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And our first guest tonight
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And our first guest tonight
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And our first guest tonight
you fell in love with on one of the
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you fell in love with on one of the
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you fell in love with on one of the
biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time.
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biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time.
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biggest bangiest sitcoms of all time.
Her latest is a mystery called Vanished.
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Her latest is a mystery called Vanished.
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Her latest is a mystery called Vanished.
It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please
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It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please
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It premieres Sunday on MGM Plus. Please
welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music]
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welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music]
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welcome Kaye Quoko. [cheering and music]
[applause]
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HOW YOU DOING?
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HOW YOU DOING?
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HOW YOU DOING?
>> HI.
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>> HI.
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>> HI.
>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic.
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>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic.
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>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. You look fantastic.
Very sparkly
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Very sparkly
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Very sparkly
>> here. Thank you.
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>> here. Thank you.
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>> here. Thank you.
>> Are you excited about Kermit?
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>> Are you excited about Kermit?
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>> Are you excited about Kermit?
>> You know what? I have some beef with
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>> You know what? I have some beef with
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>> You know what? I have some beef with
Kermit.
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Kermit.
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Kermit.
>> Oh, you do?
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>> Oh, you do?
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>> Oh, you do?
>> I have been trying to get on Sesame
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>> I have been trying to get on Sesame
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>> I have been trying to get on Sesame
Street for like 20 years.
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Street for like 20 years.
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Street for like 20 years.
>> Is that true?
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>> Is that true?
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>> Is that true?
>> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like
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>> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like
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>> Yes. And I know he's here. And I'd like
you to put in a good word.
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you to put in a good word.
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you to put in a good word.
>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
>> I've been pitching myself [laughter]
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>> I've been pitching myself [laughter]
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>> I've been pitching myself [laughter]
>> trying to get on. We want to get on that
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>> trying to get on. We want to get on that
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>> trying to get on. We want to get on that
show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that
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show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that
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show. Oh, I find it hard to believe that
you have been asked 25 times to be on
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you have been asked 25 times to be on
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you have been asked 25 times to be on
Sesame Street.
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Sesame Street.
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Sesame Street.
>> Never.
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>> Never.
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>> Never.
>> Really?
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>> Really?
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>> Really?
>> Never.
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>> Never.
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>> Never.
>> Did you ever mention to them that you
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>> Did you ever mention to them that you
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>> Did you ever mention to them that you
would be interested in being on Sesame
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would be interested in being on Sesame
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would be interested in being on Sesame
Street?
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Street?
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Street?
>> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So,
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>> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So,
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>> I never thought I'd run into Kermit. So,
the fact that he's here tonight, I have
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the fact that he's here tonight, I have
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the fact that he's here tonight, I have
a lot of things I need to say to him.
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a lot of things I need to say to him.
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a lot of things I need to say to him.
I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a
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I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a
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I'd like to get on. I mean, I have a
kid. This is a big deal.
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kid. This is a big deal.
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kid. This is a big deal.
>> It sure is.
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>> It sure is.
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>> It sure is.
>> A lot of people we want to get on so our
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>> A lot of people we want to get on so our
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>> A lot of people we want to get on so our
kids can see us on Sesame Street.
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kids can see us on Sesame Street.
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kids can see us on Sesame Street.
>> You know, that is a big thing. I will
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>> You know, that is a big thing. I will
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>> You know, that is a big thing. I will
tell you though, I've been on Sesame
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tell you though, I've been on Sesame
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tell you though, I've been on Sesame
Street.
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Street.
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Street.
>> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT
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>> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT
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>> I have. How was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT
WAS IT?
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WAS IT?
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WAS IT?
>> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't
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>> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't
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>> THAT'S WHY I CAN'T BELIEVE you haven't
been on stage.
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been on stage.
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been on stage.
>> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE.
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>> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE.
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>> PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WAS IT LIKE.
>> It was great. First of all, really
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>> It was great. First of all, really
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>> It was great. First of all, really
honestly a dream come true. God,
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honestly a dream come true. God,
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honestly a dream come true. God,
honestly, that's great.
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honestly, that's great.
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honestly, that's great.
>> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when
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>> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when
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>> Cuz I was born in 1967, like right when
Sesame Street started when there were no
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Sesame Street started when there were no
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Sesame Street started when there were no
other shows to watch. That's what I was
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other shows to watch. That's what I was
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other shows to watch. That's what I was
watching.
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watching.
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watching.
>> That is a big deal. We play that a lot
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>> That is a big deal. We play that a lot
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>> That is a big deal. We play that a lot
in our house.
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in our house.
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in our house.
>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
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>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
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>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
kids. Wasn't.
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kids. Wasn't.
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kids. Wasn't.
>> They didn't care.
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>> They didn't care.
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>> They didn't care.
>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
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>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
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>> I thought it would be a big deal for my
niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care.
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niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care.
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niece. Wasn't. The kids did not care.
>> Really?
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>> Really?
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>> Really?
>> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you
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>> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you
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>> Yeah. They're like, "Oh, yeah. There you
are."
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are."
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are."
>> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care
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>> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care
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>> Yeah. I guess I mean she doesn't care
what I'm on now, so I guess she's not
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what I'm on now, so I guess she's not
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what I'm on now, so I guess she's not
gonna care. She's almost three.
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gonna care. She's almost three.
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gonna care. She's almost three.
>> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just
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>> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just
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>> Oh, she's almost three. Yeah. They just
don't understand. They're just like,
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don't understand. They're just like,
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don't understand. They're just like,
"Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure.
