Original subtitles

And our first guest tonight

And our first guest tonight

And our first guest tonight you fell in love with on one of the

you fell in love with on one of the

you fell in love with on one of the biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time.

biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time.

biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time. Her latest is a mystery called Vanished.

Her latest is a mystery called Vanished.

Her latest is a mystery called Vanished. It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please

It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please

It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music]

welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music]

welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music] [applause]

[music]

[applause]

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW YOU DOING? >> HI.

>> HI.

>> HI. >> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic.

>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic.

>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic. Very sparkly

Very sparkly

Very sparkly >> here. Thank you.

>> here. Thank you.

>> here. Thank you. >> Are you excited about Kermit?

>> Are you excited about Kermit?

>> Are you excited about Kermit? >> You know what? I have some beef with

>> You know what? I have some beef with

>> You know what? I have some beef with Kermit.

Kermit.

Kermit. >> Oh, you do?

>> Oh, you do?

>> Oh, you do? >> I have been trying to get on Sesame

>> I have been trying to get on Sesame

>> I have been trying to get on Sesame Street for like 20 years.

Street for like 20 years.

Street for like 20 years. >> Is that true?

>> Is that true?

>> Is that true? >> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like

>> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like

>> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like you to put in a good word.

you to put in a good word.

you to put in a good word. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> I've been pitching myself [laughter]

>> I've been pitching myself [laughter]

>> I've been pitching myself [laughter] >> trying to get on. We want to get on that

>> trying to get on. We want to get on that

>> trying to get on. We want to get on that show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that

show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that

show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that you have been asked 25 times to be on

you have been asked 25 times to be on

you have been asked 25 times to be on Sesame Street.

Sesame Street.

Sesame Street. >> Never.

>> Never.

>> Never. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Never.

>> Never.

>> Never. >> Did you ever mention to them that you

>> Did you ever mention to them that you

>> Did you ever mention to them that you would be interested in being on Sesame

would be interested in being on Sesame

would be interested in being on Sesame Street?

Street?

Street? >> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So,

>> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So,

>> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So, the fact that he's here tonight, I have

the fact that he's here tonight, I have

the fact that he's here tonight, I have a lot of things I need to say to him.

a lot of things I need to say to him.

a lot of things I need to say to him. I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a

I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a

I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a kid. This is a big deal.

kid. This is a big deal.

kid. This is a big deal. >> It sure is.

>> It sure is.

>> It sure is. >> A lot of people we want to get on so our

>> A lot of people we want to get on so our

>> A lot of people we want to get on so our kids can see us on Sesame Street.

kids can see us on Sesame Street.

kids can see us on Sesame Street. >> You know, that is a big thing. I will

>> You know, that is a big thing. I will

>> You know, that is a big thing. I will tell you though, I've been on Sesame

tell you though, I've been on Sesame

tell you though, I've been on Sesame Street.

Street.

Street. >> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT

>> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT

>> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT?

WAS IT?

WAS IT? >> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't

>> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't

>> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't been on stage.

been on stage.

been on stage. >> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE.

>> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE.

>> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE. >> It was great. First of all, really

>> It was great. First of all, really

>> It was great. First of all, really honestly a dream come true. God,

honestly a dream come true. God,

honestly a dream come true. God, honestly, that's great.

honestly, that's great.

honestly, that's great. >> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when

>> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when

>> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when Sesame Street started when there were no

Sesame Street started when there were no

Sesame Street started when there were no other shows to watch. That's what I was

other shows to watch. That's what I was

other shows to watch. That's what I was watching.

watching.

watching. >> That is a big deal. We play that a lot

>> That is a big deal. We play that a lot

>> That is a big deal. We play that a lot in our house.

in our house.

in our house. >> I thought it would be a big deal for my

>> I thought it would be a big deal for my

>> I thought it would be a big deal for my kids. Wasn't.

kids. Wasn't.

kids. Wasn't. >> They didn't care.

>> They didn't care.

