really wrong with you.
I have three healthy children. We're

back in the house that we built
together.

And I am a queen in my own home. But
it's not satisfying enough for me.

To envy by Melissa Gorga. Now I'm
opening a boutique. I want my kids to

me like the way they look at my husband.
With like this respect of a hardworking

daddy.

I want them to look at me the same way.
I hired him. Do we have to pay him? I'll

take care of that.

I don't think it's a bad thing to want
to have something that I did without the

help of my husband.

Besides having him build it for me.

Easy with the mirror.

I love them. Melissa, this is how you
budget.

See?

That is awesome. Wait, are those
dressing room mirrors?

No. Who's that?

I was like, who's that good -looking
guy?

And it's me.

Okay, come here. Let's give Daddy a
kiss.

What do you say to Daddy? What do you
say? Say, I... I want donut.

A donut?

How about I... Donut.

The other D word.

I love daddy.

Oh, that's nice.

Since Nicholas was diagnosed with
autism, he has made a lot of great

He's reading now. He's riding a bike.

You want to go upstairs?

Even though Nicholas isn't speaking
conversationally, he's very loving. You

know, when he struggled with...

He's going to say that again.

He doesn't say that anymore.

Nicholas once struggled with saying, I
love you. And now he says it all the

time.

You can hold down the port.

You've enjoyed the friendship with
Dolores and Siggy, so.

Yeah. I like when you spend time with
them.

Oh, it's probably her.

Hi.

How are you?

Oh, I love you, don't you?

Oh, thank you.

Gorgeous. Hi.

I met Dolores through my sister -in
-law, Caroline.

We made it. This is so nice. Hi.

Caroline, Dina, Teresa, Dolores and I,
we still all hang out together.

I have to say, I have amazing friends. I
do. No matter the friends that fell

out, we still remain friends with each
other.

Dolores has the biggest heart in the
world.

But don't piss her off.

You're all a bunch of ass.

Because like Teresa, she's from
Patterson's too, bitch.

Where is everybody? It's very quiet
here. I know. Nick's upstairs.

CJ's upstairs.

And Ashley's at work. She loves it.

Last time I was here, she seemed really
happy. I always knew Ashley had it in

her to find her niche. And you can ask
your wife. How long have I said?

She's got a good heart.

She went through, I guess, so many kids
go through this thing. She found

herself, and that's it.

Yeah.

Ashley moved back from California about
a year and a half ago. We've had such a

great relationship since she's been
home. What did we used to fight about

anyway? Um, everything.

I've seen so many changes in her.

All right, so we need to get going.

To the speakeasy.

It was like an interesting choice if you
wanted to go there. But I guess we'll

have some privacy there. It's pretty
quiet this time of day.

You got this?

No problem. Have fun. Bye.

And I've got to get out. if you're gonna
be like all crazy. This is what men do,

bitch.

You look like you're taking your fucking
stripper shoes out.

I always go to visit you at your
businesses and you're in my house now.

I'm a woman, hear me roar.

Joe has not given me even one dollar
towards Envy and I got a partner and I

invested my own money. Makes me even
more determined.

Keep working, you're under contract.

Look at you, son of a bitch.

The facts are retail is down.

I'm not a dumb investor. And I really
don't want an open boutique. I want a

home. I'm like a tiger. I got to see his
meat.

And you go dump the truck.

What's up, baby doll? 5 o 'clock.

Dinner time?

I know. Cooking?

We haven't had dinner? Here you go. I'm
going. I'm going right now. I come home.

I like a home -cooked meal.

I like to come home for something that
looks good. And then I can eat something

that tastes good.

Get to work. Yeah. Under contract.

Like, there's no one here.

May I introduce you to any drinks?

Seltzer with cranberries? Seltzer with
cranberries. That sounds great.

great.

Three seltzer with cranberries.

I'll be right back. My name is David.
Anything else? Just let me know, okay?

Enjoy.

What the hell?

How do you get in this place?