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"Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure.
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"Yeah, it's like, yeah, there. Oh, sure.
You met Sesame Street."
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You met Sesame Street."
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You met Sesame Street."
>> I know. Why am I trying to impress her?
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>> I know. Why am I trying to impress her?
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>> I know. Why am I trying to impress her?
>> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for
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>> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for
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>> It's [laughter] like I'm desperate for
her to watch me on something cuz she
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her to watch me on something cuz she
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her to watch me on something cuz she
doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame
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doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame
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doesn't care. I'm like, "I'm on Sesame
Street, but I'm not."
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Street, but I'm not."
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Street, but I'm not."
>> She's not watching Vanished. You're new
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>> She's not watching Vanished. You're new
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>> She's not watching Vanished. You're new
to me series. No,
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to me series. No,
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to me series. No,
>> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't
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>> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't
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>> no, she's watched a lot. She hasn't
watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you
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watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you
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watched Vanish yet. She's watch, you
know, she likes Hunger Games and
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know, she likes Hunger Games and
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know, she likes Hunger Games and
Succession. Okay.
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Succession. Okay.
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Succession. Okay.
>> But not not vanished yet. Yeah.
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>> But not not vanished yet. Yeah.
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>> But not not vanished yet. Yeah.
>> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she
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>> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she
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>> Is she the sunshine of your life? Is she
[laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
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[laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
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[laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
>> She is the sunshine of our life. Little
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>> She is the sunshine of our life. Little
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>> She is the sunshine of our life. Little
>> she come in the room in the middle of
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>> she come in the room in the middle of
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>> she come in the room in the middle of
the night.
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the night.
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the night.
>> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in
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>> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in
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>> Absolutely not. She is not allowed in
our room.
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our room.
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our room.
>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
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>> Oh,
>> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say
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>> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say
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>> I know. I know. Let's see. Everyone say
something tomorrow. Let's see what they
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something tomorrow. Let's see what they
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something tomorrow. Let's see what they
say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the
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say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the
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say. We We enjoy the prison. That is the
crib.
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crib.
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crib.
>> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep
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>> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep
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>> Oh, you do? Okay. How long will you keep
her in the crib? till those little feet
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her in the crib? till those little feet
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her in the crib? till those little feet
starts going out of those holes. Yeah,
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starts going out of those holes. Yeah,
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starts going out of those holes. Yeah,
she's already it's getting a little bit
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she's already it's getting a little bit
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she's already it's getting a little bit
close, but it's all we have left. Now
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close, but it's all we have left. Now
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close, but it's all we have left. Now
she's opening doors. She's w This is all
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she's opening doors. She's w This is all
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she's opening doors. She's w This is all
I put her in there and I know the night
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I put her in there and I know the night
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I put her in there and I know the night
is done
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is done
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is done
>> and I will leave her in there as long as
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>> and I will leave her in there as long as
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>> and I will leave her in there as long as
humanly possible. It's all we have.
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humanly possible. It's all we have.
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humanly possible. It's all we have.
>> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally
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>> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally
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>> Well, sometimes they'll just naturally
like to stay like our daughter never
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like to stay like our daughter never
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like to stay like our daughter never
comes in, but our son comes in every
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comes in, but our son comes in every
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comes in, but our son comes in every
single night.
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single night.
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single night.
>> God, our daughter has like not seen our
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>> God, our daughter has like not seen our
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>> God, our daughter has like not seen our
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>> Oh, wow.
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on we were like I don't think she should
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on we were like I don't think she should
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come in. Like we didn't want her in the
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come in. Like we didn't want her in the
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>> It's better for them if they stay. But
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>> It's better for them if they stay. But
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>> It's better for them if they stay. But
it's fun when they come into the bed.
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it's fun when they come into the bed.
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it's fun when they come into the bed.
>> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours
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>> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours
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>> Oh yeah. Well, she she hasn't seen ours
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yet, so I'll let you know. I'll let you
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yet, so I'll let you know. I'll let you
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know.
>> Um has she tried climbing out of the
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>> Um has she tried climbing out of the
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>> Um has she tried climbing out of the
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thing?
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thing?
>> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once.
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>> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once.
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>> Oh god. So she tried climbing out once.
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It didn't go well. I was like yes.
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>> And she never tried it again. Oh yeah.
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>> And she never tried it again. Oh yeah.
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No, she it didn't go well. She's fine.
>> She's not adventurous is what you say.
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>> She's not adventurous is what you say.
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>> She's not adventurous is what you say.
She was like, "I'm not doing that
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She was like, "I'm not doing that
again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well,
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again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well,
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again." I'm like, "Yeah." Well,
>> you have a whole bunch of animals at
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>> you have a whole bunch of animals at
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>> you have a whole bunch of animals at
your house, right?
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your house, right?
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your house, right?
>> A lot of animals.
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>> A lot of animals.
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>> A lot of animals.
>> A lot of animals. What animals do you
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>> A lot of animals. What animals do you
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>> A lot of animals. What animals do you
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have?
>> We actually just got We just rescued a
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>> We actually just got We just rescued a
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>> We actually just got We just rescued a
turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of
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turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of
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turtle. Like a big tortoise. Like one of
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those huge ones.
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those huge ones.
>> Okay.
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>> Okay.
>> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name
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>> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name
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>> Yeah. We just brought her in. Her name
is Myrtle. [snorts]
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is Myrtle. [snorts]
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is Myrtle. [snorts]
>> Myrtle the tortoise.