>> They didn't care. >> I thought it would be a big deal for my

>> I thought it would be a big deal for my

>> I thought it would be a big deal for my niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care.

niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care.

niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care. >> Really?

>> Really?

>> Really? >> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you

>> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you

>> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you are."

are."

are." >> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care

>> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care

>> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care what I'm on now, so I guess she's not

what I'm on now, so I guess she's not

what I'm on now, so I guess she's not gonna care. She's almost three.

gonna care. She's almost three.

gonna care. She's almost three. >> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just

>> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just

>> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just don't understand. They're just like,

don't understand. They're just like,

don't understand. They're just like, "Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure.

"Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure.

"Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure. You met Sesame Street."

You met Sesame Street."

You met Sesame Street." >> I know. Why am I trying to impress her?

>> I know. Why am I trying to impress her?

>> I know. Why am I trying to impress her? >> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for

>> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for

>> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for her to watch me on something cuz she

her to watch me on something cuz she

her to watch me on something cuz she doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame

doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame

doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame Street, but I'm not."

Street, but I'm not."

Street, but I'm not." >> She's not watching Vanished. You're new

>> She's not watching Vanished. You're new

>> She's not watching Vanished. You're new to me series. No,

to me series. No,

to me series. No, >> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't

>> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't

>> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you

watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you

watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you know, she likes Hunger Games and

know, she likes Hunger Games and

know, she likes Hunger Games and Succession. Okay.

Succession. Okay.

Succession. Okay. >> But not not vanished yet. Yeah.

>> But not not vanished yet. Yeah.

>> But not not vanished yet. Yeah. >> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she

>> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she

>> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she [laughter] Yeah. Yeah.

[laughter] Yeah. Yeah.

[laughter] Yeah. Yeah. >> She is the sunshine of our life. Little

>> She is the sunshine of our life. Little

>> She is the sunshine of our life. Little >> she come in the room in the middle of

>> she come in the room in the middle of

>> she come in the room in the middle of the night.

the night.

the night. >> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in

>> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in

>> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in our room.

our room.

our room. >> Oh,

>> Oh,

>> Oh, >> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say

>> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say

>> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say something tomorrow. Let's see what they

something tomorrow. Let's see what they

something tomorrow. Let's see what they say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the

say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the

say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the crib.

crib.

crib. >> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep

>> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep

>> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep her in the crib? till those little feet

her in the crib? till those little feet

her in the crib? till those little feet starts going out of those holes. Yeah,

starts going out of those holes. Yeah,

starts going out of those holes. Yeah, she's already it's getting a little bit

she's already it's getting a little bit

she's already it's getting a little bit close, but it's all we have left. Now

close, but it's all we have left. Now

close, but it's all we have left. Now she's opening doors. She's w This is all

she's opening doors. She's w This is all

she's opening doors. She's w This is all I put her in there and I know the night

I put her in there and I know the night

I put her in there and I know the night is done

is done

is done >> and I will leave her in there as long as

>> and I will leave her in there as long as

>> and I will leave her in there as long as humanly possible. It's all we have.

humanly possible. It's all we have.

humanly possible. It's all we have. >> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally

>> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally

>> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally like to stay like our daughter never

like to stay like our daughter never

like to stay like our daughter never comes in, but our son comes in every

comes in, but our son comes in every

comes in, but our son comes in every single night.

single night.

single night. >> God, our daughter has like not seen our

>> God, our daughter has like not seen our

>> God, our daughter has like not seen our bed.

bed.

bed. >> Oh, wow.

>> Oh, wow.