Why is she dressed like that? Why do I
look like a turtle? How do I get in

Pull the book!

Second shelf down. Or maybe it's the
third. The one that looks like... Wait,

what happened to you?

I had a facelift.

Ziggy came into my life a couple years
ago. It was at a very difficult time,

she's really helped me. She uplifts me.

Everybody needs a little Ziggy. Now you
guys understand why I wanted to meet in

the dungeon?

I cannot be seen like this.

Ziggy's not even one -sixteenth Italian.
She's Jewish, and she was born in

Israel in a bomb shelter.

Can you bring her a lobster bit with a
straw?

The lobster bits with the straw?

The big and blue pizza? Yeah, that's
good. That's good, yeah. I can't feel

right now. I want to do mine now. No,
you're not going to be able to. It took

months to feel this.

Wait, you did it too. I forgot. I did my
neck. You did?

I want to do this. Wait, Sig, but I
don't remember my face being paralyzed

one side. Your face was numb.

I'm going like this a lot.

And the lip.

I think it's going to be beautiful. I
can tell. I can see the shape.

You do?

Yeah. It's always worth it. Just
remember that.

Between Ziggy and Dolores and I, it's
just non -toxic. We're able to share

anything we're going through.

Plastic surgery is wonderful.

We share good and bad times with each
other. We can share plastic surgery

Wait, while you were getting your face
lifted, Jacqueline was lifting me up in

another way. So the other day, I'm
sitting on the front porch with a box of

donuts. So here Jacqueline comes by, and
she's like, Dolores, this is your ex

-fiancé's house.

You don't belong here anymore.

Let's go. Let's go.

When I met Dolores, she was divorced
from her ex -husband. She was raising

kids as a single mom.

And then she finally found the man that
would be there forever for her. They

were engaged.

They were living together.

And it didn't work out. You know, I
think Dolores is still licking her

from that.

She feels a little lost right now. So
now I'm back in my old house. She's got

memories there. My old marital home. She
needs to make it her own place now. Not

the place where she raised her kids. She
needs to make it now. This is her

place. I left the house five years ago.
I came back. It's the same.

We need to get rid of it. We need to
renovate. I need to renovate my whole

This is a new chapter of my life.

I was so sure this was it. And it didn't
work out like that.

Watch. It might be hot.

That's delicious.

Let's get these guys going. Let's go.

Joe came early to practice.

Blast it, Gino, blast it.

Hi, Dad.

How are you? You're watching our game?
Come on, let's go sit over on the

bleachers.

Isn't it cute that Joe is the coach?

Hold on. All right, ready.

Listen, guys, this is our playoffs,
right?

You will remember this the rest of your
life.

You want a cup of coffee? Later, no, no.

I put a booze inside.

We have a great life. I love my wife.
She loves me. We love our kids.

But seeing my dad at the football game,
you know, reminds me of my sister, that

she's not here.

You know, you make me proud. I try to
make you tough, but I love you, right?

What are we going to cook for Christmas,
man?

A couple of things.

Time is small.

So we got to do seven.

I do envy the relationship Teresa has
with her father because I don't have

My father died when I was just 17 years
old, so I appreciate being around my

father -in -law. They show up
unannounced now, and I love that. Teresa

have liked to come, too. She used to
come watch me play.

Listen, we're going to do Christmas Eve
this year. Right? You want to do it by

me. And then we stay all together. Yes.

Teresa's coming home before Christmas,
but my sister's got to get permission

from a probation officer.

Come over to my house for Christmas Eve.
You know what? I hope she wants to

come. Because last Christmas, she didn't
spend Christmas with us.

And when she left, she left on bad
terms.

I've done everything I possibly can, you
know. I went to go see her. We feel

like this.

How does she feel right now, right?

Today, she's crying.

But I'm still not feeling.

you know, that brotherly and sisterly
love.

Good call, man. I got to go. I'll see
you in a little while, all right?

Good luck.