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>> Myrtle the tortoise.
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>> Myrtle the tortoise.
>> Yeah. Myrtle.
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>> Yeah. Myrtle.
>> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you
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>> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you
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>> Is that confusing for Myrtle? Like, you
know, it should be Mortise, right?
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know, it should be Mortise, right?
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know, it should be Mortise, right?
>> It [laughter]
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>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes.
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>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes.
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>> I was going to say it rhymes, but yes.
So, it doesn't really rhyme.
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So, it doesn't really rhyme.
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So, it doesn't really rhyme.
>> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got
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>> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got
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>> No, it doesn't rhyme. Yeah, we got
Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical.
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Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical.
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Myrtle the turtle. She's hysterical.
>> How big is Myrtle?
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>> How big is Myrtle?
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>> How big is Myrtle?
>> Okay, so she when I've never had a
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>> Okay, so she when I've never had a
turtle before. I've had like every
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turtle before. I've had like every
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turtle before. I've had like every
animal. I know most people know that. I
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animal. I know most people know that. I
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animal. I know most people know that. I
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But we've never had a turtle. So, we did
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But we've never had a turtle. So, we did
like a bunch of research on kind of how
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like a bunch of research on kind of how
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like a bunch of research on kind of how
where they live cuz they have they
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where they live cuz they have they
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where they live cuz they have they
you're supposed to put them in these
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you're supposed to put them in these
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you're supposed to put them in these
little houses at night. So, the heat and
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little houses at night. So, the heat and
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little houses at night. So, the heat and
everything cuz they live outside.
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everything cuz they live outside.
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everything cuz they live outside.
>> So, we got I was doing all this
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>> So, we got I was doing all this
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>> So, we got I was doing all this
research. was saying, "Oh my god, they
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research. was saying, "Oh my god, they
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research. was saying, "Oh my god, they
they they suggest their little houses to
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they they suggest their little houses to
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they they suggest their little houses to
be small enough that it's like cozy, but
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be small enough that it's like cozy, but
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be small enough that it's like cozy, but
if it's too small, they can't grow. Like
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if it's too small, they can't grow. Like
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if it's too small, they can't grow. Like
it stunts their growth."
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it stunts their growth."
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it stunts their growth."
>> Like a goldfish.
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>> Like a goldfish.
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>> Like a goldfish.
>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing
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>> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing
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>> And I thought, "Is that what I'm doing
with Matilda and this crib?" [laughter]
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>> But I DON'T CARE.
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>> But I DON'T CARE.
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>> But I DON'T CARE.
>> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt
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>> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt
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>> BUT IS IT? It made me think if you stunt
the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be
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the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be
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the tortoise's growth. So, it has to be
very specific because I got to tell you,
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very specific because I got to tell you,
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very specific because I got to tell you,
we don't got much longer with Matilda in
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we don't got much longer with Matilda in
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we don't got much longer with Matilda in
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this.
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this.
>> I'll give you some tips because we've
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>> I'll give you some tips because we've
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>> I'll give you some tips because we've
had various tortoises throughout my
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had various tortoises throughout my
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had various tortoises throughout my
life. We had one when I was a kid. My
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life. We had one when I was a kid. My
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life. We had one when I was a kid. My
daughter has one. My older one now.
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daughter has one. My older one now.
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daughter has one. My older one now.
They'll get out. You know, they don't
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They'll get out. You know, they don't
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They'll get out. You know, they don't
they they are creatures of the earth.
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they they are creatures of the earth.
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they they are creatures of the earth.
They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll
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They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll
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They'll dig under. Yeah. They'll
>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
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>> Yes.
>> And you know what my daughter did is put
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>> And you know what my daughter did is put
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>> And you know what my daughter did is put
one of those um like those apple tags on
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one of those um like those apple tags on
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one of those um like those apple tags on
the shelf.
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the shelf.
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the shelf.
>> That's so funny because they're faster
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>> That's so funny because they're faster
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>> That's so funny because they're faster
than you think.
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than you think.
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than you think.
>> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite
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>> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite
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>> Yeah. And they get they can travel quite
a distance so you have to go find them.
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a distance so you have to go find them.
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a distance so you have to go find them.
>> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a
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>> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a
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>> They're sneaky as hell. Yeah. All of a
sudden you're here and then they're all
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sudden you're here and then they're all
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sudden you're here and then they're all
the way over there.
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the way over there.
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the way over there.
>> You know what? Glue one of those on your
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>> You know what? Glue one of those on your
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>> You know what? Glue one of those on your
kid too while you're at it.
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kid too while you're at it.
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kid too while you're at it.
>> I was thinking that when she's out of
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>> I was thinking that when she's out of
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>> I was thinking that when she's out of
that crib, I'm going to have to put one
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that crib, I'm going to have to put one
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that crib, I'm going to have to put one
on her foot.
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on her foot.
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on her foot.
>> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you
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>> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you
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>> You were Oh, speaking of animals, you
were attacked by the most dangerous
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were attacked by the most dangerous
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were attacked by the most dangerous
animal in the world. And I feel like
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animal in the world. And I feel like
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animal in the world. And I feel like
this is something that should have been
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this is something that should have been
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this is something that should have been
all over the news.
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all over the news.
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all over the news.
>> No, I didn't tell anyone about this.
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>> No, I didn't tell anyone about this.
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>> No, I didn't tell anyone about this.
Okay, so we shot in France.
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Okay, so we shot in France.
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Okay, so we shot in France.
>> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most
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>> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most
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>> Let me ask if GMO knows what the most
dangerous animal in the world is.
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dangerous animal in the world is.
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dangerous animal in the world is.
Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know.
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Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know.
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Uh, elephant, tigers. I don't know.
>> You would think so, right?
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>> You would think so, right?
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>> You would think so, right?
>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
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>> Yeah.
>> What is it actually?
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>> What is it actually?
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>> What is it actually?
>> When we were shooting in France, there
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>> When we were shooting in France, there
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>> When we were shooting in France, there
was a lot of bugs.
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was a lot of bugs.
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was a lot of bugs.
>> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's
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>> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's
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>> A lot of bugs. Now, I feel like there's
two types of people in the world. Like
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two types of people in the world. Like
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two types of people in the world. Like
people that get eaten alive by
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people that get eaten alive by
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people that get eaten alive by
mosquitoes and people that don't.
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mosquitoes and people that don't.
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mosquitoes and people that don't.
>> I'm the eaten alive.
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>> I'm the eaten alive.
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>> I'm the eaten alive.
>> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So,
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>> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So,
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>> Eaten alive. I walk outside covered. So,
I knew I was like, I could hear these
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I knew I was like, I could hear these
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I knew I was like, I could hear these
mosquitoes when we were shooting there.
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mosquitoes when we were shooting there.
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mosquitoes when we were shooting there.
I'm like, oh my god, please don't get
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I'm like, oh my god, please don't get
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I'm like, oh my god, please don't get
bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got
458
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bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got
459
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bit. So, I got bit on my legs. I got
these kind of random things. But one
460
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these kind of random things. But one
461
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these kind of random things. But one
night I was sleeping and I had like a
462
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night I was sleeping and I had like a
463
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night I was sleeping and I had like a
really early call and I was I could hear
464
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really early call and I was I could hear
465
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really early call and I was I could hear
one, you know, you can hear them.
466
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one, you know, you can hear them.
467
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one, you know, you can hear them.
They're like
468
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They're like
469
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They're like
>> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm
470
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>> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm
471
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>> and I'm like kind of scratching and I'm
like, "Oh god, like is that on my face?
472
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like, "Oh god, like is that on my face?
473
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like, "Oh god, like is that on my face?
I don't know." So I wake up, it's like
474
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I don't know." So I wake up, it's like
475
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I don't know." So I wake up, it's like
2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at
476
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2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at
477
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2:00 in the morning. I'm have to be at
work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and
478
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work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and
479
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work at like 7. I go in the bathroom and
I did one of those. I walked past the
480
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I did one of those. I walked past the
481
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I did one of those. I walked past the
mirror and then I went back and I looked
482
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mirror and then I went back and I looked
483
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mirror and then I went back and I looked
at my face. I had welt
484
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at my face. I had welt
485
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at my face. I had welt
>> across my forehead.
486
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>> across my forehead.
487
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>> across my forehead.
You guys,
488
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You guys,
489
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You guys,
>> did you know what what why you had that?
490
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>> did you know what what why you had that?
491
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>> did you know what what why you had that?
Did you know immediately it was the
492
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Did you know immediately it was the
493
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Did you know immediately it was the
mosquito bite?
494
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mosquito bite?
495
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mosquito bite?
>> I will live the rest of my life hoping
496
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>> I will live the rest of my life hoping
497
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>> I will live the rest of my life hoping
that it was just a mosquito that bit my
498
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that it was just a mosquito that bit my
499
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that it was just a mosquito that bit my
face. It was a mosquito. I think also
500
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face. It was a mosquito. I think also
501
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face. It was a mosquito. I think also
note to self,
502
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note to self,
503
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note to self,
>> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter]
504
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>> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter]
505
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>> 911 is not 911 in France. [laughter]
>> Well, I have two questions about that.
506
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>> Well, I have two questions about that.
507
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>> Well, I have two questions about that.
First of all, you called 911 for
508
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First of all, you called 911 for
509
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First of all, you called 911 for
mosquito.
510
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mosquito.
511
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mosquito.
>> I did. I didn't know what to do. I
512
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>> I did. I didn't know what to do. I
513
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>> I did. I didn't know what to do. I
literally thought I something was like I
514
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literally thought I something was like I
515
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literally thought I something was like I
had no one with [laughter] me. I called
516
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had no one with [laughter] me. I called
517
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had no one with [laughter] me. I called
911. Not a thing there. By the way, I
518
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911. Not a thing there. By the way, I
519
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911. Not a thing there. By the way, I
still don't know what emergency is in
520
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still don't know what emergency is in
521
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still don't know what emergency is in
France. I never figured it out.
522
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France. I never figured it out.
523
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France. I never figured it out.
>> That's a good tip for travelers.
524
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>> That's a good tip for travelers.
525
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>> That's a good tip for travelers.
>> Isn't that good?
526
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>> Isn't that good?
527
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>> Isn't that good?
>> It is a good tip.
528
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>> It is a good tip.
529
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>> It is a good tip.
>> Yeah, I should have learned that. But
530
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>> Yeah, I should have learned that. But
531
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>> Yeah, I should have learned that. But
there's You got to Google it there. You
532
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there's You got to Google it there. You
533
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there's You got to Google it there. You
911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole
534
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911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole
535
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911 isn't a thing there. It's a whole
different emergency. So, I called 911.
536
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different emergency. So, I called 911.
537
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different emergency. So, I called 911.