>> Oh, wow. >> We I know. We we just we decided early

>> We I know. We we just we decided early

>> We I know. We we just we decided early on we were like I don't think she should

on we were like I don't think she should

on we were like I don't think she should come in. Like we didn't want her in the

come in. Like we didn't want her in the

come in. Like we didn't want her in the bed.

bed.

bed. >> It's better for them if they stay. But

>> It's better for them if they stay. But

>> It's better for them if they stay. But it's fun when they come into the bed.

it's fun when they come into the bed.

it's fun when they come into the bed. >> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours

>> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours

>> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours yet, so I'll let you know. I'll let you

yet, so I'll let you know. I'll let you

yet, so I'll let you know. I'll let you know.

know.

know. >> Um has she tried climbing out of the

>> Um has she tried climbing out of the

>> Um has she tried climbing out of the thing?

thing?

thing? >> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once.

>> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once.

>> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once. It didn't go well. I was like yes.

It didn't go well. I was like yes.

It didn't go well. I was like yes. >> And she never tried it again. Oh yeah.

>> And she never tried it again. Oh yeah.

>> And she never tried it again. Oh yeah. No, she it didn't go well. She's fine.

No, she it didn't go well. She's fine.

No, she it didn't go well. She's fine. >> She's not adventurous is what you say.

>> She's not adventurous is what you say.

>> She's not adventurous is what you say. She was like, "I'm not doing that

She was like, "I'm not doing that

She was like, "I'm not doing that again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well,

again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well,

again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well, >> you have a whole bunch of animals at

>> you have a whole bunch of animals at

>> you have a whole bunch of animals at your house, right?

your house, right?

your house, right? >> A lot of animals.

>> A lot of animals.

>> A lot of animals. >> A lot of animals. What animals do you

>> A lot of animals. What animals do you

>> A lot of animals. What animals do you have?

have?

have? >> We actually just got We just rescued a

>> We actually just got We just rescued a

>> We actually just got We just rescued a turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of

turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of

turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of those huge ones.

those huge ones.

those huge ones. >> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. >> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name

>> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name

>> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name is Myrtle. [snorts]

is Myrtle. [snorts]

is Myrtle. [snorts] >> Myrtle the tortoise.

>> Myrtle the tortoise.

>> Myrtle the tortoise. >> Yeah. Myrtle.

>> Yeah. Myrtle.

>> Yeah. Myrtle. >> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you

>> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you

>> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you know, it should be Mortise, right?

know, it should be Mortise, right?

know, it should be Mortise, right? >> It [laughter]

>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes.

>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes.

>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes. So, it doesn't really rhyme.

So, it doesn't really rhyme.

So, it doesn't really rhyme. >> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got

>> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got

>> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical.

Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical.

Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical. >> How big is Myrtle?

>> How big is Myrtle?

>> How big is Myrtle? >> Okay, so she when I've never had a

>> Okay, so she when I've never had a

>> Okay, so she when I've never had a turtle before. I've had like every

turtle before. I've had like every

turtle before. I've had like every animal. I know most people know that. I

animal. I know most people know that. I

animal. I know most people know that. I But we've never had a turtle. So, we did

But we've never had a turtle. So, we did

But we've never had a turtle. So, we did like a bunch of research on kind of how

like a bunch of research on kind of how

like a bunch of research on kind of how where they live cuz they have they

where they live cuz they have they

where they live cuz they have they you're supposed to put them in these

you're supposed to put them in these

you're supposed to put them in these little houses at night. So, the heat and

little houses at night. So, the heat and

little houses at night. So, the heat and everything cuz they live outside.

everything cuz they live outside.

everything cuz they live outside. >> So, we got I was doing all this

>> So, we got I was doing all this

>> So, we got I was doing all this research. was saying, "Oh my god, they

research. was saying, "Oh my god, they

research. was saying, "Oh my god, they they they suggest their little houses to

they they suggest their little houses to

they they suggest their little houses to be small enough that it's like cozy, but

be small enough that it's like cozy, but

be small enough that it's like cozy, but if it's too small, they can't grow. Like

if it's too small, they can't grow. Like

if it's too small, they can't grow. Like it stunts their growth."

it stunts their growth."

it stunts their growth." >> Like a goldfish.

>> Like a goldfish.