Playoffs in second grade. Joe thinks
this is the NFL.

Go! Come on, baby!

You excited mommy's coming home?

Mm -hmm. Me too.

I got a note from Teresa.

You did?

Hang

it anywhere.

Grab the tree. No, not that one. Come
on, Adriana, grab the branch. Adriana!

Holy crap, my Adriana, you're killing
me.

Here. Hold on, give me a rest.

Here, can you do it by yourself?

Look at Santino's fat bastard. He can't
even fit in it.

Christmas time.

You're making a mess now.

All right, terrific.

You excited mommy's coming home?

Mm -hmm. Yeah, right?

Me too.

Stand up with your socks on. Let me see
how tall you are.

That is so weird.

See, I'm 5 '9". You're 5 '10 1⁄2". We
look like a signal. Yeah, a signal on a

phone. Wait, do it in order.

Am I the shortest one now?

Ashley came home to save money again.

I'm enjoying having a girl around the
house. The tree looks beautiful.

Oh, thank you. CJ and I did that, right,
CJ?

Yeah. You know, we still bicker, but
it's nothing like it used to be.

You don't appreciate a goddamn thing
anybody does for you. Nothing.

Get out of my house. I've screwed up so
many times here that, like, everyone is

expecting it to just keep going that
way.

I'm just as unhappy with you here.

Ashley, call one of your friends to come
get you and get out. When Ashley went

through her teen years, it was very
difficult, but she learned a lot while

was away.

Take a couple of brother -sister
pictures.

Growing up, I mean, Ashley's 25 now.

Nice having her home now, isn't it?
Like, I really miss her, and I think she

missed me, too.

She became a certified makeup artist,
and she has a boyfriend, Pete, who she's

known since high school.

When she moved back, they reconnected.

friends and started dating and he's a
great guy this year we can't go crazy on

gifts i agree can't say don't get me
anything and then you get something

then i'll know that trust me i'm not
getting you and i'm not getting you

anything i'd rather use it for something
else you know what i mean our lives

have changed financially in a big way I
lost the business and got into a

completely different business.

This is BLK?

We're afraid of it, actually.

There's nothing to be afraid of. I don't
have the income I had before, and it

takes time to build a business. This is
probably our last Christmas here.

I'm kind of looking forward to, like,
change.

We had to make whatever changes were
necessary to survive.

Whatever watches I bought her, we had to
sell.

Whatever watches I had, I had to sell.
It really showed me the person that I'm

married to.

How lucky I am.

It's kind of sad because we have a lot
of nice memories here. That's one of the

reasons why I want to have everybody
over, too, because I just want them to

how much we appreciate having all of
them.

You know what I mean? Through
everything.

There aren't many of them, so that's
going to be cool.

Joe, come here.

Help me wrap.

Joe, come here. Help me wrap.

Yeah, it's time for you to learn how to,
like, wrap gifts.

What do you want for Christmas? I don't
know what to buy you. You're like hard

to buy for.

You know what I want?

No, actually, never mind. I'll pick
something.

I want the old Melissa back.

What old Melissa?

The old Melissa. That's what I want
back. Which one is that?

The one that doesn't work. You want the
non -working Melissa?

You call me only when you want stuff.

Joe, fix the boutique. Joe, what about
this boutique?

Joe, do this. Joe, do that. Pick this
table.

Wrap this.

Wrap that. How about wrapping this?

When are you going to wrap this?

I'm opening a boutique. I mean, come on,
man. Are you nuts? You're going to kill

me here.

Joe has that old -school mentality.

You know, the husband and the wife and
the roles that they play, that's what

Joe's parents are.

You got to get your guys there more.

You want to be in there? I want to be in
there.

Oh, my God. It is going to be difficult
for me to figure out how to be a modern

woman and go into the work field but
keep those traditional values because

really don't go together. Bottom line is
you're too busy.

That's it.

No more, no!

You know what's beautiful?

The kids enjoy the Italian tradition,
the way we run it.