>> I also called my fiance who answered the
538
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>> I also called my fiance who answered the
539
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>> I also called my fiance who answered the
phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure
540
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phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure
541
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phone. He's like, I'm I'm just not sure
what you want me to do here. I'm like,
542
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what you want me to do here. I'm like,
543
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what you want me to do here. I'm like,
>> but this is bad, right? This is bad.
544
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>> but this is bad, right? This is bad.
545
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>> but this is bad, right? This is bad.
Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly
546
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Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly
547
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Like, I was terrified. I was cuz I truly
didn't quite know what bit me, but I
548
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didn't quite know what bit me, but I
549
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didn't quite know what bit me, but I
again I'm going to believe it was a
550
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again I'm going to believe it was a
551
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again I'm going to believe it was a
[laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least
552
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[laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least
553
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[laughter] mosquito cuz that's the least
>> a French mosquito.
554
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>> a French mosquito.
555
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>> a French mosquito.
>> Dear Yes. Yes. They're
556
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>> Dear Yes. Yes. They're
557
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>> Dear Yes. Yes. They're
>> Yeah. But the romantic.
558
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>> Yeah. But the romantic.
559
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>> Yeah. But the romantic.
>> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the
560
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>> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the
561
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>> Yes. [laughter] God. Middle of the
night.
562
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night.
563
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night.
>> You're okay now.
564
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>> You're okay now.
565
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>> You're okay now.
>> I'm okay now.
566
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>> I'm okay now.
567
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>> I'm okay now.
>> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I
568
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>> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I
569
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>> Okay. All right. It's a good thing. I
can imagine being that 911 operator. The
570
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can imagine being that 911 operator. The
571
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can imagine being that 911 operator. The
damage you would have done to this
572
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damage you would have done to this
573
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damage you would have done to this
country's reputation.
574
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country's reputation.
575
00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:01,830
country's reputation.
>> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it
576
00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:01,840
>> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it
577
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,070
>> I mean, we're in bad enough shape as it
is.
578
00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:02,080
is.
579
00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,430
is.
>> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW.
580
00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:03,440
>> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW.
581
00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,270
>> DUMB AMERICAN. I KNOW.
>> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito
582
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>> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito
583
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>> THIS AMERICAN call about a mosquito
bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to
584
00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:07,039
bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to
585
00:08:07,039 --> 00:08:08,309
bite. Yeah. All right. We're going to
take a break. When we come back, we're
586
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take a break. When we come back, we're
587
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take a break. When we come back, we're
going to see a a clip from your new
588
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going to see a a clip from your new
589
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going to see a a clip from your new
program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko
590
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program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko
591
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program. It's called Vanish. Kaye Quoko
is here. We'll be right back.
592
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593
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Um,
594
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595
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come on.
596
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597
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[music]
598
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599
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>> [music]
600
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601
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>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which
602
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>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which
603
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>> That is Kaylee Poco in Vanish, which
[cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM
604
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[cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM
605
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[cheering] you can see on Sunday on MGM
Plus. That is um is that the hotel where
606
00:09:02,389 --> 00:09:02,399
Plus. That is um is that the hotel where
607
00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:03,670
Plus. That is um is that the hotel where
you got bit by mosquito?
608
00:09:03,670 --> 00:09:03,680
you got bit by mosquito?
609
00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:05,190
you got bit by mosquito?
>> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND
610
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>> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND
611
00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,790
>> I WAS RUNNING FROM THE MOSQUITO AND
THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was
612
00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:06,800
THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was
613
00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,509
THAT'S THAT'S WHAT I THAT'S WHAT I was
envisioning.
614
00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:07,519
envisioning.
615
00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:09,590
envisioning.
>> You play an archaeologist whose
616
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>> You play an archaeologist whose
617
00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,590
>> You play an archaeologist whose
boyfriend vanishes, disappears.
618
00:09:11,590 --> 00:09:11,600
boyfriend vanishes, disappears.
619
00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:13,990
boyfriend vanishes, disappears.
>> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He
620
00:09:13,990 --> 00:09:14,000
>> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He
621
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>> Yes. Played by Sam Claflin. Yes. He
literally vanishes off a moving train.
622
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literally vanishes off a moving train.
623
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literally vanishes off a moving train.
>> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an
624
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>> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an
625
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>> Off a moving train. Yes. And then as an
archaeologist, you have to dig him up
626
00:09:19,670 --> 00:09:19,680
archaeologist, you have to dig him up
627
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archaeologist, you have to dig him up
with like a little brush to try to find
628
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with like a little brush to try to find
629
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:21,509
with like a little brush to try to find
him.
630
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him.
631
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him.
>> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um
632
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>> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um
633
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>> I'm having my Laura Durn moment from um
Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's
634
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Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's
635
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Jurassic Park. [laughter] Yeah, that's
what I'm thinking of the whole time.
636
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what I'm thinking of the whole time.
637
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what I'm thinking of the whole time.
>> Uh how long were you in France?
638
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>> Uh how long were you in France?
639
00:09:28,399 --> 00:09:31,110
>> Uh how long were you in France?
>> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah.
640
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>> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah.
641
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>> A month and a half. Couple months. Yeah.
Couple months.
642
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Couple months.
643
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Couple months.
>> That to me seems like a great to be able
644
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>> That to me seems like a great to be able
645
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>> That to me seems like a great to be able
to live in another country for like a
646
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to live in another country for like a
647
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to live in another country for like a
couple of months.
648
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couple of months.
649
00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:36,949
couple of months.
>> It was amazing.
650
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>> It was amazing.
651
00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:37,670
>> It was amazing.
>> Was it? Yeah.