>> Like a goldfish. >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing

>> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing

>> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing with Matilda and this crib?" [laughter]

>> But I DON'T CARE.

>> But I DON'T CARE.

>> But I DON'T CARE. >> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt

>> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt

>> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be

the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be

the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be very specific because I got to tell you,

very specific because I got to tell you,

very specific because I got to tell you, we don't got much longer with Matilda in

we don't got much longer with Matilda in

we don't got much longer with Matilda in this.

this.

this. >> I'll give you some tips because we've

>> I'll give you some tips because we've

>> I'll give you some tips because we've had various tortoises throughout my

had various tortoises throughout my

had various tortoises throughout my life. We had one when I was a kid. My

life. We had one when I was a kid. My

life. We had one when I was a kid. My daughter has one. My older one now.

daughter has one. My older one now.

daughter has one. My older one now. They'll get out. You know, they don't

They'll get out. You know, they don't

They'll get out. You know, they don't they they are creatures of the earth.

they they are creatures of the earth.

they they are creatures of the earth. They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll

They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll

They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll >> Yes.

>> Yes.

>> Yes. >> And you know what my daughter did is put

>> And you know what my daughter did is put

>> And you know what my daughter did is put one of those um like those apple tags on

one of those um like those apple tags on

one of those um like those apple tags on the shelf.

the shelf.

the shelf. >> That's so funny because they're faster

>> That's so funny because they're faster

>> That's so funny because they're faster than you think.

than you think.

than you think. >> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite

>> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite

>> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite a distance so you have to go find them.

a distance so you have to go find them.

a distance so you have to go find them. >> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a

>> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a

>> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a sudden you're here and then they're all

sudden you're here and then they're all

sudden you're here and then they're all the way over there.

the way over there.

the way over there. >> You know what? Glue one of those on your

>> You know what? Glue one of those on your

>> You know what? Glue one of those on your kid too while you're at it.

kid too while you're at it.

kid too while you're at it. >> I was thinking that when she's out of

>> I was thinking that when she's out of

>> I was thinking that when she's out of that crib, I'm going to have to put one

that crib, I'm going to have to put one

that crib, I'm going to have to put one on her foot.

on her foot.

on her foot. >> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you

>> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you

>> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you were attacked by the most dangerous

were attacked by the most dangerous

were attacked by the most dangerous animal in the world. And I feel like

animal in the world. And I feel like

animal in the world. And I feel like this is something that should have been

this is something that should have been

this is something that should have been all over the news.

all over the news.

all over the news. >> No, I didn't tell anyone about this.

>> No, I didn't tell anyone about this.

>> No, I didn't tell anyone about this. Okay, so we shot in France.

Okay, so we shot in France.

Okay, so we shot in France. >> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most

>> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most

>> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most dangerous animal in the world is.

dangerous animal in the world is.

dangerous animal in the world is. Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know.

Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know.

Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know. >> You would think so, right?

>> You would think so, right?

>> You would think so, right? >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> What is it actually?

>> What is it actually?

>> What is it actually? >> When we were shooting in France, there

>> When we were shooting in France, there

>> When we were shooting in France, there was a lot of bugs.

was a lot of bugs.

was a lot of bugs. >> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's

>> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's

>> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's two types of people in the world. Like

two types of people in the world. Like

two types of people in the world. Like people that get eaten alive by

people that get eaten alive by

people that get eaten alive by mosquitoes and people that don't.

mosquitoes and people that don't.

mosquitoes and people that don't. >> I'm the eaten alive.

>> I'm the eaten alive.