The seven fishes. Me and your father are
going shopping. We're going to get

everything we need.

And I hope she gets to come.

Have you heard anything?

Well, I asked to try to be able to get
her permission to be here for Christmas

Eve.

What are you going to do when you see
her? Big hug and kiss?

Of course.

Good. Let's do that.

How do you feel for her not...

I haven't accepted you to go see her.

I mean, it's fine. To each their own. I
get it. Not everybody... Listen, she

wants her immediate family. I get that.

I haven't seen or talked to my sister
-in -law in a year. And if there's no

contact, well, then it makes me feel
like there must be a problem.

I don't know what to expect.

My guess is as good as yours.

I feel like Christmas is like magic.
Like all problems, like, disappear.

Especially with family. Did you know
that?

You know why? Because it's Jesus'
birthday, and everything's wonderful.

For real.

I believe you. And it's like Christmas
magic.

Let me grab one more present.

I'm going to put you in a wrapping paper
and wrap you all up and give it to me.

Let's make the sign now. I think the
tree looks good. No, no!

Frankie! Frankie!

I hate this dog.

Frankie, out of here!

Listen, it's your sister's. It ain't the
dog's. It is the dog's. All right.

Because your sisters don't need to bring
the dogs inside while you're doing

this. Kalani, go put the dogs back now.

Go put the dogs back right now. You took
them out. Oh, my God.

Put them both back, and I'm not kidding
you. And hurry up with the sign. Dad, be

quiet. You be quiet. I can't wait till
your mother comes home.

Me too.

Can I just tell you, I felt like I've
been through a war this year. I'm

to draw hearts.

I think if I made it through this year,
I'd get abused by you kids. I can make

it through anything.

Do you want to hang this or no?

Yeah. Don't do that by yourself.

Here, Melania. Come on.

Don't get this glitter stuff all over. I
don't understand what you guys are

doing.

How are we supposed to get it up there,
Gia? What are you doing?

What do you think we are?

Nine feet tall?

Listen, what are you doing?

Why are you taking it downstairs? Bring
it back up here.

I don't know.

I got more glue on my finger.

Dad, you can wash your hands.

Hold on. Let me go see how it looks.

A little over that way to Gia. She's
going to be so happy.

Thank God mom's going to be home in a
little while.

I think I'm going to be praising the
Lord more than you.

Thank you.

Coming up. We got permission for her to
come.

I just picked up some odds and ends.

Do you realize this is the first time
we've, like, entertained with a big

of people in a long time?

They're used to us throwing a big thing
now.

I know.

Do you think they'll be okay?

Yeah. If they're not, we'll throw them
out. In the past, when Chris and I used

to host parties, it was a huge thing.

Pony rides and petting zoo and a bouncy
slide and carnival games.

You know, I wanted the kids to have a
lot of fun.

But we fell on hard times, especially
the last couple years.

And, you know, little by little, we're
like, clawing our way out of, you know,

the trouble zone.

I told them it was a BYOS party.

What's that?

Bring your own... Tracy.

I wanted to show you something I got
earlier.

Teresa's attorney sent me a note from
Teresa from prison.

Get out of here. Really? Where?

Wow. What did it say?

Jacqueline, heard you were asking about
me. We have a lot to catch up on.

Looking forward to a new beginning.

XOXO Teresa.

I like how she starts it off with, heard
you were asking about me. Me!

Not, how are you and the family?

That's so typical Teresa. Well, what do
you make of that?

I'm so confused right now, Chris,
because you know what this is like?

It's like she took a cup of scalding
coffee and like threw it in my face.

I'm like, ow!

And then she calls me the next day and
is like, you want to go get coffee?

I'm like, no. Well, she would do that.
Not with you. Not now.

Teresa and I had a really good
friendship for about 13 years.

She was like a sister to me. We were
very close.

We had a lot of good times together.

And then we had a falling out.

Are you going to jail? Are you not going
to jail? Like, I'm freaking out.