652
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>> Was it? Yeah.
653
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>> Was it? Yeah.
>> Yeah. But I I hate French food.
654
00:09:40,230 --> 00:09:40,240
>> Yeah. But I I hate French food.
655
00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,030
>> Yeah. But I I hate French food.
>> You do?
656
00:09:41,030 --> 00:09:41,040
>> You do?
657
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,430
>> You do?
>> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give
658
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>> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give
659
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>> I know. I'm the worst. They didn't give
you their emergency number.
660
00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:44,720
you their emergency number.
661
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,110
you their emergency number.
>> They did. They're like, "It's her
662
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>> They did. They're like, "It's her
663
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>> They did. They're like, "It's her
again." I I'm also like I I'm such a
664
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again." I I'm also like I I'm such a
665
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again." I I'm also like I I'm such a
weird eater. This is not
666
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weird eater. This is not
667
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weird eater. This is not
>> You hate French food.
668
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>> You hate French food.
669
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>> You hate French food.
>> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a
670
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>> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a
671
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>> I hate I don't eat a lot. I like a
grilled cheese. I want simple.
672
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grilled cheese. I want simple.
673
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grilled cheese. I want simple.
>> They invented grilled cheese.
674
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>> They invented grilled cheese.
675
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>> They invented grilled cheese.
>> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.
676
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>> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.
677
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>> Yeah, that is true. I forgot about that.
Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had
678
00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:00,320
Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had
679
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,150
Yeah. But everything else I'm not I had
to It was hard. I really had to go on
680
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to It was hard. I really had to go on
681
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to It was hard. I really had to go on
the search for like something that I
682
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the search for like something that I
683
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the search for like something that I
would eat there
684
00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:04,880
would eat there
685
00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:06,230
would eat there
>> cuz it was difficult.
686
00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:06,240
>> cuz it was difficult.
687
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:07,750
>> cuz it was difficult.
>> But I did end up
688
00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:07,760
>> But I did end up
689
00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,430
>> But I did end up
>> falling in love with a sandwich.
690
00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:09,440
>> falling in love with a sandwich.
691
00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,310
>> falling in love with a sandwich.
>> Oh, yes. that I found.
692
00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:10,320
>> Oh, yes. that I found.
693
00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,750
>> Oh, yes. that I found.
>> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I
694
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:11,760
>> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I
695
00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,269
>> Now, I want to hear about this cuz I
fall in love with sandwiches pretty much
696
00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:13,279
fall in love with sandwiches pretty much
697
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,110
fall in love with sandwiches pretty much
every day. [laughter]
698
00:10:15,110 --> 00:10:15,120
every day. [laughter]
699
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,550
every day. [laughter]
>> And I love a great sandwich.
700
00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:16,560
>> And I love a great sandwich.
701
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,550
>> And I love a great sandwich.
>> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich
702
00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:18,560
>> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich
703
00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:21,829
>> I mean, when I tell you this sandwich
that I found changed my I can still
704
00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:21,839
that I found changed my I can still
705
00:10:21,839 --> 00:10:24,230
that I found changed my I can still
taste it right now. It was this little
706
00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:24,240
taste it right now. It was this little
707
00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,670
taste it right now. It was this little
It was called Panino Tech. It was this
708
00:10:25,670 --> 00:10:25,680
It was called Panino Tech. It was this
709
00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:27,190
It was called Panino Tech. It was this
little place next to the port where like
710
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:27,200
little place next to the port where like
711
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,269
little place next to the port where like
every it was packed constantly, very
712
00:10:29,269 --> 00:10:29,279
every it was packed constantly, very
713
00:10:29,279 --> 00:10:30,790
every it was packed constantly, very
small. They had basically three
714
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:30,800
small. They had basically three
715
00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:33,030
small. They had basically three
sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in
716
00:10:33,030 --> 00:10:33,040
sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in
717
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,870
sandwiches on the menu. I fell so in
love with the sandwich. It was all I ate
718
00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:34,880
love with the sandwich. It was all I ate
719
00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:36,790
love with the sandwich. It was all I ate
every single day almost for a month
720
00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:36,800
every single day almost for a month
721
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,790
every single day almost for a month
straight. And anyone that visited me, I
722
00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:38,800
straight. And anyone that visited me, I
723
00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,150
straight. And anyone that visited me, I
was like, "You have to have like I made
724
00:10:40,150 --> 00:10:40,160
was like, "You have to have like I made
725
00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,990
was like, "You have to have like I made
people crazy about this sandwich." So I
726
00:10:41,990 --> 00:10:42,000
people crazy about this sandwich." So I
727
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,269
people crazy about this sandwich." So I
would go in and, you know, it was like
728
00:10:43,269 --> 00:10:43,279
would go in and, you know, it was like
729
00:10:43,279 --> 00:10:45,509
would go in and, you know, it was like
very French. Like no one obviously like
730
00:10:45,509 --> 00:10:45,519
very French. Like no one obviously like
731
00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,910
very French. Like no one obviously like
I was the only like American in there.
732
00:10:47,910 --> 00:10:47,920
I was the only like American in there.
733
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,430
I was the only like American in there.
But I was so con I was so excited
734
00:10:49,430 --> 00:10:49,440
But I was so con I was so excited
735
00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,870
But I was so con I was so excited
because I loved it so much. I kept
736
00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:50,880
because I loved it so much. I kept
737
00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,150
because I loved it so much. I kept
thinking they'd recognize me like I'd
738
00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:52,160
thinking they'd recognize me like I'd
739
00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:53,350
thinking they'd recognize me like I'd
been in there so much every day.