>> I'm the eaten alive. >> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So,

>> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So,

>> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So, I knew I was like, I could hear these

I knew I was like, I could hear these

I knew I was like, I could hear these mosquitoes when we were shooting there.

mosquitoes when we were shooting there.

mosquitoes when we were shooting there. I'm like, oh my god, please don't get

I'm like, oh my god, please don't get

I'm like, oh my god, please don't get bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got

bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got

bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got these kind of random things. But one

these kind of random things. But one

these kind of random things. But one night I was sleeping and I had like a

night I was sleeping and I had like a

night I was sleeping and I had like a really early call and I was I could hear

really early call and I was I could hear

really early call and I was I could hear one, you know, you can hear them.

one, you know, you can hear them.

one, you know, you can hear them. They're like

They're like

They're like >> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm

>> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm

>> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm like, "Oh god, like is that on my face?

like, "Oh god, like is that on my face?

like, "Oh god, like is that on my face? I don't know." So I wake up, it's like

I don't know." So I wake up, it's like

I don't know." So I wake up, it's like 2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at

2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at

2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and

work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and

work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and I did one of those. I walked past the

I did one of those. I walked past the

I did one of those. I walked past the mirror and then I went back and I looked

mirror and then I went back and I looked

mirror and then I went back and I looked at my face. I had welt

at my face. I had welt

at my face. I had welt >> across my forehead.

>> across my forehead.

>> across my forehead. You guys,

You guys,

You guys, >> did you know what what why you had that?

>> did you know what what why you had that?

>> did you know what what why you had that? Did you know immediately it was the

Did you know immediately it was the

Did you know immediately it was the mosquito bite?

mosquito bite?

mosquito bite? >> I will live the rest of my life hoping

>> I will live the rest of my life hoping

>> I will live the rest of my life hoping that it was just a mosquito that bit my

that it was just a mosquito that bit my

that it was just a mosquito that bit my face. It was a mosquito. I think also

face. It was a mosquito. I think also

face. It was a mosquito. I think also note to self,

note to self,

note to self, >> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter]

>> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter]

>> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter] >> Well, I have two questions about that.

>> Well, I have two questions about that.

>> Well, I have two questions about that. First of all, you called 911 for

First of all, you called 911 for

First of all, you called 911 for mosquito.

mosquito.

mosquito. >> I did. I didn't know what to do. I

>> I did. I didn't know what to do. I

>> I did. I didn't know what to do. I literally thought I something was like I

literally thought I something was like I

literally thought I something was like I had no one with [laughter] me. I called

had no one with [laughter] me. I called

had no one with [laughter] me. I called 911. Not a thing there. By the way, I

911. Not a thing there. By the way, I

911. Not a thing there. By the way, I still don't know what emergency is in

still don't know what emergency is in

still don't know what emergency is in France. I never figured it out.

France. I never figured it out.

France. I never figured it out. >> That's a good tip for travelers.

>> That's a good tip for travelers.

>> That's a good tip for travelers. >> Isn't that good?

>> Isn't that good?

>> Isn't that good? >> It is a good tip.

>> It is a good tip.

>> It is a good tip. >> Yeah, I should have learned that. But

>> Yeah, I should have learned that. But

>> Yeah, I should have learned that. But there's You got to Google it there. You

there's You got to Google it there. You

there's You got to Google it there. You 911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole

911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole

911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole different emergency. So, I called 911.

different emergency. So, I called 911.

different emergency. So, I called 911. >> I also called my fiance who answered the

>> I also called my fiance who answered the

>> I also called my fiance who answered the phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure

phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure

phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure what you want me to do here. I'm like,

what you want me to do here. I'm like,

what you want me to do here. I'm like, >> but this is bad, right? This is bad.

>> but this is bad, right? This is bad.

>> but this is bad, right? This is bad. Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly

Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly

Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly didn't quite know what bit me, but I

didn't quite know what bit me, but I

didn't quite know what bit me, but I again I'm going to believe it was a

again I'm going to believe it was a

again I'm going to believe it was a [laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least

[laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least

[laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least >> a French mosquito.

>> a French mosquito.

>> a French mosquito. >> Dear Yes. Yes. They're

>> Dear Yes. Yes. They're

>> Dear Yes. Yes. They're >> Yeah. But the romantic.

>> Yeah. But the romantic.

>> Yeah. But the romantic. >> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the

>> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the

>> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the night.

night.

night. >> You're okay now.