I want to hear from you.

What's going on? There's nothing going
on.

Does this upset you that I asked you?

A little.

You're hurting yourself. Family trying
to get her exposed.

I never did anything to hurt them. Then
why are they so bitter?

What? Freaking jealousy!

We never quite recovered from it. We've
made a few attempts.

We can move forward and become friends
again.

When we got back from Arizona, we just
never really talked since then. With all

you're going through, do you miss her?

No. No.

That was when I was like, yeah, so what
am I fighting for? Why am I fighting for

a friendship that she doesn't want?

I don't understand it. Like, I almost
had to look again and see if it was her

writing.

Maybe it was her ghostwriter.

Joey,

I'm telling Santa that you don't want to
do your homework. Do not wrestle your

brother. Santa!

Joey won't do his homework, Santa!

Melissa! Come in here, baby. No!

No!

Hello? Hey, what's going on?

You guys getting ready for Christmas?

Yeah, we're going to Jacqueline's
Christmas party. We're getting dressed

We're going to head over there in like
10 minutes. What are you doing?

I got to go up to Connecticut and pick
up Teresa.

So I wanted to tell you that we got
permission for her to come to your house

Christmas Eve.

Oh. She's very excited to see everybody.

Will we be able to go to Midnight Mass?
I don't know that she's going to be able

to go to Midnight Mass. nightmares,
unfortunately.

Okay. Be careful driving with the
paparazzi.

Get her back safe, all right?

We got their permission.

Hopefully when Teresa comes out, we will
not be back to where we were.

You're my father!

You're my father!

You're in mommy's and daddy's ear every
day. Come listen to Show Love. We will

show love back. Oh, Teresa. The only
good thing that has happened this past

is that my parents are finally back.

They're finally my parents.

I hope when Teresa comes out, there will
be no negative talking about Melissa

and I and my parents won't pick sides.

That's what I'm looking for.

All right, Jim. Bye.

That's good.

He just sent me a note from her.

What? Melissa, looking forward to
Christmas Eve with our family. Should I

sprinkle cookies?

I mean, I think Teresa and I tried to
get off to a good start.

I mean, Teresa, a bridesmaid in my
wedding.

We used to butt heads like typical
sister -in -laws do. I don't know, like

sprinkle cookies.

She came to my house Christmas Day.

She brought me sprinkle cookies.

I threw them in the garbage.

Somewhere along the line, it got really
deep.

We couldn't get out of, like, the hurt.

I don't see how it's ever going to work.

I mean, the christening was disgusting.

And that wasn't my doing. That was your
husband's doing. I'm going to disagree.

Bring the family together. You bring the
family together, Miss Matriarch. I'll

never look at you again.

I never said you were a stripper. How
about this?

Let me kiss your ring. If she comes home
and it doesn't start off right from the

very beginning, I don't know if there's
going to be much hope for us.

Damn sprinkle cookies. I hear about the
sprinkle cookies in my sleep.

I'm not going to throw her sprinkle
cookies in the garbage.

I'm going to eat them.

Hey.

Thank you.

Jacqueline.

You know,

I need to break it out because this is a
pain in the ass.

Oh, look who's arrived.

I need serving spoons. I put out all the
plastic stuff. I'm letting myself in.

Nobody's diet starts today.

This is my son, Frankie. I love Dolores'
kids.

Frankie and Gabby have always gone to
school with DJ.

It's the cutest thing ever, right? It's
crazy watching our kids grow. I knew

them since they were almost born.

So that makes us a little too, doesn't
it?

Hey.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. I decided that this
relationship wasn't for me anymore. You

look so nice.

Thank you. Come in. Hi. Hi.

Joe. My sexy man. How are you?

Kathy's here. She didn't bring dessert.

Rosie. I had a crush on Delores. I know
him.

Flippin' hot dogs at the Rascal house on
Route 46. He was trying to sell us hot

dogs before we left the house.

Eat, guys, eat.