740
00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:53,360
been in there so much every day.
741
00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,870
been in there so much every day.
>> You were now Yeah. You think even just
742
00:10:54,870 --> 00:10:54,880
>> You were now Yeah. You think even just
743
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:57,110
>> You were now Yeah. You think even just
forget recognize you from television or
744
00:10:57,110 --> 00:10:57,120
forget recognize you from television or
745
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,110
forget recognize you from television or
whatever. Like they'd recognize you from
746
00:10:59,110 --> 00:10:59,120
whatever. Like they'd recognize you from
747
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,790
whatever. Like they'd recognize you from
being the customer
748
00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:00,800
being the customer
749
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,389
being the customer
>> who's eating the same sandwich every
750
00:11:02,389 --> 00:11:02,399
>> who's eating the same sandwich every
751
00:11:02,399 --> 00:11:03,990
>> who's eating the same sandwich every
single day. They didn't.
752
00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:04,000
single day. They didn't.
753
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,030
single day. They didn't.
>> They didn't recognize me at all. And I
754
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:07,040
>> They didn't recognize me at all. And I
755
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,790
>> They didn't recognize me at all. And I
was so bad. I never thought to like
756
00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:08,800
was so bad. I never thought to like
757
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,470
was so bad. I never thought to like
learn any French to even try and
758
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:10,480
learn any French to even try and
759
00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:11,910
learn any French to even try and
communicate with. I was so bad. So I
760
00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:11,920
communicate with. I was so bad. So I
761
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,509
communicate with. I was so bad. So I
would just like point at the sandwich I
762
00:11:13,509 --> 00:11:13,519
would just like point at the sandwich I
763
00:11:13,519 --> 00:11:15,990
would just like point at the sandwich I
wanted. I'd be like,
764
00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:16,000
wanted. I'd be like,
765
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,389
wanted. I'd be like,
"Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY.
766
00:11:18,389 --> 00:11:18,399
"Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY.
767
00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,670
"Hey." YOU KNOW? SO NOBODY.
>> YEAH. LITERALLY,
768
00:11:19,670 --> 00:11:19,680
>> YEAH. LITERALLY,
769
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,230
>> YEAH. LITERALLY,
>> nobody cared. I also am like a big I
770
00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:22,240
>> nobody cared. I also am like a big I
771
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:23,590
>> nobody cared. I also am like a big I
know this is like chaotic what I'm
772
00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:23,600
know this is like chaotic what I'm
773
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,509
know this is like chaotic what I'm
saying, but I love like swag and I like
774
00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:25,519
saying, but I love like swag and I like
775
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:27,509
saying, but I love like swag and I like
to represent things that I love. Like I
776
00:11:27,509 --> 00:11:27,519
to represent things that I love. Like I
777
00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,670
to represent things that I love. Like I
have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts.
778
00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:29,680
have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts.
779
00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,670
have all your Jimmy Kimmel t-shirts.
>> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I
780
00:11:31,670 --> 00:11:31,680
>> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I
781
00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,590
>> I'm like a swag fanatic. I love them. I
save them. So things that I like I want
782
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:33,600
save them. So things that I like I want
783
00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:36,310
save them. So things that I like I want
to like represent. So, I asked this
784
00:11:36,310 --> 00:11:36,320
to like represent. So, I asked this
785
00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,269
to like represent. So, I asked this
place if they had any t-shirts to sell,
786
00:11:39,269 --> 00:11:39,279
place if they had any t-shirts to sell,
787
00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:40,790
place if they had any t-shirts to sell,
you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to
788
00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:40,800
you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to
789
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,150
you know, hats, t-shirts. I want to
bring this back to America. And they
790
00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:42,160
bring this back to America. And they
791
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,990
bring this back to America. And they
were like, "Look, they had nothing." I
792
00:11:43,990 --> 00:11:44,000
were like, "Look, they had nothing." I
793
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,069
were like, "Look, they had nothing." I
asked if I could buy the shirt they were
794
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:46,079
asked if I could buy the shirt they were
795
00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:48,710
asked if I could buy the shirt they were
wearing that said paninoa. That's how
796
00:11:48,710 --> 00:11:48,720
wearing that said paninoa. That's how
797
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,190
wearing that said paninoa. That's how
much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it
798
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:51,200
much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it
799
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,990
much I loved this sandwich. I wanted it
so bad. They didn't care. They literally
800
00:11:53,990 --> 00:11:54,000
so bad. They didn't care. They literally
801
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:55,430
so bad. They didn't care. They literally
didn't say any. They didn't talk to me
802
00:11:55,430 --> 00:11:55,440
didn't say any. They didn't talk to me
803
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,509
didn't say any. They didn't talk to me
for two months. They didn't care. I ate
804
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:57,519
for two months. They didn't care. I ate
805
00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,110
for two months. They didn't care. I ate
this sandwich every day. No one cared I
806
00:11:59,110 --> 00:11:59,120
this sandwich every day. No one cared I
807
00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,630
this sandwich every day. No one cared I
was there. But it it was like a
808
00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:00,640
was there. But it it was like a
809
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,069
was there. But it it was like a
life-changing sandwich. I knew you would
810
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:02,079
life-changing sandwich. I knew you would
811
00:12:02,079 --> 00:12:02,710
life-changing sandwich. I knew you would
understand cuz
812
00:12:02,710 --> 00:12:02,720
understand cuz
813
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,310
understand cuz
>> I do understand. I'm getting hungry.