>> You're okay now.

>> You're okay now. >> I'm okay now.

>> I'm okay now.

>> I'm okay now. >> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I

>> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I

>> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I can imagine being that 911 operator. The

can imagine being that 911 operator. The

can imagine being that 911 operator. The damage you would have done to this

damage you would have done to this

damage you would have done to this country's reputation.

country's reputation.

country's reputation. >> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it

>> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it

>> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it is.

is.

is. >> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW.

>> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW.

>> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW. >> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito

>> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito

>> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to

bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to

bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to take a break. When we come back, we're

take a break. When we come back, we're

take a break. When we come back, we're going to see a a clip from your new

going to see a a clip from your new

going to see a a clip from your new program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko

program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko

program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko is here. We'll be right back.

Um,

come on.

[music]

>> [music]

>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which

>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which

>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which [cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM

[cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM

[cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM Plus. That is um is that the hotel where

Plus. That is um is that the hotel where

Plus. That is um is that the hotel where you got bit by mosquito?

you got bit by mosquito?

you got bit by mosquito? >> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND

>> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND

>> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was

THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was

THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was envisioning.

envisioning.

envisioning. >> You play an archaeologist whose

>> You play an archaeologist whose

>> You play an archaeologist whose boyfriend vanishes, disappears.

boyfriend vanishes, disappears.

boyfriend vanishes, disappears. >> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He

>> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He

>> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He literally vanishes off a moving train.

literally vanishes off a moving train.

literally vanishes off a moving train. >> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an

>> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an

>> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an archaeologist, you have to dig him up

archaeologist, you have to dig him up

archaeologist, you have to dig him up with like a little brush to try to find

with like a little brush to try to find

with like a little brush to try to find him.

him.

him. >> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um

>> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um

>> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's

Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's

Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's what I'm thinking of the whole time.

what I'm thinking of the whole time.

what I'm thinking of the whole time. >> Uh how long were you in France?

>> Uh how long were you in France?

>> Uh how long were you in France? >> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah.

>> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah.

>> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah. Couple months.

Couple months.

Couple months. >> That to me seems like a great to be able

>> That to me seems like a great to be able

>> That to me seems like a great to be able to live in another country for like a

to live in another country for like a

to live in another country for like a couple of months.

couple of months.

couple of months. >> It was amazing.

>> It was amazing.

>> It was amazing. >> Was it? Yeah.

>> Was it? Yeah.

>> Was it? Yeah. >> Yeah. But I I hate French food.

>> Yeah. But I I hate French food.

>> Yeah. But I I hate French food. >> You do?

>> You do?

>> You do? >> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give

>> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give

>> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give you their emergency number.

you their emergency number.

you their emergency number. >> They did. They're like, "It's her

>> They did. They're like, "It's her

>> They did. They're like, "It's her again." I I'm also like I I'm such a

again." I I'm also like I I'm such a

again." I I'm also like I I'm such a weird eater. This is not

weird eater. This is not

weird eater. This is not >> You hate French food.

>> You hate French food.

>> You hate French food. >> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a

>> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a

>> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a grilled cheese. I want simple.

grilled cheese. I want simple.

grilled cheese. I want simple. >> They invented grilled cheese.

>> They invented grilled cheese.

>> They invented grilled cheese. >> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.

>> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.

>> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that. Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had

Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had

Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had to It was hard. I really had to go on

to It was hard. I really had to go on

to It was hard. I really had to go on the search for like something that I

the search for like something that I

the search for like something that I would eat there

would eat there

would eat there >> cuz it was difficult.

>> cuz it was difficult.

>> cuz it was difficult. >> But I did end up

>> But I did end up

>> But I did end up >> falling in love with a sandwich.

>> falling in love with a sandwich.

>> falling in love with a sandwich. >> Oh, yes. that I found.

>> Oh, yes. that I found.