Brownstone catered lunch. I just turned
the Christmas tree on at the Christmas

party. It was on.

Okay, so do you want clear?

You have a remote for your... You look
amazing.

Thank you. You look good. Working hard?
Thank you, yeah.

No, I'm not working out anymore, no? My
wife's got me like, you know, I'm like

the babysitter. I don't go to the gym
anymore. It was an interesting day.

I got a note from Teresa.

You did?

It confused the shit out of me because
you thought... Wait, so have you written

to her? Have you, like, reached out? No,
because look how it ended with us.

No, I thought you guys kind of closed
the door for now. Well, she slammed it

my face, basically, with my fingers
still stuck in there. You know what I

Then now I don't understand where this
is coming from. It's, like, right before

she comes home. She never put me on her
list. Don't feel bad about the list. I

know. So what now is so different that
I'm supposed to believe now it's

If I had answers, I would give them to
you. I am worried about Jacqueline a

little bit, that this note from Teresa
is going to make her start to spin

It's almost like not hearing from your
ex for a really long time, and you've

moved on, and you're out with your
girlfriends, and you're loving life, and

you're like, oh, I'm better without him.
Look at me.

And then he calls.

I just feel like she pushed me out, and
it's not a good feeling.

I get you.

I mean, I don't know how I'm going to
feel. I guess I'll know when I see her.

When I see her, I'll know how I feel.
Right. And that's the same way I feel

Christmas Eve. I feel like when I see
her in your house.

Yeah, because last year she wouldn't
come. Can you imagine if she didn't come

last year? I don't know. Maybe she's
looking to come home and be like, jump

right in.

Made from your mouth to God's ears?
Yeah. You know, all my in -laws need

now is their daughter to come back home
and be part of the family with Therese

and I both.

That would be, oh my God, like, amazing.

It would, but I don't have control of
that.

Coming up.

It's been a long year, huh?

I did it, but I gotta tell you, it
wasn't easy.

Oh, Gia.

What? Can you get Mommy's clothes
together, honey?

Mr.

Jim, what's happening, brother? What's
going on? You all right? Getting ready,

huh? Yeah, yeah.

Hi. How are you?

These kids are, like, draining me today.
I love them to death, but they're,

like, so draining.

I had two espressos already. I'm just
having another one. You want one, too?

Yeah, let me get one. Yeah, good.

You think this espresso crap works?

I guess it's like wine.

Yeah. I drink wine. It doesn't do
anything to me, either.

Anyway. Can you believe we're finally
here?

Thank God.

Anyway. Salute. Salute.

I don't think she's going to flee. No, I
don't think so. She's excited.

Right before Christmas. You can't need a
better Christmas present than that.

Thank God.

We'll be home. I'm expecting to be here
hopefully 5, 6 o 'clock at the latest.

Two hours after she's home, the
probation officer is going to come.

And he's going to give her the ankle
bracelet. You're going to have the

on for six weeks and then it's going to
come off.

My job is going to be to make sure that
she goes nowhere unless they've approved

it, because the last thing we want to do
is violate any of the rules and get her

back in trouble.

Bracelet's going to come off.

She's on supervised release, and then
she can move around without asking

permission as long as she stays within
the state.

At least she's home. I don't have to go
drive up there anymore.

It's been a long year, huh? Oh, my God.

I did it, but I got to tell you, it
wasn't easy.

Imagine having four women.

It's like literally being married to,
like, five women.

They're all great, you know what I mean?
Thank God.

But they think they can boss me around.

Hey.

Hey. How are you?

Good. Good to see you.

What's this?

Her luggage?

She's going to a fashion show.

Her phone's in here, too?

Yeah. The second they let her out, we're
going to walk out with her, and then

we'll be home within an hour and a half.

She's going to say hello to you guys,
and then you guys are off to school.

I don't think so.

No, you're going to school.

I'm going to school.

Gabrielle's going to school. Adriana and
Melania aren't. They're going.