814
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:04,320
>> I do understand. I'm getting hungry.
815
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,829
>> I do understand. I'm getting hungry.
just talking to you about
816
00:12:05,829 --> 00:12:05,839
just talking to you about
817
00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,509
just talking to you about
>> and I understand the wanting the shirt
818
00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:07,519
>> and I understand the wanting the shirt
819
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,350
>> and I understand the wanting the shirt
from the place. I understand the whole
820
00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:09,360
from the place. I understand the whole
821
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:09,750
from the place. I understand the whole
thing.
822
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:09,760
thing.
823
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,350
thing.
>> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it
824
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:11,360
>> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it
825
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,750
>> I wanted the shirt. I wanted to bring it
back here and show you know that I loved
826
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:13,760
back here and show you know that I loved
827
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,430
back here and show you know that I loved
this sandwich and it's what got me
828
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:15,440
this sandwich and it's what got me
829
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,430
this sandwich and it's what got me
through and they didn't have that. And
830
00:12:17,430 --> 00:12:17,440
through and they didn't have that. And
831
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,829
through and they didn't have that. And
so my very sweet assistant knew this was
832
00:12:19,829 --> 00:12:19,839
so my very sweet assistant knew this was
833
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,990
so my very sweet assistant knew this was
all I wanted to take back from France.
834
00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:22,000
all I wanted to take back from France.
835
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,670
all I wanted to take back from France.
So she actually made me my own swag with
836
00:12:25,670 --> 00:12:25,680
So she actually made me my own swag with
837
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,509
So she actually made me my own swag with
a sandwich on it so that I could live. I
838
00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:29,519
a sandwich on it so that I could live. I
839
00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:31,430
a sandwich on it so that I could live. I
wish I had one for you, Jimmy.
840
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:31,440
wish I had one for you, Jimmy.
841
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:32,550
wish I had one for you, Jimmy.
>> I could just eat the shirt.
842
00:12:32,550 --> 00:12:32,560
>> I could just eat the shirt.
843
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,069
>> I could just eat the shirt.
>> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD?
844
00:12:34,069 --> 00:12:34,079
>> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD?
845
00:12:34,079 --> 00:12:35,829
>> YOU COULD. DOESN'T THAT LOOK GOOD?
>> It does look really good. What's on it?
846
00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:35,839
>> It does look really good. What's on it?
847
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,949
>> It does look really good. What's on it?
>> Look at that. Okay. Pesto.
848
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:38,959
>> Look at that. Okay. Pesto.
849
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,470
>> Look at that. Okay. Pesto.
Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the
850
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:42,480
Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the
851
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,470
Mozzarella. Pesto and tomato. And the
only words I learned for two months was
852
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:44,480
only words I learned for two months was
853
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:47,269
only words I learned for two months was
no jamone. That's no ham.
854
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:47,279
no jamone. That's no ham.
855
00:12:47,279 --> 00:12:49,829
no jamone. That's no ham.
>> I did say that. And they were they
856
00:12:49,829 --> 00:12:49,839
>> I did say that. And they were they
857
00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:52,949
>> I did say that. And they were they
that's what we that was our no jamone.
858
00:12:52,949 --> 00:12:52,959
that's what we that was our no jamone.
859
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:54,790
that's what we that was our no jamone.
>> That does look good. By the way, pretty
860
00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:54,800
>> That does look good. By the way, pretty
861
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,389
>> That does look good. By the way, pretty
sure this is an Italian sandwich that
862
00:12:56,389 --> 00:12:56,399
sure this is an Italian sandwich that
863
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:58,150
sure this is an Italian sandwich that
you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still
864
00:12:58,150 --> 00:12:58,160
you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still
865
00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:59,750
you ate. So maybe you [laughter] still
maybe you still don't like any French
866
00:12:59,750 --> 00:12:59,760
maybe you still don't like any French
867
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:01,829
maybe you still don't like any French
food.
868
00:13:01,829 --> 00:13:01,839
food.
869
00:13:01,839 --> 00:13:04,033
food.
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
870
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:04,043
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
871
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:05,269
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
[laughter]
872
00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:05,279
[laughter]
873
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:06,389
[laughter]
>> WELL, you subway.
874
00:13:06,389 --> 00:13:06,399
>> WELL, you subway.
875
00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:07,750
>> WELL, you subway.
>> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got
876
00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:07,760
>> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got
877
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,269
>> You know what? Oh, look. It's even got
the thing on the front.
878
00:13:09,269 --> 00:13:09,279
the thing on the front.
879
00:13:09,279 --> 00:13:09,590
the thing on the front.
>> There it is.
880
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:09,600
>> There it is.
881
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,030
>> There it is.
>> Well, hopefully this word will get to
882
00:13:11,030 --> 00:13:11,040
>> Well, hopefully this word will get to
883
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,030
>> Well, hopefully this word will get to
them and they'll they'll be sufficiently
884
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:13,040
them and they'll they'll be sufficiently
885
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,350
them and they'll they'll be sufficiently
appreciative, but that seems doubtful.
886
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:15,360
appreciative, but that seems doubtful.
887
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,190
appreciative, but that seems doubtful.
Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in
888
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:17,200
Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in
889
00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,430
Well, it's great to see you. I'll put in
a word for you with Kermit Kayoko.
890
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:19,440
a word for you with Kermit Kayoko.
891
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,990
a word for you with Kermit Kayoko.
Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on
892
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:22,000
Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on
893
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:26,839
Everybody vanishing [cheering] Sunday on
NGM back with [music] Kermit.
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