>> Oh, yes. that I found. >> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I

>> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I

>> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I fall in love with sandwiches pretty much

fall in love with sandwiches pretty much

fall in love with sandwiches pretty much every day. [laughter]

every day. [laughter]

every day. [laughter] >> And I love a great sandwich.

>> And I love a great sandwich.

>> And I love a great sandwich. >> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich

>> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich

>> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich that I found changed my I can still

that I found changed my I can still

that I found changed my I can still taste it right now. It was this little

taste it right now. It was this little

taste it right now. It was this little It was called Panino Tech. It was this

It was called Panino Tech. It was this

It was called Panino Tech. It was this little place next to the port where like

little place next to the port where like

little place next to the port where like every it was packed constantly, very

every it was packed constantly, very

every it was packed constantly, very small. They had basically three

small. They had basically three

small. They had basically three sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in

sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in

sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in love with the sandwich. It was all I ate

love with the sandwich. It was all I ate

love with the sandwich. It was all I ate every single day almost for a month

every single day almost for a month

every single day almost for a month straight. And anyone that visited me, I

straight. And anyone that visited me, I

straight. And anyone that visited me, I was like, "You have to have like I made

was like, "You have to have like I made

was like, "You have to have like I made people crazy about this sandwich." So I

people crazy about this sandwich." So I

people crazy about this sandwich." So I would go in and, you know, it was like

would go in and, you know, it was like

would go in and, you know, it was like very French. Like no one obviously like

very French. Like no one obviously like

very French. Like no one obviously like I was the only like American in there.

I was the only like American in there.

I was the only like American in there. But I was so con I was so excited

But I was so con I was so excited

But I was so con I was so excited because I loved it so much. I kept

because I loved it so much. I kept

because I loved it so much. I kept thinking they'd recognize me like I'd

thinking they'd recognize me like I'd

thinking they'd recognize me like I'd been in there so much every day.

been in there so much every day.

been in there so much every day. >> You were now Yeah. You think even just

>> You were now Yeah. You think even just

>> You were now Yeah. You think even just forget recognize you from television or

forget recognize you from television or

forget recognize you from television or whatever. Like they'd recognize you from

whatever. Like they'd recognize you from

whatever. Like they'd recognize you from being the customer

being the customer

being the customer >> who's eating the same sandwich every

>> who's eating the same sandwich every

>> who's eating the same sandwich every single day. They didn't.

single day. They didn't.

single day. They didn't. >> They didn't recognize me at all. And I

>> They didn't recognize me at all. And I

>> They didn't recognize me at all. And I was so bad. I never thought to like

was so bad. I never thought to like

was so bad. I never thought to like learn any French to even try and

learn any French to even try and

learn any French to even try and communicate with. I was so bad. So I

communicate with. I was so bad. So I

communicate with. I was so bad. So I would just like point at the sandwich I

would just like point at the sandwich I

would just like point at the sandwich I wanted. I'd be like,

wanted. I'd be like,

wanted. I'd be like, "Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY.

"Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY.

"Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY. >> YEAH. LITERALLY,

>> YEAH. LITERALLY,

>> YEAH. LITERALLY, >> nobody cared. I also am like a big I

>> nobody cared. I also am like a big I

>> nobody cared. I also am like a big I know this is like chaotic what I'm

know this is like chaotic what I'm

know this is like chaotic what I'm saying, but I love like swag and I like

saying, but I love like swag and I like

saying, but I love like swag and I like to represent things that I love. Like I

to represent things that I love. Like I

to represent things that I love. Like I have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts.

have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts.

have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts. >> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I

>> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I

>> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I save them. So things that I like I want

save them. So things that I like I want

save them. So things that I like I want to like represent. So, I asked this

to like represent. So, I asked this

to like represent. So, I asked this place if they had any t-shirts to sell,

place if they had any t-shirts to sell,

place if they had any t-shirts to sell, you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to

you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to

you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to bring this back to America. And they

bring this back to America. And they

bring this back to America. And they were like, "Look, they had nothing." I

were like, "Look, they had nothing." I

were like, "Look, they had nothing." I asked if I could buy the shirt they were

asked if I could buy the shirt they were

asked if I could buy the shirt they were wearing that said paninoa. That's how

wearing that said paninoa. That's how

wearing that said paninoa. That's how much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it

much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it

much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it so bad. They didn't care. They literally

so bad. They didn't care. They literally

so bad. They didn't care. They literally didn't say any. They didn't talk to me

didn't say any. They didn't talk to me

didn't say any. They didn't talk to me for two months. They didn't care. I ate

for two months. They didn't care. I ate

for two months. They didn't care. I ate this sandwich every day. No one cared I

this sandwich every day. No one cared I

this sandwich every day. No one cared I was there. But it it was like a

was there. But it it was like a

was there. But it it was like a life-changing sandwich. I knew you would

life-changing sandwich. I knew you would

life-changing sandwich. I knew you would understand cuz

understand cuz

understand cuz >> I do understand. I'm getting hungry.

>> I do understand. I'm getting hungry.

>> I do understand. I'm getting hungry. just talking to you about

just talking to you about

just talking to you about >> and I understand the wanting the shirt

>> and I understand the wanting the shirt

>> and I understand the wanting the shirt from the place. I understand the whole

from the place. I understand the whole

from the place. I understand the whole thing.

thing.

thing. >> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it

>> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it

>> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it back here and show you know that I loved

back here and show you know that I loved

back here and show you know that I loved this sandwich and it's what got me

this sandwich and it's what got me

this sandwich and it's what got me through and they didn't have that. And

through and they didn't have that. And

through and they didn't have that. And so my very sweet assistant knew this was

so my very sweet assistant knew this was

so my very sweet assistant knew this was all I wanted to take back from France.

all I wanted to take back from France.

all I wanted to take back from France. So she actually made me my own swag with

So she actually made me my own swag with

So she actually made me my own swag with a sandwich on it so that I could live. I

a sandwich on it so that I could live. I

a sandwich on it so that I could live. I wish I had one for you, Jimmy.

wish I had one for you, Jimmy.

wish I had one for you, Jimmy. >> I could just eat the shirt.

>> I could just eat the shirt.

>> I could just eat the shirt. >> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD?

>> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD?

>> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD? >> It does look really good. What's on it?

>> It does look really good. What's on it?

>> It does look really good. What's on it? >> Look at that. Okay. Pesto.

>> Look at that. Okay. Pesto.

>> Look at that. Okay. Pesto. Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the

Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the

Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the only words I learned for two months was

only words I learned for two months was

only words I learned for two months was no jamone. That's no ham.

no jamone. That's no ham.

no jamone. That's no ham. >> I did say that. And they were they

>> I did say that. And they were they

>> I did say that. And they were they that's what we that was our no jamone.

that's what we that was our no jamone.

that's what we that was our no jamone. >> That does look good. By the way, pretty

>> That does look good. By the way, pretty

>> That does look good. By the way, pretty sure this is an Italian sandwich that

sure this is an Italian sandwich that

sure this is an Italian sandwich that you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still

you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still

you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still maybe you still don't like any French

maybe you still don't like any French

maybe you still don't like any French food.

food.

food. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH. [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter] >> WELL, you subway.

>> WELL, you subway.

>> WELL, you subway. >> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got

>> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got

>> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got the thing on the front.

the thing on the front.

the thing on the front. >> There it is.

>> There it is.

>> There it is. >> Well, hopefully this word will get to

>> Well, hopefully this word will get to

>> Well, hopefully this word will get to them and they'll they'll be sufficiently

them and they'll they'll be sufficiently

them and they'll they'll be sufficiently appreciative, but that seems doubtful.

appreciative, but that seems doubtful.

appreciative, but that seems doubtful. Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in

Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in

Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in a word for you with Kermit Kayoko.

a word for you with Kermit Kayoko.

a word for you with Kermit Kayoko. Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on

Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on

Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on NGM back with [music] Kermit.