No, they're not. Everybody's going.

No, they're not.

Okay, well, I'm telling you, everybody's
going to school.

Mom said that they could stay home. No,
they're going to school.

The boss is coming back, right? I can't
wait.

Oh, I can't wait either.

I don't care.

I can't wait.

I got to get to Connecticut.

This is going to be a long night.

All right. All right, brother.

You got it. Get my wife home safe, all
right? I will.

Salud. Merry Christmas, everybody.

Take a selfie.

Is that magical?

I love it.

Jack, you did good. Christmas is such a
nice time.

I wish Ashley was... Where is Ashley?

She's visiting her dad in Texas. Oh,
okay. With her boyfriend.

Oh, okay. The first kind of trip
together.

Happy holidays, everybody!

There's my baby.

I can't move my face.

Do you guys notice that I'm a little bit
numb on my face?

So I go to Boca, and all my friends are
walking around, and they all have these

beautiful necks.

I'm thinking to myself, what's so... I
had it done a year ago. Yeah.

I'm thinking to myself, oh, my God.

Really, she didn't need it. I needed it
more than her, but whatever.

Moments like the vampire where they cut
your ear and they lift up here.

I'm like, Dolores? Wrapped up?

I was wrapped up like a mummy? Like, I
don't care.

It's gone down a lot. It looks amazing.

What did you get, Jacqueline? Did you
get her anything good?

You know what? We decided this year
we're not going to get each other

but our love for one another. We're
going to give each other some love.

I love that, man.

I don't know what I'm going to tell
Melissa, but I go, what do you want?

Jacqueline's not like that. She don't
give a shit about anything. My wife's

easy. Teresa's getting out tomorrow.

I can't imagine what it was like. It's
too much for me.

So you're excited your sister's coming
home? Yeah. She's got to be happy as

right now.

I grew up with her. She never got a
parking ticket.

She never cut a class.

For the first time for her to get in
trouble to go to jail for a year.

Teresa's a trap. She's always been a
trap.

I'm going to see if there's any...

Teresa's like every other girl that grew
up in my neighborhood who had a curfew

and always took care of her parents,
didn't do anything wrong.

And then one day, Teresa comes home and
has to tell her parents.

I'm going to jail for a year.

It's what you feel.

Listen, show the character of a person
what you do when you bounce back. Not

when you're down. When you bounce back.
Like they say, a true sign of power is

to lose everything and then get it back.
Hey, you guys.

You know, it's been a long time since
Chris and I have been able to have

everybody over here.

And the last... Two to three years, as
you know, have been very difficult for

Chris and I, and I love you guys very
much, and I hope, you know, that I can

always be there for you the way you guys
have been there for a while.

You know, I know tomorrow's also a
special day for you guys.

It's a big day.

Enjoy your time with her. Enjoy your
time with her and make it. Enjoy your

with her tomorrow.

Thank you. On Christmas together, I'm
happy for you guys. It's all good.

Here's to old friends. Here's to my
sister.

She spent the year in tough times.

I want to salute to her. I love her.
Everybody, so Merry Christmas to her.

Christmas. Safe returns and God bless.

Coming up next.

Hi, honey.

Welcome home.

What's going on?

Hey, good morning. What's going on with
you?

Weighing on you. Had to go get your wife
the coffee that she requested,

cappuccino. So I'm on my way to the
prison now.

I should be there in about 10 minutes.
Hope that she's walking out with me at

about 5 o 'clock. These paparazzi are
everywhere. It's crazy.

Yeah, they're all over here, too, these
freaking cockroaches.

Last night, they weren't even in their
cars. They were like...

running around like little army men. I
wanted to go out there and pluck them

with a wrist rocket.

Just get her here safely and hurry up.

All right.

Are you good on a guinea tea like me?

I'm so tired. I didn't sleep at all.

I got like four hours of sleep.

She should be in the car already.

Mom.

Hello?

Hi, honey.

What are you doing, my love?

Hi. I didn't sleep all night.

Oh, I wouldn't think you would.

I can't wait to be home!

Oh, my God, that voice. I don't miss
that.

Wait, paparazzi, paparazzi's following
us.

They're not going to get me, Jim.

Like, is it, like, foggy?

I don't know.

I'm, like, hiding.

Oh, my God, Mom.

Like, oh, my God, this media's crazy.

They're, like, trying to cut us off.
It's, like, ridiculous.

Oh, my God. Okay, we'll stop.

Just hide, okay?

How much puff breast do you got there
right now?

Come on, Mom's coming home.

Guess how far Mommy is.

She's 30 minutes away.

Isn't that good?

Come wake up Milani with me.

You really need your hair out. This
isn't a show. You look like you guys

like, went through the woods.

Got a rat nest going on, honey.

Mom's going to be home in 30 minutes in
your bed.

I'll get up.

Give me five minutes, please.

Oh, my God.

Mom's going to get here, and you're
going to still have your fat ass on your

bed. Yeah.

What are you doing? You still need to
get dressed. It took me five minutes.

Oh, my God.

What the heck?

Oh, my Lord.

Taking pictures of me.

I swear to God, if you make your mother
get a picture by paparazzi, you're going

to be in so much trouble.

Like, even on this type of morning, she
has to act up. Like, that kid seriously

needs help.

All right, Melania, shut up.

Like, seriously, there's something wrong
with her.

Hi, honey.

Welcome home.

I miss my house.

And I miss you.

I can't believe I'm home.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, I'm home!

Oh, my God, no way!

That is such a joke!

I did it.

I was dreaming about this moment for the
past 11 and a half months.

Like I'm in my really home.

Give me a hug.

I love it.

daughters, you know, once a week.

That's nothing compared to just being
there for them. You know, you're their

mommy, you're their provider, you're
their everything.

And that, to be taken away from them, I
mean, my poor babies, I know they felt

like lost.

Mommy feels like I'm dreaming right now.
I'm sorry, do I seem like in a daze?

Can I have this real quick?

You guys are the professionals with the
mask.

I was very naive.

I won't be naive anymore.

I've learned my lesson, and I'm not
going to make the same mistake twice.

Listen, I'm going to take these girls to
school, all right?

All right, bye.

Love you.

Have a great day at school.

I'll be home when you get home.

What do you want, babe, just like
regular eggs? What do you want? I

vegetables. I want vegetables.

This season on The Real Housewives of
New Jersey.

Bam!

It's been a while.

Things are changing in Jersey.

Oh, my God!

I can get up. I love you like a true
sister.

Oh, show it to me. I do. I said new
beginnings. I mean, building a

have to learn how to care about myself.
Listen, we're all survivors at the end

of the day. Cheers to that.

Yeah, she's crazy, Joe. Let's go.

I think your mother dropped you on your
head when you were little. You know that

bitch. She's a bitch.

Poor Jack. Oh, my God. I know how to
play nice, and I know how to play not

There will be a fight.

It was so good to your family. I want to
cut the cancer out.

Really. Or not cancer. What did I do to
you?

I'm so glad my family's not as fucked up
as yours.

Wake up, Kinsey.

Some people love me for who I am, and
some people hate me for who I am. Don't

call me a goddamn whore. That's the one
thing that's making me mad now. Pack

your shit and get the fuck out of here.

Bye -bye. Anybody who takes out my
friend?

You say?

You're a whore, don't you?

Don't fuck yourself.

I'm in Vermont with a bunch of wackos.
What the... I hit you below the belt,

I'll hit you with the truth.

She's dead to me. I wanted to give her
the kiss of death today.

She's an evil person.

Why don't we pump the brake? I would
like...

My family to be mended. Are you bitter
at Joe? Because I know you didn't do

anything. He needs to pick up so that he
can just, like, get his shit together.

You'll get through it, Tracy. You're so
strong. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

The only thing we got to do is just get
through it.

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